PAGE TWO THE DAILY TAR HEEL WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1953
Your $, Your Show I
If you realized you pay $3 a year to enter
tain other people you probably would show
up to find out what's going on.
Well you do pay. And something is going
oh. .-; - ' '. ' '.
Graham Memorial, in years past a slow
starter, was off in the first race this Fall and
' she's led the field all the way. This semester's
program is a partial ahswer to the gripe that
Chapel Hill has no entertainment. (There
can be no complete answer, until the Legis
lature realizes that we, like State, and W. C,
lieed a hew student union, too.) ' '
The latest magazines, daily newspapers of
this and other states, high'tly J" jam sessions,
the Rendezvous Room they are J all in Gra
ham Memorial. TV, radio, records die union
has these, too.. Tomorrow night they start the
first of eight films in a series.'jThere's bridge .
on Monday nights. vvc ''
We could continue but believe by, now you
probably have the idea. Sinceyour student
fees finance Graham Memorial why don't
you support it? , v.'
Bridge By Beshara
John Beshara-
South deals. Neither vulnerable.
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5 clubs
6 clubs
Douglas
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East
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5 hearts
West
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5 diamonds .
pass - pass pass
Opening lead: King of diamonds.
UNC was well represented at the Durham-Raleigh
Sectional Tournament held at the Sir Walter
Hotel last weekend. In the finals of the Open Pairs
event Kermit Phillips and Gene Douglas scored a
top on today's hand.
The dangerous six club contract was arrived at
because Mr. Phillips felt he had nothing to loose.
He though; five clubs a cinch and the penalties
from setting five hearts insufficient against" the loss.
So he was willing to gamble zero. Who can quibble
with success? And such zest!
West's opening lead held and the deuce from
partner told him to shift to a heart. Up came the
ace, followed by the club ten which was un-flinch-ingly
finessed by declare. West, presumably, was
embarassed.
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Now. The last club is played. What can West do?
Nothing. If he discards the king of diamonds dum
my's queen provides the sluff for declare's los
ing spade; if he drops a spade, ' declare's three
spades are good.
The "squeeze play" worked to the tune of 920
points. Congrats.
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You Said It
Editor:
I think., that the, Durham Mer
chants Association deserves to be
commended for the gigantic wel
come which it extended to the
incoming students of Duke Uni
versity' this year, and also in pre
vious years through its annual
celebration of Durham-Duke Day.
, An official welcome by . the
way of the town; greetings in
many local .businesses by special
receptionists and clerks wearing
official Merchants Association
ribbons of greetings; gifts from
various local merchants collect
ed by hosts or Duke freshmen
carrying shopping bags. . .a re
ception at the Crystal Ball Room
of the Washington- Duke Hotel. . .
Free movies at the Center, Car
olina and Rialto.
Now, so far, so good. During
my several years of undergradu
ate and graduate studies at North
Carolina College (yes there is
such a place in Durham), I have
always suffered a quiet, unex
pressed indignation over the
careless disregard by the Dur
ham Merchants Association .of
the existence of me and the num
erous pennies which I have de
posited in their cash registers
and on the bank accounts of its
members. So, because of an over-suppressed
sense of justice, I
hereby break my silence.
May I ask you a vital question?
Has it not ever occurred to you,
as a matter, not only of simple
fair play, but of practical busi
ness ethics, that the students, as
well as the faculty and entire
staff of North Carolina College
contribute a great deal toward
the success of Durham's business
on a whole? . ,
. . .1 have heard numerous com
ments around the campus and
in the community about the con
tinued carelessness of the Dur
ham Merchants Association in
regard to Negro students. It is
the samd thing every year. I
think it would be itting that the
. . .association make some state
ment to the public, indicating
whether or not it plans to con
tinue its discourtesy to the Negro
consumers.
. . .Just 23 miles from the
"friendly city of education and
industry" (Durham), in the small
City of Raleigh, white business
es have at least done more than
those in "the friendly city" to
welcome Negro students. Will it
come to pass that Negro students
and other citizens of this com
munity, by force of conscience,
will decide to do most of their
buying at their hometowns or at
least outside of Durham where
they are not yet welcome?
D. W. Stith
Others Say
A man of genius makes no mis
takes. His errors are volitional"
and are the portals of discovery.
