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TH6 DAILY ,TAR H6EL
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24,
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University Party Is Off
To A Fast-Rolling Start
ll is indeed i iu (tui to wit
ness ix 1 1 political i n l it i).il i hi .is
w.in cvideiued at Tuesday nigjifs
liiivcisiiv litt nulling.
(.cii.iul Hall. wlicic i!ie ntN
1 m c ( I .liter it w.in I ( u ml that Ro
land I'.uker lounges were too
sin. ill lo at ( oiumodatc the iiond,
w.is ii -I nil.
Iik1i ol tin- 1 epi csciit.it ion w.is
made 111.1nd.U0iv l Intel nitics
and soioiiiiiA. I'.ut at am rate, llie
.11 1 i( iat ion w .is I.iImiIoiis.
1 he crowd n.i.s the largest at a
110mi11.1t ion session in e.us.
lale this is indiiatixe ol the
p.ii t ii ipat ion uhi(h will develop
dining the t o. 1 1 i n 4 ( .iiii.iiMi and
I. ill 1 U 1 lion.
In uieiit 1.1is. horn ;o to pi
pel 1 cm ol ihe 1 ampiis population
has hi i ll ( astin hallots. 1 his is
t.ii too sin. ill. And it is a violation
,,! ,1 s.uud Detnociatic tiaditioti.
1 hings look hi i'htei this c.n.
M ihe the Student l'ait sessions
will t out intii to ml latter, as the
I'l meetings are doiii.
And inavle participation in the
lall eU(tion Nov. r will he the
laiesi in the history ol the lTni
i isity student oc i nment.
The Student. Legislature has a
l.ne uspoiisihility, as does all stu
dent ",ov eminent. And there are
moie than enough qualilicd stu
dents around to make this the most
piospeious e.11 in student jovern
nient's liistoi v.
Student 'j,o ei nnu nt has man)
Iriends in South l'mildin. hut it
also has 1 nciuics who will make a
siipeih show ol any ii 1 (-sponsible
.11 lion on tlu- pail ol ei nineiital
ollii ials.
Thus student autonomy depends
on student uspoiisihility.
1 . 1 1 1 i 1 ip.tliou at the I'lmersity
lut noiiiinatiii:4 session was en
i oura.iin.
Ihe lest ol the campaign and
election should witness .such en
thusiasm. Autonomy is responsibility..
Ol' Ez Benson And, Yes,
His One-Sided Mouth . . .
I heie is one tiling which mav
hi' 1 1 u I il 1 11 1 1 v saiil about Seiiet.u
ol Aiiiultuie 1 lUiison:
I heie iiclft two sides to his
tn uitli.
lie's jnt against the l.uinei lo
ii's I.k e and behind his ha k.
speaking befoie the 1 avcttc ( 'o
iiii: .11 111 lime. in in Lexington.
k.. ( 1' Not -So 1 levant l b said he
lelt tlii' ledeial )iiie Mippoit and
j m 1 1 in I it u 1 loiitin )i i'4i anis tlne
aieiied tit pi ii e Amei u an lob.uco
tint 11I u 01 Id iti.il ki t s.
( ) I didn't make am bones
.1! mm 1 1 il.
( ) ( 1 u 1 ; se. t hi se li se to the al 1 -i
nil in al sii 11.it ii in lealie thai w ilh
..in pi x ! 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 t 1 ml 1 1 ils .11 id pi it e
siij.piu ts. I n meis will lead the va
;ti .1 depiissinii sin h as lleibelt
I 1 1 i iv 1 '. nee i .
u nu s aii iiiiuiilK V;( U i M'j, It i
hit'il l"l llll'II lltU.lt (O. OUl llllA ll
L;et fii.n lit allv not liiii'4 and would
he- at ihe ( palette" companies'
men v - unices the government gua
ranteed them 111 tain percentages
ol paiitv.
As lor piodutlioii controls, it
would hi- a mad race to see who
(Diiltl plant most with the eco
noiuii law ol siippls and demand
;oiii'; out the window lopsidedly
unless the led era I government
1 emulated planting through crop
allotment at leases.
vl.ut Ol" 1 ih's merrily alon
advocating thai ciop (otitiols and
pi it e siijipoits be abolished so
that the laimei will be at evciv
boil s hick y.
( an 1 cut K . I.11 1111 1 s .11 e pi .u t ii a I
1 u the boiom ol ihe economic
laddei. ltitt most ol them aie eal
i 11 .
1 lei e a-ain. 1 ilans to 1 emedy
the situation.
MtMii. theie cleliiiitclv aicn'l
(wo sis li tivs mi null.
