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THE DAILY1 TAR HEEL
OCTOBER 14, 1934
The official newspaper of the Publications Union Board
of the University of North Carolina at Chapel HUi whexe
it is printed daily except Mondays, and the Thanksgiving,
Christmas, and Spring Holidays. Entered as seconl class
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of March . 3, .1879... Subscription, .price,-j?3.QXf or. the
college year.
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.......Editor
....Managing Editor
..Business Manager
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, . Editorial Staff r
EDITORIAL BOARD Phil Hammer, chairman; Charles
- Daniel, Phil Kind, Don Wetherbee, Gurney Bnggs.
FEATURE BOARD Nelson Lansdale, chairman; Wal
ter Terry, Francis Clingman, Emery Raper, R. B
. duFour, J. A. Poindexter, Jean Cantrell.
CITY EDITORS Irving Suss, Walter Hargett.r
TELEGRAPH EDITORS Jim Daniel, Reed Sarratt.
DESK MEN Don McKee, Eddie Kahn.
SPORTS DEPARTMENT Jimmy Morris and Smith
Barrier, co-editors: Robert Lessem. Lee Turk, Len
Rubin, Fletcher Ferguson, Stuart Sechriest, Lester
Ostrow.
EXCHANGES Margaret Gaines.
STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER Don Becker. .
REPORTERS Bill Hudson, John Smith, J. F. Jonas,
Stuart Rabb, Ralph Sprinkle, Howard Easter, Law
rence Weisbrod, Ira Howard, Raymond Howe, William
Jordan, Manny Kirschner, Ralph Eichhorn.
j Business Staff V:
ASST. BUSINESS MANAGER 3utler French
COLLECTION MANAGER... : Herbert Osterheld
OFFICE MANAGERS.... .-Walter Eckert, Roy Crooks
NATIONAL ADVERTISING. .Boylan Carr
LOCAL ADVERTISING Hugh Primrose, Robt. Sosnick,
Niles Bond, Eli Jyner, Oscar Tyree (Managers), Bill
McDonald, Stephen Hard, Lewis Shaaner, William
Wilson.
CITY EDITOR FOR THIS ISSUE: IRVING SUSS
Sunday, October 14, 1934
since Pete Ivey, former editor of tne3uccaneer,
tells us tHati the new issue lias honored the one
time Buc by; reproducing several of its cartoons.'
, Another parallel, which 'may or; may not be
quite badminton, is that Editor Delacorte is now
running a feature which he has titled "Non Cam
pus -Mentis' (Why, oh why,- does that Ballyhoo
man have to drag the column of bur present
Carolina Magazine editor-into this ?)-- Our sug
gestion to Editor' Sugarman, "for the purloining
of this perfectly good name for a column, wbuld
te to sue for the blemished reputation of the
classics and college literature.
If It's Not
One Thing .
It looks like the men of this fair campus just
haven't a chance any more. , -
Even yesterday we were literally beseeched
by a group of indignant sorority yes, we said
sorority girls who swore their groups were
fraternities, not sororities. Now, we ask you !
We can even remember from our prep school
Latin days that, "f rater'' means brother, and
now the girls take the pants and the Granger
Rough Cut and everything else, and even swipe
our cognomen! c
Here we thought we had ONE inviolable, in
vulnerable, impeccable right. But they are stub
born about it. They insist that in 100 per cent
girls' schools, they are sororities, but in a co-ed
institution, they become fraternities. Now that
makes it even worse. When it doesn't make any
difference one 'way or the other, they're satis
fied with being just sororities; but when they
have such a 'perfectly marvelous chance to pull
one over on us unsuspecting males,' they creep
up and call themselves fraternities.
There just ain't no justice!
PARAGRAPHICS
The Chi Psi boys showed quite a faculty for
keeping the tea weak Friday.
Coach James told his western Pennsylva
nians to pass at will against the Baby Deacs ;
they couldn't find Will so they took it easy
and ran five across.
The Intercollegiate Chess association num
bers among its members a considerable num
ber of co-eds. Which suggests, matrimonially
speaking, that some of them might turn out
to be stale mates.
