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REWARD (or return of my BLACK
LEATHER JACKET, lost 121 at Sig Ep.
If found, please call Lisa. 933-6006.
LOST SOMETHING 7171 look for it
in at the APO Lost and Found m the
basement of the Carolina Union or
call 962-1044.
help wanted
GRANVILLE TOWERS STUDENT
DINING ASSOCIATION is hiring
part-time student help for all positions
within the student-managed cafeteria.
Advancement into the student manage
ment staff is available. Annual increases
and unlimited second meals for less than
the price of most hamburgers is included.
Bonus paid for weekend work. See the
student supervisor or manager on duty
every afternoon in the cafeteria or call 968
1037 for an appointment to discuss the
opportunities available. EOEMFH.
BLACK FEMALES aged 1&22 needed for
diet and bone research study. $5hr. Dept.
of Nutrition, 962-0022.
HIRING! Federal government jobs in your
area and overseas. Many immediate
openings without waiting list or test. $15
68.000. Phone call refundable. (602) 838
8885. Ext. 5271.
BEEF UP YOUR RESUME! Instead of the
usualcollege jobs, add professional
market research to your experience. FGI,
a leading marketing and research firm, will
train you to conduct consumer research.
Gain practical hands-on experience that
is an asset to any career path. Day or
eveningweekend hours. Call our opera
tions manager between 2 and 4pm at 929
7759 or 493-1670.
IF YOU ARE GOOD ON THE TELE
PHONE, we want you to be a professional
interviewer. Join FGI, a leading marketing
and research company. Make extra
money talking to people about consumer
products , banking, politics and social
issues. Call our operations manager
between 2 and 4pm at 929-7759 or 493
1670. ARE YOU LOOKING for a growing
young company which offers opportunit
ites for advancement? Do you enjoy
working with people and have a pleasant
phone manner? Can you deal effectively
with the public? If you said yes to the above
questions, then consider joining the
telemarketing staff of the nation's fastest
growing bicycle retailmail order com
pany. Part-time positions are available, 20
phis hoursweek. Responsibilities include
answering phones, taking orders for
merchandise and handling customer
inquiries. Applicants should possess
above average communication skills, have
previous public contact andor clerical
experience, and be able to type 30 phis
wpm. Must also be able to work through
remainder of school year. Complete
training is provided. Apply at PERFOR
MANCE BICYCLE SHOP, One Perfor
mance Way, Chapel Hill (located off Old
Lystra Road on 15-501, near Cole Park
Plaza).
EXCELLENT WAGES for spare time
assembly work; electronics, crafts. Oth
ers. Info 1-504-641-0091 EXT 2823. Open
7 days. CALL NOW!
MAKE YOUR OWN SCHEDULE; Pizza
Hut delivery now hiring drivers, cooks and
telephone personnel. Up to $4.25 to start.
Flexible hours, health insurance, free
meals. Apply at 516 W. Franklin across
from Chapel Hill Newspaper between 2
and 5pm or call 942-0343.
BREADMEN'S is accepting applications
for part and full time kitchen help.
BREAKFAST COOK NEEDED IMME
DIATELY. Part-time or full-time. Apply in
person, Breadmen's, 337 W. Rosemary.
WAITERS for sorority house on Franklin
St. Can Kevin 933-9538 or 967-9161.
PART-TIME SEAMSTRESSES to work at
Johnny T-Shirt to sew letters to garments
with zig-zag stitch. 967-5646. "
LIFEGUARDS AND TENNIS, SWIM
MING AND DIVING COACHES needed
for this summer in North Raleigh. Send
resumes to WOOD VALLEY SWIM and
RACQUET CLUB- 10017 BUSHVELD
LANE, RALEIGH, N.C. 27612.
NEED EXTRA CASH? Deliver Sunday
N&O on regular basis. $30 week. Must
be responsible and dependable. CaO Skip
at 942-4088 or 967-6579.
INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL OFFI
CIALS NEEDED IMMEDIATELY. No
experience necessary; we will train. Pay
is $3.35-$4.00hour. CaO Betty Davis at
962-1006.
RETIRED COUPLE needs help cleaning,
laundry, occassional shopping, 4 hours,
$4.50 per hour, 10 weeks. Call 929-8062
after 7 pm.
