Newspapers / Daily Tar Heel (Chapel … / Feb. 28, 1957, edition 1 / Page 3
Part of Daily Tar Heel (Chapel Hill, N.C.) / About this page
This page has errors
The date, title, or page description is wrong
This page has harmful content
This page contains sensitive or offensive material
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1957 THE DAILY TAR HEEL PASS THP.E2 J' . 4 THE ALL NEW MAGAZINE MARCH ISSUE ,4 i ID DM ED 8 and still only GRAND LOW PRICE! Delta Club SPECIAL LOW PRICE! Whole Kernel Golden mm. 1 ' : f- -S -i -iff i ' V ! xi X r-x V , ' . - . - .-. f , . -A -.!l!...X.ilki L.,.. . ., - - . U, Illl' "11 - ' ' a. Ah. I I In "Henry IV" Production Here William Callahan, left and Dan Ruslander of the Players, In- March 11 of "Henry IV." The play will take place in Mmorial Hall cerporated will portray Falstaff and Bardolph in a production here at 8 p.m. Tickets are $1.25. Traffic Committee. Clarifies Jurisdiction S9 fib 1 V flutAor ef "Bartoot Boy With Cheek," etc.) FASTER, FASTER! Pick up your paper every morning and what do you read? "Crisis int Higher Education." That's what you read. "Enrollment Spiralling Upward Desperate 'Need for More Classrooms, More Teachers." Hut classrooms, alas, do not spring up like mushrooms, nor teachers like mayflies. So what must we do while we build more classrooms, train more teachers? We must get better use out of the classrooms and teachers we now have. That's what we must do. This column, normally a vehicle of good-humored foolery, of joy that wrinkled care derides, of laughter holding both his sides,; will today forsake levity to ex amine the crisis in higher education.' My sponsors, the makers -of Philip Morris Cigarettes, as bonnie a bunch of tycoons as you will see in a month of Sundays, have given cheerful consent to .this departure. Oh, splendid chaps they are, the makers of Philip Morris! Oh, darlin' tvpes they are, fond t)f home, mother, porridge, the Con stitution, and country fiddling! Twinkly and engaging thev are, iaunty and sociable, roguish and winsome, as full of joy, as packed with pleasure, as brimming with natural goodness, as loaded with felicity as the ciga rettes they bring you in two convenient sizes' regular in the handy snap-open pack, and new long-size in a crushproof flip-top box both available at moderate cost from your favorite tobacconist. Light one now. Light eifer'end. No filter cigarette can make that statement. 1 V -a I Let us then, with the gracious connivance of the makers of Philip Morris - Oh, splendid chaps! Oh, gra cious connivers ! - take up the terribly vexing question of how we can turn out more graduates with campus facilities as they now exist. n The answer can be given in one word : speedup! Speed up the educational process. Streamline courses. Elimi nate frills. Sharpen. Shorten. Quicken. Following is a list of courses with suggested methods to speed up each one. Physics Eliminate slow neutrons. Psych Lab Tilt the mazes downhill. The white mice will run much faster. m Engineering Make slide rules half as long. -Music Change all tempo to allegro. (A collateral -..benefit to be gained from this suggestion is that once - you speed up waltz time, campus proms will all be over by 10 p.m. With students going home so early, romance will languish and marriage counselors can be transferred to the buildings and grounds department. Also, housing now used for married students can be returned to the school of animal husbandry.) . Algebra If "x" always equals 24, much time-consuming computation can be eliminated. Languages Teach all language courses in English. Dentistry Skip baby teeth. They fall out anyhow. Poetry Amalgamate. the classics. Like this: ! Hail to thee, blithe xpirit 1 Shoof if yo u m u.s t th-i old gray head You ain't not h in' but a hound dog Smiling the boy fell dead. You see how simple it is? Perhaps you have some speedup ideas of your own. If so, I'll thank you to keep them to yourselves. Max Shulman, 1957 The makers of Philip Murri have no interest in any speedup. We