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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20. 1957
fACt TWO
THE DAILY TAR HEEL
Obituary To Freedoni;
Momism And Cancers . . .
i he D.iilv l .ir lct tluistcncd the iiiaiiui ation l Consolidated
rniviit President William liiday as the heinnin ol a new Pio
Huwsiu" ht.i.
W'v uerc aa'u hi.uli on our praises when William Urantley Axcotk.
nsMiuicd the hant eliorship duties in June.
Now vxc olter hili laurcU to new I'nixersity Business Manager
J. Pi. Pnam h lor the energetic approach he has taken.
AlieatK Branch has negotiated allocated a portion in a mete
to allot .ite S"o per dormitory out couple ol months.
ol doimitoiy xendiu.; mathme pro
lits to establish a eontineni y lund
lot teles ision upaiis.
Also Business Manager Branch
has bt-nn negotiations t( provide
nun h needed reliel lor posieriois
xliicli hae been subjected to the
ait bait , t ement-hat l seats in Me
moiial Hall.
Biaihli is seeking an appiopria
tion with which he mav pint base
new tushioned seats for the onlx
l.iim auditorium on campus.
Nik Ii demonstrated enerv tiulv
makes Bi.iim h eligible to hold a key
position in the l'niei.sit's new
I'tott sif I ra.
.Student o et nmeiit ollitials
h.ie .ittemptetl lor moie than lie
e.iis 1 1 1 1 1 1 u. I (ommittees and oth
eiwisr to mi me .i poition ol end
iti m.iihine ptolits to dehas e
pt iidiiutes in i ess. ii to maintain
It ie ision si ts. Now Piiamh has
Sut h enthusiasm de-evxes high
est praise. laurels .ind lauds. As
Student Bodx President Sonnx
Kxans said:
" I he new I'nixersity adiiiinis.ua
lion is tlemoiistr.it i 1 1 to eerone
a det isi eness and ti ne eoneetn
lor the problems lacing all areas
ol the campus . . .
"Chancellor Aeotk and i Busi
ness Manager) Branch are to be
congratulated and thanked lor
their linn, swilt and cllcelixc"
handling l numerous problems
lacinv, student oxerninent and the
i'liixersitx as ,i xxhole.
We join student ,toxet ntnent in
its highest t onnnendat ion lor the
new. xvelioined xv.ixe ol enthus
iasm. ( )ur highest hope'- .ire that suc h
riithusi.ism will permeate the en
tile student body and administration.
Lauds, Lauds, Lauds
For Progressive Move
i .iberalisiii dies.
1 he Dailx Par lleel deplons the I'nixei sitx's new biand ol liiomis
tu loddliu. pieleiential tieatmeut ol athletes and seteated hoiisiir;
exidtiiied ill the plating ol eihu-lixe lootball plaxeis in ('obit Douni-
toi x .
I he mini is (lelinitelx towaid
-nitl position. b pai i ii ipation in
lund lias nexer dominated the I'n
ixiisiin's poliiies in the past.
We loi see a time x hen e.u h
linxei-iix doiniitoix will be
iiammed lull ol ".u.tdeinii eoiin-
M-'.ols. Mil .In AM.' IHlW pi. Hid III
I old), a tinu- xxlicn stuiUnts must
i' 'U in .mil out: possibK .i time
when Irtnisr mothers will tmk
pon. little I'nixeisitx men and
women into their eov beddv-bxes
with a wet. afleitionale Mii.uk.
Aiioidm lo the .Student Al
lots oiliie. all lieshmeii lootball
iis have been neatlx lateuoiied
into ( obb I Ieie thev can be
iloseU siipeixised bx 1 i i Pn other
loiniselois. Perhaps tbeiell exeii
be a Irw minutes ol organized bate
i h iiiiHiiui'4. diicited against all
'ho don't don -houldci p.uK and
'-'' thrii til lor the I'nixeisitx.
W e i an t Ik li xe that lootballeis
ihemsebrs mil u, v H. I'nixeisi-
The Daily Tar Heel
The oltici.il -Indent publication of the
Publication Hoard of the University ol
N'-rth C.mdinu. where it is published
daily except Sunday. Monday and exam
in.itinii and vacation periods and sum
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Editor
Manaiii Editor
of d Milit ;
Sports Kditor
NEIL BASS
NANCY HILL
housing ol siudeiits bx i lasses. b
eti a i uri ii ulai aitixities. .Siu h a
tx's new libel liisin si il lin; poliix.
