The Dally Tar HeelFriday, November 11, 19887 BE A.NANNY in beautiful suburb of Phfla, PA. for a year. Take care of baby girl. OwnlroombathroonVcolor tw. Call (215)-649-2518. child care PArTT TIME JOB. Looking for responsi ble, 'friendly person to care for cheerful 2-yer-old 3 morningsafternoons a week. Near campus. Call Cathy, 929-8562. WANTED: Day care for 3 month old. 30 hrswk. Our home (5 mins. from UNC) or yours. Non-smoker, experience pre ferred. References required. 968-8519. CAREGIVER for small group of infants and toddlers. Sunday mornings. 10:45 am 12:15 pm. Good pay, $40-50mo. Expe rience helpful. Call Lori, 933-6735 or 942 2050 (message). for sale FOR SALE: NEW sofas, bveseats and chairs at used prices. Sleepers available. Lowest prices guaranteed. 933-3859. WATERBED: Queen size, mirror head board, pedestal drawers, $200. 542-1510. FOR SALE) IBM PCjr. 2 disk drives, color monitor, 640 K, basic, DOS, and all software, $600. Call Michele at 933-0548. FOR SALE KASTLE 135mm SKIIS with bindings. Size 10 boots, best offer. For sale Whistler Radar Detector X and K band, digital, $40. Call Mike, 933-7734. SEARS KENMORE 3.4 cu. ft. dorm-size refrigerator, large size, $90; small tables, $10 ape. Call 933-3440, leave message for Brian. COUCHES, Beds, Tables, Rugs, etc. at bargain prices. Must sell, moving. 929 2503. wheels for sale 1988 JAWA MOPED. 2 sp., white, excel lent condition, runs great, call Mike at 933 5131. FOR SALE: 25' CENTURION ACCORDO, has quick release wheels, sealed hubs, shimano brakes and de-railer, just tuned. $225 Can Jon at 942-2371. "igiiiw- luXfljuu presented by C4vOLIlr The Third Annual : ex Soccer Shootout Nov. 18 & 19 E'haus Field sign-tips in the Pit through Nov. 15 $15 Team Entrance Fee proceeds goto Iineberger Cancer Research caU968-8287 What's It All About??? Discover this important method of reducing stress Find out the basic techniques Learn how to be a giver and receiver Monday night, Nov. 14, 1988 7:30 PM CINC Wellness Resource Center Class limit 15 Register Today! Call Donna Mills 966-6586 THE Daily Crossword by Frank ACROSS 1 Cowboy item 6 Graceful bird 10 Fisherman's tool 14 "We all do fade as " (Bible) 15 Curtail 16 Wheel support 17 Quondam Broadway extravaganza 20 Vegetables 21 So-so grade 22 Plus item 23 Pub potion 24 Public notices 26 Once famous vaudeville team 35 Geometric line 38 Consume 37 Howard role 38 Fr. river 39 Distant 40 Fissile rock 41 Old laborer 42 Evergreen 43 Proclaimed 44 Ffirmer funny siblings J 7 Strong beer 8 Bustle 49 Type of goose 53 Expert pilot 54 Indian 58 Onetime funny family team 62 " we got fun?" 63 Loathsome 64 Send back 65 Promising 66 Mimicked 67 Got up DOWN 1 Indolent 2 Inter 3 Look 4 Hangs loosely 5 Switch word 6 Bad temper 7 Proceed with difficulty 8 Sandy sound 9 Recent: pref. 10 Lasses 11 WWII group 12 Skedaddle 13 Song or slug 18 Brilliance 19 Beat violently 23 Boleyn 24 Partly open 25 I topper 26 Aryan 27 Dog tether 28 Stone of 29 Lambed old style 1977 FORD LDT D SEDAN. Automarc, AC, PS, PB, clean. Silver with red interior. $700 or make offer. Call Bill, 933 5210 or 962-1044. 1983 DODGE COLT (Import), 4 speed, hatchback, great gas mileage, great condition, perfect for commuting, $1000.00 or best offer. 968-0363. YOU NEED THIS CAR: 2-dr, Carolina blue 78 BMW 3201. Sunroof, 4 speed, am fm cassette with Bose speakers. Excellent condition. Come test drive. Call 933-8516. music CLASSIC 70's STEREO SOUND Pioneer matched components TX-7500 tuner and SA-7500 integrated amp. Excellent con dition. Both for $175. 