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THE DAILY TAR HEEL
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 1953
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Visiting
("on-r.itulr.iinMs ,iu- in cmlcr nr Don I'ur
t.n! . Rmlv I (lw.mis. Dean Katherinc C.ir
muh.icl ami .ivist.uu Dr.in Smu Maill lor
tniisum.nin- a temporary . 41 cement to allow
o k into tlu- nial ro(ins of sonic men's
(lormitojirs dm in- thi liist footh.il I week
end. It is hoped that this pi at ticc will continue
dm in; Ittttire football weekends, and that
ci haps a pctmatunt aiecinent tan he ar
t.wUed Int the entile ear.
1 his ni.it It a totutete step towanU some
tt ntulied t ampiix 'planning lot healthy t -rdm.uinii.il
ret ualion.
I hoc ate eiy lew outlets in Chapel Hill
lot such ret nation. Time arc fewer com
mon meeting pounds for a hoy and ijitl out
side ol a p.uked tar or a loud pnty. With
tliis kick til Utilities and outlets, it behooves
student ov eminent ;nd the university ad
iniintr.ition to wotk hand in hand in pio-
id;ii; these outlets.
1 he aiecnunt lor today was a step. If
lollowcd b many more towauls a concrete
program of healthy social activity, a more
wht)lesonie stnial atmospheie on this campus
may develop. It is hoped that all patties who
humiliated this temporal y a cement will
look to the future for permanent, far-ieach-in;
t ocducational programming."
Sportsmanship
I ey vejir ptior to football seaon the
tpicstion ol student conduct ha-s come into
lot us. Dining the past several years the prob
lem has been moie unite.
If seems that schools in the Atlantic Coast
Coiifeicnt e seem to be rac ing each other to
see which one tan petpitrate the most in
genious act ol vandalism. This kind of a
contest it never won. lor actually thete is no
piie nor anv object to the contest. Indeed,
dermic tio;i is the only end. and that is not
a wotthv one.
Ibis spirit ol competition breeds more
auitnositv to catty to t lie playing field, but
it mii cly tloes not hired the type of healthy
athletic livahv that is so much more iniXr
t.uit pait ol the auie.
It tan be hoped this year that students
horn all AC.C tollers will acknowledge the
lights of otheis. It can be wished lor that
damage to public pioperty can be avoided.
It can be liked that a liot will not occur
nor that polirc coeuion be necessaty.
If students can leave their fivlittii spirits
in their hip flask, if students tan vent their
enthusiasm through their vocal cords, and if
the students ran be satisfied with showing
theii disappointment of Rlec to their dates
and fiiends. m.i.bc.' just maybe, a spirit of
healthy c omjxM ition can be -developed, and
tiie Atlantic Coast Sortswritei s can consci
cntiouslv give their spottsmauship prie
more than once in five years. This is a .situa
tion to be hoped for.
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Cort Edwards II
According to the latest statistics published by the Census Bu
reau, the number of marriageable women in the United States is far
greater than the number of eligible males. This astounding fact has
lead hundreds of these charming ladies to a very bitter life of
loneliness, frustration, and eventually to an early death.
Therefore, I recommend that American society should change from
a monotonous society in a polygamous society. Lei every man marry
as many women as he can afford to support. This would save our
American girls from wasting away as old maids and permit men to
have at least two wives.
To accomplish this wc do not have to change the laws of the
land. All that is necessary is to merely overlook the existing ones
Polygamy should be governed by the traditional customs of the peo
pie and not by legislation. And since SO per cent of our married
males partake in extra-curricula motel sports any.vay, why not make
it legal and allow them to marry as many girls ai they want?
If this plan is incorporated, it would keep most of the homes ?n
America from breaking up, it would eliminate prostitution, and it
would do away with illegitimate births. Are not these three of the
biggest sociar cancers of our society? We must think of the children
if nothing else.
In order to put this system into operation and to preserve def
inite laws of authority, primogeniture, and wifely duties, we recom
mend that the "Three-way System" of polygamy be adopted. This is
the three wives per husband plan. Number one girl should be the
first and principal wife. Number two would be the secondary wife,
and number three would be the concubine. The third wife is not
necessary to the system, but she would make life much easier for
numbers one and two.
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THE ATLAS: WILL MAN CONTROL HIMSELF IN NEW AGE?