('eitainlx thex .ue entitled to as
nun li lieedom as anx oihei ;ioiip.
Ibex (oiitiibute nun h to tiie I'm
xeisitx i oiumunitx s lile
Sui b pi t bit ni i.i iie.iliueiH is as
siuedlx not i ommeiisui ate with
the I'lUMMsilv's p.jsl UIk-v.i1 tv. ali-
lions non-beanie-w eat ui'4. non-lali-iali.
IxmiI.i, boo 1. 1 traditions.
And it was not in beiii prior to
the institution ol a new ten-gallon
headed indix idual on this campus.
The I'liixersitx ol Oklahoma's
P.ud Wilkinson houses his athletes
similailx in a sep.uate donnitop,
w hit h st udents al let t ii matelx i all
the "i .
Su h tei miiio!o'4 is assiiu ilix a
ltaxe injiistiie. Hut il we weie to
si:-4est .i new name loi ('.obb it
would bi- " Ii-miI am. mi a s Mell
aril ie."
I he blame lor the I 'nixeisiix's
new biaud ol momism and mil
dliii'4 au not lie eutiielx allied
upon this indix idual. It must also
be allied to adminisi i atoi s and to
the athlet ii diiei tor and depa; t
nient loi allowing itsell to be oxer
inn bx this bi.; time, i anfaukci ous
1 1 in ipede.
I he hi akes must . how ex ei . be
immediatelx applied. A si i eei 1 1 i 11-4
halt must be btomjit to this ( it ep
lUA aiuei w hii h thieaieiis lo ma-Il-n
all I'liixeisitx libei alisiu
bom lion pieleiential housin - to
lieedom ol thou-ht and lieedom to
.st ut I v or sax "to hell w ith it" with
out a little demigod ouiiseior on
wheels to sax "studx" (.r "d,, n,
Miulx."
ALVS VO0RHLF
HILL KING
N-xvs L.inor wALT SCIIRUXTEK
IiMness M;t. JoiIX WIHTAKLJl
Advertising Mand-cr KKED KATZLV
NKWS STAKl-' Kifiti) MacKinnon Pat.y
Miller. Sue Atchison. Vxry Moore
Mason.
Do's And Don't!
For Freshmen:
Number Two
Whit Whitfield
As a college freshman you will
receive more than a fair share of
advice. From the dean, the orien
tation counsellors, the instructors,
and from a legion of friends xvho
are uppceclassmen you will hear
innumerable DO S and DONT'S.
These will only tend to con
fuse and astound you. Cy far
tiie best policy is to live and
learn. After all, xvliy take ad
vantage of professional advice
and counselling? Just becajse
these people have successfully
met the trials pud tribulations
encountered in a collegt com
munity is no reason to liced
them.
Far be it from us to give advice,
but there arc some lew pointers
that might be kept in mind during
your stay litre.
:
Stay up late at night for bull
sessions, poker, or canasta. These
you will find to be an important
part of the educational process
here at Carolina. You will find
them a great source of inspiration
on hour quizzes, final exams, and
even in later years when the go
ing is rough.
Cut class often. Don't give peo
ple the idea that you place too
much stress on the academic
piia.se of college life.
Sit ui the back of the class xxhen
you do attend. Don't be earmark
ed a bookworm. If t tie lecture is
boring, then the crossword puz
zle or Fogo might interest you.
Alter all. none off the material
in the lecture x ill be giv en on a
quiz. Kvcn if it is, you can find
it in the !ct.
Some of you. no doubt, will
experience feelings of inferior
ity when speaking to others
xa ho are more x idcly read than
you. This can be overcome by
selecting your reading matter at
Jeff's. He pseudo. It's vogue this
year.
An important phase of college
life, one that should enrich your
stay here, is extra-curricular ac
tixi.ies. Besides the sheer enjoy
ment of belonging to a yroup that
A'ets things done, the impression
made by the activities list be
side your name in the Yack is
everlasting. Just think of the
pride of belonging to the l)i and
the I'hi .both political parties, the
M- and YWCA's. the Methodist
Y-iuth Fellowship and Baptist Stu
deiu l.'nion. in jus; four years!
