2OmnibusThursday, November 10, 1988 Mtda; Igosor Kleb-Of f ialo all scarfs50 OFF! all purses 25 OFF! plus 50 OFF selected holiday jewelery & hair accessories Nails by 968-3377 at University Mall Mon-Sat 10-9 pm l' Wife University Square Chapel Hill 967-8935 q T" fi fj r"i t8 fi ci fi fi n f n fi f3 ra fi pi fj TOOT WOTM n g with purchase of golf cars D with this ad thvouah Nov. 30 j 10G IBM 111 Q D 1 8-hole Public Course o D 0 0 Q Complete Line of Golf Equipment d jj Driving Range Lessons Available u u 1 VTK d IT V y ' outfjtotcl Golf Course Directions: Q From NC 54 ByPass take Q Jones Ferry Rd. to Old Greensboro Rd. Follow li Old Greensboro Rd. 12.5 fj miles to NC 87. Turn right on NC 87 (north) for- U 9 miles to blinking light. Q Turn right for 1.2 miles on Boywood Rd. to sign U Q Call For Tee Times 942-0783 j l vinyl fossils? They're coming to take your albums away, it's the evil CD monsters, invading your music store. The labels are for it and so are some audiophiles, but are we really ready to give up our LPS? 7Margarltavllle Joe Bob takes a dip in the famed three-quart, S permanent-brain-damage margarita down in Texas while pondering the pros and cons of responsible beverage service. On a lighter note, he checks out Michael Myers' newest guise in "Halloween 4." ?SIammIn'i idiot . . . Jerk . . . Moron . . . You're so clueless Could you -be dumber? This writing on the wall uncovers the art of rebelling against the adage of "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything at ail." Say it anyway, but do it with style. Rattle and Hum As the latest subject for a film "rockumentary," TU2 shows its true colors. The movie follows the band from bus to hotel to show, giving a few glimpses of the men behind the band and a whole lot of good music (jVJho Meets What? it's Nikki Meets the Hibachi and dont even Task. They're a New Folk duo with bizarre appeal and they're coming to the Cabaret tonight If their progressive acoustic music is as good as their name, it oughta be quite a show. Cnew spuds with a train it's the New Potato caboose. This seven member band from D.C brings its unique blend of original rock 'n' roll and cover tunes to the ArtsCenter Saturday night. Coon't touch that dial! Finally, the elections are over and the -tube will settle down to business as usual. Judd Hirsch's newest foray onto the little screen, "Dear John," could be a big hit, but can the writers sustain the one-joke premise for more than one season? ORandom thoughts Elizabeth Ellen is thinking perhaps a little more 0 randomly than usual this week. Read it with a cup of coffee. Look at It fly Clint Eastwood's 13th directorial effort, "Bird," explores the life and times of Charlie "Bird" Parker, the renowned jazz artist who created the form of bebop, improvised jazz. This sympathetic film is a magical, musical tribute. ,5 Look, Mom, no sleaze No microphone enemas this time the pop Popes are about as clean as you can get. They're worth a listen anyway, and they're right in your own backyard. 4Hsit In the dark and stay awhile The Varsity theater says ' vyou can see "U2 live" there while the Carolina theater boasts that it has live "Gorillas." Maybe they're both kidding. Senior Week Is almost over But there's still lots of neat stuff 1 to do, yloiow. Check them out in your friendly Week's Fare. We regret to inform you that General College Update will not be brought to you this week because the saga is taking a break to show you what goes on behind the scenes. Tune in next week Cathy McHugh. editor; Jenny Livingston, assistant editor; Laura Ross, design editor; Lisa Relchle. assistant design editor; Julia Coon, copy editor; Susie Kim, Illustrator. Movies: Richard Smith and James Dean Music, bands: Allison Pike Album reviews: Randal Bullock and Doug Edmunds Television: Winston P. Lloyd Features: Lesley Bartlett, Celeste Neal and Anne-Renee Rice Columnist: Elizabeth Ellen Week's Fare: Kelly Rhodes PJ1JJJ giTXill-CII: j: v -v.; ;,v v i r . r r . ,f .