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BASEBALLSOFTBALL UMPIRES &
SCOREKEEPERS NEEDED - Chapel
Hill PksRec. Umpire or keep score for
youth teams. Evenings & Saturdays, 10
20 hrsweek. Both positions prefer 1
season's experience; training provided.
Umpires: $6-$12game; Scorekeepers: $4
he. Apply by March 10: 200 Plant Rd. 968
BALLFIELD PREPARER NEEDED -Chapel
Hill PksRec. Line, drag & provide
daily maintenance on 7 fields. Mon-Thurs,
8, am-3 pm, Fri, 8 am-noon, Saturdays,
7 am-9 pm. Prefer knowledge of field prep
maintenance. $4.50 $5hr. Apply by
March 24: 200 Plant Rd. EOAAE.
TENNIS INSTRUCTORS NEEDED -Chapel
Hill PksRec. Teach group l&
private lessons to youth andor adults;
beginner to advanced levels. Year-round,
except Dec Feb. Start March 20. Mon
Thurs mornings or evenings; Sat. 911 am
for youth. Require 2 yrs. playing exp. &
6 mos. teaching exp. $6hr. Apply by
March 6: 200 Plant Rd. EOAAE.
USTAVOLVO TENNIS LEAGUE
SUPERVISOR - Chapel Hill PksRec.
Supervise adult league, report scores
standing. Mon-Thurs, 6-10:30 pm, April 3-mid-June.
Prefer playing exp. $4.40hr.
Apply by March 6: 200 Plant Rd. EO AAE.
PAID VOLUNTEERS FOR
ALLERGY STUDY Male and
female subjects age 18 and over with
year-round allergies needed for six
month study of an investigational
medication. Call Carolina Allergy and
Asthma Consultants at 787 5997, 493
6580, or 933 2044 for further
HELP WANTED OVER SPRING
BREAK Need 4 strong bodies for
yard clean up and exterior house
! scraping possibility for continued
part time work. $4.5a$5hr. Call Mr.
PART-TIME SALES - The News
jand Observer. Gain sales experience
'and improve communication skills.
)Hours are 5 pm-8 pm, Monday
Through Friday. Hourly base pay plus
Commission. Call: 942 1806.
Sign Up at the
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Tues., Feb. 21
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Didn't Dare Ask
For more informa
tion, call: G-T7T7
Where? On the
Applications for the
9-90 Board available at
the Union Desk.
THE Daily Crossword by Jeanne
51 Same: Fr.
53 Kitchen tool
57 Small bill
58 Latin I word
64 Man at the
66 Exercise rule
67 A Ford
2 Sp. river
3 Poetic time
5 Part of USA
8 Time period
9 Part of BLT
10 Sneeze sound
13 Part of CPA:
25 A few
26 Br. baby
6 Guitar part
15 Qr. letter
16 Eye part
17 Polite term ot
19 Navy non-com
22 Oak once
25 "She to
31 Pride sounds
32 Baba au
34 Poet Ogden
39 Puzzle theme
40 - fixe
41 Opp. of fern.
42 Don Juan's
44 Hops dryer
46 Football pass
48 Belle and Bart
SUMMER JOBS TO SAVE THE ENVIR
ONMENT EARN $2500 $3500. National
campaign positions to pass the clean air
act, stop toxic pollution, tighten pesticide
controls and promote comprehensive
recycling, available in 18 states and D.C.
Intvs. on campus 220, 21. Call Kate toll
free 1 800 622 2202.
JOB FOR THE SUMMER? How about
the highest point east of the Mississippi?
Positions are now available for summer
employment Park Attendants, Refresh
ment Stand Clerks and Manager, Clerk
typist, and General Utility Worker. Stay
cool at Mount Mitchell State Park. Apply
to: Park Superintendent, Mount Mitchell
State Park, Rt. 5, Box 700, Burnsville, NC
POOL ATTENDANT Fearrington
Swim and Croquet Club, Inc., Pittsboro.
May 15 thru Sept. 4. $6hr. Call 933 9081
or 542 5761 after 5 p.m.
STILL looking for a job? Student Part
Time Employment (SPTES) is STILL here!
WE WANT TO HELP YOU!!! It's FREE!
Union Suite C, Rm 217A. 962 0545.