Scientific Progress:
Reasons Challenge
Glenn Oldj
but who shall attend to its moral
complement? The Cooernican
NnmhM k ,. ;u:,c ,u cu Rcvolutions in man's conquest Revolution which broke with the
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alone is responsible for the complete household. She will also be
the mother of the family. Regardless of which woman bears the
child, the children always refer to number one as mother. Number
two would be aunt and number three would be sister.
are long in preparation. Behind
dramatic discovery lies patient
and painful preparation which is
the process of education. The
ego-centric Ptolemaic view that
sun and stars revolved around
the earth was long in preparation,
but it came. Our conquest of out
er space reaps the harvest of this
When the family takes in social functions the wife number one Seniws in man lies in his ability shift in perspective. But where is
always should stand side by side with her husband. Number two lias t0 SrasP swiftly the import of the Copernican Revolution in
to stand behind them with the children and be sub-servant to both every new venture into space and morality? Where is - the break
their husband and wife numbc r.e. Wife number three stays home to change accordingly. In a few with the ego-centric Ptolemaic
The one thing that will allow wife number's one and two p short months since Sputnik man's mentality in human affairs? Must
be compatible while sharing the same husband and household is mind has leaped from missiles to this inner space continue to be
that wife one must be givn the authority to choose wife two. By me;:1' and already the imaginative peopled with imaginative dragons
doing this, the distiny of wife two lies not in the hands of the hus- dravv blueprints from missile of strangec olor and dropping off
drive-ins to the moon.
Man's problem lies in the deep
er preparation, in the slower
domestication of the complex di
mensions of the space of his life.
Even before Euclid men knew
there were at least two sides to
space. Indeed, they linked in
hand, but in the hands of wife one
Wife one may, at any time, chase wife two or three- from the
house, may beat them for misbehavior, and she has complete control
over all of the children. In case wife one dies, wife two is never pro
moted to be wife one. This would lead to too many murders. Instead
wife two must always remain where she is, as wife two, or she may
leave the husband and marry someone else to become his wife one.
Wife three, the concubine, will have the lowest position in
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she will be accustomed to her station in life. The concubine has to space, stellar space that bound
be subservient to everyone in the family, including the children. She earth and star into a universe
must do all of the menial tasks of the household, in addition to and inner human space that
bearing the brunt of her husband's beastly passion and brutality. bound man and man into corn
Under this system the children will have ample love, the wife munity. The laws of the former
one will not have any household chores to do and she can devote all thev knew to be mathematical,
of her time to being a companion and a better wife to her husband, the latter. moral Both were awe
More important, however, is the fact that if this idea is adopted ful, and the fate of man turned
there will no longer be any lonely women in this country, men wii' on mastering them simultaneous
no longer have reason to get drunk and cheat on their wives, the ly. Education was designed to
crime rate will be lowered, and a wholesome atmosphere will prevail keep these two domains of space
as the proper environment for the development of the children. together and complementary.
Columnists
The editor of The Daily Tar
Heel invites as many students as
want to, to write columns for the
paper.
Subject matter ifi not limited,
and every columnist is allowed al
most complete freedom within
the law of libel.
The sole criterion for a col
umn's worth is' its quality and
this will be established on a com
petitive basis throughout the year.
Columns may be submitted at
any time to the editor's office in
Graham Memorial.
The temptation of our Sputnik
minded space age. and indeed
our education, to support it, is to
dismiss this ancient wisdom as
primitive superstition, to drive an
even deeper wedge between the
places that confine the moral
venture to the shall m water of
one5s own mainland or adjacent
islands of narrow .self-interest?
Must thehauntin emptiness of
inner space isolating man from
man and nation from nation con
tinue to be the dominant theme
of poet, prophet, and philosopher
in our time?
Preparation for the healing of
this breach in man's mastery of
outer and inner space is a pri
mary task of our time and cen
tral mission of education. It may
lack the drama of the launching
of a new satellite, but it is justas
risky and even more essential to
human survival. Present plans for
undergirding the sciences, mathe
matics, and languages, important
as they are, do not insure even
a minimal morality essential to hu
man community. For this, aradi
cal orientation to other dimen
sions of education is required.