RESTAURANT MANAGEMENT -New,
exciting, fast-service restaurant
seeking qualified assistant managers.
Candidate should be prepared to rapidly
assume position of general manager due
to fast growth of multi-unit company.
Previous food service background helpful,
but will consider qualified management
candidates. Excellent advancement
potential, salary, bonus, benefits. Call Mr.
Davis, 9 am-ll:30 am, for appt. 286-1989.
SECRETARYRECEPTIONIST part
time. Need an energetic person to work
a busy front desk. M-F, 1-6. Office skills
helpful, but people skills a must. Oppor
tunity to become invovled wgr owing
Triangle area newspaper. Send resume to
: SecretaryRec., Leader, P.O. Box 12054,
Research Triangle Park, NC 27709.
Skylight Exchange
Cafe Books Records
405tt W. Rosemary
(next to Tyuana Fat's)
RUSHAP0!
Meet the nation's
oldest service
fraternity that's
socially serious and
seriously social too!
January 26
7 PM 205-6 Union
or January 27, 7 PM
Upendo Lounge,
South Union
Application
for
1900-09
Carolina
Union
President
arc available
at the Union
Desk from
Jan 20-Fcb 4
CAROLINA INN CAFETERIA hiring
students for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Flexible hours. No late nights. See Patti.
HEALTHY, NON-SMOKERS AGES 18
35 earn $7 to $10 an hour as participants
in EPA research of common air pollutants.
Studies for white females full. No allergy
or hay fever sufferers. Call collect (919)
966-1532.
ASTHMATICS: Women and men ages 18
35 who are otherwise healthy can earn
$7 to $10 an hour while participating in
a new study of the special problems of
air pollution and asthmatics. For more
information, call 966-1253.
18-30 YEAR OLD WHITE MEN with
respiratory colds and flu needed for paid
EPA research study at UNC. You must
be a non-smoker in good general health
- no asthma or hay fever. Call Dr.
Chapman at 966-6219 or the Recruitment
Office at 966-1253 as soon as you think
you are getting a cold or the flu.
WOMEN'S HEALTH COUNSELING
SERVICE begins training volunteer com
munity educators and counselors in Feb.
If you'd like to volunteer some of your
time please call 968-4646.
BREADMEN'S is looking for a personable
& reliable host to work 11:00-2:30 Mon.
through Friday. Other positions are also
available. Apply in person at Breadmen's.
337 West Rosemary Street.
AFTER SCHOOLSUMMER PRO
GRAM ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
NEEDED: with the Association for
Retarded Citizens. Part-time position
working with school-aged children with
developmental disabilities. Duties include:
assisting the director in planning and
implementing recreational activities;
leading small group activities; supervising
children during structured and unstruc
tured activity time. Pay $4.25 per hour.
Experience with developmentalhy disabled
children preferred. For more information
contact Jerrie Dobbin at 942-5119.
CHEF AT CAROLINA INN now
hiring students, top pay, no late
hours. See Chef.
summer jobs
EXCELLENT SUMMER COUNSELING
OPPORTUNITES for men and women
who are interested in serving boys and
girls ages 8-16, guiding them in their
physical, mental and spiritual develop
ment. One must have ability to teach in
one or more of specialized activities and
be dedicated to helping each individual
child develop his or her potential. College
students, teachers and coaches should
apply. CAMP THUNDER BIRD, located
17 miles southeast of Charlotte, N.C, is
an ACA accredited camp member, spe
cializing in water sports (sailing.water
skiing, swimming and canoeing), yet an
added emphasis is placed on land sports
(general athletics, tennis, golf, archery,
riflery and backpacking). Horseback
riding, white-water canoeing and tripping
are extras in our excellent program. For
further information write or call Camp
Thunderbird, One Thunderbird, Clover,
S.C., 29710, 803-831-2121.
CAMP COUNSELORS MaleFemale, -Outstanding
Slim and Trim Down Camps:
Tennis, Dance, Slimnastics, WS1, Athlet
ics, NutritionDietetics. Age 20 plus. 7
weeks. CAMP CAMELOT on COLLEGE
CAMPUSES at Massachusetts, Pennsyl
vania, No. Carolina, California. Contact:
Michele Friedman, Director, 947 Hewlett
Dr., No. Woodmere, N.Y. 11581, 800-421-4321.
