Classified Info Return ad and check or money order to the DTH office by noon the business day before your ad is to run. Ads must be prepaid. Rates: 25 words or less Students, Student Organizations and Individuals: $2.00 per day Businesses: $4.00 per day St for each additional word $1.00 per day for any boxed ad or bold type Free ads: FOUND ads will run five days FREE. FOR SALE ads will run five days FREE for students, student organi zations, and individuals for Hems less than $500. Price must be stipulated In the ad. Free ads must be marked as such or any monies collected wiil not be refunded. No coupon Is necessary. Please notify the DTH office imme diately if there are mistakes in your ad. We will be responsible for only the first ad run. announcements Register for Stanley H. Kaplan spring MCAT classes before Christmas vacation. Be sure to get the class you want! Call 489-8720; 489 2348 for information. Ta Daily Tarheel will mot pablUk Wed., Nov. 26, Taaraoay, Nov. 27, or Friday Nov. 28. We will rcaaata aabiicatioaa oa Moaday, Dec. 2. Pleaea check early deadlines for alaciaa advertiaias. Need extra cask? Kaow yoar asatk? Tator aae for the GMATa ia March. Call 929-5875 hetwcea 6-8 ia the eveaiaga. DTH Advertiaias Repreaeata tivea: we will have a short bat importaat sales meeting at 4:00 p.m. Moaday, November 25th, ia the Advertisiag Office. PEPrTS PIZZA EXPRESS INTRO DUCES IT'S NEW STUDENT LUNCH SPECIAL.Receive a 9-inch pepperoni or beef pizza and a drink for only $2.95. Good Monday thru Friday between 12 and 2 p.m. 967-5149. LUNCH ONLY. PEPPFS PIZZA EXPRESS NOW OFFERS IT'S DINNER-FOR-TWO SPECIAL SUNDAY THRU THURSDAY.Receive a regular 12" pepperoni pizza for only $5.00. Just call 942-5149 between 5pm and lam Sunday thru Thursday to receive this great offer. This special not good with any other offer. lost and found LOST: Needlepoint eyeglass case with initials JEM. Call 962 5411 before 5:00 or 967-6546 after 5:30. Ask for Joan. Reward: For return of my opaldiamond ring left on a piano in Hill Hall Monday. Please call 942-2436. it has great sentimental value. Lost: very thin gold bracelet. Call Lisa 929 4438. LOST: Gold add-a-bead aeck lace. Very sentimental. If foaad please call 933-8025. Reward gjvea. FOUND: Pair of glasses in a case with "Specs" written on it. Call Carolyn, 962-1236, days and 967-5455, nights to identify and claim. LOST: Gold-faced watch with brown leather band on Thursday 1114, around Frat Court or little Frat Court. Please call 968-1229. Found Keys in women's restrooom, Green law. Come by DTH office. services ABORTION TO 20 WEEKS. Private and confidential GYN facility with Saturday and weekday appointments available. Pain med ication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-0824. PREGNANT? NEED HELP? Free preg nancy testing. Call PSS at 942-7318. All services confidential. STEREO PROBLEMS? I OFFER FAST. PERSONALIZED SERVICE AND GUA RANTEED REPAIRS ON COMPONENT AUDIO EQUIPMENT. TWENTY FIVE YEARS EXPERIENCE. FOR STEREO SER VICE CALL 967 1063. f f..conaers McDonald's euiiopa DRIVE NOW IimiNG Full & Part-Time Hours to fit your schedules. Up to $4.50hr. depending on availability and experience. Apply in person Tues-Fri. 2-4 pm. No calls plose. s ip 1-. I Stt lath Book your Christmas party now! E.J. & Company still has a few dates open this semester. 4 hours for only $150. Call Andy at 967-8871. TYPING TYPING TYPING. 933-2163 TYPING TYPING TYPING PARTY?!?! If you want a great DJ with great music at your next party, reception, or social event, call A&M DJ Services. 