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in coaetal city of Saateader. 12-15
credit keara at Uarvereity ef Saa
taadcr. UNC Systeas poaaoree' aro
graaa. Coatact 737-2475.
Classes now forming at Stanley H. Kaplan
for winter LSATGREGMAT. Call 489-2348
or 489-8720 for information.
NOTICE: The Fair Exchange Buys, Sells and
Trades Good used books, Records and
tapes. On C-J-F bus routes FREE
PARKING. 302 E Mam St. Carrboro. Open
Anyone interested in trying out for the Men's
Junior Varsity Basketball team should report
for tryouts on Tuesday October 15 7 JO
p.m. in Fetzer Gym A.
ATTENTION SENIOKSI SENIOR
TKIP(S) INFORMATION MEET
ING TUESDAY OCTOBER 15TH
FROM 8:30 TO 9.30PM IN ROOM
205 OF THE CAROLINA UNION.
Frad oedt abort writias mmd edStias
for saach aeedea1 laaiaWra Geide to
CaroHaa at 340 ar 840 ia CaaiBaa
V loeage Taeaday, October 15.
It's aot too late! Campus Y Nursing Home
Committee is planning for Halloween. If still
interested, please call Jimmy at 967-7307.
lost and found
Found: FJise Roger's athletic pass. Please
pick up at the DTK
LOST: One pearl earring between Granville
and Spencer on the brick walks through
campus. If found please call 933-1733.
LOST: Arkansas Driver's License and UNC
Student ID, with name Mark Allard. I can't
replace D.L. until Christmas. Please call 933
1543. Ask for Mark. Thanks.
To tae araoaa) who took a Hgkt
elaeeavy Mm goafia saaalt froas
the Aatrotarf storage rooaa,
please retara it. It bcJoaga to the
goalie of the eatioa's top raaVed
Baal hockey teaas. It la especially
for a to fit her head ao it caa't
he replaced this aeaaoa. It wi3 do
oar teaas a lot awt good thaa it
coald aver do yoa, ao please pat
it hack. If aayoae has aay tafor
aiaiioa, call 933-0403 or 933
4334. Lost: small brown leather purse between
-Jordan's" and "He's Not Here" Friday Oct
4th. I.D. and important keys inside. Please
contact Carolyn 933-5073.
Lost: three shirts dropped in front of
Alexander Dorm. H any information please
cafl 933-7811. Thanks.
Found in front of Old East Tuesday. A girl's"
tope chnnJbracaeWt. CaB David at 9356055
E.F. Johnson - Your wallet was found outid
FetzerGym. Come by APO to claim.
John Reid Furguson. We found your driver's
license. Come by DTH classified office to pick
ABORTION TO 20 WEEKS. Private and
confidential GYN facility with Saturday and
weekday appointments available. Pain med
ication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-0824.
TYPING, WORD PROCESSING: fast,
reliable, accurate. RUSH JOBS WELCOME!
Theses, dissertations, short papers. Call
Doug. 962-2307, days, or 929-2270 after 5pm.
PREGNANT? NEED HELP? Free preg
nancy testing. Call PSS at 942-7318. AO
Bacon or Ham,
Grits or Homo
Biscuit or Toast
(Good thru Oct 21)
Fa sf break
Next to A&P on Airport Road
Will focus on
causes of the binge
Regaining control of
On Tues. from 3-4:30
Gill Student Mental Health
at 966-3658 for
information and sign-up
Call F..J & CiwniMny for tin U-si sound
iround F- hours of non-stop yim Un twly
siso. ckMK'i Hiir i mhuuI sImw r.iii AikV
Stereo Problems? I offer fast, personal
ized service and guaranteed repairs on
stereo components. Twenty-five years
experience in audio. 929-2841.
Married Students: Low Cost Term Life
Makes Sense. $100,000 YRT, NS Male age
25 $131.00 or $12.00 per month. The
Equitable: Steve 489-9180933-3006.
Professional typing done. Very low prices.
Can meet any 24 hr. deadline! Call 942-4655
any day after 5:30pm.
Immediate opening for 100 plasma donors.
Earn extra money. Call Sera-Tec Bktlogicals.
942-0251. 109 E. Franklin St. Hours 8:30am
Part-time permanent office help needed.
Light typing and bookkeeping. 20-25
hours per week. Flexible scheduling.
