The Oafly Tar Heel Tuesday, September 17, 19855
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Students, Student Organizations
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Businesses:
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FOR SALE ads wUI run five days
FREE for students, student organi
zations, and Individuals for Kerns less
than $500. Price must be stipulated
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diately If there are mistakes in your
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announcements
GEOZGES ha moved it tmal shop
that was on East Franklin Street to TOE
COUKTYAKD. behind the Pye
wacket Resturant, 431 West FrankBn
ST. W still sell afanoct al your molting
needs. Look for neon sign in window
Hying "smokeshop."
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asaaic frutrity taaoacM fwamal
mk, Sept. 1 tbrss1 Sea. 23 for
latere. acdbae. C3 t3S-24S9
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Attention! All people who sold book through
the APO Book Co-op. If you have not yet
claimed either your books or money - Wed-,
Sept 18 the absolute last clay!! Bring blue
slip to APO office in Union Basement
Binge eating problem? Free group counseling
plu $50 in return for participation in research
project. Must be within 30 pound of normal
weight and not purging. Call Janet Coffey
at 929-2587.
Experimental haircuts. CaB Chip-933-4617.
If you have had your stones bruised or your
privy member cut off, Listen! The Clef
hanger need s first tenor) Auditions art
Sunday, Sept. 22 at 7.-00 p.m. Sign up at the
Union Desk (or place and time.
Zeta Phi Beta Sorority Inc. wiD sponsor its
Fall Rush at 7:00 p.m. in the Carolina Union.
Featured speaker will ba Clam Morehesd.
INTERESTED IN WORLD politics United
Nations? Come to the UNC Model United
Nationi first meeting: Frank Porter Graham
Lounge, Thurs. Sept. 19th 7:30pm. Be There!
lost and found
FOUND: Walkman radio on Cameron St
in the bike lane. If yours, caO 965-4255 and
ask for Kevin.
THE GOLD
CONNECTION
1st
ANNIVERSARY
SALE
Sept 11-18
DON'T MISS IT!!
128 E. Franklin St
Downtown
Chapel Hill -Right
behind
Johnny T-Shiit
APPLY
T h e C A R O 1 1 N A
STUDENT FUND
is now accepting
APPLICATIONS for
MEMSSnSHiP
Applications can be
picked up and turned into
the Union Desk or the
CSF office on ih floor
NCNB Plaza. The
Desdlinafor
applications is Sept 25 at
5:00pm ,
GET IN TOUCH WITE
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CONESTOGA ICE HOCKEY-I found your
keys. CaO 967 2558 to claim. Ask for Greg
or Rick.
Found: in front of Greenlaw on Mon. Aug.
26; black onyx stone with crest Call 929
0337 to claim.
Lost on Sept. 11, a semester bus pass issued
to Sarah Keever. If found please call 968-8145
and ask for Beth. Keep trying!
LOST: My wallet was stolen from Kenan
Dorm Wed. night, h is rust-colored with tan
trim and contains aO of my IDs and other
important papers. Please caH me if you find
it 933-1455.
PARROT: DOUBLE YELLOW-HEAD
AMAZON LOST. I would give the shirt off
my back to have him back! PLEASE call
Karen if found or seen. 966-2056 (8-5) or 968
1385 LOST: A dark Brown leather wallet at Soap's
last Saturday. Contains identification cards
and important papers. Suitable reward. Cad
967-6303, leave message.
LOST: CAR mats for Volks. Rabbit at the
Swish Car Wash in Carrboro on Sunday
rnorning. Please caH 967-0222.
LOST: SMALL WHITE MALE KITTY.
Found on campus and given to mystery
home. Original owners have loved him from
infancy and want him back desperately.
Please contact Katharine or Randy at 967
9172 or leave message.
FOUND: KEYS BETWEEN book store end
library with keychain initals EAR Come by .
DTH office to collect
services
ABORTION TO 20 WEEKS. Private and
confidential GYN facility with Saturday and
weekday appointments available. Pain med
ication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-0824.
