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6The Daily Tar Heel Wednesday, April 1, 1987
Despite good acting,
'Burglar' cops out
Lawrence Block's literary charac
ter, Bernard Rhodenbarr, the day
time book seller and nighttime
burglar, has been cinematically
transformed into the sly, sneaky
Bernice Rhodenbarr (Whoopi Gold
berg) in Hugh Wilson's latest
Goldberg stars with Bob Gold
thwait, G.W. Bailey and Lesley Ann
Warren in this funny whodunit that
pits Goldberg against the world.
Indeed, it seems that the whole world
is chasing her half the time. She semi
witnesses a murder from a locked
closet while committing a robbery,
and when the wrong person goes to
jail, Bernice ("Bernie wants to find
the right one.
"Burglar" is set in San Francisco,
where Bernie owns a paperback and
rare book shop. Those lovely, hilly
streets of San Fran make good,
bumpy locales for chase scenes that
leave the audience dizzy and breath
less, due to the excellent cinemato
graphy and camera placement by
Goldthwait, although a supremely
funny comedian, gets star billing for
only a 20-minute appearance.
Goldthwait plays Carl Heftier, who
is shown in "Burglar" television ads
as being Bernie's boss and a dog
hater who owns a poodle grooming
shop. But he's not Bernie's boss, and
there's only one scene where he's
snown washing a dog (the same one
shown on TV).
Bernie and Carl's contact is
extremely limited in the movie. In
the books, the pair, known as Bernie
and Carolyn, are drinking buddies
and burglary accomplices. The fun
and friendship of the books are
somewhat lost in the movie. Gold
berg and Goldthwait are just too
unlikely a pair to be cast as best
Even though they really don't click
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as friends, the two are funny enough
independently. Goldthwait's neu
rotic speech and goofy appearance
can't help but be hilarious. Goldberg
is a sassy woman who knows her
stuff, such as how to get out of hot
spots, usually by punching.
Other characters in the story are
Ray Kirshman (Bailey), a retired cop
trying to squeeze $20,000 out of
Bernie; Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake
(Warren), a dentist arrested for
killing her husband; Carson Verrill
(James Hardy), a gay lawyer; and
Frankie (Elizabeth Ruscio), a lonely
Director Wilson co-wrote the
screenplay of "Burglar" with Joseph
Loeb III and Matthew Weisman. If
their intention was to use Block's
names without the characteristics of
his characters, they did a good job
of it. Otherwise, they either loused
up Block's idea or had to write the
parts around Goldberg and Gold
thwait, cast by Marsha Kleinman.
Wilson also wrote and directed the
first "Police Academy" and
"Rustler's Rhapsody." He created
and produced "The Tony Randall
Show," "WKRP In Cincinnati" and
the new series "Easy Street." In
"Burglar," he takes the action more
seriously and makes the acting more
precise than in "Police Academy."
The talent in front of the camera
and behind the scenes of "Burglar"
is impressive and extensive. But one
person Kleinman, the caster
erred in big ways that cause "Bur
glar" to become just one of those
comedy cops-and-robbers movies
with big names in the spotlights.
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Tnillv exoresses itself through intelligent
characters. It's spontaneously funny..."
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1987 88 UNC GLEE CLUBS AUDITIONS: Monday.
March 30-Friday, April 10. Contact Director Michael
Tamte Horan, 225 Hill Hall or 962-56951039.
UNC Vanity Caocrloaaias Tryoate Mm
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iaaatc) w31 deliver a special prcacatatioa,
"Beached By Drass," at Uaiveraity Baptist
Caarck, Vied., April 1st, at t:45pm. For
tore iafo cal 942-2157
lost and found
Found: a blue jean jacket at S. Columbia Street bus
stop, opposite the Carolina Inn. To claim. Call Jeannie
at 962-0245 afternoons or 929 5902 evenings.
FOUND: Red law book at the bus stop by the new
computer science building. Call Kim at 942-2190 to
FOUND: UNC ID Leah Young Yun Kim. Call 962-1002
or come by Dey 104.
Found: Keys to Subaru on Country Club Rd. March
Lost: Dark blue knapsack. Lots of important papers
inside. Reward offered, no questions. If found please
cal! Robyn 929-1587.
