STOCK BROKER NEEDS outgoing person who loves to talk on the phone and not afraid of rejection. Approx. 2 3 hrsday. Contact Jean., P.O. Box 51279, Durham NC 27717. SUBSTITUTES FOR THE AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAM needed to work when regular teacher aides not available. Experience in working with children in recreational or camp setting desired. Interested applicants should contact personnel office. Chapel Hill-Carrboro City Schools, Phone 9673211, EOE. EARN MONEY! Deliver the Village Advocate on Wed. and Sun. Substitute and Permanent positions available. CaD Circulation Mon through Fri 9 4:00 p.m. 968 4801. CUSTODIANCOMMUNITY SCHOOL PROGRAM. Part-time position to clean two after school sites, hours 5 p.m.-6:45 p.m., M F. Travel time and mileage provided. Interested applicants should contact Personnel Office. Chapel HiU Carrboro City Schools. Phone 967 8211 EOE. DEPT. OF TRANSPORTATION AND PARKING SERVICES needs parking monitors M TH. 5:30-9:00 p.m. Apply in person at B-15 YMCA Bkkj. or call 962 8006 after 4:30 p.m. HELP WANTED: New higher donor fees! Earn $25.00 every week as a regular plasma donor. Hurry, offer expires 33 88. Sera-Tec. 109 HE. Franklin St. (above Rite Aid). 9424251. WE NEED HELP! If you're interested in helping people find jobs. Student Part Time Employment Services (SPTES) is interested in you. Come by Room 217 E. Suite C. Union for more information. 18 30 YEAR OLD WHITE MEN with respiratory colds and flu needed for paid EPA research study at UNC. You must be a non-smoker in good general health ho asthma or hay fever. Call Dr. Chapman at 966-6219 or the Recruitment Office at 966-1253 as soon as you think you are getting a cold or the flu. TELEPHONE INTERVIEWERS needed for local market research firm. S6.00hour. Flexible hours available. Pleasant phone voice required. Reliability is imperative. Contact Jill at 493 0777 between 3 and 5 pm. GUYS! - Want 140 dinner dates every night? Be a ZTA waiter! Free food and salary in some cases. Call 933 2809 or 942 4397 for information. STUDENT ASSISTANT(S) needed for general office duties. Flexible hours. Prefer student who will be here during summer and next fall. Call Mickey at 962 3953. ATHLETIC ATTIC is looking for person able, hardworking people for part time sales positions. Must be willing to work nights and weekends. Apply in person at Athletic Attic, University Mall. UNC PHONATHON now has 12 to 15 openings for student telemarketers. If you are hard-working, dedicated, and enthu siastic about Carolina, we can train you to be an effective fund raiser. You will call UNC alumni to ask them for financial support of academics at Carolina. Flexible schedules, evening hours, $4hour to start. Come by 02 Hanes or call 962-7014 for more information. PHOTOGRAPHERS WANTED. Interested in making money part-time photographing campus activities? No experience necessary, we train. If you are highly sociable, have a 35 mm camera and transportation, give us a call at 967-9576 between noon and 5 p.m. M F. RESIDENTIAL SERVICES, a private, non-profit corporation pro viding residential placement in group homes for developmentally disabled individuals, needs a PERSONAL CARE ATTENDANT to assist devel opmentally disabled persons with personal hygiene, positioning, groom ing, tranferring and assistance at mealtimes. HS diploma required, experience working with disabled persons preferred. Salary is S4.80hr. 10-20 hrsweek. We will provide traning for the above duties. CaD 942 7391. summer jobs ; CAMP COUNSELORS - MaleFemale, Outstanding Slim and Trim Down Camps: Tennis, Dance, Slimnastics, WSl, Athletics, NutritionDietetics. Age 20 plus. 7 