TYPING, WOKD PROCESSING: fast,
reliable, accurate. RUSH JOBS WELCOME!
Theses, dissertations, short papers. CaH
Doug. 962-2307, days or 929-2270 after 5:00.
Stereo Problems? I offer fast, personalized
service, guaranteed repairs and reasonable
rates. Twenty-five years experience in audio.
For stereo service call 929-2841.
Don't settle for second best CaB EJ and
Company for the best mobile sound show,
around. 4 hours for only $150. Call Andy at
967-8871.
N.C.'S FINEST MOSILE SOUND
AND LIGHT SHOW, with the '
hetteet DJs, wajste to asake yor SHtxt
party success. Far boolria ca9
933-3358.
PREGNANT? NEED HELP? Free preg
nancy testing. CaUPSSat 942-7318. AD
services confidential.
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE?
SCHOLARSHIPS, GRANTS, STUDENT
FINANCIAL AID AVAILABLE- 145 MIL
LION WENT UNCLAIMED LAST YEAR.
SEE IF YOU QUALIFY. WRITE FOR
DETAILS. NATIONAL COLLEGE SERVI
CES, P.O. BOX 395, HENDERSONVILE,
N.C. 28793.
FALL SPECIAL
FBEE uki ovr mmd bmt
iter pbotosrapka. Cafl 943-7894)
for at appoiataoeat.
help wanted
Immediate opening for 100 plasma donors.
Earn extra money. CaB Sera-Tec biobgicais..
942-0251. 109H E FrankBn St Hours 8:30am
5:00pm M-F.
BE A PART OF m Join the hundreds of
other healthy non-smokers aged 18-35 who
help set clean air standards as volunteers m
EPA pollution studies. If you have a flexible
schedule and are free of hay fever, you can
cam form $42 to $316 for each study. Ca3
965-1253 for more information.
Returning Big Buddies
Please complete an appli
cation at the Campus Y by
Sept 18 if you plan to
continue.with the program.
LIKE PEOPLE?
Are you entergeac and
sharp? You'll lava these
positions. Cook, waiters ad
waitreeaea. Ptaa Hut ie now accaption
appBcationa in al raatauranta- We
oftor the toUowingf:
1) Hig her wages
2) PaW vacations
3) 10 year Incentives
4yiticyJ5owtereaf.ttwlaif))ff;'t8nc6f
rA4vsncefltert!ronertShjn
6)ia I discounts
r)scttant working condition
t;SaneS!s avaSabla
IVery fiexibie hours
Please apply in person between 2-
8pm at any of the following locations:
Estas Drive 492-7713
1 10 W. Franklin St 929-380
516 W. Franklin St (Across from
Chapel Hill Newspaper)
Assistant Manager positions alto
available
:$$0 m$
n aq
wma
Wanted: healthy males 19-30 for alcohol
study. Requires one 8 hour day, pays $40.
Must be son of an alcoholic. Confidentiality
guaranteed. CaH Michelle Walker. 966-1156.
ASTHMATICS: you can help researchers
leant more about the special problems of
asthmatics and air pollution by taking part
in a special study at UNC. Healthy white
males aged 18-35 can earn up to $200 phis
travel and a free physical. CaB today for more
mformation (966-1253)
DO YOU HAVE AN OUTGOING
PERSONALITY? DO YOU LDCE
WOKKING IN A CONSTRUC
TIVE ENVIRONMENT? DO YOU
LIKE THE POSSIBILITY OF
ADVANCEMENT? DO YOU LIKE
BEING PAKT OF A WINNING
TEAM? Tka c join tfc wia
sria tanas at WESTERN SIZZUN
STEAK HOUSE! 324 W. Raaeaa
ary, Ckaaal HO. All positioas
oaa. apply ia paraoa airy- Daily
hctweea 2 at 4 pat. NO PHONE
CALLS PLEASE!
"MONEY CANT BUY ALL THE HAPPI
NESS DM THE WORLD BUT IT HELPS TO
MAKE LIFE EASIER!" Burger King on
Franklin St. (located right across from
campus) is offering to you great pay and
working conditions and VERY FLEXIBLE
HOUSS, breakfast and lunch shifts. Write
your own schedule to fit your time table and
well work around it Apply today m person.