933-9489. MINOR TUNE-UPS FOR VW, AUDI, HONDA, TOYOTA, SUBARU COST ONLY $44.95 INLCUDING PARTS AND LABOR! ROUTINE MAINTENANCE IS OUR SPECIALTY. NO NONSENSE 6 MONTH OR 6000 MILE WARRANTY ON ALL PARTS INSTALLED. BE ARROGANT! DEMAND THE BEST! THE BUG HAUS 967-7414 for Appt. help wanted Immediate opening for 100 plasma donors. Earn extra money. Call Sera-Tec Biokxpcals. 942-0251. 109ft E. Franklin St. Hours 8:30am 5pm, M-F. FEMALES (18-22 years) NEEDED FOR BONE HEALTH STUDY. Obtain free personal report on your diet and bone health. Call Nutrition Dept. for info, appointment 966-3402. Have the summer of your life and get paid " for h! Come to the Poconos of Pennsylvania and be a counselor at one of the top brother sister camps in the Northeast - June 24 August 20. Counselor positions available in a wide range of activities, including rocketry, arts and crafts, photography, rock climbing, computer, wrestling, waterskiing, sailing, land sports and drama. Cad 215887-9700 or write 407Benscfl,EMt, JenWrrfowrvPA 19046, j. $3.75hour PLUS BONUSES. Workbetween' ; 7 and 20 hours per week. Organize your schedule. If you are enthusiastic and need Christmas money, then phone the Carolina Fund at 962-7015 or drop by 02 Hanes Hall. Darryi's 1890 aow kiriaa. for all etaffe aad reataaraata. Apply betweea 2:30 . aad 4:30 Moaday thra Friday. Imagine you only needed one semester to graduate but you can't go to classes unless you can find someone to help you with some personal care in getting up in the mornings. Well, that's my situation. I'm confined to a wheelchair and need this help in the morn ings. If you're interested but would like to know more, please call me at 9334119 after 5pm. Can pay $5 an hour. Physicians family seeks care for 2 children in our home, $25 per week. Own transpor tation, references required. Will consider 2 individuals sharing position. 933-1384. WANTED: GRADUATE STUDENTS FOR TEMPORARY WORK AT STUDENT STORES TEXTBOOK DEPARTMENT. MUST BE ABLE TO WORK 8:00am-5:00pm. 12685 thru 121785 except Sundays. COME BY STUDENT STORES AND ASK FOR HAZEL O'QUINN, BOYD ELLING TON OR CHARLE BYRD. EQUAL OPPOR TUNITY AFFIRMATIVE ACTION EMPLOYER. Jolly individual needed to play Santa Claus part-time for month of December. Call Monarch Temporary Services fast! 942-0920. Teeth Sensitive? Do cold or sweet foods or liquids make your teeth hurt? The School of Dentistry is conducting research on a new desensitizing toothpaste. To participate or obtain more info, please call Ms Betty T. F., RN graduate periodontics, C-H, 966-2703. Federal, State and Civil Service jobs now available in your area. For info, call (602) 837 3401 Dept. 600. for sale BINGE-VOMIT SELF HELP: three bulimia booklets, $13.25. Hour cassette, $13.50. Professionally respected, used in 7550 plus colleges. Send check to order, or SASE for FREE INFO to: Gurze Books, Box 20066 U1A, Santa Barbara, Ca. 93120 Car stereo SANYO HIGH POWER AMFM - cassette with Dolby Noise Reduction. Metal tape, automatic music search. Perfect condition: must sell! Call before midnight, 942-7524. For Sale: Carolina Meal Card. Increments of $25 or lump sum of $75. Will be off campus next semester, cannot use. 933-7263, after For Sale: 1 Fall-size mattress aad box, braad aew, $30. Call 962-1163 after 7pm aad ask for Stacy. For Sale: Zeaith all-ia-oae home system. AMFM taner, ta ratable, 8 track aad speakers. Very good soaad, aeeda needle, $59. Call 962 1163 after 7pm aad ask for Stacy. For Sale: Two Granville East contracts. Same room. 10 or 19 meal plan. Call 