weeks. CAMP CAMELOT on COL LEGE CAMPUSES at Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, No. Carolina, California. Contact: Michele Friedman, Director, 947 Hewlett Dr., No. Woodmere, N.Y. 11581, 800-421-4321. WANT TO SOMETHING INTERESTING THIS SUMMER? If so, come to CAMP DAY! Wed., Feb. 10 10-4 Great Hall 45 Camps Representatives will be present! DO YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE, knowledge, counseling skills in the following areas? Contraception Family Harming Human Sexuality STD's If yes, you are invited to apply for a PAID POSITION as a counselor in the (Contraceptive Health Education Clinic) C-H-&C for the 88-89 academic year. For more information call: Student Health Service Health Education 9664586 These are positions which will be in effect for the 1988-89 school term. Deadline: Feb. 19, 1988 SPRING DIIEAll DAYTOilA BEACH 7 njshts oceanfront accomodations round trip charter bus from UNC free parties and optional activities full staff on location HOTEL BUS & HOTEL PACKAGE PACKAGE JOHN 9334U9 KELLY 9311431 RESERVE BY 211! CARY SWIM CLUB POSITIONS for Pool Manager, Coaches, Life Guard' Out standing Facilities. Competitive Salaries. Send Applications to P.O. Box 487, Cary. NC 27512 or can 469 8084. NOW ACCEPTING APPUCATIONS for counselors, waterfront director, assistant swim instructors. Friendly Day is a summer day camp for mentally and physically handicapped children and adults. Please write or call: Special Populations Program, P.O. Box590, Raleigh, NC 27602. Phone 919 755832. CABIN COUNSELORS & INSTRUC TORS (Male and Female) for western North Carolina 8 week children's summer camp. Over 30 activities including Water Ski, Tennis, Heated swimming pool, Go Karts, Hiking, Art . . . Room, meals, salary and travel. Experience not necessary. Non smoking students write for applica tionbrochure: Camp Pinewood, 20205-1 N.E. 3 Court, Miami, Florida 33179. child care SITTER NEEDED, (MALE OR FEMALE), for 5 and 9 year olds. Monday and Wednesday p.m. Must have car. Hours negotiable. Call 929-2823 after 3:30. ENERGETIC AND RESPONSIBLE PER SON NEEDED for afterschool care for 4 and 7 year old brothers. Good driving record and references a must. 1 1 :45-5 p.m. M Th. 11:45-3:30 Fri. $5hr. Call 9684725 after 6 p.m. CHILD CARE NEEDED for two adorable girls, three and five years. Monday mornings to mid afternoon plus one other afternoon. Transportation required. Good pay! 933 9089. for sale ROWING MACHINE for sale, multi functional. $50. Call 929 2947. Keep trying. BLACK COWBOY BOOTS for sale. 9 West size 10. Like new. $60. Call Sarah at 933-0960. MOBILE HOME FOR SALE: Furnished, washer and dryer, oil heat, 12x60, four miles from Chapel Hill in nice park. Call 967-8873 anytime. $5600. FOR SALE: Alpine car stereo with cassette model 7263 $130, Alpine auto AMP model 3516 $40. Sony turntable $35, Kenwood car stereo model KRC434 $300, EPI home speakers model HE21 - $300pair. Phone 968-0492 or 968 0623. GREAT VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT! One gold ring with seven small diamonds (was an unreturnable gift; has lost sen timental value). Only $60! Call 933-4287. FRAT HOUSE SPECIAL, or for that large Bvingroom Klipsch Cornwall speakers $1000; Mitsubishi Power Amp 150w channel $350; both for $1250. 966-2421 days (ask for Linda) 489-7753 evenings. IBM-PC CONVERTIBLE Used very little, completely portable, includes CRT Mon itor and Adaptor. Runs all IBM software. $700 negotiable. 