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'Hil(mfqifmiq immg iampmam'oaeeiemai ,iiMBaafrjmWa mmliiymeqem1aij(m1la The Daily Tar HeelFriday, February 5, 19887 Classified Advertising services TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING 933 2163 TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPING TYPIST AVAILABLE: You write it. III type it. Call Bill at 968-4003 for information. THE COLLEGE COUNSELING LINE offers to all students experienced, skilled confidential counseling regarding psycho logical problems you may be confronting at college. No fee. Call evenings, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. (800) 634-2239. FOB THAT PROFESSIONAL PRESENTATIONLECTURE - Computer generated title slides and transparencies in a variety of brilliant colors. Charts, graphs, boxes or original graphicsartwork can be provided and will sharpen the look of any presentation. Prices beginning at $3.50. AETPRINT 942 7862. Ask for Lynn. THINK YOU MIGHT BE PREGNANT? Women's Health Counseling Service offers very low cost pregnancy tests and free, con fidential, unbiased counseling. Call today for an appointment, 968-4646. PREGNANT? NEED HELP? Free pregnancy testing. Call PSS at 942 7318. AD services confidential. lost and found If anyone found a BURGUNDY LL BEAN BOOKBAG in Great Hall during the BJoodmobile on Jan 14 please call Ashley at 968-0780. Thank you. LOST: GOLD NECKLACE with two sapphire (blue) hearts and four diamond studs. If found please, please call Kathy 933-0348. FOUND: PAIR OF WOOL GLOVES near Hamilton. Call 968-0091 after 8 pm to identify. Ask for Julie. MATTHEW MOREY: I found your checks. Call 933-5252 to claim. MIA BRACELET FOUND in Student Union. Col. Donald Casey red contact Steven Haase, 933-2823. FOUND: FREE SPIRIT Women's BIKE. Yellow, 10-speed, 26". Found m trees between Alexander and Connor by the parking lot. Can 933-7822. LOST 21: ITALIAN SILVER BRACELET with unique open-lace, heart link. Much sentimental value. REWARD! Please call 933-2728 or 933-7441. MARY ELLEN WARD: I found your GRAY BOOK BAG. If you would like it back. Call Jim 967-9172.. LOST: LARGE WHITE SWATCH SWATCH. Blue grid face with no numbers. Lost 130 (near Union?) Please can Susan Keeler 933-4628. LOST SOMETHING ???? look for it in at the APO Lost and Found in the basement of the Carolina Union or can 962-1044. help wanted GRANVILLE TOWERS STUDENT DINING ASSOCIATION is hiring part-time student help for all positions within the student-managed cafeteria. Advancement into the student manage ment staff is available. Annual increases and unlimited second meals for less than the price of most hamburgers is included. Bonus paid for weekend work. See the student supervisor or manager on duty every afternoon in the cafeteria or call 968 1037 for an appointment to discuss the opportunities available. EOEMFH. BLACK FEMALES aged 18-22 needed for diet and bone research study. $5hr. Dept. of Nutrition, 962-0022. HIRING! Federal government jobs in your area and overseas. Many immediate openings without waiting list or test. $15 68,000. Phone call refundable. (602) 838 8885. Ext. 5271. HEALTHY, NON-SMOKERS AGES 18 35 earn $7 to $10 an hour as participants in EPA research of common air pollutants. Studies for white females full. No allergy or hay fever sufferers. CaU collect (919) 966-1532. StyUght Exchange Cafe Books Records C'jy o SELL 933-5550 405 Vfe W. Rosemary (next to Tijuana Fat's) Bad Croat m Bloodmobile Monday, Feb. 8 URGENT 10 am-3:30 pm Student Union Please give and help us win the ACC Blood Battle! Also, Foxy 107 FM will be giving albums away! tmVJk DOEAIl DAVTOilA CIACE1 7 nights oceanfront accomodations round trip charter bus from UNC free parties and optional activities full staff on location HOTEL BUS & HOTEL PACKAGE PACKAGE JOHN 9334349 KELLY 933-1431 INTERCAMPUS PROGRAMS ML: ASTHMATICS: Women and men ages 18 35 who are otherwise healthy can earn $7 to $10 an hour while participating in a new study of the special problems of air pollution and asthmatics. For more information, call 966-1253. 