GRANVILLE TOWERS STUDENT
DINING ASSOCIATION is hiring
part-time student help for all positions
within the student managed cafeteria.
Advancement into the student manage
ment staff is available. Annual increases
and unlimited second meals for less than
the price of most hamburgers is included.
Bonus paid for weekend work. See the
student supervisor or manager on duty
every afternoon in the cafeteria or call 968
1037 for an appointment to discuss the
opportunities available. EOEMFH.
BLACK FEMALES aged 18 22 needed for
diet and bone research study. $5hr. Dept.
of Nutrition, 962 0022.
HIRING! Federal government jobs in your
area and overseas. Many immediate
openings without waiting list or test. $15
68,000. Phone call refundable. (602) 838
8885. Ext. 5271.
HEALTHY, NON SMOKERS AGES 18
35 earn $7 to $10 an hour as participants
in EPA research of common air pollutants.
Studies for white females full. No allergy
or hay fever sufferers. Call collect (919)
966-1532.
PHOTOGRAPHERS WANTED.
Interested in making money part-time
photographing campus activities? No
experience necessary, we train. If you are
highly sociable, have a 35 mm camera and
transportation, give us a call at 967-9576
between noon and 5 p.m. M F.
18 30 YEAR OLD WHITE MEN with
respiratory colds and flu needed for paid
EPA research study at UNC. You must
be a non-smoker in good general health
no asthma or hay fever. Call Dr.
Chapman at 966 6219 or the Recruitment
Office at 966-1253 as soon as you think
you are getting a cold or the flu.
POSTAL JOBS! $20,064 START! Prepare
Now! Clerks-Carriers! Call for Guaran
teed Exam Workshop. (916) 944 4444 Ext.
132.
CAROLINA INN HIRING STUDENT
WAITERS FOR LUNCH TIME HOURS.
SEE WAYNE.
LANDLUBBERS RESTAURANT is now
accepting applications for kitchen help
and table busers. Landlubbers offers
excellent wages and benefits. Apply in
person, Hwy 54 East, 967-8227.
SUBSTITUTES FOR THE AFTER
SCHOOL PROGRAM needed to work
when regular teacher aides not available.
Experience in working with children in
recreational or camp setting desired.
Interested applicants should contact
personnel office, Chapel Hill Carrboro
City Schools, Phone 967-8211, EOE.
EARN MONEY! Deliver the Village
Advocate on Wed. and Sun. Substitute
and Permanent positions available. Call
Circulation Mon through Fri 9-4:00 p.m.
9684801.
CUSTODIANCOMMUNITY SCHOOL
PROGRAM. Part-time position to clean
two after school sites, hours 5 p.m. -6:45
p.m., M-F. Travel time and mileage
provided. Interested applicants should
contact Personnel Office, Chapel Hill
Carrboro City Schools, Phone 967-8211
EOE.
DEPT. OF TRANSPORTATION AND
PARKING SERVICES needs parking
monitors MTH, 5:30-9.00 p.m. Apply in
person at B-15 YMCA Bldg. or call 962
8006 after 4:30 p.m.
HELP WANTED; New higher donor fees!
Earn $25.00 every week as a regular
plasma donor. Hurry, offer expires 33
88. Sera-Tec, 109 Vj E. Franklin St. (above
Rite-Aid), 942-0251.
WE NEED HELP! If you're interested in
helping people find jobs. Student Part
Time Employment Services (SPTES) is
interested in you. Come by Room 217 E.
Suite C. Union for more information.
18-30 YEAR OLD WHITE MEN with
respiratory colds and flu needed for paid
EPA research study at UNC. You must
be a non-smoker in good general health
no asthma or hay fever. Call Dr.
Chapman at 966-6219 or the Recruitment
Office at 966-1253 as soon as you think
you are getting a cold or the flu.
GUYS! Want 140 dinner dates every
night? Be a ZTA waiter! Free food and
salary in some cases. Call 933 2809 or 942
4397 for information.