COUNSELOR POSITIONS
ACTIVITY SPECIALISTS. CAMP
STARLIGHT IN STARLIGHT, PA.
now has openings for qualified, outgoing
upperclassmenwomen as CABIN
COUNSELORS, LEADERS
INSTRUCTORS in most Activity
Areas. LAND SPORTS, TENNIS,
GYMNASTICS, SWIMMING,
SAILING, CANOEING, WATER
SKIING, NATURE, MUSIC,
DRAMA, STAGE, ARTS &
CRAFTS; working with a mature staff
of 100 plus counselors from the U.S. and
England on a 385 acre campus with
excellent facilities. 623-823. Internships
encouraged. Write: 18 Clinton St., Mal
verne, NY 11565 or call 516 599-5239 or
on campus contact Don Lawson 942-7669.
child care
FREE ROOM AND BOARD for 22 hours
per week of mother's helper responsib
lities. Weekdays free. 493-3845 after
9:15pm or 489-7062 leave message.
DO YOU HAVE CHILD CARE EXPE
RIENCE? Child Care Networks is looking
for qualified caregivers to provide full or
part-time care in the child's home. For
more info, call 942-0184.
DRIVER NEEDED to take children to
lessons after school, especially MWF.
Must be dependable and good driver. Our
car or yours. Call 929-5908 evenings.
PART-TIME CHILD CARE needed week
day late afternoons for two boys ages 5
and 8. Excellent situation, extras. CALL
966-4694 days, 929-9251 evenings.
MOTHERS MORNING OUT GROUP
needs a caring, responsible, experienced
babysitter with transportation to work
with a mom Tuesday mornings 9-12.
Salary negotiable. Call Laurie, 942-0234.
BABYSITTERS NEEDED for afternoon
and weekend work. Experienced with
infants. Car needed. Call 493-8059.
II ART in '80
Join the Gary Hart
campaign at UNC!
Call for information
about the first meeting!
942-0561
North Myrtle Beach
GROUP or HOUSE
PARTIES
SPR1NGBREAK or
SUMMER RENTALS
1-800-334-4152 or
803-249-3964
HORIZON REALTY
P.O. Box 749
N. Myrtle Bch SC
29597
Tony Vaughn, BIC
AEn
alpha cpsilon pi fraternity
omega colony
invites you to a formal
rush meeting
THURSDAY, Jan 28
213 Student Union
7:00 PM
invites you to an
informational rush meeting
What AEII is all about:
Friendship
Brotherhood
Responsible involvement in
local and world communities
and having a great time!
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Part-time child care for three yr. old
boy late afternoons weekdays. Light
housekeeping. Regular hours. Excel
lent salary. Non-smoker. Own trans
portation. References. Call 489-8452,
7-9 pm.
NEEDED: A babysittertutor for two
girls (a nine year old and a five year
old) after school for approximately 2
3 hours daily. Education major pre
ferred. Own transportation needed.
If interested, call 942-5944 after 8 pm.
for sale
MITSUBISHI POWER AMP, 150 watts
per channel, $350.00; Audiorucs pre-amp,
$250.00; Phase Linear noise reduction
system, $150.00; Klipsch Cornwall speak
ers, $1,000.00. All in excellent condition.
Offers accepted. 489-7753 after 5 pm.
REGRIGERATOR FOR SALE - new,
never used! Has full year warranty,
freezer, crisper drawer. 4.2 cubic feet.
Ideal for private bar, dorm, efficiency. Best
offer. 967-4474.
THREE FORMAL GOWNS FOR SALE!
Worn only once but don't fit now. Red
910 $75, Black 78 $50 and Purple 78
$50. If interested please call Beth 942-7870
for more details.
SOFA FOR SALE, mint condition
need to get rid of it for new incoming
couch- blue with small yellow print.
CaQ Kendall 9424161. Price $150.
wheels for sale
1979 BROWN PLYMOUTH 4-DOOR
VOLARE. Automatic. Power steering and
brakes. Cloth Interior. 6-cyiinder engine.
70,000 miles. $795. CaO 968-3816.
FOR SALE: RED TOMOS MOPED with
Kryptonite Lock. Excellent condition.
