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Joe Bob
riddled cars. Two motor vehicle
chases, including one with a toy car
that's the best San Francisco car
chase since "Bullitt." Harry single
handedly destroys three cars and four
Mafia goons. Harry single-handedly
busts a TV mini-cam. Harry single
handedly destroys a Chinese restau
rant full of robbers. Average San
Francisco citizen pours gasoline on
himself and lights a match to be on
TV. Gratuitous Empty-V video.
Kung Fu. Heroin Fu. Fortune cookie
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from page 2
Pittman said.
"Jordan let it (the short session)
go for as long as a normal session,"
Ballus said.
. Bingham said Democrats will focus
on Jordan's programs in the short
session.
"Bob Jordan was able to win a $6.5
million package for senior citizens
and a $4.2 million package for school
day care, as well as funds for small
businesses and a clean water act. He
also set up a system to reform
campaign finances," Bingham said.
Bingham added that Martin
opposed school reforms and environ
mental clean-up attempts and has
only gotten actively involved in the
issues since the start of the campaign.
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Fu. Harpoon fu. Forty-four Magnum
Fu. Drive-in Academy Award nom
inations for Evan Kim, as Harry's
partner, for killer kung fu and for
saying "Harry, did you know that
celebrities always die in threes?";
Liam Neeson, as the drive-in movie
director, trying to do his job making
"Hotel Satan" even though people are
croaking left and right, for saying
"Nothing is gonna stop me from
making this film!"; David Hunt, as
the psycho killer who thinks he's a
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Four stars. Joe Bob says check it
out.
Joe Bob's
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