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THE DAILY TAR HEEL
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 12, 193T
K)t Batlp Car Heel
The official newspaper of the Carolina Publications
Union of the University of North Carolina at Chapel
Hill, where it is printed daily except Mondays, and the
Thanksgiving, Christmas and Spring Holidays. En
tered as second class matter at the post office at Chapel
Hill, N. C, under act of March 3, 1879. Subscription
price, $3.00 for the college year.
J. Mac Smith
Charles W. Gilmore.
William McLean
Jesse Lewis
.Editor
Managing Editor
Business Manager
.Circulation Manager
Editorial Staff
Editorial Writers: Stuart Rabb, Lytt Gardner,
Edwin Hamlin, Allen Merrill, Voit Gilmore, Bob
du Four, Herbert Langsam.
News Editors: Will G. Arey, Jr., Gordon Burns, Mor
ris Rosenbere.
Dkskmen: Tom Stanback. Laffitte Howard, Jesse
Reese.
Senior Reporters: Bob Perkins.
Freshman Reporters: Charles Barrett, Adrian Spies,
David Z. Stick, James McAden, Miss Lucy Jane
Hunter, Carroll McGaughey, Winston Broadfoot.
Exchange Editor: Ben Dixon.
Sports Editor: R. R. Howe. Jr.
Sports Night Editors: Jerry Stoff, Ray Lowery,
Frank Holeman.
Sports Reporters: Ed Karlin, Harvey Kaplan, Shelley
Rolfe, Fletcher W. Ferguson, Larry M. Ferlmg,
W. L. Beerman.
Staff Photographers: Herbert Bachrach, Frank
Bowne.
Business Staff
Advertising Managers : Bobby Davis, Clen Humphrey.
Durham Representative: Dick Eastman.
ijOCAL Advertising Assistants Stuart Ficklin, Bert
Halperfn, Bill Ogburn, Morton Bohrer, Ned Ham
ilton, Bill Clark, Billy Gillian.
Office: Gilly Nicholson, Aubrey McPhail, George Har
ris, Louis Barba, Bob Lerner, Ed Kaufman, Perrin
Quarles, Jim Schleifer, Henry Smernoff.
For This Issue
News: Will G. Arey, Jr. Sports: Jerry Stoff
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THE L30 CLASS
By Bob Perkins
AND CLASSES WERE HELD
Quarters always seem short when they are
drawing to a close.
The fall quarter of 1937, from the campus ac
tivity angle, has been filled from orientation to
exams.
Nearly every week-end, from the South Caro
lina to the Virginia game, was like an event in the
history of the University.
Intramural boxing, wrestling, and touch foot
ball filled in the spaces from Saturday to Saturday.
Potts resigned from the University because he
had technically violated the honor system.
Some-campus enthusiasts appealed to the ad
ministration for a student theatre. The impact
of the proposal, which never materialized, was
felt at E. C. Smith's playhouse in the form of
"The Daily Tar Heel's The March of Time."
Receiver J. Merritt Lear of the bankrupt Stu
dent Co-operative Cleaners suggested that the In
terfraternity and Interdormitory councils and the
Student Advisory Committee float stock to re
establish the business. An indifferent or skepti
cal Student body held their dollars too tightly.
The idea of a radio studio' was born.
Klansman and Imperial Wizard Evans branded
us a "communist" student body, but amused us
with his "stump'-' oratory.
But campus activity reached the boiling poin
two nights ago when the Southern conference in
Richmond smashed the ideals of educators to de-
emphasize athletics.
Sometimes, "of course, professors held their
classes and reminded us that a University was an
institution of "higher learning."
ANGLES
A few months ago the "Saturday Evening
Post" ran a series of articles on how one of Holly
wood's spectacular, super-super productions was
made. "52 Street" was the movie used as an ex
ample.
Readers of. these articles will be interested in
the finished product, others who liked such pro
ductions as "42nd Street" will like this street ap
proached from a slightly different angle, and it
will provide many relaxation from thoughts about
the exams they will flunk in the next four days.
Metamorphosis
Back in 1912 Manhattan's West 52nd street
Now that the Graham Plan
has finally been thrown out by
the Southern Conference, as
everyone expected it would be,
it seems to be fashionable for
everyone in the Tar Heel to
offer his views and more or less j was a lane of stolid dwellings, where respectabil-
pertinent comment on the sub- ity resided. It is the metamorphosing of this street
ect of subsidization. The cam- through time and mortgages, the speakeasy years
pus is getting sick and tired of of the 20's, the depression and the social levelings
hearing about it, and so am I. of the 30's, that forms the structure on which
Therefore, if you will bear with Walter Wanger has "invested a fortune and
me just this once, I will have thrown the resources of his whole organization
into bringing it to the screen."