TEETH SENSITIVE? Do cold or sweet foods
. or Squids make your teeth hurt? The School
of Dentistry is conducting research on a new
desensitizing toothpaste. To participate or
obtain more Mo, please caO Ms. Betty T.
Fisher, RN graduate periodontics, Chapel
H2L 966-2703.
ADULTS WITH HIGH BLOOD PRES
SURE NEEDED FOR RESEARCHAT
DUKE HOSPITAL Males and females
without child-bearing potential over 18
years old and baskaDy healthy may
qualify for a research study involving
medication for controling high blood
pressure. 10 weekly visits are required.
$300 to complete the study. CaO 684
5701 8:30am-5:00pm weekdays.
DISC JOCKEYS WANTED: T.C Sounds,
the Northeast's premier disc jockey service
is coming to North Carolina. Goood pay and
investment opportunities. For more informa
tion and an interview caO Tom Cates at (919)
781-7000 M-Th after 7:00 p.m.
Modeling opportunities for women looking
good in swimsuits. Good pay. Parttime,
flexible hours. Experience helpful, not
required. CaO (214) 252-0406 for mformation.
MAKE MONEY AND HAVE FUN selling T
shirts from International bars and taverns.
Write or cafl Passport Internationale, 159
Rutledge, Charleston. SC 29403. (803) 722
8288. Project Upward Bound, a program for
educationally disadvantaged high school
student needs students to volunteer as
tutors in the areas of English, math, science,
foreign language (mostly French and Span
ish), and history. Tutorial sessions operate
from 10-12 on some Saturday mornings
during the FaS semester. Interested persons
should contact the Upward Bound Program,
207 HOI Bldg., UNC-CH for applications.
Deadline Oct 1, 1985. CaO 962-1281, 962
1282. CREATIVE CRAFTS INSTRUCTOR
Chapel Hill PksRec. Teach Special Popu
lations (handicapped), ages 6 and up, a
variety of arts and crafts. Fridays 2:45-3:45;
begins Sept 30. $5.00hr. Apply by Sept. 20:
200 Plant Rd. 968-2784.
HELP WANTED: 5 waiters for sorority
house. 4:30-6:30 Monday-Thursday. Your
dinner is your pay. P.S. The food is good!
LOOK GREAT
FEEL GREAT
HAVE FUN
Dancing up a storm,
shaping up, and having
a ball!! Call
JAZZERCiSE
1-80O422-TRIM
for class times & location in
Chapel Hill. Bring this ad for a
FREE Trial Class before
Dec 31, 1985.
PHIL CRISP
200 W, Weaver St
Carrboro, NC 27510
Prtone: 967-0jj.- .-.v. 489-0257
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rin NATIONWIDE
LCU INSURANCE
CLERICAL POSITIONS
open for Carolina Fund
8586. Daytime job, with
flexible hours. Compu
ter experience pre
ferred but not neces
sary. Starting Salary
$3.50 an hour. Call
962-7015 for details
and interview M-F 9-5.
Equal Opportunity
Affirmative Action Employer;
PEOPLE?
urn n co
Parttime-Fulltime young men's shop
located at South Square Mall and Northgate
Mad. Apply in person at Northgate l-3pm
Mon Fri or call for appointment. 286-5635.
Parttime delivery and customer service
representative for UNC campus. Student
needed 10-15 hours per week. Reliable
transportation required. CaO Katherine at
967-9576.
BASKETBALL POSITIONS - Town of
Chapel Hill. Parttime, temporary; 10-20
hours wk, nights and wknds. Several posi
tions available. Must be dependable. Scorer
Timer pstns require general knowledge of
bsktbl; pays $3.35-3. 50hr. Experienced
preferred; training provided. Apply by Sept
23: 200 Plant Rd, 968-2784. EOAAE.