age our fine tobacco sloie and easy. And that's the way it smokes stow and easy u natural smoke. A statement was released yes-j meeting, and several others last tcrday by Lawrence , Matthews of I summer, w ere largely devoted to the Student Government Traffic j ward compiling the Trustee's Committee in an effort to clarify ; recommendations and the Stu the orgin. purpos2 and jurisdic-; dent Legislature's provisions into tion of the, committee. j one document, which comprises Lawrence stated that questions the Traffic Regulations for the had arissn from cases tried be fore the committee as to its juris- University at Chapel Hill. Copies of the Regulations were diction. He said that this report delivered to all dormitory rooms is to answer such questions. j and posted in dormitories, fra- The statement released is as fol- ternities, sororities, and at several lows: j conspicuous places elsewhere. Some students appear to be con-j Since the parking problem was fused as to the origin, purpose, j not contained within the campus ' and jurisdiction of the Student limits, the committee was also em-1 Government Traffic Committee; so' powered to handle cases arising the Committee would like to again! from violation of Chapel Hill or-t- clarify its position in student gov- j dinances ernment. On Feb. 27, 1956, the Board of Trustees approved the Visiting Committee's report for 1956. This report contained an ultimatum to the students for a definite plan for easing the parking problem at the University. The plan was to be submitted to them by May 1, 1956. The $2.50 automobile registra- tion fee was approved by the Board of Trustees for the pur pose of constructing parking facilities for students. The Buildings and Grounds Commit- tee .now has the. problem, of ob-, taining a good site for construc- ! tion of m parking area.' I Among thi immediate concerns Immediately, following the of the Traffic Committee is the spring elections. Student Body j problem presented by students President Bob Young, appointed i who receive too many parking a commission to investigate the j tickets. In past years, students problem and produce, a plan. The report of the commission was submitted, a week later to the Student , Legislature, where it was approved. The proposals were then endorsed by the Chan cellor and the Dean of Student Affairs, who, in turn, sent the plan to the Board of Trustees for final approval. who could afford it merely paid their dollar tine each day for hav ing a parking space on campus. This procedure, however, restrict ed those who could not afford the fine each day from parking on campus. The Traffic Committee is now attempting to give all stu dents an equal parking priviledge. In keeping with the equality The Student Legislature, mean-, theme, the $2.50 registration fee while, had been paralleling this j might be considered as paymenf activity by officially establishing by upperclassmen for a privilege the Student Government Traffic that underclassmen do not have. The idea is, of course, that i from this fee, facilities will be provided by the privileged upperclassmen so that soon the underclassmen may enjoy the same, privilege, namely, that of having a car at school. Committee. Also, the Student Legislature endorsed the Com- j mittee were enumerated- The Stu dent Government Traffic Commit tee members were then selected, and the first official committee meeting was held last June. This UNC Faculty To Advise Nat l Census' Bureau census?" and "How should the census classify people of mixed racial background, such as the American-born child of an Ameri can soldier and his Japanese wife?" A committee composed chiefly of University faculty members will advise the U. S. Census Bu reau on key questions in its na tional census Of 1960. The group, which received a $1, 350 grant from the Population Assn. of America, will make rec ommendations useful in the na tional scope of race, color, ethriic background and country of birth. Dr. Dan Price, professor of so ciology at UNC, identified