FRlbAY,:iiANUARYC17, 1951 FA3E TWO THE DAILY TAR HEEL Editor Answers Questions 1YiIun. to lcai up tlit miml of (Ik- imiloi liu d inli idual mciit toii id cIm-h lu-i v on today's editorial j).i'4e. tlu1 editor should oiiiineiit on tin1 questions asked. W'e feel we aie in a better position to do so than Mi. St hruntek. He asks: Will Don-.; I.isele run lor tlu- editorship the Dailv Tar Ili-el this spring II so. what will he stand lor THIS time?" II the (inrenr editor, tome time lot elections, is making grades Mil licieiit to allow his c ontinnin.; in that post, and il he leels the jol lu-iu'4 ilone is equal to the posi tion's demands, he will aain seek the editoiship. As lor implications that he pro M)seiI a lexision ol the Ili-P.u tisnn Selei lions llo.nd because he liitn sill is a sophomoie. snih a ilaim is totally untitle. It seems that if lie weie a liiemliir of that hoaid. he lould In- insti umental in the ie jeition of candidates vho miht oppose him. In lait. he stands to lose moie l his onunission Iroin the hoaid than il he weie a inciu ler ol it. Mr. .Silnuniek is eoiieit in one declaration: it isn't tic;!it for a sophotnoic or junior editor, seek ing I e i I ii t ioi i . to he a paitv to his own enI n m incut or rejeition bv a hoaid ol nliiih he is a member. And he is loiut in another: the i ui u nt editor is a sophomore, if that's an sin at I'M'.. And what will the editor stand lot THIS time? That's an eas one to answei lor the same "(ompe leiue" a J i i 1 1 won the eleition lor him in November. And if there's au question about iews on eamp iis. national and international al laiis. th(se who ieall tale alout tlu- editoi's iews hae oii! to lead the I n Heel editorial pae be tween w and Apiil. lUtause the i-diroi will hae the same views next Near, il lie seeks re-election and wins. "He (the editor) isn't doinj; any paitiiular service when he eorreets an etror or deficiency in the Daily Tar Heel." writes Mr. Scln untek. "That's what he's getting paid for. That's what he was elected to do. He is. alter all, a "competent" newspaperman." Well.' we're t;lad to see that, aain. we aree with Mr. Selnun tek. We were, as he says, elected to (oneit errors and deficiencies on the Tar Heel. And we atrce with him that such action is not "anv particular service." So until we fail to do the job for which we weie elected, we shall continue in the post knowing that we are suc ceediny; in the job that we're ";et tiivj; paid lor." what we were "elect ed to do." As lor our alleged failure to of fer "lompctent" suggestions to impiose the method of selection of editor, we would repeat a state ment made as lon as two weeks a,o in our editorial cohunn: we do not know of a plan which could assure the selection of a j;ood edi tor every year. If that i.s a sin of incompetence, then ' we plead guilty. litit wc doubt that it is. And if Mr. Sch inntek. himself, can come no with a sure-fire method to improve the current plan for select ins editors, we will lie anions the first to -ive full support for his plan. lint wc doubt that even he knows all the answers. l.astlv. we would tell the student body that the "1)111 facts of life" aie always open to student scrutiny for those wlio have the time and inteiest to impure of us about them. We particularly invite the uuinlormed. lor distortion of truth bieeds best on ignorance. Students Are Poor Sports We hope that State ( ollte stu i!i ins will tondiui llifinM'Ues inoie 1hii m lilv whin the T.e Heels j1,i in K.iUili than did a band ol Moinih ( .'arofin.i .student hvtc V'eines(.iv nit. It now .ippe.us that the IWC studiut both i not onh a mass ol pool losers, but that it is betraxins the line icputation ol its line bas ketball srpiad bv seeking I excuse wlieii that squad meets with pie ( it ioii deleat. I it i ai all was line xhcn ( iiolma went tousistentlx unde l( ileil on the basketball loiut. I he it -am was hailed natiouallx Ioi ii mmuI "spoHsinaiiship." I p students icm. lined gentlemen. Woollen (txmnasiuin was snnv nioiis wilh ; mmI bebaxioi. Now it is (hlleiciit. ()ui basket- The Daily Tar Heel Th- official