The Daily Tar Heel Wednesday, March 18, 19877
UNC-AAF presents Comedy Night from Charlie
Goodnights at 8 pm on Thursday March 19 in Carroll
Hall. Tickets are (5.00 in the Union and at the door.
To the long haired blond in jeans and black coat carrying
a red knapsack walking up North Medical Drive, 3
6, 8:45 am (whew!): You are Beautiful.
NCAA FINAL FOUR TICKET -One free with each
purchase of Old WeH photo send $250.00 Certified
check or money order- CSUH Realty PO Box 40123
FayettevOle, NC 28309 Only 8 left!
Anti-Violence Activist
Center for Teaching Non-Violence & NCTV full
time staff. Lodging & $6000yr. Research on
aggression, clearinghouse, publishing & lobbying
against violence including TV. film, war toys,
sports, erotica. Next to U. Illinois. Student loans
deferable. 217-384-1920. PO Box 2157,
Champaign, IL 6 1 820
Class of 'S8
Work with the Senior Class
of '88 as a:
Marshal
Committee Chairperson
Committee Member
Applications available at the lakm Desk
Deadline extended to
March 25
Juniors, the best is yet to come!
Campus Y
WALK FOR
HUMANITY
1 0.00 Saturday, March 2 1
All those who are
interested pick up Sponsor
Sheets at the Campus Y or
Call 962-2333
THE CAROLINA
WATER SKI CLUB
MEETING
Thursday March 19
Rm 209 Union
Everyone Is
Welcome!
SENIOR FORMAL
, March 28
Radisson Hotel Durham
$10 per person
Tickets available at
the Senior Class
Office, Suite 8,
Carolina Union.
Limited Number!
WINE EDUCATION
COURSE
March 23, 30 & April 6
WINE TASTING... HOW
TO SELECT WINE...
READING THE LABELS...
AND MORE!
sign up in the Pit
March 18 & 19
12:30-2:00
$5.00 Course Fee
Must have proof of age
(21)&UNCID
sponsored by Carolina Union
Help Uanted
Housekeeping
atCelsus
Restaurant
2-3 hours
per day
CALL
962-2407
SUPER SAVINGS OH
5 PRINq BREAK SPECIALS
STOP IN & SAVE!
March 16-19
24 expProc ONLY $5.9
36 expProc ONLY $8.99
'V-Mareh 23-25"""'
Give Prints To Friends
4 Reprints $1.00
FLADI gy
University Square
933-8313
LIMITED TIME gorgeous, brand new one bedroom
apartments. Starting at $340.00month. Rock Crk
Aamtat 967-2111.
"IMPEACH REAGAN" bumper stickers. Send $2.00 in
bills and a stamped self -addressed business (10) ,
envelope to: Bill Mitchell. 1823 Evelyn Avenue,
Memphis. TN 38114.
Jordan's Bar-Good Music, Good Times!! House
Highballs $1.25, Long Neck Beers $1.00-PKjs specials
every nite Jordan's Bar-the place to be, Jordan's Bar.
Parking Space for rent Next
to Columbia & Rosemary St.
intersection. $25.00 per
month includes evenings and
weekends. Call 929-6577.
DONT MISS
OUR SPECIAL
Spacious, 1 -Bedroom Apartments
IV4 ml. From Campus
On Bus Line
Pool All Amenities
6-9-1 2 Mo. Leases Available
Rf&gewood
O A-, -i A-
npai intents
404 Jones Ferry Road
Carrboro
929-3821
Peace Corps
Recruiters on Campus
March 18, 19&20
Sign up for interviews
in 211 Hanes Hall.
Slide Show
Thur., March 19 7-9pm
209 Hanes Hall
Help Shape Your
STUDENT THEATRE!
Make Nominations For
1987-88 UNC LAB
THEATRE PRODUCING
BOA RD and DRA MA TIC
ART FACULTY REPS
Wednesday, March 18
5:15pm, Lab Theatre
06 Graham Memorial
Comedy Night
from
Charlie Goodnights
Thursday March 19
8 PM
Cairo
Tickets on Sale at the
Union and at the
Door
Price: $5.00
Student Television
is airing it's TWO
iveeklq shows
TONITE at jg
and YOU
need to be there to
UATCft them!
TURN US ON!
WINE EDUCATION
COURSE
March 23, 30 & April 6
WINE TASTING... HOW
TO SELECT WINE...
