Wednesday, February 8, 1967
Befuddled Briton
Awed By
By RICHARD IIILIBROWN
(Ttie following was over
heard in London recently. The
lady seemed to be telling her
friend of one of her American
experiences, after a recent vis
it. Could it have been a Caro
lina football game?)
". . . Well, yes, there were
all these people, thousands of
them, dressed elegantly
enough for a Royal garden par
ty, dui ail going into the huge
stadium. We had to pay ten
dollars yes dear, one pound
sixteen each to follow them
through the turnstiles. Howev
er, at least we had a seat, not
like at Twickenham where
about 30,00 have to stand for
the big rugby matches, and
. that was lucky because it took
- from one-thirty until nearly
tour to play a game that ac-
luoujr maieu one nour. At lirst
there were lots of boys run
ning around in crash helmets
and bright clothes, with rugby
footballs. Then two large
bands came on; they weren't
very smart at marching, not
JllrO tho, rillQltrJc- ki i. ..." r.
wtib v- uui vao, uui it was
very colourful and they played
the anthems nicely. . . . Yes,
the South has a separate one.
... Then the boys came back
on, but out of fifty or sixty only
eleven from each side actually
started to play.
"What happened next is hard
looked a bit like Rugby
League, except that they could
throw the ball forward. They
stopped every few seconds, and
players kept running on and
off the field and having little
' conferences about what to do
" next. But these don't seem to
have been always successful
as a boy would run a dozen
yards backwards to go ten
yards forwards, with the oth
ers pushing one another all
over the grass, and then he'd
fall over, and two men with
chequered markers would
come out to measure some
thing. I think I saw some
scores, but they stopped be
fore they reached the goal-line
Several Examinations
Credited To i OTE's:: b
By ED SCHWARTZ
WASHINGTON (CPS)
"Wind-up dolls have had their
day; magazine hybrids never
got started; "would you be
lieve" has been run into the
ground it's time for some
thing new. With some finals
just past, a new rhetorical
pasttime suggests itself ex
ams for the examined. "The
examined" are those whose
foibles are on the collective
lips of the ration. The exams
are designed to represent those
foibles. The following are sev
eral to get the ball rolling:
The Hubert Humphrey ex
am: You start off with an orig
inal thesis, but end by repeat
ing the lectures verbatim.
The Bob Dylan exam: Good
answers, but you can't read
the handwriting.
The William Manchester ex
am: You have to cross out
half the essay.
The Warren Commission
exam: Convincing at first
glance, but tends to fall apart
on second reading.
The Stokely Carmichael ex
am: Most of the class flunks.
The George Hamilton II
exam: Youl flunk the exam,
DAILY CROSSWORD
ACROSS
1. Game of
chance
5. Polar or
brown
9. Firm
10. Terrible
12. Non-paying
profession
13. Lace again
14. Ripen,
as cheese
15. Three
16. Its capital
is Bismark:
abbr.
17. Rarefied
20. Large
21. Prate
22. Summer
month
:23. Approach,
-3 as game
? 26. Symbols of
marriage
27. Neat
28. Gold coin
.-29. Type
measures
30. Football
pass
- 34. Jewish
month
S5. Moisture
;36. Climbing
plant
.37. Reverie
39! Explorer of
. . sunken
vessels
41. Former
name of
Tokyo
42. Girl's
name
43. Thin
44. Guns: si.
DOWN
1. Falsify
2. Foreign
3. Edge
4. Poem
5. Discloses
6. Lidded
pitcher
7. Toward
stern
8. Destroying
9. Begone!
11. Shelves
15. Vat
18. Hideous
19. Tree
20. Kind of
roll
FootbaE
and didn't touch it down. Hu
bert discovered they got one
point for the kick. And do you
know, dear, they had four ref
erees! But the crowd didn't in
sult them as they do at the
Wembly soccer games, though
a trainer on the touchline
shouted something rude once
when the referees lost count
of something in the play.
"It was funny about the
crowd. Hubert had his little
flask that he takes to Twick
enham on a cold day, but he
didn't need it there as the tem
perature was over seventy, and
in fact they kept on bringing
round iced drinks. (Actually,
one reason why I get confused
about the game is that I spent
to much time passing drinks
and change to concentrate.)
Yet all the spectators near us
were pouring liquor out of hid
den bottles into the paper cups.
The police didn't seem to both
er them, so I asked Hubert
what all the secrecy was
about, and why they couldn't
go to the bar at half-time in
stead. He laughed and showed
me the ticket: NO intoxicants
"And another thing about the
crowd. Each team had a boy
with a microphone, and some
pretty girls, and they told us
what to shout, and when. Most
of the shouts came when the
boys were at their conferences,
not when they were playing.