Scholarships
And Fraternities
A number of freshmen, we learn, applied for
scholarships. On finding out that they could
not join fraternities if they held scholarships,
they passed up the latter in-favor of membership
in a Greek-letter organization.
Now, if this is true and we don't doubt that
it is something should be done to make it known
to our freshman classes, and the campus at large,
for that matter, that scholarships are not given
at this institution to help prospective pledges
pay their fraternity dues. We assume, giving
those freshmen in question the benefit of the
doubt, that it was ignorance or thoughtlessness
on their part that led them to apply for a scholar
snip with the idea of joining fraternities in the
first place. If this is not the case, then the need
for more careful investigation into the financial
need of applicants is apparent. Donors of schol
arships, we fancy, would hereafter become hesi
tant with their generosity if it became known
to them that the money endowed bjr them was
considered potential revenue for fraternities.
The Team
Rides Late
The Carolina football team pulled out of Union
station in" Durham sometime Friday night for
Athens, where it played yesterday a crucial game.
It had a distance of some 400 miles to ride the
iron pony with little more than 18 hours before
game time. Yet, when the boys get to Athens,
we naturally expect them to ride the Georgia
Bulldogs with the same fervor that they might
have shown had they just risen from a peace
ful slumber and were trotting out on the field
at Kenan stadium. No matter what a player's
physical condition may be, his energy must needs
be sapped to a certain degree by such a lengthy
trip, and the effects must be made doubly worse
by the fact that there is hardly time enough left
on arrival for much more than a bite to eat.
There must be reasons for the team's leaving
at the last moment. "But whatever they are, the
students owe it to their team to see that it has
the best of accommodations if they are in any
way within ordinary reach.
Note on , -
College Humor "
' Bigger and better than ever, Cpllege Humor
has now come out under the editorship of George
Delacorte, remembered as the man who was re
sponsible for piloting Ballyhoo to its circulation
pinnacles. Thereby, perhaps, we of the blue
noses may find an actual example of a long
referred-to parallel between; college humor in
general and Ballyhoo in particular, especially
Gentlemen,
Be Seated!
The Bulldogs of Yale (that's where Albie
Booth went) and the Gentlemen Nassauites of
Princeton, setters of sartorial fashions, are now
engaged in taking a few friendly dirty digs at
each other. It's all because Old Nassau is build
ing a beautiful new library, with expensive Goth
ic ornamentation and everything, and Old Eli,
already having one, is not particularly well
pleased with the idea.
The latter institution isn't the least, bit jeal-
ous, mma you. The inmates just leei that
Princeton is not going about the thing in the
proper educational spirit. You see, the money.
for the new Princeton library is raised by the
alumni, which should not be because) as the Yale
News glibly puts it, "it is difficult to see why
alumni would give for such a purpose rather
than for more legitimate educational aims." The
Yale library, of course, was built with money
"given for specific building purposes and could
not be used otherwise."
In the new Princeton library, too, reports have
it that two "richly furnished lounges, each com
plete with kitchenette for tea and refreshments,
will be provided." There will be movable par
titions, private alcoves, individual desks and
lockers, and lots of innovations. The sons of
Eli forgot about all this new stuff in building
theirs or else, as they say, regarded it all as not
"significant factors in the cultivation of keenly
trained, cultured intellects.".
Personally, we. think the Yale boys are shout
ing up the wrong alley. Or else they're trying
to cultivate those "keenly trained, cultured in
tellects" by putting their agile minds to the task
of finding something wrong with their mutually
efficient "clothes-styles-setters" down at Prince
ton. Or maybe they don't like Gothic architec
ture and tea up at Yale.
It Was So
Wonderful
We're sorry to see that grand old institution,
the' N. C. State Fair, finish up for the 1934 sea
son.
.The pigs we're great; they consumed tons and
tons of frozen' custard, gobbled weiners indus
triously . . . well, they surely were mighty fine
pigs. We enjoyed the side-shows, too. Some fine
young University gentlemen provided some of
the best features of the entire exhibit, but unr
fortunately, were not recompensed for their ef
forts. The amateur standing rule, you know.
