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Classified Info
Return ad and check or money order
to the DTH office by noon the
business day before your ad is to
run. Ada must be prepaid.
Rates: 25 words or less
Students, Student Organizations
and Individuals:
$2.00 per day
Businesses:
$4.00 per day
St for each additional word
$1.00 per day for any boxed ad or
bold type
Free ads:
FOUND ads will run five days FREE.
FOR SALE ads will run five days
FREE for students, student organi
zations, and individuals for Kerns less
than $SC0. Price must be stipulated
In the ad. Free ads must be marked
as such or any monies collected will
not be refunded. No coupon Is
necessary. ,
Please notify the DTH office imme
diately H there are mistakes In your
ad. We will be responsible for only
the first ad run.
announcements
Students concerned for the Y: Please join
us for the last vigil of the week in front
of Steele Building at 11:00 to voice your
concern for the sudden and unexplained
dismissal of George Gamble. Don't
forget the rally in the Pit today at noon.
PEACE CORPS POSITIONS; Meeting
Nov. 19, 205 Student Union, 8:45
10:00pm. Science, Math, Education,
Health Seniors and others welcome. For
info, call Cart 942-4057 (days).
Hamaa Rigfcta are God given
rights.
UNC-CH Bahai Clab.
It's coming November 19th.
IRAN UNVIELED.
PEACE CORPS POSITIONS: Meeting
Nov. 19, 205 Student Union, 8:45
10:00pm. Science, Math, Education,
Health seniors and others welcome. For
info, call Carl 942-4057 (days).
There wOI be a DTH Board of
Director's meeting Wednesday,
November 20 in the Frank Porter
Graham Loange of the Union at
l:OOpm. AS interested parties are
invited to attend.
Register for Stanley H. Kaplan spring MCAT
classes before Christmas vacation. Be sure
to get the class you want! Call 489-8720, 489
' 2348 for information.
SENIORS It's not too late to be in the Rams
Club FREE for a year! No excuse not to sign
up in the Senior Class office.
Register for Stanley H. Kaplan spring MCAT
classei JforjRitma vacatiort. Be.sure,v,
to get tiis class you want! Call 039-8720;. 489-. . .
7348 for information.'1
SENIORS ITS NOT TOO LATE TO be in
the Rams Club FREE for a year! No excuse
not to sign up-in the Senior Class office.
Hey! Have you had your picture taken for
the yearbook yet? You haven't?! Well,
photographers will be here this week only
don't miss your chance! (
It's back! The Student Television General
Body meeting will be Wednesday, November
20 at 5:15pm in 209 Union. Be there to ,
support STV.
Rape Awareness Workshop.Find out
about the sexual assault problem at UNC.
Wednesday, Nov. 20, at 7:00pm, Student
Union room 211.
LESBIANS! GAYS! ET. AL! TODAY, 4:00:
"AIDS As A Human Rights Issue" (Union).
TOMORROW, 7:30pm: "Homophobia in
Pornography"(Union). And see the other
Human Rights Week events!
PHOENIX
EDITOR NEEDED
Applications available
Contact
Maurice DeBerry
Chairman
Media Board
968-90629305
Submit by Nov. 28
SENIORS!!!
BE IN THE
RAMS CLUB FOR
ONE YEAR
FREE
Info & Sign-up:
PIT Nov. 11-15
Sr. Class Office
Nov. 11-26
Get a head start on your
Christmas shopping. Come
to the 22nd Annual Y Crafts
Bazaar.
Nov 22 2 pm-9 pm
23 10 am-9 pm
24 12 pm-4 pm
Order
of the
Bell
Tower
meeting
6:30
Nov. 18, 1985
Union rm. 208
no
lost and found
LOST: BROWN LEATHER THREE FOLD
WALLET. NO SENTIMENTAL VALUE
BUT REAL PAIN TO REPLACE CON
TENTS. CONTACT JIM, 9334745. HIN
TON JAMES 734.
FOUND: One brown leather bicycling glove
between Carrington and Med. Res. Bldg.
Glove was found two weeks ago. Call 966
1096 days, ask for Bill.
FOUND: Watch in Bowling Alley of Student
Union. Call 942-6063 to identify. Ask for
David.
