PART-TIME BULLETIN BOARD DIS
TRIBUTOR of advertising on campus and
hospital. Pay $5hr. 3 4 hrs.wk. Call 942-0019.
summer jobs
MONEY andor ROOM available for
SUMMER care of 1 1-yr-old boy. Free pool,
tennis, etc . . . Hours negotiable. Serious
applicants only and no nerds please. H
929 2658, W286-0745.
MANAGEMENT POSITIONS
AVAILABLE!! THE T.A.S.P. COR
PORATION IS NOW HIRING THIS
SUMMER'S BRANCH MANAG
ERS. AVERAGE EARNINGS LAST
SUMMER $8500!! FOR MORE
INFORMATION CALL 1 800548
6867 OR COME SEE US TODAY
AT THE STUDENT UNION 9 3 30.
child care
OCCASIONAL MORNING CHILD
CARE FOR DARLING 1 YEAR OLD in
our home. Own transportation required.
Tues. or Thurs. 8:15 am-12:30 pm. Great
pay. 929 5838.
RESPONSIBLE, MATURE PERSON
NEEDED to care for four children at in
home daycare, Mondays 3:30-5:30 pm.
Own transportation necessary. Call Laura
9683888.
wanted
NEED TO SELL YOUR LOFT? 1 need
T one for fall "89 to fit front room on South
, Campus. Call Angela at 933-4965.
Atteatioa Stadeate, facalty,
aaiaMJ lab tech's. Coaccracti
boat saistreatBteat of aaiasals
ia UNC's labs aad dunooai?
Dea't tara yoar bead Con
tact SETA at 968-8516.
for sale
RADAR DETECTOR, Passport, $200 or
best offer, 933043, Phillip.
BUS PASS FOR SALE. Good unttf May
15. $45. Call 929 4449.
FOR SALE!: couch, 6ft. brown, $25; large
, dresser, 6 drawers, $35; Carpet, light
brown, $25; make-up mirror $5; electric
typewriter. $75. 968 8947. quasi
negotiable. - THE PERFECT VALENTINE GIFT for
your sweetheart, 3 foot reticulated python
for sale, beautifully patterned, healthy
: juvenile. Call Steve at 967-4935.
BUS PASS good until May 15. $45. 929
" 4552.
: FURNITURE, NEW AND USED. BUY,
SELL AND TRADE. New 3 Piece Living
Room Suite from $299, 5 Piece Dinettes
' from $149. 4 Drawer Chest from $59,
- Book Cases from $32. GALLOWAY
FURNITURE, 967 0444.
ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SPEED
ING TICKETS? Then buy my new Radar
Detector. Passport, $200 or best offer,
' 942 8231. Diane. Leave message.
THEATRE
presents
'"Suddenly
Last
Summer"
by Tennessee Williams
Sun., Feb. 12,4 & 8 pm
Mon., Feb 13,4 & 8 pm
Tues., Feb. 14, 5 pm
Ticket distribution begins 45 minutes
before each performance!
06 Graham Memorial
FREE ADMISSION!
THINK
GERMAN!!
Earn UNC Credits
While Studying
Abroad in Germany?
FALL 1989
Study in Berlin,
Tubingen, or
Cottingen
Year Long Programs
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ACROSS
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large
5 OT prophet
9 Hide away
14 City on the
Oka
15 Costa
16 Seed covering
17 Zola heroine
18 Insect
19 Church
feature
20 "Life has "
(start of
Euripides
quote)
23 Sty sound
24 Female ruff
25 Sleep
phenomenon
26 US publisher
29 Ornithologist's
concern
31 Acclaim
32 Faction
33 Tennis serves
37 Jot
38 Book of maps
39 Spelunker's
quest
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quarter
41 Rampart
42 Fire crime
43 Fissile rock
45 Joyful
46 Fast jet
49 Swiss canton
50 Ancient Syria
51 End of quote
56 Fabricators
57 Or. letter
58 Tide
60 Ir. county
61 Opening
62 Goodbye
63 Woody or
Steve
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2 Abadan's
land
3 Stole
4 Develops
detail
5 Silvery
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archer
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wheels for sale
1970 BMW 2002 Rebuilt 76 engine. Extras
include Alpine stereo, trick wheels and
tires, suspension and engine modifica
tions. Make offer. Jack, 286-1852, 929
1762. 1980 CHEVROLET CHEVETTE. GOOD
CONDITON. Manual transmission, cloth
seats, air. $1199 or best offer. Call Karen
962 7527 (day); 1-544 3601 (evening).