STUDENT ASSISTANT(S) needed for
general office duties. Flexible hours.
Prefer student who will be here during
summer and next fall. Call Mickey at 962-3953.
new logo for
Gawlina Images
WOW
free Video
Yearbook
for more details
see flyer at
Union Desk
OFF the CUFF
Carolina's
WILD & ZANY
Comedy Show
WATCH IT
1988
PREMIERE
SHOW
Mon, Feb. 15
10:30 pm
Cable Channel 11
PItlfJG BREM
DAVTQIia DHACH
7 nights oceanfront
accomodations
round trip charter
bus from UNC
free parties and
optional activities
full staff on location
HOTEL BUS & HOTEL
PACKAGE PACKAGE
JOHN 9334349
KELLY 933-1431
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SPACE STV. OPEN: K'JZSY!
ATHLETIC ATTIC is looking for person
able, hardworking people for part-time
sales positions. Must be willing to work
nights and weekends. Apply in person at
Athletic Attic, University Mall.
GOOD PAY, GOOD HOURS, AND A
GOOD FEELING. UNC Phonathon has
5 more openings for hard-working, ded
icated, enthusiastic students to work for
the University as telemarketing asso
ciates. We will train you to be an effective
fundraiser, while you help Carolina's
academic programs AND build your
professional resume. Fexible schedules,
$4hr to start. Call 962-7014 for more
information.
RESIDENTIAL SERVICES, INC., operat
ing group homes for developmental
disabled individuals, needs a Habilitation
Supervisor to work relief, part-time. Hours
are 10:30 pm to 7:30 am. Must be awake
all night. Cooking and cleaning skills a
must. H.S. diploma required. Previous
experience working with developmentally
disabled individuals desired. $4.95hr.
Contact 942 7391.
ARTHURS RESTAURANT now hiring for
lunch time and night time hours. Excellent
wages and benefits. Apply in person.
South Square Mall 2nd floor in Ivey's. 493-3287
summer jobs
CAMP COUNSELORS - MaleFemale,
Outstanding Slim and Trim Down
Camps: Tennis, Dance, Slimnasrics, WSI,
Athletics, NutritionDietetics. Age 20 plus.
7 weeks. CAMP CAMELOT on COL
LEGE CAMPUSES at Massachusetts,
Pennsylvania, No. Carolina, California.
Contact: Michele Friedman, Director, 947
Hewlett Dr.. No. Woodmere. N.Y. 11581,
8004214321.
NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS for
counselors, waterfront director, assistant
swim instructors. Friendly Day is a
summer day camp for mentally and
physically handicapped children and
adults. Please write or call: Special
Populations Program, P.O. Box590,
Raleigh, NC 27602. Phone 919 755-6832.
CABIN COUNSELORS & INSTRUC
TORS (Male and Female) for western
North Carolina 8 week children's summer
camp. Over 30 activities including Water
Ski, Tennis, Heated swimming pool, Go
Karts, Hiking, Art . . . Room, meals, salary
and travel. Experience not necessary.
Non-smoking students write for applica
tionbrochure: Camp Pinewood, 20205-1
N.E 3 Court, Miami, Florida 33179.
COUNSELORS for BOY'S CAMP in
Maine. Openings in most activities (WSI,
tennis, basketball, etc.) Upperclassmen
preferred. Write: Camp Cedar, 1758
Beacon St., Brookline, MA 02146 or call
617-277-8080.
child care
ENERGETIC AND RESPONSIBLE PER
SON NEEDED for afterschool care for
4 and 7 year old brothers. Good driving
record and references a must. 1 1 :45-5 p.m.
M-Th, 11:45-3:30 Fri. $5hr. Call 9684725
after 6 p.m.
FREE ROOM AND BOARD with negot
iable stipend for mature student in
exchange for sharing some child-care
responsibilities for two school-aged boys.
Call 929 2944.
for sale
MOBILE HOME FOR SALE: Furnished,
washer and dryer, oil heat, 12x60, four
miles from Chapel Hill in nice park. Call
967-8873 anytime. $5600.
