Tuesday, August 31, 1971
Evans Witt
Jim Minor
A meiv car trap for Carolina
A IJNC campus
The Daily Tar Heel
believe it
'I -a o cx trendy popJar rr.ag'i:r.es of
today are "True" a-d "I or Men Or.ly."
Both feature lusty rnd-j action in
excitm?. dar.zerous -.;t - ao . r.s Ir. an
effort to kvc-p with the times and to
present us readers with the best
entertainment availad le, the Carolina
Press is printing "The Courageous
Carolinian," a colie-.tior. of strange Kit
true a.ts oi dar:ng that h a v.- occurred on
the l.'r.i-.ersity carr.pv;
Although the hardha.k edition has not
h-.-'.-n issued, the editor have consented to
letting The Hail lar Heel g;ve thumbed
descriptions of a few of the action packed
episodes included :n the hook : .
I PASSF.lJ I OH A-l AND I A during
student, through planning and trickery,
parks in the l.'nion parking lot tor an
entire day without heme towed off.
I III L'Nhl I I1.V1.K One man s story
of committing the ultimate ssn. I. earn of
the degradation, the dar::n;ng of his soul,
when he denies th.it "Jesus ( hnst
Superstar" is more sa-red than the fiihle.
NIP INT HI Dlhl.I IKON S I OM ACH
OI SOU11I CAMi'lS A laminating
story o! how a .lii'htly overweight hoy
eats three meals a day lor an entire school
vcar at (fuse Cafeteria without once
throwing up. I his i, a Mood curdling tale
not tor the squeamish.
d III- WIN M K OI '7! 'I w.) freshman
hoys discover sex and maturity when
they offer a flower lady a lift in the
wintrv weather. I he joy ride down
Kina Size Mattress
BankAmericard
m
70!
Prices
Good
Thru
Sat.
Aug. 28
Animal Print
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LAWN
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PAPER 4 STORAGE BAGS
TflVFI S Easy storage for all C4 QQ
IWIIUI.U A jfln out-of-season clothes 0 177
Reg.3 S7c Plastic Zipper Top
of not
K'.r.kli.n Street well g:
an i r : ; t e rr. e t .
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TOO (OLD TO HANDLE -The
incredible story of Judy, who enters
Carolina as a virgin and stavs that wav.
IMPEACHED -The tragi: tale of a
strong-willed Carolina Union president
who is taken from his office after refusing
to book even one member of the Taylor
family for Jubilee. It is highly moralist:;
in telling of the sorrows of one person
who tries to fight the millions.
THE PERFECTIONISTS -The httle
known story of the 1935 Offue of
Admissions. Through remarkable sense of
dutv and supernatural insight, the
administrators admit only enough
students to fill all the available housing.
You wd! not believe this one'
ST AN DINO ROOM ONLY -Chapel
Hill theatres run new movies for an entire
month. Not once was "The Graduate" or
"MASH" shown. Learn where the
I -okir.g agencies went wrong.
THE POLITICAL FANATIC The
wierd story of a student who actually
read- Daily Tar Heel stones on the
Student Legislature.
SABOTAGE Two radicals plan a
detailed raid on the Chapel Hill
Telephone Company. Learn of the havoc
and confusion they create when their
espionage is carried out. No unwarranted
overdue hills are mailed out for two
weeks before the company brings things
back to normal.
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Incorporated
108 Weit Mom S'ee Corrboro
In
downtown
Chapel
Hill
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f:r-wn as the Stuier.: En
The Ur::vt ::::'
s,e:h:ng ar y-t it.
N -. - -j - r - h j -ii-d;
of vquare teet ;: the ,
red Such a devel:r-ne
& r 1 '-
What appears tu be a mixture sir.d
ani grael is eir.g carefully spread where
the B.ngham Annexes disprearei :r
n.;r. R -
. . . f
Ke;r.g e.T.pl-ned to levrl
lot's surfiwe and tc put in new parking
-.pots. ArJ. of .ourse. sjr.ee the annexe
jre gone, the lot is much larger than 1:
wus last year when the bumps and ru
rea.hed new heights and lows.