HONDA CB350 4 CYL with two helmets,
$300 or best offer, 933 6043, Phillip.
'85 T BIRD. Only 36k computer dash,
PW.PL.AC, Cruise, Tape, wire wheels,
Michelins, charcoal gray, blemishless,
$6995. 493 3845 or 489-7062.
FOR SALE: 1984 CHEVY CAVALIER.
Grey 4 door, dark gray interior, only
66.000 miles. Asking $2,600. Call Chris
929 6993.
tickets
DESPERATELY NEED UNC and ACC
Tournament basketball tickets. Will
possibly buy tickets for other ACC or
Charlotte Hornets games and good
concert tickets. 490-6805 anytime.
COUPON FOR 2 ROUND-TRIP
TICKETS on Delta Airlines to
ORLANDO, FLA. Good through Sept.
15. $200 each use for Spring Break!
Call Heather at 942-8539.
TWO, ONE WAY TICKETS TO SEAT
TLE, WA. via Chicago. Leave March 1.
$350. Call 933 9414 after 5.
ONE WAY from Syracuse to RDU, March
19. Will negotiate! Call Eleanor at 933 8543
after 8 pm.
2 LOWER LEVEL BON JOVI TICKETS
4 sale. Best offer. Call Tracey at 933-4206.
WILL PAY $100 per ticket for Duke game
on March 5. Seats must be between
baskets please. Call Zeno at 490-5340.
NEED 2 BON JOVI TICKETS. No behind
the stage seats. Call Todd at 967-2027.
BON JOVI TICKETS for sale. Good
Seats, Lower Level. Call 7324936. 9-5.
WANTED 1 to 4 tickets for any Tar Heel
Basketball Game and ACC Tournament.
Please Call 489-9102 (anytime). Have
never seen Heels live!
WANTED! UNC TICKETS. Any home
game needed. Prefer lower level or great
uppers. If you have them I need them!
Call Rick 968-3866. Any hour! Thanx!!
WANT TO MEET JON BON JOVT? Well
I can't help you, but I do have two tickets,
section 126 Row F. Call 968-4857. Price
Negotiable.
TWO ROUNDTRIP RDU MIAMI
TICKETS. Perfect for Spring Break.
Direct, nonstop flight leaves Friday,
March 10 and returns Sunday, March 19.
942-8840 or 967 8060.
music
LEAD GUITARIST WANTED for original
music band. Progressive inflences, dedi
cation, committment, and reliability a
must. No Metal Heads. Call 933-2462 or
933 1005.
KEYBOARDGUITAR PLAYER is look
ing to joinform a band. Call Philip at 933
8243. GUITARIST ON A CONTINUOUS
SEARCH wishing to join or form a band
with influences like the Police, the
Connells, etc. Dan, 933-8217, leave
message.
RUSH COLLECTOR seeks 8 tracks,
obscure tapes, LPs, posters. In search of
original Rush Through Time LP and all
other Rush products. Call Eric at 933
8251. FREE EARLY
PREGISMCYTESTllIO
Must be 14 davs or less
after missed menstrual
period.
Counseling with test
results available
For more information:
542-4991 Heywood-
Moncure OCCHS
942-8741 Carrboro
OOCHS
ANONYMOUS
AIDS
TESTIWG
AOllavailable
freee of charge
at
Student Health
Service.