Iolli ol ihem pie. 11 It starvation
lot the larincr.
Long's Ego Should Go:
Legislature Merits More
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WALK Kit J'.LAN'TO.N,
LKVYTS HUSH
KDIT STAFF Whit Whitfield, Namy
Hill. Oary Niihols, Curtis Cans, Al
Walker, Frank Crowtlur, (Jail (Jodwin.
M.W S STAFF-Davis Youn. Ann Fryc,
Dale Whitfield. Mary Moore Mason,
Stanford Fisher. Kdith MacKinnon,
Prinjjle Pipkin. Mary Leett Hrown
in?. Huth Whitley. Sarah Armstrong.
fspOHTS STAFF Krwin Fuller. Mac Ma
haffy. Al Walters. Kd Itowland. Ken
Fricndman, Donnic Moore, Nril Leh
rman, Klliott Cooper, Carl Keller, Jim
I'urks. Kusty Hammond.
IMIOTOCKArilFT.S Norman Kantor,
I'.uddy Spoon.
Niuht Kditor
MANLKY SriUNCS
Wwi leader 1IANLEV SPRLNGb
Ihe legislature i slated to de
bale the late ol Rep. I nil Loire's
inlani' uis in est i4.1t ion bill 10
1 1 i 'd 1 1 .
We would siiest thai il Rep.
1 .oii;4 is ti ul inteiested in the ( am
piis iiewspapei. he ionic and talk
with us. And we'll ci 'l.idh hel
him investigate the editoi ial jtoliiv
ol o'.hei ncwspapeis. W'e voluii
teer out sei v i( es.
lpt we think it was etiemel
undei h inded and ( hai at lei ist it al
Iv (onniviii'4 ol Rep. 1 .ony; to suy;
;est 11 tv est . iicj; other papers
indit alinv, he wasn't satislied with
I he DaiU l ar lice! without even
.speaking to us.
W'e volume! 0111 hel) to Rep.
l.oirj, il he plans to tome loith
w ilh anothei measiiie.
1'iiit hi-. ( uncut stab at I hq
Dailv Tai lleel his in estioation
bill should be delealed. And
I .olio's eo should be punctured.
His (onnivinq, is bad lor him,
the Student l'aitv and any icspons
ible legislative body.
'I heii' are too mans worthwhile
(auscs around the campus better
social l.u ilities lor doi niitoi ies. an
additional Irateiniiy limit, lower
date ticket pi ices foi I on; to at
tempt a peisonal publi(it tluouoh
stabbing 1 he Dailv Tar I leel.
W'e surest he do something nin
sttiKtive lor his party and lor the
campus as a whole.
l'ei haps the I'liiveisity Party leg
islative majority can puncture the
1.011:4 ("o and come u with a (ou
st 1 in l iv e liieasiu c.
And mavbe the Student Party
w ill indicate itself ol the blame lor
Long's coo building bill. The SI'
isicitainlv iniuli more icspoiisible
than nieuiber Limits bill would
seem 10 indicate.
At any rate, long's ro should
VIEW FROM THE HILL:
Indonesian &
Indian Roles
& U.S. Failure
Bv GANS
India and Indonesia are two of
the most crucial areas in Asia
and highlight one of the basic def
ficiencies in U. S. policy that of
not understanding the basic mo
tivating forces behind the nations
that it has to deal with.
India, with the second largest
population of all countries in the
world and who forms the dividing
line between the Middle Kast -and
the Far Kast, is in position to be
the bulwark of a military or ideol
ogical offensive by either Hus.sia
or the U. S., and frcm the results
of the election in the province of
Kerala, it may well be a com
munist bulwark.
In a recent article in the New
York Times, A. M. Rosenthal out
lined some ofthe misunderstanding
between the U. S. and India. lb"
e;.;ed the U. 3. 'Utitude to
ward Red China, the donation of
arms to Pakistan and Pakistani
Kashmir, the failure of the U. S.
to realize the economic necessi it s
of the Indian people, and the dif
ficulty of the U. S in understand
ing the cthnocentrism ot the small
Indian states.
There is no question about the
misunderstanding by the Indian
people of the U. S. motive. but
clarification by the I'. S. in form
of action should be sought.
The Indian fear of arms aid to
Pakistan is founded in the his'o:--ical
religious feud that caused
the separation of the vvo coun
tries. It cannot be allayed by
I'. S. words that Pakistan will
not launch an attack against India,
and probably can only be allayed
by equal support lor Indian de
fense. Moreover, about ten years ami
the C. S. made what amy be con
sidered the hig'-iest tl ; pit malic
blunder of the era. wln'ii it hedued
around seiuhnu win1. it to l.nha
and let the Soviet t'uuni make a
token otter belore the U. S. sent
any. in that tunc ol Indian tlrotiub! :.