PHYSICAL FITNESSDANCE INSTRUC
TOR Chapel Hill PksRec. Teach mentally
handicapped adults general exercise rou
tines. T & Th 7:30pm-8:30pm begins Sept
30. $5.00hr. Apply by Sept 20: 200 Plant
Rd. 968-2784. EOAAE.
Teachers for Synogogue Hebrew and Reli
gious School. Good wage. Cafl 942-0734, 933-2182,489-7062.
Babysit for 5 month old boy Tuesday and
Thursday Mornings. Experience preferred.
Walk from campus. 933-1166.
ASTHMATICS: you can help researchers
leant more about the special problems of
asthmatics by taking part in a special study
at UNC Healthy white males age 18-35 can
earn up to $200 plus travel and a free physical
CaB 966-1253 between 1 and 5pm M-F.
18-30 YEAR OLD WHITE MALES with
respiratory colds and flu are needed for
a paid research study at UNC. Subjects
must be in good general health-no
asthma or hayfever. Non smokers only.
Cafl Dr. Chapman at 541-5026 or Ms
Rusch-Behrend or Ms. Casalenuovo at
541-2603. CaH ASAP if you think you
are getting a cold or the flu.
EARN GOOD MONEY FOR A GOOD
DEAL. The EPA needs healthy non-smokers
free from hayfever age 188-35 for air pollution
studies. CaB 966-1253 between l-5pm M-F.
NATIONAL COLLEGE MARKETING
COMPANY seeks outgoing individual for
part-time employment. Excellent income
potential Full training provided. CaO 1-800-592-2121
PARTTIME CLERICAL AND SERVICE
DESK attendants needed for non-profit
organization. Clerical hours-m-f 2:30-5:30pm.
Desk attendant Tues, Wed, Thurs Evenings
4:30-9pm. For additional information and
application contact Chapel Hill Carrboro
YMCA 980 Airport Rd. 942-5156.
WOKK FOS PEOPLE at tka Chapal
H&l YMCA. Staff position opca are:
Yoatk gysaaetlce coack, mmd corao
rata aarobica leader. Maat fcave
experience and references. Apply in
peraea 980 Airport Bd.
for sale
For Sale: Yamaha FG 160 Acoustic Guitar
$150. 942-7097, after 4pm.
Unique investment opportunity. 8 duplexes
located less than a mile from campus. Ready
in December for Spring semester. Separate
utilities for easy condo conversion. CaD Hart
Fishel at Chesson Realty. 383-1550 for
additional info.
BACK DOOR RECORDS
New & Used LP's, Tapes, 45's &
Posters. 25 or $1.00 Off all LP's
136 E. Rosemary
Lower Level NCNB Plaza
Near Ram Theatres
M-Sat12-6pm 933-0019
. BUY TRADE SELL
BULIMIA GROUP
FOR STUDENTS
Will focus on
Understanding the
causes of the binge
purge cycle
Regaining control of
eating behavior
On Tues. from 3-4:30
Call Student Mental Health
at 966-3658 for
information and sign-up
$3-10 hourly
Pizza Hut Delivery is now
accepting applications for
kitchen personnel and phone
operators. We pay above
average starting salaries
and our hours are flexible.
Full and parttime shifts
available. Please apply in
person at Pizza Hut Delivery
516 W. Franklin.
NO PHONE CALLS
PLEASE!
40 watt Car Stereo for sale. Excellent
condition. OrigmaDy cost $239. Can be yours
for $125 (firm). Comes with instruction
manual. CaB Mark at 933-2841.
Panasonic stereo with Auto-stop cassette,
'AMFM stereo, front-loading, motorized
turntable, 2-way Panasonic speakers, 2 Bose
301s, together cost $350. One year used,
$495.933 2481.
LOFT FOB SAL:Used only one year.
Perfect for old campus. Completely bolted
with disappearing ladder. Storage area could
be used for third bed. $120. CaH Bl at 968
0422. FOR SALE; Male CRAIGE CONTRACT.
For info, caB 967-0466, after 6pm. Ask for
Daa.
AKC Cocker Spaniel puppy. AB shots. UNC
father and mother. $125. 1-272-7782.