Ridden only 335 miles. $450. Call Jeff after
7 p.m. 942-8814.
FOR SALE - FAT CHANCE mountain
bike, 19" hand-built frame, select compo
nents. Has rarely been ridden, excellent
condition. $750. Fred (Durham) eves
wknds 489-7906.
tickets
UNC BASKETBALL TICKETS
WANTED for all home games. If you
cannot make it let me go please?? Cash
paid. Call Rick now 968-3866. Hurry!
Hurry!
DESPERATELY NEED non-student
Carolina BASKETBALL TICKETS. Any
games. Also need to sell extra Def
Leppard tickets. Call 942-8126 anytime.
I NEED TWO NON-STUDENT
TICKETS for ANY home UNC Basketball
Game. Please call Mike at 933-7170.
WOULD LIKE TO buy that basketball
season pass that you don't want or can't
use anymore! Can Trish 933-6452 and
keep trying! Prefer lower level!
HELP! PARENTS on the way! Would love
for them to see the Georgia Tech game.
Need 2 guest tickets. Please call Sarah
at 933-6087.
STING TICKETS FOR SALE: Sixth row
or better. So close you can see him sweat.
CaJl 933-4739.
NEED 4 non-student tickets to the 1-30
GEORGIA TECH GAME. Preferably no
nose bleed seats. Call Bren at 933-3946
after 5:30 pm. Leave message.
WANTED: 3-4 oa-atadeat
ticket for GEORGIA TECH
same. WILL PAY $$$. Call 929
1937. music
ROCK IN THE NEW YEAR with a new
guitar amp. 933-7524.
pets, etc
AFFECTIONATE, BOUNCY NORWEI
GAN ELKHOUND PUPPY, 11 mos. old,
AKC, all shots, housebroken, leash
trained. Reasonable to good home. Call
1-383-3237 (Durham).
PRETTY PINTO, large 5 yr. old pony.
Loves to jump! For small adult or child.
Developing into good show pony. Call 1-383-3237
(Durham).
real estate
CONDOMINIUM on East Franklin
Street. By owner. 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath and
Kitchen Applainces. WasherDryer hook
ups. Energy efficient heat pump. Great
location! Interested? Call 929-8478.
rentals
WHITE OAK CONDO 2 story, 2 bed
room. Hardwood floors, 1 baths. Great
pool. Off Main St. in Carrboro. Close to
UNC. Assume lease. Available imme
diately. $390. 929-8238 or 542-3391.
APARTMENT FOR RENT: $225month,
utilities paid; partially furnished; carpeted;
above-ground basement, private
entrance; on G busline, limited cooking;
non-smoker only. CaU 929-4206.
H
Counselor Applications
are available for
Freshman Camp '88
Come by the
Campus Y
Due Jan. 29th
CAROLINA
PHOTO
CLUB
NEW MEETING
Tues., Jan 26th
8:30 PM
RmZIO
Carolina Union
Old Members '
Required!
New Members
Welcome!
Come Join Us!
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AVAILABLE NOW: Big 1 and 2 bedroom
apts. for rent. Ideal location on 819 S.
Columbia St. $300$375 mth. plus utilities.
Great for grad student. Call 967-4500.
Leave message.
SUBLEASE: My one bedroom apartment.
Perfect for student or couple. Carpeting,
heating, air, pool, appliances. On C and
J busline. Save $50 on deposit. $299
month. Call 933-2030.
roommates
RENT ROOM with private bath at town
house Apartments. Deposit is paid and
rent for February is also paid. Call Rick,
Dennis: 929-5873 or Peter at 968-6164.
Rent is $175mo.
LOOKING FOR 3rd person to share large
furnished condo 3 miles from UNC. Pool,
tennis, bus service. Call owners in
Durham for details 489-8747.
WOULD YOU LIKE to five on North
campus? Discount on contract for spring
semseter for Everett dorm. Newly renno
vated, great location. Interested? Call
Peggy 933-1632.
TWO FEMALES seek a third person to
share two bedroom, two bath condo:
Kensington Trace, furnished, shuttle,
busline, pool, tennis. $175mo. plus 13
utilities. Call 942-7456.
TWO CARMICHAEL DORM CON
TRACTS for sale. Both have AC
carpeting. Call soon for $100 discount
Ask for Parker 933-3709, or Ben 933-3754.
