The Daily Tar Heel Wednesday, March 30, 19889
RALEIGH INTERNSHIPS: Management,
marketing, sales positions available. For
more information, call our Durham office
at 489-2679.
SUMMER STAFF WANTED: Con-.
frontation Point Ministries hiring high
adventure Wilderness Coordinators,
Day Camp, Special Needs, Hearing
Impairment, Medical Needs, and
Appalachian Home Repair Coordina
tors. Non-profit organ., mbr. of
A.C.AC.C.I.. Write: P.O. Box 50,
OZONE, TN 37842, (615) 484-8483.
child care
DESIRE SOMEONE TO SHARE Day
Care position (Holy Family Day Care).
Available M F 1-5 pm. Child must me 12
15 months of age. Close to UNC. Call
968-3009.
pets
ADORABLE PUPPY free to good home.
We found him abandoned in field. He loves
people and needs someone to adopt him.
Please call Jenny at 942 7608.
housesitting
HOUSE SITTER AVAILABLE May 10 to
Aug 10. Non-smoker, non-drinker. I'll
watch your house in return for room and
utilities. For a small fee 111 also do yard
work. One mile from campus preferred.
Cafl HeatheT, 933-3405, after 3:00 pm.
LEAVING THIS SUMMER? Looking for
an housesitter, who is experienced with
housesitting and likes pets? If you are
interested, call Amelie von Schwerin (703)
365-0540 or (919) 383 3237. 1 am going to
be around Durham, Chapel Hill from
beginning of May until the end of August.
for sale
BEDROOM SUITE: Twin beds, bed side
table, dresser, chest-of-drawers. $150.
And small color tv in need of repairs, $50.
942 9223.
FOR SALE: King size semi-waveless
bookshelf headboard WATER BED, $150.
Must sell! 933-5263.
DOUBLE, CARPETED CAROLINA
BLUE LOFT, fits South Campus rooms,
Sturdy, $50. Call 933-3382, 947 Morrison.
CASIO COMPUTERIZED TYPEWRI
TER Used one semester, like brand
new. Extra ribbon included, spell check,
memory, special printing modes. If inter
ested call Karla at 933-6203.
GREAT DEAL Avanri 6 cubic ft. dorm
REFRIGERATOR. Good condition. $80,
price negotiable. Call Gail or Claire at 933
1226. wheels for sale
SHARP CAR for summer. 1979 FIAT
SPIDER 2000 series convertible. Runs
good, in excellent body conditon. Needs
some work. Call 933-4393.
VW DASHER, 1974, 4-door, 4-speed, Air,
AMFM cassette stereo, power brakes,
new exhaust system. Body, mechanics,
paint in good condition. $750 negotiable.
929-5201.
FOR SALE: 1986 CHRYSLER LASER, 2.2
fuel injection, loaded, low miles, excellent
condition, assume loan of under $8,000.
MUST SELL! 933-5263.
74 VOLVO. Good condition. Alpine
stereo. New exhaust system. $1500 (neg.)
CaD Mac at 933-3617.
1975 AUDI FOX. 2 Dr, sunroof, 75,000
miles, one family ownership, runs great,
$1200 or best offer. 942-3110.
CAR FOR SALE: 79 VW Rabbit. 65,000
miles on engine. Great gas milage and new
tires. $1100 or best offer. 942-6848 (after
6).
HAVE FUN driving an exciting Toyota
MR2. 1986, fully loaded, bright red, looks
great, runs perfectly, Great Price, call 933
3508 for more information.
tickets
PINK FLOYD TICKETS for sale. 54 in
Raleigh. 13th Row Center. Call 5 pm-9 pm,
933-4162.
music
HD 1200 BASS GUITAR, 6 months old,
like new. $200. Fender sidekick 15 amp,
$75. Will sell separate or together. Jeff,
929-1787.
Official Passport Photos
I.D. Photos
Faculty & Student 10 Discount
While you wait!
Lowest prices in town!
Sterling Business Services
1507 E. Franklin Sl 933-1111
Student Fares
to Paris
Departure Dates:
May 11
June 23
Open Returns
Available
Limited Seats at
Special Rate
For Details:
Call
Circle Travel
942-4196
CAROLINA UNION
Sports & Rec
presents
An Evening with
Acoustic Guitarist
MICHAEL
GOGGIN
former member
KJ K enormia!
