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UNC-Navy dash is only the Hip
By LANGSTON WERTZ
Staff Writer
The UNC "Hurry, Hurry" Football
Traveling Road Show will lead eight
Tar Heel sports units into action in
a weekend full of aerial wonder, net
defying thunder and net-snapping
scoring asunder.
The aerial wonder will come in the
form of quarterback Mark Maye and
the latest candidate for president,
wide receiver Randy Marriott. Mar
riott and Maye combined for 247
yards last week as the Tar Heels
turned back Georgia Tech, and were
named the ACC Offensive Players of
the Week. Maye went on to pass for
a school and conference-record 406
yards behind a highly protective
offensive line. This week the "Big
Cat," tackle Darrell Hamilton, and
the offensive line need a repeat
performance.
The 2-1 Tar Heels travel to Anna
polis, Md., Saturday to take on the
winless Midshipmen of Navy. The
Middies, however, do feature the
four-back wishbone offense. And it
was the wishbone that gave the Tar
Heels fits against Barry Switzer's
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Navy leads the series 4-3 and
defeated the Tar Heels in Kenan
Stadium in 1984, 33-30. It was a loss
North Carolina avenged at Navy a
year later, 21-19. Game time is 2 p.m.
While Mark Maye tries to toss
UNC to another victory, the Tar Heel
hitters will attempt to defy gravity
and thunder kills onto the Texas
A&M gym floor, as the UNC vol
leyball team leaves town to partake
in the Texas A&M Invitational, Sept.
25-26.
The Tar Heels will once again face
top competition in the likes of
nationally-ranked LSU and New
Mexico State while trying to improve
their 4-5 record.
"We felt like this would be a
weekend of great competition, a real
challenge," coach Peggy Bradley
Doppes said. "The personality of this
team is developing and they need to
be challenged now instead of waiting
for the conference tournament."
While the volleyball team will try
to net a Texas tournament champion
ship, the UNC men's and women's
cross country teams will trot onto
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Tar Heel Invitational at Carrboro
Park. The meet starts with the
women's 5,000-meter course run, at
2 p.m., followed by the men's 8,000
meter at 2:45.
In other Tar Heel action, UNC's
undefeated field hockey team will
play defending NCAA champion
Iowa Saturday. The Hawkeyes are 6
1, and if when the afternoon is done
they have a 6-2 record, the Tar Heels
would have solidified their hold on
the No. 1 ranking in the nation.
North Carolina will get another tough
challenge to the top spot in a tough
Sunday match with Old Dominion.
Both games will be in Norfolk, Va.;
the home of ODU.
As the field hockey team looks for
national prominence in the land of
Sampson and Malone, the nets will
be breaking when the Tar Heels take
their top-ranked women's soccer act
to Fairfax, Va., for the Lady Patriot
Invitational.
The men's soccer team, which
captured the Patriot title already this
season, has climbed to the third spot
in the national polls, and sports an
unblemished 8-0 record. Sunday at
3 p.m., Donald Cogsville, who scored
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competition of cliches, grammatical
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the winning goal in Wednesday's 4
2 victory over Wake, will lead the Tar
Heels into Charlottesville to take on
Virginia, in what should be UNC's
toughest test so far.
The Cavaliers are undefeated in the
ACC and ranked No. 2 nationally.
UNC head coach Anson Dorrance
has not downplayed the importance
of this game.
"Virginia may be the biggest match
for us since IVe been here," Dorrance
said. "The winner of that one will stay
in first in the ACC, and possibly could
be ranked No. 1 in the country."
The team currently occupying that
lofty spot is Fresno State, which
presumably will not be facing UNC
any time soon.
The Tar Heels feature a candidate
for the Herrmann Trophy, soccer's
equivalent of the Heisman, in the
person of one David Smyth, who
going into Sunday's match has scored
at least one goal in his last six games.
As long as the state of Virginia is
not the site of UNC's Waterloo, and
the Navy stays in port, this could be
a very exciting three days of sports
for Tar Heels fans, providing more
than enough action to shake a stick
at.
Behind the Back
Patton McDowell
that will sound like long fingernails
on a chalk board to English teachers
everywhere.
