lost end found FOUND: LIGHT BLUE SWEATSHIRT. University of Aluki at Anchorage. Found aero from big frat court. Contact David at 933-2648. FOUND: WALLET on sidewalk in front of Hearth Sciences Library caD 933-4470 for David or MeKnda. . FOUND: SET OF FOUR KEYS (no key chain, just on key ring) amidst rubble of Homecoming Court party. Go to APO lost and found to claim. FOUND: Men's watch at the Producers' Concert. E-haus field. Sat. night. Call 933 6348. LOST: On Oct 16, a gold Seiko watch with a black face. Reward! Please call Julie, 933-1638. LOST: BLACK RAY BAN SUN GLASSES in Fctzer Gym Wed. after noon. Please return. Reward offered. Call 933-1991. LOST, REWARD! MEN'S WOOL SWEATER: Maroon, grey, blue. Country Club Rd. area, small size. 942-5258. REWARD for return of about 15 KEYS on a ring wbottlc opener. Lost 1014, call 942 9382. LOST: EXPENSIVE PAIR OF PRES CRIPTION GLASSES, gold metal frames in gray case, lost on Saturday, Oct. 10 in basement of Fetzer Gym. CaB 962-7053 if found. FOUND: MEN'S 15-SPEED BIKE found in woods behind E-haus field. Call 933 8287 to I D. LOST: PINK FLAMINGO KEY CHAIN WITH DORM KEY at DU house on 10 IS. Please call Pam or Kendra at 933-3410. LOST SOMETHING ???? look for it in at the APO Lost and Found in the basement of the Carolina Union or caB 9624996. business opportunities OWN YOUR OWN APPAREL OR SHOE STORE, CHOOSE FROM: JEAN SPORTSWEAR. LADIES APPAREL. MEN'S, CHILDRENMATERNITY. LARGE SIZES, PETITE, DANCEWEAR AEROBIC. BRIDAL, LINGERIE OR ACCESSORIES STORE. ADD COLOR ANALYSIS. BRANDS: UZ CLAI BORNE, GASOLINE, HEALTHTEX, LEVI, LEE, CAMP BEVERLY HILLS, ST. MICHELE, CHAUS. OUTBACK RED, GENESIS, FORENZA, ORGANICALLY GROWN, OVER 2000 OTHERS. OR $13.99 ONE PRICE DESIGNER, MULTI TIER PRICING DISCOUNT OR FAMILY SHOE STORE RETAIL PRICES UNBE LIEVABLE FOR QUALITY SHOES NORMALLY PRICED FROM $19. TO $80. OVER 250 BRANDS 2600 STYLES. $14,800 TO $26,900: INVENTORY, TRAINING, FIXTURES, GRAND OPEN ING, AIRFARE, ETC. CAN OPEN 15 DAYS. MR. SIDNEY (612) 888-6389. help wanted BREADMEWS is now accepting applica tions for full-time and part-time kitchen help. Immediate openings for night and weekend personnel. Pay $3.75-$4.50hr depending on qualifications. Apply in person at Breadmen's, 337 W. Rosemary, Chapel Hil GRANVILLE TOWEXS STUDENT DINING ASSOCIATION is hiring part-time student help for all positions within the student-managed cafeteria. Advancement into the student manag ment staff is available. Annual increases and unlimited second meals for less than fhe price of moat : hamburgers included, Bonus .paid for weekend work. See the student supervisor or manager on duty " eveTy afternoon in the cafeteria or call 968 1037 for an appointment to discuss the opportunities available. EOEMFH. NORMAL VOLUNTEERS WANTED. Research study involving a morning's time for $55. Requires intravenous administra tion of antidepressant medications. Call Dr. Brown at 966-5384 anytime. MALE STUDENTS NEEDED to wait tables Sorority dinners 4:45 to 6:00 Mon. to Fri. Lunch and dinner provided. Perry 967-5870. EARN BIG $$. Exculsive campus repre sentative needed. Sports novelty item soon to be NATIONAL symbol. (713) 499 6084 Mark. COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT SPE CIALIST - Town of Chapel HilL Fulltime; temporary for 6 months. Responsibilities include land acquisition, contract negoti ationmonitoring for