ROOMMATE NEEDED: (non-smoker)
$187.50 month plus utilities. On bus
route. Can evenings 929-9489.
SEEK SOMEONE to share roomy 2
bedroom apt., 2 miles from campus, J
C busline; $172.50 phis H utilities. Can 968
9434 after 10 p.m., 966-2445 between 9
5 (ask for Nina), collect 787-0135.
FEMALE GRADUATE STUDENT,
smoker, seeks roommate to share lovely
2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment: washer
dryer, dishwasher, etc. On busline.
$247.50 plus half utilities. 942-1159.
TWO EASY-GOING GIRLS looking for
a roommate in a 3 bedroom Carolina
Apartment. Rent $145month phis 13
utilities. Located on J bus route close to
campus. Please call 968-0070.
ROOM AVAILABLE on Franklin St.
house for grad student or mature under
grad. Laundrykitchen privileges, etc.
$250 mo. includes utilities. Deposit req.
967-6579 or 942-4088.
ROOMMATE NEEDED: $195.75mo plus
low utilities. Private bedroom. Must be
reasonably neat, studious and non
smoker. Located in Ramsgate, Carrboro.
942-6467, ask for Karl or Patrick.
ROOMMATE NEEDED, non-smoker,
$144 plus utilities. Estes Park Apts, Call
Aaron 929-7053.
FEMALE FUNDAMENTALIST CHRIS
TIAN WANTS ROOMMATE to share
spacious two bedroom apartment on
Franklin Street, own bedroom, rent,
utilities. Call Cindy 967-3418 after 5pm.
HOUSEMATE WANTED. Gradprofes
sional non-smoker. Have your own
furnished room in well appointed house
in Heritage Hills for $175 plus utilities.
942-6418 afternoonsevenings.
THE FEDERAL GOVERN
MENT PROHIBITS THE USE
OF DISCRIMINATION ON
THE GROUNDS OF SEX,
RACE, OR RELIGIOUS PREF
ERENCE. ALL CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISING IN VIOLA
HON OF THIS LAW WILL BE
CHANGED ACCORDINGLY
travel
FORT LAUDERDALE SPRING
BREAK - Limited nsW-trip hmm
pace available. Leave from Uaioa
Marck 5, retara March 10. $75.00.
CaO 967-&8SS. COLE TRAVEL.
carpoolvanpool
CARPOOL AND SAVE $!! Fayetteville
Spring Lake UNC Chapel Hill. If
interested call 436-4685. Please leave
message on machine if no answer.
IF YOU LIVE IN DURHAM and have
MWF 8 o'clock classes, I would like to
car pool. Please call Helle. 682-3111.
CARPOOL TOFROM BURLING
TON. 8:00 am-5 pm, M-F. Share
driving. Phone 226-7665 (h) or 966
2605 (w).
VANPOOL TOFROM HILLSBO
ROUGH SEEKS RIDERS. 8 am-5
pm, M-F, $11 week. Phone 732-8460
(h) or 962-3061 (w).
FOR ADDITIONAL CAR
POOLVANPOOL INFO., can
549-9999. TRI-A-RIDE.
parking
GOOD RATES, private residence, com
pacts only. CaU evenings after 5:00pm.
929-1441.
PARKING per semester daytime $25
Fulltime $60. 1211 East Franklin St. Can
Dan daytime 966-4630 nights 929-4627.
Lot on DF bus line.
PARKING SPACES AVAILABLE at Chi
Psi for the Spring semester for $150. Can
Fred W. or James B. at 968-9062 for
further details.
rides
HELP! I desperately need a ride to
BOONE THIS WEEKEND! Win help pay
for gas. CaU 933-1411 anytime. Leave
message for Dia.
personals
GAY AND LESBIAN STUDENTS: Are
you concerned about relationships, com
ing out, discrimination, health issues?
Support group now forming to address
these and other issues. Begins Feb 3. CaU
966-3658 for more information.
Don't wait until
fall
Beat the Rush!
Come to EEZ's
Informal Rush
Jan. 25, 26
&28
7:30-8:30 PM
For info call
967-2646
SPRING BREAK - Complete trip to
Daytona (oceartfront, AC, TV, Motor
coach). 8 days7 nights just $220. Contact
Christian at 929-5967.