It certainly has been a year of progress We
hear reports of students who "took the, fair in
like it should have been taken" and, statistically
speaking, there was evident considerable prog
ress in youth's efforts to break the N. C. State
Fair endurance records. ' '
"Fair Attendance Shatters Record." Yes
they weren't half bad at that.
Marching
Through Georgia
We didn't have to "Vault the Vols" in order
to "Take the South."
Yesterday's great victory means a lot more
than the won-lost column will ever show. It
means (that the Tar Heel spirit did not flinch
after Tennessee's victory.
It means that we're going to show Coach
Snavely and his charges that we're with them
to the limit ; Carolina is taking the south !
dUTSTAHpiNG RADIO
Sunday, Oct. 14
2 :30 : "Seventh Heaven,'' drP
ma, WJZ.
5 :00V Freddie Martin orches
tra,, WABC.
7:00 : Jack Benny program,
VJZ. '
7:30: Joe Penner, WJZ; Fam
ily Theatre, WABC.
8:00; Eddie Cantor, WE AF ;
Detroit Symphony orchestra,
WABC. .
9:00: Manhattan Merry-Go-
Round, WE AF.
9 :30 : American Album of
Familiar Music, WEAR
9 :45 : Theatre of the Air, WJZ.
10:00: Hall of Fame, WEAF ;
Madame Schumann-Heink, WJZ.
Wayne King, WABC..
10:30: American Universities,
program, WABC.
11 :00 : Henry Busse, WABC.
"GREEN PASTURES"
PERFORMER DIES
Alonzo.Fenderson, who recent
ly performed at Memorial hall
in the presentation of "Green
Pastures," died early Thursday
evening shortly before the play
was opening at the Rialto The
atre in Danville, Virginia. v
When the play arrived in Dan
ville, Fenderson complained . of
illness and died of acute uremia
later in the evening.
Fenderson's performance in
the role of "Moses" will be long
remembered at the University
and the news of his death- will
be a cause of deep sorrow to
thousands who witnessed and
appreciated his portrayals.
"These Fish Have a
Weigh With Them"
(Continued from page one)
in Chris's soliloquy that ' the
housephone i;ang impressively.
The cold-blooded . observer an
swered it and returned solemnly,
"Someone upstairs has got vi
olently hungry. Could I offer
them a fried goldfish?" Chris
dismounted the chair, indigna
tion bulging out of her eyes.
"NO !"
Suggestions were in order for
methods of cremation. Benny
thought it would be better to
have an ash-blowing ceremony
after the cremation, while Chris
read a poem in German " called
"Death." The cold-bloodeH ob
server interposed, "I think it
would be nice to use the ashes
for tooth powder." Chris mut
tered bitterly, "Economical to
say the least. Will you please
go home?"
RESERVATIONS
Any persons or organizations
desiring to reserve a University
room or building for any pur
pose should consult the date
book in the office of Dean R B.
House.
This arrangement will elimi
nate the danger of conflicting
claims, and events will be record
ed accurately for publicity pur
poses. It will also facilitate hav
ing the room or building in order.
Photographers to Meet
Yackety Yack photographers
will meet tomorrow at 3:00
o'clock in the Yackety Yack of
fice. The following men on
the staff are requested to
meet at this time: Marvin Chai-
ken, Jerry Kisner, John Larsen,
j. W. Frink, and Ira Sarasohn.
Infirmary
The following students were
confined to the infirmary yester
day: William Garis, M. N. Nov
ich, Gwendolyn McReynolds,
Manny Kirschner, Arthur Diet,
Fred Scherer, Esther Barlow, J.
R. Raper, Norwood Cox, W. M.
Ford, and Albert Donohue.
Chi OmegM Pledges
Chi Omega announced yester
day thb pledging of the follow
ing" 16 girls: Anna Baker, Day
ton, Ohio; Katherine Buck, Bold
Mountain ;-Frances Caff ey, Lyon,
Miss.; Hester Campbell, Char
lotte; -Mary Virginia Copeland,
Marion.- : ' :
.. Josephine, Cureton, Chester,
S. C ; Ellen Deppe, Asheville;
Ruth Green', Hyattsville, Md.,
Juanita .Greene, Harlan, Ky.;
Mildred" Howard, Glascow, Ky. ;
Margaret Jordan, Chapel Hill ;
Virginia Lee, Lockport, N. Y.
