The Daily Tar HeelMonday, February 24, 19869 DA Fox establishes guidelines for adult Cy rV.JXE GUMZEKHAUCER Staff Writer District Attorney Carl Fox has developed obscenity guidelines for county video dealers concerned their videotapes are in violation of the state pornography law. Local video dealers met with Fox Feb. 7 to review the guidelines, and dealers are currently reviewing their tapes to determine which videos violate the law. Fox also made the guidelines available to local merchants. According to Fox's guidelines, video tapes are considered obscene if they contain scenes of child pornography, incest, rape or bestiality. The guidelines also make illegal scenes in which adult actors portray children engaging in sexual activity, Fox said earlier this week. Scenes that show torture, bondage, excretion, sado-masochism or use of harmful devices for sexual gratification are also illegal, Fox said. A single scene in violation of the law would render a videotape obscene. "If they have one scene, they're gone," Fox said. Classified Info Return id and check or money order to the DTH ottice by noon tho business day before your ad is to run. Ads must ba prepaid. Rates: 25 words or less Students, Student Organizations and Individuals: $2:00 first day Businesses: $4:00 per day 5$ for each additional word $1.00 per day for any boxed ad or bold type FOUND ads win run five days FREE. Beginning March 17, all FOR SALE ads will be charged at regular classified prices. Please notify the DTH office imme diately if there are mistakes in your ad. We will be responsible only for the first ad run. announcements FREE COUPONS in the yellow pages of the Campus Telephone Directory. Use them today! RAINBOW SOCCER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: REGISTER NOW FOR "86 SPRING RAINBOW SOCCER. Office at 500 W. Rosemary Street now open Monday through Friday noon to 6:00 P.M. Office open Saturdays, February 15th and 22nd, from 10:00 A.M. to noon. FIELD REGISTRATION February 15th and 22nd from 10:00 A.M. to noon at the Rainbow Soccer Stadium off CleJand Rd. and 15-501 University Mall. TEAMS ANNOfftED ,5ifuT2,'MarcTv 1. frojrTffat to:00-Atdt&'t ttemaxa Sccef-rLL BtrU! Ill otter a reward, lm. Stadium. PRACTICE BEGINS Monday and Tuesday, March 3rd and 4th. RAINBOW SOCCER IS a recreational soccer program focused on ski and fun, open to players of any age, sex, or skill. The use of the Rainbow Soccer Stadium is through the courtesy of the UNC Endowment Fund, Inc. Students come in and try Burger King's Double-Cheeseburger Combo. You get a regular Double -Cheesburber, large fry and medium Pepsi for only $2.25 at our Franklin St. & Elliot Rd. locations. SKYDIVING COURSE. MAKE YOU3 FT2ST JUMP ON A HIGH PERFORMANCE PARACHUTE. $100 INCLUDES EVERYTHING YOU NEED. ONLY 39 MINUTES FROM CAMPUS. CALL TODAY. (919) 53-1519. RALEIGH'S FINEST has com to Chapel H21. Call to DJ yoar aext party. ReasoaabJe rate. Jaaoa or Miko at 933-5145. CLUB FOOTBALL MEETING, Thursday, February 27th, 7:00 pm - 8:00 pm at Morrison Hall Rec. Rm. Non scholarship students and university employees eligible to participate. Spring schedule includes 3 games. Club dues $30.00. Happy days are here again at Peppi's! Come in on Monday 5 p.m.-8p.m. for all all yoa caa cat pizza, soup, and salad. Jaat $3.85. Happy days bever ages are 60-oz. pitchers for oaly $2.9535 cans, 654 draft. services ABORTION - TO 20 WEEKS. Private and confidential GYN facility with Saturday and weekday appointments available. Pain med ication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-0824. PREGNANT? NEED HELP? Free preg nancy testing. CaU PSS at 942-7318. All services confidential. Looking for a JOB? Need extra CASH? The Student Part-Time Employment Service can help! Office open 1-4 pm Mon.