The Daily Tar HeelMonday, March 21, 19881 1
FREE FOOD - At lunch and dinner.
Sorority House needs reliable waiters for
light work. Call 968 0057 and leave name
and number.
PART-TIME STUDENT DISPATCHER.
Third shift, 11 pm 8 am every other
weekend (Fri and Sat nights). Apply in
basement of YMCA Bldg, see Cindy
Merritt. Pay negotiable.
MODELING - N&S Carolina,
sariaa-saatner, $-$10ar.
Bach Swiss wear, Jr. size 5
9. Mast fee paotoacak. Sabnit
paotodescriptioapaoac to
Stadios, Box 111312, Pitta
bars., PA 15238.
summer opportunities
CAMP COUNSELORS - MaleFemale
Outstanding Slim and Trim Down
Camps: Tennis, Dance, Slimnasrics, WSI,
Athletes, NutritionDietetics. Age 20 plus.
7 weeks. CAMP CAMELOT on COL
LEGE CAMPUSES at Massachusetts.
Pennsylvania, No. Carolina, California.
Contact: Michele Friedman, Director, 947
Hewlett Dr.. No. Woodmere, N Y. 11581,
8004214321.
SUMMER STAFF WANTED. Confronta
tion Point Ministries hiring high adventure
Wilderness Coordinators, Day Camp,
Special Needs, Hearing Impairment,
Medical Needs, and Appalachian Home
Repair Coordinators. Non-profit organ.,
mbr. of A.C.A.C.C.I.. Write: P.O. Box
50, Ozone. Tn 37842, (615) 484 8483.
CAMP MOREHEAD BY THE-SEA, the
Sailing Camp of the Atlantic Coast is now
hiring counselors 19 years and older for
9 weeks June-August. Write: J. Purcell
Jones, Box 416, Morehead City, NC
28557, or Call: (919) 726-3960 (days), 726
5321 (nights).
COUNSELORS: CAMP WAYNE, co-ed
children's camp, Northeastern Pennsylva
nia, offering a spirited, supportive atmos
phere for personal growth. Specialty
counselors needed for: Swimming, Sailing.
Water-Skiing, Tennis, Gymnastics, Vol
leyball, Ceramics (Hand and Wheel),
Painting, Batik, Guitar, Camping and
Nature, Nurses (R.N.) Other jobs avail
able. On Campus Interviews: April 8th
from 1 1:00-4:30 pm. Sign up at 21 1 Hanes
Hal For further information call 516-889
3217.
SPEND THE SUMMER at the finest
. country club in the area. Hope Valley
Country Club is seeking mature individ
uals to fill the following positions: Pool
Manager, Lifeguards, Swim Team Coach.
WSI required. Interviews will be con
ducted Wed., March 30 from 14 pm in
the Clubhouse. Apply in person, 3803
Dover Road, Durham.
TEMPORARY JOBS available at Univer
sity Directories beginning May 15 or June
1 and continuing through Aug 15. First
shift: 9 am-5 pm; second shift: 5-9 pm.
Jobs continue August 15 through October
15 with more flexible hours if needed.
Positions available in typesetting, data
entry, paste-up, proofreading, bookkeep
ing, darkroom and customer service. $4
hour. Apply in person at the Village
Companies 88 McClamroch Circle (off
Weaver Dairy Rd).
Merle Black
UNC Political Science Prof, and
co-author of Politics and
Society in the South
will speak on
'After Super Tuesday'
Tues., March 22, 8:00 pm
224 Union
UNC Flag
Trvouts
Sign-up in the Pit
Monday-Thursday
or in the Band
Office in the base
ment of the Stu
dent Union
Sfumi Jour Support Jor the
lJi'L'LLSl
GREAT
DECISIONS '88
presents
DR. DONALD
MACD0NALD
Georgetown University
Professor
addressing
"The Future of
Democracy in
South Korea"
Tues, Mar. 22
Hamilton 100
7:00 PM
NO TIME TO
WRITE YOUR
OWN RESUME?
let us do it
for you!