Found near Carolina Apts. Wirehaired dog
with tan spots, brownblack left ear. To claim,
cafl 929-1290.
Lost: Gold wedding band about two weeks
ago. If found call 942-2074 after 5:30pm. Keep
calling, reward is off erred for return.
Lost: on hrowa, black and waits
striped coach front thm Daily Tar
Hel office. Please retara or call
92.1163 if foaad. Saatimaatal
valaa.
Lost: gold key ring with initial J on it. has
G.M. and dorm keys, come by 304 Lewis
or call 933-1564 anytime. Very important.
Thanks.
Found keys with purple ribbon, found behind
Davis library. Call 933-3456.
REWARD! LOST Prince and 1 Wilson tennis
rackets in the vicinity of Kings wood apts. If
found please call 933-7390. .
services
ABORTION - TO 20 WEEKS. Private and
confidential GYN facility with Saturday and
weekday appointments available. Pain med
ication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-0824.
PREGNANT? NEED HELP? Free preg
nancy testing. Call PSS at 942-7318. All
services confidential.
Book your Christmas party now! E.J. &
Company still has a few dates open this
semester. 4 hours for only $150. Call Andy
at 967-8871.
STEREO PROBLEMS? I OFFER FAST,
PERSONALIZED SERVICE AND GUA
RANTEED REPAIRS ON COMPONENT
AUDIO EQUIPMENT. TWENTY-FIVE
YEARS EXPERIENCE FOR STEREO SER
VICE CALL 929 2841.
TYPING TYPING TYPING.
933-2163
TYPING TYPING TYPING
help wanted
FEMALES (18-22 years) NEEDED FOR
BONE HEALTH STUDY. Obtain free
personal report on your diet and bone
health. Call Nutrition Dept. for info,
appointment 966-3402.
Wanted: Bartenders, waitresses and
DJ's. Experience preferred. Other
positions available also. Apply in person
at 159H East Franklin St. 10-5pm.
Ears money by participating ia
UNC Psychology department
experiemnts oa decision aaakias
aader aacertaiaty. Miaimn $5
per oa hoar eeaeioa; asost Bin
dies at least two acsaioaa. Call
s7-527 to leave yoar aame,
phoae aamber, and time to be
reached.
Have the summer of your life and get paid
for it! Come to the Poconos of Pennsylvania
and be a counselor at one of the top brother
sister camps in the Northeast-June 24 -August
20. Counselor positions available in
a wide range of activities, including rocketry,
arts and crafts, photography, rock climbing,
computer, wrestling, waterskiing, sailing, land
sports and drama. Call 215887-9700 or write
407 Benson East, Jenkintown, PA 19046.
Try a Wine
Impressing your
friends?
Here is Your
Opportunity!
ov. 18th, 7:00 p.m
egistration 2-5:
in Room zuu j-mron
by Noverribfr 15th.
Prooi
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WEEKLY FEATU KfES
"Pi'estsriiatitjrf
rf
JiMCPonai
McDonald's
U
Mcdonald's
europa drive
now hiking
Full & Part-Time
Hours to fit your schedules.
Up to $4.50hr. depending
on availability and
experience. Apply in person
Tues-Fri. 24 pm. No calls
please. ,
by Alexander Ostrovsky
November 9-24
Paul Green Theatre
STUDENT TUESDAYS!
Nov. 19 at 7:30
Enjoy the UNC Loreleis
and The Storm
NO Latecomers Seated
John Hartford Concert
Nov. 18, 8 p.m.
Txs on sale 962-1121
Graham Mem. Bldcj.
"-11111.- k
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of Age
Recuired
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swarrwosorni'
Immediate opening for 100 plasma donors.
Earn extra money. Call Sera-Tec Biologicals.
942-0251. 109H E. Franklin St. Hours 8:30am
5pm, M-F.
Hardee's is now accepting applications for
breakfast, lunch and dinner shifts. Apply in
person at 213 W. Franklin Street. No phone
calls please. We are an equal opportunity
employer.
Females 18-20 years at least 6 months
Amenorrhea needed for bone health .study.
Obtain free diet and bone health analysis.
Call 966-3402 for information and
appointment.