- Thurs., 207B Union. 962-0131. Ushers needed for Department of Dramatic Art production BUS STOP Feb. 26-March 2 Sign-up Graham Memorial The Department of Dramatic Art presents BUS STOP by William Inge A poignant drama of Middle America Playmakers Theatre Feb.26-Mar.2 Sun. at 2 & 7 pm Tx. on Sale Now Call 962-1121 Graham Memorial Bldg. Mainstream movies are not included in the guidelines, he said, even though some include scenes of sexual torture or rape. The state pornography law went into effect Oct. 1, making the sale and distribution" of obscene materials a felony. It included a "harmful to minors" statute requiring that sexually explicit and obscene materials be inaccessible to minors in businesses that serve minors. Defined by the state law, sexual activity includes touching, in an act of apparent sexual stimulation or sexual abuse, of the clothed or unclothed genitals, pubic area or buttocks of another person or the clothed or unclothed breasts of a human female. The law allows obscenity to be defined by local standards, and local video dealers had been unsure of what materials they could legally sell. Store owners have been very coop erative, Fox said. "They contacted me first," he said, adding that adult videos are just one branch of their businesses. "These are people who live in this community," Fox said of the dealers. Ihr Bailg TDS COMPUTERS will match student stores low prices on the COMMODORE AMIGA. Knowledgeable user support, software, and in-house repair. Mon.-Fri. 10-6, Sat. 104. 929-4593. NEED A PAPER TYPED? Accurate, depen dable typing on a word processor. Will do technical papers, short papers and theses. CaB 962-4095. Experienced technician to fix your VCR & stereo system of all kinds. A reasonable rate & quick turnaround time. Norina Instru ments Company, 104 W. Main St. Carrboro. 942-3777. Bring this ad in for a 10 discount. TYPING TYPING TYPING 933-2163 TYPING TYPING TYPING lost and found LOST: Diver's Watch. Lost Somewhere between Campus and Hamilton 100. Please help! Reward! Call Chris 933-6044. LOST: Gold filigree wedding band. Area of Villages Apartments, Carolina Apartments, Rascals, Four Corners, Franklin St. If found, please call Julie at 968-1021. REWARD OFFERED: GOLD MEDAL ENGRAVED BOTH SIDES, IDENTIFYING WORDS (ESSAY AWARD) (WEAVER VILLE COLLEGE) AND GOLD NECK RING. CALL COLLECT 919-484-1551 or 919483-3611. GOLD WATCH FOUND in Davis Ubrary call Sigma Phi Epsilon 933-5488 ask for Hennen. DESPERATELY SEEKING WALLET: To whomever called me about the wallet I lost tKe Vf axe Ffcrest GameTast week-PLEAStr ' desperate!! John K. McCarthy. FOUND: Teardrop-shaped earring in Man gum dorm Sat. night Call Dean 933-8856. FOUND: turquoise bracelet in Student Stores. Call Daan 933-8856. LOST: Set of keys on a leather Aigner key chain, Valentine's Day on Franklin Street. Please call 933-8373 if found. FOUND: BASKETBALL IN WOOLEN GYM on Tuesday, Feb. 11. Can 933-8926 to identify. LOST: 2-11 pair of glasses in soft tan case. CaU 933-6403. Reward. help wanted Immediate Opening for 100 plasma donors. Earn extra money. Call Sera Tec Biolog icals 942-0251, KJ4 E. Franklin St. Hours Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, 8:30-7; Wed nesday & Friday 8:30-5. FEMALES (18-22) NEEDED FOR BONE HEALTH STUDY. Obtain free personal report on your diet and bone health. Call Nutrition Department for information, appointment 966-3402. An American Celebration (3 plays in Rep.) Jan. 31 -Mar. 16 