If you want to
know your
Antibody
Status.
call 966-6586
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26 Chopped
27 Pining nymph
28 Came to earth
29 Southern
beauty
30 Cal. city
32 Certain Red
34 Fling
35 Bacchanalian
cry
36 Convey
38 Cognizant
42 Jal
44 Eng. explorer
45 Typos
46 Hot sauce
47 the beans
48 Oregon for
one
50 Burns' river
52 Goad
53 Fragrant
balsam
54 Approach
55 Computer
meal
59 Chum
STEREO EQUIPMENT for sale JVC CD
player that holds seven disks (retail $560)
sell $330 JVC dual cassette deck with high
speed dubbing (retail $350) sell $200 both
1 yr old, call 933-2547.
GERMAN VIOLINS, VIOLAS,
CELLOS haadcrafted by Karl
Maeller. Delicately carved to pro
duce the greatest tone. Ebony
trimmed; hand-finished, spirit-gum
varnish. Exclusive imports. Gradu
ated sizes. Bows, cases, and acces
sories. Please call 929-8777 and
leave message or write P.O. Box 64,
Chapel Hill. N.C. 27514 for brochure,
price list, andor appointment to try
instruments.
real estate
WOULDNT YOU REALLY RATHER
LIVE AT MILL CREEK? 2 bedroom, 2
bath units with all appliances. Walk to
campus. Attractive 95 financing, from
$78,000. Call Mike Beam, Chapel Hill
Realty, 942 4149 or 929 2299.
for rent
SHADOWOOD APARTMENT - One
bedroom sublease. $375 per month
includes water. Lease expires in May with
option to renew. Call 933 9024. Leave
message if necessary.
rooms available
OLD WEST CONTRACT FOR
SALE. Hase, faraished, loft.
Escape Sooth Caaipas, for this
year aad acxt. Call 933-8625 or
929-8989. Ask for Jeff Sekala.
TWO FEMALES SEEK ROOMMATE
FOR FOXCROFT APT. on Busline. Rent
148.33 plus 13 utilities. Call 929-8447 after
5 pm. .
HELP! FEMALE NON SMOKER needs
someone to share or sublet spacious two
bedroom apt. close to campus. $180mo.
plus Yi util. 968-8947. Keep trying!
FEMALES SEEK 1 or 2 roommates for
apartment beginning Aug. '89. Respond
by Feb. 8 to Mary and Wendy. 933-4046.
OLD EAST CONTRACT FOR SALE.
Once you're in, practically guaranteed
room for next year. Very reasonable price.
968-1419. Ask for Matt S.
$100 Cash to you if you sub-lease this
Kingswood Apartment now! Lease runs
until May 15. $200 deposit , $358 rent.
942 8638. Leave message.
MATURE ROOMMATE 214 bath, 2
bedroom condo, 15 min. from campus off
E. Franklin, $200mo., utilities. Available
now. 942-0019.
FEMALE SEEKS 2 NONSMOKERS to
share Chancellor Square Apartment!
Own bath, washerdryer, free cable, fully
furnished. Only $200month including
utilities! Please call 942-4927.
NO RENT UNTIL MARCH! Female
needs roommate in Carrboro apartment.
Furnished except for your room. Pool,
tennis court and weight room. Call 968
6730. travel
WAKE N" BAKE - IN Beautiful Negril,
Jamaica. Unbelievable Spring Break
Packages starting at $469. Call Sun Splash
Tours at 1-800426-7710.
CHEAPEST PRICES! BEST HOTELS!
Panama City Beach, Florida's newest
hot spot with the number one rated
nightclub; or Daytona Beach. Call today
for info! Kyle 933-3733 or Nancy 933 2677.
Postions Available
Station Manager
Business Manager
Show Producers
Apply
228 Carolina Union
Due Feb. 24
E3oi3iiniQ
"What You
Always Wanted
To Know -But
Didn't Dare Ask"
Counselors available
to confidentially
answer individual
questions.
For more informa
tion, call: 966-7777
Health Education,
Student Health
Service
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SPRING BREAK DAYTONA. Spend 7
nights8 days at Spring Break's HOT
TEST resort, the Clarendon Plaza home
of Penrod'sthe Plantation Club and the
largest pool deck ON THE BEACH! $195
per person, limited space. Call today.