rehabilitation pro jects, environmental reviews. Minimum reqrmts: BA in planningCD, knowledge of HUD & CD regulations, CD expe rience; or equivalent. Salary $767 biweekly. Apply by October 29: Personnel - H, 306 N Columbia, Chapel HiH 27514. EOAAE. Trick or Treat your friends to a HALLOWEEN SPOOK BAG! to benefit anorexia nervosa and associated disorders. In The Pit Oct 22-Oct29 You are invited to meet the Peer Leadership Consultants & benefit from a session on "USING UMVERSITY RESOURCES" Thurs.,Oct.29 7:30-8:45 PM Frank Porter Graham Lounge Carolina Union Register in 01 Steele Office of Leadership Development IQllington.Vt Dec. 18-23 trip includes: 5 day lift ticket 5 nights in condo Intercollegiate Skrfest Parties Roundtrip Bus Total Price: 333 50 deposit due Nov 15 for more Infa call: Alan Crumpacker 933-8642 CteatUndsey 933-8161 AURORA is seeking part-time evening help. Short hours, excellent pay. Apply in person. Carr Mill Mali. EXCELLENT WAGES (or spare time assembly work; electronics, crafts. Others. Info (504) 641-0091 Ext 2823. Open 7 days. Call Now! EARN UP TO $100 per month for just a few hours donating plasma Sera Tec Biological. 942-0251. LANDLUBBERS RESTAURANT is now accepting applications for the following positions: buspersons, kitchen help, hostesses and cashiers. Please apply in person, Hwy 54 East Durham. TRAVEL FIELD OPPORTUNITY. Gain valuable marketing experience while earning money. Campus representatives needed immediately for Spring Break Trips to Florida. Call Campus Marketing at 1800-2824221. SATURDAY TYPIST (8am-5 pm) needed IMMEDIATELY at North Carolina Memorial Hospital. $7.49hour. Requires high school graduation, 2 years of clerical experience or additional education. Good typing skills, word processing (microsoft word) preferred. Apply: NCMH Employ ment Office. Carr Mill Mall. Rm 202, Carrboro, NC 57510 or call 919966-5224. An Equal Opportunity Affirmative Action Employer. PERFORMANCE BICYCLE SHOP, nation largest retailer of bicycle parts and accessories has the following openings: FULL AND PART-TIME PICKERS PACKERS. Help pick and pack orders to be shipped out to customers. Knowledge of bicycle parts helpful, but not essential. PART-TIME positions for CUSTOMER SERVICE OPERATORS, 20-35 hours week. Morning and afternoon shifts available. Must be able to work through the spring. Responsiblities include answer ing the phones, taking orders for merchan dise and handling customer inquiries. Pleasant phone manner and good people skills essential. FULL AND PART-TIME SHOP POSITIONS. Help build wheels and assemble bikes. General mechanical aptitude a must. However, mechanical experience related to bicycles not neces sary. FULL AND PART-TIME positions for RETAIL SALES PEOPLE. Ability to deed with public required. Knowledge of bicycle parts preferred. FULL AND PART-TIME positions for EXPE RIENCED BICYCLE MECHANICS. Ability to deal with the public required. PART -TIME POSITIONS IN RETURNS DEPARTMENT. Morning shift preferred. Responsibilities include inspecting returned merchandise, filling out forms and processing returns. Eye for detail a must. Knowledge of bicycle parts pre ferred. PART-TIME FILING CLERKS, 20 plus hoursweek. Previous experience not necessary. Attention to detail a must. Apply at PERFORMANCE BICYCLE SHOP, 404 E. Main Street, Carrboro or ONE PERFORMANCE WAY. Chapel Hill (located on Old