933-1931 or 933-1947 for information. OPERATION SANTA CLAUS Share your Christmas Spirit with the residents of Murdoch Center, a home for the mentally retarded. Bring a donation of new toys, games, clothes, cosmetics, etc. to the box in the Pit December 2, 3, and 4 from 10:00 am till 2.O0 pm or the box in the Campus Y Dec. 2, 3, and 4 Thanks for adding joy to the holidays of others Please send me more informatioa Nam. ptnti print Attest ' 110 (XOttXMM piMM CHyStaU Zp tott tarn rtat Srimri Sand to: Q.A.P.S.. BOO Third Ava. W. Box Call toll-frM: 1 - 800 - 428 5Iar Iferf Granville East contract for sale. Female dorm. Reduced price. Call Now 933-1937. FOR SALE: AR Turntable with Signet 7 cartridge. A great turntable for an incredible price. $350. Must sell. Only 2-years old. Call Andy at 933-9489. FOR SALE Men's Schwinn 22" 10-speed bike. Not beautiful but everything works good. $50 or best offer. Call 967-8192 and ask for Mike. Leave a message or keep trying! Maat aaD Graaviile Eaat (female) coatract for Spriaj semester. Iaclades 19 meals week aad parkiag sticker. Wi3 coaaider aay reaaoaable offer. Call aowl 933-1768. $200 off or best offer! Female Granville South Contract. Please call 933-7455 for more information. Hurry for additional discount! FOR SALE: Two female Hinton James Housing Contracts. Available immediately. Cafl 9334991 or 9334515. Craige housing contract (female) foisale. $50 off regular price or best offer, available now or next semester. Call Cara at 933-3494. FOR SALE: Kenwood 12 band equalizer with reverb; Sansui reverb; and Yamaha M-80 power amplifier, low prices on all. Call 933 9489. Free refrigerator! $100 value. 2.5 cubic feet. With purchase of Craige spring housing contract. Available to female Junior or Senior -or Graduate student. Call 933-7068. $100 cash, pool, all meals, maids, weight room! All yours if you buy my Granville South contract. Co-ed hall and great roommmate. CaU David 933-8420. Must sell Hinton James female contract for spring semester. Interested in a good deal? CaU Kathy at 933-4966. For Sale: aquarium, 20 gallon complete setup. Cal Steve at 968-8661. $75 or best offer. . FOR SALE; beautiful loveseat, $100. Perfect for apartment or dorm room. Price very negotiable. Act soon. CaU 929-0579. " FOR SALE: UNC-UCLA basketball tix. Other games also. $11 or best offer. Can Mike at 933-5315. Hurry! While supplies last! Female Granville contract for sale for Spring Semester. Must sell. Please call 9333-3243 ask forLynne. Assume lease on two bedroom apartment at Estes Park. On bus route. Pool, tennis, laundry facilities. Weekly happy hour priv ileges (inlcudes free beer and food). Available Dec.18- w31 pay Dec. rent. $328month. 942 4572. Electric Typewriter (Silver-Reed), portable case and ribbons. Perfect condition: features correction key, various color print, stencil typing. $125-negotiable. Call Lisa at 967-1852. For Sale: Male Granville South contract for spring semester. $300 discount. Many extras! For more information, call Marc at 933-5618 or 967-0843. Moving off campus and must sen my spring Hinton James contract to nonsmoking female. Very nice roomie. Act now for magnificent discount! 