student p-jbhearton f th Publication Roaid of the L'nivcrsi!y o! North Carolina, where if is published daily except Sunday, Monday and exam riutinri and vacation period and sum mer terms. Entered as second class mat ter in the post office in Chapel Ii!l, N. C, under the Act of March 8, 1870. Subscription rates: mailed, $4 per year, $2.50 3 semester; delivered, $6 a year. $!5 50 a semester. K'htor DOUG E1SELE A'socijtw Editor .. FRANK CROWTTIER Managing Editor . .. ALYS VOORlTEES News Editor PAUL RULE Asst. News Editor ANN FRYE Sports Editor BILL KING Asst. Sports Editor DAVE WD3LE ( fed Editor . JOAN IiROCK Feature Editor MARY M. MASON Business Manager JOIIN WIOTAKER Advertising Manager FRED KATZIN Librarian G LEND A FOWLER Subscription Mgr. AVERY THOMAS SPOUTS STAFF: Rusty Hammond, Elli ott Cooper, Mac Mahaffy, Jim Turks, Jim Harper. KMT STAI-T Whit Whitfield. Curtis (iaiis. Jonathan Yardley, Carry Win ston, (Jail Godwin. Ill 'SIN ESS STAFF WaIkeMMa7t7n John Mjnter. Lewis Rush. PHOTOGRAPHERS - Norman Km tori Buddy Spoon. Proof Reader GRAHAM SNYDER Niaht Editor GRAHAM SNYDER ball j?laeis lenuin jood sports, even in deleat. They withstand antaonisiivj, tailiis aimed at un dci minding their national nuiinin cikc. TJev impress jeojle in Ken liieky; ihey impress people at home. They are the same ;oikI sxrts who brought Ninth Caro lina fame in Kansas last winter. The metamorphosis has oitur led clsewheie. 1 1 has seeped down ihiou'h the all-too lake hont ol a student bodv plush with viitoiN but w hii li i antiot withstand deleat. It has spiead over and almost io eied a shell ol cni lenianb behav ior that oik e made students and team a union of i ommendable (on line t. Overnight, the student bod has bei ome the pool est team at the I'liiversitN ot Noith Carolina. Despite persuasive alibies lor be havior following W'ednesdav night's gillie, there is no ei use u hit h lonunends the bully taitics ol a whole I'niveisitv against io miKked and jeered athletes from a visiting ollejr. Were it not for the Caioliua student body, no in i ident would have followed Caro lina's deleat bv State. Int the incident has oi curved, and now it has passed. It now be hooves every student at UNC to londuit himself forthwith in a manner equal to the sportsman ship ol the team whiih remains undaunted in both victory and de feat. The Trouble From Raleigh has come the re poit that lejr.il licpior outlets in Xotth Carolina last year raii up sales totaling almost .Sf-,l , million. This report follows not loni; on the heels ol anilouniement that Noith Carolina, in 197,7. remained the nation's foremost state in pro duction and sale ol untaxed liquor. What temained untold in both accounts is the fact that "wet" counties in South Carolina reaped sieable t uiitls from legal liquor taxes to support the education pro grams in those counties. "Dry" (ounties did without the benefits. lint the "diys" kept on drinking untaxed liquor and even purchas ed alcoholic beverages in "wet" counties, taking precious dollats Iroin home to help educate child ren across the county line. It al most sounds lidiculotts. Eisenhower's Ship Of State By FRANK CItOWTHEK The picture of President Eisen hower in yesterday's papers re sembled a man feeling his head to see if it still remained intact. Observing the strange reversals of the President's statements of the past week, we might wonder our selves. After appearing before Congress last Thursday a week to present a strangely non-commiltal sta'.e-of-the-union message (which was padded with sweet chauvinisms and nicely disguised burblings by an old hand at this sort of speech spikinq, Henry Cabot Lodge, JrJ, Mr. Eisenhower then sent the legislators a budget which ca'lel for an increase of only $1.1 billion over the fiscal year of 1957, besput (before Sputnik, courtesy Kurt Stehling). His justification for this about face is supposed to lie in the "change in emphasis" he plans for the allocation of defense moneys. Oh. I see. he is about to juggle not only the chains of com mand in the Pentagon, but he intends to play hide-and-seek with its