FOR SALE: Alpine car stereo with
cassette model 7263 $130, Alpine auto
AMP model 3516 $40, Sony turntable
$35, Kenwood car stereo model
KRC434 - $300, EPI home speakers
model HE21 $3O0pair. Phone 968-0492
or 968-0623.
IBM PC CONVERTIBLE Used very little,
completely portable, includes CRT Mon
itor and Adaptor. Runs all IBM software.
$700 negotiable. 967-7959.
COMPUTER - PORTABLE LAPTOP
TANDY 100. Modem. Cable. Text editing
and other programs, $275. Call 968-4725
after 6 p.m.
Carolina Women
in Business
presents
Dr. Ellen Van
Velsor
from
The Center for
Creative Leadership
co-author
Breaking the Glass
Ceiling: Can Women
Reach The Top Of
America's Largest
Corporations?
Tues, Feb 16
12:30 pm
New Carroll G-9
Public lnvitied!
ATTENTION
Do you want to know more about:
Weight ControlHealthy
Eating Habits
Nutrition
Exercise
Dealing with Stress
Developing Healthy
Relationships
Etc.
THE WELLNESS
RESOURCE CENTER
Has Peer Health
Consultants to listen to your
concerns and provide
information andor refer
you to the appropriate
service-Call 966-6586 for an
appointment.
Or!
Performing Arts Series
presents
CAMERATA MUSICA
of the DDR
8:00 p.m.
Sunday, Feb. 14
Tickets $12
All Seats Reserved
UNC Students Only!
Half-Price Tickets Day of
Show Balcony Seats
ONLY, if available
Carolina Union Box
Office 962-1449
PHYSICS 28 VETERANS: Anyone want
to sell their old book? Call Jim at 929
9877 or leave a message at 962 0245.
SPRING BREAK '88 T-SHIRTS. Get
yours now! 100 cotton Beefy-TV Call
933-9465. We deliver. Also quick easy
money selling t shirts.
DIAMOND & WHITE GOLD ENGAGE
MENTDRESS RING never worn. Valued
$375 will sell for $300. Phone 490-1920 after
5 p.m. anytime during weekend.
TRIBAL KILIM, early twentieth
century, traditional design, vegetable
dyed, very harmonious colors, unus
ually large (7 by 11'). Beautiful. Call
929 8777 after 6 pm or before 8:30
am.
wheels for sale
1980 VW RABBIT. 4dr, black with red
interior. Fuel injection, excellent condi
tion, great gas mileage, AMFM cassette,
69,000 miles. Call Rand, 967-7313942
6104.
GOVERNMENT CONFISCATED Cars
and Trucks. Save $l,000's. Porches,
Jeeps, Corvettes, BMW's, Hondas, Toy
otas, etc. Low as $200. Also, Boats,
Motorcycles. SEND $10 for Regional
Buyers Kit to: FEDERAL RESEARCH,
LTD., DEPT-N.C, P.O. BOX 888232,
ATLANTA, GA. 30356.
1986 SUZUKI SP200 streettrail bike,
great for getting around town, runs well,
helmet included. Must sell! $650. 967-7959
1980 VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO -Fuel
injection, 5-speed air, Pioneer-Jensen
stereo, 58,000 actual miles, new tires.
Drives, great. 933 2521.
WHY BUY A MOPED when you can buy
a 1979 PLYMOUTH VOLARE for $700.
Automatic transmission, power steering
and brakes. 6 cylinder, 70,000 miles. 968
3816 LADIES DUNELT 3 SPEED BIKE,
large baskets, chain guard, excellent
town and campus transportation,
$35, 929-8777, after 6 pm and before
8:30 am.
1984 Peugeot 505 Turbo Disel. Great
condition. AutomaticACPSPB.
$5500 negotiable. Call 595 3666 or
929 5875 after 6 pm.
tickets
DESPERATE! Need BASKETBALL
TICKETS to any of the remaining games.