Attractive DORM SIZE CARPET for sale.
Brown and yellow base colors. Looks great.
Only $50. Check others, then can 967-7267
and ask for David or Ernest. YouH be glad
you did.
Small couch for sale. $35. Very good
condition. Also selling funkyi desk $15. CaD
942-7650 after 5pm or before 9am or Sat.
NAUTILUS MEMBERSHIP. DURHAM
CHAPEL HILL BLVD. 5-MONTH, 2
PEOPLE. $200. 544-7552 or 1-800-672-1518.
Gitman Brothers 100 cotton buttondown
shirts. Brand new. Also 100 wool, cotton
. sweaters. Satisfaction guaranteed. Richard or
Jimmy at 929-5017 or 967-9101. $25 or less.
Fn-enze 15 speed bicycle for sale. New and
unused. $130.00. Telephone Jerry at 929-2464
after 5:30.
For Sale: KORG POLY 800 Synthesizer
practicaDy new. Only $499 or best offer. CaB
933-7272, ask for Paul.
FOR SALE: dorm refrigerator. 1.0 cubic feet
Good condition. Comes with 6 inch legs and
extension cord. Asking $60 CaB Paul at 933
9860 WINDSURFER AND STUFF, sailboards
Maui semi sinker designed by Mike Waltze
$480; Fleetwood mast extensions $25;
Windsurfer Hawaii boom $90; Fanatic mast
$90; Bic mast $70; 5m2 Neil fryde tri-panel
sail $120; 6.5 m2 Gaastr Power Gem sail $160;
Call 929-9858.
cars for sale
1978 Honda 750k Motorcycle excellent
condition 4-cylinder 5 speed transmission
electric start drag bars good tires low
restriction exhaust. $750 or best offer. CaD
489-0407 weekends and after 6 M-F.
1979 Fiat Strada, Good Condition, $1400,
962-2307 Days. 929-2270 Evenings.
For Sale: 1975 Mercury Monarch in excellent
condition. Call 967-5325 or 9684)289 after
6pm and ask for Mary.
FOR SALE: 1975 AMC Hornet Wagon. AM
FMTAPE, air-conditioning. Dependable.
$500. Best offer. 942-8253 or 942-5175.
MUST SELL COMPACT CHEW station
wagon. New tires $600 negotiable. Great
student car. also commodore computer
printer, Datasette half price. Can 967-8640
Keep trying.
FOR SALE: 1975 Buick Skylark; one owner,
61,000 miles; power steering; power brakes;
air conditioning; good condition. Asking
$1500. CaD 942-3114. Evenings..
$500.00 1969 Buick Skylark, 4-door, auto
matic trans., power steering, power brakes,
steel belted radials, 350hp, 94000 miles. CaD
942-8638 and leave message, anytime.
roommates
3rd year law student needs considerate,
open-minded, non-smoking female room
mate to share Old WeD Apt. $175mo., phis
12 utilities. Available now. CaD Claire: 967
9526 or 1489-8530. Keep trying.
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ACROSS
1 Alphabet run
4 Fia.city
9 Barbed spear
13 monster
14 Clever
maneuver
15 Humdinger
16 Heb. month
1 7 Skull and
19 Having
savoir-faire
21 Sea robbers
22 Actor Duliea
23 Basque apparel
24 Put off
discussion
28 Turf
27 Electric unit
31 Regrets
32 Conquer
33 Punishing rod
34 Pension
letters
35 Graduated
scsit
37 On this side:
pref.
33 and
feathered
43 Sea eagi
41 Bums, for one
42 Church
official
Need non-smoking female, prefer undergrad
uate, forKingswood Apts. $115mo plus 1
3 utilities. CaH 942-9348. Ask for Bobbe or
Aprl
WANTED: NON SMOKING FEMALE
ROOMMATE TO SHARE 2 BEDROOM
LUXURY CONDO, FULLY FURNISHED I
l2mi FROM CAMPUS. ON BUSLINE.
CALL 929-8199, AFTER 5pm.