942-8456. FOR SALE: CLASSICAL GUITAR, good condition, $50. Call Bill at 967-0623 (can leave message). VIOLINS, VIOLAS, CELLOS ad by Karl MaeBcr. Bcaati fal, stardy intiuMiti with hie. Genua mmmmI. Exduivc imports. Perfect for stadeata of all ages. Fall size raaae available. Bows, cases, aad accessories. Please call 929 8777 aad leave atessaee for brocharc, price list, aador aaaoiataaeat to try iastraaaeata. tickets FLYING EASTERN Airlines to SAN FRANCISCO or NY before Dec. 15? Monetary benefit for you if we fly together. Call 933-1003 anytime-best before 9 am, after 10 pm. ROUND-TRIP FROM RALEIGH TO D.C. over Thanksgiving Holidays Nov. 23-27 (evening) $150. Victoria, 942 2740. FIVE TICKETS, UNC vs. RUSSIA for the price of 3 ($27). One seat is alone. Lower level! Act fast 942-0448. PIEDMONT AIRLINES ROUND-TRIP TICKET from RALEIGH TO LaGUAR DIAover the Thanksgiving holidays Nov. 22 to 28 $150. Susan, 942-6324. ONE WAY FLIGHT FROM NEWARK TO RDU Nov. 27 evening. Call 834-3539. Leave message. OZZY OSBOURNE TICKETS FOR SALE. Greensboro, best seats in the house. BEST OFFER taken. Abo need Great Basketball tickets for all games. 490 6805 Anytime. Leave message. mm meek November 7-11 FRIDAY, Nov. 11: 8:00 PM CONCERT block seating & special deal on Clef album for first 100 Seniors who buy their tickets at the Senior Class Office Because of the Dedication Cere mony of the Student Health Service on Fri., Nov. 11. the building will be open for urgent care only after 1:00 pm. The clinics will resume regular hours on Mon., Nov. 14 IF YOU HAVE AN URGENT PROBLEM, PLEASE REPORT TO THE RECEPTION DESK. FERTILITY AWARENESS NATURAL FAMILY PLANNING A unique educa tional approach to helping couples achieve or prevent a pregnancy by learn ing how to detect and Interpret signs of fertility. A two-part class series, sponsored by the Student Health Service, will be offered Dec. 5 & 12. To register, call 966-6586 f 1988 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved 30 Honey 31 Pitcher's dream game 32 Room 33 Ocean vessel 34 Requirements 39 Thin layer 40 Ordinary 42 Viral ailment 43 TV 45 All: pref. 46 Revered 49 Asterisk 50 Buckeye State 51 Camera eye 52 Pretentious 53 Proficient 54 Masticate 55 San , It. 56 Actor Estrada 57 It. city 59 Govt. org. 60 Kind of code 61 Singing syllable UNC-RUSSIA BASKETBALL TICKETS NEEDED! 24 LOWER LEVEL SEATS PREFERRED! PLEASE CALL IF YOU HAVE EXTRA! ALSO NEED TICKETS FOR HOME AND AWAY GAMES. RICK 968-3866 Anytime!! real estate MILL CREEK: Only 1 unit left at old price in Phase 1. Walk to campus. All appliances, attractive FHA financing. Call Mike Beam, Chapel Hill Realty. 942-4149 or 929-2299. OLD WELL CONDOMINIUM for only $26,900. Two bedrooms, walk-in closet, custom draperies, wall-to-wall carpet, fully equipped kitchen, on the bus route and more. Call Gary Wineburger at 929-0393. GOVERNMENT HOMES FROM $1. "U Repair." Also tax delinquent property. Call 805-644-9533 Ext. 1099 for info. FABULOUS VIEW! New house for sale by ownerbuilder in restricted subdivision, 1400 sq. ft. on 1 acres with adjacent lot for sale. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Luxury trim, fireplace, high efficiency solar design, huge deck. $95,000. BARRETT CON STRUCTION CO, INC., 376 3719 or 929-2934. for rent MOVE IN TODAY! TRY KENSINGTON TRACE MID SEMESTER AT DORM PRICES. CALL TODAY FOR SPECIAL RATES, 967-0044. NEW TOWNHOUSE for rent. Walk to university and town. Call Joe, 609-737-. 5582, days. BEAT JANUARY RUSH! 1 bedroom apt. for rent. $290month, plus electricity. 