Lystra Road off 15-501, near Cole Park Plaza). ADD PROFESSIONAL MARKET RESEARCH EXPERIENCE to your resume. The southeast's leading research advertising agency needs interviewers to conduct research by telephone. Learn how major corporations conduct consu mer research. Day or evening weekend hours. Call 929-7759 between 2pm-4pm. ROMAN WINGS: Drivers needed. Good pay. AD shifts. Must have own car and insurance. Apply in person 401 W. Franklin. BLACK FEMALES aged 18-22 needed for diet and bone research study. $5hr. Dept. of Nutrition, 962-0022. SCOTNES ICE CREAMSUB SHOP needs employees for lunch and evening shifts. Located at Woodcraft shopping center, Hwy 54 about 4 miles from UNC. 439-0636. PART-TIME SECRETARY needed, Mon Fri afternoons, l-6pm (hours somewhat negotiable). Must have good typing skills, pleasant telephone manner, and enjoy public contact. For additional info and applications, caD Chapel Hill - Carrboro 3 YMCA, 980 Airport Rd., 942-5156. HELP" 1 need a BA 71 TUTOR. The wages are great. Please caD 968-6605 anytime. MERCHANT, University Mall, seeks employees: part-rime and full-time posi tions (experience in retail sales required for full-time.) Apply in person 929-9629. DISC JOCKEY WANTED: Tuesday night! Pop music, dance music, classics! Call Lauren: 942-4057 or Donna 962-0245. PARKING CONTROL aeeas avea ia monitors from 5:30-9:00 pm M Tk. Contact Eddie Price at B-13 YMCA BaSdiag. Apply ia persoa, 962-7144. RESEARCH SUBJECTS, Male, non-smoking, 21-29 years old, needed for experimental testing for effects of prescription drugs on simulated driving performance. Paid training and testing sessions. Approximately 52 hours over a 10-12 week period. For further information, please call Duke University Medical Center at 1484-3032. IDEAL FOR STUDENTS Chapel Hill Marketing Co. seeks enthusiastic, self-motivated individuals to do tele marketing work. Full and part-time positions available. Hourly salary plus excellent bonuses and commissions. Apply in person immediately, 105 N. Columbia St., Suite 300, above Copytron. Movie Posters, Scripts, Back Stage concert Passes. Rock & Celebrity Photos, etc. . .for catalog send 50C& large SASE to: Movie Posters, lac co FOK9A 3913 BvcrtMSaito 337 Stedfo City, CA 0134 W-A-N-T-E-D Music lovers needed for the ?C4?OLiNK CONCERT COORDINATORS Applications at the Union Desk Due: October 28 Your Mother Told You Never To Argue At The Table. Here Is Your Chance With Campus Y Dinner Discussions. Join Us! Oct 23: Gerry House, Superintendent of Chapel Hill-Carrboro Schools. "Schools of the Future." Oct, 29: Halloween's Spookiest Tales. Nov. 6: Judith Bennett, "What We Learn From Women's History" Sign Up At Campus Y STUDENT JOBS. No late hights. Carolina Inn Cafeteria, $3.75hour. See Parti or Maple. SPINNAKER'S RESTAURTANT. South Square Mall, is looking for cheerful, energetic individuals who want to make excellent money in their free time. Apply in person, Mon. Thurs., 2pm-4pm. 489-8013. WOULD YOU LIKE TO EARN CASH FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING? A Southern Season has openings for the following full-time and part-time positions. Either start ing immediately or helping out during the Christmas rush. HOUSEWARES DEPT. is in need of a person for Fridays and Saturdays during Nov. and Dec.; They are also looking for a person who can help out with putting gift baskets together (flexible hours). THE BACK DESK CASHIER AREA is recruiting gift wrappers for the Xmas season; daytime as well as evening hours. A good way to earn some extra $ is in our KITCHEN AREA as a utility person (mainly afternoon plus evening hours). OUR CHOCOLATE AND CONFEC TIONS DEPT. needs salespeople for the evening: weekend hours. They are also looking for stockers during Nov. and Dec., which would take place primarily during evening hours. THE BAKERY DEFT is recruiting full-time help through Xmas for day time and weekend schedules & also part-time evenings and weekends. Apply in person. Eastgate, Chapel Hill. MOTION PICTURE PROJECT -Southern Producers Consortium, a Raleigh film production agency is producing a short motion picture, JThe Updown Door", an adaptation of a short story by Lee Smith. Student volunteers needed to work on feature film project, side-by-side with profes sionals. Volunteers needed to work various times Nov.9 through Nov. 23. Will make allowances for schedules. Must be available for meeting Sun, Nov. 15. Hard work, but will learn technical and artistic apects of 35mm film making, if interested, caD with your schedule. Callie Warner 732 5456. UM'S MENSWEAR is seeking energetic experienced sales asso ciates, full-time and part-time. Apply in person with resume, Upper Level, South Square Mall. A SOUTHERN SEASON is currently hiring people for the following part time positions: cafe, wait staff; day time as well as afternoonevening hours. Experience preferred. Christmas help is needed for our mailorder dept. This entails answer ing the phone, taking orders, etc. Will train daytime and evening hours. Apply in person, Eastgate, Chapel Hill. RAPIDLY GROWING COMPUTER DISTRIBUTOR needs 15 hours week computer-oriented clerical help. We offer VARIETY, FLEXIBLE HOURS, POTENTIAL FOR SUMMER INTERNSHIP ANDOR PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT at great Durham location. Send resume to Corporate Development Coordi nator, P.O. Box 1208, Durham, NC 27702. child care BABYSITTER NEEDED for Wednesday morning Women's Bible Study (9.30-11:00 am at Chapel Hill Bible Church.) If interested, please call Sue Danielson, 933 6768. real estate WALK TO CAMPUS next semster from your new MILL CREEK condommum off Airport Road! Talk to your parents NOW about investing this fall and move in during Christmas vacation. Very attractive financing - small downpayment. CaD 942 7475 for details and appointment to see model unit. for sale ORIGINAL MOVIE POSTERS!! 27 x 41" Send list of 10 favorites in order. $2.00 $20.00 (and up). Color, B&W, movie, & TV photos, $2.00each. Send self addressed, stamped envelope to WELLS & CONNOR PROMOTIONS, Route 5, Box 460-A, Durham, NC 27704. Can 683 5811 after 7pm (no collect calls). DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RINGS sold by Direct Importers Far below retail. Includes appraisal and money back guarantee, MCVisa. Call 933-8808 for appt. Reserveyour costume now! Masquerade rentals for all occasions. Hat and Wig rentals. Costume accessories for sale. Dance Design zi Ftexa, f 42-3131 UNC Toronto Exchange presents: The GREAT WHITE NORTH Party! Sunday, Oct 25. 