Paul Green Theatre STUDENT TUESDAY THE GUITEAU BURLESQUE The UNC Loreleis Feb. 25 at 7:30 Call 962-1 121 Graham Mem. Bldg. HIRING SUMMER CAMP COUNSELORS Camp Grimes Boy Scout Camp, near Marion. North Carolina. Salary range $50 $300. Write 1410 East 7th Street, Charlotte, North Carolina 28204. for details Torn Between Two Loves? Your Career and Your Mate? You Can Have Them Both! Panel Discussion February 24 8:00 208 Carolina Union A Presentation of the Carolina Union Human Relations Committee O7(0St (Ear Mnl $3.75aonr pins boaascs. Potca tial to cam over SSkr by calling alumni for the Caroliaa Faad. Desiga yoar owl schedule. Call two evenings or more per week. For aa interview, call 962-7015. UNC registered students or faculty needed as sperm donors. Please help our patients and contact the Reproductive Endocrinology Laboratory of the UNC Medical School at 962-65 for further information. CAMP COUNSELORS -MF - Outstanding Slim and Trim Down Camps: Tennis, Dance, Slimnastics, WSI, Athletics, Nutrition Dietetics. 20 plus. Separate girls' and boys' camps. 7 weeks. CAMP CAMELOT on COLLEGE CAMPUSES at Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, No. Carolina, California. Contact: Michele Friedman, Director, 947 Hewalett Dr., No. Woodmere, N.Y. 11581, 800-421-4321." OVERSEAS JOBS. Summer, yr.round. Europe, S. America., Australia, Asia. All fields. $900-2000 mo. Sightseeing. Free info. Write I JC, P.O. Box 52-NC-l Corona Del Mar, Ca 92625. QUALIFIED TO CARE FOR CHILD REN? Parents are looking for caregivers to come into their homes to care for their children. CHILD CARE NETWORKS is a non-profit referral agency that helps parents and caregivers get together. 942 . 0184. Got that entrepreneurial spirit? Tired of making only $5-$6 per hour? Call 933 5406 (mornings or 5-7 pm). A new Sports .Apparel Company now looking for sales representatives. HELP WANTED: Cooks and waits. Apply in person at Flying Burrito, 746)4 Airport Rd. Town & Country Shopping Center. Expe rience preferred but will train. Part-time Easter Help! University Mall is looking for persons to take pictures and play the role of the Easter Bunny, March 13 - 29. Please call for available schedules. 967-6938. Ask for Mark. ARE YOU A FUTURE BUSINESS LEADER? Established, student managed company is looking for Carolina Students for full-time, summer work. Professional training provided $4500avg. for summer. Inquire today for interview information. Send name, major, local phone, etc. to: Summer Jobs, Suite 141, 95 S. Elliot Rd.. Chapel Hill, N.C. 27514. Fialey Golf Coarae ia bow accepting applications for part-time poaitiona for oar snack skop. Please call J.D. Wright at 962-2349 or coma by oar pro shop between 9 & 5. We are an Equal Opportunity, Affirmative Action Employer. BASEBALLSOFTBALL UMPIRES AND SCOREKEEPERS Chapel Hill Pksrec. Officiate or score for boy's baseball and adult or girls's softbail. Evenings and some weekends (10-20 hrwk); April-mid July. Umpires: prefer 1 full " season of umpiring;$5.25-6.00hr. Scorekeepers: require 1 full season of scorekeeping $3.35 $4.00hr. Additional training provided. Must be polite, neat and able to communicate effectively with participants. APPLY BY FEB. 28: 200 Plant Rd. 968-2784. EOAAe ' TENNIS INSTRUCTOR Chapel Hill Pks Rec. Teach Beginner thru Advanced levels to adults. M-Th, 9:30-11:30 A.M.; mid-March-Dec.- Prefer 2 years playing experience. Require 6 months teaching experience. Must . be patient and able to get along with others. $5.50hr, APPLY BY Feb. 28: 200 Plant Rd. 968-2784. EOAAE BALLFELD PREPARER- Chapel Hill Pks rec. Line, drag and groom 4-7 fields for youth and adult baseballsort ball. Weekday morn I ings and some weekend hours, approx. 