6 min. bike ride from campus. Quiet area. C busline. Loads of storage! Call John 968 1880. ESCAPE FROM DORM HELL! Rent our spacious Old Well apt. Move in now or next semester. Need a roommate? We can help. $315mo. Low utilities. On busline. Ca 968-3648. 2 BEDROOM, 1 bath Carolina Apt. Sub lease beginning Dec. 19. $410 per month, $300 deposit. Club house privileges. For more information, call 942-1679. roommates NEEDED: FEMALE seeks one or two roommates second semester Chancel lor Square Apts., 967-4035 or 942-3714. MM irrrr ifrr mmm Ii urn s7T&. 4 f Mi "4-,-. Adj H' jf"L. 1789 1989 seniors '89 Be a Senior Class Ambassador! Represent UNC to employers in your hometown. -Looks GREAT on your resume -Excellent opportunity for you to get a job! Applications available at the Union Desk and in the Senior Class office (Suite B) DUE in the office on Nov. 1 1 ! More information in the Senior Office mew GSDc? ii i i- in riiiaaaaaafaJaaBBWilKi .muiJ 1 I A 1 1 M IS T 1 A 1 1 10 IT f 1 T I A IT A R I A 1 1 n.a.p.1 Aiiii Jackson AJ1J4.A. lXAJ!L JL H i. JL S 1 b)T e t Jw i Tib" vy fiiTjDt IIMIN A. T E ' A.S.H.1.A.R I 0 1 N " R 'uoE c.1 0-XtJIilli. Is p j n R. A. N. M J. i. 1. S "TAD. lllD A D A Z aTbO N I sjofT a r 7T s T 1 w Hp RET L EARN " JM A. G. G I E M A E "" A G ar P Alli"ilil 1111 ANiii i 0.1 K. I R ii IWlYlAlTlTL jElRlSlEt ISIHEIDI i 5 3 p 5 1 Je 7 a 15 i 110 I11 I12 1 13 14 15 16 17 18 I?"" 20 Ti 22 23 "" 24 25 26 27 28" 2sT" 30" 31 32 33 34 35 "" 38 """"" 37 38 39 " JcT" 41 " iT" """IT" 44 45 " 46" ' 47 """"" 48 49 50 51 52 53" 54 55 S6 57 "' 62 63 " "" 84 65 66 87 " R. Jackson YOUR OWN ROOM with a deck and huge closet. 3 BR condo, 2 bath, W D, black lab, clubhouse and 2 housemates. CHDurham City line. Near Bluecross Bldg. Call 1490-0909 and leave message. Occupy next semester. ROOM(S) FOR RENT in spacious condo 3 miles from campus, $233 plus 13 utilities. Call Mike at 489-3705 and leave a message. ROOMMATE WANTED to share nice fully furnished apt. at Kensington Trace. Pool, tennis courts, free bus pass. Call Robert at 929-7797 weekdays, Mon.-Fri., 9 6. NEED NEAT, FRIENDLY ROOMMATE for next semester. Your own room and short walk to campus. $145 a month, 1 3 utilities. Call Connie, 942-6558. . ROOMMATE NEEDED! for next semes ter. Estes Park apartment. $110 plus 1 3 utilities. Call 942-7726. ROOMMATES WANTED. Your own large room in furnished apt. $156 plus utilities. Cable TV. Move in Dec or next semester. Call Andy at 9684538. TIRED OF LONG TREKS TO LENOIR, no air conditioning, community bathrooms? Just need a nice place to live? Live at Granville. Call Jeff, 933-5949. Leave message. FEMALE NEEDS roommate. Townhouse apt. Second semester. Within walking distance. Friendly roommates. Only $110 mo. rent. Call Shannon, 968-7689. GRANVILLE TOWERS LEASE for sale. Available for spring semester. Granville offers many conveniences. If interested, call Janet at 933-5625 r more information. ROOMMATE WANTED to share large furnished apartment in house on South Columbia. Own room and parking. Cable tv, stereo, bar. Full kitchen. Great environment. $187.50mo plus utilities. 968-1520 anytime. NEED A QUIET PLACE TO LIVE? Craige contract for sale (spring semester). Only $575. Please call Elizabeth at 933 6348. GO FOR IT! APARTMENT-MATE NEEDED for next semester. Own room. $176 month and utilities. Quite place. Neat roommate. Call Tricia, 933-2391. Keep trying. CARMICHAEL DORM CONTRACT FOR SALE for spring semester. If interested call Charli at 933-1143 or leave a message on the machine. WINSTON DORM SPRING HOUSING CONTRACT FOR SALE. Best location on campus plus Connor Beach and Springfest in your front yard! 933-6125 keep trying. COBB DORM CONTRACT FOR SALE. Live in the best female dorm on campus! North campus double room with air conditioning. Now or Spring. Call 933 7336. FEMALE GRAD STUDENT SEEKS ROOMMATE for spacious 2-bedroom Glen Lennox Apt. Own bedroom, walk to campus, G-busline. Available now or spring semester. KAREN 933-0318. FEMALES NEED 2 ROOMMATES to share 2 bedroom furnished townhouse in the Villages. For spring semester. Rent $120 per month plus utilities. 