1987 at Bub-O'Malley's 8 PM until 1 AM Hear: local talents such as The Attitudes & The Velts Win: movie passes, dinner at Molly Maquires Tickets $3 on sale in the Pit Prosaotc u latonudonal Affair! Those under 21 will be admitted UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI SCHOOL OF LAW Prof. Thomas Robinson will be on campus Oct 23, 1987, 2-5 PM to interview prospective Law School candidates. Please sign up in the Office of Career Planning & Placement Services. 211 Hanes Hall 019A. FOR SALE: Minolta XG-1 35mm camera. Accessories include case, flash, tele-lens. $155. CaD John 933-2666. 1822 G'viile W. RCA COLOR TV and SANYO STEREO CASSETTE DECK. $25 each. CaD Jeff at 9334113. RUG FOR SALE: 15x20 light brown, low pile carpet remnant. Excellent condition, 1120 negotiable. 966-5685 or 933-9224. Ask for Martha. wheels for sale FOR SALE 1977 HONDA ACCORD. 90,000, air, AMFM, great gas mileage, $800. Must Sell! Also, OVAL BRAIDED RUGS AND SMALL DINETTE, cheap! 942-2303. 20" RALEIGH 10 SPEED for sale - call 933-3373 for info! SUZUKI FA 50 SCOOTER. 1986 blue in very good condition. Reliable transporta tion for campus or work. $400 or nearest offer. Ca 9424810. 1985 PUCH MAXI MOPED. Excellent Condition. Call 489-3659 (Durham) after 6 pm or weekends. Asking $500. OK 1 YEILD. "81 Rabbit convertible, 5 spd, ac, AM-FM-cass, low mileage, excellent condition. Price expectations at new low. Must sen. 9664671 or 968-8922. FOR SALE: DATSUN 280Z 77. Black, AC, AMFM cassette, new tires, great engine. Price negotiable (942-9509) leave message (489-8281.) tickets TIRED OF CAMPING OUT for days or paying outrageous prices to scalpers for good concert tickets? Join the CAROL INA TICKET CLUB. For information caD 942-8126. WANTED: 2-4 Non-student UNC vs CLEM SON football tickets. CASH PAID. CaB Rick. 968-3866. IF YOU WANT FLOYD TICKETS caD soon! 942-6713. FOR SALE. 2 TICKETS FOR PINK FLOYD, Sun. Oct. 25. Call Kevin at 933 2045 or Greg 968-1728. (Go to Hell State). NEEDED! 2 non-student tickets to the UNC VS CLEMSON game - Will pay cash!!! Call 933-2483. Ask for John. DESPERATELY IN NEED OF 4 NON STUDENT UNC VS. CLEMSON football tickets. Please call Lisa. 942-6471. HEART TICKETS. I have 4 excellent Heart tickets for sale. CaD 933-5217. PINK FLOYD. The tour that has the country buzzing. Once in a lifetime experience. Don't miss it! Good lower level tickets. Serious offers. 942-8126. DESPERATELY NEED onetwo ticket(s) for PINK FLOYD Monday night or two for Sunday. Call Cristina at 933-6175 or after 4 pm Friday, at 967-5727(w). FOR SALE: 2 good tickets to PINK FLOYD! Karl 929 8154. WILL TRADE 3rd row Orchestra Heart tickets for similar TINA TURNER. Also taking offers for good 1st level seats for both. Pete 933-6308 (After 10 pm.) roommates FEMALES seek roommate to share bedroom and 13 utilites at Canterbury. Microwave, fireplace, cable and fun roommate. On J-busline. CaD Vicki or Heather at 929-6271. MUST SELL. OLD WEST CON TRACT. Great location, middle of campus. Will give $50 off present price! CaD 967-7605 or 967-6161. ROOMMATE WANTED to share High land Hills Apartment. No rent until December. On busline, new, full kitchen. Can Mike after 7:00 pm at 968-8164. Can move anytime. CONTRACT FOR SALE: SINGLE ROOM WITH AC IN WHITEHEAD. CONVENIENT LOCATION TO FRANKLIN, CAMPUS, NURSING, PHARMACY. GOOD SIZE. MUST SELL A.S.A J. $900 CALL TONYA 933-6423. ROOMMATE WANTED IMME DIATELY. Shadowwood Apartments, not far from campus. Dishwasher, central heating, cable and other goodies. October rent free and further incentives $$. 