SIGMA SIGMA SIGMA Sorority announ
ces Informal Spring Rush Jan. 25 and 26,
7:30 8:30. Call 967-2646 for more
information.
DO YOU ENJOY SINGING IN HAR
MONY? Then maybe the 4 Corners
singing group is for you. Auditions are on
Feb. 7. For more info check the Union
desk or call David at 942-8752 or Jeff at
933-8184.
DUKE CHANCE seeks acts for BATTLE
OF BANDS. Auditions at Duke Jan. 29,
30. Competition Feb 26. $500 prize. CaU
Missy 286-9742 by 127.
HEALING EATING DISORDERS:
FOOD AND RITUAL Any eating dis
order undereating, overeating, bingen
ing or bulimia is an unsuccessful
ritualized attempt to find ones center of
emotional and spiritual peace. We will
learn techniques that transfer the ritual
of finding self away from eating and onto
the power of emotional and spiritual
bodies. Join Susan R., Thursdays, Feb 4
25, 7:30-9:30pm. Cost $65. For more info
and to register contact Community
Wholistic Health Center, 929-1132.
CAROLINE, CHERYL AND WENDY,
May the Sigmas have more fun this
semester than last. Especially us! Beth.
TO THE TALL BROWN HAIRED
GUY working in the student book store
Wednesday wearing a white sweater and
jeans: Was it my imagination or was it
EYE CONTACT? The brunette in the
tan overcoat. Respond DTH.
TO MY BEST Sigma Delta Eta sister (and
Malkria): Satin may not stain, but your old
cottonpolyester sheets certainly did. And
Grendelyn, you do have a few flawless
dance moves, but those K-mart specials
you're doing them in must go! Kiss, Lydia.
LOVER - CFFF, CGEF, CFAC, AFDG,
AF sounds great but Peter, Paul can't wait
that long (how brig?) Insightful Letters Of
Virtuous Emotion Yield Obvious Unlad
ylike Transpirations Of Onastk Juice (Oh
How Nasty!)
OBT NOW SEEKING exciting, dynamic,
fun, and motivated applicants for our
honorary service organization. Apply now
for Order of the Bell Tower. Applications
available at the Union Desk. Due Friday.
BEAT THE SPRING RUSH! Rush Tri
Sigma now! Monday January 25, and
Tuesday January 261 CaO 967-2646 for
more information!
TO SIGMA SIS' BRIDGET AND
MIDGET Here's to breaking down the
road. Help me Rhonda. Roy Roger's
parking lot. Mary Washington gals.
Georgetown. D.C. libraries. Houlihans vs.
Navy. Cousins, Ogolberg Jones and Buck.
May there be another! Sigma love, Lou
and Trev.
BETH CH-2299: "PROBABLY I went to
Sera-Tec at first for its monetary benefits.
But you can't help but be drawn into the
pleasant community of employees and
other donors there's always a little '
conversation, or a joke being told around
you. I am still a donor at Sera-Tec because
I can always count on having a nice time
there. Going to give plasma is like paying
a visit to my friends." Donate plasma.
Sera-Tec, 109 E. Franklin St. (above
Rite-Aid), 942-0251.
LATE IN THE EVENING, at Theta Chi's
Red Ox Stampede, a guest was heard to
say, "Smogle dorp stoplight what-have
you." We feel that this nicely sums up
Friday night's events and we look forward
to an even bigger festival at this friday's
Casino Night.
THE 'RUMORS have been confirmed.
Congratulations to KEN and RHONDRA.
Good luck on your new unorthodox
relationship. Kissres, Tina and Lydia
Sisters of love.
HeUo? HeUo? Happy Birthday to my
favorite RT major. I'm a day late and I'm
sorry. It's been 13 months and 19 days.
Thought Fd never remember, huh? I love
you -. the worm. , ,
Doonesbury
MR. HEADREST AS THE PRESI
DENTS ALTER EGO. YOU'RE IN
A UNIQUE- POSITION TO CAST
fift U6HT0NMR. BUSH'S ROLE
INTHE SCANDAL.
