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THE DAILY TAR HEEL
Wednesday, October 26, 1966
Kiss My Hand
atching A Redskin
Game On TV, When She...
By HARRY FURGESON
; WASHINGTON (UPI)
.News item; The kissing of
Jadies' hands at social occa
sions is gaining fifvor in Wash
.ington. All of the foreign dip
lomats, of course, are experts
at it and some American men
are taking up the practice.
So. I've got the Washington
Redskins and the Giants on
the television and suddenly
she gets between me and the
screen and starts waving the
Washington Post and I says
you are beautiful my dear but
could you step aside so I can
see what play Sonny Jurgen
sen is about to call in this sit
uation which is third and six
on the Giants 34.
She says I am under the
impression that Mr. Otto Gra
ham receives munificent
monetary compensation for
coaching and supervising the
activities of the Redskins off
and on the field and I am sure
if he needs your help he will
telephone you so shut up and
look at this picture.
She sticks the paper in my
face and it's a picture of Lady
Bird holding out her arm and
a guy with a bushy mop of
hah and all dressed up in one
of them white necktie suits is
kissing her hand. I says so
what and she says that man
is Van Cliburn and he is greet
ing Lady Bird as a gentleman
should greet a lady because
Van Cliburn is not only an
internationally accomplished
pianist but he is a true cos
mopolite which is the funny
way she has been talking with
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big words ever since sfte sent
away for a correspondence
course called enlarge your
word power and fascinate your
friends.
She says it is time for Old
World courtesy and gallantry
to find their way into Ameri
can civilization and cultural
concepts so from now on you
are going to kiss my hand,
and furthermore Charlie Crad
dock is going to kiss Helen's
hand and Bob Blake is going to
kiss Doris' hand and John
Maddox is going to kiss Bar
bara's hand and all of you
husbands are going to kiss all
the wives hands on arrivals
and departures from social
occasions and just don't say hi
there when you do it say
something like good evening
madame we talked it over at
bridge yesterday and its all
settled.
I says well all I know about
kissing dames' hands is I saw
a movie once and Marilyn
Monroe says a kiss on the hand
makes a girl feel good but a
diamond bracelet lasts for
ever so a kiss on the hand
can't be the greatest thing in
the world for you. She says
I accept your gracious and
generous offer of a diamond
bracelet which is a commodity
that has been in short supply
in this marital establishment
for the last twenty years or
two decades but you still are
going to kiss my hand and the
hands of my female friends be
they guests or hostesses.
A roar comes out of the TV
and I know somebody has
scored so I says would you
step aside long enough for me
to see what's happening and
she says that won't be neces
sary you can hear what the
man is saying a Mister Gogo
lak scored three points for
the Redskins as the man so
crudely phrases it booting the
pigskin squarely between the
uprights. Real sarcastic like
I says that's just great and
now would you be kind enough
to tell me if anybody is kiss
ing Charlie Gogolak's hand or
is that thrill reserved only
for dames?
She says it is an exclusive
prerogative reserved for the
female sex and no man can
understand its potential for
building and maintaining mo
rale and as sense of euphoria.
Just look how radiant Lady
Bird is while Van Cliburn is
kissing her hand why Barbara
Maddox was saying only yes
terday the main reason Lady
Bird always is looking radiant
is because the diplomats kiss
her hand and Helen Craddock
verified that statement by
stating she personally had
viewed photographs of Lady
Bird's hand being kissed by
ambassadors extraordinary
and envoys plenipotentiary
such as" Senor Ramon de
Clairmont Duenas of El Sal
vador and count Kield Gustav
Winterfeldt of Denmark and
Dr. Guillermo Seville-Sacasa
of Nicaragua not to mention
uncounted legions of such peo
ple as the deputy air attache
at the Italian embassy and
the envoy of cultural affairs
from the Republic of Switzer
land. I've had it by now so I says
if you don't shut up I'm go
ing nuts and how about go
ing away some place fair
ly far so I can watch this
game on which I have bet
ten smackers on a six point
spread favor the Redskins.
She says ah we now are the
crucial stage and focal point
of this fascinating discussion
of contemporary manners and
protocol how would you like
to watch all the Redskins'
games -for the rest of the
season and even have Char
lie Craddock and Bob Blake
and Johnny Maddox over to
join you sometimes on Sunday
afternoon. I will provide the
beer and potato chips or may
be even solid Old World wine
for your consumption and
pleasure but no hard liquor be
cause you might over indulge
and spill some on my rug.
I says that would be just
great but I know there's a
catch somewhere so come on
out with it. She says it mere
ly will be a binding compact
between thou and me that
you will practice kissing
hands until you become pro
ficient at that courtly gesture
and then exercise it at social
events.
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Small Spats Help Marriage.
But Don't Let It Go Too Far
THE VIRGINIANS, Epic Label's hot new
vocal group from UNC, will appear in Car
michatl Auditorium Thursday night as a part
of the Bob Hope Show sponsored by the Ar
nold Air Society. Their new release "It's A
Long Walk Back To Paradise" is beginning to
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MIAMI BEACH, Fla., (AP)
A spirited spat is good for
most marriages, a psychia
trist said yesterday, but watch
out for overkill.