budget. Money, money, who's got our missile money? Why doesn't he stuff the whole Penta gon into a Mix-Master, churn it up for several months and see what kind of abortion results? Wo surely cannot end up with anv more conspiracy or maleficence than already existing therein. The President also stated that "things can happen" in the finan cial and political world in the next 18 months. Well, we're glad to know this! At least one of the warnings of the gloom and doom journalists Ins hit home, but Ike seems to be emtcsted wi'h first base and plans to wait for the next batter. If wc wait long enough, the game mi.'ht be called on ac count of rain in the form of mis i!cs. But he also went to assure us that his doctors had explained to hiai that his mind was functioning as usual. "As a matter of fact." said Ike. 'in a matter of a couple of hours latter his stroke, doctors cre reassuring me that ... at least there was no damage to whatever intellectual faculties I have." Well, brother, I'll tell you that isn't reassuring to me, be cause I always have doubted what was inside that cranium Finally, the I'n ted States" on'y !obe circling satellite, John Fos ter Dulles, was brouyht into the battle once again. They say that Mr. Kisenhowcr's temperature shot ur- and he said. "The last person I would want to see resign is Mr. Dulles .... I think he is the wisest, most dedicated man that I know." Lord preserve us. And he probably will, in for-maldehvde. Different Worlds i9r rt uvv WJS iom Parr im. THE BALTIMORE SUN Don'ts For Congress Are Listed Friend Congratulations, my boy. You will always look upon this as the happiest day of your life. Bob But I'm not getting mar ried until tomorrow. Friend Yes. I know. Durham Sun (Tlic following is an exten ion of remarks by Hon. J. Glenn Heal, Maryland, in tlie Senate last Thursday. It is re printed here from the Con gresxionaJ Record.) Mr. BKALL. Mr. President, t' e Baltimore Sun of January 8 not?d edi'orially that there are a se ries of "don'ts" which it mieht be well for all Members of the 85th Congress to keep in mind during our concluding session. This brief checklist presents Such a com pact and basic guide for us that I feel it should be "must" read ing for every Member of both Houses, and therefore I ask un animous consent that it be printed in the Appendix of the Record. There being no objection, the editorial was ordered to be printed in the Record, as follows: Congress reconvenes in a mood that bodes good in some ways and not so good in others. The mood practically guarantees a rein forced defense program, and that is good. But the rivalry between the parties to show which is the least complacent) threatens rash and ill-considered decisions, too. Herewith, some ' don "ts" for re assembled Congressmen: 1. Don't delude yourselves into thinking that a reorganization of the Pentagon will pass a miracle. Some changes may be necessary. But too often a reorganization merely substitutes unanticipated evils for known evils 2. Don't forget that the goal of our defense program is defense, not aggression. We are not out to start a war. We are out to make and keep ourselves just strong enough to prevent anyone else from starting a war. 3. Don't forget that the cold war is only part military. Economic weapons are just as important. 4. Don't forget that foreign aid of the right kind is a must in this cold war, and that the kingpin of a sound foreign-aid program is the renewal of the Reciprocial Trade Agreements Act. By open ing up world markets this helps other countries to help themselves. 5. Don't think that American science can be greatly strengthen ed merely by passing a law. Strength in science is strength in trained men. Scientific training comes slowly. If you don't think so. take a peek into any contem porary textbook of physics. 