The Daily Tar Heel Tuesday, November 9, 1971 Leaven Cabal 6 Cat low9 Indigestible Adrian Scott ex "oerience I np 77 Jr i I Ml comes South One afternoon last week, after a hectic morning which kept rne working well past my usual lunch hour, I staggered into the Pine Room ready to eat practically anything - which is about as ready as you have to be to venture in there. I banged through the turnstile, grabbed a tray, and rushed across the no-man's land of the newly renovated cafeteria section to survey the fare. There were some '"veal" patties in grease sauce, some chopped meat patties in grease sauce, and some other unidentifiabSes - also in grease sauce. It turned out that I wasn't as hungry as I thought. Unfortunately, when I surveyed the Chapel Hill film fare for this past weekend, my instincts didn't serve me quite so well. Like the Pine Room lunch menu, the selection - '"Preacherman," "Marriage of a Young Stockbroker," "Omega Man," and "Catlow" - was something less than palate-grabbing. But determined to see something, I chose what I took to be the least of four evils, "Catlow," a Western directed by Sam Wanamaker and starring Yul Brynner. There was a book, apparently of the same name, by a certain Louis L'Amour. Roughly, the film goes something like this: Catlow (Brynner), at the depilated head of a gang of gur. slinging hippies, rustles some unbranded cattle ("Mavericks") and drives them through Indian territory to auction at a tidy profit. His old Civil War buddy, now a marshal! played by Richard Crenna, pursues, and stages an unsuccessful ambush. Caught with his pants down, Catlow blasts his way out with a derringer hidden in his boot he has asked to die "with his boots on." The bad gang scatters - corpses littering the ravine and only the leader, Miller (played by Leonard Nimoy of "Star Trek" fame), stalks on. Through a rarely amusing cycle of ambushes and escapes the action proceeds (or recedes) to Mexico, where the Catlow gang is after a shipment of "maverick" gold. The gold, like the cattle, belongs to no one in particular, thus possession is the only legitimate claim. Catlow's thieving is portrayed as merely the transferring of property i.e., not really stealing. Attempted humor blurs with attempted romance, but the aging Brynner, funloving good bad-guy, is hardly up to it, and Richard Crenna, though occasionally funny, is more often just sloppy. A lesson is to be learned from all this. Next time your stomach rebels at Pir.e Room fare, take the long trek up to Y-court. Perhaps the Pine Room people, taking the hint, will throw away their usual slop and start disgorging edible, if not gourmet, vittles. THE BRITISH INVENTED drawing room comedy, so I suppose they're the ones who have to be credited with the realization that there's something inherently ridiculous about their Upper Crust - those people who, as Henry James said in another contect, would be "infantine if infants ever expressed themselves in falsetto." Imagine a world in which one's major concerns are getting "dressed" for the inevitable seven o'clock dinner party, worrying about a scratch on one's Rolls, and tending each year's crop of chestnut and bay thoroughbreds. "See No Evil," with Mia Farrow, is set in just such a world, with its wrought iron gates, well-wrought urns, long drives, rolling English lawns, glacial white country DUKE UNIVERSITY UNION DRAMA COMMITTEE presents r A oo Q) rl, BROADWAY AT DUKE PAGE AUDITORIUM; Nov. 15 - 18; 8:30 p.m. Reserved tickets 8.50, 7.50, 6.50 Nov. 16, 4 p.m., 5.00 Reserved TICKETS AVAILABLE AT PA GE BOX OFFICt PA ID MAIL ORDERS A CCEPTED TO BE PICKED UP AT PA GE BOX OFFICE. 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Of course, the crime is unmotivated; or at least it has no motive beyond the hatred of a Satan for anyone happier than himself. I rather liked "See No Evil despite the elements of put-on. and the main reason was Mia Farrow. Farrow, playing 3 blind girl who is first hunted by the killer, then kidnapped and abandoned, takes a role which a less tasteful actress would have turned into a virtuoso performance and makes it convincing. Her desperate determination and human dignity are almost out of place amid the artifice of the film - the quirky hand-held camera, the strangely angled shots, the hyper-stylized presentation of the villain fall you see of him for the first half of the film are his cowboy boots and his identification bracelet and particularly abrupt hand gestures). But Miss Farrow brings it off and in the process makes "See No Evil" a good night's entertainment. It's playing at the Yorktowne. 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"GET THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE!" The Pinks start to clear the hall. 'Christ, this!! take at least two hours .... look, the group's going to be here in half an hour ...." 'i MUST have a piano tuner ... Ian will go out cf his mind if there's no piano tuner." About six groupies mill around. "We're with the group." Groupies start getting dressed up and readv to start their bie pitch. "OOH! There's Ian!" Ian Anderson stalks into the hall w jth a tote bag on his shoulder, and guitar and flute under his arm. Feverish activity among roadies and helpers. "That speaker to the front . . . get that amp over here ... I NEED A BLOODY HAMMER!" Finally, some kind of order reigns. Jethro Tull do their sound check, while Curved Air play soccer on the court w ith an old basketball. "No, we can't let the people in for another half hour. Tull run through 'A New Day Yesterday." Suddenly, the sound of a crowd on the move, and people start sprinting across the floor to the front. Both groups retire to the dressing-room. ''We want beer, ice and food . . . TONS ... of beer. NOW!" "There's no way we can get a car out ... no way in the world." "Don't worry, someone's gone ..." Curved Air start to play. The lights, four huge spots, flash on and off. Th; bass drum pulsates with green, blue, -and yellow in tune to the music. "What do you think?" "Oh, definitely psychedelic." Curved Air finish. Lights corns up. groupie sits embroidering 1 der.impck?: A policeman confiscates a toy nrp'a-? Tull start to get dressed, in an amar:-; assortment of multicolored gnome su:; hot pants, candy striped tailcoats a-j skin-tight leotards. (Meanwhile, some people gtt bust for breaking and entering. Two of ther handcuffed together, take off into night. "I'm sorry', chief. m cuff must have walked away.") Pandemonium as Ian -prances onto the stage. 'You'll just have to .- imagination if it doesn't come out !: the record." Cheers and yells. Ian starts clowning, holding his between his legs. A drunken couple down b th? :-; starts to boo. screaming that the ). .. . been cheated because the main attract: had started late. Immediate reaction from Anderv--. who gesticulates at them like a dru-.V . gorilla. Tull start to play, against a tidal f. . of noise from the audience. Ian keeps up a continuous d:sp!i acrobatics, leaping, pirouetting, sinking t his knees, exhorting the group. He clutches the mike to him. fond:, it, caresses his flute, croons, sere a a-; tosses his hair back. The whole group line up on the f: of the stage to announce the next v ; A NEW DAY. YESTERDAY!" they shout ' 4 A NEW DAY YESTERDAY!", over and over aga n The music goes on and on. Jethro 1 . moving from one song to another with-.-..: a break, playing far into the night. The other players leave the stjc t the guitarist, whose solo dissolves m: Bach prelude, and then swells Kivk : screaming Clapton. 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