9 GOGGIN
Two Shows on April 13th
8 & 10 pm
Cabaret Room
. . $10
Tickets on Sale March 28 at
Union Box Office
FREE Deer & Wine
Coffee and with proof of
snacks! age.
KEYBOARDS FOR SALE! Yamaha DX
7 with anvil case $1,200; Korg Poly 800
with anvil case $350. Accessories
included. Crate amplifier and Yamaha
music computer also for sale. Call John
- 933-4344 after 10:30 pm.
FOR SALE: CZ-1 Performance Synthes
izer, RAM cartridge, case. Programmable
Digital Effects Unit. Must sell. Make an
offer. Call 968-3566 before 9 am or 9-11
evenings.
real estate
GOVERNMENT HOMES from $1.00. "U
Repair". Also tax delinquent property.
Call 805-644 9533, Ext. 584 for info.
CHANCELLOR SQUARE CONDO
for sale. Two bedroons, fully
equipped. Nice end unit with extra
windows. Great location. $86,000.
Leave message for John K. 942-7423
or 966-5952.
NEED A PLACE TO LIVE?
Condos All with major appliances.
CHANCELLOR SQUARE -Two
units furnished for four . . .
$87,500 and $89,900. One unit unfur
nished $83,500. MILL CREEK -Large
end unit with bay window . . .
$89,500. UNIVERSITY
GARDENS Desirable location,
end unit . . . $36,500.
KENSINGTON TRACE - Three
units furnished for four . . . $53,000.
One unit unfurnished . . . $49,500.
WILSON PARK - 4 bedroom
Townhouse End Unit with Fire
place, Range, Refrigerator, Dis
hwasher, Disposal, Washer, Dryer
and Built-in Microwave less than
2 years old . . . $99,700. Call Ben
Huffman at WEAVER STREET
REALTY.929-5658 or at 929-3300.
for rent
EAST FRANKLIN ST. condo unfurnished
$425month furnished $650month. 2
bedroom, 1 bath, washerdryer hookups.
968-1429. Also duplexes Hwy 15-501;
mobile homes or mobile home lots. 967-
3032.
BEAUTIFULLY FURNISHED Kensing
ton Trace condo available for fall! 2 BR,
2 bath. Fully equipped kitchen, IKin
groom, storage area. AC. Balcony
overlooks pool. Clubhouse, tennis court,
FREE BUS PASS. Move in with friends.
Call Lavonne 933-6205.
HOUSE: 2 bedroom, bath. Large kitchen.
Gas heat. Walking distance from campus.
Hardwood floors. $350mo. Available in
May. Music as loud as you want. Phil, 968
6966. SUBLET your own bedroom in large
condo May-July. Only $140mo., includes
pool, tennis, washerdryer, 2 baths, Vi
utilities. Near mall and buslines. 968-0814.
FOR RENT. Sherwood Colony Condom
inium. East Franklin Street. 2 bedrooms.
Kitchen appliances. Washerdryer hook
ups. Energy efficient heat pump. $400
month plus utilities. References necesa
ary. Call 929-8478.
FOUR BEDROOM, two bath house for
rent this summer. Located behind He's
Not Here on the corner of Rosemary St.
and Pritchard St. Call anytime at 968-9522.
SUMMER SUBLET Fully furnished 2
BR, 2 bath apartment less than a mile from
campus. May 15-Aug 15 for $370month,
rent and dates negotiable. Call 929-8823
day or eve.
NEED A CHEAP PLACE to Uve this
summer? How about the Sig Ep house?
Air conditioning, great location and pool
(Granville). If interested call Nate at 942
1348. ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT next to
pond on 10 acres for rent in exchange
for 17 hours a week of work and light
maintenance. Couple preferred. 6 minutes
to UNC. Cafl 967-3221. Available in May.
BRIGHT, SPACIOUS 3BR, 2 bath apart
ment for rent May-Aug. Furnished, AC,
dishwasher, washerdryer. Located near
Can Mill Mall. Rent negotiable. 929450.
VILLAGE GREEN CONDOMINIUM
near campus, large 2br, 214 bath. Accom
odates 4 students. Washerdryer, lighted
tennis courts, large pool, clubhouse, RC
rating, storm windows and doors, brick
patio, mirror highlights. 929-5660.