30 hrswk; April-Oct. requires 1 season of field maintenance. $3.60hr. APPLY BY MARCH 14: 200 plant Rd. 968-2784. EOAAe RECONCILIATION AND THE BIBLE Rev. Roland Murphey Monday, Feb. 24 8 pm Newman Center Please bring your Bible CLASS OF 1987 MARSHAL APPLICATIONS ARE NOV AVAILABLE Pick up at Union Desk Due February 28 5 pm APPLY NOW! CLASS OF 1987 video tapes "They want to be within the letter of the law." From what owners have told him, Fox said, stores will find anywhere from none to one-third of their adult videos in violation of the law. Fox said he will strongly enforce the guidelines, although he did not have the manpower to install an officer in every video store. Investigators will routinely screen films from the stores, he said, and charges will be brought against store owners who violated the law. "If they abide by the guidelines, it doesn't bother me that we wouldn't make any arrests," Fox said. The law allows people to rent adult videos at age 16, Fox said, but he asked store owners to check identification and to not rent adult tapes to anyone under 18. The age 16 was not a good cut-off age, he said, since most people between 16 and 18 live with their parents anyway. ' Fox said that by law, dealers cannot advertise adult movies, and dealers must keep X-rated tapes in a room or case separate from other tapes. CASH IN ON YOUR COLD! Non smoking, white males with colds a:id flu needed for paid EPA research at UNC-no asthma or hay fever. Call Dr. Chapman at 541-5026 or Ms. Nichols at 541-3804 as soon as you think you are getting sick. Perfect part-time job for students. 5:30 9:00 p.m. $4.00hour- $5-7.00 after training. CaU after 1:00 p.m., 929-1413. SummeT lifeguard Memorial Day thru Labor Day. Must have WSI. Apply in person. Hope Valley Country Club, 3803 Dover Rd., Durham. See Larry Harris between 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. Tuesday thru Friday or call 489 6565 for an appointment. We are looking for energetic people with the will to work and the determination to put forth their best efforts in the fast food industry. Burger King at 140 Elliot Road is hiring for day shift with free parking, great pay and 'advancement opportunities. Apply in person. If you are contemplating a career in retail, or simply looking for an enjoyable part-time job in women's fashions, Livingston's Plus Sizes in Durham is interested in hearing from you. We pay $5.00 an hour plus clothing . discount, flexible working hours and attrac tive surroundings. Knowledge of larger sizes a plus. Write: Personnel, Livingston's, 4201 University Drive, Durham 27707. Seeking expressive female over 21 to model for professional artistphotographer. Expe rience is not necessary. Please call Ira Yarbrough at 929-0783 for an appointment. $10 hour. The City of Greensboro, N.C. is accepting applications for the 1986 College Intern Program. The prbgrartf iS designed to provide meaningful work experience to supplement academic work for college students inter ested in government as a potential career. This year's program consists of internships targeting a variety of academic interests, rising juniors, seniors, graduates and recent graduates from accredited institutions are eligible to apply. The 1986 College Intern Program is a ten week program normally beginning May 28, 1986 and lasting through August 6, 1986. The rate of pay is $4.70 per hour. Arrangements have been made with . two local universities to provide housing ( on a space-available basis) at the interns' request and expense. For more information, contact the Employment Office, City of Greensboro, Drawer W-2, Greensboro, N.C. 27402 or call (919) 373-2080. The closing date for accepting applications is March 7, 1986. for sale For Sale: Hidc-A-Bed Coach. Earth Toaes. Great Coaditioa $175. CaO 933-2219. Panasonic Walkman with radio and cassette $25. Norelco Electric Razor $20. 