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The U.S. Army and its NATO
Allies probably would be un
able to halt a conventional
ground attack by the Soviet
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Union without
atomic weapons.
This is admitted freely, but
only privately, by most of the
American general officers here
for the 60,000-man NATO war
games.
Those tactical atomic weapons
were much in evidence as Amer
ican, German, and French troops
attacked and defended in ma
neuvers over the sriowly South
German countryside.
But the United States, while
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"Whereas: Many dormitory
residents have been plagued
throughout the year by ants in
the pants, beds, books, et ce
tera, and,
"Whereas: Few dormitory
residents keep food in their
rooms to attract ants, and
vvnereas: inree-men rooms
are already over-crowded with
out the ants, and
"Whereas: The point has been
reached where the ant's motto
has become rem, vidi, vinci,
". . . let it be enacted by the
IDC that:
"All ants shall be declared
Ant Non Grata . .
The resolution went on to
suggest that anteaters be al
lowed in dorms as pets, that
the IDC make it legal to "stomp.
kick, squeeze, shoot, maim,
smash, slap, pound, drown, ir
ritate, and crush to death with
out mercy any little red ants"
seen in dorms.
The resolution states that
copies are to be sent to the
Queen Ant, Pat Adams, Mr. J.
S. Adams, Bill Long, Officer
Beaumont, and Cruelty to Ant
Societies in the United States
and Canada."
tactical reserving to itself the right to
use nuclear arms when neces
sary, would be most unwilling
to be the first to fire what sol
diers "call simply "the weapon."
Without "the weapon," Amer
ican observers and participating
officers believe, a Soviet con
ventional ground attack could
not be thrown back by the
forces now at NATO's disposal
in Europe.
"It would be most difficult
for all .of us, , political and mili
tary k if the Soviet Union, hav
ing announced the attack ahead
of time, said it would not use
nuclear weapons," one of the
nearly 200 general officers here
said.
The topic was one of the main
discussion points ; at the last
NATO ministerial meeting in
Paris. That meeting last Decem
ber ended with the statement
that "the North Atlantic nations
must be able to respond to any
attack with whatever force
might be appropriate."
Proper Balance
"There must be a proper bal
ance in -the forces of the Allies
of nuclear and conventional
strength to provide the required
flexibility," the NATO com
munique said.
It called for the strengthening
of NATO defenses to the point
at which "there can be no pos
sibility of miscalculation or mis
understanding of the alliance's
determination and ability to
register aggression by whatever
means are appropriate and
necessary." j
West German Defense Minis
ter Franz Josef Strauss, who
joined the observers of the ma
neuvers, is among those fearing'
that the Russians might launch
a conventional attack aimed at
a limited objective, gambling
that the objective could be
reached before the United
States could lift its nuclear ban.
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you have your eye on might turn out to be a witch.
After a year of research, the Rev. Joseph Christie,
S.J., a Roman Catholic priest, said today he was con
vinced there are practicing witches in Britain.
"People who think the ciilt of witchcraft died here
centuries ago are quite wrong," said Father Christie. "But
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ciated with evil."
Father Christie said witches
could generally be defined as
persons who believe in the
power of charms and incanta
tions to influence persons or
events.
For example, he said, the
witches of Britain believe that
during World War II, one of
their mass incantations forced
Adolf Hitler to alter his plans
to invade England.
Does Not Find
In his research, he said, he did
not find any evidence that
witches were attempting to use
whatever powers they thought
they had for evil purposes.
The priest said the gatherings
of witches today are more like
social events devoted to such
harmless matters as the chanting
of fertility rites and ritual
dances.
Father " Christie said consort
ing with the devil is demonolo-
gy, ratner tnan witcncratt, ana
he found no evidence that
witches were involved in such
a practice.
When asked by newsmen
what the 20th century witch
looks like, Father Christie
smiled and said, "They certainly
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jointly Sunday at 5:30 at the
Presbyterian Fellowship Hall
for supper and a short worship
service. The program will fol
low featuring the Rev. Horace
T. Allen who will speak on the
topic "Toward One Visible
Catholic Church."
Mohamed Hussein will dis
cuss "Islam" at the student sup
per forum of the , University
Baptist Church Sunday evening
at 5:45.
Hussein, a native of the
United Arab Republic, is a
graduate student in biostatis-tics.
Canterbury Club will meet at
6 p.m. Sunday for evening pray
er service followed by supper.