Writing
Editing
Updating
Student Discounts
967-8708
A complete resume
writing service
SUMMER
JOBS
STARTING INCOME
$2,100 & UP
INTERVIEWING ONE
DAY 0NLY-
M0N, MARCH 21st
Numerous openings in the
Southeast. No experience
required. Duties involve assisting
in advertising, promotion and
marketing for several major
manufacturing companies.
Casual Interviews
Walk-Ins Welcome
Apply in person Rm211,
Carolina Union each
hour from 9-3, UNC
RESLUVp
"AU PAIR" needed for 6 8 wks this
summer. Rosemary St. house. Room and
board, negotiable salary to care for 2 sweet
girls. 9674703.
Ta Cirricilam ia Peace, War,
mmd Defease is offeriae. paid
aa iatcraships ia
Wasaia(oa, D.C. aad New
York to several wcD-a.aaIittd
CaroKaa stadaats iatcrcstad
ia araie coatrol, peace aad
coaflict reeolatioa, aaclear
disaraMaeat, aatioaal e rea
dy ieaaee, or related topics.
Stadaats be May aradaatas or
risiae. aeaior with a 3.0 GPA
or better. Interested stadeats
shoald apply ia persoa to 405
Haaritoa Hall or by sabmittiaa
a letter of iaterests, a carreat
resasaa aad oae letter of
recoaiaieadstioa fross a UNC
facatty member. Write: Price
Peace laterasbip, Carrica
lam ia Peace, War, aad
Defease, 45 HamUtoa HaH,
CB32M, Caroliaa Campas.
Deadliae: March 30, IMS.
child care
CHILDCARE NEEDED foT infants and
toddlers while parents attend exercise
class. Monday & Friday 9:00-10:30 am.
Work through May. $4.50hour. 933-6737.
WARM, RESPONSIBLE, INTELLIGENT
PERSON to care for our easy one year
old daughter in our home, Mon-Thurs.,
8:30-4:30, occasional Fridays. Some
flexibility available. Light housekeeping.
Need own car, non-smoker, references
required. Premium pay for the right
person (will consider job-sharing). 942
1539. MATURE. RELIABLE BABYSITTER
needed from 12:30 pm to 3:30 pm Monday,
Wednesday and some Fridays until May
for two smaD children. Call 929-7349 after
5 pm.
STUDENT GRADUATE
aeeded for Hajbt aoascbcepiaa,
waekaad babysittiae.. Cbapel
Hill locatioa. Call daytime,
684-5421 aad after 0 pat, 919-968-S4&5.
STUDENTGRADUATE
NEEDED for care of foar-year-oM.
Also light hoaseheepiae,,
erraads, cookiae,. Traasporta
tioa repaired. Permaaeat
moraiag halftime positioa.
CaH 942-7827 eveaiae before
10 pm or weekeade. 966-1732
weekday mornings.
for sale
BROTHER CORRECTRONIC 35 elec
tronic typewriter Correction key and
memory, auto-center, auto-underline.
Light, easy to use. $125. Call 962-0114
weekdays, 933-1104 evenings.
FOR SALE: New furniture at manufac
turer prices. Great for Dorm or apart
ment. Can deliver now or at the beginning
of next semester. Call 933-2492.
LOFT AND RUG FOR SALE! Loft: $150
stained and well built! Rug: $45 - dark
green, 8' by 10'! Call 968-4635.
LORELEI
AUDITIONS
March 29 & 30
See Union Desk for
details.
LIQUIDATION SALE!!
(kind of)
FOR $5 BUY ONE
CAROLINA FEVER
t-shirt, geta FREE
RAMPAGE
shirt!
March 23-25 in the Pit
Carolina Athletic
Association
NO EXCUSE !
With Springtime weather afoot
& a desire for summer financial
stability, there is no excuse!