Another important thing to in
coming students is hoxx to escape
the relatixe obscurity in which
you enter. If you don't wish to re
main in oblivion then by far the
l.e-M way is to spend all tiie time
you can spare in -Court. This is
the local point of campus social
lil and no one can be complete
ly socially acceptable without ap
prenticing there. If your class
schedule does not allow a break
in the mornings, then drop your
ten o'clock and take Sociology I
on the steps at Y-Court. You won't
get credit for the course, but you'll
profit by it nevertheless.
Oi'.e last reminder try to
learn all you can about the
campus mid its personalities, hut
don't feel tint badly if you have
trouble M first. Alter all. there
are many uppc re lassnicn xvho
still don't know the n.mie of
tht. Math building is Coker.
L'lL ABNER
EWTOWAL STAIT-Whit Whitfie
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SI-ORTS STAFF -Dave Wiblc, Jm
Croxvnovcr.
Circulation Manager Sid Shuford
Staff Photographer
.... Bill Kins
"You Keep Out Of This!"
.0 Vu .itin Irroir? Last Year:
Live Modern
New Series
Liberalism dies.
For strulin (.l.iliuu Mt-inor-i.il-itcs,
modern lixiii- Mtlltitd ;i
.sfXtif set I). 11k when the second
lloov water fountain went into dis
1 epair.
As anx ooi loiiiie-wain.
iarcltc-Miiokin, hassling (iM-ite
knows, water its use and disuse
is a ital part ol exeiydax lile. (iM
ite pipes unm' tlustv without it.
'I litis 'we issue a fervent plea to
CiM-wluels. co's, holts, nuts et
cetera:
Asst. Spts. Editor
DAVE WIDLE
Prrxjf Reader
Niht Kditor
BILL KING
.- BILL KLG
Please! Repair the water foun
tain. Ve !ea and itnploie von.
Modern living demands an abun
dant water supply.
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The Battle Of The Bermudas
Uelaxiiv restrictions on Bermu
das will be the subject of a bill
which will be brought up in the
Student Senate this Wednesday
niuht. The bill will recommend that
the WSGC permit coeds to wear
Bermuda shorts after 3 p.m. inside
living units on weekdays. The bill
is only a recommendation, however,
as the final decision is with the
WSGC.
I: is about time that this matter
came up. As the bill s sponsor has
claimed, a restriction on coeds
such as this is medieval and absurd.
Bermuda shorts arc attractive, and
ihey are socially acceptable. They
are cool, easy to xvear and wash.
Mid they are practical. Judging
from the numbers of girls that wear
them on the one day a week Ber
mudas are permitted. 4 lie y are cpiitt
popular
Arguments used against the
xieanns of Uerniudas in the past
have been that they are sloppy,
look terrible on some gills and
are in bad taste.
To say that they look sloppy is
possibly true in some cases, but
in those same cases don't tl'.ose
giiis look sloppy in regular outfits
too. There is nothing intrinsic in
a pair of Bermudas that makes
them look sloppy it's the person
veaiing them, and that same per
son will make anything she is wear.
iiiL; look sloppy. Perhaps Bermudas
look casual, but this is no justifica
tion for saying flatly that no girl
may xvear them any diy but Sat
urday without a raincoat over them.
The second argument, that from
an aesthetic standpoint some coeds
just look terrible in Bermudas
certainly may be true.
But it is also true about almost
any piece of clothing excr xvorn,
from sabre-too'.hed tiger skins up
to the present day. Some girls look
terrible in sweaters but does this
justify outlawing them for all girls
six days a week? Some girls look
terrible in modern bathing suits,
but does this jus'ily passing legis
lation against them? Don't most
girls have enough sense to shy
away from clothes they look ter
rible in? If tliry don't. they
xvouldn't spend half as much time
in front of mirrors, and they
xvouldn't spend half as much money
on the latest fashion magazines as
they do. in order to look their best.
The third argument that Ber
mudas are in poor social taste
is ridiculous.
The only comment necessary to
male about this claim is that if it
is true someone had better pass
the word to style-conscious maga
zines such as Vogue and Seventeen.
; nd to supposedly respectable
schools such as Vasar and Smith.
Undoubtedly some student sena
tors and WSGC members will come
up xvith sonic equally invalid argu
ments against permitting Bermu
das, even in the limited sense that
this bill recommends them. There
have been criticisms in the past
that neither of these organizations
represent the students. Let's not
let it happen on this issue.