9334521. For Sale- Hard top for MGB. great for winter, good condition. $300. Can Chris 942-2616. Twin size beds are RIDICULOUS! Try a King size waterbed! New price $450, one year old, asking $350 now. Save on chiropractic! Kelly 942-0716. Want to live on North Campus? Two rooms available in Spencer dorm for Spring semes ter. Contact 933-5824 or 933-5826 imme diately. Hurry, theyH seU quickly! One-year spa with membership - $225, or best offer. CaU 942-2692 after 6pm. TAPE DECKS FOR SALE JVC KD55 3 Head, 2 motor program. Search, Toner, $175. KENWOOD 2 Head 630 Front loading, $100. CaU 929-0723. David. cars for sale FOR SALE 1976 VW Bus, runs well, lots of miles; $1100, sexual favors, drugs or best offer. CaH Pat at 942-5710 before 3am. For Sale: 1976 Datsun 280Z. Air conditioning, AM-FM cassette four-speaker stereo, auto matic transmission, 2&2, just-tuned, new breaks, $4000. Call Chris 9674130. 1969 VW - Karman Ghia. $250. Restorable "Poor man's Porche" needs your mechanical TLC. CaU 9680575 and leave message. 1964 VW. Engine, transaxle, upholstery good. Needs body work, clutch. Good for Dunebuggy or parts. CaH 929-8828 after 5pm or on weekend. Geneva Summit Open Forum Toy Lounge in Dey Hall Refreshments following Sponsored by A.P.S.S. ATHLETIC WORLD "Your 1st Choice In Sporting Goods" The Most Complete Line of Athletic Footwear in the Area SELECT STYLES 1G-50OFF Pius Custom Rsstringfng of Tennis and Rsequsihs!! Racquets ATHLETIC WORLD University Square Shopping Center 133 W.Franklin St Chapel Hill. NC (919)942-1078 M-F 10-7 SAT10-( 1 I I I I I I I 2451 I C - 19Q3Q. SaatHa. WA eaioa - 2838 I 1968 HARLEY DAVIDSON 350 SPRINT -MECHANICS DREAM $50 CASH AND CARRY. Call 968-0575. roommate wanted Nonsmoking female roommate wanted -available Dec. 15. Own room in 2-bedroom Carrboro Townehouse. Just furnish your room, busline, $190mo. plus 12 utilities. 942 5574. Please keep trying! (undergrad preferred.) Roommate wanted: 12 duplex; semi furnished: $187.50 plus 12 utilities. Close to campus. CaH Ellen 929-3792 or 929-5909 (leave message). NO PETS. Desperately seeking non-smoking female for own room in huge 3-bedroom apt. Available Dec. 15. On busline, $190month, 13 utilities. Call 933-9051 (grad student preferred.) Female roommate needed beginning Dec. 18. Tar Heel Manor. $175 month plus utilities. Own room. CaU Jane or Cindy at 967-4513. Female roommate wanted for Kensington Trace apartment. Available Dec. 15. Com pletely furnished. Busline and free shuttle bus to campus. $175 month plus V, utilities. CaH Rhonda 968-8790 (leave message). Housemate wanted to share three bedroom country house, ten minutes from UNC campus. Cows for neighbors. Easygoing, but serious student to pay $100 month plus 1 3 utilities. Also open for summer. 942-7803 evenings. Female Roommate wanted for furnished Kingswood apt. Own room, $121month, 1 3 utilities, on busline. Available now. Call 967 6457, ask for Gina, Belivia, or Cheryl. Needed: one or two roommates who enjoy a casual lifestyle and study too. Bolinwood apartments, 13 rent and utlitities. Cal Nick 933-2083. Female roommate wanted for Kingswood . ApL-on-bus wxiie-convenient to campus; furnish own room $90.75month, utilities; available mid-December. CaU 967-7898. Wanted: 2 female, non-smoking , semi studious roommates at Kingswood Apts. $90.75 and V4 utilities each per month. CaU Andree or Lisa at 968-9554. Male roommate wanted for spring semester. $177.50month plus utilities. Furnished except for your room, monthly lease. N-Bus or walk to campus. 933-6291. Female roommate wanted: Oaks Condo. $150month plus Vi utilities. Furnished, on busline. Can 967-7489. We need a non-smoking female roommate for Kingswood Apts. $106month, utilities. Available mid-Dec. 967-6376. Non-smoking female needed to share spa cious 2 bedroom apt. Grad student preferred. $200 plus 14 utilities. On busline, available Dec. 16. 