The UNC Department of
Transportation & Parking
currently has the following shifts!
available for Student Parking
Monitors:
Mon-Fri 7:30am-10:00am
Wed-Fri 2:30pm-4:00pm
Mon-Thu 5:30pm-9:00pm
Contact MC Herring at
962-7135, B-15 YMCA
Building
THEATRE
presents
ANTONIO BUERO
VALLEJO'S
history of
a staircase
ADAPTED & DIRECTED
BY SUSY LAYER
March 20 4&8pm
March 21 4&8pm
March 22 5 pm
Free Admission
06 Graham
Memorial
Smithsonian
Institution
Representative
Wilton Dillon
will speak about
the Smithsonian
Institution's
involvement in
education.
. March 21
Hanes Art
Center
8:00 PM
FOR SALE: CAR STEREOS AMFM
cassettes Kenwood 434 $250, Alpine
7263 $130, 16 W car stereo AMP Alpine
3516 $40, Soloflex weight lifting
machine $325, call 968 0623 or 968
0492. .
KEYBOARDS FOR SALE! Yamaha DX
7 with'anvil case $1200; Korg Poly 800
with anvil case $350. Accessories
included. Crate amplifiers and Yamaha
music computer also for sale. Call John
933 4344 after 10:30 p.m.
FOR SALE: Polk Audio SDA-1B speak
ers. 3 month old, 10 year warranty $850.
Bang and Olufson turntable $75.
Schwinn womens Mesa Runner $15.
Mike 9684466.
SPEAKERS FOR SALE: One pair tower
style speakers. Ten inch woofers, great
bass, wooden cabinets in excellent shape.
$125.00 CaH Jane or Greg at 942-7503.
house-sitting
LEAVING THIS SUMMER? Looking for
a house-sitter who is experienced with
house-sitting and likes pets? If you are
interested call Amelie von Schwerin (703)
365-0540 or 383-3237. I am going to be
around DurhamChapel Hill from the
beginning of May until the end of August.
wheels for sale
1986 HONDA CMX250 "Rebel" - Black
chrome, mint condition, low mileage.
$1400 cash or $400 and assume payments.
962 0114 weekdays, 933 1104 evenings.
FOR SALE: 1981 Convertible Triumph
TR7, excellent condition. Call 942-7908.
1979 FORD PINTO. 1980 engine, auto
matic, good condition (just passed inspec
tion), sunroof, Dolby stereo (amfm
cassette), $550. Call Mark for test drive,
9681945.
1981 SUZUKI GS250T good shape only
11,000 miles. Also Nolan helmet. All for
$450 negotiable. Call 967-1523. Ask for
Matt. Need to seD.
NEW and unused ASCENT DIAMOND
BACK BIKE. Water bottles included.
$320. Call anytime and leave message 929
0968. TOMOS MOPED FOR SALE, 327 miles.
Asking $400 or best offer; DP rowing
machine for sale, must sell. Call 929-0806.
WANT A NEW CAR? Want to trade your
old car? Need financing? First time buyer?
Great selection of new and used cars!!
CaO Ed for a private appointment. 942-2903493-8802.
SHARP CAR FOR SUMMER. 1979 Fiat
Spider 2000 Series Convertible. Runs
good in excellent bodily condition. Need
some work. Call 933 4393.
tickets
WANTED: 2 Tickets for Grateful Dead
show in Hampton, Va. on Saturday,
March 26. Ask for Tracy 933-7535.
WANTED: GRATEFUL DEAD tickets for
any night at Hampton. Call Paige or
Stephanie at 933 5489.
DEADHEADS with heavy hearts want
your extra tickets for Hampton shows.
Please call Julie at 967 7007 or 493-2868.
real estate
SUBLET NOW FOR SUMMER! Apt. on
Rosemary St. Great Location! Easy walk
to campus. Franklin St. Call now 968-1825.