967 1930. $136month and V, utilities. NORMAL MALE LAW STUDENT seeks roommate to share large furnished apt. in THE OAKS for Spring Semester. Own room and bath. Available mid-December. Rent and utilities, if interested, call Bill at 942-0265. Keep trying. HOUSEMATE WANTED to live with two Grad. students in Carrboro. Close to bike path and bus line. Own room and bath. Quiet, pleasant surroundings. Non smoker. $200 plus 13 utilities. Call 929 7268. rides GOING TO UNC VS. MARYLAND? Please bring me along! CaH Gail 933-4972. HELP! Ride needed to UVA, Charlottes ville or anywhere close! Please call 968 1254. Win help with gas. I NEED A RIDE to and from CHAR LOTTE this weekend, 23rd-25th. Can leave after 1:30 pm Friday. Will help pay for gas. Lisa 933-2173. personals NEED $20-$30 PER WEEK without the troubles of a part-time job? Donate plasma, Sera-Tec Biologicals, 942-0251. "Leadership Matters. . ." presents a workshop on TEAM BUILDING For student organizations Wed, October 28 7:00-8:15 PM 205 Carolina Union facilitator: Lee Marks Asst. to Dean of Students Register in 01 Steele ' Office of Leadership Development Park City, Utah Jan. 4-11 -$599 trip includes: Roundtrip Airfare to Salt Lake City Transfer from Salt Lake to ParkOty 5 day Eft ticket . 7 nights in condo College Week Activities $200 deposit due Nov 1 for more info ca9: Cleat Undsey 933-8161 Alan Crumpacker 933-8642 Aj V W I AM A 21 FEMALE STUDENT IN ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA. I would like to travel to the United States in the near future, and am interested in correspond ing with students from all disciplines. I have recently completed a Bachelor of Arts degree at the University of Adelaide, and am currently studying for a Diploma of Education (Early Childhood). My interests include traveling, Australian and international politics, corresponding with penfriends, playing netball, volleyball and other sports, snowskiing and playing guitar. If you are interested in correspond ing with me, write to: Helen Kilsby, co Lincoln College, 45 Brougham Place, North Adelaide S.A. 5006, AUSTRALIA. TO THE CHARM BLOW POP GUY who used to make me feel special, what happened? MARY'S HAIRSTYLING, Fidelity St. Carrboro is offering "Spooky" specials on perms and curls through October. Hurry!! Beat the Goblins, phone 968-6711 on "C" Busline. FIVE BLONDES AND AMY, sure, sounds like it could be funinteresting. At least the odds do. Time? Place? ID bring dessert. Todd. WOMEN'S CLUB SOCCER - Let's beat DUKE! Yeah - be athletic! We can do it, right Robby? INDIANA BOYS latcrectcd ia atteadiag UNC'a HaDoweea festiv ities, yoar rcscrvatioas arc con firmed. Coass prepared for cxtca siv caroasias. WE CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUI The North CaroBaa Girls. HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOUR SPIN-180 TICKET YET? Sold daily in the Fit. Student tickets $3. Concert, Thurs. Oct. 29th, 8-9:30 pm, Great Hall. JUUELLEN! Big Sister is watching you! Especially on your Birthday! Have a great one. We're all going to have fun this weekend! Love Big Sis? PROFESSOR SLAM: Who makes you howl now that Joe is gone? Happy 21st Birthday! We love you. A2. J.A.W. (aka "Nolan"): Hmm . . . I'm interested. Act on your feelings the answer will be "yes." A friend. REMEMBER - THE FALL VOLLEY BALL SMASH is tomorrow, Oct. 24, on Connor Beach. Turn your applications in at the Union desk, HRC desk, or the Lambda Chi Alpha House. Proceeds to Chapel HOI Ronald McDonald House. 