Three-man crews from each net
work are shown a 30-second video
segment, and then take turns destroy
ing all possible viewer enjoyment with
their babble. John Madden leads
CBS in defense of its 1986 title, in
pursuit of which he made so many
incoherent grunting noises that only
an outdoorsman from Newfoundland
understood what he was talking
about. Stay tuned.
Superfights Brent vs. Jimmy:
And you thought HBO had exclusive
rights to this one! You don't need
cable to see Musburger and "The
Greek" recreate their bar-room brawl
on a weekly basis. Irv Cross referees
as the two CBS luminaries sit down
and try to pick the week's winner and
then scrap it out. :' '.:
NFL Cheerleaders Green Bay
takes on Kansas City: They're not
striking, thank goodness! Finally
AGC players recruited as NFL scabs
From Associated Press reports
Former ACC players whose pro
fessional careers never quite took off
have found new life and a lot of
openings in the NFL player
walkout.
There is no official count of
players, either from the ACC or from
North Carolina and South Carolina,
who will be strikebreakers when the
NFL owners attempt to resume the
1987schedule with games of Oct. 4.
But plenty of them turned up when
the the call went out.
.Many of. the replacement players
failed to make regular-season rosters
but are getting second chances,
although temporary ones, with NFL
teams seeking to continue playing
games despite the walkout by the
NFL Players Association.
Among them are some notable
names.
Former quarterbacks Ben Bennett
of Duke, Erik Kramer of N.C. State
and Scott Stankavage of North
Carolina signed deals with NFL
teams. Bennett most recently played
with the Jacksonville Bulls of the
USFL. Kramer, an AU-ACC quar
terback in 1985 and 1986 and Player
of the Year last season, missed the
last cut with the New Orleans Saints
in the preseason. He was working
with N.C. State as a graduate assist
ant to head coach Dick Sheridan.
Stankavage,who spent part of
three seasons with the Denver Bron
cos, was spending the fall in Chapel
Hill. Then the phone rang and the
25-year-old, third among all-time
UNC passers, was a wanted man.
AU IVe thought about is wearing
No. 14 in a Dolphins uniform and
getting a chance to play a game,"
Stankavage said. "I feel like it's kind
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Game
Starting
UNC Offense
SE 32 Eric Lewis, Sr.
LT 71 Darrell Hamilton, Jr.
LG 60 Steve Steinbacher, Jr.
C 55 Jeff Garnica, Jr.
RG 51 Pat Crowley, So.
RT 65 Creighton Incorminias, Jr.
TE 80 Daryl Parham, Sr.
QB 14 Mark Maye, Sr.
FB 40 James Thompson, Jr.
TB 44 Torin Dorn, So.
FL 23 Randy Marriott, Jr.
UNC Defense
OLB 45 Antonio Goss, Jr.
DE 76 Tim Goad, Sr.
NG 96 Carlton Bailey, Sr.
DE 93 Reuben Davis, Sr.
OLB 90 John Reed, So.
ILB 54 Brett Rudolph, Sr.
ILB 49 Mitch Wike, Jr.
CB 37 Derrick Donald, Sr.
SS4 Norris Davis, Sr.
FS 7 Dan Vooletich, So.
CB 15 Victor Bullock, So.
are fascinating fare
these athletes get the credit they
deserve for their long-overshadowed
sideline skills. The cheerleaders
compete not only on cheers, but on
their ability to dodge beer and
pretzels thrown at them at random
by the live studio audience. Bonus
points are given to the squad that can
correctly identify three current (or
former) NFL All-Pros.
This week, the Packerettes prove
you can look good in green vinyl, but
those Chiefettes are not taking this
pow-wow lightly.
Miller's Weekly Drink-Off: Tired
of seeing your sports idols endorse
beer in commercials but never take
a sip? Never fear, for that tastes-great,
less-filling argument will be settled
once and for all, or at least for a week,
through a variety of drinking games.
This week, L.C. Greenwood and Bob
Uecker lead the tastes-great team
while Rodney Dangerfield and "Doll"
seek respect for the less-filling crew.
Chase Quarters and Truth or Drink
kick off what should be an entertain
ing and inebriating season.
