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THE DAILY TAB HEEL APRIL FOOL PAGE FOUE NewS&FShow Has Music But No Lines ... President Frank Graham urged today that everyone who can't dance or sins, but can ex plain Einstein's theory to try out for the winter show of Sound and Fury. Pokey Alexander, president of S & F told the reporters from the damn Tar Heel that no tal ent was necessary since Mr. Alexander is a firm believer that talent has ruined the majority of RADIO REPAIRING Sets Called for and Delivered Tubes Parts Phone 4392 F. M. Carlisle shows given at Chapel HilL . Young girls are discouraged from trying out. Women be tween 60 and 80 are needed for the chorus line as their well de- veIored nersonalities are a re- ' M. quirement. Hubba Hubba girls need not apply. Tryouts will be held on the second floor of Graham Memo rial in the janitor's closet from three to five in the morning. Applicants need not worry about memorizing lines there will be no lines. All the music is original, it was written by stu dents in the second grade of P. S. 56. It is a new type of music rapidly gaining popularity m America. It consists of one note played consjntly. it you want to insure your campus fame, be a part of Sound and Fury. LFL ABNER FACEO MANY AN INCREDIBLE HORROR, COOCH.- NOTHING H COULD JAR MY NERVES The Daring Young Man By Al Capp Iwl P UNTIL I SAW HER LENA I Jwwf.WF2 i Grxi I I Tt?ArVCLRASiA "AJHD J NO, M X I I THE. HYENA FROM LOWFC? I I HFt?-TWW mn vie? i irNF? TWn COOCH, JSLOBBOVlA-OfNE GLANCEI I CHILLS COME BACKT A PRIVATE, rVYl VI I K fT ) r I - AND I PSED OUT1'- I ISHE VTHE ULTIMATE 1 PlAME TO 1 COIU j j r 1 I ---"-- V-J1 v C. UK I I - I Ht. HUrTATt eCAJN -r 5LOt5t?JViM. S - J I C I -rrvi I S.Vl rZ U TAKe- I I JU3T CANT IMAGINE Y THERE'LL &E Cpf A 4 feCIJj ifS'l I FAINY NEEDLEWORK- J-rl I SUCH A-?-9- V ONE RA35ENGER MTl Disc for Today: B. 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STUDENTS, WE AIM TO PLEASE Governor (Continued from first page) to keep up here." Snarely Pessimistic Turning to Coach Carl "I hope Justice comes out for football'- Snavely, . Fetzer queried the silver haired mentor, "Carl, what effect will this have on next year's ball club ?" Lighting his 75c El Ropo with a crisp two dol lar bill, Snavely replied, in ef feet, "Bob, things will be damn rough. ' I was just fixing to of fer Penrose Harland $6,000 and a new mummy to take a wing back spot on the team. Now the kid will be too conceited to even think about it." - The real excitement of the af fair arose after- the meeting, which became an uproarious bed lam upon reading of the procla mation. Led by A. W. Hobbs who was sporting a fresh bottle of Cutty Sark, the meeting gave grats to all their classes through the "pocket veto" of non-attendance, and went into a wild routine of nip-ups and cart wheels through four floors of South building and out into the court. South building moguls, who were not included on the blanket pay; increase for the teachers, showed varying reac tions to the order. Graham Nabs Woodhouse President Frank "Gettysburg" Graham, catching Ned Wood house as he nimbly hopped over his desk and landed in the wait ing lap of his new secretary, Jocelyn Landvoight, the presi dent questioned the happy teacher as to the disposal of his newly gained riches. Replyng that "I plan to make a small in vestment in a portable bar for my outdoor classes," the popular doctor of Political Science melt ed out of the scene with the help of Miss Landvoight. o In an impromptu speech from the balcony of the YMCA Hugo Shorty" Giduz announced plans for a French Follies to be spon sored in connection with forth coming summer session French House. IOU's flowed freely as Cashier T. H. Evans and Book Exchange head Ray Ritchie cleaned out a clique of profs in a game of "skill and chance" held in the basement of the Book Ex. As teachers slowly left for their homes, Allan "Banal" Pan- nill was noticed arm in arm with Prof. E. E. Erickson discussing Lackey Announces That He Will Run For Presidency By Junior Morrison Jack Lackey, former speaker of the Philanthropic