ARE YOUR PARENTS THINKING
OF BUYING A CONDO OR
TOWNHOUSE IN CHAPEL HILL?
Arc yoa trying to get iaformatioa
ob different complex bat doa't
know who to ask? For iaformatioa
oa My property ia towa, call Joha
Goddia at Ckapel Hill Realty at
9424147.
FOR SALE: CkaaceOor Sqaare
Vmit. 2 Bedrooms, 2
Bathrooms. WasherDryer.
Great locatioa $89,000 aafar
aisaed. $92,000 laraisked.
Firm. CaO 904-285-0525 or 933
0669. CHANCELLOR SQUARE CONDO
for sale. Two bedrooms, fully
equipped. Nice end unit with extra
windows. Great location. $86,000.
Leave message for John K. 942-7423
or 966-5952.
We Need
Leaders!
The Carolina Water Ski
Club is holding elections
soon. If you are inter
ested in water skiing,
we need your help!
Come to the meeting:
Tues, March 22
7:30pm Rm 208 Union
For Info Call:
968-4589
joisoeir Sports &Rec
W$&x-anci the
Panhellenic Council
present
TEAM
CHARADES
with Charlie
Goodnight's
LEROY SEABROOKS
12 Teams of 5
compete...
participate...
or spectate
Wed, March 23
8:00 PM
Hamilton 100
Sign Up in Rm 200 Union
by March 21
Ernest
Boyer
President of the
Carnegie Founda
tion for the Ad
vancement of
Teaching will
speak about
''College: The
Undergraduate
Experience"
March 22
Hill HallAud.
8:00 PM
for rent
FREE ON CAMPUS PARKING SPOT
and bus passes with KENSINGTON
TRACE CONDO. Available summer or
beginning in August. Pool, tennis court.
Four spaces. Whitney, 967-8535.
TIRED of that CRAMPED DORM but
don't want to bus to campus? 2 BR House,
easy walk to campus. Available (or the
summer. Call Delora (968 8714).
ENJOY YOUR OWN ROOM in beautiful
Highland Hills. Free tanning beds, micro
wave, weight room, whirlpools, sauna,
pool. Only $175 plus ', utilities. Call Maria
942 7439.
FURNISHED APARTMENT! 2 bedroom
apt. great for twothree people! Clean,
on busline. $410 per month (fallspring),
discounted summers! Call 942-6535 after
6 pm.
EAST FRANKLIN STREET condomi
nium. Unfurnished $425month, fur
nished $650month. 2 bedroom, 1-bath,
washerdryer hookups. 968-1429. Also,
duplexes Hwy 15-501; mobile homes or
mobile home lots. 967-3032.
HELP! Please sublet my one bedroom
apartment. Only one mile from campus.
$319 a month gets you a quaint apartment
with hardwood floors. Includes water. Call
942-7305. Keep trying.
NICE ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT
for sublet immediately through August.
New carpet. No deposit if move in by April
1! $270month. Christy 942-0637, 942
0481. roommates
ROOMMATE(S) NEEDED: Summer
and or fall. Share room $89month or own
room $178month. Pool, clubhouse,
weight room. Call 968-8240 ask for Stacey.
HOUSEMATE WANTED: Grad student,
furnished room m contemporary house,
short walk to campus, $200 incl. utilities.
933 3054.
OWN ROOM plus hardwood floors,
microwave, answering machine, cat,
liberal female apartmentmate, and more!
Call now for summer and or fall, 933-6235.
FEMALE SEEKS two roommates. You
and a friend can move in and enjoy pool,
tennis, busline, in furnished, two bedroom,
two bath condo at Kensington Trace.
Available summer sessions and next year.
$175mo. Call 942-7456.
ROOMMATE NEEDED for male RTVM
major in a semi-furnished 2 BR apartment
in Old Well. $180mo. plus utilities.
Available now for summer andor fall "88.
Call Jason at 968 6975.