FREE ON CAMPUS PARKING SPOT
when you rent my fully furnished Kensin
ton Trace unit next year. Also free bus
passes, flexible lease, pool. Whitney 967
8535. 3BR 2BATH BOUNWOOD CONDO for
sublet May-August. Pool, tennis, laundry,
parking. 1 mile from campus. On bus line!
Call 929-7918. Keep trying!
SUBLET NOW FOR SUMMER! Apt. on
Rosemary St. Easy walk to campus and
Franklin St. Parking places included. Call
now! Great location. 968-1825.
New 1986 Dark Blue
Yamaha Radian 600. 1 500
mi. Parents did not approve
so it is for sale. Presently
being stored indoors.
Willing to take a resonable
loss. 942-6764, Andy
The Carolina
Student Fund
is seeking inter
ested students to
become members
of a campus group
centered on fund
raising activities.
Membership appli
cations available at
the Union Desk
March 28-31. Sign
up table in the Pit
March 29 & 30, 11
am-2 pm.
Carolina Symposium
presents today:
StudentFaculty
Panel Discussion
on
The Closing of the
American Mind
Student Union
Room 224
3:00 PM
Jerry Herman
Anti-Apartheid
Activist
Hamilton Hall 100
8:30 PM
SUMMER SUB LEASE: Single or double
occupancy, walk to campus, quiet neigh
borhood, negotiable rate. Contact Haydn
Jones morning and evening. 968-1864.
SPACIOUS FOXCROFT APARTMENT
available in May. Pool, tennis, basketball,
weight room. Bus to campus. 2 bdr, 2 bath.
Special Rent! Call 942-5128. Keep trying!
GREAT LOCATION: Apartment on
Rosemary St. close to campus. Hardwood
floors. Free heat, parking place. Summer
and next year or just summer sub-lease.
942 9201.
roommates
FEMALE SEEKS two roommates. You
and a friend can move in and enjoy pool,
tennis, busline, in furnished, two bedroom,
two bath condo at Kensington Trace.
Available summer sessions and next year.
$175month. Call 942-7456.
FEMALES SEEK roommates. Two bed
room, 2 bath condo, & mile from campus.
WD, AC. fully furnished $259month
includes utilities: Please call 942 9631 night
or collect (704) 328-1106 day.
SUMMER HOUSING WORRIES ARE
OVER! Completely furnished 2 BR apart
ment, cool and comfortable! $195month
if alone, $125month if two share room.
Super location. Call Kathy or Amy, 967
3423. NON SMOKING ROOMMATE wanted
for summer (May-Aug) at Highland Hills.
Fully furnished, washerdryer, cable, great
clubhouse, pool, busline, etc. $130month
plus y, utilities. Call 929-1314 anytime.
Keep trying!
EASY-GOING ROOMMATE needed for
beautiful 2 BR, 2 Bath Walden apartment.
Washerdryer, microwave, pool, busline
and more! $250month. call Mary at 966
5073 (days) or 968-0533 (nights).
ROOMMATE WANTED. Your own room
at Highland Hills, swimming pool, sauna
and tennis court. Rent $200month. Will
rent for separate sessions. 968-3830.
TWO PERSONS needed to share master
bedroom in Highland Hills Apts. from May
15 to August 15. $147.50month each, y,
utilities. Call 929-6856.
ROOMMATE NEEDED to share two
bedroom Foxcroft Apartment. $148mo
plus 13 utilities. Available 788 thru 4
89. D bus route. Call Cathy and Julie at
929-8447.
DO YOU LIKE screaming orgasms and
drinking until 2 am? If so read no further.
Two chocoholics who idolize Andy Griffith
seek 3rd roommate. Franklin Street
location. 942-0766.
SUBLET spacious 2 bath condo. Single
bedroom $140, large bedroom $160, huge
bedroom with private bath $220 or share
$110 each. Washerdryer, tennis, pool,
deck, convenient to shopping and busline.
968-0814.
FEMALES NEED ROOMMATE to share
Kensington Trace Townhouse during
Summer Sessions 1988. Fully furnished,
2 bedrooms, 2 baths, clubhouse. $125
per month. Call Jennifer 967-1952.
