J t A01 TWO THE DAILY TAR HEEL Infirmary's Myopic View & Student Health Danger It is indeed .i unions and (lisiri'ssin phenomenon that the Uni xriitx Inlitin.nx Ins mcixcil no shipment of Asiatic Flu serum, ar tmdin lo I'niwrsity I'hxsituu F. McC Hcdspcth. North Carolina State's inliiin.uy lias been receiving small ship ments on a '.ooo unit oider Iroin l.eilcrlc since August. It has received enough seiuin to innoitilate approximately ;,( students during this p('l it'll. And acoidin- to the State in- patient hut he is to he severely In mat . another lait;e shipment is ep( -ted in the near future so that all students mix plot ure the iiuioc ul.ilioii against the (headed Sl.int l ed monster. At Woman's College. inno iila tituis against Asiatic Mu aie ut triitlx In iii'4 administered to stu dents desiring them. And the in I ii tit.ii n is cxlicmch "lu." ac- oidin to inlirmaiy employees. Yet I'lmersity l'hxsui.in lled pi ih has tailed to plot tire, he says. .in 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 x ii 1 .i n t liom the tilt i -in. nc 1 1 i s 1 1 1 s i 1 1 '4 agency, the I'nit (d Stiles Sineon (uncial's Ol lue. IM)si(iau lledpeth is to he complimented lor his "terrilic" h nulling ol the t uncut inliruiary 1 1 1 ! i - .u i i d i 1 1 to an inlirniaiv rhastied lor his procrastination in ordiin the flu vaccine which mi.uht pi ex cm an oerall epidemic on the campiis. It seems unusual that students should he referred to local physi- ians who have the vaccine, while the Inliiiuary has presumably heen unable to obtain any innocu 1 . 1 1 i i i serum. Sleeping dos must not be al lowed to lie when the health of the student hodv is at stake. Vaccine should be procured . . . and it should have been procured as soon as it became evident that the Slant-lvved monster was sweep ing the Tinted States. Procrastination mav not be con doned when the student body's health is at slake ... A Leader, A Scholor... Symposium's Bill Geer The selection of William (Hill) (.(i i as ad iser for the Carolina Suiiposiuui on Public Allah's i admirable. bill Ccci's inteiest in student 4o ei nun nt and his dexotion to the I'liixeisitv and the ideals for wliiih it stands haxe long been known b all who know him best. His simeiitv and outstanding i.ipahilitx aie emulatixe and prac i "n dlx inimitable. 'I he symposium one of the most inlorinatixe and worthy ven tures on this campus in some time should pi ogress fai under his ad- ice. Our hat goes off to Pull (leer. Men ol his caliber are infre quently seen on this campus. A leader, a scholar, a friend to stu dents and to student go em inent . . . Honorary Tapees And Better Dorm Government ". . . devotion to betterment of doi mitoi x lile . . ." I he lnieidoimitorv Coiiik il 1 lonoiarx S.k tetx tapped t j men in 1 1 i emoiiies last nidit lor dem i .list i .ii in- the epitome o! 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I he mighty Yankees have st i in L mi! . . . And Milwaukee fans all over the country are exhuberant. The name New Yoi k Yankees" has become synonymous with "xiciory" all over the world . . . Past ball ex en transcends the lion Curtain. Thus their defeat is somewhat saddening. Put we feel shattering of the Yankees' monopoly mi World Series t hampionships may. in the end. be good for baseball. Mon opoly stillles competitive spirit... in business or in baseball. Thereloie the Praxes as well as becoming world baseball cham pions haxe become iconoclasts . . . dispellers of the myth that the Yankees are practically unbeatable in woi Id set it s or regular season play. The Yankees haxe raptured the series championship i(i times since in.;o. eight times in the last to years. We hope their monopoly has been ruptured . . . Put there's always next year ... . WISE AND OTHERWISE: Union Forces Retreat To UNC: 'Scorch Earth!1 Whit Whitfield It seems that North Carolina will be on the battlefront in the near future. Earlier this week. Union County South Carolina pur chased nine new Browning sub maehinegung to be used to figfht any soldiers who attempt to en force integration in that county. The headline read: "FOR S. C. COUNTY. NINE NEW GUNS TO MEET ANY IN VADING GIS." Sheriff J. Harold Lamb had this conrment to make, "Anyone violat ing our laws will be arrested, jail ed, and treated the same as any otlit-r accused person. " This can only mean one tiling integration will be attempted soon er or later, just as in Little Hock. As stubborn and rebellious as the Palmetto State has always been, there is little doubt . that they will stick to their promise. Soooo . . . . the first battle will be in Union County, and if the sheriff and his men can force the invaders back, then most likely Chapel Hill and .its immediate surroundings xvil! be in the path of the retreating Federal Army. The students and townspeople of Chapel Hill should begin making preparations as soon as possible. Crops will have to he burned, along with municipal buildings and quii tiles. Fortifications will have to be erected around South P.uild ing to protect the administrate e otticers and deans. Uecords will have to be burned, especially those of students who have low