933-7040. rides THREE OF US need ride to CHARLES TON or surrounding area for Thanksgiv ing, there and back. Will help pay for gas. CaU Karen or Michelle, 933-3331. mwmwmmi mm MR u presented by OTOLITH vmmm wirat- t SiJTat. l-il IM-fl J M J 1 1 .111 L"V AMY MISSES HER MAMA. Can some one get this poor girl home ALLEN TOWN, PA. for Thanksgiving? Will help pay. If going North, please call 933 8535. KENTUCKY RIDE NEEDED for Thanks giving Break. Will share driving and gas expenses. Please call 929-89 or 933 8617. HEADING NORTH ON 1-95 TO PHLLY FOR THANKSGIVING? Then give me a ride. Will help with driving and gas. Please call Elizabeth, 933-1635. travel SEXY PEOPLE NEEDED for our SPRING BREAK TRIPS. FLORIDA, MEXICO, JAMAICA and many other destinations. LIMITED space available. Also ask about our winter ski breaks. 490 ,6805 anytime. lost & found LOST: Grandmother's gold pinkie ring. Flower design around tiny diamond. EXTREME sentimental value. Reward offered. Please call 929-9955 and leave a message. Thank you! FOUND: SHARP CALCULATOR that was borrowed from young lady in U.L computer lab on Wed. night, 112. You left without it Call 933-3529,- ask for Aaron. LOST: SMALL WHITE (light tint of brown around ears and tail area) FEMALE, POODLE mix, long tail, fluffy hair, no collar. $100 REWARD. CALL 929-5070. HAVE YOU SEEN KATIE? Small female Calico Cat. White paws and stomach. No collar or tags. Franklin Street area. . . REWARD! Please call 967-0503. LOST: Minolta 35 mm camera. Highway 54 Parking Lot across from Institute of Government day of Maryland game. Reward offered. CaO collect 919-766-7262 after 6:00 pm. LOST: POLO JEAN JACKET with suede at shoulders. Probably left in 103 Bingham or 500 Hamilton. Very important to me! Generous reward! Cathy 933-1927. Please return it! LOST: SONY WALKMAN on Monday Nov. 7 in Gerrard Hall between 9:50 and 10. If found, please call 933 1361. REWARD OFFERED. LOST: ONE SILVER HOOP EARRING great sentimental value. Please call Kim 967-1706 if found. Thanks. FOUND: Gold key on wire key ring on steps of Carmichael Auditorium Tuesday night. Key says "U.S. LOCK" on one side. CaO Andy 933-8631. LOST: Patterned Gold Ring, Nov. 8 in 303 Dey Hal Please call Anne at 968-8624. Not valuable, but much sentimental value. FOUND: Denim jacket in Peabody Hall 118. CaD to identify. 929-9817. Have you lost something??? Look for it at APO Lost and Found in the basement of the Union or call 962 1044. services ABORTION To 20 weeks. Private and confidential GYN facility with Saturday and weekday appointments available. Pain medication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-0824. TYPINGWORK PROCESSING Freshman to post-doctoral and faculty. No job too large or too small 100 letter quality. Professional, fast, dependable, accurate. Wont Wraaskr, 933-9752. FOR FAST, LOW CHARGE HIGH QUALITY AUDIO CASSETTE and VHS Duplicating Service, please call 933-5707 evenings. Satisfaction guaranteed. STUDENTS, make your travel abroad a success! Discover how to travelwork in foreign countries on a student budget. Our 1988-89 manual provides complete infor mation to plan, finance, and implement your ideal trip; plus valuable tips from our field staff of student researchers. Send $7.50 check payable to: Student Travel Consultants, P.O. Box 3624, Washington, D.C. 20007. The Toilet I MY ri Doonesbury NAKED AMBITION b RARELY A PRETTY SIGHT. BUT IN THIS ELECTION'S VICTOR., IT BECAME A GROTESQUE SPECTACLE. 