967-7959. COMPUTER - PORTABLE LAPTOP TANDY 100. Modem. Cable. Text editing and other programs, $275. Call 968-4725 after 6 p.m. PHYSICS 28 VETERANS: Anyone want to sell their old book? Call Jim at 929 9877 or leave a message at 962-0245. TRIBAL KILIM, early twentieth century, traditional design, vegetable dyed, very harmonious colors, unus ually large (7 by 11). Beautiful. Call 929 8777 after 6 pm or before 8:30 am. wheels for sale 1980 VW RABBIT. 4dr, black with red interior. Fuel injection, excellent condi tion, great gas mileage, AMFM cassette, 69,000 miles. Call Rand, 967-7313942 6104. VALENTINE RED NISSAN PULSAR. Sun roof. Alpine stereo with equalizer. Excellent condition. $4500. Call John at 962-5432 until 5:00 or 967 5819 after six. And weekends. '85 HONDA SCOOTER. Call 933-7734. GOVERNMENT CONFISCATED Cars and Trucks. Save $l,000's. Porches, Jeeps, Corvettes, BMWs, Hondas, Toy otas, etc. Low as $200. Also, Boats, Motorcycles. SEND $10 for Regional Buyers Kit to: FEDERAL RESEARCH, LTD., DEPT-N.C, P.O. BOX 888232, ATLANTA, GA. 30356. 1986 SUZUKI SP200 streettrail bike, great for getting around town, runs well, helmet included. Must sell! $650. 967-7959 LADIES DUNELT 3 SPEED BIKE, large baskets, chain guard, excellent town and campus transportation, $35, 929 8777, after 6 pm and before 8:30 am. 1984 Peugeot 505 Turbo Disel. Great condition. AutomaticACPSPB. $5500 negotiable. Call 595-3666 or 929-5875 after 6 pm. Skylight Exchange Cafe Books Records Oliy o SILL 933-5550 4051z W. Rosemary (next to Tijuana Fat's) SENIORS '88 Like it on the Bottom UKCvsCLEU SENIOR BLOCKS LOWER DECK SEATING 2 senior IDs2 fix Dist: Feb. 1 0. 2:00 pm The Daily Tar 'Heel Board of Directors will meet Thursday, February 18 in Room 220, Carolina Union at 4 PM. All Interested Persons are invited to attend. 1980 VOLKSWAGEN SCKOCCO -Fuel injection, 5-speed air, Pioneer-Jensen stereo, 58,000 actual miles, new tires. Drives great. 933-2521. tickets DESPERATE! Need BASKETBALL TICKETS to any of the remaining games. Will pay cash or possible concert tickets trade. Call 942 8126 anytime. HELP! Desperately need 2-4 tickets for UNC-TEMPLE game Sun., Feb. 21! Grandfather's 70th birthday present! Top $Money$ for good seats! Call Laura at 933 3143! YES TICKETS. Excellent 1st level scats. WiD trade for other shows or take offer. Also interested in 2 student CAROLINA STATE tickets. Pete. 933-6308. YES TICKETS, 5th Row! Must sell! Call either 933 5217, 9334162 or 933 5139. TWO ROUNDTRIP TWA TICKETS to HAWAII, BAHAMAS or ALASKA 30 off regular airfare. Great saving for a real Spring Break. Interested? Call 542-3532. SELLING TICKETS? Need TWO NON STUDENT tickets to MARYLAND bas ketball game Feb. 20. Prefer tower level for older couple. Please call Patton. 967 5752. DESPERATELY NEED 2 non-student tickets to WAKE FOREST ANDOR MARYLAND games! Win pay good price! Call Chris at 966-4570 (day) or 967-7288 (night). HELP! PLEASE? I NEED ACC TOUR NAMENT TICKETS. I WILL PAY 2XFACE FOR ANY SEATS. CALL ANYTIME 967-9675. Signed Desper ately Seeking ACC Tourney TTXS. UNC BASKETBALL TICKETS wanted for all home games. If you cannot make it let me go Please?? CASH PAID. 968 3866 RICK Can Now! HURRY! HURRY! SPRINGSTEEN TICKETS (2) Wanted. FRONT ROW ONLY. Incredible Price Paid. CaH 714-832-0737. WANTED: One to four tickets to the STATE GAME Thursday. WiU pay a competitive price. Call 968-0153. FOR SALE: YES TICKETS for the Feb. 13 concert. Row t on the floor. CaH 933 2545. HELP! I need 3 tickets for the STATE CAROLINA game. My friends are on the way. I'm wifling to pay! Call Lisa 967-8621. SEE YES in the Sac this Saturday night. Excellent seats and an excellent price! (2 lower-level tickets at $12 each.) 967-9908. travel GRAND CAYMEN - SPRING BREAK 6 days, 5 nights. $286 includes airfare from Miami and lodging. Diversnon-divers welcome! Limited space available. For