THREE LIBERAL GIRLS looking for
roommate to share fun year and Chan
cellor Square Apartment 2 bedroom, 2
bath, furnished. $250 month. Call Lynn
933-0438.
LAID BACK ROOMMATE(S) needed to
share a two bedroom apartment at Old
Well Condominiums. Apartment fur
nished and reasonable, $150-$200 per
month. Call Clay, 933-8614.
TWO ROOMMATES needed for fall.
Fully furnished modern condo with
washer, dryer, microwave, AC, pool. Two
bedrooms, three baths. The Oaks. $160
month plus Vt utilities. Call 967-4830.
SUBLET FOR SUMMER! Apartment two
blocks from campus. $123.34 and 13
utilities. Have own room. From June 1
to mid-August. Call 933-3318.
NEED A ROOMMATE? Non-smoking
female seeking apartment to share for '88
'89 school year. Call Cindy at 933-6262.
NEED A PLACE TO SLEEP FOR
THE SUMMER? You can have my
room from May 9 to Aug 8. May's rent
$63. JuneJuly $126 plus 13 utilities.
Microwave, cable, free bus pass and great
roommates are included. Call 967-5807.
Leave message.
CHI PSI FRATERNITY is offering
summer housing for both sessions.
Housing includes breakfast and dinner
Monday through Friday and a parking
space. For more information call Peter
Brooks at 968-9062.
LOOK OUT! Two active-on-campus and
fun female undergrads in search of two
summer housemates. Own rooms. Great
house. Great location. Call 968-3232.
WHASSA MATTA WITYOU? Yawanna
live mna dorm witta buncha geeks, or wit
an RTVM junior inna big 2BR semi
furnished apt? Only $175mo plus
utilities. It's open for summer andor fall.
CaD Jason at 968-6975.
HOUSEMATE NEEDED May 1-Aug 1 in
Colony Woods, on busline, own room, no
deposit, 15 utilitties, $150mo. negotiable.
Call 929-8830.
$3.00 OFF NEW LP'S & TAPES
($2 OFF USED)
Over 200 Used CD's
BACK DOOR RECORDS
136 E. Rosemary
Lower Level NCNB Plaza
Mon-Sat 12-6PM 933-0019
BUY. SELL .TRADE
THE FEW-THE
PROUD.
THE TOP OF
THE HILL CREW
Now accepting ap
plications for full
pt. time positions.
Good pay, flexible
hours, great work
space. Start imme
diately. Pick up
application at front
counter or ask for
Uncle Dale. Stu
dent staffed and
managed.
Corner of Columbia
& Franklin Sts.
Join us for
AEROBICS
in the
COMMONS
( Itwtr level lenur Hal!)
with
IM-REC instructors
Spm
Wed. March 30th
CAROLINA
DINING SERVICE
INCOMING MALE FRESHMAN Dental
Student needs a roommate. Would like
to share apartment with another Dental
Student.Ask for Bob at 929 9346.
HOUSEMATES WANTED: 3 bedrooms,
close to campus (Purefoy Rd.). $150 and
, utilities. After 5 call 929-6315 or stop
by 309 Mangum.
SHARE ENERGY EFFICIENT two
bedroom Carrboro Apt. with congenial,
considerate female grad. $192.50 plus
utilities. 942-9223.
NONSMOKING ROOMMATE
WANTED beginning May. 2-bedroom, 2
bath townhouse. mile from campus.
Pool, tennis. $215month and electricity.
Call Mark at 962 1955.
SUBLETTER: May-July (dates negot.)
Huge bedroom of two-bedroom Carrboro
Apartment. 154 baths, 2 level, AC. $
197.50, plus utilities. Call eves. 967-7919.
SEEKING 1 OR 2 ROOMMATES for 3
bedroom apartment at Townhouse Apart
ments for next Fall. Rent $145, 13 utilities.
10 minute walk to campus, 5 uptown. Call
968-4330 after 6.
COZY TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT
seeks one or two people to shelter this
summer. Three blocks from campus. Rent
negotiable, utilities. 967-6519. One bed
room available for fall.
UVE IN LUXURY! Females need non
smoking roommates for HUGE, 4
bedroom, 3 floor condominium near
campus. Fully furnished, including your
private bedroom. Washerdryer, micro
wave. $200month (Summer $150
month) and y, utilities. 968-4700.