CHILD CARE NEEDED FOR SPRING
BREAK, Mar. 13-17, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; two
third-graders; mom must work; 929-3119,
leave message. $25day.
STILL looking for a job? Student Part
Time Employment (SPTES) is STILL here!
WE WANT TO HELP YOU!!! It's FREE!
Union Suite C, Rm 217A. 962-0545.
NEEDED. SITTER ONE NIGHT A WEEK
for fun Loving one year. old. $3.50hr.
Own car preferred but not needed. Call
361 5862 after 6 pm.
PROFESSIONAL COUPLE seeks relia
ble mature student with own transporta
tion to provide part-time child care in our
home for our infant son. Close to campus.
Flexible hours. Call 489 4532.
UNC ALUMNI DIRECTORY: I
aeed oae. Call if yoa waat to acO. -Phil,
919-876-0669 or 919-829.
WANTED TO BUY: MOPED, low
mileage, name brand, good shape.
Call 942 0019.
228 Carolina Union
Due Feb. 24
and private, one-on-one
birth control options,
diseases and related
This is a free service
of your Student
Health Service. For
an appointment or
Got a question?
Got a gripe? Just
want to meet the
Feb. 22, 1989
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29 Cocked hat
30 Baffling one
35 Heb. month
37 Low character
39 Hit or
47 "Cocoon" star
49 Mann's Kruger
51 Like holey
53 Sala room
54 Before: pref.
55 me a
56 Go astray
61 Just claims:
ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SPEED
ING TICKETS? Then buy my new Radar
Detector, Passport, $200 or best offer,
942 8231, Diane. Leave message.
MEMOREXBASF DISKETTES. Box of
10, 5.25" DSDD only $8. Free gift with
, purchase. Call WisMan Workstation at
' 967-0003, 24 hours.
.65 CARAT OVAL SOLITAIRE.
Appraised $2400. Sell $1300. 929-8003.
YOU can buy a RAT-INFESTED used
sofa or loveseat with CHEETOS
between the cushions, or you can call us
and get a NEW sofa or loveseat at a used
WINDSURF This spring on my Mistral
Superlight, 12 ft. board, great for beginner
or advanced. Only $600. Roof rack, wet
suit available. Call Rob 286-0972, Durham.
WATERBED FOR SALE. 8 months old.
Single. Perfect cpndition. Best offer. Call
Tim at 968 1918.
FURNITURE, NEW AND USED, BUY,
SELL, AND TRADE. New 3 Piece Living
Room Suite from $299, 5-Piece Dinettes
from $149, 4 Drawer Chest from $59,
Book Cases from $32. GALLOWAY
3 EA. Zenith 159 Pers. Computers, 640
K Memory, 20 MB Fixed Disk, VGA Color
Monitor, Dos, GW Basic, 2 have dual
drives, 1 has single drive. Call S. T.
Vancampen, Duke Univ., 684-2964.
2 DIAMOND RINGS brand new:
(1) carat diamond on six prongs,
yellow gold retail $1400; sell for
$600. 14 carat diamond and ruby
heart-shaped sell for $100. 942
0019. wheels for sale
TREK ELANCE 400D TOURING BIKE.
Index shifting, shimano gearing, excellent
condition. $250. Call 933-1541. Leave
PEUGEOT 12-SPEED RACING
BIKE, excellent condition. $200 or best
offer. SMITH CORONA TYPEWRI
TER $75. Call 929 4938, Doug. Leave
WANTED 1 to 4 tickets for any Tar Heel
Basketball Game and ACC Tournament.
Please Call 489-9102 (anytime). Have
never seen Heels live!
in the Pit
2 BUCKS A BOX
NO TIME TO
Let Us Do It
: , Writing
A complete resume
Programs offered by
Lenoir 5:00-7:00 pm
Chase 5:30-7:30 pm
See schedule of
events at either
DESPERATELY NEED UNC and ACC
Tournament basketball tickets. Will
possibly buy tickets for other ACC or
Charlotte Hornets games and good
concert tickets. 490-6805 anytime.
TWO, ONE-WAY TICKETS TO SEAT
TLE, WA. via Chicago. Leave March 1.
$350. Call 933-9414 after 5.
ONE WAY from Syracuse to RDU. March
19. Will negotiate! Call Eleanor at 933-8543
after 8 pm.