FOUND-1 FOUND A WATCH IN WOOLLEN GYM
34. CALL 967 2928 TO IDENTIFY
REWARD: Lost: rose-colored glasses in dark blue case
between Franklin Street and Cobb Dorm. Date 329
Time: approx. 7:30. If found cafl 933-1028
LOST aqua bookbag. Contains notebooks and keys.
REWARD eatt 933 5816.
$50 Reward for return of smal, longhair, black and
white, female cat wearing red leather coBar. Missing
since hit my car on Kenan St. 33087. Cal Jane
962-0700 (days) 968-8756 (evenings).
$2. OFF all New LPs & Tapes
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$1.50 OFF &D used LPs A Tapes and new
posters and T-shirts
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Abortion To 20 Weeks. Private and confidential GYN
facility with Saturday and weekday appointments
available. Pain medication given. Free pregnancy tests.
Move It Locally
Rent my truck and my labor. 1 do small moving jobs.
Experienced moving refrigerators and other large
appliances. Call Robert Tart at 933-3777.
DJ-DJ-DJ- Make your spring events
Rock with Tambay DJ Service. Call 968-8753
Self-Hypnosis Training for problem solving, stress
management, and behavior changes taught by Leif
Diamant. Thursdays, 6:15-7:30pm April 2, 9, 16. Cost
$30. For more information contact Community
Wholistic Health Center at 929-1132.
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Typiaj Service: Fast efScicat tyaJae. Wa
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Typing and Word Processing. Bring in this ad for 10
discount. Theses...Term papers.. .Editing.. .Proofing.
Fast turnaround. Sterling Business Services 1507 East
Franklin Street 933-1111
LOFTWORKS Custom LOFTBED Carpentry
turns your bedroom into an effiently designed living
space. Quality work at reasonable prices. Have one
waiting for you in August. Call Larry at 942-0728.
DO NT WAIT weeks to get your stereo fixed. .
the fastest, friendliest service and the longest
guarantee on component repairs. 25 years
expeimce. Cal 967-1063.
PREGNANT? NEED HELP? Free pregna.y
testing and counseling, Call PSS at 942-7318. AIL
VCR AND STEREO REPAIR
Authorized service center. Sony, Hitachi, Toshiba
and others. For fast service, Call Norma 942-3777.
NANNY FINDERS will be on campus recruiting nannies
on Thursday, April 9th. Great salaries and benefits.
Placements nationally. Contact the Careeer Placement
office for appointment.
Modelmg--this summer, Myrtle Beach, "87 jr. sports
wearswimwear. Must be photogenic, send photo,
description, phone to; Studios Box 111312 Pittsburgh,
LOOKING FOR BUSINESS OR GRADUATE STU
DENT FOR WOMENS RETAIL POSITION.
INCLUDES SALES AND BOOKKEEPING. APPROX.
30 HRSWK (POSSIBILITY OF FULL-TIME, IF
DESIRED). MUST WORK THURSDAY NIGHTS AND
SATURDAY, BUT OTHER HRS ARE FLEXIBLE.
STARTING PAY S5.50HR. CONTACT ANN ABE AT
LIVINGSTON'S IN DURHAM. BETWEEN 9 AND 5.
ASTHMATICSr Men arid woitien ages 18-35 who are
otherwise healthy can earn $7-$10hr while participating
in a new study of the special problems of air pollution
and asthmatics. For more information call 966-1532.
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Summer Postions at resident camp located 10 miles
north of Raleigh, NC. Cabin counselorsprogram
specialists in sailing, swimming, athletics, tennis,
archery, horseback, etc. Applicants must have high
moral and ethical values and be interested in guiding
boys and girls (ages 6 to 15) in their physical, mental,
and spiritual growth. For further information write or .
call: Director, Camp Kanata, Rt.3, Box 192, Wake
Forest. NC 27587. (919 55&2661).
Perfect Part-time job for students. Earn $4hr. to start;
$5-$10hr. after training. Call 929-1413 weekdays
between 1 & 5 PM.
Have an urgent need for cash? Earn $20-$30 per week
in your spare time donating plasma. Immediate payment.
Sera-Tec Biologicals. 942-0251.
INTERESTED IN A SUMMER JOB ON CAMPUS?