933-3212. Compact Disc Player: Yamaha CD-37 1 month old. Incredible sound, 3 beam pickup, double resolution filter, programable, looks great. New $400, asking $325. Call Darren: 942-9519. FOR SALE: Polaroid SLR 60 Instant Camera. Original film still in camera. Retail price: $265. For sale for only $150. Price negotiable. 933 7334. Male student needed to buy my Craige dormitory room contract. Approximately $330 if assumed before March 1. Call 933 7154 or 929-8779 evenings. Ask for Martin. Norelco Electric Razor $20. Garrard Turn table, needs dust cover $15. 933-3212. FOR SALE: New Sanyo refrigerator. 10 cubic .feet. $100 or best offer. New desk-$75 or best offer. Both for $150. Leaving town. Must sell. Cafl Vincent 942-3920 or 929-8989. FOR SALE: Used Vtvitar 200mm zoom lens for Minolta Cameras, good condition; $25. Used Autowinder G for Minolta X-Series cameras, excellent condition wcase and manuals; $55. Used Electra dedicated flash for Minolta X-Series cmeras wmanuals; $15 good plus condition. Used Nikonos II underwater camera, good condition $90. Used Yashica-Mat 120 Double-Lens-Reflex view camera, good condition; $35. Call Jim at 933-7413. Men's black CB Sports Ski bibs, size 32. Almost new, used only twice. Bought for $135, but will sacrifice for $85. Call 933-2197. Hey! SPRING BREAK is almost here! What will you wear on the beaches of Bimmi? For the ultimate in Lauderdale leisure-wear contact Tucker Stevens 968-9073 or 967-9327 or stop by 300 South Columbia St (3rd floor) for authentic Hawaiian shorts, excellent quality, 100 cotton. Uniquely styled. ueiay. Time is running out! Catch a ride with The Daily Tar Heel for Spring Break! Stereo for Sale. Turntable, receiver, tape deck, and equalizer. AD Technics Equipment $125 for each component. Call Steve 942 6468 after 10 pm. FOR SALE: twin trundle bed with mattresses. Good condtion, perfect for guests or child ren: $45. Call Bill at 6-3580 or Sandra 6-1067. Canon Sureshot 35 mm camera. Very good condtbn. good pictures. $65 or negotiable. Cafl 933-9296. ; 'i Royal Electric Typewriter $90, tall bookcase $50, Brass Headboard $35, Beige Carpet $50, everything is in excellent condition. Please call after 5 pm, 929-2888. cars for sale 72 Datsun 510 station wagon. Rebuilt engine, many new parts. Recent inspection. Not pretty, but runs fine. $500 firm. Laurie, 962 0500 days 683-9529 evenings, roommates FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED: Carolina Apartments D24. Call 942-9385. Quiet male roommate wanted. Royal Park Apts., $17 1month plus utilities. Large private bedroom on bus route. Non-smokers only please. CaD Steve, 929-3772. Female roommate wanted to share 2 bedroom Carolina Apt. $140mo plus 13 utilities. Feb. rent free. Please call 968-8626 or 929-7029. 2 Female Roommates needed for Fall semester. 2BR condo at The Oaks. Washer dryer and all major appliances. !4 rent and V, utilities. Melissa or Denise. 967-4251. for rent Single apartment 2 blocks from campus available for the 86-87 Academic Year. Lease includes previous summer. $250 per month. Call M-W-F, 5-7 pm. 942-9606. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, fully furnished Condo in Chapel Hill. Call 489-8747 (Durham) for details. We'll make your roommate disappear! Spacious 2 BR, 2Bt - perfect for roommates. Swimming pool, tennis courts, energy efficient gas heat Sunstone Apartments 942 0481. Ask About Our 2 for 1 Special. rides needed 1 need a ride to Connecticut for Spring Break. Willing to leave anytime, share driving, expenses. Hartford area preferred, but anywhere fine. Call Brian at 933-8926. NEEDED: Bide to Soatheaat West Virginia or Blacksburg Va area for spring break. Will share expeases. Call Libby 933-2012. The Man from UNCIe M6 X IMV 1'At TfcVlNG- TO SrFKTIV Doonesbury Y0UANPJ.J. HAVB FEALL Y CXRV5P OUT AN AWESOME N5W UFESTfLB FOR TT" YQURSEIVES, "Tl UllC Ci$$m Mtv f asm 'A ' 7 a If i I I tl f a a m i w 1 a a t a . J-a m m m rsTvn srj- kvTM-i r- . i .v 'js i r a uii mi i vr uiii -vi 1 si v a vi i i -d d K K gK S JH J I - I J I 1 A.&&frMftgtta f 1 Bloom County IF I (5GPA UTKBOF YXR THE Daily ACROSS 1 Boast 5 Egyptian god 9 Ghetto 13 A Chaplin 14 Automaton 16 Swiss river 17 Luge 18 Arrow 20 Plumlike fruit 21 Wrestling milieu 22 Defeated 23 Delicate 25 Pie mode 26 Pursues 28 Excess 33 Nonsense! 34 Calyx part 36 Detection ddvico 37 With regard to 33 More sensible 41 Spreads hay to dry 42 Dirties 44 Stair part 48 Myamigo's uncle 47 Fruitful 49 Leave stranded 51 Vegas 52 Terrace 53 Uproar 57 Samovar 58 61 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 15 19 24 25 26 27 condominiums for sale Live at MILL CREEK and walk to campus. Two BR, two bath condominiums for sale. From the creators of Chancellor Square. Washers and dryers. Pool. Tennis courts. First units ready March 1986. CaD 942-7475. CONDO FOR SALE: University Gardens, 2 bedroom, 1 bath flat. Remodeled 1981. Walking distance to campus. 4186 occu pancy. $34 300. Pete Thorn, Broker 929-2 179. real estate CUSTOM BUILDER with 2 acre wooded country lots, 3 miles from campus, desires buyers for designbuilt, custom homes. 130 160 K range. Pete Thorn, Capricorn Con struction Company 929-2179. WHISPERING HILLS: 2 bedroom, luxury townhomes,' .8 miles from campus, in a neighborhood of winding streets and old fashioned street lamps. Walking distance from downtown Carrboro. Low $60,000s. . FHA financing available, precompletion bargains now. Call Pete Thorn, Capricorn Construction Company. 929-2179. Traditional 3 bedroom, 2 bath, energy efficient new home with garage. Webwood subdivision, N. Carrboro. $120,700. Pete Thorn, Capricorn Construction Co. 929 2179. wanted Need a DJ? Call Dr. Tambay to rock it the right way. Professional equipment - professional show. And only $75! So call today at 968-8753. WANTED BADLY- 2 non-student tickets to the UNC-Virginia game- Feb. 26th. Will pay $20 each. Please call Karen 933-7317-as soon as possible. HELP! I need three non-student tickets to UVA Game. CaU 967-5429. Keep trying. Two general admission tickets to the Duke UNC game. Respond via Duke Chronicle classifieds. Box 46, Durham 27706. Ad rate $2day. Hurry Need 2 non-student tickets to the Virginia basketball game, price negotiable. Please call coDect and ask for Tony at (703) 629-1613. Help! I need 2 or 3 non-student tickets to the UNC Virginia game. Call Pete at 933 5503. personals ALL GAIN! NO PAIN! Be an Orientation Counselor. Meet interesting people, have fun while helping new students adjust to the Carolina Experience. Apply today. Applica tions available at the Carolina Union, basement of Steele Bldg, Residence Area Offices. Applications due in basement of Steele by Wednesday, March 6, 1986. 