Ulysses. J
I don't know why it is we are
in such a hurry to get up when
we fall down. You might think
we would lie there and rest
a while. Max Eastman.
Work is love made visible. And
if you cannot work with love but
only with distaste, it is better
that you should leave your work
and sit at the gate of the temple
and take alms of those who work
with joy. Kahlil Gibran.
'At Least You Were Orientated'
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WASHINGTON Though
Democratic Jim McGranery is ex--Attorney
General and Republi
can Herbert Brownell is Attor
ney General, they remain good
friends. And when Brownell had
been in the Justice Department
for six months, he invited Mc
Granery, the man he succeeded,
to lunch.
Most of jthe
top lawyers in
the new Re
publican De
partment of
Justice were at
the lunch and,
as it closed,
Brownell turn
ed to McGran
ery and said:
"Jim, this is our , six-month
birthday. Have you any advice
for us?"
o," replied McGranery, "I
don't think I have any advice
even on your six-month birth
day. But the period of gestation
is nine months. And if you'll in
vite me back in another three
months I'll tell you whether the
baby has a father."
Eight months have now passed
as of this week, so it's not quite
time yet for ex-Attorney Gener
al McGranery to come back and
pronounce judgment on the work
of his old department. However,
here is one phase he might start
looking into.
While Brownell, on the whole,
is operating one of the best de
partments in the Eisenhower Ad
ministration, some of the corrup
tion clean-ups promised by the
Republicans haven't been moving
at anywhere near the pace prom
ised. One of the most important, the
deportation of gangsters and un
derworld characters illegally re
siding in the United States has
been especially slow. Though
McGranery listed 133 criminals
and underworld leaders illegal
ly in this country, only two have '
been deported in the eight
months that have passed since
January 20.
The Justice Department ex
plains that 20 gangsters are al
most ready to be deported; also,
that it takes time to prepare the
.papers and hear various appeals.
A considerable number of sub
versives have been added to TIc
Granery's list, it is also stated.
Nevertheless, two criminals de
ported out of 133 in eight months
seems like awfully slow work.
NOTE The most important
man to watch will be Frankie
Costello and what happens to
him. Costello has more political
pull in both political parties than
almost anyone eles in New York
City.
Ike and his scouts have con
tacted about everyone on the la
bor front looking for a good man
to take Martin Durkin's place as
Secretary of Labor.
Chief scout is Vice President
Nixon, who used the opportunity
to make a little political hay with
certain labor people. Obviously
you don't make enemies when
you call up a labor leader or a
congressman who's not been too
enthusiastic about Nixon in the
past and ask him how he would
like to be Secretary of Labor.
Among those contacted have
been Ray Le Haney, able head
of the Teamsters Union in Los
Angeles, and Congressman Sam
McConnell of Philadelphia. Le
Haney is secretary-treasurer of
the AFL Union Label and Ser
vice Trades and a comer in la
bor ranks. But he's too forthright
a labor man to be accepted into
the Eisenhower cabinet, and Nix-
on must have known it.
Congressman McConnell is a
middle-of-the-road, fair-minded
banker who would make an ex
cellent Secretary of Labor, but
whose exit from the House La
bor Committee of which he is
chairman would be a bad blow
to labor. ' j
If McConnell should leave Con
gress and the Labor Committee,
he would be replaced by one of
the most reactionary labor-haters
in congress, Ralph Gwinn of
New York. Also on the House
committee are such anti-labor
men as Wint Smith of Kansas
and Clare Hoffman of Michigan,
so Speaker Joe Martin has given
the quiet word that it would be
bad for McConnell to vacate the
chairmanship.
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Roger Will Coe
("The horse sees imperfectly, magnifying
some things, minimizing others. . . Hipporotis;
circa 500 B. C.)
THE HORSE was chivying a covey of females along
past the Arboretum when I came out of the garden
area and stopped him.
"Always you," he said. "Why
can't you let me alone?"
The females came out of the
Shurbbery into which The Horse
had chased them, and hurried
away. The Horse assisted their
departure with a wild scream.
"I'm sore at Rita Hayworth,
The Horse explained.
Had Rita Hayworth been among
those fugitives?
"Naw. They're merely symbols.