Breakaway Tours 1-800-444-7384.
DAYTONA BEACH! Trust the Proven
Spring Break Leader (We've gone to
Daytona for years). Call Chris 942-3792.
(Don't get ripped off). $129 Hotel, $199
complete.
DAYTONA! DAYTONA! DAYTONA!
Campus Marketing offers you an 8 days,
7 nights stay for $199, including transpor
tation. Best deal around. For more info
call 933-4377.
INTERCAMPUS PROGRAMS TO DAY
TONA! All Daytona trips aren't alike.
We've been in business for years, how
about them? Call Chris 942-3792. Don't
get ripped off!
JAMAICA, 7 Nights $338! BAHAMAS,
$279! Great deals on Spring Break Trips!
But hurry, they're going fast! Call Spring
BreaK Travel, 929 4321. Stop by 106
Henderson St.
THE ULTIMATE SPRING BREAK!
Cruise and 6 days in the Bahamas only
$279! Hurry! Space limited! Call 929-4321
or visit Spring Break Travel, 106 Hender
son St.
rides
NEED ONE WAY RIDE to ATLANTA.
Will pay all gas, drive half distance.
Woody, 929-8169.
carpool
Would anyone from Raleigh like to start
a carpool between Raleigh and Chapel
Hill? Ask for Tracey 790-0907.
lost & found
THE DAILY TAR HEEL is now offering
free lost ads for two coasecative
days. If you wish to run your ad longer
than two days, please pay for the addi
tional days.
FOUND WATCH - Fetzer Field 127.
Ladies' call Beth at 933-2952 and
describe in order to claim.
RING FOUND OUTSIDE MEMORIAL
HALL after Petra concert on Sat. Jan.
28. Call to identify, 933-4969.
LOST: Women's gold watch, rectangular
face, diamonds at top and bottom. It was
a gift and is very special to me. Reward.
Call Sarah 933-6431.
FOUND: Pet bird on campus. If it is yours,
call Mike and identify. 929-9635.
FOUND: Citizen's gold quartz watch in
parking lot near pharmacy building. Call
1-471-1757 to identify.
FOUND: LARGE GOLD HOOP EAR
RING in the parking lot between Smith
and Swain halls. Contact Paula at 933
4123. FOUND: TRIANGLE SHAPED CLOI
SENNE EARRINGS on Feb. 2 in the
locker room at Woolen Gym. Please
identify. Call Hiroko 933 5706.
FOUND: Outside Davie 27, BRACELET.
Call and describe. 933-4533.
LOST Feb. 4: A SET OF KEYS was lost
in the vicinity of Bingham and Greenlaw.
The keys are on a miniature blackjack
keychain with the words "Police Supply"
inscribed on it. Please call 933-4311
ANYTIME!
LOST: SILVER CHARM BRACELET at
Players Tues. night, Feb. 7. $50 reward.
No questions asked. Please call 968-6058.
FOUND: Shannon M. Kelly, I found your
ID at the Dean Dome 2589. I turned it
in to the APO lost and found.
LOST: FEMALE (spayed) CAT; answers
to name "Brandy'1, gray with orange and
white flecks of color; lost 22 near Q-8
Royal Park. Call 929-9425 if found.
Have you lost something??? Look for
it at APO Lost and Found in the
basement of the Union or call 962
1044. services
RESUMES, Typing, Scanned Graphics,
OCR, Laser Printing. Fast turn around.
Low rates. TEXT SERVICES, 942-3682.
Got a question?
Got a gripe? Just
want to meet the
Chancellor?
Lunch with
Chancellor
Hardin!
Feb. 22, 1989
12 noon
Rm 226
Carolina Union
Free & Informal
Sign Up at the
Union Desk
ABORTION To 20 weeks. Private and
confidential GYN facility with Saturday
and weekday appointments available. Pain
medication given. Free pregnancy tests.
942 0824.
NOW AVAILABLE! For your protection,
order Curb's Tear Gas now! Powerful
Pocket-sized "Parlyzes" attacker 25-30
min. Only $7.98unit to : Curb Dist. P.O.