18 30 YEAR OLD WHITE MEN with respiratory colds and flu needed for paid EPA research study at UNC. You must be a non-smoker in good general health no asthma or hay fever. Call Dr. Chapman at 966-6219 or the Recruitment Office at 966-1253 as soon as you think you are getting a cold or the flu. LIFEGUARDS AND TENNIS, SWIM MING AND DIVING COACHES needed for this summer in North Raleigh. Send resumes to WOOD VALLEY SWIM and RACQUET CLUB- 10017 BUSHVELD LANE, RALEIGH, NC. 27612. POSTAL JOBS! $20,064 START! Prepare Now! Clerks-Carriers! Call for Guaran teed Exam Workshop. (916) 944-4444 Ext. 132. FUN $ Have some fun while earning excellent income with a job at WFUN. Positions available include cocktail wai tresses, door hostesses, bartenders, and barbacks. Applications accepted Tues-Fri 6-7:30 p.m. WFUN E. Franklin St. at Kroger Plaza Chapel Hill, 929-WFUN. PART-TIME jobs available. Good hours, good pay. $5.00hr to start, $7-9hr after training. Call 929-1413 from 1-5 p.m. weekdays to inquire. PUBLICATIONS ASSISTANT: Proven organizer needed half-time for desk-top publishing, proofing and correspondance. Computer experience a must. $8.00 per hour. Send resume and writing sample to PUBJOB American Social Health Asso ciation, PO Box 13827, RTP, NC 27709 EOE. ARE YOU LOOKING for a growing young company which offers opportuni ties for advancement? Do you enjoy working with people and have a pleasant phone manner? Can you deal effectively with the public? If you said yes to the above questions, then consider joining the telemarketing staff of the nation's fastest growing bicycle retailmail order com pany. Part-time positions are available, 20 plus hoursweek. Responsibilites include answering phones, taking orders for merchandise and handling customer inquiries. Applicants should possess above average communication skills, have previous public contact andor clerical experience, and be able to type 30 plus wpm. Must also be able to work through , remainder of school year. Complete training is provided. Apply at: Perfor mance Bicycle Shop. One Performance Way, Chapel Hill (located off Old Lystra Road on 15-501, near Cole Park Plaza.) SWIMMING INSTRUCTOR NEEDED -Chapel Hill PksRec. Teach adults beginner swim lessons & water exercise class. Tues & Thurs, 9-11 am, (add'tl hrs possible). Prefer CPR & First Aid, require WSI & Adv. lifesaving. $4.75hr. Apply immediately: 200 Plant Rd., 968-2790. EO AAE. PART-TIME SECRETARY, Mon. through Fri. afternoons 2-5 p.m. Must have good typing skills, pleasant telephone voice, and previous work experience. Contact Chapel HillCarrboro YMCA. 980 Airport Rd. 942 5156. DESK ATTENDANT needed Tues. and Thurs. evenings. 3:30-9:00 p.m. and every other weekend. DISTRIBUTE bckeroom equipment, keys and towels. Must have outgoing personality and enjoy working with people of all ages. Contact Chapel HlllCarrboro YMCA. 980 Airport Rd, 942-5156. Great job for atadeat iaclades Y membership! IMMEDIATE OPENING for FULL-TIME live-in substitute mother to care for girls ages 5 and 12 in Chapel Hill home. Includes cooking, carpooling, light house keeping. Salary and use of car included. Requirements: references, experience, driver's license. Mature woman preferred. Call Mrs. Williams at 967 9569.LANDLUBBERS RESTAURANT is now accepting applications for kitchen help and table busers. Landlubbers offers excellent wages and benefits. Apply in person, Hwy 54 East, 967-8227. The Coalition for Battered Women needs volunteer Advocates interested in sup porting women while they build lives for themselves and their children without violence. Training begins Feb. 13, 1988. CaH 682-0817 or 967-8662. STOCK BROKER NEEDS outgoing person who loves to talk on the phone and not afraid of rejection. Approx. 