The Tar HeelMonday, August 24, 198717
Court parties
begin to set up coolers.
By the end of the game the
whole area is packed with people.
Most of the Court Party Regulars
fall into these categories:
FRAT BOYS. These guys stand
around in their khaki pants and
Raybans and drink heavily while
refusing to act drunk. If they
happen to be members of one of
the houses surrounding the court,
they stand on their porches and
guard against some unknown
enemy.
SORORITY SUES. They
wander around the crowd trying
to be seen. Their favorite habits
are drinking and accidentally
burning strangers with their
cigarettes.
DWEEBS. These guys always
try to pick up drunk sorority sues.
They are easy to identify because
of the many cigarette burns on
their clothes.
ALUMNI. They drag their
families around the court desper
ately looking for anyone they
know so they can relive their glory
days
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These people rush around looking
for a place to relieve themselves.
They eventually settle for frater
nity sinks, basements or garbage
dumpsters.
UNDERAGERS. They all pack
together in the middle of the court
and drink any sort of alcohol that
they can get. They avoid the
fringes of the crowd where police
are liable to be checking IDs.
DRUNKEN FOOLS. These
people are there to drink and they
let everyone know it. They spend
most of their time yelling obscen
ities or dancing with a great lack
of coordination in front of the
stage.
As the party starts to wind
down, everyone heads home to
take a nap before going out. Dont
forget that it is Saturday night.
They leave all of their cans,
bottles and other trash in the mud
for the fraternity pledges to clean
up before Sunday morning.
Yes, Mayor Wallace, it proba
bly is a pile of garbage. But who
ever said college fun is supposed
to be clean?
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