info: 968-9062John Edwards; 929-4530 Keith. COME TO NORTH MYRTLE BEACH for Spring Break. $25-$28-$140 per night Low weekly rate. DeeDie Motel 803 839 2160. After March 1, 803-249-1058. COED BICYCLE TOURS-COLORADO ROCKIES, 1988. Meet students from across U.S. Tours include: Whitewater rafting, jeeping, meals, lodging, complete van support. College Tours. (313) 357 1370. NASSAU BAHAMAS March s-13-S days 7 nights, Foar star hotel, "The Pilot Hoisc," BT airfare froai Atlaata. Contact D. Brady or T. Alexander 942-7b12929-4217 beachfront, $425.M. pets AFFECTIONATE, BOUNCY NORWEI GAN ELKHOUND PUPPY, 11 mos old, AKC, all shots, housebroken, leash trained. Reasonable to good home. Can 1-383-3237 (Durham). PRETTY PINTO, large 5 yr. old pony. Loves to jump! For smaU adult or child. Developing into good show pony. CaD 1-383-3237 (Durham). RETICULATED PYTHON, beautifully patterned, juvenile, small now but priced by length, so hurry. CaU 968-0147 after 5 pm. real estate CONDOMINIUM on East Franklin Street. By owner. 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath and Kitchen Appliances. WasherDryer hook ups. Energy efficient heat pump. Great location! Interested? CaU 929-8478. roommates MUST MOVE TO RALEIGH. Need student or professional to take over lease until August on 2 BR apartment. Hard wood floors. Walk to NCMH. $450mo. Female roommate included until early May paying $200mo. and & utilities. 929 8815. FEMALES seeking roommate at MILL CREEK. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, furnished. Walk to campus. $259month. Includes utilities. CaU 942-9631. CRAIGE CONTRACTS for sale. Have your own room at a discount rate. Price is negotiable. Call Mike or Mark at 933 3602. ROOMMATE NEEDED: Ramsgate, Car rboro. C-Busline. $195.75mo., ft utilities. Reasonably neat, studious, and non smoker. FEBRUARY RENT PAID. Move in ASAP. CaH Patrick, 942-6467 andor Karl 673-14 (collect) after 5 p.m. and weekends. FEELING UNHAPPY OR ANXIOUS MUCH OF THE TIME? CallVisit the Wellness Center to participate in a six-week research study investigating drugless ways of coping with negative moods. Call 966 6586 (day) or 942-01 97 (evenings) for more information. Draw, Lose, or Win! Give Up? ...corndog! Come & watch ...Mon., Feb. 15 8:00 PM Creat Hall of the W sponsored by spoKst LOOKING FOR 3rd person to share large furnished condo 3 miles from UNC. Pool, tennis, bus service. Call owners in Durham for details 489-8747. THREE FEMALES SEEK roommate for fully furnished Kensington Trace condo. Free bus pass, pool, tennis court. Flexible lease. CaD Whitney 967-8535. Females seeking roommates at MILL CREEK Apts. 2 bedroons, 2 bath, fur nished and walk to campus. $259month includes utilities. Call 942-9631. THE FEDERAL GOVERN. MENT PROHIBITS THE USE OF DISCRIMINATION ON THE GROUNDS OF SEX, ACE, OR RELIGIOUS PREF ERENCE. ALL CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING IN VIOLA. HON OF THIS LAW WILL BE CHANGED ACCORDINGLY music PROFESSIONAL DEEJAY SERVICES from F ASTLANE mobile music shows can make your party a hitl Ask about dis counts for campus organizations! Barry Richards, 942-8765 or 942-9501. CLASSICAL GUITARIST looking for crunch? Electric guitarist looking for class? Look Here! Applause Shell Back Acoustic $215 OBO. Quest Attak 5 Electric $150 OBO. Both in perfect condition. Call after 9 p.m. PJ 933-4158. GUITAR SALE: Fender Acoustic $125; Ovation $200; Ibanez Electric $200; Palmer Stratocaster $100; Peavy Back stage Amp $75; Peavy Bandit Amp $150. Call 967-1482 NEED MUSICIANS: Drummer and gui tarist interested in playing in a band. Will play any style, prefer hard rock, old and new, and metal. Dave 933-5191. 