1 1 t i 1 1 I i t i J 1 1 1 S i n Feature magazine of The Daily Tar Heel l j J .. s . j . i i i Mm J i Ks2y: Zy f j r j j ,v 3 y y 3 i j j i i ! II i s ! ! 1 i 1 tl 1 5 I! M 1 u Me, two grs and a summer of adventure By MARK MURRELL I'm in love with them both now. I have tried to fight the hot, passionate feelings that began while we sat on our front porch eating junk food and watching the sunset over Greensboro, but I can't. I realize now I must have them both. "OR some reason, that's " how most people expect f jl me to capsulize my summer with two female housemates. But is wasn't like that at all. Life with Melanie and Dinita was different from what most people told me to anticipate. I'll never forget my mother's first warning when I told her in early May that I would be living with two women all summer. "They aren't as clean as you think," she said. (She had once successfully discouraged me from buying hamsters with the same line.) "You shouldn't depend on them being able to cook either, and if I know girls, they'll probably run around half the time with nothing on but a bra and panties." That settled it. There was no turning back. The following week, we sublet a house from a university professor who agreed to bill us as "a young couple and a friend" to his landlady,, and the great adventure began. First, I was faced with explaining my summer plans to friends. "Wooooo," they would Sea LIVING on paga 4 Thursday, September 4, 19S0 J ... v. i ,- i A( , A I xi. r - --t -s 1 - ! if J X - ; S- i I a t '! V-.- L- - X ' 1 nS. s - '- I . ..... . .. . i I Xx - r Men really aren't terrible lioiiseinates By MELANIE SILL U OU'LL hate it," my friend, said. "It's just like living with a 5-year-old child. Or a dog." "Come on," I said, laughing at her. "No," she insisted. "It's true. They belch a lot. And throw their xlothes around. And never do-laundry." I shook my head. "You'll find out," she said, nodding sagely "Men are terrible roommates." That was in May, before I moved into a little house in Greensboro that was to be my summer home. It was the perfect house in the perfect spot, and the fact that I would have roommates of both sexes didn't faze me a bit. "Big deal," we said. "Rent's cheaper split three ways, and we're all good friends. No sweat." It didn't take long to find that not everybody in the friendly city of Greensboro had the same casual attitude about opposite-sex roommates. Chapel Hill seemed a long way off. In hunting for a place to stay, we discovered that doors closed quickly once prospective landlords found out that three people of two sexes wanted to live in one place. We lucked out, though. The people we rented from had personal experience in trying to find a place to live without a marriage license. My folks were cautious but resigned. I guess they didn't Sea CO.V.PAfJY cn psa 5 ! i ! ! 1 I i 1 i 1 f f I i I!