The Daily Tar HeelThursday, March 19, 19875
By CHRIS CAIN
Staff Writer
Editor's Note: This week 's column
begins a series called graffiti, a
column guaranteed to bring you the
zany, the bizarre, the just-plain
strange. Sometimes it's happenings,
sometimes it 's quotes, but always it s
like graffiti a little off-the-wall.
Geez wow. You thought you got
rid of graffiti the minute you flushed,
but here's enlightenment from men's
room's all over campus.
Davie 3rd floor (psychology): Better
a bottle in front of me than
a frontal labotomy.
Davie 1st floor - Libido ergo sum.
Caldwell basement (philosophy) - I
wonder wherefore 1 am. - i'm
pink therefore i'm spam. - i
fink therefore i scram.
Caldwell 3rd floor - Heisenberg may
have been here. - It is uncertain
whether (Werner) Heisenberg
was ever here, but certain that
(Smitty) Heisenberg the
plumber was here to plunge
this toilet.
Hamilton 3rd floor (Poli Sci) -SERF'S
UP! - Karl Marx. -(arrow
pointing to toilet
paper) - Administration White
Paper on Central America.
Venable basement - 1 will never be
jealous of you - you're like 7-
JoeBob
from page 4
in the lunchroom, includin'
chocolate-milk-miKing, redigesting,
and face-in-beams slamming, then
blows -.ip Edna, the fat chocolate-bon-bon-eating
homosexual jailer
played by Pat Ast. Four Mars.
"Psycho 111" (1986): Tony Perkins
is still missin' a few knobs on his
satellite dish They let him direct.
Snoozet Two stars.
Joe Bob savs check 'em out.
Joe Bob's Mailbag
Communist Alert! They got San
Francisco a long time ago, but we
all knew they'd never get SOUTH
San Francisco, out where the auto
graveyard slimepit pollution factories
are. But they did it. They shut down
the Spruce Drive-in. If this drive-in
is not reopened by June 1, we just
might have to take military action.
Remember, without eternal vig
ilance, it can happen here. To discuss
the meaning of life with Joe Bob, or
to get free junk and Joe Bob's
personal newsletter, write: Joe Bob
Briggs. P.O. Box 33. Dallas. Texas
75221.
THE AMERICAN HEART
ASSOCIATION
MEMORIAL PROGRAM
WERE FIGHTING FOR
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American Heart
Association
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up - never had it, never will.
Saunders 1st floor - If your knees
bent the other way, what
would a toilet look like?
Swain basement - Food, Poverty,
Art.
Dey I st floor - "God is dead" -
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Nietzshe. "Nietzshe is dead" -God.
Andy Warhol is dead,
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Howell 1st floor - Que es esto? - el
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