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THE DAILY TAB
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TUESDAY, APRIL 2, 1946
Students Ask Resignation
of PU Board
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The official newspaper of the Publication Union of the Unirenfty of North CmoGbs at
Chape! HfH, where it is printed daily, except Mondays, examinations and vacation periods.
Entered as second class matter at the post office at Chapel KiTl. K. C, under the act of
H&reh 3, 1879. Subscription price is $5.00 for the college year.
Complete Leased Wire Service cf United Press
BOBERT M0EEIS0N
WE STY FENHAGEN .
BILL HIGHT
BETTIE GAITHER
Editor
..Managing Editor
Associate Editor
-Business Manager
It DTH CireMatton.-Boes Not Improve
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CLIFFORD HEMINGWAY
Circulation Manager
ASSISTANT EDITOBS : Fred Jacobaon, Bay Conner.
EDITORIAL STAFF: Dick Koral, Dick Stern, Dorothy Marshall, Gloria Gautier, Corinne
Ossinaky.
NEWS EDITOBS: Bob Levin, Jack Lackey.
COPY EDITOR: Bill Lamkin.
REPORTERS: Betty Green, Jo Push, Frances Habey. Janet Johnston, Mary HiH Gaston.
Bettie Washburn. Gloria Bobbins. Sam Sommeriin, Elaine Patton. Miciie Derienx, Gene
Aenchbaeher, John Giles, Boland Gidnz, Darley Lochner, Posey Emerson, Elizabeth Barnes.
SPOBTS EDITOR: Carroll Poplin.
SPORTS STAFF: Howard Merry, Frank Miller, Clark StaQworth, Mel Cohen, Bob Fried
lander, Baddy Gotterman, Jo Farria, Jim Khrtt.
FOB THIS ISSUE:
ROLAND GIDUZ
FRED JAC0BS0N
CARROLL POPLIN
Night Editor
..Assistant Editor
Former Student Pays
For UndeliveredDTH
Night Sports Editor
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REVISE ZONING LAWS QUICKLY
The action of the residents of Chapel Hill in that little "A"
zone island between Saunders and Rosemary, Columbia and
Church, and of the Zoning Committee of the Board of Alder
men reminds one of the good citizens of a little Mid-west town
in the last century who refused permission for a right-of-way
for the railroads because, they said, nothing in the Biblejusti
fies the assumption- that men were destined to ride at the un
earthly speed of fifteen miles an hour ! , '
The gentlemen of the committee are good men. They were ex
plicit in their regret that the zoning laws and the needs of the
veterans clashed at this point. They pointed out that they were
merely following out the will of the residents in the disputed
area.
The residents are not entirely selfish. They claim that the
whole tone of their neighborhood, converted to "A" zone status
in 1938 to keep out the fraternities, would be ruined by an
apartment house on the street, and that children running around
the streets are surely an inconvenience. And when the veterans
leave, they say, undesirable elements will infest the apartments.
The railroads were built, and great metropolises rose from
-prairie villages. The University is growing. Chapel Hill al
ready has a bus line. Apartment house construction on a wide
scale awaits only the release of building materials. In ten years
Chapel Hill will.be a very different place. And real estate
values will go up, and the resolution of the good folk and their
"A" zone island will be history. D. K.
Editor arid Managing Editor
Offer to Circulate the DTH
Tar Heel Editors Say Publications Union
Board Should Guarantee Delivery or Quit
To the Student Body and the Publications Union Board:
Realizing that the circulation of this newspaper is character
ized by inefficiency and incompetence, disgusted that the PU Board
has promised action and remains in a state of lethargy, believing
that the student body is being cheated by having to pay fdr a paper
it never receives, we, the Editor and Managing Editor of the Daily
Tar Heel, petition the PU Boardf
to take one of three courses: (1)
Immediately inaugurate door-to-
door circulation, guaranteeing
every student and subscriber
personal copy every issue, (2)
Appoint us co-circulation man
agers with a $50 budget which
we may or may not use, or (3)
Resign immediately, and allow
the student legislature to ap
point responsible individuals.
TTT T J 1 J
we nave Deen roia tnat we
should follow a budget, a copy
of which the PU Board has never
prepared for us; we have been
told that the PU Board desires
to save student money, while
thousands of copies are wasted
every week, the student body
pays for publications it doesn't
receive, the PU Board violates
its constitution by not publish
ing its .budgets, many student
dollars have been wasted by fool
ish speculation in "common
stocks, the advertising rates
have been stupidly low because
the PU Board has; continually
procrastinated, and funds are ill
used in other ways.
Complaints about circulation
are pouring into our office every
oiUCi uwiuiumg w nat is nome witnout ai
to us to spend many hours every mother ?"" asked the good-look
ing young man.
Neglect and Inefficiency" Charged;
Deliveries Irregular; Board Reluctant
tfo the Editor of the Tar Heel :
No Tar Heels were delivered to Steele Dormitory on Tuesday of
this week. In view of the fact that ajl students pay for the pub
lication of the Tar Heel and other publications whether they like
it or not, it seems only fair that the publications should be deliv
ered to the students.