2-3 hrsday. Contact Jean., P.O. Box 51279, Durham NC 27717. RESIDENTIAL SERVICES, a private, non-profit corporation pro viding residential placement in group homes for developmentally disabled individuals, needs a PERSONAL CARE ATTENDANT to assist devel opmentally disabled persons with personal hygiene, positioning, groom ing, tranferring and assistance at mealtimes. HS diploma required, experience working with disabled persons preferred. Salary is $4.80hr. 10-20 hrs week. We will provide traning for the above duties. Call 942 7391. If you want RESULTS in helping STOP world hunger, attend a presentationdis cussion on Ethiopia, Sat. at 2:00 in 208 Student Union. All Welcome. ATTENTION Do you want to know more about: Weight ControlHealthy Eating Habits Nutrition Exercise Dealing with Stress Developing Healthy Relationships Etc. THE WELLNESS RESOURCE CENTER Has Peer Health Consultants to listen to your concerns and provide information andor refer you to the appropriate service-Call 966-6586 for an appointment. 'resents LABFEST '88 4 short plays in repertory Riders To The Sea The Marriage Proposal Hopscotch The Rock Garden Feb. 7, 8, 9, in Graham Reservations and program schedules available in Graham Memorial t1 THEATRE 1 CAROLINA INN HIRING STUDENT WAITERS FOR LUNCH TIME HOURS. SEE WAYNE. summer jobs CAMP COUNSELORS - MaleFemale, Outstanding Slim and Trim Down Camps: Tennis, Dance, Slimnastics, WSI, Athletics, NutritionDietetics. Age 20 plus. 7 weeks. CAMP CAMELOT on COL LEGE CAMPUSES at Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, No. Carolina, California. Contact: Michele Friedman, Director, 947 Hewlett Dr., No. Woodmere. N.Y. 11581, 800421-4321. NATIONAL CAMP ASSOCIA TION - FREE STAFF PLACE MENT - Call us to find the best summer camp jobs in the Northeast, Campus Interview 29. 1-800-752-CAMP. SUPER SUMMER JOBS Sixty-five 4 H CAMP summer jobs now open. Five locations in the state with many interesting program areas. Excellent training pro vided. Mr. Flory will be on campus recruiting at Carolina Union Great Hall during the camp day, Feb. 10. Come by and see what a great experience you can have. C ARY SWIM CLUB POSITIONS for Pool Manager, Coaches, Life Guards. Out standing Facilities. Competitive Salaries. Send Applications to P.O. Box 487, Cary, NC 27512 or call 469 8084. COME TO NEW HAMPSHIRE: brother-sister camps seeking staff. Trans portation paid. Call collect. Girls (215) 663-0366, Boys (203) 227-4387. Or see us at Camp Day on Feb 10. child care NEED a lovable person to babysit in my home. 18 month old child, afternoons. Call 493-4976. STUDY WHILE YOU WORK. Adorable 4 month girl needs reliable, experienced babysitting. Afternoons, some evenings. Hours flexible. Franklin Street location, actually on campus. 929-3818. tickets UNC BASKETBALL TICKETS WANTED for all home games. If you cannot make it let me go please?? Cash paid. Call Rick now 968-3866. Hurry! Hurry! LOOKING FOR A WAY TO FLY TO ATLANTA on Feb 10th (and return the 15th) at a reasonable price? Give me a call at 933-3482. DESPERATE! Need BASKETBALL TICKETS to any of the remaining games. Will pay cash or possible concert tickets trade. Call 942-8126 anytime. HELP! Desperately need 2-4 tickets for UNC TEMPLE game Sun., Feb. 21! Grandfather's 70th birthday present! Top $Money$ for good seats! Call Laura at 933 3143! YES TICKETS. Excellent 1st level seats. Will trade for other shows or take offer. Also interested in 2 student CAROLINA STATE tickets. Pete. 933-6308. wheels for sale FOR SALE: 1973 FORD T-BIRD with 88,000 miles. Runs great but has a little rust. $550 or best offer. Call Todd at 968 1843, leave message. 