GREAT ON-THE-JOB EXPERIENCE for
students majoring in areas such as public
health, nursing, pre-med, psychology, and
education. Two part-time personal care
attendants needed for 13 year old handi
capped girl in a group home setting. Early
weekday hours before classes (7-8:30am) and
weekend evening hours from 5-10pm. Rotat
ing shifts available. If interested, call Residen
tial Services at 942-7391. No previous
experience necessary.
Student parking monitors for theDuke
football game. Blocking lots from 7:45-12:15.
Apply at B-13 YMCA Bldg or call parking
patrol at 966-2684 between 7:30-4:30.
Parttime student monitors for blocking and
ticketing lots. Positions available from 7:30am
to 8:30pm. Apply at B-13 YMCA Bldg. or
call Parking Patrol at 966-2681 between 7:30
4:30. fr,
Part-time work available in shippingreceiving
department of local mail order company.
Liberal employee discount. Performance
Bicycle Shop. 404 East Main St., Carrboro.
933-9113.
Babysitter for 9 month old in my home when
needed. References. Call 929-5939.
Chapel HillCarrboro City School System
has openings for school bus drivers. These
part-time positions are available immediately
following training. Interested persons should
contact Mary Lynn Truelove, Lincoln Center,
Merritt-Min Rd. 967-8211.
Volunteers between 16 and 35 years old
needed for a 12 week study testing the
effectiveness for a new topical treatment for
acne. For more information call Dept. of
dermatology, UNC School of Medicine, 966
3321 between 8-5, M-F. volunteers will be paid
$75 for participation.
$3.75hour PLUS BONUSES, work between
7 and 20 hours per week. Organize your
schedule. If you are enthusiastic and need
Christmas money, then phone the Carolina
Fund at 962-7015 or drop by 02 Hanes Hall.
Federal, State and Civil Service jobs now
available in your area. For information call
(602) 837-3401 Dept. 600.
for sale
BINGE-VOMIT SELF HELP: three bulimia
booklets, $13.25. Hour cassette, $13.50.
Professionally respected, used in 7550 plus
colleges. Send check to order, or SASE for
FREE INFO to: Gurze Books, Box 20066
U1A, Santa Barbara, Ca. 93120
Car stereo SANYO HIGH POWER AMFM
- cassette with Dolby Noise Reduction. Metal
tape, automatic music search, perfect
condition: must seD! Call before midnight,
942-7524.
For Sale: Carolina Meal Card. Increments
of $25 or lump sum of $75. Will be off campus
next semester, cannot use. 933-7263; after
FOR SALE: Granville 5th floor West
contract, convenient walk to Franklin
Street and campus, swimming pool,
weight room,' and basketball court, meal
plan too!! $100 off contract price. Call
now! 933-2534, ask for Jason.
Granville aoath coatract. (co-ed).
Male, 19 mealsweek, pool, will
accept $100 off coatract valae or beet
offer. Call 933-0312 before Nov. 18
for additional diecoaat.
The Forgotten
Americans
American Indians &
Human Rights
SUSAN HARJO
Memorial Hall
Tuesday
November 19
8:00 p.m.
Free
Presented by
Human Relations
Committee
Carolina Union
as a part of
Human Rights
Week
Watch...
School of Library Science
Alzheimer's Army
Murderers from the
Rue Morgue
battle it out in the FINALS
of the
Varsity Sport of the Mind
7:30 pm Union 224
TUESDAY, NOV. 19
WEEKLY FEATURES
presents:
HAKGGLIDIKO
film, presentation,
hangglider
, Wednesday
Nov. 20
8:00 pm
Great Hall
Get a feel for
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For Sale: Stereo system-Kenwood Tuner,
cassette deck, turntable, and 120W speakers
Sherwood 35W amplifier. Excellent condi
tion. $450 or best offer. Call 933-7438.
For Sale: Male Granville South contract for
Spring semester. $300 below contract price.
Call Marc at 933-5618 or 967-0843 for more
information.
1 year membership to Spa Health Club.
Asking $250 (greatly reduced from regular
membership price). Price negotiable. Must
sell immediately! Call Ann at 933-5221.
What's better than VANNA W.on top?
Nothing, but we've got 2 Granville South
contracts for 2 guys, same room. We will
beat anyone's price. Call 933-0328.