Apply in person or send resumes to
Pizza Hut District Office. 1801 E.
Franklin St., Chapel Hill, N.C. 27514.
FEMALES (18-22 years) NEEDED FOR
BONE HEALTH STUDY. Obtain free
personal report on your diet and bone
health. Call Nutrition Dept. for info,
Needed for acne study. Volunteers with 10
to 12 inflamatory papules, between 16-35
years old Information : call 966-3321 between
8-5. Volunteers paid $75 upon completion of
Wanted: Help with routine housework half
day, every other week. Time at worker's
convenience. Call 942-6926 before 9:00 or
Ch3d care attendant needed Mon., Wed., and
Fri. mornings 8:30-12:00 noon. Contact
Chapel Hill Carrboro YMCA, 980 Airport
Rd., 942 5156.
Do yoa have aa oatgoias person
ality? Do yoa Eke workiag ia a
coaetractive eaviroaaseat? Do
yoa like the possibility of
advaacemeat? Do yoa like being
part of a wiaaiag team? Thea
come joia the wiaaiaa. teaas at
WESTERN SIZZLIN STEAK
HOUSE! 324 W. Rosemary,
Chapel Hill. All poeitioaa are
opea. Apply ia pereoa oaly
daily be twee a 2 aad 4 p.m. No
phoae calls please!
OVERSEAS JOBS. Summer, year round.
Europe, S. America, Australia, Asia. All fields.
$900-2000 month. Sightseeing. Free informa
tion, write UC, P.O. Box 52-NC1, Corona
Del Mar, CA 92625.
UNC Registered Students or faculty needed
as sperm donors. Please help our patients
and contact the Reproductive Endocrinolgy
Laboratory of the UNC Medical School at
962-6596 for further information.
High fashion specialty women's store inter
viewing for retail sales professional. Parttime
and full-time hours available. Phone 489-2040
Part-time afternoon and Saturday position at
local antiques shop in sales, delivery,
marketing. One to five days per week open.
Available immediateley. Flexibility. 929-7358.
Leave message or arrange interview.
Part-time sales position available for person
with indepth knowledge of classical music,
including composers, artists, performances,
etc. Individual should also have a genuine
deisre to work with the public Record retail
experience a phis. Evenings and weekends
a must. Casfl University Record Bar. (967
.6438) Tours. Oct.. 10-Mon. Oct. 14 for
interview appointment. EOEF ,
USA TODAY, the nation's newspaper, is
looking for a hard working campus rep. You
will be responsible for marketing, promoting,
and delivering USA TODAY. For moreinfor
mation, call Mike Rosenthal at 1-800-532-0062.
Mother's helper needed for infant Mondays
and Wednesdays 10am to 2pm and other
hours to be arranged. Walking distance to
campus. Call 929-1895 2-4 pm. References
Immediately need counterpeople, delivery
drivers and biscuit cooks. Flexible hours
good pay. Also some office work. Apply at
TIME OUT, University Square 2 5pm week
days. NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE!
START YOUR CAREER NOW
Earn money and work on Fortune 500
companies' marketing programs on campus.
Part-time (flexible) hours each week. We give
references. Call 1-800-243-6679.
"A Taste of Germany"
FREE exotic GERMAN
, BEER, FOOD, and
MUSIC!! In the Pit from
Wednesday Oct. 16.
(Fastbreak if rain) A
Carolina Union Social
Sign up a team for
this quick question
and answer contest
Forms at Unjoh Desk
Deadline October 1 6th
( im student business investment. Chapel
Hill's ttkVst mobile sound show is for sale.
Pnved to sell. Immediate return on initial
investment. Call Andy at 967871.
Own your own jean-sportswear, ladies ;
apparel, childrens, large size, combination
store, petites. matenity, accessories. Jord
ache. Chic, Lee, Levi, E Z Street, bod. Esprit,
Tomboy. Calvin Klein, Sergio Valente, Evan
Picone, Liz Claiborne, Members Only,
Gasoline, Healthtex, over 1000 others. $
13,300 to $24,900 inventory, training, fixtures,
grand opeining etc. Can open 15 days. Mr.
Loughlm (612)888 4228.