1980 VW RABBIT. 4dr, black with red interior. Fuel injection, excellent condi tion, great gas mileage, AMFM cassette, 69,000 mMes. Call Rand, 967-7313942 6104. VALENTINE RED NISSAN PULSAR. Sun roof. Apline stero with equalizer. Excellent condition. $4500. Call John at 962-5432 until 5:00 or 967 5819 after six. And weekends. 85 HONDA SCOOTER. Call 933-7734. 1978 CHEVY Malibu Classic. 100,000 miles, V6 automatic, AMFM, AC, power SB. Excellent condition, one owner. Asking $1400. 962-0458 (days) or 929-3161 (nights). Ask for Mike P. and keep trying! LADIES DUNELT 3 SPEED BIKE, large baskets, chain guard, excellent town and campus transportation, $35, 929-8777, after 6 pm and before 8:30 am. for sale THIS END UP Like furniture sofa, chair, foot stool, coffee table, 2 end tables great condition $250. Need to sell quickly! Call 929-4551 or 942-9295 morn ings or late evenings. FOR SALE: TEAC CD PLAYER - Skip forwardback, audible cueing, single and multiple track repeat, memory program ming. $150. Call Robert, 933-1532. ROWING MACHINE for sale, multi functional. $50. Call 929-2947. Keep trying. For Sale: NEW BOOKS. 12,000 titles. SASE for Info. MTP, 1010 Philip St., New Orleans, La. 70130. TRIBAL K1LIM, early twentieth century, traditional design, vegetable dyed, very harmonious colors, unus ually large (7 by 11'). Beautiful. Call 929-8777 after 6 pm or before 8:30 am. HOUSING NOTICE The Wesley Foundation, 214 Pltt sboro St., is accepting applications for Its residential community for summer 1988, and for the aca demic year of 88-'89. This is an intentional community, con venient to main campus, with kit chen facilities, washer & dryer, and parking. The cost is compat ible to dormitory housing. Appli cations may be picked up at 214 Plttsboro St, The Campus Y, or at information Desk of the Student Union. For further information call 942-2152. Deadline for re turning applications is Feb. 19. and final selections will be made by Feb. 26. BACK AT LAST! mm, SERIES See Dean Renwick deliver a speech as if it were his last! ENCORE PERFORMANCE! Monday, Feb. 8 7 PM, Gerrard Hall special projects committee .t nrecAnt-aflnn mm A CLASSICAL GUITARIST looking for crunch? Electric guitarist looking for class? Look Here! Applause Shell Back Acoustic $215 OBO. Quest Attak 5 Electric $150 OBO. BOth in perfect condition. Call after 9 p.m. PJ 933-4158. pets, etc AFFECTIONATE, BOUNCY NORWEI GAN ELKHOUND PUPPY. 11 mos. old, AKC, all shots, housebroken, leash trained. Reasonable to good home. Call 1-383-3237 (Durham). PRETTY PINTO, large 5 yr. old pony. Loves to jump! For small adult or child. Developing into good show pony. Call 1-383-3237 (Durham). real estate CONDOMINIUM on East Franklin Street. By owner. 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath and Kitchen Appliances. WasherDryer hook ups. Energy efficient heat pump. Great location! Interested? Call 929-8478. rentals WALK TO CAMPUS. Renovated cottage 128 Basnight Lane. 3 Bedrooms, new kitchen, large living room with fireplace. Immediate occupancy. $695 month. 