the Population Assn. , of America as a professional group which makes statistical studies of populations. He said other faculty members on the committee of which he is ni crht 1 Jfr,V. . j chairman are Dr. Rupert B. .Vance.S The meeting will be in the cab inet room of the "Y", and will begin at 7:30. Larkin Kirkman and Roy Taylor will be the discussion leaders of the session. The topics for discuss ion will include the purpose, the progress, and the role of the Y on the Carolina campus. Anyone who is interested ,in becoming a cabinet member, of ficer, or in holding any other position in the Y has been invited to attend. ,? : This is the last time that a train- Training Meets On Leadership To End Tonight The fiial YMCA leadership training session is to be held to- Kenan professor of sociology and Dr. Guy B. Johnson, professor of sociology and anthropology. AIL three are of the Institute for Research in Social Science at UNC. The committee will deal with such questions as: "What is the best way to identify oriental, American Indian, Puerto Rican, Mexican and other similar groups?", and "How should cen sus data regarding these groups be analyzed?'' Also, "Should information about ing session will be held this year, mother tongue be, asked in the according to Y officials. NIBLETS BRAND PRICED LOW! Pinto or White - 4m Cans- 2 cans 35c Delicious Jane Parker Sandwich Cans .aU 12-Ot AHO a Lb -TN cans - - & Bag ioc 3c Cookies . ; BV2 Oz. Pkg. 2k EXTRA SPECIAL! Pasteurized Processed MEL-O-BIT ''xfev Sfei n n n3 r3 r3 ssif - - mm ;$s&i v3 u ULzj UhaJ Ld 3 VT ay 8-02. Pkg. f j r.lARCAL 1 Bench Cures! Choose SSSS"-- u 53c r KREY ( pi, 10f . I'liennnein TVilA HUnnen Colored . - I if iuiiiii itiiiM wiiteWdtf Cheddar Lb. "fVw wiikw mt i rnwuuv,u . SANDWICH BAGS 4 DINNER NAPKINS 2 29t I TOILET TISSUES Roil '10c CHOPPED BEEF m-oz. 17c Can M5-Oz. 43t Bag I VV11M ukavy " l I Great northern Dry Beans 2B 22c I w CI lTn T W7 I cocktail napkins 3 25c i flRnPagc.Salad Dressing CSs i IsvSTEAK, Sliced Pineapple PAPER NAPKINS 19C I Cut-Rite ' WAXED PAPER 125 Ft. Roll 25c WILSON'S CERTIFIED Smoked Short SHANK U A&P A&P it I I 1 . .-t .. W 1 I .- J No. 2 Can iL- t Can AKS - 12-z 39t Can W1TB GRAVY Pineapple Juice 27c L--; V I U r YD uyi If3 46 Lb. Avg. "Super-Right" Old Fashioned Pure Pork "Super-Right" Delicious All Meat Sliced Pkg. Qj)C SDH Grade "A" Young Dressed & Drawn n IN V4s Mrs. Filbert's Margarine pit 3k Kraft Caramels - - - nl 35c Kraft Macaroni Dinners 17c Kraft Salad Mustard - 6j?rz 10c Underwood DEVILED HAM Can iy Grisco Shortening 37 101 GOLDEN I Fluffo Shortening 37- 01 Karo Syrup 25c B3o 45c j FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES v-rwnttri i I CMUCI I I t;M 1 n " UJ HI U I n U r , n n r i r n -rs -. SZ t - i!! rT I II fi UV vwiivi n nii i . -x:kjia J :x II hu I v ' , UULaUU Average . KZS V T1 J Bosco Milk Amplifier" 37c Comet Cleanser - - 2 29c Spic & Span Cleanser pL: 27c Joy Liquid Detergent 39c Dreft 'JZJLLIJ k 31c Dash Detergent pLkg 39c Camay Toilet Soap 2 5S 25c Camay Toilet Soap 2 Blk 17 'c BEAUTY and deodorant Woodbury Soap - - 2 19c HORSE MEAT Orleans Dog Food 2 caLnbs 43c J ror Lx a, Tendpr Hothouse Rhubarb Lb 25c Regalo Tjender Salad Mix . pkS 19c Crisp Fresh Carrots 2 Lb. Bag 15c Juicy Grapefruit norida 8 Kg 39c Firm Golden Ripe Bananas Lb. 10c !z3 I LARGE CRISP HEADS 6 STORE ADDRESS 210 W. FRANKLIN ST. uvr MHK1I IINIMOtl 000 M1U . . . SiXI t i V . .-. -a -.w:-:.:. 'iM.- : f- JANE PARKER LARGE 8' i riocs This Ad Effective thru Sat., March 2nd SPECIAL 3 n Ul!7 j DO PRICE! Each LT Li Sweet, juicy apples in a tender, melt-in-your-mouth crust, ror extra flavor, heat this family favorite and serve immediately! Blue Cheer Tide Oxydpl Duz Gt .'t Sic r. 75c rfe 31c PGkV 75c . 32c piSS, 31c Pl.2 75c ..-,. I .- .1 II ! Ill - ------...- .
Daily Tar Heel (Chapel Hill, N.C.)
Standardized title groups preceding, succeeding, and alternate titles together.
Feb. 28, 1957, edition 1
3
Click "Submit" to request a review of this page. NCDHC staff will check .
0 / 75