Will pay cash or possible concert tickets
trade. Call 942 8126 anytime.
HELP! Desperately need 2-4 tickets for
UNC-TEMPLE game Sun., Feb. 21!
Grandfather's 70th birthday present!. Top
$Money$ for good seats! Call Laura at 933
3143! YES TICKETS. Excellent 1st level seats.
Will trade for other shows or take offer.
Also interested in 2 student CAROLINA
STATE tickets. Pete. 933-6308.
YES TICKETS, 5th Row! Must sell! Call
either 933-5217, 933-4162 or 933-5139.
TWO ROUNDTRIP TWA TICKETS to
HAWAII, BAHAMAS or ALASKA 30 off
regular airfare. Great saving for a real
Spring Break. Interested? Call 542-3532.
SELLING TICKETS? Need TWO NON
STUDENT tickets to MARYLAND bas
ketball game Feb. 20. Prefer lower level
for older couple. Please call Patton. 967
5752. DESPERATELY NEED 2 non-student
tickets to WAKE FOREST ANDOR
MARYLAND games! Will pay good price!
Call Chris at 966-4570 (day) or 967-7288
(night).
HELP! PLEASE? I NEED ACC TOUR
NAMENT TICKETS. I WILL PAY
2XFACE FOR ANY SEATS. CALL
ANYTIME 967-9675. Signed - Desper
ately Seeking ACC Tourney TTXS.
UNC BASKETBALL TICKETS wanted
for all home games. If you cannot make
it let me go - Please?? CASH PAID. 968
3866 RICK Call Now! HURRY! HURRY!
SPRINGSTEEN TICKETS (2) Wanted.
FRONT ROW ONLY. Incredible Price
Paid. Call 714-832-0737.
FOR SALE. YES TICKETS for the Feb.
13 concert. Row t on the floor. Call 933
2545. HELP!! Desperately need 2 NON
STUDENT tickets to UNCTEMPLE
game Sun., Feb. 21st. Will pay good price!
$CASH$ Help me out. Call Dana 968
9508. NEED TWO CLEMSON NON-STUDENT
TICKETS. Please call Pam. 933
6231. Thanks!
HELP! I DESPERATELY need tickets for
MARYLAND game! Win pay! Please call
Frances at 933-8082
Skylight Exchange
Cafe Books Records
CUV SILL
933-5550
405Vz W. Rosemary
(next to Tijuana Fat's)
SEE IT ALL
ON
Unpredictable
Comedy
University News
UNCs Own Soap
Opera
Mon-Thurs
10 PM on
Cable Channel 11
or at the Franklin
St. Pizza Hut
The Daily Tar
Heel Board of
Directors will
meet Thursday,
February 1 8 in
Room 220,
Carolina Union
at 4 PM.
All Interested
Persons are
invited to
attend.
TL
HELP! Desperately seeking 2 3 NON
STUDENT tickets for family to see
MARYLAND andor TEMPLE basketball
game(s). I will pay good money for good
seats! Call Donna at 933-7375. Leave
message.
pets
AFFECTIONATE, BOUNCY NORWE1
GAN ELKHOUND PUPPY. 11 mos old,
AKC, all shots, housebroken, leash
trained. Reasonable to good home. Call
1-383 3237 (Durham).
PRETTY PINTO, large 5 yr. old pony.
Loves to jump! For small adult or child.
Developing into good show pony. Call 1
383 3237 (Durham).
for rent
CONDOMINIUM on East Franklin
Street. By owner. 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath and
Kitchen Appliances. WasherDryer hook
ups. Energy efficient heat pump. Great
location! Interested? Call 929-8478.
roommates
THREE FEMALES SEEK roommate for
fully furnished Kensington Trace condo.
Free bus pass, pool, tennis court. Flexible
lease. Call Whitney 967-8535.
MUST MOVE TO RALEIGH. Need
student or professional to take over lease
until August on 2 BR apartment. Hard
wood floors. Walk to NCMH. $450mo.