The program will feature the
first in a series of three studies
of other faiths. "Hinduism" is
the topic under initial consideration.
"New Testa
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sent the program,
ment Towns," for
Baptist Church supper-seminar
Sunday beginning at 5:45 p.m.
Slides of the New Testament
towns will be shown and dis
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materials.
The regular supper meeting
of the Lutheran Student Associ
ation will be held this Sunday
at 6 p.m. Pastor Perry will de
scribe his experiences., as. a
leader during Religious Empha
sis Week at the University of
South Carolina.
A discussion group on Chris
tian Ethics will be held at the
parsonage at 9:45 a.m. Sunday
accompanied by doughnuts and
coffee.
Dr. Douglas M. Branch, gen
eral secretary of the N. C. Bap
tist Convention, will be the
guest speaker at the University
Baptist Church's 11 a.m. service
Sunday.
Students in the Infirmary
yesterday included: Ann Davis-
son, Nancy Walter, Muriel Hogg,
Nancy Young, Ann Womeldorf,
Eileen Paine, Coy Garner, Dhi
rendra Singhdeo, Francis Raper,
Paul Porter, Cecil Procter, Law
rence Rouse, Jerry Goodman,
Nelson Page, Edwin Anderson,
Melvin Simpson, Robert Davis,
Thomas Funderburk, Lizabeth
Rich, Bachir Ould-Rovis, Ste
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Graham Nickels, Louis Schwoe
bel, Kenneth Goodnight, and
Clyde Wilson.
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"A GUIDE FOR THE DATELESS'
With the cost of dating rising higher and higher it is no wonder
that so many of us men are turning to discus throwing. Natur
ally, we would prefer nuzzling warm coeds to flinging cold
disci, but who's got that kind of monej'? Prices being what they
are, the average man today has a simple choice : dating or eating.
Unless the average man happens to be Finster Sigafoos.
Finster Came to college with the normal ambition of any
average man: he wanted to find the prettiest coed on carapuj
and make her his. He looked long and carefully, and at last he
found her a tall job named Kretchma Inskip, with hair like
beaten gold.
He asked her for a date. She accepted. He appeared at her
sorority house that night, smiling, eager, and carrying a bouquet
of modestly priced flowers.
"Now then," said Kretchma, tossing the sleazy flora to a
pledge, "where are we going tonight?"
Finster was a man short on cash, but long on ideas, ile had
prepared an attractive plan for this evening. "How would you
like to go out to the Ag campus and see the milking machine?!'
he asked.
."Ick," she replied.
f 'Well, what would you like to do?" he asked.
"Come," said she, "to a funny little place I know just outside
of town."
And iway they went.
The place was Millionaires Roost, a simple country inn made
of solid ivory. It was filled with beautiful ladies in backless
gowns, handsome men in dickeys. Original Rembrandts adorned
the walls. Marlboro trays adorned the cigarette girls. Chained
to each table was a gypsy violinist.
Finster and Kretchma were seated. "I," said Kretchma to
the waiter, "will start with shrimps remoulade. Then I will have
lobster and capon in maderia sauce with asparagus spears. For
dessert I will have melon stuffed with money."
i'Ahd you, Sir?" said the waiter to Finster.
"Just bring me a pack of Marlboros," replied Finster, "for
if ever a man needed to settle back and enjoy the mild benefi
cence of choice tobacco and easy-drawing filtration, it is the
shattered hulk you see before you now."
So, smoking the best of all possible cigarettes, Finster watched
Kretchma ingest her meal and calculated that every time her
fetching young Adam's apple rose and fell, he was out another
97e Then he took her home.
It was while saying goodnight that Finster got his brillinnt
idea. "Listen!" he cried excitedly. "I just had a wonderful
notion. Next time we go out, let's go Dutch treat!"
By way of reply, Kretchma slashed him across the face with
her housemother and stormed into the house.
"Well, the heck with her," said Finster to himself. "She ia
Just a gold digger and I am well rid of her. I am sure there are
many girls just as beautiful as Kretchma who will understand
the justice of my position. For after all, girls get as much
money from home as men, so what could be more fair than
sharing expenses on a date?"
With good heart and high hopes, Finster began a search for
a girl who would appreciate the equity of Duteh treat, and you
will be pleased to hear that he soon found one Mary Alice
Hematoma, a lovely three-leggetl girl with sideburns.
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