942 2438, 929-0353. roommates LOOKING FOR 3rd person to share large furnished condo 3 miles from UNC. Pool, tennis, bus service. Call owners in Durham for details 489-8747. ROOMMATE NEEDED, non-smoker, $144 plus utilities. Estes Park Apts, Call Aaron 929-7053. FEMALE FUNDAMENTALIST CHRIS TIAN WANTS ROOMMATE to share spacious two bedroom apartment on Franklin Street, own bedroom, rent, utilities. Call Cindy 967-3418 after 5pm. THREE FEMALES SEEK roommate for fully furnished Kensington Trace condo. Free bus pass, pool, tennis court. Flexible lease. Call Whitney 967-8535. ROOMMATE NEEDED to share two bedroom Foxcroft apartment. $145mo plus 13 utilities. Own room, own bathroom. D bus route. Call Cathy and Jane 929-8447. MUST MOVE TO RALEIGH. Need student or professional to take over lease until August on 2 BR apartment. Hard wood floors. Walk to NCMH. $450mo. Female roommate included until early May paying $200mo. and utilities. 929 8815. LIBERAL ROOMMATE wanted to share three bedroom apartment close to cam pus. $142month plus 13 utilities. Call 929-2738. ROOMMATE WANTED IMME DIATELY for Graham Court Apts. For Feb., March and April. Walk to campus. Private Room. Call 968-3767. HOUSEMATE SOUGHT GRADPRO FESSIONAL or otherwise mature non smoker. Furnished room in well appointed house in Heritage Hills. $175 plus utilities. 942-6418 afternoonsevenings. LIVE IN HIGHLAND HILLS the rest of this semester for only $210 and utilities and xfi furniture rentmonth. If interested, please call 942-8720. ROOMMATE NEEDED to share 2 bed room apt. $150 mo. plus utilities. Fur nished except your room. Pool, busline, close to campus. Available now. 967-4911. FEMALES seeking roommate at MILL CREEK. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, furnished. Walk to campus. $259month. Includes utilities. Call 942-9631. CRA1GE CONTRACTS for sale. Have your own room at a discount rate. Price is negotiable. Call Mike or Mark at 933 3602. THE FEDERAL GOVERN MENT PROHIBITS THE USE OF DISCRIMINATION ON THE GROUNDS OF SEX, RACE, OR RELIGIOUS PREF ERENCE. ALL CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING IN VIOLA TION OF THIS LAW WILL BE CHANGED ACCORDINGLY carpoolvanpool CARPOOL AND SAVE $! FAYETTE VILLESPRING LAKE UNC Chapel Hill. If interested call 4364685. Please leave message on machine if no answer. FOR ADDITIONAL CAR POOLVANPOOL INFO., call 549-9999. TRI-A-RIDE. parking PARKING SPACES: $25.00month behind Fowlers Food Stores. Call Bobby 942-3116. rides DESPERATELY SEEKING RIDE to KNOXVILLE, TN any weekend before Spring Break. Will help pay for gas. Please call 933-6214 and ask for Debra. travel FORT LAUDERDALE SPRING BREAK Limited roead-trip baa apace available. Leave from Uaioa March 5th, retara Marck 10th. $75.00. Call 967-8888. COLE TRAVEL. ca&pusy elections February 14 2 Presidents 2 Treasurers 1 Secretary run run run run run run run run IE3LVATTl!lVrwg9 Is the Love of your Life worth 5 IfYlinutes of your time? Get that special message in NOW! Valentine deadlines: classified 12 noon Feb 10 display classified 12 noon Feb 9 DAYTONA BEACH "88 Transporta tion lodging, welcome party only $189! $50 deposit due soon. Contact! Christian at 929-5967 for detail. personals DO YOU ENJOY SINGING IN HAR MONY? Then maybe the 4 Corners singing group is for you. Auditions are on Feb. 7. For more info check the Union desk or call David at 942-8752 or Jeff at 933-8184. FAMILY SECRETS? Support group for sexual abuse victims now forming. Begins Feb. 16. Led by two female therapists. CALL 96-3658 (Student Mental Health) for information. CONFIDENTIAL. 