READING THE LABELS...
AND MORE!
sign up in the Pit
March 18 & 19
12:30-2:00
ID Required
$5.00 Course Fee
sponsored by Carolina Union .
LIONS and
and BEARS!
OH MY!
SLIDE PRESENTATION OF
WORLD EXPEDITION SUCCESS
BRITISH COLONEL J.I?BLASHF0RD-SNELL
EXPLORE THE WORLD!
MONDAY, MARCH 23, 7PM
CAROLINA UNION AUDITORIUM
sponsored by
O'Jters'sV?
special features committee
WW
SENIORS -'87- PREPARE TO GET WILD!! The good
times are continuing after Spring Break. March 23-28
will be GREAT! Be on the lookout! It's going to be
BIG!
Share 'the gift of life. Donate plasma and earn $80 $100
per month in your spare time. Sera Tec Biobgicals 942-0251.
YOU GOT IT JACK UNC STAR SEARCH
IS BACK BILLY WARDEN WILL HOST THE
CAPACITY CROWD IN GREAT HALL APRIL 3rd.
CELEBRITY JUDGES WILL AWARD GREAT PRIZES
FOR THE BEST ACTS. MUSICIANS. DANCERS,
VOCALISTS. COMEDIANS, ETC. ARE ENCOUR
AGED TO TRY OUT. AUDITONS FOR THIS
SPECTACULAR EVENT WILL BE MARCH 24th AND
25th
YOUK PARENTS ARE COMING...
YOUR PARENTS ARE COMING... "
DRIVERS WANTED
Part-time drivers wanted, must have own car and
insurance. Great working atmosphere, Earn $4 to
$8 per hour. Apply Checkers Pizza after 3:00pm
or Call 967-3636.
Committee Co-Chair applications
available at the Campus Y.
Turn in by 4:30 Wed March 25
Sign up for an interview when you
turn in your application.
FULLY FURNISHED
CONDO
Sherwood Colony
1513 East Franklin Street
Includes:
Washer
Color TV
Fully carpeted
Dishwasher
All utilities
Central air and heat
Dryer
All rooms furnished
Icemaker
All major appliances
Busline
Short- or long-term rental
$650, one check pays all.
933-2282
Budget Basics
99
A free workshop for mem
bers of student organizations
will be held on Monday,
March 23 from 7:00 till
8:15pm. Register by Friday,
March 20 with the Office of
Leadership Development, 01
Steele Bldg, 966-4041.
Goal SettingPlanning
& other topics
5th Annual
Carolina
Leadership
Development
Woife
Sat March 28, 9am-lpm
Carolina Union
Registration info
at the Union Desk
deadline NOON, March 20
presents
THE COMEDY ZON
Thursday, March 19
Showtime at 7:30 pm
Doors Open At 6:30
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STAY & WATCH
UNC-Notre Dame
after the show!
call 929-5430 for reservations
.OKOUNk
and Fine Arts Festival present
in concert
MARCH 25
8:00pm Memorial Hall
tickets: $7.00 students
$10.00 general public
at the Union Box Office
962-1449
STUDENT
OPPORTUNITIES
We are looking for girls interested in
being counselors activity
instructors in a private girls camp
located in Hendersonville, NC.
Instructors needed expecial ly in
Swimming (WSI), Horseback riding.
Tennis, Backpacking, Archery,
Canoeing, Gymnastics, Crafts. Also,
Basketball, Computers, Soccer, Cheer
leading, Drama, Nature study. Field
Hockey. If your school offers a
Summer Internship program we will
be glad to help, inquiries Morgan
Haynes, PO Box 400C, Tryon, NC,
28782.
To the Kappa Sig from Penn in the red Subaru on I
85 Sunday (315), "Hi!" from the Carolina girt in the
ugly gray stationwagon following you.
To the brunette in Lenoir Monday. I couldn't keep my
eyes off you. Possibly we could meet at the walk for
Humanity Sat. Be there.
I heard the Michael Jordan will be at the Walk for
Humanity.. ..Well that's what I heard.
Hey dudes! Come see the Glee Clubs where things
are sometimes satanic but always special! Homecoming
Concert Sunday, March 22
Beautiful blonde, black outfit. Purely ' Thursday 35 who
said: "J think you are handsome..." You are very
attractive. Let's meet again. Please call 933 2503
Michael.
