Thursday: march 27, 1952
THE DAILY TAR HEETJ
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by Barry Farbcr
Not Guilty
I'm going "to skip the usual
, buffoonery this morning to let
you in on an extra-special bar
gain. Listen closely.- '
How would you like to stick
a rusty harpoon into Moa Tse
Tung without fear of getting
hit back? How'd you like to pro
ject yourself onto the battle
fields of Korea and at the same
time enjoy the cozy security of
he Y-Court? All this plus a
wonderful feeling of accom
plishment for absolutely free.
Send no money. All we want
is a pint of your blood.
A Red Cross mobile bank will
visit Graham Memorial the one
and two. Please arrange to make
a deposit. Your credit is al
ways good, you won't be over
drawn, and your compound in
terest lies in the satisfaction of
knowing that somewhere in a
frozen tent some GI's purple
lips will begin to quiver once
again as the warmth from your
own body circulates through
his tired veins.
Last year our nation managed
to squeeze out only one third
of the needed blood quota. Ima
gine the thoughts that run
through the minds of a wounded
marine who may die for want
of blood just because a student
at UNC was too busy, too afraid,
or too unconcerned to let a Red
Cross nurse scratch his right
arm.
Our campus blood committee,
led by Joel Fleishman, has been
busier than a fiddler's elbow
organizing the campaign, secur
ing posters, circulating pledge
sheets, and crying for claret.
These hemoglobin hustlers tell
me that Carolina is all set to
send the crimson flow clear over
the dykes.
The boys in the Monogram
Club announce their 100 sup
port ior the drive. Several 'f rat
ernities are planning "blood
binges" to 'give the brothers a
chance to channel their surplus
to the front lines. The Air and
Naval ROTC outfits are ex
pected to come across with mass
contributions.
The Order of the Golden Bear
has arranged for Bob Johnson
and T-Mac Long, two stalwart
citizens, to be jabbed simultan
eously so that the good fellows
of the Order can bet pari
mutuelly on which of these pat
riots will be the first to fill up
a pint. (Smart money is on Long.
I say ( T-Mac will have his jug
overflowing before Johnson even
begins to ooze.)
All blood donations are
strictly voluntary. We aren't
quite as cagey as our communist
competitors; but we believe
that the free peoples of the
United States, without tapping
a Trotskyite, draining a de
viationist, or bleeding a child
for plasma can keep the steri
lized bottles brimming just as
well as the wein vultures of
Pinsk, Prague, and Peking.
Attention Campus Comman
does! Dial 23811, make an ap
pointment, roll up one sleeve,
and fight communism with cor
puscles. Forty five minutes of
your time may add forty five
years to the life of a fellow
American.
by Ken Bdrfron
Platform
Off Campus
Prank of the year: A group of
enterprising male students at
a . well-known, junioi college
hoisted a large unkempt -horse
up to the third floor of one
of the girls dorms on the freight
elevator. This was accomplished
while the females were attend
ing a lecture on another part of
. the campus. When the coeds
returned they were greeted by
this huge equinine galloping
through the hall. The girls took
it all fairly weH, but when the
house mother learned of the
prank and met the "visitor"
she passed out cold. Oh well,
maybe we're not wild here after
all.
A majority of West Point
cadets would resign in protest
if the 90 students discharged
for cribbing were reinstated, a
poll by the school's magazine
indicated.' According to the. ma
gazine, the; ousted cadets are'
"honor code violators' who "can
find no sympathy from the men
they knew best."
BUY
EASTER
SEALS
One of the planks of the plat
form that I will continue to
place before the students during
the next two weeks will be the
continued need on this campus
of the National Students Asso
ciation. I feel that it is very
important that we, the students
of the University of North Caro
lina are a major part in this
organization. My reason for feel
ing this way is due to the pro
grams that N. S. A. sponsors.
First, on the international
front, N. S. A. is one of the
greatest organizations for com
bating totalitarianism and pre
serving freedom. American stu
dents have it in their power to
clear up many false concepts
that foreign students have of
this country. It is essential to
day that this organization be
given backing in fighting com
munism. j
Secondly, we at Carolina have
derived a great many benefits
from the number of educational
programs of the organization.
Such things as the Campus
Chest, the Orientation program,
Honor System, Faculty evalua
tion, and Curriculum study have
received constant aid from the
organization. N. S. A. also is
important to the students of
this University, in that it is the
only student organization on a
national scale that is represented
at UNESCO, the American Asso
ciation of Deans of Men, the
American Council of Education,
the American Association of
University Presidents, and other
such organizations that direct
policy to the student level. It
has been very influential in re
gard to UMT and played a
major part in the recent draft
deferments for college students.
Carolina has been instrumen
tal Jn organizing this Associa
tion and has been a leading
University in furthering its
cause. With such local personal
ities over the pdst years as Jess
Desmond, Bill Miller, Al Lowen
stein, and Barry Farber we have
been able to do a great deal of
constructive work both in our
own region and on the national -"
scene.
It is because of the benefits
that we, .the students, receive,
because of the chance we, the
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Rolfe Neill
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students, have to voice our
opinions outside of the local
picture, and the necessity of
preserving the free world to
day that I shall continue to fight
throughout this campaign for
the preservation and strengthen
ing on this campus of the Na
tional Students Association, and
to encourag, more participation
by Carolina students in work
ing with its programs.
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