Bloom County
from a political
perspective, bos
POLE SIMPLY CAN'T HAVEl
HIS CAKE ANP EAT IT,
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THE Daily
ACROSS
1 Grandiose
poetry
5 Latin dance
10 Mountain pool
14 Encircled
15 Ancient
marketplace
16 "It's a sin to
tell
17 Very rarely
20 Stem
21 Tent need
22 Famous
23 Whitewashes
25 Dallas school
letters
26 Did over
29 Ingested
30 Court stroke
33 Delete
34 Tropical
parrots
37 Pub choice
38 Idle period
41 Once Clay
42 Painted
surface
43 Horse stride
44 Wine word
45 Oolong e.g.
46 Pyle and
Kovacs
48 This side of:
pref.
-2h
49 Cowboy show
51 Chest
54 Inlet
55 Glacial ridge
59 Just before
too late
62 Olive genus
63 Arthur's sire
64 Monogram
part: abbr.
65 A Redgrave
66 Geoffrey of
fashion
67 Whale
DOWN
1 Swelled heads
2 Quart part
3 Whale
4 Star-shaped
5 Neander
thal 6 Open
mouthed 7 Certain spies
8 Hoosegow
9 Clod
10 Armadillo
11 Descended
12 Hoarfrost
13 Desideratum
18 " you not"
(Jack Paar)
19 Snare
24 Cruel people
PHIL in black RX7. Thanks for getting my
car out of the mud. Leather jackets and
Converse AD Stars. Fate or coincidence?
Red RX7 Respond DTH.
HEY UONHEARTED! You were brave
up on that church roof. I'm glad I spent
the dime. How's Mr. Gingerbread doin?
Would you like to see 'Good Morning
Vietnam? Stay cute, your amigo.
MISSY, have a wonderful day! Sigma love,
your big sis!
CHERYL AND WENDY, things are
getting really weird. I don't know how they
could get any weirder, but with our luck
they will. Sigma love Caroline.
SIGMAS, here's to a great semester.
Things are looking good. Let's get excited
because things are going to be fun.
WET - Here's your chance! Meet me for
dinner at Lenoir at 6pm on Wed Jan 27.
lU be waiting on the front steps. See you
then! Girl with long blond hair.
TO MY BIG SIS BETH: Congrats on your
new office! Cheers to a great semester
and to aU you Sigmas! Sigma love, Honda.
10-WEEK WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM
now offered by a professionally trained
Nutritionist and Behavior Education
Counselor. Register by Jan 28 Sessions
beging Feb 1st. $10session. Please call
929-3136.
CHERYL AND CAROLINE, Charleston
and The Citadel Senior Party were fun.
American Express has been good to us.
Our travels will never be the same. Gucci
and Polo await our return. Sigma love,
Wendy.
BAHAMA BOUND 88! It's not too late!
Enjoy 8 days7 nights for an incredible
$299. AU the SUN and twice the FUN as
Florida. Call 933-6024 TODAY!
TO THE RED HAIRED GIRL on the blue
Italian racing bike. Racer wants to meet
you. Respond DTH if interested or call
me 933-4558.
BIG TIME SALE AT JOHNNY T-SHIRT.
JANUARY 25th through 29th. DONT
MISS OUT!
FAMILY SECRETS? Support group
for sexual abuse victims now forming.
Begins Feb. 16. Led by two female
therapists. CALL 9(6-3658 (Student
Mental Health) for information.
CONFIDENTIAL.
WE HAVE LONG NOTED the public and
private lives in the extensive Royal Family
at UNC. Being more Supremely Royal and
Flawless, We feel compelled to make
heads roll and faces fall amongst certain
pretentious princesses. OK girls, today's
reading begins with: Miss DOO-RAH,
we've not seen much of your Clairol locks,
since you slept your way into Davie HaU.
You must have found new rats to teach
your old tricks. Miss EHy Ott, the members
of the club in Durham are tired of you
exhibiting your new silicone implants.
Twist to Roses; We heard training bras
are Vi price. A last note to Rosslyn, those
who play in glass stalls shouldn't look
through other people's cracks. In Positive
Energy, The Borgia Sisters.
THETA CHI SOCIAL FRATERNITY wiU
be having an Informational Rush meeting
tonight at 6:00 pm in the Frank Porter
Graham Lounge of the Student Union.
Afterwards, join the brothers of Theta Chi
for dinner at Mariakakis.
