FRIDAY, 3IAY 3, 1946
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Daily Tar Heel
Slated to Give
Program Tuesday
"Introducing the Daily Tar
Heel," a program illustrating the
complete production of the cam
pus newspaper from news gath
ering to printshop makeup will
be presented by the Daily Tar
Heel staff next Tuesday evening
in the main lounge of the student
unionunder sponsorship of Gra
ham Memorial.
Editor Robert JMorrison will
set the theme of the program
with a short resume of the Daily
Tar Heel affairs for the past
year, following which the can
didates for next year's editorship
of the publication, Bill Woesten
diek and Gene Aenchbacher will
be introduced.
A special tour of the Orange
Printshop, classes, and demon
strations will be conducted at the
same time by staff members.
CIO
(Continued from page one)
cation of the C.I.O. Delegates
have been arriving here from
Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Ken
tucky, Mississippi, South Caro
lina, Tennessee, Virginia, West
Virginia, as well as North Caro
lina. Other Speakers
President Frank P. Graham
will give an address of welcome
following registration this morn
ing. Other speakers at the morn
ing session will include Kermit
Eby and George Guernsey, di
rector and assistant director of
the CIO Education Department.
The Friday afternoon and Sat
urday business sessions, which
will take place in the Carolina
Inn, will tackle the special prob
lems of the farmer, white collar
workers, the church, racial ques
tions, and the Political Action
Committee. University speak
ers will include Dr. W. Carson
Ryan, head of the University
Education Department, Dr. H. D.
Wolf, of the School of Commerce,
and Dr. John Ivey of the Insti
tute for Research in Social Sci
ence. Background
Mr. Carey has been Secretary
Treasurer of the CIO since 1942.
In 1941 he was appointed by
President Roosevelt as a mem
ber of the Production Planning
Board of the Office of Produc
tion Management, and as asso
ciate member of the National
Defense Mediation Board. He
also served on the National War
Labor Board, and has represent
ed the CIO officially in interna
tional conferences.
Send the Daily Tar He"el home !
CLASSIFIED
Advertisements must be paid for in advance
and turned in at the Daily Tab Hsxl business
office, Graham Memorial, by 8 o'clock the day
preceding publication. Dial 8641. Fifty cents
each inch and fraction. The Daily Tab Hebl
will be responsible only for the first incorrect
insertion and then only to the extent of a
make-good insertion to be run only in case
of an error which lessens the value of the ad
vertisement. FOR SALE
Established bicycle store com
pletely stocked and equipped.
Excellent opportunity. Owner
has other business interests.
For information see Milton
Julian at COLLEGE SHOP.
Microscope for sale with oil im
mersion lens. F-2471.
NOTICE
Will the person who borrowed
blue and silver bike from Pi
Phi House about two weeks
ago please return it? Great
sentimental value.
Gifts Galore and Many More for Mother's Day May 12 DANZIGER'S
Deadline Set
For Valkyries
Sing Contest
Fifteen campus organizations
have so far entered the annual
Valkyries Sing Contest to be
held Sunday, May 19 in Memor
ial Hall. Deadline for entries has
been set for Sunday, May 5.
Sinf? Chairman Margie Pullen
will receive entries through Sun
day and may be contacted at the
Pi Phi house.- Organizations al
ready signed up with her should
call her as soon as possible to
make appointments for practic
ing with lights, to be furnished
by Valkyries, on Friday after
noon, May 17 and all day Satur
day, May 18.
Entries Listed
Organizations already enter
ed, with the themes they will
carry out, are as follows: Mc
Iver, "Summertime"; Veterans
Association, "Confederate"; Pi
Phi, "Cigarette" ; Spencer, "Min
strel"; CICA, "Dream"; Smith,
"Indian"; Phi Gamma Delta,
"Drink" ; Phi Mu A 1 p h a,
"Dream"; Alpha Gamma Delta,
"Plantation" ; Alpha Delta Pi,
"Nocturne"; Carr, "Gay Nine
ties" and Tri-Delt, "Western."
Kenan Dormitory and Sigma
Alpha Iota, newly-organized mu
sic sorority, will also enter.
Award Cups
Cups will be awarded by Val
kyries to the winnfng men's and
women's teams. Judges selected
from the faculty, unannounced
as yet, will decide the winners.
Entrants may use accompani
ment, may wear costumes and
may use hand props. No stage
props will be permitted.
Chairman Pullen yesterday
urged that a large group from
each organization participate in
the contest. A minimum of
eight is required, but it is hoped
that much larger groups will
take part.
WRITER
(Continued on page two)
through just before going to
bed! I'll ask you not to try to
send it by mail though. The
Post Office Department is rather
stuffy about these things. Some
stupid sort of ban against works
such as mine, the Phillistines !"
"I move we present Dr. Belfry
with the honorary degree of Doc
tor of Literature for writing the
intriguing volume!" said Prof.