Desperately seeking a non-smoking, respon
sible female to share new 3 bdr. condo. Own
room. Great roommates. Rent $180 phis
utilities. Sept free. CaD 933-9525.
ROOMMATE NEEDED. MALE, NON
SMOKER. Walking distance to campus. Only
$86.00 per month plus l7th utilities. Includes
washerdryer and great housemates! Call
967-9104.
NEED NON-SMOKER grad or professional
female to share 2 bedroom apt $116mo plus
13 utilities. CaD 967-0466 day or night.
ONETWO female roommates to . share -furnished
cond 1 mile form campus and on
busline. $120 month plus 14 utilities. Call
Amy or Michelle 942-2700
MALE TO SHARE three bedroom fur
nished apt. Carolina Apt 2 miles from
campus. $135 month plus utilities Phone 872
9662 (CaD collect) after 5:30pm
rides needed
Ride needed to Boone Sept. 20-22. WD) help
pay for gas. Please caB Valerie at 933-7376.
Keep Trying!
RIDE NEEDED TO Charloote Sept 20-22.
WiD help pay gas and can leave after 5pm
Friday CaD Todd at 933-4303
investment property
Exciting investment opportunity. Close in
1985, ready for Spring semester. A short walk
or bike ride to campus. Quality construction.
8 duplexes with 2 bedrooms, 2 12 baths per
side. CaD Hart Fishel at Chesson Realty 383
1550 for additional info.
business opportunities
SALES INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITY:
Learn and earn in the financial services
industry. Sales interships available,
including possible summer employment.
CaD Scott Hoffman, 9424187, for details.
Northwestern Mutual Life.
for rent
CONDO FOR RENT Kensington Trace,
fully furnished, now on city busline. $500mo.
CaD Dennis Bracy collect, 919-627-1051,
weekends and evenings.
To sublet 1 bdrm apt $350mo. Low utilities.
Available Oct. 1. CaD evenings 933-9650, day
966-2061. Ask for Julie.
ONE BEDROOM Apartment for rent at
University Lake Apts. On J and C buslines,
$272 per month rent CaD Janice after 5:30
at 942-5802.
personal
DORM SHIRTS? Ifs very very smart to
thoroughly compare PRICES and
QUALITY before you place that order.
JOHNNY T-SHIRT has top quality
RUSSLE ATHLETIC heavy weight T
shirts, jerseys, and sweats at the lowest
prices available.
Wrong! This is not Mike's personal. It's
Spanky's. Thanks Spank for a great
weekend.
I THOUGHT YOU 5H0UUP
5E FOR. YOURSELF UHY
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BdASXEPTD
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1985 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved
' W0 ? OKAY, MKB
43 Numbered way:
abbr.
44 Chairs
45 Facets
47 Obscene art,
for short
48 Trailing
51 Bridal caps
54 Pirates' flag
56 Pianist Peter
57 Incite
58 Cream
59 Flourished
60 Soaks flax
61 Actress Taylor
62 Inquire
DOWN
1 Verdi opera
2 Famous pirate
3 Monopolies
4 Happen
5 Ringlet
6 From Z
7 Spoke
slurringly
8 Race of gods
9 Smug-acting
person
10 Relative
11 Runaway
12 Ado
13 Hood's weapon
18 Beer maker
2U For shame!
23 Hats
24 Tupperian
25 Of the ear
26 Polite address
28 Pirates
29 Prufrock's
creator
30 Pauses
32 Unite
33 Bog
35 Truth
33 Anger
39 Effects
41 Rubber
yielding tree
43 Mend a shoe
44 The sun
48 Qer. engraver
47 Thick soup
48 Partly open
43 Dressing
gown
50 Fruit decay
51 Ballet move
52 Travel by
oxcart
53 Mama pig
55 Martini
ingredient
PRIVATE POST OFFICE BOXES FOR
RENT. UPS PACKAGES RECEIVED AND
SHIPPED. A POST OFFICE ALTERNA
TIVE NATIONAL MAD. SERVICES FOR
ALL YOUR MAILINGCOPYING NEEDS.