Electric Typewriter (Silver-Reed), prtable
case and ribbons. Perfect condition: features
correction key, various color print, stencil
typing. $125- negotiable. Call Lisa at 967-1852.
FOR SALE: Male Granville West contract.
10 meals per week included. $250 off original
price. Call Chris at 933-2523-keep trying.
North Campus (Alexander) female housing
contract for sale, spring semester. Call Sonya
at 933-7755.
Granville East contract for sale. Female
dorm. Reduced price. Call Now 933-1937.
Foar Ferrets for sale-very reas
onable. Each one foar months
old. Contact 929-6727 in lata
afternoon.
For Sale: two female Hinton James contracts,
spring semester. You and your roommate
can share this penthouse room Great
suitemates. Beautiful view! 933-4938, 1028
James. Act now and well throw in our lovely
carpet free of charge!
Compact Refrigerator- one cubic foot,
pervect for dorm room. Comes with all
standard equipment plus extras. $50. Call
Paul at 933-9860.
BooaterEqaafizer-for car stereo system.
30 watts per channel at 0.1 THD. 5 bands
with LED level indicators. Fader. Used just
one week. AD mounting hardware included.
$60. Call Paul at 933-9860.
Must Sell Granville West male contract for
spring semester. $150 discount. YouU love
Geraldine! Call 933-2422. Dan.
For Sale: Two Granville East contracts, same
room. 10 or 19 meal plan. Call 933-1931 or
933-1947 for information.
BEST OFFER! $400 off Female Gran
ville Soath coatract. Iaclades 19
saeala weekly. Mast sell, available
Spring Semester. Call TODAY for aa
additional discount! 942-4416.
For Sale: everything must go!! sofa bed-$30.
pedestal table with 2 chairs-$75, all wood
brand new. leather armchair-$25. small 4
drawer dresser-$25. plants $1 and up. King
size waterbed-$100. Call now-all prices
negotiable. Joe. 9680660.
Electric typewriter for sale, used only once,
perfect condition, correct type, retails for
$375. selling for only $175! dial 929-5291
before 930am or after 7:00pm.
Support Carolina Football! For your blue and
white DUMP DICK bumper sticker, send $1
to : DUMP DICK, 3738 Umstead Dr., Chapel
Hm, 27514.
Give her something special Beautiful dia
mond solitaire ring. 16 karat, white gold
band, appraised at $360. asking only $220.
Call Crlyn at 929-8779 evenings.
Must sell female Granville contract for spring
semester. $100 off contract price or best
offer. Includes meals. Call 933-1967.
Women-Here'a yoar chance to five ia
aa air-conditioned peatboaee aaitel
Mast aell Graaville Tower East
coatract by Dceasber. Swimming
pool, cafeteria included. This ia the
coatract for yoa. Call 933-1965
todayl
Ski Boots! Desperately need to sell a brand
new pair of Hanson stiletto ski boots. Nover
used, size 9-10 12 . List $280, IT1 take $125.
9334236.
cars for sale
1977 Honda Accord, Hatchback, air condi
tioning, FM radio, 5 speed, radials. new silver
paint, just tuned and serviced. Warranteed.
$2300 negotiable. 929-1976. Days only.
73 Volks Super Beetle, amfm cassette, air,
radials, very good condition, $1500 negoti
able, 968-0449 after 2pm.
roommate wanted
Non-smoking female roommate wnated to
share apartment at Tar Heel Manor. 13 rent
and utilities beginning January- Call 968-8053
after 4pm.
Female roommate needed beginning Dec. 18.
Tar Heel Manor. $175 a month plus 12
utilities, own room. Call Cindy or Jane at
967-4513.
Roommate wanted: 12 duplex; semi
furnished: $187.50 plus 12 utilites. close to
campus. Can Ellen 929-3792 or 929-5909
(leave message). NO PETS.
THI
THATIXSOIViriG
TZ1U2 HUNT!
Somewhere on this
campus is a hidden turkey
egg The 1st Turkey (pun
intended) to locate the
valuable egg wins a $50
credit to books next
semester. In the next
serveral days clues will be
given. Use your wit.
intellect, and general
knowledge to seek the
booty.