Hubert thought this showed
what a silly game it was. He
said some of the players were
not on the field two minutes
the whole match, and then
they have all that padding, not
like rugby where they keep
playing, unprotected, for al
most one and one-half hours.
It looked rough enough to me;
the tackling was hard, the heat
was great, and the boys were
heavy and fast to. But Hubert
grumbled for days about the
money. He said he could have
seen England against France,
not a pack of college boys,
for a dollar and a half. ...
"But isn't it odd to see girls
in heels and boys in suits and
ties at a football match?"
but get an "A" in the course.
The Adam Clayton Powell
exam: You get caught cheat
ing. The TIME Magazine exam:
Your style is entertaining, but
your content is distorted.
The Cassius Clay exam: You
get sidetracked by answers
which have nothing to do with
the course.
The Ronald Reagan exam:
The same exam given in two
different courses.
The Dean Rusk exam: You
repeat the same answers over
and over again.
The Beatles exam: You
scream as soon as you see it.
The Robert. Kennedy exam:
Pretty good, but not nearly as
good as the last one.
The Johnny Carson exam:
The professor interrupts you
every ten minutes for further
instructions.
The George Romney exam:
You decline to answer the
most difficult questions.
The Students for a Demo
cratic Society exam: You at
tack the professor's sex life.
The Bill Movers exam: You
shot your bolt on the first two
questions and leave early.
22. Swing
music
23. Stable
24. Tambourine
25. Sale
notices
26. Soak
flax
28. Statute
30. Citrus
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fruit
31. Kind of
bolt
32. Rose-like
plant
33. Stringed
instrument
35. Style of art
38. Gelderland
city
39. Excavate
40. Man's
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History Highlights
By OTELIA CONNOR
STUDENT ACTIVITIES
The Hellenian was the first had concerned because so
Student Year Book. It was con- liule was done for non
sidered too partial to the fra- fraternity men at the Univer
ternities, and was discontinued git compietion of the Me-
-lteLd!- ll Z&S, sfucced?d morial took so long because
in 1901 by the Yackety Jack. of the faiied
Tj&JJ?& to pay their pledges. Finally,
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The Order of the Golden complete bmldmg- . new pattern is emerging.
Fleece was begun in 1903. Its CAROLINA INN All over the South, according to an article in the
purpose was to include all New York Times, "Negro valedictorians, salutatori-
phases of campus life. cnapei mil was iuu oi wku
The Order of Gimghoul hig houses and inns up until ans and f inalists m such nationally known scholar
was established in 1889. Gim- 1924, when the Carolina Inn ship competitions as the National Merit and National
ghoul Castle was bum in 1925.
The Order of the Grail was
started in 1920 as far as I
have been able to determine,
Phi Beta Kappa was initial-
ed in 1904.
The Order of the Coif, an
Honor Law Society, was es-
tablished in 1928.
Davie Poplar, Jr. was plant-
ed March 15, 1918.
The Forest Theatre was ere-
ated in 1919.
William Howard Taft, for-
mer President United States,
was brought to the University
by the Weil Foundation, 1914-
1915, spoke on "The Presiden-
cy:Powers, Duties, Obligations
and Responsibilities."
ATHLETICS
lina Playmakers, had no seats.
In 1901, President Venable se-
rSrJS5S
where Emerson Field is now.
It seated from 150 to 250 peo
ple. Emerson Stadium, cost $15,
000 to build, seating 3,000. It
was completed in 1916 and was
the gift of Captain Isaac Em
erson, Bromo Seltzer king,
class of 1897.
Bynum Gymnasium, the
first gymnasium built on the
campus, was the gift of Judge
William Preston Bynum in
1905, in memory of his son
who died in 1893 of typhoid
fever at the University.
Kenan, Stadium and Field
House, which cost $275,000
was built in 1927. It was the
gift of William Rand Kenan,
Jr. (UNC 1893), who made his C1 . rp nirtM' J
fortune as the resul of the dis- CW Stt 1 rip fiannea
covery of calcium carbide m ,
when he was a student in The Graham Memorial Social
President Venable's class. The" Committee is : sponsoring an
1 seating -capacity -was' 2,000. mother skiing-rtrip-oto Blowing
-Kenan Stadium was enlarged
in 1964; it now has a 43.000
seating capacity. It was also a
gift of Mr. Kenan, who died in
1965, in his 90th year.
The Kenan Fund, a $2,000-
000 bequest of Mrs. Robert W
Bingham, formerly Mary Lily
Konon wo. moHb in 1Q17 Ffir
the purpose of retaining and
recruiting distinguished facul
ty.