STAMPS, BOXES, TAPE, GIFTWRAP
PING AND PACKING. NATIONAL MAIL
SERVICES. CARR MILL MALL (NEXT TO
HARRIS TEETER) 967-6544.
OH, OH PAMELA (lusty U) Next rime in
Lenoir. Remember up periscope, zero in on
target, lauch weapons, then surface! The
acoustic pillow harem strikes again. Tonight
with "Sexual healing" and "Flesh for Fan
tasy". Happy 19th! Sloppy, Lusty, Amy,
Buster and JoDy.
Cousin Beverly Home Price The disap
pointment is mutual. You, of aD people,
should know that closets are only for dresses.
When you prance out of yours you bring the
whole wardrobe with you. On that note, we
are finally dividingf up poor Grandma Home's
estate and you are part-Home (unfortru
nately part-Price, too. I hear your gin-soaked
flasher Uncle Alfred' got in trouble again.)
We've been going through her costume
collection do you have any use for a size
28 lavender chiffon party dress with leather
trim? Ciao, Cousin Butch.
MISS BEVERLY HORNE PRICE, IF PLAY
ING WITH TIGHT ENDS IS THE GAME
YOU'RE CERTAINLY LEFT ON THE
BENCH. Now, wide receivers, on the other
hand ... The RIGHT GUARD.
CHICKEN HAWK - MARRY me and bear
me fruits for children. Chicken at the BK
lounge is $1.75, but I know where it's free!
Affectionately, Hephaistion.
ALL MEMBERS OF ERIC are urged to take
it easy tonight You know who you are! And
you are so cool! Hey DY! The Exec
Steph Just in case I never did, let me make
it absolutely clear! I'm so glad you're here!
Welcome to the Carolina. Love yal Eliz.
DTH AD STAFF: CoagrataU
tkM obi wuuiag two Advertising
ExceUee.ee award ia Atlanta!
Keep ap the good work! Ma. P
The Far Side
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Phi Mu! Without exception, you are the
greatest. Get psyched for a fantastic year.
And Phis, congradulations! Love you aD.
Attack.
TO MY "PI ETA PALS:" Suz. Amy, Lisa,
Steph, Karen, Claire Thanks for a fabulous
two weeks of late nights, early mornings,
glazed-over looks, too much food, and an
outrageous local phone bill! ru miss y'aD!
Love, Betsy.
ATTN: RUSH COUNSELORS: Thanks so
much for aD your hard work! You guys are
dedicated, caring, and just plain SUPER!
Feels good to be back, huh? Thanks again,
y'aD you're WONDERFUL! Love, Betsy.
Hey blue eyes! I hope today is especially nice
for you it's an especially nice day to me.
I love you! K.
Happy Birthday Tom. VoaH ver
kaow how important oar friendship
i to me! Yoa're om very special gay!
I love von. A.
To the Mouth of the South, Happy 19th
Birthday! We Love You! Jennifer, Jackie and
' Keary.
Sharyn, Wendy, Matt, Scott and Nadine: You
' are angels sent from God. I appreciate your
support more than words can say. Lots of
love, Abbie.
To "GIANT:" If not for the DTH how would
Maranatha advertise its meetings? (But then
what's it mater since God Is Dead, anyway?)
Fesbie.
Party of section 18 row K. Oar meet
ins t the gaasa was mack too short.
How aboat getting acqmaiated over
dinner? If interested meet me at 6:09
Tharaday at the entrance to Davie
Library. John.
Miss Beverly Home Price and Cousin Butch,
I am Sister Sinful, Head Nurse for the Order
of Our Lady of Perpetual Indulgence, h is
: my duty to inform you that we have one
Grand mama Home in our care. She wishes
to say, "Cut the crap I know you two
are having an affair." How does the saying
go? Incest is best, put your cousin to the
test! And to the blonde on the couch, "Check
those flames, girl! Your health insurance
doesn't cover voluntary spontaneous
combustion!"
Siamese. Is he friendly?"
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