1700 Macintosh stereo receiver, excellent
condition, 70 watts of quality power. Has a
superb tuner and an attractive walnut veneer
cabinet. $450 or best offer. Call 933-0280 or
942 8234 (leave message). Ask for Brown,
O'BRIEN HoneycombGraphite trick slalom,
Superplate (large), NEW-$200. JOBE
Honeycomb slalom, 67". Excellent condition
$150. Can 933-8612 to SEE or buy.
KNOSSL White Star Mid, VS Imperial gut,
thermo bag, and cover. NEW-$200.
DONNAY 3 Set, cover. Good condition-$65.
933-8612 to SEE or buy.
GET THE NEIGHBORS, WAKE THE DOG
CALL GRANDMA. THE CLEF HANGERS
ARE HAVING A CONCERT ON NOV. 8
AT MEMORIAL HALL AT 8:00PM.
TICKETS ARE $2.00 AND WILL BE ON
SALE AT THE UNION.
FOR SALE: Toshiba portable AMFM radio
and cassette player with detachable speak
ers. Versatile; great sound. Almost new
condition, $100 or best offer. Call Mary Beth
at 942-8078 after 5:30.
BOOKSHELVES FOR SALE. Solid wood.
T high, 3 wide. $50 each or special price
for 2 or 3. Perfect for your dorm, apt., or
condo. Call 967-8640 anytime and leave
message if not in.
Kelty internal frame Cordura conversion
pack in perfect shape. Great for backpacking
and traveling. $130. Cafl Stewart 942-7573.
Tiger Skin: fuD length, good condition, $450.
Will consider part trade. 967-6709.
FOR SALE: AQUARIUM - 20 gallon
complete setup including hood, power filter,
air pump, heater, and all accessories. $100.
CaH Steve at 968-8661.
FOR SALE: SEARES 19" COLOR REMOTE
CONTROL TV. ONLY SIX MONTHS
"NEW." $325NEGOTIABLE. MUST SELL
BY 1ST WEEK NOV. CALL 477-9345.
P-220 YAMAHA BELT-DRIVE TURNTA-.
BLE WITH TK-1 SIGNET DIAMOND
NEEDLE. 3 WAY 100W REALISTIC SPEAK
ERS WITH 12" SPEAKERS. A $650 VALUE.
WILL SELL TOGETHER FOR $400 AND
WILL SELL SEPERATELY. CALL TONY
GRANVILLE EAST CONTRACT. GREAT
LOCATION, GOOD HALL AND SWEET
MATES. MEALS AND PARKING STICKER
INCLUDED! CALL 933-1943, AFTER
NOONS OR AFTER 11PM.
6x4 desk and chair, $50; 2 end-tables, $15
each; 1 coffee table, $15; 1 dresser with
mirror, $25. Call 942-4623 after 5:00.
Linn Sondek turntable (with NirvanaValhalla
and Rosewood base), black Ittok arm, Asak
cartridge. $120 or best offer. Call 787-6161,
cars for sale
FOR SALE: 1985 Yamaha CA50, only 400
miles. Must sell, retail $700, will sacrifice $499.
Includes 2 helmets, call 967-3435.
1978 Fiat X 19 Targa top, 4-speed,
electronic carb., Alpine stereo, good condi
tion, gold, must sell. $2000 Firm. CaU 967-'
9203, ask for Kevin.
Is h True You Can Buy Jeeps for $44 through
the U.S. government? Get the facts todayl
CaH 1-312-742-1142 Ext. 5263.
Roommate needed White female for 2
bdrm apt. Can 929-2762.
Female roommate wasted. FaDy
faraieked, dishwasher, liaeaa,
free ahattle baa. $ 175 moath.
Keasiagtoa Trace Coadoa.
Pleaae call 929-7756 betweea S
aad 9pm. First atoath reat free!
JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ. Wanted: tape recording
of Lester bowie's band aired on American
Jazz Radio Festival. Sept. 7. Please call 929
UB40 Tickets wanted, willing to pay extra.
CaH 9933-3856. Ask for Adam or Jeff.
WANTED TO BUY: FULL SET OF MEN'S
COLF CLUBS. DECENT QUALITY EQUIP
MENT IN GOOD CONDITION. CALL942
1154 OR 967 -7423. NEEDED AS SOON AS
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2 Convenient Locations
Can Ml Mai Carrboro 933-0069
(on the C & F bus routes)
Woodaoft Durham 489-0435
Open Mondoy-Ffiday K7 Soturdoy K6
Find you own space at
$175 per student
Weaver Dairy Rd.