Q. M. Snufflebox, the venerable
dean of the college of cartoonists
and bricklayers.
. "Oi, Oi, moundseer" enthu
siastically seconded Prof. Fred
Flub, the new head of the French
department. Wherein the hood
and robes were placed upon the
physical appurtenances of the
distinguished historian.
"Gentlemen, I thank you," sob
bed Prof. Belfry, handing out
fifths of Haig and Haig. "The
degree you have just conferred
upon me is one I have always
wanted. This will be dearer to
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my heart than the LLD from
Slippery Rock State Teachers'
College or the DCL from the
Winston-Salem School of Bar
bering." Whereupon the good
doctor, overwhelmed at the honor
done him, completely broke
down, and taking a lace hand
kerchief from his pocket blew
his nose in the best accepted
manner of Henry VIII.
"Gentlemen, before we break
up this conference and wend our
diverse ways to the various
pubs," said Emmanuel Klag
hammer, the learned professor
of Pig Latin and Jive Talk. "I
move we get hep to the female
situation in this knowledge fac
tory. Since the dean of women
got back from that rubber plan
tation in Chile, she's had one hell
of a time keeping the coeds in
line. Why only yesterday she
saw one talking to a Marine and
know what that will lead to ! For
some funny reason they are al
ways chasing after boys. I. don't
get it. Now, the solution to this
question, as I see it, is to have
the coeds visit the professors
every evening so as to keep them
away from these wild college
hnvs. What do vou fellows
think?" ,
"Hubba, Hubba, Hot Dog, 01
you kid!" were the cries of the
jubilant professors as they
crowded around Dr. Clagham
mer. "Well, let's go men!" he
yelled. Streaking toward Spen
cer and Mclver, they left me
deserted atop my chandelier.
SP
(Continued from first page)
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led to belive an untruth. In view
of the facts, Pete Pully has ac
cepted the University Party
nomination for the presidency
of the student body without pre
vious committment to any other
group. I sincerely hope that the
Student Party won't stoop to
mud-slinging at such a crucial
point in student government."
The SP did not release any
nominations from their meet
ing. No date was set for the next
meeting.
NEWS BRIEFS
(Continued from first page)
conquered Axis sattelites.
Russia was warned by Byrnes
tonight that the United States
does not intend to pay out money
in relief to defeated countries so
that Russia can get reparations
from them.
Company
Slobbovian's Inhumanity to Man!!
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chairman of the Dance Commit
tee. ROTC Jack Zimmerman, can
didate for president of CAA, is
president of the Monogram club
and on the swimming team.
Chunk Simmons, who will
run for vice-president of the as
sociation, became a member of
the football squad last fall and
is also on the track team.
Pannill States
Chairman Pannill issued the
following statement with the
nominations of the above candi
dates: "These men have been
nominated by our party only
after a great deal of deliberation
as to whom were the best quali
fied to fill the various positions.
We sincerely hope our selections
meet with the students' ap
proval." FOOTBALL
(Continued from page three)
battle in Kenan in spite of the
season.
Returning Stars
The White team will be com
posed mainly of 1942 stars who
have returned from the wars to
the Carolina gridiron. The blue
eleven is made up mostly of ball
players from last year's squad,
so the two teams will be battling
to prove whether or not the pre
war brand of football was better
than that displayed here over the
war years.
A large turnout is expected
i ni
for the fracas Saturday aiter
noonat2:15. It will be the first
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chance for many students to get
a line on the Tar Heel football
prospects for next fall. The ses
sion will conclude Coach Snave
ly's spring training session.
. Tickets are selling for 50 cents
to students and 75 cents to oth
ers. BASEBALL
(Continued from page three)
coming along fast and has done
most of the receiving recently.
Hearn may start Fraizer today,
however, in a desperate effort to
concoct a lineup that will start
hitting.
The Cavaliers gave Monk
Whiteheart and Carolina a close
game last time the two teams
met and the Virginians have
probably improved in the in
terim. As has been the case in
all of the Carolina games this
year, the outcome depends main
ly on how much support the Tar
Heels can give their pitcher at
bat and in the field.
Tomorrow the Hearnmen will
take a short jaunt to Durham for
game No. 2 with the Blue Devils,
who were beaten, 5-3, by State
Wednesday.
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Housing Committee. This cate
gory will be assigned housicg ap-
rrcn"iate
to their individual
needs.
4th Space left over will be as
signed according to date of ap
plication with preference to
couples having children.
5th Applications submitted
by students not now in residence
will take chronological order but
will not take precedence over
those filed by students now in
residence.
Faculty Members
Space to faculty members who
are veterans will be assigned up
on recommendation of the Com
mittee on Instruction. This de
cision was made because the In
struction Committee has an over
all picture of the needs of the
various departments. Sixteen
units are to be assigned to fac
ulty members.
The first allotment of housing
units will furnish housing for
veterans in the first, second, and
third priority.
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