FEMALES SEEK ROOMMATES. 2 bed
room, 2 bath condo, Vi mile from campus.
WD, AC, fully furnished, $259month
includes utilities: please call 942-9631
night or collect (704) 328-1106day.
NEED SOMEWHERE TO STAY
THIS SUMMER? Take my place
from May 15 to Aagast S. $126
moatk, 13 atilitiea. Great room
mate. Call 967-5847 for detail.
Leave message.
NEED A CHEAP PLACE TO LIVE this
summer? How about the Sig Ep House?
Great location, air-conditioning and pool
(Granville). If interested, call Nate at 942
1348. OPEN-MINDED, NONSMOKING
ROOMMATE NEEDED for summer and
or fall to share 2 BDRM, 2 Bath townhouse
apt. mile from campus. $185month plus
utilites. Prefer upperclassman. Call
Kelly at 933 1772.
SUMMER HOUSING WORRIES ARE
OVER! Completely furnished 2BR apart
ment, cool and comfortable! $195mo if
alone, $125mo if two share room. Super
location! Call Kathy or Amy, 967 3423.
NON SMOKING ROOMMATE wanted
for summer (May-August) at Highland
Hills. Fully furnished, washerdryer, cable,
great clubhouse, pool, busline, etc. $130
month plus Y utilities. Call 929 1314
anytime. Keep trying!
ROOMMATE NEEDED to sublet Ken
sington Trace Townhouse during summer
sessions 1988. Fully furnished, 2 bed
rooms, 2 baths, clubhouse. $125 per
month. Call Jennifer at 967-1952.
APARTMENT ON McCAULEY
STREET. Female needs to share with 1
3 roommates first andor second summer
session. Low rent plus utilities. Call Erin
for details 968-4877.
TWO FEMALES SEEK 1 or 2 roommates
for 2 bedroom apartment at Kingswood.
J busline. Rent cheap. Available now and
or summer and' or school year.
GOING TO SUMMER SCHOOL? Walk
to campus from Millcreek condo. Pool,
tennis courts, washerdryer, microwave
and more. $200mo plus utilities. Call
933 5235.
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WlO-2 IMATHE
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March 14-22
$1.00
AOE AOE
SPRINGBREAK
ENLARGEMENT
SPECIAL !
March 21-25
5x7 990
8x10 $1.49
mm
PHOTO
LAB
University Square
2nd Annual
Entrepreneurial
Conference
Sat., March 26
Carroll Hall
12-5 pm
An Excellent
Opportunity to Learn
About
Starting Your
Own Business .
Guest Speakers
Refreshment s
Register by sending
$3 check to:
Tim Marion
UNC Entrepreneur
Club
B-24 Carolina Apts.
Carrboro, NC 27510
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FEMALES SEEK two non-smoking room
mates for next fall. Walk to campus, pool,
tennis court, washerdryer. Millcreek
condo. $200.mo, , utilities. Call 933 5235.
NEEDED IMMEDIATELY: Liberal room
mate, Weatherstone apt. $160mo plus 1
3 utilities. Call Rob or Robert at 929 1316,
evenings best or leave message.
THE FEDERAL GOVERN
MENT PROHIBITS THE USE
OF DISCRIMINATION ON
THE GROUNDS OF SEX,
RACE, OR RELIGIOUS PREF
ERENCE. ALL CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISING IN VIOLA
TION OF THIS LAW WILL BE
CHANGED ACCORDINGLY
travel
COED BICYCLE TOURS COLORADO
ROCKIES, 1988. Meet students from
across U.S. Tours include: Whitewater
rafting, jeeping, meals, lodging, complete
van support. College Tours. (313) 357
1370. KENYA Join us on an exotic safari
through Kenya, Africa June 13-27th. For
information call Cynthia 962-7365 wk, or
968 0238 hm. College credit may be
arranged.
rides
HELP! Need ride to the PITTSBURGH,
PA area (WVU) on the weekends of
March 25th or April 1st (Easter). Will help
with gasdriving! Call Hillary 942 7046.
personals
NEED A JOB? Need a job filled? Ask
Student Part-Time Employment Service
(SPTES) for help! Room 217 E, "Suite C"
Union.