Box 971, Chapel Hill, N.C. 27514.
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING
FAST, professional quality. FREE
editing of spelling, grammar, sentence
structure. FREE pick-up and delivery.
FREE pick-up and delivery. FREE disc
storage. 20 years experience. 542-5922
(local call).
WORD PROCESSING AND RESUME
SERVICE Fast, accurate term papers,
thesis and customized resumes. Low
student rates. Thesaurus, spelling and
grammar checkers on line. Graphics and
lasar printing available. Daily Student
Union pick up and delivery available. Rush
jobs welcome. Call anytime. 870-1921.
LASER PRINTER USERS!! HP and Apple
laser printer toner cartridges can be
recycled! Huge $$ savings. Satisfaction
guaranteed. For details call RANDMONT
at 1-800-332-3658.
passport photos
OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS and
applications while you wait. Ask for
student and faculty 10 discount card.
10 good for photos, supplies and
shipping for entire year. Sterling Business
Services, 1507 East Franklin. Mon.-Fri.,
9-6; Sat. 9-3. 933-1111.
tutoring
UNDERGRADUATE TUTORING PRO
GRAM Free tutoring still available:
French 14, Econ 10, Spanish 1-4, Chem
istry 11, Stat 11, 23. 102 Phillips Annex,
2 5, M F, before Feb. 7.
health
Ulcerative Colitis patients needed for
clinical trial of new drug. Patient
participation fee provided. Six week
study sponsored by UNC School of
Medicine, Division of Digestive Dis
eases. Call 966-5800 for screening
info.
volunteer opportunities
ORANGE COUNTY SPECIAL OLYM
PICS COACHES CLINIC. Tues., Feb. 7,
7:30 pm. UNC Student Union, rm. 205.
Volunteers needed for 1 hour per week
for mentally handicapped athletes. Training
provided.
announcements
GET YOUR 1 CAROLINA VISOR with
pop-up hand. Looks great on TV. Only
$1.99 plus 45 postage: CAROLINA
VISOR, Box 934, Chapel Hill, NC 27514.
WANTED: ORIENTATION COUNSE
LOR APPLICANTS for 1989 orientation.
Applications available at area desks, the
Union Desk, and 311 Carr Bldg.
ARE YOUR PARENTS divorced or
separated? Support group starts 216,
1:30 p.m. Share your concerns, learn ways
to cope. Call Student Mental Health, 966
3658. INSTITUTE FOR PARAPSYCHOLOGY
will offer 8-week summer course on
scientific research into psychic pheno
mena. For information write Box 6847,
Durham, NC27708 or phone 688-8241. -
"WHO WEARS THE PANTS AND
WHY?" Hear Warren Farrell speak on
today's FEMALE relationships.
IF YOU'RE AN OC you get free basketball
tickets, yeah, and Ram's Club seats in the
SAC, yeah, that's it, and free food in
Lenoir and guaranteed classes every
semester, yeah, that's the ticket. SO BE
AN ORIENTATION COUNSELOR.
Herschel
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CAROLINA ANGEL FLIGHT: Join a
winning tradition of service and good
friends! Call Rachel at 933-7312.
APPLY NOW! Applications for Orienta
tion Counselors are available at Area
Desk, the Union Desk and 311 Carr Bldg.
Due Feb. 16.
(GUY) Hey, would you like to go out
Friday night?(Gal) Sure. (Gay) Good,
I have plenty of money to do the town.
"Why Men Are The Way They Are." Who
really pays?
SEXI Come and hear "Why Men Are The
Way They Are" with Warren Farrell, Wed.
Feb. 15, 7:00 pm in the Great Hall in the
Student Union.
HAVE YOU EVER HIDDEN yoar
date from yoar frieada? Have you
taken back roads to avoid peering eyes?
If so, come hear Warren Farrwll's answers
on how to accomplish this feat to
perfection.
WORLD'S OLDEST QUESTION -"Why
Men are the Way they Are." Hear
author Warren Farrell, Ph.D., speak out
on love, work and play relationships of
today. Wed. Feb. 15, 7 pm Great Hall in
Carolina Union.