WILL PAY $100 per ticket for Duke game
on March 5. Seats must be between
baskets please. Call Zeno at 490-5340.
ANDRE WATTS, pianist, playing with
the N.C. Symphony on Thurs. Feb. 23.
Two seats together for sale, $15 each.
Please call 929 8777. Please leave
TWO ROUNDTRIP RDU MIAMI
TICKETS. Perfect for Spring Break.
Direct, nonstop flight leaves Friday,
March 10 and returns Sunday, March 19.
942 8840 or 967-8060.
COURTSIDE SEAT for all 3 sessions of
NCAA Basketball Greensboro Regional,
March 16 and 18. Triangle team, maybe
UNC will be there. Best offer by March
9. Call Mark at 933-4788.
UNC-DUKE TICKETS; Clemson, Nev
ada, East Regionals, ACC Tournament,
Final Four tickets needed! Carolina's 1
fan needs them! Call Rick 968-3866 any
hour! Thanxa million!
GOING TO FLORIDA FOR PAS
SOVER? Bargain flight back from W.
Palm Beach to RDU! Fly American direct
April 23. Call Helen, 929-6645.
I'm looking to buy tickets to M.
Please call me at 929-4992.
EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUN
ITY All real estate advertising in this
newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair
Housing Act of 1968 which makes it illegal
to advertise "any preference, limitation or
discrimination based on race, color, religion,
sex or national origin, or an intention to make
any such preference, limitation or
This newspaper will not knowingly accept
any advertising for real estate which is in
violation of the law. Our readers are hereby
informed that aD dwellings advertised in this
newspaper are available on an equal
opportunity basis. To complain of discrim
ination, call HUD toll free at 1-800424-8590.
Mon.; Wallace Computers, 7
psn. (Sales Rep)
Tues.; Ralston Purina, 6 p jtl
Wed.; Banking Panel, 7 p.m.
(CCB, NCNB, 1st Citizens)
Thurs; Professor Lauterbom,
7 p.m. (UNC Advertising)
Professional Dress Requested
to UNC '
Where? On the
Applications for the
89-90 Board available at
the Union Desk.
free of charge
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WOULDNT YOU REALLY RATHER
LIVE AT MILL CREEK? 2 bedroom, 2 bath
units with all appliances. Walk to campus.
Attractive 95 financing, from $78,000. Cafl
Mike Beam, Chapel Hi Realty, 9424149 or
HURRY! CHANCELLOR SQUARE UNIT
now available. 1 block off Franklin Street.
2 BR 2 bath, washerdryer. Microwave.
Dishwasher. $86,000. Serious buyers caB
942-4178 or (904) 285-0525.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Immaculate, 2
bed-room, 1 bath WeatherhiS townhouse
on beautifully wooded, quiet, comer lot.
Extras include sunny, private deck, fireplace,
refrigerator, microwave, decorator drapes,
washer and dryer. On busline. $67,000. 942-2745.
AMPEG BASS AMP FOR SALE. 30
watts, very portable, $150. Call Chris at
GERMAN VIOLINS, VIOLAS,
CELLOS haadcrafted by Karl
Maeller. Delicately carved to pro
duce the greatest tone. Ebony
trimmed; hand-finished, spirit-gum
varnish. Exclusive imports. Gradu
ated sizes. Bows, cases, and acces
sories. Please call 929-8777 and
leave message or write P.O. Box 64,
Chapel Hill, N.C. 27514.
NEEDED: GRADUATE STUDENT TO
EXCHANGE SERVICES to elderly cou
ple for apartment near campus, separate
entrance. Non-smoker preferred. Call
ONE MORE ROOMMATE NEEDED for
a furnished Chancellor Square Apart
ment. 2 Bedroom, 2 bath, washerdryer,
and all for $250 and utilities. Call 929-0654.
ROOMMATE NEEDED for empty bed
room in a 2 bedroom apt. $100mo. plus
of electricity (NC for water). Call 967
6711 late night or early am.
ROOMMATE WANTED. Must be
responsible and fairly cool. Call 929-8914
if you qualify.
ROOMMATE NEEDED (MF) next year
at Estes Park. $170.50 rent plus utilities.
On bus line. Pets welcomed. 929-4552.