1975 MARTIN D12-20 Guitar for sale. Great condition, great sound, lifetime guarantee by manufacturer. $700.00. CaD 929-5875 after 6 pm. carpoolvanpool CARPOOL AND SAVE $! FAYETTE VILLESPRING LAKE UNC Chapel Hill. If interested call 436-4685. Please leave message on machine if no answer. FOR ADDITIONAL CAR POOLVANPOOL INFO., call 549-9999. TRI-A-RIDE. - parking PARKING: Per semester $25 day time, $60 hifl time. 1211 E Franklin St., 1 mile east of campus. Call Darr, days 9664630, evenings 929-4627. rides DESPERATELY SEEKING RIDE to KNOXVnJLE, TN any weekend before Spring Break. Will help pay for gas. Please call 933-6214 and ask for Debra. DESPERATELY SEEKING RIDE for two (2) to BLACKSBURG, VA or surrounding area for the weekend of the 13th. Will pay gas. CaD David 933-1566 or Jeanne 933 1683. DESPERATELY need ride to CHARLOT TESVILLE this weekend. Do not need return ride. WiD pay expenses. Please call Karen at 942-8182. Ride needed to RADFORD, VA ROANOKE AREA weekend of 212-14. Win help pay for gas. Call 933-8221. Ask for Rich. NEED RIDE TO ECU on Friday Feb. 12 and home on Sun. Feb 14. Can leave anytime after 10 a.m. Gas money paid. Please call Vanessa at 933-8025. Thanks! RIDE NEEDED to WILMINGTON this weekend. Will help pay for gas. CaU 967 5502 and leave message. Need ride to BEDFORD, LYNCHBURG, ROANOKE, VIRGINIA on Feb. 12-14 or 19-21. WiD help pay for gas. CaD Ashley at 929-4696. Two girls need ride to and from BANNER ELK or BOONE Feb. 12-14. WiD pay gas money. Please caU 933-4269 after 2 p.m. I DESPERATELY need a ride to BOONE this Friday. Can leave after 12:00. Will help with gas! PLEASE caD Ashley 933-1484 anytime! ITS VALENTINE'S WEEKEND and I really really need a ride to LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY. WiD help pay for gas and wiD help with driving. If you're going NEAR Lex (Cincinnati or the Environs), caD Caroline 929-0808. personals MR. X.Y.C. A siaead start for stardoa. Oh wooooww. Good lack. Yoar prototype groapie. LAUD. BEACH LAUDERDALE BEACH HOTEL. Sunsational beachfront hotel for Spring Break 88. Right on strip, close to all bars. Only $149person (4 room) for 8 day, 7 nights of Florida fun and sun. CaU 1-800-ENJOY-US. VOLUNTEER SUBJECTS ages 10 to 80 needed to participate in a study designed to establish normal knee strength values. Testing involves one 1 hr session and a free assessment of knee strength and percent body fat. CaU Dr. Michael T. Gross (9664708) at UNC Medical School. BEAT STATE meeting Wed., Feb. 10 7:30 pm Hamilton 100 Project Uplift '88 is just around the comer! I Here's your chance to help with minority recruitment. Pick up applications for Dorm Assistants and counselors at 103 South BIdg. APPLICATIONS DUE: FEBRUARY 17 TENNIS PLAYERS - Volunteer for fitness study at UNC-CH and receive free fitness analysis! High and low skilled female players needed. Can 851-8401 for more information. COUNSELING OFFERED by MSW Candidate seeking client for practicum experience. Eating Disorders, relation ships, parenting skills. $25.00. 942 8282, Diane Marten. $10 WILL GET YOU $15. Earn $25 every week, now until Spring Break as a regular plasma donor. Sera-Tec Bio. 942-0251. MONEY FOR COLLEGE FOR APPLICATION WRITE: SCHOLARSHIP SEARCH, 316 RIDECREST CIRCLE, DENTON TX 76205. GREG I was bowled over by your kindness. Thanks for the ride Wed. night (Thurs. morning?) Melissa. STUDENTS. Join the new student organ ization that is being created and deals with American security concerns of the past, present and future. First meeting rm 226 Union Wed.