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Court parties
. . . and after the party's over
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Little Fraternity Court on
Cameron Avenue.
Chapel Hill Mayor James Wal
lace has compared Little Frater
nity Court to a pile of trash. But
if he has ever attended a court
party he would realize that the
three fraternities that border the
court have to work hard to keep
it as neat and clean as a pile of
garbage.
This is because after every home
game, the court overflows with
thousands of partiers who could
not care less what the final score
of the game was. Mayor Wallace
would be appalled at the amount
and types of garbage thousands of
students and alumni can leave
behind after an afternoon of
celebrating another Tarheel vic
tory or trying to forget another
defeat.
The court starts off clean
enough. (It is even rumored to
have grass growing on it in
summer months.) But as the band
begins to play on the Kappa Alpha
front porch, the first of the revelers
begin to set up coolers.
By the end of the game the
whole area is packed with people.
Most of the Court Party Regulars
fall into these categories:
FRAT BOYS. These guys stand
around in their khaki pants and
Raybans and drink heavily while
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refusing to act drunk. . If they
happen to be members of one of
the houses surrounding the court,
they stand on their porches and
guard against some unknown
enemy.
SORORITY SUES. They
wander around the crowd trying
to be seen. Their favorite habits
are drinking and accidentally
burning strangers with their
cigarettes.
. DWEEBS. These guys always
try to pick up drunk sorority sues.
They are easy to identify because
of the many cigarette burns on
their clothes.
ALUMNI. They drag their
families around the court desper
ately looking for anyone they
know so they can relive their glory
days.
BATHROOM HUNTERS.
These people rush around looking
for a place to relieve themselves.
They eventually settle for frater
nity sinks, basements or garbage
dumpsters.
UNDERAGERS. They all pack
together in the middle of the court
and drink any sort of alcohol that
they can get. They avoid the
fringes of the crowd where police
are liable to be checking IDs.
DRUNKEN FOOLS. These
people are there to drink and they
let everyone know it. They spend
most of their time yelling obscen
ities or dancing with a great lack
of coordination in front of the
stage.
As the party starts to wind
down, everyone heads home to
take a nap before going out. Don't
forget that it is Saturday night.
They leave all of their cans,
bottles and other trash in the mud
for the fraternity pledges to clean
up before Sunday morning.
Yes, Mayor Wallace, it proba
bly is a pile of garbage. But who.
ever said college fun is supposed
to be clean?
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