The idea came from the fame which has been
going to New York's night life center on 52nd
street between 5th and 6th avenues. And the pic-
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my say, ana iorever alter noia
my peace on the subject unless
somebody wants to argue about
it.
In the first place, football has ture is said to contain many of 52nd street's best
not been a competition of ath
etes playing for the fun of it
since the first stadium was built
and the first paid coach was
hired. Today, with scientific
systems, specialized coaching,
expensive equipment, winter and
summer workouts, scouting,
press agents, and nationwide
broadcasts, the question of "ath
letic scholarships" is only a very
minor consideration in the ques-
MEN OF THE FALL
Maybe the Man of the Fall should be he who has
carried twenty hours of classes, three labs each
week, played intramural football, fought on fra
ternity or dormitory boxing and wrestling teams,
been to two or more CPU programs, stood in a
registration line, and contributed to the starving
Chinese fund.
Yet by the criteria of American lovers of the
spectacular, a Men of the Fall selection must be
based on prominence and acclaim for deeds done.
The first seventy issues of the Daily Tar Heel,
through size and frequency of headlines and
stories, automatically nominate the following
Carolina Men of the Fall:
Bob Magill, who directed student government
capably, and admirably handled student initiative
and thought as the head of groups like the Orien
tation Committee and the Campus Cabinet ; and
who has gone to Rhodes Scholarship state finals.
Andy Bershak, who is still drawing down all
American nominations (and still winning gold
watches) for his spectacular work as football end.
Crowell Little, whose football quarterbacking
was, in many senses, the triumph of the season.
Ramsay Potts, who drew the eyes of the South
on this school s atnietic code by resigning m
October.
Alex Heard, who provided interesting, if bom
bastic, speakers for the CPU fall platform.
Nancy Nesbit, who headed a successful pro
gram for an active group of 320 coeds.
Joe Patterson, who battled the argument that
classes actually don't exist on the campus and
at least got his seniors together.
Bill Hendrix, who set the fastest cross-country
pace of the season, and made track fans remem
ber the days of Williamson.
Bob duFour, an active, chairman of the busy
Student Advisory Committee, leader of stunt
nights, and announcer for the new campus news
reel. .
Stuart Rabb, athletic plan critic, ana genera
entertainers on the screen for the first time.
Line-Up
Cast contains Ian Hunter, Leo Carrillo, Pat
Paterson, Zasu Pitts, Ella Logan, Sid Silvers and
others. -
Songs include "Nothing Can Stop Me Now,"
"52nd Street," "Let Your Hair Down," "I'd Like
to See Samoa of Samoa" and "I Still Love to Kiss
You Goodnight."
Zasu Za Zusa
Even Zasu Pitts gets a chance to sing. Poor
tion of the commercialization of child, she has studied voice for years and once
football. If we want to have a thought of going into grand opera, but the stu-
simon-pure football we must dios have always made her sing of f key because
first fire all the coaches, tear she looks like the type that would sing of f key.
down our stadiums, play teams Zasu does have possibilities in many respects,
only in our immediate vicinity but she has established herself as such a good
with whom we have some real comedienne that the public won't let her be any-
rivalry, and admit everyone free thing but that.
to the games or even limit the jyj Quiet
"TT J w "ie she even convinced the studios that she could
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ing. They let her play the mother in "All Quiet
On the Western Front." She did a great job of it,
so everyone thought. The picture was released.
The public looked at Zasu. and refused to take
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her seriously. They laughed when she wept.
The producers could not have this. So they took
. ... ... flip niVturp nut nf circulation, cut out Zasu. took
nue. it does not mteriere witn i . .,,
all of her scenes over witn anotner piaying ine
part, and wrote underscored comedienne after her
name.
Back Astaire
And then on Monday-Tuesday we have back our
old friend Fred Astaire with Grade Allen and
dignity is frequently a help. And Georgie Burns in "A Damsel in Distress." Sup-
it provides large masses of hu- porting cast include Ray Noble, Joan Fontame.
manity with something to talk By Monday night everyone will have decided
about all fall, to read about in that any more studying will not help them to
the papers, and to get out and pass, so everyone will go to this show Monday
give a lot. of good lusty yelling night. If anyone can't get in Monday he will go
or on Saturdays. As such it per- Tuesday so what is the use of writing a review,
brms a very useful function for Love And Kisses
society in general. - A11 a w 0PQ RppfinpaW:" rlavj? Wednesday.
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1 would not detract one cent
that pleased a college audience. However high
school kids eat them up so we guess that is the
reason they are made.