But the I -A will still only be i a faculty
and admmi-tration personnel with those
adventurous students who d-re to park
there risking the ubiquitous Officer
Sirnrns ith his trusty pad of one dollar,
red parking tickets and the always present
w alkie-talkie to call in the b:g guns of the
parking battle in Chapel Hill -the
wreckers.
Even as the L'nu.r. parking lot is being
improved to what appears t be an almost
usable condition (the comm.g of the
Chapel Hill monsoon wdl decide the
issue), there appears on campus another
lot which is worse -yes, more dangerous
to axles, transmission cases, oil pans and
suspension systems than the soon to be
legendary Union lot.
This new car wrecker, born of recent
construction on campus, is behind Carroll
Hall.
In the area immediately to the rear of
the addition, on the sk pe of the hill
between Phillips and Venable is the new
automobile obstacle course.
I ventured into this unmarked disaster
area one day as I was trying to park my
car in order to go to Y-Court. Although
this was actually after the close of
summer school and even before the
opening of orientation, the campus police
were out in force to keep me from
parking near the Y.
And the trick about this new car trap
is that a number of paved parking
lots-which are always filled form the
entrance to this new lot. As one is
cruising through the paved lots looking
for that rarity, an empty space, it is quite
easy to make a wrong turn and become
caught in the trap.
Classifieds arc good
for children and other
urowino tliinus.
if you want to buy, or
$1.00 for the first 25 words and $.5 for each additional word
ALL CLASSIFIEDS MUST BE PRE-PAID-Come by the DTH
office any day, Monday through Friday, between 1 and 2:30.
mm
There are two characteristics which
make ':h.s new lot as deadl or more so
F's "; e""i'"ed efor? -t s
situated or. a hill. This mean? that ycu
-'d v -urse'f m the muJ and ruts shd:-.2
down the hill. ;:h you: wheel- spinning,
whether ou were trying tr go up c:
Jown the hl o::gmai: .
Second, all the wate: from around
Phillips and Memonal Hall must merge
and flow through this lot when the rains
. o.:. because there are ruts in this l-t
that ou simply would rot believe
Ken Ripley
ater
It had fallen out of m old trurk. that
tadmg. crumpled sheet of paper. 1 hadn"t
seer, it for ears -not since the summer
before my freshman ear. 16. It was a
hnef letter to my Mother for he:
birthday, and I had called 1: - September
Parting."
-When we part." I had written, "it will
pr.-.baMy be ungracicu. When the time
cries. Dad will clear h;s throat and say it
is time to go. We will walk to the car
together, me in the middle. ou and Dad
on either side. You will hug me tightly,
afraid to let me go. and will offer me
your cheek. Dad will say a few mar.h
things, telling me to write, study hard, be
good, and then he will shake my hand.
You will echo cheerfulness and
confidence, and tell me to keep my feet
dry. my clothes clean, and to be good.
You and Dad will get in the car. and
slowly and irrevocably drive off-maybe
looking backward, and maybe not.
"No doubt, later you will cry.
"I. for my part, will not hear half of
what you say. but will stand impatiently
awkward, anxious to say goodbye and
afraid to do so. I will be worried and
preoccupied for myself. You will offer
me your cheek, and I will self-consciously
peck it and mutter some
goodbye-sounding phra.se. I will shake
Dad's hand at appropriate intervals, and
will wave as you drive off. When you have
turned the corner and are out of sight. I
will stuff my hands in my pockets, put
Sports Proven For
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The l'r.:.-r. lot had ruts up to rr.abe 1
t and a half 0: t-o feet deep, but th.s
- has ruts that are a ceo J tw s and a
i..e g.ea. ...a. a . . f . .s..c c. -.. v..fc.
H..1 mud flats is Snared by this ne
car-eate: - wher. it ha rained, mud i
spattered all oe: ou: car Ir addition,
when ou get out of our car. your foot
is grabbed b this red clay paste which
does not seem to release our foot.
W:
brie, s . a e w a . s . o u : 1 r.