SEEKING OPEN-MINDED, non-smoking
person to share an apartment with for the
88 89 school year. Call Dawn at 933-8115.
THE FEDERAL GOVERN.
MENT PROHIBITS THE USE
OF DISCRIMINATION ON
THE GROUNDS OF SEX,
RACE, OR RELIGIOUS PREF
ERENCE. ALL CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISING IN VIOLA
TION OF THIS LAW WILL BE
CHANGED ACCORDINGLY.
travel
COED BICYCLE TOURS - Colorado
Rockies, 1988. Meet students from across
U.S. Tours include: Whitewater rafting,
jeeping, meals, lodging, complete van
support. College Cycle Tours. (313) 357
1370. KENYA Join us on an exotic safari
through Kenya, Africa June 13-27. For
information call Cynthia; 962-7365 (office)
or 968-0238 (home). College credit may
be arranged.
rides
ATLANTA FOR EASTER! Ride needed
badly! Need to leave on Thursday March
31! No return trip needed. Will pay gas!
Please contact JOEL, 933-1143.
RIDE needed to WILMINGTON this
weekend. Can leave any time on Thurs
day. Will help pay for gas. Please call
Christin. 967-5502.
RIDE needed to ATLANTA GA Thurs.,
Mar 31 for Easter. WiH help with driving,
gas. Please call Jeff at 942-8857.
I NEED a ride tofrom BALTIMORE or
nearby for Easter Break. Can leave noon
on Thurs. March 31. Will pay gas $. Call
Cathy 933-1586.
NEED RIDE to ATLANTA for the Easter
weekend. Can leave anytime Thursday,
March 31. Will help with gas. Please call
Deidre at 933-4054.
Going to the TOWSON or BALTIMORE
area this weekend. I need a ride home
for Easter. Will help pay for gas. Call
Tyson at 933-6036.
Going to SALISBURY for Easter? I need
a ride both ways. Can leave 12 on
Thursday or anytime Friday. Call Kathi
933-45.
RIDE NEEDED tofrom DC area. (Alex.
VA) for Easter. Leave Thurs. 331, return
Sun 43. Will split gas, etc. Call Karen,
967-1523.
RIDE NEEDED to GAINESVILLE GA (or
anywhere along 1-85) EASTER BREAK.
Will help pay for gas. Call Robin, 933-1788.
RIDE NEEDED tofrom ATHENS GEOR
GIA this weekend! I will pay for gas! Call
Mike 968-0466. Don't leave me stranded!
personals
CAROLINA BEACH BLAST '88 April
10th, Ehringhaus Field. Featuring: The
Entertainers, Catalinas, Band of OZ. Get
your T-Shirt in the Pit for $8.
TO THE CUTE GUY in the wrestling
room 7 pm Wednesday. A look, a smile,
a wave. Interested in something more?
Respond DTH Interested Blonde.
BIKINIS! Enter the Hawaiian Tropic
Bikini Contest at the BURNOUT on
.4888. All the participants receive
Hawaiian Tropic Sun Care Packages. $50
and $25 prizes for second and third places.
First Place wins $100 and free Proofes
sional portfolio by Hawaiian Tropic, plus
entry into National Hawaiian Tropic
Competition. Be Bravel Call Tim, 968
4956; Sean, 929-2828; or Pi Kappa Phi,
967-9385.
-Former UNC
Professor
-Present President at
Hampden Sydney
DR. JAMES
LEUTZE
March 30
7:00 PM
Hanes Art Center
Sponsored by
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Call one of our
Health Motivators
for an "Exercise
Consultation"! and
get ready to start
feeling "healthier"!
For an appointment
call 966-6586!
The Wellness
Center's Health
Motivators are
ready to help!
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NEED A JOB? Need a job filled? Student
Part-time Employment Service (SPTES)
for help! Room 217E, Suite C, Union.
$10 will get you $15. Earn $25 every week
as a regular plasma donor. Sera-Tec Bio.
942-0251.
FREE CALENDARS. Come by the Yack
ety Yack office in Room 106 Carolina
Union to pick up your free color calendar.
Don't forget to order the 1988 Yack while
you are there. Time is running out.
FREE SEX Well, maybe not free sex but
at least a free calendar. Come by Room
106 Carolina Union to pick up your free
Yackety Yack calender.