Seniors! Get your tickets now for the Senior Class
Formal! March 28, at the Radisson in Durham. Tickets
in Senior Class Office, $10 each. r
HARMONY ON THE HILL! Friday. March 20 in Hill
Hall. Get tickets at the Union Desk. Only $2.00 each.
They are going fast! -
Has the romance gone out of your Me? Recapture it
and come to APO Campus Chest's ROMANTIC BOOK
SALE Thurs, March 19 in the pit. 10AM -4PM. 25C or
5 for $1.
Green Beans, Green Beans, Do you know what this
means? Coming soon to a newspaper near you!
The forest has a conscience, too. SWM, 28, 6' tall, trim,
of gentle, faithful, honorable philosophy-seeks non
smoking SWF, 22-35, for truly caring companionship.
May we smile together? PO Box 3474 Chapel HID, NC
27514.
TO MY FELLOW BAHAMA MAMAS:
RET A SAYS HEY MON!
6' burnette guy w brown frame glasses. Have seen you
exiting Old East. Deep voice and great buns. Meet me
at Rathskeller Thursday at 7pm. Brucie
FREE CONCERT! UNC Glee Clabs koatcoa
ias coacert-March 22, 4:, Hal HaOl
Mark Smith: Happy late b-day! We would have called
had we known. Love, Lisa and Lynn .
Enter...THE COMEDY ZONE for a night of endless
laughter this Thursday only at Purely 's. Then, watch
the UNC Notre Damegame after the show. Drink
specials include $ 1 .00 Domestics and 50 off aB Imports.
Show starts at 7:30. Call 929 5430 for details.
Hey Fifi, Fred G. Bahamas Boobs, Boat Bore, Cheap
Snob, Port Pimp,' and MikeyL Table 45 was
"hot. ..hot. ..hot!" Reeley mon, k was great... you betta
bekeve it! Thanks for your friendship! Love, "Ruffles"
the ship sleeze.
ELBOW JUST A QUICK CHECK TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE SMILING! REMEMBER THAT I'M ALWAYS
HERE TO LISTEN OR PUT THAT SMILE ON YOUR
FACE! TOE
HEY MON! The stories are true, but some of the
names have been changed to protect the not so
innocent. To the drunken fun at Table 45: Let's drink
those 15 bottles of wine, chug that half and half, and
make toasts til the sun comes up. Pes Don't lick Mike's
nose too much! Mike- Chug that sugar. Babaaia
Boobs- Is the boat still shifting your chest? Fifi No
tan lines, my shirt must have helped! Leisa Loved those
ruffles on that bathing suit. Boat Bore You did get
wasted didn't you! Patrick Abuse those Dookies in
the Streets of Nassau. WeH always remember Toay
aad Zeke Really? My recommendation.... Dolphin's
Cove, Paradise Island, Paddle boat riding with our splash
party, our pirate party boat-remember our favorite
couple at top?. Straw Market "Let ate sell yoa
aoaaethias,, The Ray Family and the Chicken Dance,
Drinking Bahama Mamas, our songs-Control, Red Red
Wine, and Hot Hot Hot! To our other party people:
Slot Mackiae How much did you make? Aady aad
MickeDe Better practice those synonyms for the male
and female anatomy! Aaae aad Sally Jaae You
drinking ship girls. WeH always remember our fun times
in the Bahamas! Love, your Port Piaia Toay Damnit!
I don't work on this boat
THE PRODUCERS and OTHER BRIGHT COLORS
will be at Purdy's tonight. It's going to be an awesome
concert you won't want to miss! $1.50 Buckets and $1.00
Domestics. Members $6.00 and Guests $7.50. Doors
open at 8:00. Call 929 5430 for details.
. Shiela, Have I got a guy for you to meet. You met
him in a previous life at a party and the fly but I don't
know how to find you. Leave message-Shirley M.
EDWARD CHILTON THARRINGTON: Here H
is... the personal you've been waiting and watching
for all these years. Happy 24th birthday. Your
birthday buddy.
Doonesbury
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, For A Tutor in Physics. Chemistry, Math Calculus, CaH
Carolina Tlutorial Service 549-8230 (Local Call).
Satisfaction Guaranteed.. $5.00 for the first session for
new students.
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evealas 7-ltpai for 5 weeks. $25 for
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