I learned that in a Lit-course I
took once. You get sore at something, you create
a symbol and go to work on it. Rita burns me up."
Well, she burned me tip, also, at times; but I
didn't go chasing her into bushes.
. "For the best of reasons," The Horse grinned in
delicately. "But you can punch holes in my oat-bag
if this financial agreement she has just signed with
Dick Haymes isn't an ironical comment on the babes.
The alleged weaker sex."
What agreement was this?
"You didn't se the picture in the papers?" The
Horse asked. "Haymes and Rita signing papers
while Rita's lawyer supervises? The agreement is,
Haymes says in no way will Rita be held responsible
for one cent of any bills he may run up when they
are married, while they are married, and if they are
married. It seems there are a few small details like
getting shed of their current spice, first."
The plural "of 'spouse' was 'spouses'.
"Listen, I studied spelling under Dean Coffin,"
The Horse sneered. "You know how it is that jour
nalists can write but ean't spell? I suppose you
will tell me the plural of mouse is mouses.
But the plural of 'spouse' was spouses.
"Where Nora Eddington, Haymes' missus, is con
cerned, I prefer 'spice," The Horse insisted. "Any
way, it gives me a large charge that Rita is just in
the course of shaking Aly Khan loose from zillions
of dollars, and this is good clean fun. But if Haymes
should by design or accident get into Aly's ex-bankroll
for a few bucks, it is moider at de crossroads."
Moider at de crossroads?
"I'm just back from Noo Yawk," The Horse
shrugged. "The accent hasn't worn off yet. But to
return to the case in point after this perhaps par
donable disgression, as my old buddy Cactus Bill
Adams would say, it would seem the gals operate on
a basis of 'What's yours is mine, and what's mine is
my own.' Pooey."
What! Would The Horse live off a woman?
"You mean a mare?" The Horse corrected me.
"No, I wouldn't make that an aim; but if an emer
gency came up and my lil' filly had a few zillions
lying about, I might conceivably suggest she let me
lap up a few crumbs from under her mink-lined
oat-bag. I'm durn sure that if I had the oats all
sewed up, she'd coo, 'Hey, Daddy, Gimme that oat
bag before I rip it off your snout legally or other
wise!' "
But Haymes, now that I recalled the article, had
said he wanted to stand on his own feet?
"Yeah, and how do you like that!" The Horse
jeered. "The selfish mug, wanting to stand on his
own feet! What's he expect Rita to stand on? The
way I see it, this Haymes will have the privilege
of being known as Mr. Rita Hayworth, and judging
from the sour puss on him at the conference table,
he knows that if nothing else."
I thought he was cynical.
"Maybe," The Horse agreed, "but it sure will be
interesting to hear Mendelssohn's Wedding March
played on cash - register bells instead of chimes."
Is it possible The Horse sees this great love match
in the wrong light?
Sen. Smith Honored
Congressional Record Excerpts
. SEN. ROBERTSON: I think we also might de
scribe Senator Smith, as Tennyson did the noble
King Arthur:
"Not swaying to this faction or that;
Not making his high place the lawless perch
Of winged ambitions, nor a vantage ground
For pleasure: but through all these tracts of years
Wearing the white flower of blameless life."
SEN. BYRD: He died in the Capital in service
of his Nation, for which he believed there is great
destiny. This belief he once expressed in these
words:
"We may say for our country:
I do not know beneath what sky
Nor on what seas will be thy fate;
I only know it shall be high;
I only know it shall be great."
SEN. WELKER: Mr. President, I like to think of
Willis Smith, when I recall the words of James
Whitcomb Riley in tribute to a friend:
"I cannot say, and will not say
That he is dead. He is just away.
With a cheery smile and wave of the hand
He has wandered into an unknown land
And left us dreaming how very fair
It must be since Willis Smith is there."
SEN. WELKER: In the West, from which I come,
we have a saying when we bid farewell to a good
friend:
"Warm summer sun shine kindly here;
Warm southern wind blow softly here'
Green sod lie light, lie light:
Good night dear heart, good night, good night."
SEN. GEORGE: I think Senator's Smith's out
standing greatness is perhaps to be found in the
concept which inspired Bobby Burns, when he said:
mak.f 3 happy fireside dime weans and wife,
That the true pathos and sublime of human life."