Orientation of . education to-
a
mathematical and the moral, the
scientific mastery of outer space ward the conquest of inner space
and the moral failure to span the essential to complement our pres-
inner distance between man and ent mastery of outer space would
man and nation and nation in a mean emphasis on the meaning of
responsible human community, persons in their unique inner
the editor unless initialed other- 006 n Ms ri?ht mind WOuld ad" Pa comparable to that now giv-
objects in outer space. It would
EDITORIALS
All editorials in the left hand
editorial column are written by
wise.
vocate surrender of scientific suc
cesses in conquering outer space,
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mean as much radical research in
the motivation and meaning of
morality as we now give to the
mastery and possession of ma
terials. It would mean the wean
ing of the mind from its hypnotic
fascination with bigness and
masses born of preoccupation
with outer space, and the culti
vation of a new regard for the
spacious interior integrity of the
smallest domain of personal res
ponsibility. It would mean creat
ing a new climate of moral ad
venture and daring in human af
fairs to match the excitement of
missions to the moon. It would
mean the same discipline of dis
covery, the same openness to pub
lic review, the same confidence
in the vitality of truht in the mor
al sp'nere as we now give the
mathematical. It would mean the
same patience with the slow and
secret unfolding' of moral self
hood, the same delicate care in
the launching of life, as we now
give the launching of a missile.
It would mean cultivating the
sense of mingled desperation and
hope in every effort to link man
with man and nation with nation
that now qualifies every effort to
link earth with outer space. It
Would mean finally, courage to
put our money where our mouth
is, to begin to pay for what we
preach.
Wc speak glibly of the values
we prize, but what preparation
do we provide? By now,' we
should know there can be no sig
nificant human life, liberty, or
the pursuit of happiness without
the conquest of inner space. Yet,
shifts, here too, come swiftly
even if they arc long in prepara
tion. The Copernican Revolution
in the disposition of the mind
and heart and the conduct of hu
man affairs is long overdue. It re
mains to be seen "whether there
School Starts
At Goettingen
Unlike At UNC
Dave Davis '
The beginning of a new semes
ter, always exciting, especially for
new students who are entering
Carolina for the first time this
year. But their experience will be
quite different from mine about
one year ago when I entered the
University of Goettingen in Ger
many. There was no Orientation,
and no actual date for the first
day of classes. Each professor
simply posted a list of the lec
tures and seminars which he
planned to give, and a date on
which the lectures would prob
ably begin.. The class buildings
were spread about the city (pop.
80,000), and an afternoon bicycle
tour helped me familiarize my
self vith the campus, a word
which can hardly be used here.
The first three weeks were
spent shopping around for classes.
One attends all lectures which
sound as if they might be in
teresting", and from visiting
around, selects those which he
thinks he would like to continue
with for the rest of the term.
Some students attend as many as
40 hours per week. As there are
no specific home work assign
ments, this is not as overpower
ing as it sounds. The students
complete a large amount of their
reading and studying during the
two vacations between semesters,
one lasting two months, the other
three months. This freedom of
choice of the students extends
even further. There are no spec
ial patterns of courses to be fol
lowed in order to obtain a de
gree. When a student is examined
for his degree, he is responsible
for everything in his field. There
fore he need not be told which
courses he must take.
The opening of the school year
was also a festive occasion. Old
friends met at the old tavern to
drinks beer with former friends,
and the new students spent sev
eral weeks visiting these taverns,
in order to find the ones best
suited to their tastes. The old
Rathskellar with the German
band and singing fraternity boys
was' my favorite. About this time
too, the fraternity members were
shining up their dueling swords
and getting ready for rush. The
competition for places is not near
ly so coveted as here, and by
far the majority of the students
prefer to remain independent.
Gradually things begin to set
tle down at the German univers
ities, and the students settle down
to a long cold winter of hard
work and warm beer.
LETTERS
The Daily Tar Heel invites let
ters from readers both in the
realm of praise and in the realm
of criticism. The only stipulation
placed on letters is that they must
be signed by the author.
The editor will print all letters
unless there are so many on one
issue so that only a proportionate
number pro and con may be
printed.
That's What
The Book Said
Professor of Latin, UNC
Walter Allen, Jr.
Tarquinius, the early king of
Rome, was annoyed by the augur
Attus Navius, who said that noth
ing new should be undertaken
without first observing the flights1
of birds. Tarquinius said, "Then,
as a test, tell me if the birds will
permit what I now have in mind."
Attus Navius went through his
ritual and replied, "Yes." Tar
quinius continued, "What I had in
anind was that you should cleave a
whetstone in half with a razor."
Attus Navius took the razor and
cut the whetstone in half.
are enough moral certainties, or
better, certainties about morality,
left in education to bring it about.
But, of this we may be sure, edu
cation has no higher calling in
our time than this, whether or
not Congress appropriates accord
ingly. It may not be long before
we have a missile circling the
moon. How much longer can we
afford to wait for human com
munity to circle the earth?