0UUSEYE i vanowM mvAxrrcwsY- RCRgMRNSe. OF . COURSB VOUDO. Crossword )1986 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved it a if ) f m . t m. a li a a m .v m a a r r t WTw.IPON'T ,ltnA W UBLL, O0NDO5I5MY KNO0U ABOUT SSL" LS GUES5. WHAT BECOME OF 7W775$. UAWENSINCB p ITHA5TOBB WIEFT? CONDCS.RieHT I ' 5 Duck Odin Sea (arm of the Arctic) Teheran coin Ointment Okla. city "but the brave.-" Colored Unit of force DOWN Headman Laze Tom, Dick or Harry Certain birds Pledges Pertaining to sound quality Encourage By what means? Impudent talk Cafeau Goad Repair Postpone Irish poet He lost to DDE Everything: Ger. Brittle Esteem 28 Hysterical fear 29 Highly spiced 30 Cause of intoxication 31 Source of entertainment 32 Malicious burning 35 Prince of Troy 38 Building wing 40 Sent back 43 Stupid 45 Sneaky person 48 Destinies 50 Took a chance 52 Verify 53 Ripped 54 Freshwater mussel 55 Nasty 56 Af r. river 57 Repulsive 59 Shamrock land 60 Virginia of tennis 62 Household member CHAPEL HILL STUDENTS. R&R in March and April. Getaway to Mountain Brook Cottages in the Smokies. Now, $104. weekend for 2, $130 weekend for 4. FIRE PLACES. Spring break rates available. 704 5864329. Lady at Fieldhouse 2-19. 1 hit the rear of your car. I need to talk with you 933-4427. Gabe. KEY, SUSAN! Happy Anniversary. May we celebrate many more. Love, B. SALES REPS HOME TELEPHONE AND OUTSIDE SALES. IN GOD WE TRUST. INC. P.O. BOX 18088 Asheville, N.C. 28814. (704)256082. Maria, Hope your 21st at the beach was fun. Good luck tonight with conditionals. Your big brother, Kathy. ATTENTION DERRIDA IN DA TEXT CLUB: De Man(o) dictates demise (en scene) of derogatory deconstructionisL Herman U. ticks. Aady, Ed, aad Tua are Heriaa discoeat ericas oa tha area's , widest aelectiaa af eaitars, 4raaM, keyboards, aad electroa ica at the MUSIC LOFT, 300 E. Maia, Carrboro. 94S-4411. The Far Side 1 i& -, s 2-24 1966 Universal Press Syndicate f ' f Testing the carnivore-proof vest. "THAT DAS THE GUmST plw ive f vEfc seen; SJR5Y0UPD. ITS IN eormmm AfJP it VCR MR kkiki m&s. OP 7 5- T ir- fr"r"THit- yrwm-V' i' 'ht Tf "r, ft in --rJ-' n-T" t'tni- 'Hrf-- -"if ' -"'r"-'- - - ' I " ARlAinSAlFIE -APSE D. JE JL E jSLiLi.JL IA R.i.N.1 MCeMl8rr; Mil AMM A OlA L IB A fft - ..: " S E A JAP ElHAiJj sTUa T 0 QlUlDO 11 A L BlffilG 0 R.E ylJDAl WIS EJULUS A V ElRlf S A Q B. JL Hf A i. All rZm E 1 K : , A S I U PjA HA B E B U 1H1ID ilS A.LLKL "AilJL ! S N.S1 0. D. E. R flu A. IfIeItIeL IT IE IR IN LiR IE IA IM 1 1 H T3 p I IS 16 17 II it 110 111 112 - -j -. -.,. 2 '1 27 " "" """"" vT " " "" iriTo'Ti ""HT" 33 " IT" "" 35" " " 36 "" " 1 37' 3I" ""'39 IT" " 4t "IF" 43 j 44 4S" """" 46 . x 47 48 49 bO . 53M 1 55 T &6 S7" " b J9"ToO TT " IT" " "" "" 63 "" -. - w . . - - . I f- " I . i I 1 by Florence Adler Mr. B. Why would you want to be seen Thursday night, unless this could be the start of something big? Do. you think you can get it to grow, Beverly? TinkerbeB P.S. Guilt is an emotion I don't surfer from. Twinkle Twinkle To the cute blonde in the flowered jeans and white blouse sitting in section 116 Row O seat 4 at the Maryland game: your mom made me nervous, but I would like to meet you. If interested, respond DTH. Mild mannered in seat 3. To the short, blond-haired girl with the white and blue striped earrings, white blouse, blue sleeveless sweater and the most beautiful eyes, sitting in 205, row I, seat 3 at the Maryland game. Let me treat you to (inner. I couldn't keep my eyes off of you as you frequently noticed when we caught eyes. Reply DTH. Can't eat minerals, animals usually eat me, but I love to eat my vegetables raw! Where do you fit in? Guy in the box office. A?.!CM SOCIETY' ...IftFAN.lLAJF Aston! V0Uo.) Q H WONG. RZPRE! LA CA5A IT SURE r, rA mieklA I ic liuiin 3; HWtBNB LOOKING R3K1HAT SOWER CAP M I