WESLEY FOUNDATION, the Methodist
Student Center, is taking applications for
its 1989-90 residential community. This is
an 11 person, co-ed, non-denominational
group and offers competitive housing
rates, good location, guaranteed parking,
kitchen, laundry and study areas. Appli
cations may be gotten at the student union
or at Wesley, 214 Pittsboro St. For more
information, call 942-2152.
Feelias stressed? 3-week group
. focused on ways to relax offered by
Student Mental Health. Wedaesdays,
3-4:30 pm besiaaiae. Feb. 15. Call
966-3658 for more iafo.
ORDER OF THE BELL TOWER
MEMBERS!! We meet tonight at 6 p.m.!
Check Union Board for meeting room.
See you there!
I HOPE EVERY SENIOR will join me in
making a pledge to the "89 Seaior Class
Gift Caaipaiga. It's the most innova
tive, historic, and exciting gift in history.
Jeff Garaica UNC Football.
POETRY! PROSE! MUSIC! ASSORTED
CHOCOLATES! If you can tell which of
the above will be at St. Aathoay Hall,
8 pm Wed.(aot Moaday), Feb. 15,
then bring your poetry, prose, or music
to our open reading (Assorted chocolates
also accepted). 968-8898 for more details
and hints.
PINS! PINS! PINS! LIGHT YEARS
has all of their aaiqae aad affor
dable piaa oa SALE1 25 off. 11
5:30 pm daily. 119 E. Fraaklia St.
DAYTONA! Come to the laforma
tioaal Meetias ia FPG Loaage
(Uaioa) at 9 pm Moa. Feb. 13 to
leara more a boat the trip or call
Chris at 942-3792.
WHO'S IN CHARGE OF YOUR RELA
TIONSHIP? What do men and women
REALLY want? Come find out Weds.,
Feb. 15 at 7 pm in Great Hall in Student
Union as the Carolina Union Human
Relations Committee presents Dr.
Warren Farrell, author of The Liberated
Man, who will tell "Why Men Are the Way
They Are."
NO WE'RE NOT a convenience store
but we are a service organization! Circle
K meets Mondays in Union 210 at 7:00
pm.
VOLUNTEERS TO GO TO ITALY.
Scholarships available for service project.
Sponsored by Religious Youth Service to
encourage interreligious and intercultural
understanding. Call Jim, 929-9652.
THE LAB THEATRE presents Tennessee
Williams' "Suddenly Last Summer,"
Monday at 4 and 8, Tuesday at 5 in 06
GRAHAM MEMORIAL Free Admission!
SENIORSI Be a part of the
Biceateaaial Class Gift and leave a
I astiag Impressioa at the University.
The granite seal and the "star" professor
ship are gifts we as seniors can be proud
to be a part of. Sarah Shackelford,
ri Masical Director Lereleis.
THE UNC ENTREPRENEURS
CLUB will be selBatf Mastercards
aad the Daytoaa Breaker Saver
Card ia The Pit Wedaesday, Feb.
15th. Free NY seltzer water!!
ATTENTION: WHO? UNC Organiza
tions. WHAT? Buy page in "89 Yack.
WHEN? NOW! WHERE? 106 Student
Union. HOW? Contact Yackety Yack at
962-3912.
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The Daily Tar HeelMonday, February 13, 19899
PSI CHI general meeting for all old and
new members Monday, Feb. 13 in Rm.
110 Davie Hall at 6 pm.
EVERYONE'S WELCOME to join the
new ASIAN STUDENTS ASSOCIA
TION! Come to our organizational meet
ing Thurs. Feb. 16, 5:30-6:30 pm. 226
Union and find out what we're all about!
FIELD HOCKEY SCRIMMAGE;
Come oae come all. Every Moa.,
4-5:30 pat at EJfoase Field. Play
starts today if yoa caa bear the
weather!
RESIDENCY STATUS AND TUITION,
the practical guide to obtaining in state
tuition status, is now available at the
BullsHead Bookshop, Student Stores.
