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8The Daily Tar Heel Thursday, April 9, 1987 JoeBob from page 6 settin' the record straight: Numero Uno: Jimmy Swaggart told on me. Numero Two-o: Jerry Falwell took all my toys and wouldn't give era back. Numero Three-o: Honey Halm, the church secretary, did everything to aggravate me and she didnVtell it right. Numero Four-o: My answer to Honey Hahn is "Did not, did not." Numero Five-o: Oral Roberts was the only one nice to me. Numero Six-o: 1 get to keep all my money. It's my money. 1 get to keep it. Numero Seven-o: Nyah nyah nyah. Speakin'of the talkin' devil, I went to see this flick "Witchboard," about some El Lay actors that start mon keying around with a weejie board so they can talk to a dead kid named David, only several of them get their brains dashed to Jell-O because an evil Portuguese mass murderer jumps through the weejie, grabs a movie camera that floats around a house like Caspar the ghost, and Linda Blairs the body of Tawny Kitaen. The story is about how you shouldn't jack with a weejie by yourself, 'specially if you've been smokin' Arkansas Polio Weed or throwin' down them Vaseline cock tails they sell in San Diego, "cause that gives the evil weejie spirits a chance to be REAL NICE TO YOU until you start vomiting and saying the f-word a lot. As soon as that PURDY'S presents CoMedY zme. You'll bust a gut laughing at Chapel Hill's 1 Comedy Club! 1 Show Thursday 9:00 PM Doors Open at 8:00 Appearing Tonight Alpha Triveite Also Appearing: Noodles Levenstein Come see a smashing show and then dance to the hottest music in town! Reservations suggested call 929-5430 happens, a trained psychic can immediately diagnose you as having bug-eyed demon-head disease, but by then it's usually too late. The guys in this flick have to go out to a boat dock and sit there with the weejie on their lap so they can get the spirit to come out in the open and levitate some axes and talk through a larynx box like evil spirits are expected to. , Only two breasts. Five dead bodies. One pint blood. Head chop ping. Gratuitous Rose Marie. Oil drum Fu. Weejie Fu. Drive-In Academy Award nominations for J. P. Luebsen, as Malfeitor the evil Portuguese spirit, for disconnecting the phones; Kathleen Wilhoite, as the rainbow-hair punk psychic that gets impaled on a sundial; Tawny Kitaen, for her bigtrapped-in-the-shower-by-the-weejie-spirit scene; and Todd Allen, as Jim, for sayin', "He's about as clever as a bag full of doorknobs." copyright Universal Press Syndicate K"TI from pa9e 3 bilia. Treasures such as an auto graphed Shaun Cassidy poster, a double-live album by the Village People, an 8-track tape of the Bee Gees, the "Partridge Family w sound track and a Don Ho album have been offered to eager listeners. "No one picked up the Don Ho album, but everything else was claimed," said Hochmuth. . To find this weekend's giveaways, Steiner said he would have to go rummage through the thrift shop. Many listeners called in to request favorites during previous shows. One time the large volume of calls neces sitated extending the broadcast by an hour. Steiner and Hochmuth men tioned the classic oldies "The Hustle," "Kung Fu Fighting" and "The Streak" as perennially requested numbers that the station does not have on hand. The DJs indicated that anyone who would lend copies of these tunes for Saturday's show would probably be smothered with gratitude. The music for the show is symbolic of a time period with a somewhat mysterious ending; unanswered ques tions still nag the children of the Travolta era. "Where are Leif Garrett and Shaun Cassidy?" asked Steiner. "We wanted them as guests for the show, but we cant find them." The basic message of the XYC show is that it's all right to like late 70s Top Ten music. The songs say something about the world in which we grew up. "That's our generation," said Steiner. "Instead of buying the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper, we bought the Bee Gees' version." 0 111 1 1 1 l I l m,"" On Sale Through April 29 iff at a i "X. w jt w w ULlfLU LOS LCHHS By ths light cf the Hocn After the stunning success of "How Will the Wolf Survive," this East L.A. quintet returns with a rocking and provocative follow-up, produced by T-Bone Burnett. Includes "Shakin' Shakin' Shakes" & "Set Me Free." hg KoyssfAAnTins Lcndsn O, Ku3 4 These British sensations set their impassioned political message against bright and catchy pop rhythms. Their critically acclaimed debut features the college radio staple, "Happy Hour. " '"sews iuuatj ccpz One of pop music's legendary eccentrics, this former Teardrop Explodes singer continues to make seductive, boldly original music in this his third solo LP. Features the MTV smash, "World Shut Your Mouth. Ik i :v'',l-3pt,'t" ? : : I MV: ' ih; ' oiTnrzs cusyj Cross sfcsLS England's latest export has already carved out a place at the top of the European rock charts. Stateside success is next, spearheaded by their hit single, "(I Just) Died In Your Arms, " ISLAND Yes-man Chris Squire re creates the group's vintage sound on this new trio's stun ning debut, right down to wife Nikki's hauntingly familiar vocals. Features the fast breaking single, "Moving Together. " (j) GHFfc Roy Orbison meets Brian Ferry in this soulful singer songwriter. His sophomore outingfeatures "ThisLove Will Last "and a superb cover of the Yardbirds' sixties classic, "Heart Full Of Soul." f V 11 f A fit' '. VISA9
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