UNC Panhellenk Council needs a secretary for entire
summer to handle paperwork. Applications in 01 Steele
Bldg. For info, call 942-0965
Looking for part-time employment. First or second
summer sessions. AMPM times available. No expe
rience needed. This will be a great opportunity for
anyone pursing a career in Allied Health Services. Call
-POOL MANAGER, SWIM TEAM COACH, LIFE
GUARDS, INSTRUCTORS. Must have Advanced
Lifesaving Certification for all positions (WSI for
instructors). Parkwood Swim Club, Southern Durham
County. Call or sen resume: T. Walker, 918 Huntsman,
Durham. NC. 27713- 544-2554.
For boy's camp in Maine. Openings in most activities
(WSI, tennis, basketball, etc.) Upper classmen
preferred. Write: Camp Cedar, 1758 Beacon St.,
Brookline, MA 02146 or call 617 277-8080.
CAMP COUNSELORS MaleFemale.- Outstanding
Slim and Trim Down Camps: Tennis, Dance, SKmnas
tks, WSI, Athletics, NutritionDietetics. Age 20 plus.
7 Weeks. CAMP CAMELOT ON COLLEGE CAM
PUSES at Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, No. Carolina,
California. Contact: Michele Friedman, Director, 947
Hewlett Dr., No. Woodmere, NY 11581, 800421-4321
Sailors! Students! Work on Fla. Beach- Room and Board
plus V. Call Lisa 942-5951. Sailing experience preferred.
Male yard worker- Mondays preferred. $5hr. Must have
own transportation 933-0114
Part-time job for student, temp, heavy yardwork at
Chapel Hill home. Hours vary, some weekends required.
$4.00hr. CaB Pat at 967-2400.
The Rape and Assault Prevention Escort (RARE)
service is looking for a director for next year.
Applications are available now, and they must be turned
in by April 15. If interested, contact Scott Greig- 933-8857.
Seelrias reliable, resooasihie asoale for
aass.Bs.er lifegaard itieas. WSI
reaairea'. Apafy ia aersea Sat. April 4,
ltaai till lpm. Heae Valley Coaatry
Clak,383 Dover R4, Darfcaa.
Part-time afternoon, evening and weekend desk
clerk needed at the University Motor Inn. Call 929
2398 between 9 am and 5 pm weekdays to arrange
Summer Job: Well pay you salary plus room and
board to care for our 19 month old daughter in
our Chapel Hill home this summer. Call 966-3250
days, 929-1283 evenings.
Bustrons, dishmen and kitchen helpers needed at
Crooks Comer. Summer positions available. Apply
in person at Crooks Corner 610 W. Franklin St.
Need a job? with starting pay $3.65hour. Great
opportunity for advancement, anual pay raise,
flexible hours to meet your needs (must work
weekend shift) exceptional opportunity for expe
rience in management, friendly student and student
managed working atmosphere plus more! Then
apply at Granville Towers Dining Services 2-4 PM,
Monday-Thursdays or call 929-0433. EEOMFH.
Black staaeats & facaky
rial ta earn $25-S75wek as
Cal 942-4596 far atore ta
CRUISE SKIP JOBS AVAILABLE
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' Cruise Lines International, '
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Good wages in spare time. Inforniation 504-641-0091.
Ext. 2823. 7 days.
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areviac cosaaletc traialag, ssatcrials mm4
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Meal for aaikitioas, persoaakle fresksmaa
jaaior. AIRLINES CRUISEUNES HIRING! Summer. Career!
Good Pay. Travel. Call For Guide, Cassette, Newsser
vice! (916) 9444444 Ext. 132
OWN YOUR OWN JEAN-SPORTSWEAR, LADIES
APPAREL, CHILDRENSMATERNITY, LARGE
SIZES, PETITE, DANCEWEARAEROBIC OR
ACCESSORIES STORE. JORDACHE, CHIC, LEE,
LEVI, IZOD, GITANO, MENS, CALVIN KLEIN,
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TEX OVER 1000 OTHERS. $14,800 TO $26,900
INVENTORY. TRAINING, FIXTURES, GRAND
OPENING ETC. CAN OPEN 15 DAYS. MR LOUGH
UN (612)888 4228.
For Sale Bike-Centurion 12 speed and 2 Rossignol F
200 Tennis rackets and one bicycle helment. Just call
Jack at 933-7816 or come by 306 Alexander. Cheap!
FOR SALE: 1985 NigktHawk 45t. 45M aufee.