(Turn right off
Airport Rd.Hwy. 86 )
Mature woman wants to sublet furnished
apartment or house for January and Febru
ary. Call 212 724 5089.
GRATEFUL DEAD: THIS DEE WOLF
NEEDS FOUR TICKETS TO EACH OF
RICHMOND SHOWS. PLEASE CALL
STEVE AT 9294728 EARLY MORNINGS
Need a ride to or near Louisville, KY over
fall break. Will share driving and expenses.
Please cafl 933-5233. Ask for Claire.
Ride needed to BlacksburgRoanoke Va. for
fall break. Wifl shareexpenses. CaB Sheri at
933-2036 after 8pm.
Residents of the Music City, USA: I would
greatly appreciate a ride to Nashville and
back over Fall Break. Will pay plus driving.
Please call Rusty at 942-9524.
RIDE needed to and from Gainesville, Florida
(UF) over fan break. Will share expenses and
driving. Please call Jum anytime at 933-7115,
933-0710, or 933-7224.
Ride needed tofrom N.J. (New Brunswick
area) for Fall Break (18-22). Willing to help
with expenses. Call Erich. 933-6385.
Ride needed to Charlottesville, VA. (Univer
sity of Virginia) over FaD Break! Win help
pay for gas. Please call Lee, 933-6201.
BIDE NEEDED TO JACKSON
VILLE, FLA. FOR FALL BREAK.
CAN LEAVE AS EARLY AS
WILL SHARE DRIVING AND
EXPENSES. CALL 942-8113.
Need a ride tofrom Atlanta over Fall Break.
Can leave at noon Friday. Wl help with gas
and driving. Call Tracie at 933-7347.
DESPERATELY NEED RIDE TO THE
PITTSBURGH PA AREA FOR FALL
BREAK!! WILL SHARE GAS EXPENSES
AND DRIVING! CALL HILLARY 933-3363.
CAN LEAVE ANY TIME FRIDAY!
Anyone wanna road trip to GREAT
WHITE(?) NORTH FaB Break?! Need RID
ER(S) to MinneapolisSt. Paul!! Or Dayton,
Indianapolis, Chicago, Madison, Eau Claire.
CaH Kelly NOW -929-1482!!
Drive our cars to most U.S. cities. Auto
Driveaway. (919) 272-2153.
PRIVATE POST OFFICE BOXES FOR
RENT. UPS PACKAGES RECEIVED AND
SHIPPED. A POST OFFICE ALTERNATIVE-NATIONAL
MAIL SERVICES FOR
ALL YOUR MAILINGCOPYING NEEDS.
STAMPS, BOXES, TAPE, GIFTWRAP
PING AND PACKING. NATIONAL MAIL
SERVICES, CARR MILL MALL (NEXT TO
HARRIS TEETER) 967-6544.
Gays! Lesbians! et. all CGLA MEETING
Tuesday, October 15 (7:30pm Union). .
"WOMYN'S JUKEBOX" Thursday, 17th
(8:00pm place TBA). MASQUERADE
PARTY NOV.l. Be there!
CAMPUS - CONT LEAVE FOR BREAK
WITHOUT A PARTY! THURSDAY 8:30pm
AT HE'S NOT HERE - ONEPLUSTWO
PERFORMS LIVES, AND STUDENT TEL
EVISION WILL BE FILMING IT1
Tri Sigma pledges, Today's the day you meet
your big sisters. Can hardly wait! Sigma love,
your big sises and an your Sigma Sisters.
DID YOU KNOW? :
UNC'i first paid basketbaU coach was
forced to resign because he was involved
in a student-townspeople gambling ring.
Read aU about it in CHAPEL HILL: AN
ILLUSTRATED HISTORY. $24.95 at aD
bookstores. Or if you have VISA or M
C place your order by calling 967-5350
and we win mail it for you anywhere at
no extra charge. Barclay Publishers, Box
739, Carrboro, NC 27510.
NANCY, Happy 20th birthday! Go out and
celebrate but be kind and not kidnap any
more innocent penguins. Okay? Happy
Birthday! I miss you! NATALIE
Glue Light Blues
Learn your rights
Learn to act positively
Wednesday, Oct. 16
Presented by Carolina
Union Weekly Features
for Carolina Fund
8586. Starting salary
to make up to $8.00
an hour with incentive
bonuses. CaU 962
2338 for interview M
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available. CALL NOW!