1 am a prisoner on death row at the Arizona State Prison, Caucasian male, age 40, who desires correspondence with either male or female college students. I want to form a friendly relationship and more or less just exchange past experien ces and ideas. I will answer all letters and exchange pictures. If interested, write to Box B-38604, Florence, Az. 85232. INTERESTED IN DAYTONA this Spring Break? Go for only $189 complete! But hurry, deposit due soon. Contact Chris tian at 929-5967. ATTENTION MEN OF ALPHA EPSILON PI: You're the greatest thing to hit campus this year. We can't wait for Saturday! Love, A.E.Pi little sisters. TO THE INCREDIBLE BRUNETTE in tight grey sweats and white Carolina tanktop on top of steps in front of Carmichael dorm Monday, 21 at 4:30 pm: I would become your willing slave. Please respond DTH. -Awestruck Onlooker. FORMER "HOPELESS" TEACHER -I'm not sure I'm the student you are looking for! If you are who I think you are, then you are no longer "hopeless." Reveal more info in DTH so I can be sure. Former Student. LAUD. BEACH LAUDERDALE BEACH HOTEL. Sunsational beachfront hotel for Spring Break '88. Right on strip, close to all bars. Only $149 person (4 room) for 8 day, 7 nights of Florida fun and sun. Call 1-800-ENJOY-US. THE SENIOR CLASS GIFT is the respon sibly of everyone in the class of 1988. I hope everyone will join me in supporting the 1988 Senior Class Gift Campaign, Durral Gilbert, Class Gift Chair. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAWG! We Love You! David, Kim, Dawn, John, Jeanne, KD, Brett, Lisa, Amber. P.S. Have an "interesting" weekend! MICHAEL CH 2601: " 'Donate' is kind of a euphemism for the word 'sell.' I started coming to Sera-Tec when I was unem ployed and needed money, and I didn't want to work part-time in some restaurant for minimum wage. A person can make about $90.00 per month for about 15 hours of your time (approx. $6hr)." Sera-Tec, 10914 E. Franklin St. (above Rite-Aid), 942 0251. TONIGHTS THE NIGHT! Be a part of a growing tradition in Hill Hall at 7 p.m. Harmony on the Hill Part II will be something to tell the grandkids about. CHERYL Happy Birthday! It's been great so far; Wesley, Tyler, and Neil the Noid. Think how much more there is to come! Love you, Wendy. SURFERS! JOIN CAROLINA SURF TEAM! Exotic surfaris, ESA & PSA contests, ESA accredited. Meet & party with fellow surfers, all skill levels welcome. JOIN NOW! Call 968-8624. TENNIS PLAYERS Volunteer for fitness study at UNC CH and receive free fitness analysis! High and low skilled female players needed. Call 851-8401 for more information. COUNSELING OFFERED by MSW Candidate seeking client for practicum experience. Eating Disorders, relation ships, parenting skills. $25.00. 942-8282, Diane Matten. Doonesbury G5H5RAL,P0 YOU REALLY EX PECT WBfSTO BUY INTO SUCH AN AS6RESS1V5 650-P0LITICAL FUTURE? HJHYNOT? YOU1 PS HOI ONE OF THOSE HOUWOOP APPEASEMENT FRUITCAKES, ARE YOU? Bloom County I PONT WANT TO ELECT A COMATOSE CANPIPATB. mi "BOUT BRUCE7 BABBITT ? THE Daily ACROSS 1 Coconut meat 6 Gemstone 10 Space sightings 14 With 13D, noted comedian 15 Have courage 16 Install 17 Jargon 18 Regarding 19 Gaelic 20 Dine in a way 22 Violations 24 Part of RPM: abbr. 25 Soars alone 27 The ones here 29 Spike 33 Sulk 34 Before side or ride 35 Ardor 36 Many times to poets 37 Casualties 40 Separate 42 Barred 43 Type of race 44 Period 45 Coax 46 Wrath 47 It. river 48 Jacket MR. X.Y.C. - A eiaead start for tardoa. Oh iroeooww. Good lack. Yoar prototype groapie. HELP CONTINUE a growing tradition! Attend the 2nd Annual Harmony on the Hill. All the best in a cappeUa music on Feb. 5th in Hill Hall. Tickets from school kids or any Clef or Lorelei. SPRING BREAK - complete trip to Daytoaa (oceaafroat, AC, TV, motorcoack). 