Dark fttae. ExceBeat coaaitioa. $1258 aegot
iable. Also, saoatk oM alack faBface Arai
Helaaet, $98. 4 ssoatk oM silver fallface
Maraskia Hclaset, $79. Botk ia excelleat
coaaitioa. CaB 933-9243.
Two Laser Sailboats for sale. Fun, exciting, fast; ideal
for beginners and advanced sailors. Good condition.
$800 each. One trailer $350. Call David Wohz at 942
6723. Viscount Bike For Sale. Ten Speed, 21 inch frame. $65.
Car Stereo: JVC KS C100; eleactronic tuning separate
basstreble, f-r fader, (radio only) $99. Speakers: 90 watt
JVC 6x9 tri-acials, olefin cone. $89 933-1147
HUNDREDS CHINESE STAMPS FOR SALE,
SOME VALUABLE, INTERESTED, PLEASE
CALL 948-1854, AFTER 8PM.
For Sale: 1988 4 door Toyota CoreBa with air;
AM FM radio with tape oeck; 88,888
Oafy $1,888. CaB 948-8438.
For Sale- 2 tickets to Iron Maiden Concert- Greensboro,
April 5th, 7:30. Seats- Center Y row 26. Cafl 933-1158.
Water Bed For Sale. Super single. Eight months old.
Includes mattress, frame, heater. Sleeps two cozy. $75.
Call 967-2439 ask for Alexis.
For Sale: Acoustic Guitar- C.F. Martin Vega. $90. Call
anytime, ask for Charles. 968-3032 or 968-9007.
cars for sale
Classic '57 Chevy pickup w1970 350 CID V8, headers,
Hurst 3-speed shifter and custom aluminum shell. No
rust-throughs, runs very well. $750. Call Stan at 967
1359. 1979 Fiat Brava. 84,000 miles. Very good condition. New
clutch, radiator, cam seall, timing belt. Good radial tires.
JVC stereo AMFMCasserte. $1,375. 933-9503.
1970 VW Beetle for sale: new paint, new interior, radial
tires-runs great! Best offer! Call 933-6163
FOB KENT: NEW UNFUKNISHED, 2 bcdbwoai
upUx. Coavcaicat to CoU Ma Rua, Carpet
tkroaaaaat. All Major kitcaca aaliar.
Liviaa raaai twtfc Breplac. Water mmi garaagg
coBectioa ia iaclaaea ia taa tmmt. Short or loag
tens rcataL $3StyaM. cal 97-3C32.
Beautifully furnished condo available immediately. 1.5
mjles from UNC campus. Short or long term lease. $450 i
per month. Call 919-851-7045 afteT 3 pm. J
Siibletter needed. Canterbury Townhome. Furnished, J
carpeted, washerdryer, kitchen appliances, on bus i
route. Available May 4 through July 18. $121.25month
plus 13 utilities. CaB Mike Reiter. 968-0725.
1st Summer Session Housing Available. $160 for entire
summer session. Carolina Apartments, fuDy furnished. "
Own room, bed provided! Call Allison: 967-1633 after "
Sublet for summer, Canterbury Townhome, on J
busroute. 2 bedroom, 2i bath, furnished. Rent y
negotiable, call 967-8621. i
Sublet this summer with option to lease this fall. Two
bedroom townhouse. Low utilities. Walking distance to
campus. Call 929-2339 5-11 pm.
House on McCauley Street 1 Block from campus. Need
2 Females for summer. Inexpensive, 2 Bedroom, Fully
Furnished, microwave, dishwasher, AC Call 942-9438.
FULLY FURNISHED Kensington Trace Condo for rent
next year. Pool, tennis court, fre hourly shuttle,
clubhouse parties, aerobic classes and great neighbors.
Cafl Whitney 967-8535
Females seeking 3 roommates to sublease 8 room
condo for summer. $130 month, utilities. Pool, deck,
huge closets, busline, across from University Mall. Call
968-0814 or 962-0245. Ask for Amy or NickL Keep trying.
SMALL ONE BEDROOM FURNISHED APT SUBLET
MAY 10-AUG 10. ONE BLOCK FROM CAMPUS.
$250MO INCLUDES WATER AND ELECTRIC.
For rent this summer: fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2
bath. Pool, tennis courts, clubhouse, shuttle bus,
aerobics. For details, call 942-9463.
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