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MARY ALICE ROCKS: IF YOU WERENT
SO SPECIAL, YOU WOULD BE
AWFULLY BORING. HAVE A SPECIAL
To my 10:85 sex fiend meat eater. Bury me
in your Frosty, the EMR. Troll me, trash me,
anyway you want me. Medium rare, AMS.
MANGUM - Sorrry to hear that your "Back
door" mixer with yourself was cancelled, but
I guess there's no way you coukfve known
that the Vaseline truck would have an
accident. As psycho-supreme Torch says,
"You guys really stink!" Don't take it at face
value because it's too prophetic for you to
comprehend now, but you will!
Joanie Darting, "
First. We love you. We aD love you, and very
much, and there is nothing you could do to
2nd. We love you the way you are, because
you're you. We love every dumb, wonderful,
horrible, beautiful thing that you say and do,
just because those things are a part of you.
And, Joanie, do you think you could make
us so angry and frustrated if we didn't care
so damn much?
3rd. You are neither fat nor ugly, nor hatefully
selfish and mean.
4th. You are right about one thing; We know
more about you than you do. And when you
finish figuring out who you are, youH know
what we know: you are a beautiful, caring,
and most of an, loving person. Who else could
love the trees, the flowers, Mon, Dad, Amy,
Percy (no accounting for taste), Lulu, books,
jusic, sleepf.!), poems, stars, breezes, yes,
even plants, and all those other things I can't
afford to list in this ad?
But, (5th), honey, you're forgetting to love
yourself, when you are very much worth
loving (if you'd only stay in one place long
enough to realize that!). And whatever you
decide to do with your life, know that well
back you up. Know that we're there for you.
Always. We really do love you, Joanie.
Oh yeah, one other thing: HAPPY BIRTH
DAY, you gorgeous, sexy, incredible thing!!
The Man from UNCle
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CHILVRSN OF 1H5 SIX
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14 Priggish one
17 Jogs the
19 Game bird
22 Uses an auto
23 Chaney of
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34 Once around
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33 Level to poets
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To an emerald. . .KAY-RUN! Best of kick,
my dear fracture an appendage and 3
that (it seemed to work far your brother).
Try to make the party women proud; Tt bring
them tonight. Yours sincerely, Gwee.
(To the Chapel HI Royafrty: forgive me
for imposing on your precious DTH
space, but when nothings like Ms.
Turner attempt to degrade I have
Dear Ms. Turner (if that's what you cafl
a mule in Vanessa's flawless coat),How
dare you even attempt to read me.
Tramp indeed!! You my dear, could
probably write an encyclopedia of STD's
(the clap, etc.). Speaking of clap, don't
expect any at BoBnwood, sugar. And,
about my Omni baby, at least there arc
people in this world who can afford such
luxuries, and then there is you. (A mule
in a Pinto.) And, , babe, as for your
husband, the only thing wrong with him
is that he must have the brain of a Bass
Weegun. He is flawless! What on Earth
(or in pasture) does he see in you.
Obviously he's never seen you in a dress
(lucky for him), or pants, or nude. Just
let me get my gold-plated paws on him.
Then maybe he won't be embarrassed
to be seen in public with he betrothed,
(speaking of troth . . .) There is no wrath
like a woman (which you so desperately
try to animulate) scorned. So, keep your
meager thoughts to yourself, The only
reason people would be green around
you certainly isn't envy. There are other
words to describe your hellish existance,
but the DTH wouldn't print such filth.
How much did you pay them to print
your crap & pray you got "Ms. Turner"
out of your system. You most certainly
got everyone else's dinner out of theirs.
Name Withheld through Pride XXXX.
People like yourself should not be so
quick to fight others with superior mental
ability. David & Goliath learned that
lesson. So should you.
m, mam, IeAgut,
D0Y0UCAF5 PR. DAN
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1985 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
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54 Finances a
56 Singer Adams
59 Can. prov.
60 Church section
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5 June VIP
6 Ladder parts
14 Self -esteem
18 Love greatly
23 Tex. shrine
29 Ancient Gr.
30 Lyric poem
38 Prayer ending
37 State of
42 Fit (of
48 Out in the
47 Site of Taj .
49 San Obispo
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The Daily Tar Heel
The Far Side
1985 Universal Press Syndicate
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