OO Will CF
SOU OUi v-1. mi ..c. a..c CjccKi
. ;v
go back to rr.y room ar.d vr.pCK.
"Ar.d. no doubt, later 1. too, will cr ."
It's not hard now. however distant
that long-ago time seems, to remember
the effect that note had on m parents.
And 1 can still remember, with s-me
nostalgia, c:
process v
breaking a way
parents and watcnir.ii inem uroe
u , . v. ... o
As I had described it. so it happened
I he tenseness, the awkwardness, the
lumps ;n the throat were all there. We had
gone through all the usual Mutt piling
the suitcases, and the trunk, and the piles
of boxes ir. my room, formally shaking
the hands of my new roommate, still .1
stranger, going through together the long
list of things the orientation people had
decided 1 should do.
We postponed the parting as long as
we could, walking around campus and
having lunch. But soon, too soon, we
could avoid the inevitable no longer. My
mother didn't ward to leae. she was
dabbing her eyes as they drove off. 1
wiped mine that night, and knew without
doubt that freshman year had begun to
better or w orse.
It's been three years since that whole
soggy episode, and the senior s ear seems
lifetimes removed from that t:rst
good-bye. This time I was eager to leave
home and get back to school and my
friends. My parents didn't wan to drive
me to school. Thev had left two davs
CONVERSE
B&ketball Shoes
High or Low Topt
Only
$10.95
Consistent Dependability
UARDUARE
At
Ctstpt
Shepplnf
Caotf
sell, or rent, etc
ire that ea:th . reddish--:
indicates that ou hr.e or.e
a good pair of sr. -e
There .s at lea-t a v.ght
the success-
he trior : m
been cured b the m.
1 .
Not a sma.. 0
:micu:e one.
Until ou have
behind the addition to t a::,
carefully, in hopes that omet:
been dor.e. beware of the new c
j
previous. on .1 .up "
So mew here ;n mat three . . o . o
4c I ..aci jM,.w. v v ... . 1 -
;;cS .cil .O ic i S.... ......
broker, those lew rnct h ::. sl
v ear
I ach ear's rreshmar , -
d i 1 . r . . i . a v. . . 1 .
remains the va m e Hut as 1 a
around these last tew d.o s, I . .
but notice hvnv the v;:y.c s, c -pp.
cadi ear. I he fa.es ch.;"gc. "O '
tableaux ot parents w ;th .h -d .0 :
familiar the proud t.tth.er the vet .
concerned not h e r . t h e s'. ;gh : .
embarrassed tuture dr.. lira student
It isn't hard to understand ,,nd. in ..
more humble moments. : s ;-p. ;!.-.
Because whatever wc are t- 'd C.o .
is a chance to gel .. go.ul educ at;. ". ' -improve
ourselves, to i.r.d ourselves,
make triends Carohn.i i- .; . ,;r le.:-' :
separation of the old ft on the m w
matter how tancy the spee.hes tlie-e p '
few dav s have been. :.. mattei h- -w e :
Orientation sophomores h.i. !.
abs.rb new freshmen ir.!-' c i t.-. :1.
difference bet w een .1 !i;gh h "
living at home all ins life and a , !'
freshman on his own o .0: . i!
hurt.
I he lost lew days, and som. :;
months, of college can he trcr:e- ! .
lonely no matter how many hands . , .
shake. Eor the tirst time, a tiesb.r.i.m o
truly alone. He can enter 1 :i t . .::;pu
life, draw into fits studies, have as ;: . .
fun as he wants Bu! he is as .1 ,; , f,
lets himself be. He can. it lie waits. : . .
return to the pas! and go !. .n;v
weekend.
Or he can shed his ten- s i ;
shame, and get on witii it.
QUESTIONS DEMAND ANSWERS'
HAVE YOU RUN OUT OF THEM?
You are invited to h.jr Hihhc ai
answers to today's (pjf.-stions at
Gerrard Ha!) e-.ery Sun .,! UJ A .'.
(ao'ult discussion qroui; A 1 1 00
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