Moreover, the U. S. has been ex
ceedingly stingy with economic
aid .over ?ince. And the , U. S. .
wonders why Krishna Menon does
not embrace the U. S. with open
arms.
There are people in the lT. S.
state department who think that
India is but a collection ol separate
entities joined touethe:' bv Ike
force of one man called Nehru,
and they talk in terms of the v oid
hat will lc created alter Nehru'
departs. However, what they do
no: realize is that there was
ctKie.'h nationalism in India lo
he m the nation, and probably
enough to sustain it as a nation.
Yet. they lail to take into con
sideration the fierce area con
sciousness of the Indian people
with respect to India. Asia, and
clso their individuals districts . All
these drives -mist be taken int
consideration when formulating a
foreign policy.
The newest republic in the
world - Indonesia is rapidly fall
ing into Russian hands. This is
exceedingly important to the U. S.
defense system, for in the island
republic lies one of the most resource-rich
area in the world.
Here as in so many other
places, the slate department fails
to realize the realities of the
L'lL ABNER
DADA NADA:
"We Have A Kind Of Outer Space Problem Too"
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situation and has acted soley in
accordance with U .S. stif-in'.erest.
The V S. has tried to exploit the
potentialities of this country with
out 1101 icing that Java has ;ho
hiuhest popula'ion density of any
plai-e in the world and consequent
ly is one of the e- ;st impoverish
ed areas in ihe world today,
l-'urthorniore. the U S. lias ignored
to a large extent the driving force
of nationalism which must have
been necessary to unite that is
land republic and which must be
CAROLINA CARROUSEL:
prevalent today
it united.
in order to keep cl
The government at Jakarta has
taken a long step on the road
to et atmunism. Unless the L'. S..
in the true spirit of giving, starts
alleviating some of the Indonesian
problems, this vital area may bo
lost to the free world.
To look at the tacts behind of
the political situation in the world
today might be difficult, but it
must be done.
Ready Retraction &
Able Advances All . . .
Gail Godwin
it
seems that Oct. 17's column
headed "Male Meets Female-Teeth
(let Cleaned" has caused some
disturbance. Therefore, a couple
of items ought to be cleared up.
In paragraph one. the young
dental student's very first remark
was something concerning a coed's
Stratford blazer. A game of "Ho
you know" followed after which
the famous. "Would you like lo
have your teeth cleaned'.'" was
uttered.
Also, in the last paragraph, the
writer urged all coeds to follow
the beaten path to the University
Hospital to get their teeth cleaned.
1 have been informed by way of
'otter from an anonymous dental
student that "The cowboys at the
University Hospital wouldn't know
a bicuspid I mm a molar." I
apologize. More distinction should
have been .made between Univer
sity Hospital and Dental School. I
had stupidly assumed that since
the former housed the latter, one
would necesarily have to go to the
first to end up in the second.
It is always refreshing to have
one's mother down for the week
end. She sheds an entirely new
light on commonplace campus oc
currences. For instance:
On hearing about the food situa
tion during the flu epidemic -
"Why don't they serve sand
wiches and orange juice in the
classes.' Then everybody would
go for free food."
On seeing the Moorehead Sun
dial - "Oh. I wish we could gel
one of those for our back yard!"
While eating in the Coffee Shop,
flanked .on both sides by tables
of college boys -
"15ot darling, why don't you ever
eat at the Monogram Club? I
thought you came here to meet
boys."
'ou know, if somebody had the
nerve to fry it and the luck to get
by with it. he could get thoroughly
educated at Carolina without ever
going to a clas. All he needs in a
bright spark of interest and plenty
ol time. 1 guarantee if he chose
the Intimate P.ookshop and the
Hull's Head for his hangouts, at
tended all lectures and speeches
of visiting notables at UNC. and
just talked to people, he would
emerge a true well-rounded intellect.
It is really too bad that some
system hasn't been devised in
which interest rules over Acadc
mic Protocol. What a wonderful
schedule it would be - dividing
one's time between contemporary
novels, great philosophies, Hi Fi
symphonies and personal relations
with as many of the 7.200 other
students as possible. But who has
time for this, what with monotone
lectures from unchanging, time
worn notes, and quizzes in which
you parrot back the lectures. This
generation is screaming for fresh
outlooks an interesting material:
by Al Capp
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The tMew Cult 1
And Rituals . .