Female roommate included until early
May paying $200mo. and utilities. 929
8815. FEMALES seeking roommate at MILL
CREEK. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, furnished.
Walk to campus. $259month. Includes
utilities. Call 942-9631.
CRAIGE CONTRACTS for sale. Have
your own room at a discount rate. Price
is negotiable. CaU Mike or Mark at 933
3602. ROOMMATE NEEDED: Ramsgate, Car
rboro. C-Busline. $195.75mo., utilities.
Reasonably neat, studious, and non
smoker. FEBRUARY RENT PAID. Move
in ASAP. CaU Patrick, 942-6467 andor
Karl 673-1496 (collect) after 5 p.m. and
weekends.
HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM! Non
smoker, male or female. 3-br
Carolina Apt. famished except
yoar room. $150mo., 13 utilities.
Call Mitch or Chris 967-5595.
HOUSEMATE SOUGHT. GradProfes
sional or otherwise mature non-smoker.
Furnished room in well-appointed house.
Washerdryer. Microwave. Porch. $175
plus !4 utilities. 942-6418 afternoons
evenings weekends.
30-YEAR OLD FOREIGN WOMAN who
tolerates smokers, pets and kids is looking
for a roommate in downtown Chapel Hill.
Prefers joining another roommate but will
consider finding a place together. 968-1716
evenings, leave message.
LIBERAL MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED
IMMEDIATELY! Own room, $160mo.
March rent already paid. Weatherstate
Apt. beside Kensington Trace. Great
roommates! Call Rob or Robert at 929
1316, evenings best!
LIBERAL ROOMMATE wanted to share
three bedroom apartment, close to
campus. $142month plus 13 utilities. Call
929-2738.
THE FEDERAL GOVERN
MENT PROHIBITS THE USE
OF DISCRIMINATION ON
THE GROUNDS OF SEX,
RACE, OR RELIGIOUS PREF
ERENCE. ALL CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISING IN VIOLA
TION OF THIS LAW WILL BE
CHANGED ACCORDINGLY
travel
GRAND CAYMEN - SPRING BREAK
6 days, 5 nights. $286 includes airfare from
Miami and lodging. Diversnon-divers
welcome! Limited space available. For
info: 968-9062John Edwards; 9294530
Keith.
COME TO NORTH MYRTLE BEACH
for Spring Break. $25 -$28-$140 per night
Low weekly rate. DeeDie Motel 803-839-2160.
After March 1. 803-249-1058.
COED BICYCLE TOURS-COLORADO
ROCKIES, 1988. Meet students from
across U.S. Tours include: Whitewater
rafting, jeeping, meals, lodging, complete
van support. College Tours. (313) 357
1370. NASSAU BAHAMAS March 6-13 -S
days 7 nights, Four star hotel,
"The Pilot Hoase," RT airfare
from Atlanta. Contact D. Brady or
T. Alexander 942-7612929-4217
beachfront, $425.00.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
DP. APMITAGE!
We Cove Ton,
Tlie Sisters ofZeta
au Alpha
THEATRE
presents
BIL0XI BLUES
, by Neil Simon
Sun, Feb 14 4&8pm
Mon, Feb 154 & 8 pm
Tues, Feb 16 5 pm
Reservations available
in
Graham Memorial.
Admission is FREE!
Project Uplift '88
is just around the
corner!! Here's your
chance to help with
minority
recruitment
Pick up applications
for Dorm Assistants
and counselors at
103 South Bldg.-'
APPLICATIONS DUE:
FEBRUARY 17
COME TO NORTH MYRTLE BEACH
for Spring Break. $25-$28-S40 per night
Low weekly rate. DeeDie Motel 803-839-2160
or after March 1, 803-249-1058.
music
PROFESSIONAL DEEJAY SERVICES
from FASTLANE mobile musk shows can
make your party a hit! Ask about dis
counts for campus organizations! Barry
Richards, 942-8765 or 942 9501.