Mildred Moore, Raleigh"; Mil
dred Moore, Franklin; Jean
Walker, Rocky Mount; Lillian
Louise Woodard, Selma.
CABLE ENGINEER
TALKS TO A. S. E. E.
Dean Miller Addresses Meeting
On Aims of Society.
Dean W. J. Miller addressed a
meeting of the student branch of
the American Society of Elec
trical engineers in Phillips hall
Thursday night. He told the
students of the aims and objects
of the parent or national society
and of the tie up between the
national and student societies.
Henry Wheeler of the class of
1925, now a cable engineer with
the General Electric company,
then spoke about the various
subdivisions of the company and
of the work assigned to students
just entering it.
R. M. Query, chairman, in
ducted the following officers : J.
D. Hershey as vice-chairman,
W. Parker as secretary, and A.
Snively as treasurer.
LEADERS OF DUKE
WILL SPEAK HERB
To Talk at Freshman Assembly
Tuesday Morning.
. Bill .Burke, . president of the
Duke University student body,,
and Don ..McNeal, president of
the senior class at the same in
stitution, will address the fresh
man '-. assembly next Tuesday
morning.
Saturday, October 20, . Virgil
Weathers and Jack Pool, stu
dent body and senior class pres
idents, respectively, of Carolina,,
will address the freshman as
sembly at Duke.
The arrangements for these
talks were made- by H. F
Comer, secretary of the "Y," in.
order to cement friendly rela
tions between the two schools.
CUMMINGS WILL WAGE
RELENTLESS CRIME WAR
Washington, Oct. 13. (UP)
Attorney - General Homer
Cummings issued a warning to
the underworld today that the
government's current campaign
against crime is not a mere ges
ture. He said the campaign was
no flash-in-the pan crusade but
a sustained program-which will
continue relentlessly to bring
the criminals to justice. :
He ' cautioned the public
against that faction which seeks
to persuade it that the present
undertaking is a mere high-pressure
effort to stir temporary enthusiasm.
Professor Koch Reads
Shakespeare Tonight
The first of a series of Sun
day evening play-readings will
be given tonight at 8 :30 o'clock
in the Playmaker's theatre wheal
Professor Frederick Koch offers?
Shakespeare's "A Midsummer
Night's Dream."
These monthly play-readings?
have, for several years, been reg
ular features of the Playmaker
seasons, and have presented
many well known artists to the
Chapel Hill public. Plans for
next month's presentation are al
ready under way.
Tonight's performance is open
to the public.
GRADUATE CHEMISTRY
LABORATORIES FILLEIX
The limit in accommodations
for graduates in chemistry
has been reached. Twenty-seven
graduates are occupying all
private laboratories designed
for one student each. 1
States represented are as fol
lows: North Carolina 15, Geor
gia, South Carolina 3, Tennes
see 2, New York, Maryland, and
Mississippi 1 each.
. There are 1 candidates for the
master's degree, 12 for the doc
tor's degree, and one doing post
doctorial work.
Carroll Talks in Raleigh
HENDERSON TO ADDRESS
MATHEMATICS SEMINAR
Dr. Archibald Henderson will
address the. combined North
Carolina and Duke University
mathematics seminars next
Wednesday at Duke University
on the subject, "Tensor Analy
sis as Related to Relativity."
This meeting will be attended
by the entire mathematics fac
ulty here, several graduate stu
dents, and advanced undergraduates.
Dean D. D. Carroll of the com
merce school spoke Friday to the
Institute of Democratic Women
of North Carolina which met in
Raleigh. Following his addressr
was a discussion on the economic
problems involved by President
Roosevelt's recovery administration.
Masons Meet Tomorrow
University Lodge No. 408,
A. F. & A. M., will meet in regu
lar communication tomorrow
night at 8:00 o'clock in the
Masonic Temple on West Frank
lin street. All Master Masons
are invited.
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