929-7317. Female roommate wanted for Ashley Forest apt. $109 per month, plus Vi utilities. On bus line. Can 942-2616. Responsible, non-smoking female undergrad wanted to share carrboro house. Own room, on busline. $166.67month plus 13 utilities. $100 deposit. Ask for Tonya or Susan, 942 4321. Attention North Campus Girls: Do you need a roommate (or 2) for next semester or next year? Then call us-2 sweet, wonderful girls who would love to be on North Campus next semester (or next year). Tonya 933-5380 or Leslie 933-3119. Male roommate wanted to share 2-bedroom apartment. Furnished, luxurious, appliances, free cable, cool guys. $125mo plus 13 utilities, 929-3794. Female roommate needed for Old Wen Apt - second semester. Fully furnished, TV, pool and tennis. Great roommates! Rent is $115 mo plus 13 utilities. Can 933-8489. Liberal, studious male, non-smoker, wanted to share Kingswod apt. Rent $114 plus 1 3 utilities. CaU Brian or Scott, 968-8060. Wanted: Female rommates for Kensington Trace condo, beginning in January. Fully furnished with housewares, dishwasher, icemaker, AC, bus and shuttle service. Very close to pool and laundry. $175mo. Call 968 8790. JADE TEAL HfcU EL GREEN BLACK BLUE You've seen them on TV. Purchase your very own STV t-shirt in the Pit on Monday and Tuesday. It's what . everyone who Is anyone will be wearing. The Daily Tar Heel will not publish Wed., Nov. 27 Thurs;, Nov. 28 Fit, Nov. 29 Deadlines for Dec. 2 issue are as follows: Classified ads: 12 noon Tues., Nov. 26 Display Classified ads: 12 noon Mon, Nov. 25 Display ads: 3 pm Mon., Nov. 25 i ft Mr Is your roommate graduating in December? If you need a place to live, call April or Bobbi, 942-9348. Rent only $115 plus 13 utilities. Non-smoking female wanted for new condo. On busline. Great roommates. $153mo plus 13 utilities. Call Kelly or Jennifer, 967-4422. Need 2 female roommates beginning Dec or Jan. Carolina Apts. Busline, laundry facilities, $130mo. Call Linda at 967-0843 (Leave message). for rent 2 bedroom duplex, $375month. 4 miles from campus, off 15-501. Sublet Dec. 1 to June 15, with option to renew. 962-2098 (day), 933 5013 (night). Tired of Dorm life? Your first month's rent is free if you sublet our 2 bedroom apt. on busline, convenient to campus. Call Val or Donna for details. 933-6394. Keep trying! $300 CASH, if you take over our Old Well condos lease next semester! Well pay the $300 deposit! Call John at 933-9441 after 7pm. rooms for rent Rooms for rent. 3 meals a day, served weekdays. Students preferred. Kappa Psi Fraternity House on Finley road. CaH 933 9122 or 968-9390. condominiums for sale Live at Mill Creek and walk to campus. Two bedroom, two bath condominiums for sale. From the creators of Chancellor Square. Washers and dryers. Pool. Tennis courts. First units ready January, 1986. CaH 942 7475. You can live at Chancellor Square! Two bedroom, two bath townhouse for sale. Includes quality furnishings ind complete appliance package. Must see. Call 942-7475. rides Doa't act stack here aloae for the holiday! If yoa aeed a ride hoaae for Thaakasiviaji or Chrietsaae, advertise ia the DTH. Coase by the classified office at the DTH. Located ia the Stadeat Uaioa. Ride aeeded to aad froaa Macoa or Atlaata, Georgia. Caa leave Taesday afteraooa. WiHiaa to share drivtag aad expeaaea. Call 942-8113. Ride needed to Cashiers-Highlands-Cullowhee area and back over Thanksgiving Break. Will pay half for gas. Please call Betty 933-8523. The Man from UNCIe r 'I If fciSifc.tOT I I 1 .6iKStoy. I I . I I III! .BTT I lflII-l,V I fill