8 aa ya7 aiahts jaat $189. Coatact Ckristiaa at 929 597. PRECISO DE PRATICAR O MEU POR TOGUES!! Can't afford to pay a tutor -perhaps an exchange of services? Yi hour English hour Portuguese? Or a home cooked meal? Please call 942-9358. lATTENTlON SOPHOMORES! Can't decide on a major? Dental Hygiene: A closer look. Open House, Feb. 9, 4:00 6:00. Room 309 Brauer Hall. More Mo. 966-2800. JEANNE A I "checked you out" at the grocery store and told you a goofy joke. Enough Mickey Mouse talk. How about lunch? Respond DTH. HELP! If you saved ANY publicity posters I made for Alderman Dorm Social Func tions last year ('86-'87), including Luau and Stranger Mixer, PLEASE call me at 968 7615. (I just need to take photos of them for my portfolio!) Thanks! STEVE T. and DAVE A. - the D.O.O.R.S. guys. Good luck in the race for senior class pres. and V P! If talent, determination and creativity mean any thing you guys have got it in the bag! Keep it up! Love 3 D.O.O.R.S. Fans. JIM G. APO Pledge: Welcome to the family and get ready for the best semester of your life! Your Bib Bro. Vicki. BOURGEOIS SISTERS: Bitchy you may be, aware you are not. I would gladly accept the title if a family member did not already hold the postition namely, Chlamydia M. in Old Throne Apts. As for my sex life, the Bourgeois sisters should not talk about things they have never experienced themselves. XX Lydia. FORMER STUDENT - UNC Liberty Bowl opponent, 1977. Hopeless, and with a few more personals. Broke. GIVE YOUR VALENTINE the ROYAL TREATMENT. Sees "The King and L" Tues. Feb. 9 at 8 p.m. in Memorial HalL Tickets available at the Union Box Office. GET INFORMED . . . RESULTS - a group working to create the political will to end hunger will hold a presentation discussion on Ethiopia Sat. at 2 p.m., 208 Union. All welcome! ROBIN ALIAS R.G. Chairman of the Board, Happy 20th. Now that you're older beware the scenery in the orchestra in case of a chance encounter use tour tips. And sis, FU still be collecting my ice cream regardless of our party plans tonight. Love your bro and a fan of roast beef sandwiches. GRANTED, LYDIA'S namesake may be somewhat more buxom and have brighter pearls than Lydia, but shallowness never was one of Lydia's desired facets in a man. By the by, Malicia, I hope you and Sweet William develop a close friendship while sharing a bed in sunny Key West. Don't forget your handcuffs oops, I mean friendship bracelets! Trisses, Lydia. To the FEMALE FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN looking for a roommate. We do drugs, drink heavily, and bathe in goats' blood before bed. Interested? Respond DTH to Grant and James. GREETINGS: GOBLIN CORPS I (Dark Angel, Goblin Queen, tatiania. Viking, Purple Goddess, Vincent, Con Mg.) and Goblin Corps D (and Wednesday dinners) (Fox, Cat, Listmakers, Greensboro Songbird.) And special greetings to Hawk, Greg's girl, Tambo, Goob slut bucket, AKA, Renee the RA, Purple flyer, stung by Sting, wolf, Laugher, and Butterfly swinger. (Borgia's, etc. Eat your hearts out.) From Nero and the Apprentice Philosopher. OH, YEAH? THEN SHOW MB! HIT THE PECK ANP 61VEME FIFTY! IHJOULPNT SAYI'M... METWNKS YOU OVERLOOK OUR CANPIPATE'S UNIQUE APFBflL (bum Crossword by Hank S 1988 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved 49 Encouraging shout 51 Powerful one 53 Alamos 54 Telegram word 56 Prevent from stealing a base 61 Before long 63 Vintage autos 65 Irritable 66 Sensualist 67 Border 68 Pass in 69 Chi-chi 70 Spouse 71 Delia of song DOWN 1 Situation 2 Jar 3 Map 4 Gambling town 5 Certain cattle 6 Harem room 7 Faint 8 Talented person 9 Author Uris 10 Avail 11 Digs up 12 Gobi spots 13 See 14A 21 Reach the limit 23 Porch 26 Hay area 28 Move rapidly 29 Fewer 30 Tilted 31 Obeys as orders 32 Complete 37 Paroled 38 Large kangaroo 39 Br. gun 41 Unique people 42 King 44 Quit 47 One-celled organism 49 Famous Bow 50 Integrity 52 After 55 Trolley car 57 A Hackman 56 Bone: pref. 59 Shoshones 60 Phoenician port 62 Fr. marshal 64 Holy one: abbr. CARRIE AND EILEEN! Hmmm! Babies! BITE EM! Can't deal! It's Wisk; can't