(Feb. 10) 7:30 pm. CaD 933 5691 for info. CUTE POLY-SCI JUNIOR from Winston-Salem who rode bus with Grad Student. I would like to see you again. Please respond to the DTH. WHO IS COMING!? That's right Dan Who, the Hilarious R rated Hypnotist. Sponsored by Delta Tau Delta Fraternity for the Benefit of Meals on Wheels. Showing Feb. 18, tickets $3.00. Available at Union or in Pit. UNC ENTREPRENEUR CLUB meeting, Thurs., Feb. 11, with guest Bob Payton from London, England! He will speak about his Original Chicago Pizza Parlors in the UK! Everyone come to Rm 226 Union, 4 p.m. DAN WHO'S HYPNOTIC COMEDY SHOW is almost here. YouTl be roDing in your seat as fellow classmates share their body and soul. Tickets $3.00 at Union or in Pit. Showing 8:00 p.m. Thurs., Feb. 18th in Great Hall. YOUVE SEEN HIM BEFORE, now see his all new show! DAN WHO the Hillarious R-Rated Hypnotist is coming to Great HaU Thursday, Feb. 18. Tix are $3.00 and benefits Meal on Wheels. Get them at the door or in the Pit. NEAL, Sorry about the wreck. You should know blondes have more fun, but can't drive. Hope you're O.K. and will forgive me. REWARD! IF YOU SAW THE ACCI DENT that happened at the intersection of Airport Rd. and Hillsborough St. on 1 20, Wednesday at 6:15 pm involving a Nissan 300 ZX please caD Cindy Bateman at 942-1585pm or 966-5587am. TO THE GUY wearing gray NC sweat shirt on Thurs. 2488: around 3:30 we had several stolen glances at SHS waiting room, causing us both a warm thrill of excitement. Are you interested in more? RSVP, Green and white sweater. TWO SHARP LOOKING, witty male grad students are looking for women with similar attributes to share a Spring Break road trip experience to Florida. Reply DTH Beachbound. What have you got to lose . . . ? MISS GERALDINE DODGE - DART THING, your list of offenses is growing, dah-ling. Worthless coins, telephone fraud, Carroll tricks, dental school lies, larceny, BMW stories, assorted petty thefts need we enumerate them further? Just wanted you to know that we're on to you. Bang, bang, girlfriend. The Capone Sisters. WHAT DO George Washington, Lenin and Hinton James have in common? They are all dead and have birthday's in Feb. Need a better reason to party? Come party "Down Under" Fri. 10 from 9 12. Hinton James Rec. Room. COME SEE the Chippendales, solo singers, and a nude beach at the Dan Who Hypnotic Comedy Show. R-rated! Thurs. Feb. 18 at 8 p.m. in the Great Hall. AD this and more for only $3. Get your tix in the Pit, Union, or at the door. Doonesbury .58...39...40! BOY, THAT IS A LOT OF Y5AR3, PAP' Bloom County -mewBswe&wep. mis werbpoujep. trmsoveK... rulCU5. THE Daily Crossword by ACROSS 1 Nor. king 5 Watering places 9 Trumpet shell 14 Major 15 Writer Ambler 16 "Butterfield 8" author 17 Son of Isaac 18 It. island 19 Collier 20 Gambler's game 23 Aromatic spice 24 Dernier 25 Affirmative 26 Finally 29 Principal 31 Salary hike 32 Quaker's pronoun 33 Peruvian 37 Biting insect 38 Emmy or Obie 39 Meat 40 Giant of fable 41 Famed loch 42 Norman Vincent 43 Eur. river 45 Frightens 46 Commercials 49 Baseball's Mel 50 Getz or Laurel 51 Short-lived sensation 56 Auction word 57 Gemstone 58 Run 60 Singer Fisher 61 Fasten 62 Famed lioness 63 Eng. city 64 Sea birds 65 A tide DOWN 1 Lyric poem 2 Misplaced 3 Oriental maidservant 4 Sailing vessel 5 Cull 6 Cost 7 Verdi opera 8 Hot summer days 9 Marxist for short 10 Buckeye State 11 Nursemaid 12 Gr. island 13 Rabbits 21 Luxury 22 Lost moisture 26 Jason's ship 27 Sharp taste 28 False witness THERE WILL BE A JOINT MEETING OF THE UMSTEAD, DILLON, AND MURDOCH COMMITTEES OF THE CAMPUS Y ON THURSDAY, FEB. 11, AT 7 PM IN THE Y LOUNGE. ALL ARE WELCOME. PLEASE COME! PORKCHOP: HeDo and Petite People Yell. Better Insulate, Roof The House Decide and Yeam! Remember sitting out for tickets, the "perfect roommates," Push It, Fun, "THE MEN," thirty-one dollars worth of Chinese food, the DU parties, late night talks, and the upcoming road trip. We're the BEST, SO WATCH OUT NEW YORK, HERE WE COME!! LOTS OF LOVE, TINK. ATTENTION! ALL UNC STU DENTS WORKING THEIR WAY THROUGH SCHOOL, If you want your story told on STVa CAMPUS PROFILE, contact KEITH at 7 2626 TODAY betweea 12 pat mmi 3 pm amd aaytime after 6. NEED A JOB? Need a job filled? Ask Student Part-Time Employment Service , (SPTES) for help! Room 217 E, "Suite C" ' Union. CONGRATULATIONS are in order for David A., Cedric B., Jamey D. and Chuck P. You guys are now members of Carol ina's finest blend The 4 Corners. SHINE YOUR PUMPS! Clean that gown! Rent that tux! Let's twist on the town! The Carolina Gay and Lesbian Assocation is sponsoring a Valentine's Day Dance on Sat., Feb 13th at 9 p.m. in Carmkhael Dorm Ball Room. Cover Charge $2 for CGLA Fundraiser. Come one, come all! Let's twist at this festival ball! LYNN: I be thinking; she be thinking It be your birthday! To paraphrase Scott: we like you really a lot. Hope your birthday is bad as hell (or cool as crap, or . . .) 20 Waaa! KAT & KRI. YO GARRET Welcome back, you pretty girl, you. How does it go? the man tries not to . . . and can't? the woman TRIES to . . . and can't? Wonderful thought. WeD, here's to SUCCESS now and always for you but the best. Oh . . . and yes, you look wonderful tonight!! ' -a dim blonde. THE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENTIAL FORUM can be seen on the Union television Wed. Feb. 10 and Fri. Feb. 12 at 11:40 a.m. Courtesy of STV. GOOD LUCK SHELLIE BERLIN in running for District 17 Student Congress. We know you can do a great job. DEBUTANTE: Indeed tan lines won't be an issue, but neither wiD we. So leave your sheets at home, as Malicia is a vegetarian and NOT into poultry. ITS COMING. . .Hinton James Birthday "Band" Partyfeaturing THE NEED and SPECIAL TOUCH . . . come party "Down Under" at Hinton James Rec. Room, Fri. Feb. 12 from 9-12. FUZZIE WUZZIE Nice seeing you the other night over a Molson (without blush wine). I'm happy you're feeling good and I hope every day's sunny now, if only in your heart. Some advice from one who's never wrong decide what you're going to do with it before you go poking in crevasses. Love, Pledge Pin Wearer. FLY INTO THE FUTURE! VOTE LAURA ZEUGMAN AND ROD NEY HOOD FOR SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESI DENT. VOICE YOUR CHOICE VOTE ON TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16TH! U.N.C. RUGBY CLUB PARTY BUS Need to get to Miami for Carribean cruise, flight or fun? Roundtrip bus from Chapel Hill leave March 4th and returns from Miami on March 13th. Only 5 seats left. $90.00. Hurry caU 9294765. THANKS to all of you who helped make the SENIOR CLASS GIFT CAMPAIGN a success! Keep those pledges coming in! WE WATT WITH SUPREME PATIENCE for a rebuttal from Miss PEN- NOX, but none is forthcoming. Perhaps she feD in and drowned. And Malicia your act of innonence wears thin. In positive energy, The Borgia Sisters. MAYBE I COUNTBP WRONG, 1...2..3... politics : we&mr INTOXICANTf iL Peter 1988 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved 29 Fox hunt 30 Variety store 32 Card game 34 Approach 35 Tranquil 36 Pub orders 38 Ms Ekberg 42 Program 44 Gil of baseball 45 Coral islands 46 Play backer 47 Electronic device 48 Sarcastic 50 Rustic lover 52 Actress Markey : 53 Mast 54 A Gardner 55 Singer Ponselle 59 Faucet 7 r . The Daily Tar HeelWednesday, February r0, 19889 FORMER DRAMA 35 students in Dr. Barnett's 11 a.m. FaD '87 class, come celebrate the engagement of Tom and KeDy. Friday at 4 