6. Don't think that the problems of American education will be solved by a big Federal appropria tion. The wrong kind of appropria tion would harm rather than help. 7. Don't underestimate the im portance of solvency. Behind ev erything wc do in defense, in the improvement of scieuce, iu the improvement of education, in aid to other countries, in the rami fications of our welfare schemes and public works there must be the wherewithal, the wealth, which has no source whatever except in our natural resources coupled with a thriving, expanding system of production. Don't forget the fab'e about the goose. 8. Above all, in trying to correct past deficiencies in our pattern of living, don't make the mistake of abandoning it. To do that would be to lose the cold war without even knowing we had done so. CO Z Ul a. Mark. Twain, being a celebrity, turned the famous erroneous an nouncement of his death into a well-known quip. More difficult was the situation of the obscure man whose death was mistakenly noted in his local paper. The "corp se" hastened to the editor to protest. "I'm awfully sorry." the ed;tor replied. "And it's too late to do much about it. The best thing I can do for you is to put you in the "Births" column tomorrow morn ing, and give you a fresh start." Bird-lovers should note this with special interest: it is really edu cational. A Connecticut lady call ed in an expert ornithologist to help her identify a bird whose strange cry she had been unable to identify. The learned gentleman plodded, hopefully to the indicated spot . where a landscaping project w as in process, and listened intent ly. Then he came back and report ed. The bulldozer on the job was in need of oil. M r u to u JQ oc LU Z fnf iVI'f Kirys JUST P;N!5h'ED I LAST U,'EK I READ 'ALICE I I " I - 1 FADING lPTE5 J IN WONDERLAND.:. KNOWING VjgABBlT.'. J HOtU TO READ 15 TKE GREATEST X"X X :5Tl'M G-GlTmAJX ARE VA STILL SURE WE Vl 1 ??-ALORS.r.f ZEY 11 ( MUS' 3 MXTRA s W , r irl fAI?K,Ag-u Y'TJXSV MERES,GHTSEERS.r J I VOU ARE TAKING ZE NOTP j J. I T If LISA, AN MARCH J J I JgiT ( ZEY SEEM TO BE MONA LISA" OUT TO Kr Z KpJf-y XK HEREON IMPORTANT J ( CLEAN IT EH ? -s Q. to U IT X K'T TxXX Y&J GOTT o o o a. m it- m 1 m . ----- SLIT I wrote uiCKy.j ifl'l.V OA.n Lfc TO WAV'S LlVg Qlrre! ccer. "YOU CLAM YOWRi ALWAYS Is. V 'LS OJASAu If I WASN'T U THAT, YO'JZ VJC VVL(LO a ZS' m 0) .a Answers For Gregory To The Editor: . There's a young man wandering the walks of . the UNC campus these days who, surprisingly, hasn't been told an uninformed individual who doesn't know what's going on up there in those mysterious second-floor offices of GM from day to day. Gregory, that's what I call him, has somehow -formedthe idea that the Newspaper Research Com- f mittee you spoke about recently is bent on taking your job away from you and starting another recall . election. You see Greg reads the edit page religious- ; ly and he was pretty broken up when the last edi tor was shipped out. Perhaps this explains his ig norance about such things his addiction to the edit page, I mean. Unfortunately your job isn't in jeopardy but my friend, Greg, is nevertheless alarmed at the idea. His ignorance on the subject of some pretty vital campus issues has prompted me to write the fol lowing clarification which I hope will appear in a forthcoming issue of the Daily Tar Heel for Greg's sake. Greg doesn't believe anything unless he sess it in print and in the pages of the DTH. It's his paper you know! (He pays for it out of student fees.) This is for Gregory. I call it "God, Mother and the DTH," or "Stargazing into the DTH Editorship." I begin: Will Doug Eisele run for the editorship of The Daily Tar Heel this spring? If so, what will he stand for THIS time? In answer to the first question, YES, the re call editor will run again for the DTH post: How do we know? Why, Tuesday's lead editorial pro vides the answer clearly. In his "Plan For The Probers," Eisele blandly suggests a revision of the Bi-Partisan Selections Board "for obvious reasons": namely, a sophomore or junior editor seeking reelection would, by virtue of his own membership in the selections board be a party to his own endorsement or rejection by that board. Now this isn't fair, is it? What would he stand for if he ran in the spring? Tuesday's lead editorial holds that answer also. Everyone will remember how the present editor was