967 7352. TO GRETCHEN MY EVIL TWIN: Did we know each other before this summer? You're irreplaceable! Love ya, your "soul sister." TO THE TWO FABULOUS YOUNG BUCKS who accompanied me to D.C. in the poor overheated volare-fenrari THANKS for an exhilarating elevator ride and some great lemonade, but especially for not killing me Monday night! Same time next year? T.L.S. Pink Floyd will be awesome, but this weekend is made even more special by your presence. Here's looking at you, kid! Your loving friend, R.A.M. Harold TO C Q Doonesbury MRS.PHCOULDN7FINP THEM! I COULPNT RHP k Ai ri inrn isil Tfc r-rizkAC X LUrirruiw, inc. inri Uf-INIiMl! SOMEONE MUST HAVE SUPEP I.I 'I Bloom County m 7. rm THE Daily ACROSS 1 Utah's lily 5 Desert dwellers 10 Amo, , amat 14 Ireland 15 lr. novelist Elizabeth 16 Lugosi 17 Makes public 18 Ones on one's toes? 20 Germane 22 Unions 23 Skin 24 Ave 25 Land 27 Passing thing 28 Fr. city. 32 Luau favorite 33 Office workers 36 Adult pike 37 Staffs 39 " worth something" (Browning) 40 Cookie 41 Isaac's son 42 Small bus 44 Laders' gp. 45 Utter biblically 47 Tchrs. gp. 48 Toast 50 Bandleader Shaw 52 Suds 53 Credo 56 Bosses 59 Old torture instrument 61 Nap 62 trap for 63 Condition 64 Autocrat 65 Greenland settlement 66 Sorts 67 Fjord city DOWN 1 Parch 2 Huron's , neighbor 3 Secretary 4 Store sign 5 Monastery 6 Way 7 Piercing tool 8 Deadly nightshade 9 Show contempt 10 Maids 11 Bill of fare 12 Wings 13 Back talk 19 Sortie 21 Russ. news agency 24 Sirenian 25 " moi le deluge" CAROLINE Happy 19th Birthday and (soon to be) one year anniversary. I love you! Chris. (P.S. Now you can stop bitching about never getting a personal.) KEV: Thanks for the past year. You've been a very special part of my life. Don't forget that 111 never stop loving you! Love, Terri. EXCUSE ME, but I heard a whore was having a birthday today! Can the bitch really be 22? Should we celebrate with a few pitchers at Troll's or have some Sex on the Beach? Here's to Hector's, Time-Out-May-l-Help-You, mushrooms, and chicken boobies! Haven't you seen more than enough of Highway 40? Remember that "You Bring Me Joy" and will always be a "Superstar" to me! I Love You, I Love You, but I got to go! Have a Happy! Love va. A.W. USA C. Hope D.C. was fun. "Have a nice day!" From an admirer at Duke (and you thought I wouldn't send you a personal.) S.M. I'd be more than happy to go with you to see Dr. Ruth, but we need to get together to work on some questions to ask her. Call me this weekend. Love, patient kitten, xxx. WHAT IS THE WORLD RECORD for the most sexual encounters in one night? Dr. Ruth has the answers. November 9th. 8:00 pm in Memorial Hall. $2 Students. $5 General Public. Tickets go on sale Monday at the Carolina Union Box Office. They will sell fast. NATHAN G. No need for fires; juggling isn't required You can be MY MR. UNC! A possible "Rainbow Connection?!" Respond upon interest DTH. ROYGBTV "AN . . ." SECRET GHOSTS treat your spirits to gourmet sweets from the CHOCO LATE MOUSSE, University Square. Uniquely ghoulish gifts that have witches waiting in line! 10 off regular price with UNC student ID. TO THE ADORABLE LOOKING BLONDE FOOTBALL PLAYER WEAR ING A CAROLINA JACKET WITH THE 19 ON IT, WE SAW YOU AT THE D U. PARTY LAST THURS. NITE, BUT DIDNT GET A CHANCE TO MEET YOU