"Marriage fights have the
character of a pitched battle,"
said Dr. Alfred D. Messer.
"Not only does one want to
defeat the opposition, but de
feat him. so soundly that he
will never rise again."
He told the American Psy
chiatric Association Conven
tion : that arguements . are in
evitable in a marriage and
budgets until they build up
to a flashpoint, Messer said.
"There is an explosion," he
said. "One partner will then
drag out a catalog of these in
cidents in an attempt to 'slay'
the other partner."
"What is said in the heat of
battle cannot, of course, be
taken as the whole truth," he
said. Husband and wife must
keep in mind the theme of the
fight and not concentrate too
hard on the particulars, Mes
ser said.
"When most of the frustra
tions have been talked out or
probably offer one of the best discharged in some vicarious
ways couples have to work out
toucny problems.
"Two individuals who live
intimately together must
occasionally frustrate one an
other," said Messer, an Emory
University professor.
Neither spouse makes much
of these problems tooth
paste tubes squeezed in the
middle, dirty socks on the
floor, hurned potatoes, broken
way," he said, the fight can
be ended. At this point one
partner, will release a coy
dove of peace, he said. "The
gesture itself may be quite
innocuous. A woman may de
cide to bake a particular food
her husband likes, or mend
his sock; A husband may de
cide to buy a particular house
hold item the couple had
talked about purchasing.
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DINING
show action across the country. Hope's man
ager has contracted the group to follow the
show to the University of Virginia the fol
lowing night. This wfll be the group's first
major appearance at UNC.
Luncheon Special For Today
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Well, the frost is on the
pumpkin and some of the fin
est acts available are slated
for the area this weekend. To
night, the fabulous Embers
are performing at their club.
Thursday, Bob Hope will warm
the hearts and tickle the ribs
; of a sell - out crowd of
super-cool Tarheels. Also, -tthe
Virginians will be on .hand to
sing their hit single, "Long
Way Back To Paradise."
Friday, Granville West pre
sents a pre-halloween carnival-combo
party in their base
ment, at eight. Appropriate
booths and decor along with
"The Luved Ones" (were the
Shadows) will make for a
hauntingly good time. Best
costume, though not required
will win five dollars, cold
cash. The six bits a stag,
buck a couple, admission
price will go towards a fu
ture orphans' party. Also, the
Tactics will be on hand at the
Embers Club.
The long awaited (ha!)
Righteous Brothers show at
Dorton Arena begins at eight,
Saturday. Starring along with
the Dynamic Duo will be Nino
Tempo and April Stevens. The
exciting Sergio Mendez and
his Brazil '66 will be featured
in concert at Duke Indoor
Stadium at 6:30 p.m.
The same night, the Em
bers club presents the out-of-this-world
Aqua Lads who are
one of the most exciting bands
on the circuit. ,
Sunday the Ed Sullivan
Show will feature James
Brown and his entire show
His previous performance that
included a half dozen capes
was a rage. So try and view
it on a color tube. Monday,
Halloween night, the bat sig-
JLi f"PPsed to illuminate
the northern sky at nine
o'clock.
Comin' up on Monday, Nov
bcei Norton is "anoth
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'eUmrb f6f UreS, four'
hi?c g acTts'. aIonS with a ,
big show. Incidentally, those
I0"!- Wilson Pickett, to
0?avy Stewart, aS
Junior Walker and the All
Stars. Tickets are on sale at
the Record Bar. More infor
mation later.
Those of you who missed
'Who's Afraid of Virgin
ia Woolf?" can see it at Ra--leigh's
Ambassador theatre
I "Morgan" continues to attract .
; large crowds at Durham's Ri- '
'f alto. Ditto for a f'Doctor Zh&'
vago" at the. Center. "Kharr '
t toum" playing at Durham's
I Carolina features many fan-
tastic battle scenes.
"Where do 'in'
people go?"
"Out to hear the
'in-est' sduth-oU
the-border sound
since Tijuana Brass!"
SERGIO MENDES & BRASIL '66
;: stamped envelope , to Duke Sludeiit Union; Boj rat
-!iisH tAJsa Appearing FRED, SMOOT In Person '
of NBC-TV's 'The Wackiest Ship in Xhe Z" '
Ticket Snip? tort tn4
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Even When She Answers, He Still Gets the Busy Signal.
DEAR REB:
0 laey, every time I call my girl, she's either "not in" or "not inter-
, ested." Last week I called her 23 times and couldn't even make a
sfc coffee date. The trouble started when she started dntinn r, o,,w
who owns a Dodge Coronet. Now she goes to parties with him,
dances, football games, etc. Do you think I should call her again,'
or should I forget her and break her heart?
BAD CONNECTIONS
DEAR BAD CONNECTIONS:
I think your next call should be to your Dodge Dealer. Then make
a date to see the '67 Coronet, the car that's breaking hearts all
over America. You'll find that its good looks are pretty hard to
resist. Now, before you break your girl's heart, give her another
break. Ask her to go for a ride in your new Coronet. I think she'll
get the signal. ,
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