shooed in on a "competence" platform by the two campus political parties recently. He was never called upon to utter a word and became a Silent Partner to the Competence Crusade. He was never asked to give his stands or views on campus, state, national or international issues. That he was com petent was enough and he was elected to the ed torship by the aroused campus public. Now, for some reason, Eisele has seen fit s tell us his views on some of those weighty prob lems of campus life. If I read Tuesday's editorial correctly, the DTH editor stands for MOTHER "selection of editor by popular election is the only fair way to fill the top newspaper posts" for the FLAG "we have a moral obligation, if not a con stitutional one, to get the newspaper to all who are required to pay for it" and a STAR SPANG LED DTH "we need ... a press camera for the newspaper." Saturday, the DTH editor began his election campaigning when he uncovered the grossly un fair situation which exists with respect to circula tion and receipt of the student newspaper in out lying campus areas. After his amazing detection of this deficiency. ELsele said that something must be done in the name of clean play, fellows. He intimated clearly that HE would see to its correction. The sad and misleading fact concerning this situation, however, is that it is Eisele's job to cor rect such situations as undermine the newspaper's management, policies and circulation. He isn't do ing any particular service when he corrects an er ror or deficiency in the Daily Tar Heel. That's what he's getting paid for. That's what he was elected to do. He is, after all, a "competent" newspaperman. But one of the saddests points contained in the aspiring editors treatment of Tuesday's editor ial was that he failed completely to offer '"com petent" suggestions in print at any rate to the Newspaper Research Committee when he appeared before it. None of his "Plans For The Probers" were de signed 10 benefit or improve the real difficulty which exists in the selection and election of "com petent" DTH editors. They were merely platform planks for the coming spring election. Eisele upheld salaries for editorial posts on the paper. He recommended that a program of coopera tion and training with the Journalism school be worked out. Actually, both of these are in effect and are in no danger of being discarded, although the latter situation might be improved consider ably. If more cooperation with the journalism school is desirable and it is then the editor should go about accomplishing that very thing. It's his job. As I see it, the DTH editor has offered nothing new and has failed decidedly to point his finger at the real problem of the Tar Heel editorship. That is, what should be the qualifications for a Tar Heel editor. This is the consideration he and the News paper Research Committee should be giving their attention. Too often in the past, the campus has been required to choose an editor without any fore knowledge of his experience and ability. Like so many popular elections, the appointment of the Tar Heel Editor has been on a personality basis, m part because the student body didn't care, and in part because they just didn't know. Surely it's time for the campus to be let in on a few facts of collegiate life. The students might really be interested to know what the man thev elect to the Tar Heel editorship each year is ex pected to know and do. With this little bit of in telligence, they might even be able to elect a competent" editor instead of the nice guys with the winning smiles who have held the post in bygone days. (Let me point out that I do not in clude all ex-editors of the Tar Heel in this cate e,ory. ; thpJPfCnrarSe -!ueuNeWSpaper Research Cmmoittce. herefore. with baring the DTH facts of life t the campus a nd I charge all aspiring editorial can didates including Editor Eisele vith the re- joPbnmuchty f CXamining thelr Credential the who Tn tT in th '"tare. Became, who can tell, the student body might decide to ?::?txY quaied joeb it Well, that's it Greg. What do you think? WALT SCHRUNTEK