Battle of the Network Stars: No
adjustments necessary. Like you, I
just want to see more of this show.
The Super Fan Show: Finally, the
of a sports fantasy sort of thing. I
have a picture of me in an Eagles
uniform and a Broncos uniform and
then a Dolphins uniform that was in
the papers. Not many people can say
that."
Other Tar Heel strikebreakers
include punter Tommy Barnhardt,
who signed with the Saints, defensive
back Danny Burmeister, who signed
with the Redskins, and tight end
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ten games last weekend, and only nine
of them were played. The USC
Miami contest, which won't be played
until later this year, was inserted into
our master list by a gremlin who had
better things on his mind, things
which for the moment shall remain
nameless. What can we say? What
can we do? Nothing, except pick
another ten games and hope this week
theyH all be played.
As for our records, James (Listen,
I have to leave right now) Surowiecki
James Mike Patton Chris
Surowiecki Berardino McDowell Spencer
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Maryland at N.C. State Md. Md. Md. Md.
Appalachian St at Wake Forest Wake Wake Wake Wake
Miami at Arkansas Miami Ark. Miami Miami
Nebraska at Arizona State Neb. Neb. Neb. Neb.
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Ohio State at LSU LSU LSU LSU ISU
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Day
Lineups
Navy Offense
SE 84 Carl Jordan, Jr.
LT 62 Tim Hofacre, Jr.
LG 74 Joe Brennan, Sr.
C 53 Matt Felt, Sr.
RG 60 Brian McGoldrick, Jr.
RT 69 Bruce Bennett, Sr.
TE 87 Kevin Voss, Jr.
QB 8 John Nobers, Sr.
LHB 38 Chuck Smith, Sr.
FB 23 Curtis Brown, Sr.
RHB 29 Paul Parker, Jr.
Navy Defense
OLB 81 Ray Worthington, Jr.
LT 77 Scott Prinz, So.
MG51 Clark-Nichols, Jr.
RT 64 Mike Musser, Sr.
OLB 96 Bill Moyer, Jr.
ILB 46 David Lowe, So.
ILB 37 Mark Pimo, Jr.
CB 42 Bob Weissenfels, So.
SS 4 Jim Chatfield, Jr.
FS 25 Mike Marchildon, Sr.
HB 19 Larry Dickinson, So.
diehard stadium dweller gets to share
in the glory of TV. Representative
fans from throughout the NFL
congregate at Busch Stadium in St.
Louis to participate in events that
only they excel at. The fun begins with
a ticket scalping round, where con
testants try to hawk their tickets for
the most money without getting
caught. Next comes cutting in line at
the concession stand, followed by
footraces to the bathroom, doused,
of course with beer and soda.
In the bonus round, contestants
attempt to beat the rush by leading
a family of six to their car and driving
out of the parking lot first. Bonus
points are awarded according to the
number of shouts, curses and horns
that are directed at the contestant as
he or she drives recklessly to the
finish.
Referee Star Search: That's right.
Not only do the guys in the zebra
suits have real jobs outside of foot
ball, but most of them are talented
vocalists. Ed McMahon hosts this
spine-tingling tribute to the men in
stripes asthey croon into awkward,
on-the-hip microphones while the
crowd boos and the mike works only
50 percent of the time.
Arnold Franklin, who will be playing
with the Patriots.
Greensboro native Vince Evans, a
alumnus of Southern Cal who started
for the Chicago Bears, has joined the
L.A. Raiders.
"IVe exhausted every opportunity
to get back into the NFL," Evans said.
"I don't consider myself a strike
breaker. It's a very sensitive situation
for me."
of the Week
rolled to victory with a 7-2 mark that
catapulted him into a first-place tie
overall. The rest of the crowd was
left far behind with 6-3 records, as
Chris (Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea
maxima culpa) Spencer, Mike (I have
no idea what's happening to my life)
Berardino and Patton (There's
nowhere to go but downhill) McDo
well were all mired in mediocrity.
Spencer and Berardino are quickly
picking themselves out of the race,
as they already trail McDowell and
Surowiecki by four and five games,
respectively.
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