CLASSICAL GUITARIST looking for
crunch? Electric guitarist looking for
class? Look Here! Applause Shell Back
Acoustic $215 OBO. Quest Attak 5
Electric $150 OBO. Both in perfect
condition. Call after 9 p.m. PJ 933-4158.
GUITAR SALE: Fender Acoustic $125;
Ovation $200; Ibanez Electric $200;
Palmer Stratocaster $100; Peavy Back
stage Amp $75; Peavy Bandit Amp $150.
Call 967-1482
NEED MUSICIANS: Drummer and gui
tarist interested in playing in a band. Will
play any style, prefer hard rock, old and
new, and metal. Dave 933-5191.
1975 MARTIN D12-20 Guitar for sale.
Great condition, great sound, lifetime
guarantee by manufacturer. $700.00.
CaU 929-5875 after 6 pm.
carpoolvanpool
CARPOOL AND SAVE $! FAYETTE
VILLESPR1NG LAKE UNC Chapel
Hill. If interested call 4364685. Please
leave message on machine if no answer.
FOR ADDITIONAL CAR
POOLVANPOOL INFO., call
549-9999. TRI-A-RIDE.
parking
PARKING: Per semester $25 day time,
$60 full time. 1211 E. Franklin St., 1 mile
east of campus. Call Dan, days 9664630,
evenings 929-4627.
rides
ITS VALENTINE'S WEEKEND and I
really really need a ride to LEXINGTON,
KENTUCKY. Will help pay for gas and
will help with driving. If you're going NEAR
Lex (Cincinnati or the Environs), call
Caroline 929-0808.
RIDERS NEEDED to BOSTON. Leaving
220-221. Returning 227-228. Call 929
0539 eves.
DESPERATELY NEED RIDE TO D.C. for
Valentine's weekend Feb. 12-14. Will help
pay for gas. Please call Anne. 968-3610
or Julie 933-8820.
I REALLY NEED a ride to ATLANTA,
HILTON HEAD, or thereabouts Thurs
day 218 or Friday 219. Will help pay for
gas. Call Kara 933-5272.
Is NEW YORK where you're headed for
Spring Break? If so, could you give me
a ride? Willing to pay gas. Please call 933
3486. miscellaneous
TENNIS PLAYERS Volunteer for
fitness study at UNC-CH and receive free
fitness analysis! High and low skilled
female players needed. Call 851-8401 for
more information.
$10 WILL GET YOU $15. Earn $25 every
week, now until Spring Break as a regular
plasma donor. Sera-Tec Bio. 942-0251.
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1 Slept like 66 Words of 33 Forbidden
5 Float assent 34 "Take
9 Mites 67 Turgite and leave it!"
14 Theater box galena 35 Sen. subj.
15 Provo's state 68 Deficiency 37 Pedro's gold
16 "And so " 69 Run-down 38 Give it
(Pepys) 70 Eft 41 Last
17 Remnants 71 Gives the 42 "Who's Afraid
18 Nap once-over of Vir-
19 Sheer fabric ginia ?"
20 Sleep DOWN 47 Take (relax)
23. Fishhook 1 Porter 49 Orchestra
leader 2 Pines member
24 A Martin 3 Poet Nash 51 Author Alan
25 Drop (fall 4 Beau 52 Breathe
asleep) 5 Friml or Hess noisily
27 Hit the sack 6 Particle 54 Point of
32 Piggeries 7 Disconcerted view
36 Path 8 "We hold 55 Colorful eel
39 Frost truths ..." 56 Infer from
40 Sleep 9 Harmonize data
43 Peek 10 Odd duck 57 " corny as
44 Stravinsky 11 Rose lover Kansas ..."
45 Kickoff 12 Depend 58 Moniker
46 Hit the hay 13 fixe 59 Fig or fir
48 hoo! 21 Watery mire 60 Deer
50 Lights-out 22 Durable 61 Delineated
signal 26 Ornamental 65 Tomes:
53 Condemn fastening abbr.
57 Asleep 28 Willowy
62 Ballerina 29 Charged
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63 Column 30 Garden tool
moldings 31 Formerly
LAUD. BEACH LAUDERDALE
BEACH HOTEL. Sunsatbnal beachfront
hotel for Spring Break '88. Right on strip,
close to all bars. Only $149person (4
room) for 8 day, 7 nights of Florida fun
and sun. Call 1-800 ENJOY-US.