From The Saturday Revitw
Inquiry
Sam Frazier
The outburst of military action between For
mosa and China has released a flood of comment,
However, in all the things that have been said, very
little constructive matter seems to have been pro
duced. Most of the comments csn be allocated to
one of two prevailing ideas. First, it is assumed by
some that the malady is a political one, i.e., it is
the conflict of communism and democracy, and it
is a territorial question (the pro and con of the idea
that the proximity of the offshore islands and even
Formosa to the mainland of China is natural proof
that they should belong to Communist China). Sec
ond, it is assumed by some that the malady is a
"bad thing indeed" and that Communist China
should be admitted to the United Nations in order
that the presure of world opinion might be directed
to either one of the parties in question.
Ambling through the small amount of construc
tive actions which fortunately have been made, everv
individual is immediately (or should be immediate
ly) made aware of their half -heartedness. -The pa
troling of the area by the United States, the cur
rent Warsaw conferences, and the requests that
Communist China be admitted to the United Nations
are probably the most favorable actions which have
been committed in attempts to heal the "malady."
For the moment, possibly .these are the only steps
which may be wisely made, half-hearted as they
are:
These steps are half-hearted in the sense that
they represent the steps of a near-sighted person
who in the near future will have to walk along a
perilous path, and who neglects to supplement his
vision with permanent corrective measures so that
the path ahead may be safetly trod. Already in the
corrective measures which have been taken, there
should be an undercurrent of movement toward a
permanent corrected situation. And there is such
an undercurrent under way. However, it is not as
prevailing as it should be, or for that matter, could
be.
First, Nationalist China and Communist China
should be viewed as two separate countries. Any
visions of an eventual invasion of the Chinese main
land by the Nationalists on Formosa, or conversely
an invasion of Formosa by the Chinese Communists,
must be blotted out. In a sanse. warped as some peo
ple may feel it is, the Chinese Communists chose
their form of government as did the Chinese Na
tionalists. This is an age in which political self-determination
by an area is the accepted fact, so for
this reason the two different choices made by the
Chinese must be respected.
However, in today's world, peace has to be re
spected and maintained by all nations, even when
areas such as the two in question feel that they
have some private business to "discuss" which is
no one else's business.
Second, Communist China should be admitted
to the United Nations on the grounds that it is a
large area of the world and represents a large per
cent of the world's population. With membership in
the United Nations, more firm contacts may be
made with the people of Communist China, and the
influence of the United Nations in that area may
be developed.
Thus, in light of current facts, these two steps
are fundamental to any permanent solution. It is
necessary that any nation or nations interested in
establishing a permanent solution constantly cul
tivate these two ideas.
View & Preview
Anthony Wolff
A PLUG FOR THE PLAYMAKERS
The Carolina playmakers are rarely the subject of
much student discussion. In a way, this silence is
rather strange, as the Playmakers is one of the Uni
versity's oldest and most notable continuing insti
tutions; but, on the other hand, the lack of stu
dent interest is not so surprising in the context of
the fashionable and more or less general reverse
snobbism which infects a large portion of the cam
f""T "--"y x , pus population. This attitude ap-
t s ""N. Plies aot only to the Playmak-
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tivity which has a tinge of in
tellectual stimulation connect
ed with it.
In the case of most intellec
tual pastimes, however, mas3
participation is not strictly
necessary. In all but the excep
tional case, a good book is as
good as a good lecture, and a
recorded concert will suffice for all but the most
exacting afficionados, who demand the "living" ex
perience of the concert hall. But there is no sub
situte for playgoing for the unique experience of
being a part of an audience imaginatively, partici
pating in the play being presented for its enter
tainment. ' :
Also, as is true of any art, good theatre is very
rare particularly outside the large cities and so
the nearly consistent competence of the Playmakcrj
should be all the more appreciated. , ;
Despite the easy availability to University stu
dents of such a rare and exciting experience, the
Playmaker front office reports that only six season
tickets out of a total of one thousand have been sold
to UNC students. This is a statistic of. which most
of us have a right to be pretty ashamed.
Perhaps it can le safely assumed that this col
umn .will have no influence: certainly no student
should be expected to spend his money without in
vestigation. So all that is asked here and it isn't
much, considering the possible gain is that every
student attend one of the fall Playmaker produc
tions, just as an experiment. Fortunately, this sea
son offers a choice of "Oklahoma," the greatest mus
ical of all time, and "Look Homeward Angel," the
dramatization of Tom Wolfe's novel and a current
.Broadway hit. Take your pick light musical come
dy, ro heavy drama. Just go. '
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