averages. Emergency nid stations will have to be erect ed at Woollen Gym and Spencer Dorm, t Question?) The decision as to which side to fight on will be a difficult one for many people. Whether to help the sheriff and his eight deputies, or whether to join the federal forces and possibly be on the win ning side for a change is a big question to ponder. XV e s.iy that because the sheriff is undoubted ly the underdog. HUT underdogs have been known to upset the favorites from time to time. XX'hat would it be like to live under a Union County military dictator ship'' It could hardly be worse than Reconstruction. but who knows? What will historians call it? P.tssihly The Battle of the Trias sie Basin, or Carolina Revisited, or better yet. The Battle of Davie I'oplar. If we wished to save ourselves the trouble and expense involved we eould always openly declare our neutrality and yodel loudly like the Swiss. It is doubtful whe ther the Union County forces would respect our neutrality how ever. Hut xve can always appeal to the United Nations. L'lL ABNER FROM THE OREGON DAILY EMERALD: Loaded Dice & Teamsters Union: Miami Convention Filled With Goons (The ignominious election of Jimmy Hoffa to head the Team sters Union has already occurred. Most contend the convention ' was loaded with Beck and Hoffa Racketeers, Inc. There sems to be little doubt of such loaded dice action. Now that the shady election has concluded, the Em erald's warning and demand for remedial legislative action is still appropriate. The Editor) The pedple of the United States are about to stand helplessly by and watch a gangster of the first order be elected president of an organization which vitally affects us all. The gangster in question: .Jim my Hoffa, midwest Teamster vice president, hand-picked by "re tired'' Teamster President Dave Beck to maintain the top-echelon corruption which developed under Heck. Hoffa's record of corrupt acti ities in and out of the Teamsters is well known to all since Sen. Mc Clellan's committee hearings on corruption in the Teamsters. The tragedy is that Hoffa will doubtless be elected to head the Teamsters in spite of this evidence and the Teamsters from the AFL-CIO if Practices com mitt c to oust the Teamsters fro mtlie AFL-CIO if Hoffa is elected. The Teamsters Union is the larg est sinule union in the country and probably the most powerful. Its members work in nearly all the land transportation facilities ex cept the railroads. A general Teamster strike could all but crip ple the nation. And Hoffa is prop osing to the Railroad Brotherhood that they merge with the Team sters to form a super transporta tion union. But Hoffa will probably be elect ed, lie and Beck have evidently done enough gtoundwork to insure this. The 2.0O0-delegate Teamster convention now in session in Mia mi Beach, Florida, gave Beck a standing ovation after he emo tionally defended himself. Hoffa and others against charges brought against them. The Senate Rackets Investigation committee has. in terestingly enough, found evidence t hat. some of the delegates to the convention were not legally pick ed. What can the honest rank-and-file Teamster do when his union's machinery is so tied up by gang sters? They have their jobs to worry about. They can't be too ac tive in seeking reform lest they lose their job or, worse yet, lest Hoffa's goons "take care of them." The union racketeers mean busi ness. An acid-blinded Victor Reisel can attest that statement. It's nearly impossible to expect reform from xvithin a union where racketeers are so firmly en trenched as they are within the Teamsters. The AFL-CIO Ethical Practices committee threat to oust the Teamster if Hoffa is elected will not have much effect. Hoffa has said the Teamsters would like to remain in the AFL-CIO, but will "go it alone" if necessaryf The prospects of a Teamster ouster from the AFL-CIO is almost more frightening than the corrup tion. If the Teamsters are ousted, the AFL-CIO would doubtless try to set up rival trucking unions. The resulting jurisdictional dis putes could easily cripple the na tion's transportation systems. Perhaps it's time for more leg islation to regulate such cases of corruption within unions. Un ions today are very powerful so cially, politcally and economically within the nation. Yet they are virtually without the controls against corruption placed on other powerful private institutions such as the stock exchange. Sen. McClellan's committee has compiled an impressive list of evi dence of union corruption. The Emerald xvould like to see this evi dence put to use in drafting fu ture labor legislation. The unions have become too powerful in the nation to escape such legislation any longer. by Al Capp LWCXJ RECONSIDERED? ) lS A-ROARlN' A I THROW ED VCOUT.'