p.m. at Henderson St. ROB, Happy Birthday! I hope I can make it the best birthday you've ever had! Hot tub, sauna and candlelight for starters. Thanks for everything these past months. Nineteen wiD be a great year! Love, Jennie. STUDENTS FOR DOLE meeting tonight at 8:00. Union, Room 212. TO THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL at the UDF bus stop on Franklin Street Mon. 28 at 8 a.m. You were drinking hot chocolate and we both noticed a poor older lady walk by. Dinner? Respond DTH to KP. KELLY AT CASHER'S OFFICE 9.30 a.m. Tues. 29. Sorry you had a class at 11:00, I'd like to help you study Poli Sci. Intersted? Available? Respond DTH, guy in white jacket. CLAUDE, I saw you reading the personals Monday. Looking for one from me? WeD, here it is ... a profession of my love of your "new look" and magnificent smile. Stay sexy, and hey . . . smile when you read this. Remember, 111 be watching you! Secret Admirer. DAVID AT GREENSBORO ST.: You probably don't remember our late-night early-morning rendezvous on Feb. 5, but we do. If you're still interested in coming home with us, how about coming to dinner? Respond DTH. The three girls in the black Celica. PREOCCUPIED WITH THOUGHTS OF FOOD? Sap. port groap will focas oa aader standing the caases of binge pargc cycle and regaining con trol of eatiaa behavior. Coaie to first meeting, Taesday, Feb raary 16, 2:00-3:30 PM, Meats! Health Sectioa, Stadeat Health Service or call 966 3658. , Advertise in The Tar Heel Classifieds. Need a ride? Need a ticket to a concert? Need a place to live? You can find it in the Tar Heel classifieds. Forms are available 24 hoars a day! Room 104, Carolina Union. The Far Side Dinosaur nerds RICK? IT'S LARRY! HOW ABOUT SHOOTING Y5AH? A FEW BASKETS AT TUB y TONIGHT ? r 20... eBN AFWR TH6 EXCITEMENT PBS tXMN, iriAVE5 UNG6K(N& BUBBLE OF mnmj&nc effervescenca wrwtN meecuEs of WE FftTTHFUL . Swift 1 2 3 3 I 15 R p 8 f 9 10 111 12 13 14 " 15 Tfl 17 ' 18 19 "55- 2l"" 22 mmm 26 27 28 " 29 ' 3o" 37" """"" 32 """"" 33 34"" 35 36 -. 40 " 41 """" 42 4344 """" 45" 7T 7 aST 73 "m"m " 51 52""" 53" 54" 155 5 " S7 ST 59" M ' 4 " as If you were in DR. BARNETTS 11 a.m. Drama 35 class last semester, come to Henderson St. Friday at 4 p.m. Drinks are on Tom. DON'T FORGET: VALENTINE LOVENOTE PERSONALS DEADLINE IS 12 NOON TODAY. NO EXCEPTIONS!! FEELING STRESSED OUT? Join a Stress Management Groap to learn successful coping strategies for handling the strains and stresses of college life. Six weekly sessions, meeting on Thursdays 2-3, from February 18 to March 31. Call Student Mental Health (966-3658) for information. ON-CAMPUS HOUSING. The Department of Uaiveraity Hoasiag is sponsoring a series of information sessions for stadeate wanting to five oa caaipas for the 1988-89 aca demic year. The session will be held Febraary 9-11 front 6-8 p.m. The location will be the Maltiparpose Room ia Canni chael Hall. Carreat hall resi dents and stadeats living off campas are invited to come aad receive aaswers to their questions aboat obtaining a residence hall space. For more iaformatioa, coatact the Hoasiag Contracts Office at 962-5401. Oa Moaday, the 11th of Jaa aary, after the Big Snow, aa attractive bloade wearing a red sweater was seea gingerly mane a ve ring her way across the icy sidewalk ia front of the Fraaklia Stret Wachovia to board a brown airport vaa. She has aot been seea siace. Has she departed for lands aakaowa? Or does her pres ence continne to grace thia caaipas? Zoaker I CANT, LARRY. 1'MOLP. OLP? Gee, I'M SORRY. PAD? ARB YOU PYING SOON? I V -WHICH CAN 56 KEMEPIEP WITH PRUNES ANP COP UVBROL. Si.MiLJliL !JlJ5.JLl.a L0ITECTSIAlED i Rec Committee