ASTHMATICS: Women and men ages
18-35 who are otherwise healthy can earn
$7 an hour or more while partcipating in
a study of the special problems of air
pollution and asthmatics. For information
call 929-9993.
SANGAM GENERAL BODY
MEETING - Wedaesday, Feb.
22 at 7 pm, Stadeat Uaioa:
Room 206.
personals
TO THE GOOD LOOKING ORIENTA
TION COUNSELOR I met last fall: are
you doing it again? I am! Love, The Great
Looking Blonde O.C.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA - How's this
for a personal touch? Doug.
MISS "BUBette," Happy 2! Stay off the
backporches, OK? Don't get too wild
tonite Remember your words of
wisdom! Celebrate in style pass out!
Love Melody.
TO MY MAN Thanks for a great year
of beach trips, big green pillows, late-night
swims, and midnight snacks. I love ya!
Your girl.
PAMU 36. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Yes. we
know you're 2 1 , but you can't go anywhere
without us. Who would be there to keep
off of - - -? Anyway, we've already alerted
Players about your criminal record, so
you're stuck with us. Love, Kate and
Tracy, the two most likely people to put
a banana peel under your pillow.
SNOW DOG: Considering that the entire
campus now knows that I'm from Hell,
can you just let it be. Gabriel may be cool,
The Church sacred; but Glass Tiger is
ducky, and RUSH is awesome (isn't that
right, Peggy?) Til the sign of eth rises again
Prince By-Tor
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"There I was! Asleep in this little cave
here, when suddenly I was attacked by
this hideous thing with five heads!"
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WITNESS WANTED I had a bike accident
on Sat. morning the 28th of Janurary at
about 2:30 am in the parking lot behind
Memorial Hall. Some friendly people did
first-aid. Be so kind and leave your names
with the Math Dept secretary for Albert
Monig. Who else has had bad experiences
with the rope blocking of a part of that
parking lot?
PURPLE GODDESS: I'm impressed with
your knowledge, but I kindly ask you to
direct your attention to another madrigal.
I have returnest to thy world of light to
rescue three traveller from Willowdale
who have become empty, mindless spec
tres of the Necromancer: "Prince By-Tor
appears to battle for freedom from chains
of long years." I shall reveal myself on
Wednesday and I shall have a good
story- Prince By-Tor.
DIDU AND TWEESIE: You two, are
veritable crawdads, et je vous gup! Thanks
for dinner Friday, and remember' next
Tuesday's party . . . Ruv, the -third
muskateer. P.S. Happy Valentine's Day!
HEY BUBETTE, J.L.P., Mrs. Miller? You
know what you're gettin' old. 22 is it? Welt,
Happy B-Day anyway. '
HERMAN - This could be war! However,
first allow me to tell you again you-have
the sweetest eyes I've ever seen (without
your shades). Signed your sister Mfliant
at Vassar. J
USA Just wanted to send you a quick
Good Luck for this week. Don'tJ be
nervous . . . you can do it! Love ya,,KK
and Carmen.
TO THE GIRL who called Cathy: ffyou
have my bracelet PLEASE call bacM am
very willing to negotiate. 968-8238.
Thanks!
HEY HIGH KICKING HEELS: "On a
scale of 1 to 10," y'all are the greatest.
Thanks for making Mardi Gras "89 the best
one ever! Keep in touch. NROTC. '
HEY, RK, Our one and only, Phi Beta
Kap-er, that is Congrats! We're Proud
of You! We Love You! And, for the last
time, NO MORE 100's!! Always, 3 Tempt
ing Women of J-l.
MRS. K.N. (known as Lucifer), time to
start Thursday nighters again! Remember
partying improves grades (I'm living
proof). Ill tell you my story, you teP me
yours. FINALLY I can get you back!
Happy Birthday! godwoman.
Advertise ia The Tar Heel
Classifieds. Need a ride? Need a
ticket to a concert? Need a place, to
live? You can find it in the Tar Heel
classifieds. The forms are accessible
24 hoars a day! Room 104, Carol
ina Union.
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