GLENN CH-3057: "Because I know that
I am helping others that need plasma in
the hospital for burns and shock and
measles and chicken pox. Plus I am
making money for me. I might need plasma
some day." Donate plasma. Sera-Tec,
109V6 E. Franklin St. (above Rite-Aid), 942
0251. SEX AND INTIMACY - are they one and
the same? Dick PumeU knows and he's
telling. Come hear "Sex and the Search
for Intimacy" tonight, 8:00 Memorial HaU.
Two front row UNC basketball tickets to
be raffled.
THE WILD TURKEY has lurched into
flight. Where will he show up next? Can
he land? Only future Theta Chi events will
be able to unravel this mystery of nature.
Casino Night Friday. CaU 967-3214.
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GIRLS Your're so lucky! 'Cause now You
can join a new group affiliated with the
Air Force. You not only make friends and
help others, but you help yourself to grow.
And do so while helping your country.
I am a prisoner on death row at the
Arizona State Prison, Caucasian male, age
40, who desires correspondence with
either male or female college students. I
want to form a friendly relationship and
more or less just exchange past experien
ces and ideas. I will answer aD letters and
exchange pictures. If interested, write to
Box B-38604, Florence, Az. 85232.
UNLIKELY BUT SELF-ASSURED knight
m shining armor seeks romance with
damsel in distress. Respond DTH or Davis
memo board. -J.W.
HELP! We are desparatety seeking two
formal dates for Feb. 6. Evening includes
free dinner and overnight accomodations.
Respond DTH to Kathy K. (42-24-47) or
Nancy G. (36-24-12). We're not picky and
willing to pay for tuxes.
TO MY BEST Sigma Delta Eta sister (and
Malicia): Satin may not stain, but your old
cotton polyester sheets certainly did. And
Grendelyn, you do have a few flawless
dance moves, but those K-mart specials
you're doing them in must go! Kiss, Lydia.
BUSINESS STUDENTS! Have lunch with
Undergrad. Program Director, Gayle
Saldinger. WED 1-2 pm in Lenoir (Pay for
your own). Sign up T-4 NC (ABS Office).
HARMONY ON THE HILL is back this
year! The Loreleis and Clef Hangers are
bringing in some of the nations best groups
again of Feb. 5! Start looking for posters.
CONGRATULATIONS Jay, Brian, Chip.
Trevor, Russ, Ron, David, David, Cour
tland, Mitch, and Hoffler. Be good little
Sigma Chi's. Love Kathleen.
EAP! To the Gorgeously sexy guy in Ph3
43 I LOVE YOU! Sorry about your
nose 111 fix it tonite!
FACULTY BENEFITS OFFICE
would like to remind all Personnel
Facilitators that the meetings sche
duled for January regarding the
Dental Insurance Plan have been
cancelled. February meetings are on
schedule. If any questions, please can
962-3071.
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DO YOUR PARENTS DRINK? A
support group is forming to address
problems of alcoholism in the family.
Come to the meeting Thurs Jan 28
3:304:45pm Mental Health Section
Student Health Service or call 966-3658.
"WALK THIS WAY, TALK
THIS WAY ..." We don't! Delta
Phi Ep&ilon sorority ts holding its most
exciting rush ever! Jan 19-28. For info
caO 968-1893.
PREOCCUPIED WITH
THOUGHTS OF FOOD? Support
group will focus on understanding the
causes of the binge purge cycle and
regaining control of eating behavior.
Tuesday 2:00-3:30pm. Call Student
Mental Health 966-3658 for
information.
PAUL, You don't play soccer. You
don't have a girlfriend. And you don't
know who called. But I made her do
it! Any questions? Respond DTH.
THE FRIEND!
HILLEL, Tonight is the Kosher New
York Style Deli Night, 6:30 pm at the
Hillel House, 210 W. Cameron Ave,
$3.00members, $4.00non
members, 942-4057.
Want an INTERNSHIP IN
WASHINGTON? Find out HOW
. . . TacatUy, Jan 26 at 8:00 p.m.
in Room 224 of the Union.
Advertise in The Tar Heel Classifieds.
Need a ride? Need a ticket to a
concert? Need a place to Eve? You
can find it in the Tar Heel classifieds.
Forms are available 24 how
dayl Room 104, Carolina Union.
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