Got your CAROLINA BEACH BLAST T
shirt yet? On sale now in the Pit for $8.
Proceeds to benefit the Ronald McDonald
House.
MOVING INTO Triangle Communities
Apts. win next year? If so I will pay you
$50 just for telling me. Call 968-0605. Ask
for Randy.
NEED ONE NON-SMOKER to share two
person house in North Myrtle Beach for
summer. Call Lisa (1-882-6723) after 5:00
for information.
FREE LOFT: Take down the loft yourself,
and you can have it free of charge! Call
933-5377, 662 Ehringhaus.
TIRED OF cramped dorm room? LOFT
FOR SALE! L-shaped, perfect condition.
Price is negotiable. Call 933-1643 get
some space in your place!
WHIMSICAL DUKE undergrad seeks an
expressive, energetic, preferably South
ern, Tar Heel tease for his fantasy pen
pal. If interested, write B.B., POB 322,
Durham 27702.
CHRIS M. in G's evening math class, I've
been watching you! Could you please
meet me at the Old Weil on Friday at 3:00
pm?M.M.
MISSY S. from Parker: I hope all of your
birthday wishes come true. Also, congrat
ulations on making the AI1-ACC team
Your favorite sportswriter.
I'M A FAN OF THE NEW NEWLYWED
GAME, though when I tell people this they
tend to give me odd looks. If you enjoy
it, too, would you tell me why either
in writing or leave a number for me to
call you you'd help my research a lot.
Thanks. John Fiske, Dept. RTVMP, 962
2311. HOLY CROSS "T" AT HAMS you
passed ketsup, salt and napkins. Now how
about that beer? If interested and unatt
ached please reply JSM, Rt. 1, Box 243,
CH 27514.
TO THE UNSTEREOTYPICAL
WOMAN who sat beside me at the
midnight showing of "Roxanne" Friday.
You're a wonderful gal! I hope you had
fun. I did. Wanna talk about your eight
pigs again? Hope so. Babyface.
MARIA H. Thanks for a great two months.
I hope there is more! Looking forward to
both beaches! B.T.
The Man from UNCIe
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KENYA- Join us on an exotic safari
through Kenya, Africa June 13th-27th. For
information call Cynthia; 962-7365 (o) or
968 0238 (h). College credit may be
arranged.
THE OFFICE OF LEADERSHIP DEVEL
OPMENT is looking for students with
significant leadership experience and an
interest in working with student organi
zations to serve as PEER LEADERSHIP
CONSULTANTS. Applications are avail
able in 01 Steele and the Carolina Union
Desk, and are due in 01 Steele April 1.
For more information, call: 966-4041.
WANTED: BASEBALL CARDS. Buying
and selling cards from any year. Call 933
4633 or drop by 651 Hinton James.
NEED HELP preparing your 1987 Federal
Income Tax Return? Beta Alpha Psi is
offering free assistance Mondays and
Wednesdays, 4-6 pm, Room 204 New
Carroll.
TRIANGLE ADVENTURE GAMES.
Paint pellet wars! Get your dorm, frat or
organization together and experience the
ultimate adventure. Call 732-1526 now for
more information.
INFINITY PLUS ONE needs a guitarist
singer and a drummer for original and
British poprock musk. Call 942-6762
(Chris) or 933-3105 (Jen).
PUT A LITTLE SPRING IN YOUR
STEPI Ran for fan In the Union Fnn
Rnn, Sat. April 16. Two and fonr
mile coarse. K'a free and com
plete witn pizza party, prizes and
exercises. Room 200 Union.
TO THE BLONDE INTERESTED IN
SOMETHING MORE sounds good to
me! Let me know what you had in mind.
933-4012 The guy in the wrestling room.
TO MISS "O" - Thanks for the notes!
Are you serious? Come by or call if you
are! You know where to find me.
LAURY, the sailing manic, the ace
pharmancy major, the devoted KE, the
sweetest Kappa Psi little sister and the
best roommate in the whole world, is 21
TODAY! We've been together three years
I don't believe it! THAT is scary!
Remember . . . are ya hungry?, leaping,
screaming asshole, I don't appreciate the
sarcasm of your employees, chicken and
cheese from Time Out, don't be angry,
I have one dollar to my name, pasta salad '
left over from spring break, lots and lots
of cream cheese, my face is so ugly! At
least I don't have an exam on my birthday!