CLL'21
There Is a great prize for
you to win. search the
campus, remember 1-101
Sponsored by the
Carolina Union
SOCIAL COMMITTEE
X-fiASISCO?.lIflG
Clubs, individuals,
artists Help paint
the windows of the
Union. Ideas andor
sketches should be
submitted to Jeannie
Mitchell in Rm. 200 of
the Student Union as
soon as possible. All
paints and materials
will be provided.
A Carolina Union
SOCIAL COMMITTEE
Presentation
Female aoa-aaaakias roommate
needed to snare oae bedroom far
susaed apartment sarins semester,
tva&iaa; distance to camnna ( next to
Brearfaaaa'a). 3175montk iacladias
heat, water. Call 968-946S.
Nonsmoking female roommate wanted
available Dec. 15. Own room in 2-bedroom
Carrboro Townehouse. Just furnish your
room, busline, $190mo. plus 12 utilities. 942
5574. Please keep trying! (undergrad
preferred.)
Housemate wanted: I need someone to take
over my lease from Jan. to May. House is
on Hillsborough St. Stumbling distance. 1
4 rent, utilities. Call 929-6780, ask for Susan.
Non-smoking female roommate wanted for
Townhouse Apts. starting Dec. 15. Own
room, $125month, 13 utilites, 13 security
deposit. Call Dana or Sabrina 929-0560.
Female roommate wanted, own room in
Carolina apartments. 13 rent and utilites.
Senior or Grad preferred. Call 942-2517 after
5:00pm.
Seperately seeking non-smoking femlae for
own room in huge 3-bedroom apt. available
Dec. 15. On busline, $190month, 13 utilities.
Call 933-9051 (grad student preferred.)
LIVE BETTER NEXT SEMESTER! Own
room in a very nice 3-bedroom Carolina
Apartment, $152 month. New appliances,
new carpet, two super roommates. Call
lance, 933-2093.
Non-smoking female graduatt student
needed to share new 2 bedroom condo in
Carrboro. Fully furnished own room on
busline, available nid-December. $225.month
plus 12 utilities. 942-9479.
Male undergrad wanted, available Dec. 15.
own room in 2-bedroom Carrboro condo. on
busline. Fully furnished except your room.
, $220month, H utilites. caD 933-5429.
Roommate needed: (preferably female) for 3
bedroom, 1 bath apartment, walking
distance to campus and on busline. $108
month plus 13 utilites. available mid-Dec.
929-2302.
for rent
First month's rent free! space for rent in fully
furnished, air-conditioned Village Green
condo. Lease runs from Dec. 15 through
August. 942-7578 (males only). Jon.
Big, 1 bedroom apartment to graduate,
professional, bath, dining, living, kitchen,
patio, pool, laundry, tennis, bus stops at
doorstep! 10 minute bike to campus. $277,
available Dec. 15. Will pay Dec's rent! 942
5806 after 11pm. Keep trying.
READY FOR A CHANGE? Come home
to KENSINGTON TRACE! Only
$175student (4 students per apart
ment). Come alone or bring roommates--well
find room for you. All the luxuries
of home and free campus shuttlebus too!
Move in today, mext semester, or
reserve for next year! Take the shuttle,
check us out KENSINGTON
TRACE, the NEW STUDENT
ALTERNATIVE- Weaver Dairy Road,
967-0044.
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5 Electrical
unit
10 Egyptian (or
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14 Flat plinth
15 Isolated
16 Axis end
17 Wistful song
title
20 Comp.pt.
21 Holm oak
22 Rich soil
deposit
23 my broth
er's keeper?"
24 Hit hard
26 Wistful song
title
33 Gun sound
34 Roamer
35 Remnant
38 Voice
37 Stopwatch
33 Domestic
39 I love: Lat.
40 Dromedary
41 Concerning
42 Wistful song
title
46 Loch
47 Spitchcock
43 Mountain lakes
51 Charles' dog
condominiums or ssla
Live at Mill Creek and walk to campus. Two
bedroom, two bath condominkims for sale.
From the creators of Chancellor Square.
Washers and dryers. PooL Tennis courts.