0 - "V Bloom County y ' I-1 I f MJS ra i fen jj Si I ' I I I ! TYPING. FAST. ACCURATE. BEAUTIFUL 942-2829. announcements SWEET POTATO PES to match your appetite. Small, Medium, Large. Tradi tional Sweet Potato, Sweet Potato Pecan, Sweet Potato Raisin, Sweet Potato Coco nut. Carrboro Farmers' Market Saturday mornings. CaD and reserve yours. 942 6837. THEY'RE HEBE! 1989 Giris of tk TriuaJc SwiaMah Calcadar. To order Mad ekeck for $11 (iacfadca postage) to: ID Prodactioaa, P.O. Box 4528 CoBesc Statioa, Dw kaoi, NC 27708. EMBRACE THE ADVENTURE ... LEARN TO SKYDIVE solo on your own or as a co-pilot with the instructor. Call for special rates. FRANKLIN COUNTY SPORT PARACHUTE CENTER, INC. 919496-2224 Miss the GPSF residency meeting? RESIDENCY STATUS AND TUITION, the practical guide on applying for in-state tuition, is now available at the Bull's Head Bookshop, Student Stores. LARGE INVENTORY SADDLES AND ACCESORSES. Top Easfiofc aad Woatcra liaes. Coaiplctc repair. Caotoai ckapa. Eaafiah boot tratckiag aad altera rJoaa. RocUas "B" Saddle Shop ia HZls fcoroasa, 1-732-7453. UNC CLEF HANGERS 12th Annual Fan Concert. Nov. 11, 8 pm, Memorial Hall. Tickets $3 at Union Box Office. SENIOR BUDDIES! Get ready to bowl Tkara. 17th froai 7-9 Uaioa Uadersroaad. Pick ap yoar pledge sheets at tke Sr. class office. Qaestioas, call 962-1989. HUMAN RIGHTS WEEK speaker CHARLES HALL will address "AMERICAN CULTURE AND THE DESTRUCTION OF TKE TROP ICS" on Sunday Nov. 13 at 8 pm m Gerrard Hall. Sponsored by SEAC Campus Y. COME!!! SIGN your team up for the 3rd ANNUAL THETA CHI SOCCER SHOOTOUT! Nov. 18 and 19 on E'haus field. $15 Team entrance fee. Proceeds go to Iineberger Cancer Research. Sign-ups in the pit through Nov. 15. THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SMART, HUH? The UNC Undergraduate Tutoring Program needs tutors for spring. Apply in Suite C, Student Union by Nov. 18 or Can 967-3960. WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HEALTH AND FITNESS? Come by the Wellness Resource Center Open House, Thursday, Nov. 17, 1988, 3 pm 6 pm. Information and refreshments provided. ATTENTION PLAYER'S IS NOW OFFERING ALL SENIORS AND GRAD STUDENTS MEMBERSHIPS FOR ONLY $3. CALL 929-0101 FOR DETAILS ON MEMBERSHIPS AND NIGHTLY SPECIALS! COME TO THE MINORITY FORUM featarias Ccdric Browa aad Joel Sesal aaaoa its paaefists. Briag yoar experieaces aad aaes tkBS, Taesday, Nov. 15 at 8 pat ia room 212 of the Uaioa. PSI CHI presents Psychology Graduate Career Fair, Tuesday, Nov. 15 at 6:30 in the Great HalL UNC graduate students w31 discuss graduate school options and local professionals will discuss their careers. COME TO THE ABS StudentFacuhy luncheon on Wed., Nov. 16. Meet accounting profs and have an enjoyable lunch in Lenoir Hatt. 12-1 pm. Sign-up on ABS door. HILLEL, Saturday morning, 9:30 am. Shabbat Services with Rabbi Fischer. Hfflel House, 210 W. Cameron Ave., 942- 4057. ; ; BIG BUDDIES! Have fun this weekend! Field Day for you and ur LB' Buddy, E-Haus field, Sunday, Nov. 13. Registra tion 1:30 pm, Games at 2 pm. Refresh ments and prizes provided. For more information call 962-1044. TRI-SIGMA SORORITY ANNOUNCES FaD 1988 Rush