We realize that the Editor offend. Indeed, the salary now paid
the Tar Heel has no direct con
trol over the circulation of same.
However, we advocate an editor
ial a day on the poor state of cir
culation until the Publications
Union Board does something
about it.
The Circulation Manager re
ceives $40 a week for allegedly
circulating the Tar Heel. We
suggest that the PU Board either
Dear Bob,
Several weeks ago I sent
letter to the circulation manager I demand that he improve the cir
with a request to have my name culation, or fire him and get an
added to the list of subscribers otner circulation manager. If
who receive their Tar Heels by the PU Board is not disposed to
mail. I enclosed enough money do anything about the situation,
to pay for the subscription but then we suggest that the PU
as yet I haven't received a copy. Board resign, and perhaps,
I know your staff is busy but I through some lucky break,
wonder if something could be new group can be elected which
done so I'll start getting1 the will do its duty.
It is understandable that occa
sionally someone living off-cam-
paper soon.
Sincerely,
Natalie Harrison.
Editors Note : This former I
pus will be overlooked in the de
livery of Tar Heels, but it is not
understandable when dormi
btudent is one of the thousands tories in the center of the cum-
' t j i
wnoarenoi; receiving proper pus are overlooked. The matter
circulation. We wrote her a form lhe-n cppq n
able oversight and becomes one
tions, but little more could be nf nefrWt. smA momr
done under present conditions.
Dementia Domain
Edited by Ray Conner
The PU Board is the duly con
stituted agent of the student
body and by its constitution it
is bound to provide circulation
for the publications. It has suf
ficient money to accomplish this
the Circulation Manager of the
Tar Heel is certainly sufficient to
accomplish excellent circulation
of the paper. The only obstacles
to good circulation appear to be
unpredictable deliveries on the
part of the present Circulation
Manager and reluctance on the
part of the PU Board. Such ob
stacles are inexcusable.
Sincerely yours,
Claude Hinton
Carl Worsley
Tom Tilghman
Stan Marczyk
George Munford
Gerald Allen
Sid Varney
Bob Whitten
Bobby Reynolds
G. T. White
Lester Hill
Joe Bitting
Jim Patterson ,
Al Starling
Jimmy Wallace
Ed Kornegay
Tom Bryan
Bill Askew
Oscar Webster
Frank Warren
Larry McKirdy
Lee Gliarmis
Jut Strickland
Jack McDaniel
Harold Suits.
day editing, a paper which the
students are not receiving.
We hope that you will take
immediate action.
Westy Fenhagen,
Bob Morrison.
The Ram Sees By An Old Goat
"Well," replied the ( sweet
young town girl, "I am, tonight."
Clipped.
From the Press
Miss Brown has been engaged
as stewardess and social hostess
aboard the S. S. Alexandria,
which sails tomorrow. . Before
leaving port she will have her
barnacles scraped.
As listed in the catalogue the
course in campus coedology, Bill
".Lil Doc" Williams major! Co
hort Bobbie Stockton, coaching
privately from the inside lines,
has nainfullv announced that
Bill, a pupil geared to slowness,
is flimloncr hrvKh mnidlv and flat-
o
ly. Shift into high speed, Mister!
From One P to Another
Sunday last found Pepsi-Cola
poured across the blue. As Caro
lina's "angels in disguise" gazed
skyward an airplane dipped and
curved forming the letter P fol
lowed by the first long streak of
an E-in-the-making. From Pi
Phi to Pepsi-Cola! Said angels,
winging landward in their
thoughts again, hit a spot on
earth with a resounding thud.
T TTT1 "U
jvameses says, vvtiuume nuiiic
Safety Pins
It happened in the midst of an
evening of glitter and elegance
at the Hotel' Shoreham. It was
there that Gene Nash yielded to
the wooing of Baxter Sapp. A
crested sword and shield is the
token of his love which now
stanus guara near ner nean, . . .
Leatherneck Maclntyre not only
succeeded in placing the affec
tions of lovely Dell Tindel be
neath a safety lock, but he's
thrown away the key. A DKE
serenade will sound Mac and
Dell ' along their merry pinned
up way . . . Chris Bruch, Pi Phi
treasurer, has hit a jackpot
from which no coins flow, only
love. She has stars in her eyes to
match the five pointed emblem
of Sigma Nu, which she is
wearing proudly on parade. Its
owner is J. B. Smathers by name.
Dabblings
Rameses wonders: Does June
n . a
seem a minion montns away u
According to Herman Ashlaw
'tis but sixty-nine and one-half
days until graduation . . . Pro
saically speaking, spring has
sprung and all good Kappa Sigs
have evolved a program befitting
the season. Their aim is reputed
ly one pin-up per month, no
more no less . . . Tom Odom's
snow job is reported to wear the
earmarks of practiced perfection,
Each coed whom he meets,
whether she hails from Kam
cnatKa or Kalamazoo, is one
whom he has seen somewhere
before, one whom he has been
impatiently waiting to meet
again . . . Jenks Tripp is chief
projection man on Sunday eve
nings at the Sigma Nu House
when home movies hold sway. A
round of applause-is the order of
the day . . . The three D's house
bulged with week-end visitors.