.' SuOBBOWAN ) 511 l sr r-j imCim l rvj -ru. w-rr-T I I It r0 UON I rWf N(J XW t-E.77 rr ( TV DILL? -T7Nrn H I VTEfSHUNlT0.H1M A WHEN ?K -s. -V - OB.EV If ( (- FOLLOW. DiLL IS OFF; J WITH HUS&AND Li j ROBERT "f THA TDLL MlCHT S MONTGROMNIK!? ' ON AGAIN ff-) ) 10 II POGO by Walt Kelly kok this s-o- TrlM6 15 ASAN Ae A5 LAgT IT'e A6 ptMH AG Twg tS'O'piZ&Cicie vgAg e EIGHTEEN MONTHS 10H6 THAT THe LAW: C7A AM'TrfAT MAg$ VRy THING Zltt HAL? ASA! N AS LCNS" "TA2 INSTANCE A eASA.MA1 HAIF AA,'M "UH" &GJAi& CHTEEH TO THE POZEH. NOTHING AS Pl,AlN AS THg ANT GOT NO NOSE. iS 0 RANDOM RAMBLINGS: My Life's Ambition: A Meadow To Roll In One of the things which I have decided I xvant to do before I die is build my own house. I have thought a long time about this, and have reached the conclusion that a man doesn't have too much to hold onto in this life except liquor and sex and sometimes even sex is not a sure thing; and it is stupid to grow your own food, or make your own liquor to satisfy - your other basic drives; but if you have built the house which you live in, then you've got something. I am not a homebody. Nevertheless, I want to buy me some land, with a big meadow and a .small river and mountains in the back, and I'm going to build me a little house out of cinder block with a fireplace in the middle, and I'm going to get me a bottle of bourbon on those cold winter nights and just get right out of my head in the house that I built. And there ain't nobody going to blow it down. Snow nor rain nor nor'westers are not going to budge it at all. And when I get good and drunk I'm going out in my back meadow and just roll around in it. (Hint to Freshmen When stupid english teacher asks you what is a metaphor, you say to roll in.) I haven't .decided yet where I am going to get the money to build it. Not only is life a constant search for a new place to drink, it is also a con stant struggle to stay out of debt. Someone once said. "Work is the curse of the drinking class." and I am in complete agreement. I am currently trying to get some money out of the loan sharks in the basement of Ilanes Hall. They are very fine people down there, but they are definitely in a money-making profession; and they don't think that a little usury now and then is a bad thing. I think it is highly unethical and almost a little immoral for a university to charge just as much to make a loan to one of its needy students as the downtown banks. But the University has the students over a barrel, because most of the ones who need the money, are like me no-good, out-and-out bums who couldn't borrow a .dime from the Bank of Chapel Hill. - What happened to the house I'm going to build? Darned if you know. I'x'e just figured out how I'm going to get enough money to build my house and also keep me supplied in alcohol for all my life. I'm going to set up a loan shop in Hanes Hall Parking Lot. and charge five per cent interest. I'm going right down to the Student Loan Office tomorrow and borrow some money to set up this venture. Sometimes I amaze myself with my brilliance. CAROLINA CARROUSEL: Enthusiasm Reigns, Playmakers Prepare Gail Godwin The other day, I was trudging along to ont of my most "unfavorite classes" along with sev eral ether sympathizers who also weren't in any hurry when I saw a very inspiring sight ... a bright-eyed Dramatic Arts major witH-'blonde hair flying in the wind. She was running, yes running, to her DA 57 class. Such enthusiasm merits an explanation. I found it, after talking with several of the Carolina Playmakers. from whose ranks have emerged such names as Tom Wolfe, Andy Griffith and Foster Fitzsimmons, who is now on the DA faculty. Kai Jurgensen, director of The Lark and mem ber of the faculty had this to say" at tryouts for the first production: "In my fifteen years here, this is one of the biggest turnout- and biggest amount of quality in turnouts that I can remem ber." These people look like another great batch of future celebrities. They have a gleam in their eye as they give up a minimum of 13. hours a week working on the set, hammering nails, paint ing, building platforms, and practicing, practicing, practicing. The costume shop is open every night going full blast until 11:00 or later. The same little blonde xvho speeds to DA class gave up the thrill of rush simply because she had to make a decision between the Panhell tea and the first meeting f.t the Playmakers. This year's crop is viciously tearing down th? old stereotype of the "arty. Bohemian, non-conforming Dramatics Maior." One of the1 group told me. "It is the people who don't have what it takes that go around with ostentatious signs of their profession plastered all over them like the ama teur artist who wears a paint spattered bloase and caries an easel under his arm or sticks a paint brush behind his ear. " ''Bohemians' are not condoned within the drama denartment anv more than outside of it. In fact we all have to suffer because of them." Besides The Lark, the Playmakers have slated Teahouse of the August Moon, and the very recent Broadway play by Arthur Miller (M.M.'s husband!, A View from the Bridge. It looks as if they are goinq all out for the audi ence this year. It seems logical that we can sacrifice The Outlaws of Oxcart Junction or whatever else is olayinq at the movies that night to set their show. After all, to go to Carolina and skip Play makers' Production would be like going to New York and skipping Broadway. And who knews? This craw may be Broadway someday. ii urn hi i