MONEY FOR COLLEGE FOR
APPLICATION WRITE: SCHOLARSHIP
SEARCH, 316 RIDECREST CIRCLE,
DENTON TX 76205.
VOLUNTEER SUBJECTS ages 10 to 80
needed to participate in a study designed
to establish normal knee strength values.
Testing involves one 1 hr session and a
free assessment of knee strength and
percent body fat. CaU Dr. Michael T.
Gross (9664708) at UNC Medical School.
WHO IS COMING!? That's right Dan
Who, the Hilarious R-rated Hypnotist.
Sponsored by Delta Tau Delta Fraternity
for the Benefit of Meals on Wheels.
Showing Feb. 18, tickets $3.00. Available
at Union or in Pit.
DAN WHO'S HYPNOTIC COMEDY
SHOW is almost here. YouH be rolling
in your seat as fellow classmates share
their body and soul. Tickets $3.00 at Union
or in Pit. Showing 8:00 p.m. Thurs., Feb.
18th in Great Hall.
YOU'VE SEEN HIM BEFORE, now see
his all new show! DAN WHO the
Hillarious R-Rated Hypnotist is coming to
Great Hall Thursday, Feb. 18. Tlx are
$3.00 and benefits Meal on Wheels. Get
them at the door or in the Pit.
REWARD! IF YOU SAW THE ACCI
DENT that happened at the intersection
of Airport Rd. and Hillsborough St. on 1
20, Wednesday at 6:15 pm involving a
Nissan 300 ZX please call Cindy Bateman
at 942-1585pm or 966-5587am.
NEED A JOB? Need a job filled? Ask
Student Part-Time Employment Service
(SPTES) for help! Room 217 E, "Suite C"
Union.
SHINE YOUR PUMPS! Clean that gown!
Rent that tux! Let's twist on the town!
The Carolina Gay and Lesbian Assocation
is sponsoring a Valentine's Day Dance on
Sat., Feb 13th at 9 p.m. in Cannichael
Dorm Ball Room. Cover Charge $2 for
CGLA Fundraiser. Come one, come all!
Let's twist at this festival ball!
THE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENTIAL
FORUM can be seen on the Union
television Wed. Feb. 10 and Fri. Feb. 12
at 11:40 a.m. Courtesy of STV.
GOOD LUCK SHELLIE BERLIN in
running for District 17 Student Congress.
We know you can do a great job.
ITS COMING. . .Hinton James Birthday
"Band" Partyfeaturing THE NEED and
SPECIAL TOUCH . . . come party
"Down Under" at Hinton James Rec.
Room, Fri. Feb. 12 from 9-12.
WHAT DO George Washington, Lenin
and Hinton James have in common? They
are all dead and have birthday's in Feb.
Need a better reason to party? Come
party "Down Under" Fri. 10 from 9-12.
Hinton James Rec. Room.
COME SEE the Chippendales, solo
singers, and a nude beach at the Dan Who
Hypnotic Comedy Show. R-rated! Thurs.
Feb. 18 at 8 p.m. in the Great Hall. All
this and more for only $3. Get your tix
in the Pit, Union, or at the door.
FLY INTO THE FUTURE! VOTE
LAURA ZEUGMAN AND ROD
NEY HOOD FOR SENIOR CLASS
PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESI
DENT. VOICE YOUR CHOICE
VOTE ON TUESDAY, FEBRUARY
16THI
U.N.C. RUGBY CLUB PARTY
BUS Need to get to Miami for
Carribean cruise, flight or fun? Roundtrip
bus from Chapel Hill leave March 4th and
returns from Miami on March 13th. Only
5 seats left. $90.00. Hurry call 9294765.