III! I t . rr l at j. Tr . vjr u l l -v. i l f . w l l . ur . l l It. ft A I tV Mi v I I ? I Jl l M J I L l-r sf T II . fl ) vyAjyyy 1" : a 5. - -T"- mmT,m,. i , . .4 la i f Zij5ZS :yr- Doonesbury HI, 7HI9 19 MAFK StfOM&BR, BRQ0DOmiN6 UVBFROMlAFA WTBfmc. ALLWt$KE6KtltJEll i BeTAUaWT01Htmi5l550N 1 A SPBCIAL SHOtUOUEP'UFSM HOMZCOMPMim.' Bloom County jTSj TV MARRY THE Daily ACROSS 1 Mex. dish 6 Tough's doll 10 Tags on 14 Dud 15 Oil-rich prince 16 Winter need 17 Woeful word 18 Nostra 19 Jazzy Fitzgerald 20 60's fashion 22 Steelworks 23 Mork's Dawber 24 Affirmative 28 So long 27 Wage payer 32 Rambler 34 Has influence 36 Wood holder 39 Russia's neighbor 40 McCarthy of films 42 Great review 43 Cian symbol 45 Spruces up 47 Some is cast 49 Rubbing lotion 50 Relative of pshaw 52 Moray 54 Dry, as wine Ride needed to Greenville, S.C. for Thanks giving Break. I will help with gas money and driving. Cafl Mary Lee at 933-3305. Ride needed to and from D.GAnapolis area for Thanksgiving. Can leave Tuesday or Wednesday. WiO share expenses. Please call Karen 929 2739. Ride needed to D.C. area, can leave early Wednesday (possibly Tuesday)., will share expenses and help drive. Call Tome 9334426. Ride needed to Washington DC on Dec. 7. I wiS pay for gas. Please call me. Ask for the. 933-7036. Riders needd to central New Jersey area for Thanksgiving. Leave Tuesday afternoon. Share gas and driving. Call Linda 967-5654 or at the DTH office 962-0245. RIDE OFFERED TO PHILA WILL STOP IN WASH. DC. SHARE EXP AND DRIVING. CALL 967-7561 AFTER 12am. LEAVE WED 12pm, RETURN SUN. Ride needed to and from Charlotte for Thanksgiving. Will share gas expenses. CaU Todd at 9334303. business opportunities Overseas Jobs: Summer, year round, Europe, S. America, Australia, Asia. All fields. $900-2000 month. Sightseeing. Free informa tion. Write UC, P.O. Box 52-NC1, Corona Del Mar, CA 92625. personals Ship Holiday gifts, UPS packages shipped and received. Giftwrapping and packaging. National Mail Services, for all your mailing copying needs. Boxes, tape, ribbon- we've got it all. P.O. Box rentals. National Mail Service. Carr Mill Mall (next to Harris Teeter) 967-6544. Ladies: I'm a 28 year old white male transplanted New Yorker with a grad uate degree, living in wonderful Fayet teville. I'm looking to meet some Triangle women (21-27) interested in developing a caring relationship. I like rock and classical musk, David Letterman, travel ing and good restaurants. Interested? Send a photo and your phone number to: P.O. Box 35552, FayetteviDe, NC 28303. Did Yoa Kaow? Before the Civil War, stadeat. woald drag dead foxes up the aisles of Chapel HI3 charchea oa Satarday aright, thea release fox hoaade darias Saa day aioraias services. Read all about it in CHAPEL HILL: AN ILLUSTRATED HISTORY. $24.95 at all bookstores. Or if you have VISA or MC place your order by calling 967 5350 and we will mafl it to you anywhere at no extra charge. Barclay Publishers, Box 739, Carrboro, N.C. 27510 IN A M0M5KT,U(?LLMT AffFiRST 6U5ST,At5. AUC3 SCmAFJZMAH, A F0PM5R. GARAWT WORKER NP LON6-VM5 HABfWeOF 1H5PARK. ENOUGH OF WIS FOOUNb AMUNP-. ters seme POUN ANP STAKT A FAMILY. MARRY? I Crossword by 1985 Tribune Madia Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved 55 Burden 30 Eye make-up 57 Table staple 31 Celebrate 63 Office helper 33 Get out 64 Oligarch 35 Left-handed 65Sp.pai 37 Tied 66 Br. weapon 38 Occident 67 First name 41 Afternoon in song prayer 68 Rub-on patch 44 Stooge name 69 Trial run 46 Colombian 70 Historic river 71 Low joint 48 Snuggle 