First units ready January, 1986. Call 942
7475. rides
RIDE NEEDED to or near LouisviDe, Ky. and
back over Thanksgiving break. Will share
driving and expenses. Cafl 933-5233 and ask
for Claire.
Ride needed to Philadelphia area for Thanks
giving. Can leave as early as Tuesday (26th).
Please call Alison 929-2599. will share
expenses and driving.
Don't gat stack bare aloaa (or the
holiday! If yoa aaad a ride hoasa
for Taaakogivias, advertise ia the
DTH. Coata by the classified
office at the DTH. located ia the
Stadeat Uaioa.
Need ride to Washington, D.C. area over
Thanksgiving. Will share expenses. Can leave
Tuesday. Call Christy 933-5375.
Ride needed to Atlanta, G A for Thanksgiving
break, will pay half of gas money, please call
Steve 933-4802.
wsntsd
Help! I need a UNC-UCLA ticket. I will
make it worth your while. Call Jeff 9680341.
Desperately need UNC-UCLA tickets! Will
match best offer! Call 929-8004 and leave
message.
We need a couch, sofa or loveseat. preferably
under $100. Call Each 967-6446.
business opportunities
Overseas Jobs: Summer, year round,
Europe, S .America, Australiasia. all fields.
$900-2000 month, sightseeing, free informa
tion. Write LIC, P.O. Box 52-NC1, Corona
Del Mar, CA 92625.
personals
Ship Holiday gifts, UPS packages shipped
and received. Giftwrapping and packaging.
National Mail Services, for aO your mailing
copying needs. Boxes, tape, ribbon- we've
got it aL P.O. Box rentals. National Mail
Service. Carr Mifl Mall (next to Harris Teeter)
967-6544.
Carol Anne J.-haven't seen you out lately.
Miss your sweet smile and your charming
laugh. Hope to see you soon. Signed crazy
about redheads.
To the two guys at Royal Park Thursday night
(crutches and blond friend): who are you?
Respond DTH. The two girls who were
staring at you.
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1985 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved'
53 Wood sorrel
56 Wistful song
title
60 "Celeste "
61 Roadside stop
62 Yard sections
63 Hollow stem
64 Choice Jobs
65 High nest: var.
DOWN
1 Forfeit
2 Algerian port
3 Ballet move
4 Time period
5 Lineup
6 Afr. plant
7 Thickener for
sauces
8 Blackbird
9 Plaines
10 Poise
11 Libertine
12 Malt liquors
13 "Porgyand "
18 Tempo
19 Mild
23 Jason's ship
24 Cadmus'
daughter
25 Ananias
28 Ragout
27 Insect: comb.
form
23 Spirit
29 Cupolas
30 Rent contract
31 Items
32 Taro root
33 Primitive
deity
37 N.M.art
center
38 Manhandle
40 Board game
43 Nine
44 Nuts
45 Gaunt
48 Ski lift
49 "I cannot
tell "
50 Uncultivated
51 Aleutian
isle
52 Son of Noah
53 Molding
54 Sonny's ex
55 Barrister
abbr.
57 Pixy
58 pros
59 "body
meets..."
The Daily Tar HeelMonday, November 18, 19857
Students concerned for the Y: Please join
us for the last vigil of the week in front
of Steele Building at 11:00 to voice your
concern for the sudden and unexplained
dismissal of George Gamble. Don't
forget the raDy in the Pit Monday at noon.
What does the Big Apple, KOIington and
"a good time" have in common? A five
day extravaganza to N.Y. City for New
Year's Eve and four days skiing in
Killington. (Dec. 31st thru Jan. 5th). This
package includes transportation, lodg
ing, and lift tickets. You get all this and
a lot more for $299. It requires a $50
deposit to sign up. Act now! Call Sherri
933-8152 or Lynn 942-9253.
UCLA basketball tickets wanted. Will pay
excellent price. Call Paige 933-8464 or leave
message.
Cathy-Girl, of course the chance of meeting
Mr. Wackadoo (a British one at that) in the
flesh is very enticing, but at the risk of getting
B.D. (no not V.D., but B.D.) is it worth it?
I just don't know if I could handle his gorgeous
coordinating socks all at once! I might could
risk it though if he'd say yes to a ride in a
chair, promise never to say ca suffit!, and
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