$10 WILL GET YOU $15. Earn $25 every
week, as a regular Plasma donor. Sera
Tec Bio. 942-0251.
WIN! Great prizes donating $1.00 to
Cystic Fibrosis and Delta Phi Epsilon.
Balloon Ascention March 22, tickets on
sale in Pit March 14 21. Kick off Greek
Week!
NEED SOME extra spending money?
Gumby's Pizza is hiring drivers. Earn $40
to $85 a night. Flexible schedule, free
meals, good tips. Call 968-3278 after 4:00.
COME TO THE CABARET!
CAREER AND JOB FAIR: Over 90
employer from hospital, health
aseacie aad career advisor
available to disc ass job opportaa
ities aad degree optioos with aay
aad all mojors. Thar, March 24
from 10-5 p.m. Cannichael Andit
oriam. Free Pizza aad Yosart.
The Man from UNCIe
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THE Daily
ACROSS
1 Haircuts
5 Purple
flowered shrub
10 Tropical fish
14 Mimics
15 Walking
(elated)
16 Quality of
sound
17 Occurring at
the proper
time
19 Pillar
20 Annoy
21 Lairs
22 Problem
24 soap
26 Insect
27 Whatever
28 Groom
31 Cin
34 Scoib
35 By way of
36 Lily plants
38 River to the
Yangtze
39 Encourages
41 Valets
42 Stage whisper
44 Fruit drinks
45 Flower stalk
47 Gr. letter
49 Toward the
interior
50 Make believe
54 Forgive
56 Ger. river
57 Extinct bird
58 Potpourri
59 Free-for-all
62 Languish
63 Dress shape
64 - girl!
65 Droops
66 Subsequently
67 Suds
DOWN
1 Fundamental
2 "Turandot" for
NORM, thanks for everything! The talks
are great and almost like high school again!
Here's to "flying bugs," Kendall, and the
unpredictable soap opera! Pokey.
NEED TWO NON SMOKING people
willing to work and share four person
house at North Myrtle Beach for summer.
Inexpensive! Call Kathy (942 0754) or Kim
(968 6379).
LIFE IS A CABARET!
NG: HERE IS to Italian nights and blow
out dinners. I know I love you very much.
I hope some day you find someone whowill
love you as much as I do. KB.
i
DONT SIT in your room! Come to the
Union Cabaret.
TO THE GUY CHEERLEADER with
the cute smile who answered my 5
question survey in front of the Union.
Would like to get to know you better.
Please respond DTH the girl in your
mom's sorority.
HOW DO YOU SPELL FUN! C A B E
RET, of course!
BEBOPPING BUNNIES better reserve
your bunny suit now for Easter at the
Costumes store. Supply is limited. Call
968-3707 or come by 13314 E. Franklin St.
C A B A R ET spells music, drama,
dance, comedy, fun!!
Cabaret Cabaret Cabaret. The Cabaret
is here! Watch for more info!
ANY GIRL interested in trying out for the
UNC Majorette Squad, please call Cheryl
at 942-7802 or leave your name at the band
office, 962 1080.
DAVE AND JANE . . . uh . . . Lori: We're
winging it. Get your own damn room.
Cheryl and Bret.
KATHERINE F.: Your birthday was
yesterday, but friendship like yours is
worth celebrating all year long! I love you
to death! Happy 21st, Chris B.
LUNCH WITH YOUR PROFESSORS!
Meet Armstrong Shapiro and others.
Sponsored by ABA. Lenior Hall, 12:30
Tues. March 22. North Dining Room.
IT COULD happen to you! Watch
GENERAL COLLEGE, UNC's soap
opera, weeknights at 11 pm on Carolina
Cable 11. The drama that reflects your
life.