BECAUSE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT WERE WITH YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT. WE FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU AND THAT YOUR NAME IS CARMEN (WE ASKED SOME BLONDE GIRL NAMED LISA), WE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU AND SOME OF YOUR TEAMMATES WOULD LIKE TO MEET US, IF YOU DARE! WE MODEL IN RALEIGH, BUT WE LIVE IN CHAPEL HILL. WE ARE ALL OUT OF COLLEGE (SINCE LAST YEAR), AND WE LOVE TO PARTY! SO, IF YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO MEET US FOR A LITTLE 2 HAND TOUCH NEXT FRI. NITE, RESPOND TO THE DTH BY THURS. SOON TO BE YOURS AND YOUR TEAMMATES: CRISS, JEANNE, TERI, MONICA, AND JOANNE. (THE GIRLS STANDING BY THE WALL.) AmoricanHoartff Association U THE DMiy FIG-HT i JEREMY, SETTLE POHJN, PEAR MAN. THERE APE ny LOADS OF OTHER THIN6S uepe HE CAN TALK ABOUT- BREATH. Crossword by Harold 1987 Tribune Media Services. Inc. All Rights. Reserved r r FOR E, ? fiis the r'.i rW sir 26 Ga. river 27 Womankind 29 Adolescent 30 Fla. town 31 Katmandu's land 34 Mahal 35 Comp. pt. 38 Actress York 43 North Sea feeder 46 Decorate 49 oneself (be a loner) 51 Breakfast bread 52 Ulna and rib 53 Fr. river 54 Verb type: abbr. 55 Whit 56 Holiday 57 Isr. airline 58 Sleuth Wolfe 60 Fish in a way The Daily Tar HeelFriday, October 23, 198711 AMY, Happy Late Birthday. 18 huh? The Constitution says you're an adult, but the liquor store says keep trying, dear. Padge. DENA: Glad to hear you don't bite or choke. Hard sh-t hurts after twelve times. Watch those crabs! Sigma Mu HAWGS! Mer. and Fresh. GOT SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SELL?? TRY ADVER TISING IN THE DTH - IT REALLY WORKS!!! THINK YOU MIGHT BE PREGNANT? Women's Health Counseling Service offers very low cost pregnancy tests and free, con fidential, unbiased counseling. CaD today for an appointment, 968-4646. MOTION PICTURE PROJECT - IF INTERESTED, REFER TO HELP WANTED AD RUNNING TODAY IN THE DTH. The Far Side I o - - i JL? mi khsz- "Well, here we go, another exciting evening at the Murdocks, all of us sitting around going, 'Hello, my name is so-and-so. . What's your name? I wanna cracker? Heilo, my name is so-and-so. $tCET0f OK OF GOOP. NOCUJUST TRY TO RELAX. UE'RB TWOOUP FRJENP$ JUST HAV ING PINNER, OKAY? JEREMY? B. Counts 1 5 3 4 I 5 6 Tt 8 9 10 11 12 13 16 """" 17 18 iT 20 2l" 22 23 '- " 24"" "" ' 2S 26 """"" W """"" 28 29 1 30 31 32 "3737" 35 """""36 37 38 """"39 " To """"" 41 42 ' ' 43""" """"" iT" 45 ' 4T" """"" 47 """" mT" 4T" 50 5l"" 52 53 54 iT" """"" 58" 57 $ 59 60" 81 62 """""""" ;63 """"""" ,84 " C L 65 68 .87 1 1 1 I J I I ' ' ' ' ' ' I SHEA HAPPY ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY taaarraw. I bopa thmn vriB b mmmy Mrt, I love yoa airways. Kelly. . HILLEL SHABBAT SERVICES AND DINNER tonight at 6:30 pm in the Hillel House, 210 W. Cameron Ave. Dinner $3.00members, $4.00 non-members. 942-4057. WANTED MODELACTRESS for adult avant garde film to be entered in film festival. Serious inquires only, 942-5109. Advertise ia Tkc Tar Had ClaMificaa. Need a ride? Need a ticket to a concert? Need a place to live? You can find it in the Tar Heel classifieds. The forms are accessible 24 hoar a aay! Room 104, Carol ina Union. JEREMY, LET THE AIR oar. I MHOOI THANKS! THATKJAS CLOSE! r- ' hi ! 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