50 Breakfast DOWN bread 1 Chowder meat 51 wed 2 Copter prefix 53 Sci-fi weapon 3 " old cow- 5s Posted hand" 58 A Turner 4 Places 59 Prayer end 5 Singing group 60 Punt member once 61 Gallic equal 6 Small length 62 Function 7 Cupid 8 Indistinct 9 Pencil end 10 Throat clearer 11 Juries do 12 Flirt 13 Humdrum 21 Arctic boat 25 Maydayl 27 Give off 23 Painter Joan 29 Cliches The Daily Tar HeelMonday, November 25, 19859 TUESDAY NIGHT - PRE THANKS GIVING PARTY NIGHT AT RAS CAL'S, 159!4 E FRANKLIN STREET. MIXED DRINKS, ROCK, FUNK AND BEACH MUSIC! RASCAL'S -YOUR PRIVATE CLUB! Sigma Nu's, I appreciate all who took time to talk to me and keep me from my studies, 1334. 1362, 1412, and especially 1370. By the way, 1370, did you really have the most knarly fart at nationals? Ill be seeing you. -Holly. Winston, Congratulations! Sigma Chi is lucky to gety a great guy like you! How "bout a big bear hug? Lots of Love, Your lil' sis'! Iiada LORRAINE T., Happy 19tk! Now yoa're legal ao no more fazzy bedroom slipper, or aleep iag with aay staffed animal, except at! Love, Mr. Baaay. Papa Bear! Thanks for being you! From the first night I saw you at He's Not, I knew that you were very special! Mama Bear. Dear Tammy, I miss you. I love you, after all you are perfect. I'm happiest and luckiest and I LOVE YOU FROEVER, Daniel. The Far Side 1985 Universal Press Syndicate In God's BUT FIRST, BACK GROUND. THIS WINTER, TH5 NUMBER. OF HOME LESS HBPB MAY SUR THAT REACHEV DURING THE P6PZE66I0N.. mm HA,HA! W! IS If I PONT mtmo START A FAMILY LMte...0A8Y. SU6AR 300-300,. HOW LONG HM wepeeN PATIN& NOW f l H. Kermit Jackson I , , ,.W R E N 10 R E : A N T H E R L AjL U M !JA MT BER I A"UN I T J NEE B. U 1 JL n A F.1 R E U N. 0. E.R. 111 E JJLILIEn. E. S.I S. S0ri E S TfFZ P I L OjSJE .JS R 0 ALOE 11 aTTjl""V ietx iaeei IA DI O.D.E.R. UNI IdIaImieisLJe IaIr Is LJTIa 10 Is 1 "i U 1 R E r 6 7 s i jio I11 i2 1 13 75 T5 " " T5-" ' 20 " " IT" " " 22 """" """" T ' 23 """ '24 " " 25 26 j 27 28 1 29 130 " TT" """" 32 """" 33" "" 34 IT" " " IT" "" 3TT3T" 39 "" 75 ' 7T 42" 7T " 44" ' 45 "' 46 " " . . , 50 s7" """"" TT IT """"" IT" Tl " b6 57 58" "" """"" " bSplbQ j&1 jbT 63 " j - 65 b8 jM Get the new spring live of STV t shirts in JADE, TEAK. RED, BLUE, GREEN, or BLACK for $6, in the PIT on Monday and Tuesday. M. Almost lost my head. Forgive me 'or messing with your mind. P. Cathy - Girl, Do I deserve BD from TPBPNES? Bogus British love could be TOO RISKY!! Will a rose make Mr. Wackadoo stand up and say hello? Was he really all naked-like on the couch or was it all a dream? K. McBeth, you know what I'd like to say, but it's already been said, so IH just embarass you. You're now too old to make-out on Chase lawn or on the Methodist church steps when you're drunk. Now you're 20 and moved up to staying in cuz's room til 6am. Happy Birthday. Love, Tracey. To the asses who took two dark-colored umbrellas from 1st floor Everett Thurs. night: You are vermin from hell, and since it doesn't rain in hell, you won't be needing those umbrellas. Please return same to 307 Mangum. To the guy wearing the red sweater and the black Polo jacket. We saw you on Cameron Ave. Thursday and you looked HOT! The 2 girls wearing sweatpants in the cool car. Reply DTH. Sorre1W,rQ tells nre -this mnq's only haii-baKec kitchen ALCE, OOPS. SORRY. I THAT TH0U6HT YOU UJER5 I5NTT DCXN6 AN OPEN FUNNY INS MONOLOGUE. Mimes. BIOLOGICAL I CLOCK (5 S XJLM CAPS AGiOW C.0.M1 ALII JL.L0.RA. A L 1 A , N. 1 N. A L A N. N. Y. 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