Frank Crowther
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Since other people have their political parties, ;
fraternities, sororities, dormitory organizations, the
IDC, classes and letter writing, I would like to
propose something for those unfortunates who
have none of the above. In this day of the decline
and fall; of almost everything precipitated by the
heartless dismantling of New York's Third avenue
we must not lie down in darkness like
strangers in our brave new world (whatever that
means). It has been proposed, by nobody in par
ticular, that a new cult be established, the cult
of Dada-Nada..
To give you a brief histoy, the Dada half ot !
the cult was established by Tristan Tzara who says
that it was born in 1916 at the Cabaret Voltaire in
uZrich. He wrote the Dada Manifesto in 1918' and
was invited to Paris in 1920 by the founders of
the magazine Litterature., the Dadaist review. In
explaining what Dada was, Tzara said, "I am by
principle against manifestos, as I am also against
pripciples ... To explain is the amusement , of
red-bellied numbskulls. Dada Kas No Meaning."
So, this makes everything much simpler . . . no.
studying involved. All you have to be is an ex-tremeH-
obscure individual who believes in jb
,solut?ly nothing. One must crusade to purvey
this, however.
Now the other part of our little pocket revolu
tion came from nothing at all. Nada actually isn't
much at all. in fact, it is infinity inside a room
wth no doors and the keys thrown away. This U
simple enough. One here must memorize the epistle:
'Our nada who art in hada. nada be thy name
thy kingdom nada . . . ," There aren't really any
rules as to how you say this, as long as it is -not
in English (it's very unfashionable)). Remember
to say your 'hail nadas" and. face the South and
north three times a night to sav "Nada be praised."
After you have done this for several days y.ui
may considr-r yourself a chartered member of the
Dada-Nadaists ( nadabepraisc-d! ). Now you will be
eligible to attend the unscheduled meetings which
arc to be held somewhere at almost any or no
lime. Vou many miss as many meetings as you
wish, s long as you are them?.
At the last meeting, they had quite a success.
One of the members read "A Farewell to Arms"
while loud sirens were being sounded and several
of those attending cut off their neighbor's arms.
I understand that they branched out alter that
meeting. Another fantastic success came about
when the president held a meeting at which there
was nobodv present and read an extensive essay
en the positiveness of negation. This was later ac
claimed as "absolute art" and "pure poetry" by all
concerned and he was awarded his third -'Croix de
Nada."
Here is a wonderful chance for 'those of you
who have next to nothing. Have nothing at all! If
society is oppressing you. arise and be nothing.
If you are convinced that humanity is 'hopeless and
contains nothing (Nads be praised) bi.it incorrigi
ble, ignorant bipeds, here's your chance to let
Nada know that you have rejected all and embraced
nothing.
Hail Dada Nada . . . nada be praised'. -
NICHOLS FOR YOUR THOUGHTS:
Study Tradition
& Indifference
I read that someone is trying to establish a
"tradition of study" in the dormitories. I under
stand that if it works they'll try it in the librarj
A couple of Carolina gentlemen were on their
way to their respective 8 a.m. classes when they
spied one of the local coeds semi-sleepvvalkirtg:. her
way to clas at a pace that would make a terrapin
(non-Maryland type) envious. ,
Since the 8 a.m. bell had already rung; one of
the gentlemen turned to the other and said: "Now
there goes my nomination for an example- of su
preme indifference.' "
So. curiousity piqued, they drew up ort either
side of the girl and started to interview her.
"Young lady, are you going to class?.", asked
one of the gentlemen.
Her eyelids opened about a quarter of an inch
wider. She didn't look up or in any apparent di
rection and her expression remained the same. Af
ter a long pause of silence had passed she finally
murmured a resigned: "Yes." ' '
Her eyelids then resumed their previous a'.m(.
closed position. She still maintained the" same pace
which she had held ever since coming into view.
The three shuffled onward while the would ht -interviewers
searched their minds for more' (ji'-s-t
ions. 1
"To what do you credit your capability for
this amazing indifference?" one of the genklen -n
ns'ced. .
A little quicker on the uptake this time, !
coed replied: "Practice. I have six 8 a.m. classet
The men nodded at this sage bit of obser,vatii:!
and the second thrust the following question v.
her as she reached the building in which she h.t!
her class: f
"What do you say to your professor when y i
come in late?"
Coed: "Nothing. I just smile."
Well, -you know the old saying about askinj
illy questions. '
You know, it seems to me, if you are going to
have a queen at your ballgame it's a lot . simpler
and more convenient to just have the judges pi.k
one for you.
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