UNC FLAG TRYOUTS March 24-27.
Come out and see if flag is your bag. Sign
up in the pit this week or call Kathy 968
8517 for more info.
ALPHA EPSILON DELTA will a full
meeting on Tuesday March 22 in room
209 Union. All premed and predental
students are encouraged to attend.
SARAH, how does it feel being in love
with a rapist? You're a shit, and youH pay
on GENERAL COLLEGE tonight on 11.
A "friend."
BE AMONG THE FIRST to experience
the Carolina Union's opening of the new
Cabaret Room and witness the mulrmedia
chamber theatre production of "A Poetics
for Bullies " Tickets available at Union Box
Office.
OTHER AGGRAVATIONS: THE
UNGRATEFUL OFFSPRING, THE
PREGNANT CHAMBERMAlP, ANP
THE INCOMPETENT 31 RP P06.
YOU WORTHLESS
Mull! f
ITtNCLUPeP'. LAWBOOKS.
A FRAT PIN, LOOSE CHftHOe
ftNP A BOTTLE OF VLP SPICE',
WHICH PORTNOY ACCIPENTALLY
PRANK, CAUSING HIM TO RUN
AR0VNP THINKINO HEMS
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Crossword by Florence C. Adler
1988 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved
26 Fashion name
28 Sword
29 Quote as
authority
30 Russ. news
agency
31 Commeal
32 Robert
33 Cogitating
34 Tot
37 Domingo
40 Fishing item
43 Disgrace
46 Opens
47 Orison
48 Basil for one
50 Lightweight
velvet
51 Overact
52 Snare
53 Senegal city
54 Fathers
55 Inter
56 Agitated state
60 Palm leaf:
var.
61 Kid
one
Nibs
Draft letters
Desolate
6 Nonsensical
7 Chemists'
- places
8 Be sick
9 Valuable violin
10 Declared
11 Artificial
12 Poker term
13 Costly
18 Norse god
23 Amphitheater
25 London art
gallery
MEG, what's wrong with you? I don't
know what I've done. Please talk to me
tonight on GENERAL COLLEGE. UNC's
soap opera, at 11. Ken.
DEAREST SPROING - If you print my
scores you will be foiled. Literally. By the
way, subtract one point. Caledonia.
GOBLIN CORPS Greetings my
damsets. So sweet today and all returned
to the nest. Nero you should know no
gentleman snores lest his lady set the
example first. Sproing you're back and
with your thrusting tip I see, how nice.
Vincent, my applause for your taste. Your
palate is improving my boy. Dear folks,
Swash buckler is here continuing his
training. IU return him to you soon. Ladies
do, don't dey do, cast your spells over
me again. Your servant GWYDION.
MC, I love you. I want you to marry me
on GENERAL COLLEGE, weeknights at
11 pm on Carolina Cable 11. Be my wife!
Brendan.
3 ON 3 &BALL TOURNAMENT.
$15 per team. Proceeds benefit
Ronald McDonald House. March
27th Fetzer gym. Applications avail
able at Union Desk. 933-6471 for info.
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QUESTION 1: What medieval classic
is "Man of La Mancha" based on ??
WANTED: Rock n' Roll Scooter
Trash (guitaristmotorcyclist) looking
for a LONG BLONDE ANIMAL to
share dinners, concerts and road
trips. Call Ray at 967 SUK1.
HEALING ARTS FESTIVAL
Join Association of Nursing Students
and Community Wholistic Health
Center for a full day of workshops
focusing on wellness. Sat., March 26,
9 am 4:30 pm. Student Union,
UNC campus. Special student dis
count $15 full day. For more infor
mation and to register call 929-1132.
Advertise in The Tar Heel Classifieds.
Need a ride? Need a ticket to a
concert? Need a place to live? You
can find it in the Tar Heel classifieds.
Forms are available 24 hoars a
dayl Room 104, Carolina Union.
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