Acrosa
THE DAILY
Graham Memorial, built dur
ing 1924-1931, was a Student
Union in memory of President
i? Award TCidHpr Graham, who
L. Ames Brown, class 19iu, oi
New York' donated &m t0
was duui. une uuiei x
cated on East Franklin Street
where President Friday's of-
fice is now, another where
Graham Memorial now stands,
and a third where Battle-
Vance-Pettigrew dorms are
now. The coming of cafeterias
put the boarding houses out of
business. m
The Carolina Inn was built
by a private corporation in
1924, headed by John Sprunt
Hill of Durham, an alumnus
of the University. In 1935 Mr.
Hill made an outright gift of
the Inn to the University.
Plans are in the making now
to greatly enlarge the present
inn.
The entrance will be on
Pittsboro Street. A new cafe-
teria will be added and the of-
site of the present ball room,
, S w -nSS? Himr
SFMacJune Grant
and the present dining room
public for dining.
NOTE: I am greatly indebt
ed to Messers Battle, Wilson
and Henderson for their re
markable achievement in pre
serving the history of the Uni
versity of North Carolina. Of
ten I have quoted phrases
and sentences, without giving
them credit. But my job was
not to write history, but to get
the history out of the books
and into the heads of the stu
dents, and other people, who
are associated with and love
the University. My apologies,
to the above mentioned three
authors.
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Token" Integration
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(Editor's Note: This first appeared in the Minnesota
Daily.)
It wasn't so long ago that administrators and stu
dents of southern white colleges fought tooth and nail
to keep out Negroes.
While most universities
todav are stm reluctant
Achievement awards are being offered scholarships
worth up to $15,000 over four years to go to predomi
nant white colleges." Some Negro high school sen
iors report getting scholarship offers from 20 to 40
white schools.
This is all very good, of course, hut it still is not
enough. The fact is, as one Negro educator points out,
that "if you're Negro you still have to be better than
the best to be admitted to the white schools. And that
leaves the Negro schools with all the risk students
all of those who need some type of remedial work."
Before one can really speak of an integrated sys
tem of higher education in the South, the predominant
white colleges must be willing to accept not only the
brightest Negroes but also those with the same ability
as the average white students.
New, Kidney
WASHINGTON (UPI)
Awards totaling $743,895 for the
establishment of community
artificial kidney demonstra
tion centers have been made
by the Public Health Service
to the University of Louisville
School of Medicine in Kentuc
ky. A TEACHING
CAREER IN THE
ALFRED I. DuPONT
SCHOOL DISTRICT
NORTH OF
WILMINGTON,
DELAWARE
Salary $5800 o $11,940
Free summer school
tuition at the University
of Dele ware.
Add' I increments for
military service and
previous teaching
experience.
Free life insurance.
Free income protection
plan.
Campus interviewing
scheduled for:
February 9, 1SS7
One of the members of
the Dukes of Dixieland
who will appear Thurs
day night the 9th in
Memorial Hall 10 p.m.
after the game. Students
Free with I.D.
2 1 HEAR M00
REGARD
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and colleges in the South
about admitting Negroes, a
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The airlines are desperately in need of young
men for training as career pilots.
A pilot career offers high pay, exceptional re
tirement benefits, excellent working conditions,
and good advancement opportunities.
All airlines are enjoying expanded routes and
increased business activity Within the next few
years, mqnypilots who joinedithtf airlines after
World War II will retire.
Replacements for these men must be found.
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The Aviation Academy of North Carolina,
located at the Raleigh-Durham Airport, is spon
soring a meeting on your campus to answer ques
tions about flight careers. A major airline repre
sentative will be present.
A FEW HOURS SPENT EACH MONTH AS A
STUDENT PILOT IN THE AVIATION ACAD
EMY OF NORTH CAROLINA, WHILE YOU ARE
STILL A COLLEGE STUDENT, WILL QUALIFY
YOU AS A PROFESSIONAL PILOT.
rr MA IWTBS5T VOU TO KNOlO
THAT U)e P1ANI5T5 HAVE
TELL
Smoking
Poor Achievement
WASHINGTON, D. C. (CPS)
Freshmen who have poor
grades and participate in few
campus activities are also
likely to be smokers, a re
cent University of Illinois stu
dy has shown.
Published in the current is
sue of the American Medical
Association's Journal, the stu
dy of 3,557 freshmen showed
40 per cent to be smokers.
The director of the study,
Dr. Dorothy Dunn, said
"there wag an inverse asso-
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May Cause
ciation between grade aver
ages and smoking." She re
ported 16.7 per cent of the
"A" students smoke while
59.1 per cent of the students
below the "D" level have the
nicotine habit.
Dr. Dunn reported that par
ticipation in campus activities
reduced the odds of a stud
ent's smoking.
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