at the Student Union, Rm 206, Nov. 15 from 5:30-6:30, and at the Tri-Sigma House, Nov. 16 from 8:00-9:30. CaU 967-2646 for more information. Zone HAVE LOST GLAE5,5A0O, OR. JlNDNnUS HERE UJAS A MAN U1H0M EVEN HIS ENEMIES AGREED WAS ONCE THE MODEL OF PECENCY, ENGAG ING IN SYSTEMATIC SLANDER IN PURSUIT OF THE PRESIDENCY. aaaaa pv w fj . ivlm mm I I J THE LAB THEATRE presents George Bernard Shaw's CANDIDA, Sunday and Monday at 4 and 8, Tuesday at 5 in 06 GRAHAM MEMORIAL Admission is Free. CLEF HANGERS FALL CONCERT! Don't miss your last chance to catch the CLEFS at their best this semester. Tickets are $3 in the Pit, Union Box Office, or at the door. Take a date! JERRY SEINFELD - So, did you catch Jerry's act on Letterman last night? Catch him live at Duke's Page Auditorium, Sat., Dec. 3. Call Page Box Office at 684-4444 for tickets. FEELING STRESSED? Relaxa tion Strategies for Stress Reduction Group is being offered Nov. 16, 30, and Dec. 7 from 3:00-4:30 pm. Progressive relaxation, imagery and self-hypnosis win be used.. CaU 966 3658 for more information. MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY may be for you if you are looking for major that combines professional training with your university degree. Come to an INFORMATIONAL MEETING Wed. Nov. 16, 5-6 pm in room 205 206 Student Union. Refreshments win be served. HILLEL, 6:30 pm tonight, UNC Duke Shabbat Services and Dinner. Dinner $4. HiUel House, 210 W. Cameron Ave. personals TO THE BLONDE BOMB SHELL IN THE PIT FRIDAY For a night beyond your wildest dreams meet me at the Clef Hangers concert this Friday. Jake. TO YOU KNOW WHO Please love me hold me squeeze me and take me to . the Clef Hangers concert this Friday Your Love Muffin. M I love you and I miss you. I can't wait for the Prince and the Princess to reunite. Who loves you Wu Tu? A.L. TO MY FAVORITE JOLLY GREEN GIANT, You are the best! Thanks for all the sweet things you've done for me! I don't know what I would do without you to cheer me up! Let's go out soon! IH even pay! Stay sweet! I love ya! Vern. TO THE FINE GUY OUTSIDE LENOIR 117 My heart stopped when I saw you. Meet me Friday night for the bash at Granville featuring the band. See You. IH be waiting The sexy blond in the red miniskirt BEN FROM SECTION 108 at Robert Plant Concert. Enjoyed our convo. Hope to continue it sometime. Respond to DTH. Blonde who switched seats. TO WHOMEVER OREO-ED MY CAR last Friday night at James please confess. If anyone has any information a reward win be offered! 9334416. TO BEAUTIFUL BLONDE in black sweat pants buying Clef Hanger tickets on Tuesday 118. Tall guy with dark hair waiting for change wanted to speak but didn't Give me the opportunity. Respond DTH. MARY A. - Yes, she's finally 18 (although she couldn't vote!). Hope you have a great B-day with many more to come. Who knows? You might get a big, sloppy kiss from you-know-who! You had our parties now this party's for you! Greg F. JEN, It's been a whole year. The best year of my life. I'm looking forward to the Navy Ball tonight I love you. Love, Rob. TO THE MAN with the PRETTY sweater: Thanks for being so wonderful. You are truly special. Your tittle red caboose. SURPRISE SQUIRT! Isn't this better than a belated B-day card? Even though you're older than me you're stffl no bigger than a com nubbin. Thanks for the backrubs and the "safe-escorts." Let's keep up our ICY HOT friendship. Happy 20th Vanessa. N.D.P. The Far Side 'Okay, buddy. Then how 'bout the right arm?" WILL THERE BE SOME TER RIBLE PRICE TO PAY FOR HIS TRANSFORMATION? AS GEORGE