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UNC or The Best
View Of Carrboro
Roy Moose
(Mr. Ms, formr member of the English
dept. faculty and former Oxonian, writes this
poignant' and acrid view of the University from
the faculty-eye point of - view.) (Freshmen may
muse over or disregard it. The Editor)
Since the student at U.N.C. seems con fu sod ;
his being at the school, I feel that it is ncccs-
aid the neophyte in his effort to learn our '
at Carolina. Certainly, one cannot play the
without first knowing the rules.
Thus the following suggestions are humb'.y - .,
mitted as an attempt to foster better relation- :,
tween the student and his betters.
Suffice t3 say, the suggestions have been a !.-. :
from another source, as benefits a scholar; in fllv-
the Honor' Council wishes to investigate, this ; . . ;
is downright plagiarism.)
THE TOWN: Chapel Hill is an itp to-du;e v. ..
mercial city with some of the finest suburbs sr.
country (cf. Carrboro). The walk from K'.-scv; :--x
Laundry to Carrboro city limits is justly farr.c i ;r ;
admired.
The visitor is advised to xxaste no time . :
c?mpus in the city, as it contains nothing of ir
except crumbling buildings of an obsolete p.:
and large quantity of objectionable youths of
sexes. It s hoped that both of these unTe-:
features will eventually be cleared axvny: an
project of converting the campus into op,"
paved parking lot. bisected by a six-lane
through the heart of this decadent quarter,
be welcomed as a positiv? step in the rihi
TIIE UNIVERSITY: To belong to this !u: t ,..
organization is often the only way to obtain V
within easy bus-ride of Durham. In order to cr.a1 '.
students to put up a passing show of interest in ; s
place, here are a fexv pieces of information that
more crusted reactionaries expect one to know
THE ADMINISTRATION AND CAMI l'S 1'uI.K 'i:
Least said soonest mended.
THE FRATERNITIES: Here is a rrp:-ft
selection of college fraternities which will r r -:
the discerning xvith a good indication of th :r -c.
erally undersirable characters:
Sigma NTJ Too much is no; er.otuh
Phi Beta Kappa Better than noth;n:
Phi Kappa Sigma Vive le Spr!
Sigma Chi Vino in Magnum
St. Anthony Hall Rep".i (V;o r.,:c.vr.'.i
SAP One Good Turn -SPE
Deserxres Another.
Chi Phi Turn Again.
Phi Eta Sigma Everything in Lxtv'.s. r
Beta House Evcrtyhing in Sc'er.
Chi Omega Evervthin'
Pi Beta Phi When Dul We Ut "
Father?
UNIVERSITY ACTIVITIES: Dress ,!e-u::.:u ?.
very small talk.
UNIVERSITY SPORTS:
ture speeches, Tri-Delts.
Racir.u. p
LECTURES: These are ritual ceivmon;es c..r:o :
out continuously during the term and atter. !e! :
a clique of devout l?cture-xvorshipper. distir. z v-'--'' ' !
by a pair of lexis and a T-shirt (Clean levis-rr.:
acolytes; filthy levis class I. fanatics. 1 Kre-.'r. -,
are advised to be xvary of attending too nur.y t
these functions. Their effort is similar to .1 :;;..
b?ing both narcotic and habit forming. Once t' -habit
has a hold it may last a lifetime.
LIBRARY: A place of assignation ainl a tor. :
icnt cloak for dubious advances. Gatecrashers
strictly prohibited, and double-knocks are stcr:-'.
enforced betxveen 3:00 and 10:30 p.m.
PROFESSORS: Officials appointed by the l"r.
xersity to outwit students. The rules of the
and the method of scoring are given below:
HOW TO PLAY: 1. Professor sends Advivr
card requesting attendance of student in his 1!,.
to arrange xxork for term.
2. Student sends long list of excuses (prcferi o
not printed).
3. Professor either (a) demolishes excuse.- or :
suggests the next class. If (b) student returns t 2.
If fa):
4. Student falls ill.
5. Professor waits patiently.
6. Student gets bored and recovers.
7. Professor repeats 1.
8. Student repeals 2.
Eventually the student visits the class or t'o
term ends. After each visit the Professor scores a
marked below and begins again at 1.
SCORLNG:
Class periods attended: Student score Prof Score
None 100 0
15 K) 10
510 GO -()
1015 70 30
1520 60 40
2025 50 50
2530 40 (jo
3035 30 70
35 40 20 co
4045 10 90
45-50 0 10O