Assembly, announced yesterday his candi dacy for the president of the student body. "Although I have not yet consulted the University Party," said Lackey, "Allan Pan- nill has assured me that I shal be endorsed oy tne ur and double-endorsed by the UCP." A. B. C. Smith, Jr., head of an independent group, said that because Lackey is a fraternity man, there will be no opposition to his election. "Lackey," said Smith, "is undoubtedly the most capable and most sincere politi cian on the campus. We would support him in any endeavor. His record speaks for itself." If elected, Lackey promises a student constitution in 60 days, and investigation of the student entertainment committee, a Daily Tar Heel, a lowering of the , debate council fee, and a strong student government with a powerful chief executive. 'PUKE-EYE' ( Continued from page two ) friends. And so, we finish our portrait iii miniature of that character of characters, about whom nothing more need be said unless, of course, that I didn't put over the fact that he's a character. Hearn No a CAF A Downtown FOR ENJOYABLE MEALS Variety of Salads, Cold Cuts, Desserts, and Fresh Vegetables We Specialize in Steaks at Night The Home of Good Food (Continued from page three) ov an exhibition game against Carolina was emphatically de nied. According to the Latin from Au Gratin, the Vera Cruz officials are going all out in build ing a strong ball team for the future. "Me stink allweys of manana," he said. "Pesos" is squatting in the local Latin quar ter during his stay at Chapel Hill. plans over a bottle of vodka for a newer and bigger campus con stitution based on the Russian "Five Year Plan." Coffin Silent, Eddy Shaves, V Students Faint Journalism Profs In Drastic Moves Sixty-five students, compris ing O. J. "Skipper" Coffin's three journalism classes, fainted yes terday when they sat through their classes and heard not one single yarn from the Asheboro cub reporter. . Other future journalists voic ed great .disapproval of Walt "the Wizard"- Spearman's new jet black toupee. "Now we will be bothered with flies," one stu dent said. "Formerly, the flies would light on his head and slide off and break their necks." " Female students shrieked upon seeing Luther "Groucho" Ed mondson minus his familiar moustache. Miss Iadore U. Wall, president of the Edmondson fan club, said : "It just isn't fair for Eddy to do this to us. Why does he think we were taking his courses?" Advertising students have filed charges in city recorder's court against Roy "It Pays to Advertise jfarK:er tor using their copy to make tremendous profits in his "Orange County News." Announcement was made of the appointment of Jim "Scoop" Kluttz as new director of the University News Bureau. In 1930 J. M. Morehead and Rufus Patterson gave the Uni versity a set of chimes. PICK PROGRAM (Continued from page one) enough, but now Smitty is ask ing us to pay 26 cents to see "Ten Nights in a Barroom" and to look at such stars as Clara Bow, Francis X. Bushman and Rudolph Valentino! For a newsreel, he has the gall to show scenes from the Demp-sey-Willard fight. Our only sug gestion is that you attend this show equipped with complete as sortment of such commodities as old eggs and tomatoes and to use them of course at the ap propriate times. CLASSIFIED Advertisements most be paid for In advmnoe and turned in at the Daily Tax Hkh. business office. Graham Memorial, by 8 o'clock the day preceding: publication. Dial 8641. Fifty cents each inch and fraction. The Daily Tar Hran. will be responsible only for the first incorrect insertion and then only to the extent of a make-good insertion to be run only in case of an error which lessens the value of the advertisement. LOST Parker "51" pen. Dove grey with gold top. Between Lewis and dining hall. March 27. Finder return to Reitzel N. Morgan, 102 Lewis. LOST Brown leather billfold. Possibly in Carolina Theatre Friday night. REWARD. Fritz Luther, 203 Aycock. WHITE SHIRTS just arrived. Large stocks. If you can find us, you can have them. Na tional Burlap Stores. 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