To be specific: Markey Parsons,
Whit Parrish, Weeze Thompson,
Mac McCulley and Connie bnce-upon-a-time
Griffin with hus
band Bill Sharkey in tow. A
generous sprinkling of hand
shakes and squeezes were sub
stitute sufficient for the usual
welcome mat.
Import with a little i
For the girls who wear the x
and horseshoe the Chi
week-end will always
Omega Wanted: A salesgirl; must be
be as respectable til after Christmas.
memorable as the thumbed pages
of a yellowed scrap book. Fri- Wanted : A showplace to show
day, Saturday, and Sunday, three her wares by an antique lady
days packaged in shiny cello- with a Spanish chest and other
phane, were play days for Chi odd things. Clipped.
umega trom before high noon
until long past midnight. - Al- And there was the Scotchman
though nucleus plans had the who bought only one spur be-
week-end catalogued a la im- cause he figured that if one side
port, cardinal and straw host- of the horse went, the other side
esses showed their'decided pref- would be sure to follow. Clip
erence for local swains. Only ped. ,
four Beau Brummels, the special There was the man who called
property of DuVall, Capt, Wood- his secretary "Baseball" because
she wouldn't play without a dia
mond. Clipped.
Veterans Social Program
Proves Very Big Success
Last week the UVA began a social program which seems to be
going over with great success. Large crowds were present for
the sports movies at the clubhouse, open houses for various wom
en's dorms at the clubhouse, and the big vets' dance in the Naval
Armory.
Special mention must be made
of the outstanding acs of 'the
son, ana Satterheld, were im
ported from afar.
In Step, In Tune
Wedding bells, ringing in eu
phony, are making golden music.
Jane Cromartie, last year's Al
pha Gam president, is a bride
whose husband wears the khaki
of Uncle Sam. Jenny Freeman
was maid of honor while Travis
Hunt was gowned as a brides
maid for the Saturday wedding
of Maggie Freeman, ADPi .
Had there been a guest book at
the wedding of Denmond Ham
mond and Florence Williams in
Washington its roll would have
swelled with the names of many
Chapel Hillians. Among those
present were Noland Ryan, Pete
Lindsay, Jack Davies, Jim Todd,
Tommy Petterson, Benson Mc
Cutcheon, Wiley Long, "D. Z."
Zintek, Dave Nichols, Turk New
some, Roy Rowe, Phyllis Gainey,
and Mary Ann White.
various activities. For the open
houses there were several good
performers. Tip Summers, who
sang "Embraceable You," was
received by the audience with
great enthusiasm. Moffett Sher-
ard began his program with "If
You Are but a Dream" which,
with his dreamy voice, sent the
audience bursting with applause
and raising the clubhouse roof
every bit of ten inches. Moffett
following with an encore, gave
his imitation of the "Ink Spots."
Rex Cost'on. a very talented
singer, had shorter notice than
it took to sing his song, "Some
body Loves Me," but was re
ceived by the audience very
favorablv. Honorable mention
goes to Marie Holman, pianist,
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT
(Clip, fill out, and mail. Postal card will
be all right.)
PU Board Complaint Department
co Daily Tar Heel Editor
Drawer 1080 , -
Dear Bob:
I am not receiving proper delivery of the Daily Tar Heel.
As a student or subscriber I am lawfully entitled to receive
this paper, and I demand immediate action by the PU Board.
My address is :
ft-
Sincerely,
who made a grand impression on
all present by volunteering to ac
company two of the singers with
out any previous preparations.
Ben Kistler, one of the best M.
C.'s on the campus, held one of
the open house audiences in a
spell of laughter for more than
twenty minutes.
The vets' association was able
to withstand all handicaps and
present the vets with their first
successful dance of the vear.
Comments are flying thick and
fast in regard to when there will
be another one like this one. Spe
cial performers were able to en
tertain the group at the dance
for half an hour with outstand
ing success. Lyn Leonard, as
usual, was accepted by the peo
ple with great enthusiasm while
going through several of her
routines. By far the funniest
performer oh the program was
lyn who was congratulated
many times on her fine perform
ance. Marion Gurney and Rex
Coston sang several songs which'
were appreciated by all present.
Don Shields imitations were suc
cessful, however; he was work
ing against a terrific handicap.
i-ast, but lar from least, to be
mentioned is Mary J0 Cain,
whose tap dancing stunned the
crowd for a full five minutes. As
the dance proceeded on its nor
mal merry way, Mary Jo made a
hit with the crowd not only as a
tap dancer but also as a jitter
bug dancer.
The social committee believes
that it has found the best dance 4
band in this section. A band
which has just begun its sue-
See VETERANS, page 4.