you read? That's hippie stuff. Elvis and Me it's a classic. You killed the peace plant?! You are women! PEACE, LOVE, and UNDERSTANDING, Lisa. TALMADGE CH 927: "I need the money." Sera-Tec, 109& E. Franklin St. (above Rite-Aid), 942-0251. MICHELE 14 months! How about celebrating with a little cha-cha? After all who loves you? Right, I do, forever! Love Andy. JOHN Wouldn't ya think being brother and sister would be enough?! Now we have to be "brotkers too!! Congratula tions!! Love ya, Kathy. MISS LYDIA of prescott, we are hereby snatching your plastic broomstick as you attempt sub-warp speed. Empress, your situation is certainly not firm, and your affairs not stately. And Ophelia, dah-ling, why haven't we heard from you? Is your California Raisin all dried up? In negative energy, Malicia and Latisha. Alan C John from Duke says he wants to jacuzzi with you in Colarado but he can't if you don't go. Sell those ski trips. Amy (did I just slam your masculine rep. or what.) SOME DAYS I read this paper and wish Gutenberg had never been born. Without "The Man from UNCle," I've lost my will to laugh. I think ID throw myself from the ivory tower of the DTH. CAROLINA CAMPUS SCOUTS will meet February 9 F.P. Graham Lounge 7pm to make VALEN TINES for a nursing home. Come and see what we're all about! INTER ESTED? 933-4928. FEELING STRESSED OUT? Join a stress management club to learn successful coping strageries for handling the strains and stresses of college life. Six weekly sessions, meeting on Thursdays 2-3, from February 18 to March 31. Call Student Mental Health (966-3658) for information. The Far Side fc. .A. S196 Unmnil PBi Syndctg " The matador's nightmare YOU HEARD n,uA-r 7W GENERAL! WHAT? nn it i INSTEAP OF A PRESlPENT WHO '5 ASISEP FI&URATNEOf, WE CAN HAVE ONE PA55EP OUT LITERALLY NO W0NP6RIN&. full pisuosmf Harrington II 1 I2 I3 I4 Is 6 I7 Is I9 I10 11 12 13 TJ Ti " Te 17 75 Ti! 20 zT" 22 23 """" 24 25 26 27 28 ST" 30" 31" 32" 33" 34 51 38 "" 37" 38 39 40 iT" " 42 43 44 45 46 : iT" 48 49 50 51 52 53 IT" 55 """ 56 57 58" 59" 80 T " " 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 I 1 L ...J 1 1 1 1 1 1 DEAR BRIAN I'm afraid it's no myth, since your birthday is Feb. 5th, You've just passed your peak, now your drive will go weak, and I've got twelve years to reach it! Hee hee! Julie. Do BALD MEN turn you on? If so, don't miss "The King and I," Tues. Feb. 9 in Memorial Hall. Tickets available at Union Box Office. HILLEL UNCDUKE SHABBAT SERVICES AND DINNER TIME AND PLACE CHANGE: FRI, FEB 5 WILL BE AT THE HILLEL HOUSE AT 6:30 PM, 210 W. CAMERON. DINNER $3MEMBERS, $4NON MEMBERS. 942-4057 POETRY, PROSE & PAN CAKES Expand your mind and your stomach! Feb 7th, 11 am. St. Anthony Hall (behind Carolina Inn) Pancake breakfast free; donations to RIF (Reading Is Fundamental) accepted. ON-CAMPUS HOUSING. Tkc Dcpartaicat of Uaivereity Hoaeieg poaaoriBg a eeriea of iaformatioa eeaeioaa for tadents waatiag to live oa campaa for tkc 1988-89 aca demic year. Tkc eeeeioa will be held February 9-11 from 6-8 p.m. Tkc locatioa will be tkc Maltiparpoac Room m Carmi chael Hall. Carreat ball reei deate aad etadeata tiviaa. off campaa arc iavitcd to come aad receive aaawera to tkeir qaestioaa aboat obtaiaiaa. a reaidcace kail apace. For more iaformatioa, coatact tkc Hoaaiaa Contract Office at 962-5401. Advertise in The Tar Heel Classifieds. Need a ride? Need a ticket to a concert? Need a place to live? You can find it in the Tar Heel classifieds. Forms are available 24 hoars a dayl Room 104, Carolina Union. SIR 0NE...TW0... QUEST TH5 THREE... 15 COM- BUNCH -PUFF!'- PLYING! mKES FOUR... SIR.' mzskXI ITVBB AN EXCITING? 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