They were nice enough to do that. Look
out world, Luary is LEGAL! Finally! Here's
to another year of craziness! Good luck
on your exam! Eleni
BURNOUT BURNOUT BURNOUT
Pi Kappa Phi and Badweiser will hold
the 12th Annual Burnout Friday, April 8.
Guadal Canal Diary and the Fidets will
play. There's an Hawaiian Tropic Bikini
Contest. Domtnos will sell pizza. BYOB
no glass, please. Buses will run between
the Pi Kapp House and four on-campus
sites from 2 to 6:30. NO PARKING on
Finley Road.
MY EMPLOYERS HAVE- A VERY
HIGH REGARD FOR THE MAN
YOU HONOR 10NI6HT, ANP ARB
CERTAINLY SAPPENED 10 SEE
HIM LEAVE
THE FIELD.
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1988 Tribune Media Services. Inc.
All Rights Reserved
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52 Health resort
55 Ill-fated
airship
58 Wearing
footwear
59 Medicinal
plant
60 Ger. city
61 Anger
62 Repair
63 Certain eager
64 Unobstructed
26 Pretentious
27 "Endymion"
poet
28 "Dallas" name
29 Ship's time
signals
30 Vacation
vessel
31 Longest river
in Fr.
32 Cigar ends
34 Fr. historian
37 Italy's shape
38 Avoid
40 Scorch
41 Sound
measure
43 Went ashore
44 Forest man
47 Fraud
48 Floor cover
49 Privy to
50 Huge mass
51 Heraldic band
53 North or
South
54 Arab city
56 Rink org.
57 Bleat
58 Theatre sign
Man
"Treasure
Island" ship
Explosive
Ship
Amo, amas,
Carte
8 Dog or cat
9 Sp. lady: abbr.
"Lawrence
of "
Dress
Music combo
Chair
cum laude
Regrets
Pesky bug
Dominoes
KISS THE WHAT? Kiss the Ram, of
course! Make your favorite celeb kisses
Ramses and support your community!
Table is in the Pit today. See them kiss
Rames at 12:30 in the Pit, April 5th.
ARE YOU A PATRIOTIC AMERICAN?
If so, it is your duty as an American citizen
to attend the Clef Hanger concert April
8, 8:00 pm at Memorial Hall!
SHOOT YOUR FRIENDS? You can in
Triangle Aventure Games. TAG is the
adult version of "Capture the Flag" played
with paint pellet guns. Get your group
together and experience the adventure of
a lifetime. Call 732-1526.
Anita G.: Happy 21st Birthday!
Little Wee, yon finally made it
no freakia way! Yon little
sheep lovia, little pledge, dan
cin machine, night owl, diet
coke qneen, crammin pro, coo
kie jar fanatic, bagel maniac,
toss it in reverse, sap filled,
tender hearted little Goob!
Thanks for all the hags, smiles
and great times! WE LOVE
YOU BUNCHES! P.S. "111
call yon cool!"
The Far Side
"Oh, my! Aren't these fancy drinks!'
BUT AS A TOKEN OF OUR ESTEEM,
WD UK5 TO PRESENT TO HIM
THIS ENGRAVED SILVER CIGAR
BOX! ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT,
BIG GUY!
HASTA Li
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SENIORS! Busch Gardens Saturday April
16 -$13.95, Myrtle Beach May 3,4,5
$39.95. Information is in Senior Class
Office. Deposits due Wednesday April 6.
L'lL HAWG, I "hear" yon aren't'
actnally little. Watch those Bails
next time, and try to remember
that girl's name!! Love Ya'!! Dena
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LISA, who distributed baseball game flyers
in Connor, Thursday 324. From guy1
enjoying Journey. Maybe we can have a
journey of our own. Please Respond. .
HUMAN RIGHTS WEEK '88.
Do you have: program ideas? organ
izational skills? fundraising talents?
Applications are available at Campus
Y for HRW Steering Committee
positions. Deadline April 7.
Advertise in The Tar Heel Classifieds.
Need a ride? Need a ticket to a
concert? Need a place to live? You
can find it in the Tar Heel classifieds.
Forms are available 24 honrs a
dayl Room 104, Carolina Union.
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