HEY MARY USA: Good Luck with the
election. Student Congress needs some
one like you.
TWO OPEN SEATS - two perfect
candidates. Student can use people like
you. Good Luck Shellie and Mary Lisa!
District 17 needs you.
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The Daily Tar HeelFriday, February 12, 19889
TREAT YOURSELF - or your Valentine
to a MASSAGE! Feb. 26-28. Sign up
in the Pit, Tuesdays and Thursdays 12
2 p.m. $3 15 min., $5-30 min., $8-45 min.,
$10-60 min. Physical Therapy Student
Assoc.
VOTE YES Feb. 16 to the STV (Student
Television) referendum. Help STV con
tinue to serve with student-produced
shows and Carolina's Video Yearbook.
CLASS OF '89 VOTE Feb. 16
ANNA SHEDDEN AND JAMIE
McLAWHORN SENIOR CLASS
PRES. AND VICE PRES!
MARDI GRAS time is party time. Find
your unique mask upstairs at COS
TUMES. 133)4 E. Franklin St. 968 3707.
ARE YOU OVER 17? Do you like to see
live comedy? Have you ever been hyp
otised? If so, come see DAN WHO the
R-RATED HYPNOTIST in GREAT HALL
on Thurs. Feb. 18. Tix only $3. Whata
bargain! Get'em in the Pit or at the door.
PREMEDS AND PREDENTS, There is an
Alpha Epsilon Delta meeting on Tuesday,
Feb. 16 at 7:00 in room 209 of the Union.
BE THERE!
EXERCISE Your Right To Vote. Exercise
Your Ability To Write. Anyone can put
a check by a name. WRITE ME IN. Clyde
Moore District 19.
HEY GRANVILLE TOWERS RESI
DENTS: Don't Forget to vote on February
16th for KEN COSTNER for Student
Congress. That's KEN COSTNER for
Student Congress.
ITS NOT IOWA. Not New Hampshire.
I'm not Paul Simon. I'd hate to be George
Bush. Clyde Moore District 19
Student Congress. Write Me In.
Good Luck Jimmy Randolph for RHA
President. We know you're the best!
Advertise in The Tar Heel Classifieds.
Need a ride? Need a ticket to a
concert? Need a place to live? You
can find it in the Tar Heel classifieds.
Forms are available 24 hours a
dayl Room 104, Carolina Union.
The Far Side
"Beats me how they did it ... I got the
whole thing at a garage sale for five
bucks and that included the stand.'
HEAVEN IS SPENPING FOREVER
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FEELING STRESSED OUT? Jo.n a
Stress Management Group to
learn successful coping strategies for
handling the strains and stresses of
college life. Six weekly sessions,
meeting on Thursdays 2-3, from
February 18 to March 31. Call
Student Mental Health (966 3658) for
information.
PREOCCUPIED WITH
THOUGHTS OF FOOD? Sup
port groap will f ocas on under
standing the causes of binge .
purge cycle and regaining con
trol of eating behavior. Come
to first meeting, Tuesday, Feb
ruary 16, 2:00-3:30 PM, Mental
Health Section, Student
Health Service or call 966
3658. Alpha Kappi Psi presents David
Andrewski, Sales Manager of Cargill
Inc. Monday, Feb. 15, 7:30 p.m.
Gardner 105. Public invited.
UNITED JEWISH APPEAL will hold
its Annual PHONATHON EXTRA
VAGANZA on Sunday, Feb. 14, from
1:00 to 5:00 at Norman Block Real
tors, 410 Airport Road. More info
933 2401 or 9424057. Feel good and
free food of coutse.
HILLEL: Tonight Shabbat Servi
ces and Dinner, 6:30 p.m., Hillel '
House, 210 W. Cameron. Dinner $3
for members$4 non-members.
MODELS WANTED! Sun. Feb. 21.
Free cut and style under the direction ,
of a member of the world famous
Rusk Artistic Team. See Nick
between 2-4 p.m. at Salon 135 on Feb.
12, 18 or 19.
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