An exception to this rule was the recent Ritz
Brothers picture "Life Begins in College." The
kick has been that the pictures did not really por
tray college life. The Ritz boys must have or
perhaps it was only Carolina life.
Football is more than a sport.
It is a grand show run by the
student body, the alumni, and in
numerable fans for their own j
enjoyment. Far from costing the
University anything, it is actu
ally a lucrative source of reve-
classes and it does not m any
way lower the academic stand
ing of the college. It does not
detract anything from the Uni
versity that engages in it, except
perhaps dignity and loss of
The Y. M. C. A. is reputed to
be a Christian organization. And
dormitory stores are located on
state property.
. But the old idea that the Book
Exchange and the dormitory
stores are exempt from paying
the state sales tax are unfound
ed rumor.
Yet Coca-Cola, chewing gum,
paper, and pencils can be bought
from the Book-Ex. and -the
stores without breaking into
precious nickles for the "cursed"
pennies.
Are these business enter
prises breaking the state law? If
so, it is a convenient violation
for the student-consumer.
The government demands 3
of the sales of these businesses
and collects it consistently.
Warren Haddaway, manager
of Steele dormitory, says he pays
around $160 per year out of his
profits to the government.
The reason? A vicious circle,
he claims. The Book-Exchange
collects no tax on drinks and
food, maybe because of the
Chapel-hour rush.
No dormitory store could com
pete with the underselling Book-
Ex., so they are not able to
charge the tax.
Any one store who stuck its
neck out to abide by the spirit
of the law would go down in
financial chaos because of un
favorable competition.
Legal experts may disagree
whether or not the letter of the
law is being violated by absorb
ing the tax in profits, but what
student-consumer wants to press
the point?
TODAY'S POP QUIZ
The following words, in the
same order in which thev ar
printed, can be punctuated so
that they make perfectly good
sense, believe it or not.
That that is is that that is not
that that is not is not that it it is.
(I can solve it too, Dr. Adams.)
Answer to yesterday's quiz: Eight
een dollars and board for 12 days
means $1.50 and board per day. In S
days of work the man earned $12 and
his board. Idle four days a board ex
pense of one dollar per day or $4.00
in all. This leaves $8.00, the amount
the farmer gave him.
The arithmetic appears unassailable,
but the farmer did not agree to pay
$1.50 per day for the work. He agreed
to pay $18 for the 12 days, work or no
work. The contract even contained a
provision for idleness during its term.
So the man was due $14.00. $18 for'
12 days, minus $4.00 for board.
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THE THAMES
CLOTHING STORE
Wishes The "
Student Body And
Faculty
A
MERRY
CHRISTMA Slf
and
A Happy New
Year
Ml
MERRY CHRISTMAS
to
STUDENTS and FACULTY
BULL'S HEAD BOOKSHOP
irom a proiessionai salary, ai
student fee, or an academic
scholarship, to pay. anyone to
play football if that were the
soul purpose for paying him.
But since football requires a
great deal of time, energy, and
soreness on a player's part, and I
since payment from alumni
funds by no means detracts from
the finances or the academic
rating of the University, I say
by all means let the alumni, or
whoever else wishes to, pay the'
players as long as they are still
good students. . .
And that's that.
Checr
We Wish You A Merry Xmas
and
Many Happy Returns For 1938
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Carolina's Oldest Shoe Rebuilder
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Letters To The Editor
Over 250 Words Subject to Cutting
campus events pundit.
Pete Mullis, fire-cracker of the
Monogram Club, who successful
ly annexed cheerleading one
famous day.
Clifton Craig and Milton Ho
gan, who launched campaigns
for a campus theater and a stu
dent radio studio.
CORRECTION
To the Editor ,
The Daily Tar Heel,
Dear Sir,
Through your columns I should like to correct
an error which will appear in the current issue of
the Magazine.
John Creedy submitted an article dealing with
the part the League of Nations might play in in
ternational planning, and entitled it "Dirt for
Everybody." By "dirt" he meant literally dirt
We Offer You The
SEASONS GREETINGS
In All Sincerity
JACK LIPMAN'S
A.
Wishing You The
Best Of Christmas
Cheer
BRUCE'S 5c to $1.00 STORE
Pete Ivey, in whose Graham land, colonies; but I. took the word at its more
Memorial all sorts of student- common. ngurative, siang vaiue, mu u x
unifying events have occurred dn't approve of what I considered misplaced
most every night of the busy levity, wrote a sub-title in harmony with my idea
quarter.
(And the photographer who,
on November 10, started the !
famous "Candid Camera Catches j
Cooing Couple Cold" debacle.)
of what Creedy meant.
Readers will do , better to disregard the sub
title. My apologies to them and to John Creedy.
x Bill Hudson
Editor, The Carolina Magazine
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