HERBERT WALKER UN-DUKAKIS RETURNS TO HIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL DU TIES TODAY, ONLY HE KNOWS FOR SURE! I a 'A 4A TO THE STRIKING BRUNETTE ON 1st floor Davis 117: your beautiful eyes and warm smile turned my day around. Hope to see you again. The newspaper reader TO MY FAVORITE BLEEDING HEART, animal loving, Liberal Republican: Thanks for listening and for caring! HEY SWEETHEART -I wiD never forget for coming up this weekend. Yours Always - Puppy dog eyes. FREDDY, Provide more information. . Love, Jetty. BEAR KNAPPER, Please return Freddy NOW! I won't ask questions. If he's not returned soon, you and your co- conspirators will pay dearly. Thank you Dee. JOHN Hope to see you this Friday. Stay sexy! A-Z. JULIE-MAN Z. Happy 21st Birthday. Your're-a great girl! We love you! Hope yvu mve aioiiLgsiit uay. uuve, uk uuwii , House. T.C. TALL GUY Thanks for wonderful happy mornings it's the greatest happy timAcI U t - ,,-tl . .,- ,1,..,,, I -m. ; jay w., I missed you more than 1 realized last weekend. IH be here for your birthday, if that's okay? Happiest of Birthday TO VERN I miss you!! Who cares who's A If at all interested, respond DTH or elsewhere. Love always Jolly Green Giant. CAH, Happy 21st Birthday! You wouldn't wanna aotoa bar would unu? Thinkina of you and hoping you have a wonderful day. I LOVE YOU. Mis. CLOUSEAU - A note to say Hi, I love ya! Let's always go for the gold and Lucky Chips! Thanks for keeping it loose. So why don't you call? Love, the Uncool One. KR1STTE R.: Happy 21st Birthday from Colorado Springs, Colorado. LOVE, STEVE. CHRIS C. - Thanks for so many wonderful memories of whipped cream, handcuffs and "pony" rides (not to mention the ooey gooey ice cream "sundaes"). All in all, I'd say it was a great first date! Love, SS. JENNY AND SCOTT Congratulations and best wishes. May your lives be filled with joy unending. Pizza-Pizza. Always our best, Us Chemistry Types. BECKEY Thanks for the past ten months. Sorry Fm not in Chapel HiU more often, but you're always with me in my heart. Love, Bill. SS: My head still Spins from last weekend. Did you get enough cream on you(r) Sunda(e)? All my lust, Chilly Q Master C. SADIE MAD You old hag! Happy B-Day! Hell week is over so party your brains out (in moderation, of course!) Can't believe this is our last year together (sniff). Have a wonderful day! Love ya, Q. TO THE PERSON in the union Under ground who has a big black coat exactly like mine, and who NOW has my WALLET, KEYS, and MONEY. PLEASE can me at 933-8637. S.G. DREW, I'm glad you visited this weekend! Can you believe tomorrow will be FOUR YEARS?!! Thanks for everything, espe- cially the love! I love you!! HONEY. ill i nr in inuri n ir ra i jii jr. i iii nn FLOOR KENAN One month since . lightening struck. Here's to comfortable " silence, sobriety, sexual healing, huuuge feet, being bad for each other and more months. I'm still head over heels. Here's looking at you kid. RM IE. CLIFTON H. I know it is a little early but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Let's gave a great weekend!! Love you, Kariah B. Advertise ia The Tar Heel Classifieds. Need a ride? Need a ticket to a concert? Need a place to live? You can find it in the Tar Heel classifieds. The forms are accessible 24 hoars a dayl Room 104, Carol ina Union. i960 Chronic Features f ; Distributed by Universal Prms Syndicate 6E0R6IE! iOUHAVENT HOUJ'D BEEN RE- YOU TURNING 6ETIN MYCAUS, HERE? BABE! II V YV Mum trrrtf Ml II '' VIKU6. J J : v

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