SHARE FURNISHED CONDO at Ken
sington Trace, $250mo. private bedroom
& bath. Available now. Call 967-0044 or
PLEASE HELP! NEED RIDE TO PEN
SACOLA FLORIDA or nearby for Spring
Break. Win share Gas Fun Creative Great
Company on long drive. Call Kari, 933
4515. DESPERATE! Need ride to CHAR
LOTTE on the weekend of the 24th! Will
gladly pay! Please call Mike 933-0326.
I NEED A RIDE to JACKSONVILLE, FLA
for Spring Break. Please call Kristi 933
7821 if mterestd. Will help pay gas.
RIDE NEEDED to WILLIAMSBURG
RICHMOND area 224 to 226. Please call
Ashley at 933-6077 or Sandy at 933-1133.
HELP! Need ride to and from CHAR
LOTTE, Feb. 24-26. I can leave early or
late. Will help with gas $$$. Call Guine
PARKING SPACE AVAILABLE. 1 block
from campus. Best offer 929-7019
PARKING SPACE AVAILABLE for small
car. 3 blocks to Public Health. Monday
through Friday. Safe neighborhood. $30
per month. Call after 5. 929-4198.
Would anyone from Raleigh like to start
a carpool between Raleigh and Chapel
Hill? Ask for Tracey 790-0907.
KEY WEST, Spacious 21 condo, sleeps
6 easily, fully furnished, all amenities, A
C, Fans, WD, cable tv, walk to beach,
groceries, great location, spring break
$900wk. MCVISAAMEX. Won't last.
LAST CHANCE TO DAYTONAI
Doa't so home to NC cold! Meet
ia Uaioa Art Gallery Mob., Feb. 20,
9 p.m. Brias fall amoaat (cashiers
check). Call Chris 942-3792.
GOING TO DAYTONA FOR SPRING
BREAK? You need the Entrepreneur's
Club's Daytona Breaker Saver Discount
Card. Save Mega $$$. Only $10. Call Chris
HA VENT DECIDED ON WHERE TO
GO FOR SPRING BREAK?!! Still a few
spaces left for Bahamas and Jamaica! Call
Today! Spring Break Travel, 929-4321.
lost & found
LOST: WATCH WITH TWO RINGS
attached to band. Great sentimental
value. Please call 933-0532.
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THE DAILY TAR HEEL is now offering
free lost ads for two coasecative
days. If you wish to run your ad longer
than two days, please pay for the addi
FOUND: TENNIS RACKET on Columbia
St. between Beard Hall and Mitchell Hall,
213 around 10:30 a.m. Call Norma 968
0175 to claim.
FOUND RING Women's Restroom
near Union Auditorium 210 Call Debra
at 933-1 1 16 and describe in order to claim.
LOST, MON., FEB. 13, UNC ID
betweea Northside aad Fetzer
Gym. Please call JalteDea Sarver
at 933-6499 or leave message at
FOUND: ONE SET OF KEYS on a safety
pin near HRC. 942-7046.
FOUND: DINING CARD. Call DTH
office 962-1163 or 962-0252, (classifieds)
FOUND: WATCH IN HOWELL HALL,
room 104, on 2789. Call 933-6523 and
describe to claim.
LOST: DENIM JACKET in Molly's on
Valentine's Day. Says "I love Lovis" inside
left pocket. Reward. Call 967-4835.
LOST: AN OFF WHITE WALLET on U
Bus at Chase stop. If found, please call
933-4525 and ask for Melody! PLEASE
BLACK LEATHER WALLET LOST!
Please contact Warren at 933-1159.
LOST: BURGUNDY WALLET Fri.
night 210, possibly near R building,
Kingswood Apts. If found, please call
942-7125. No questions asked. I need
my I.D. and checkbook!
Have you lost something??? Look for
it at APO Lost and Found in the
basement of the Union or call 962
ABORTION To 20 weeks. Private and
confidential GYN facility with Saturday
and weekday appointments available. Pain
medication given. Free pregnancy tests.
NOW AVAILABLE! For your protection,
order Curb's Tear Gas now! Powerful
Pocket-sized "Parlyzes" attacker 25-30
min. Only $7.98unit to : Curb Dist. P.O.
Box 971, Chapel Hill, N.C. 27514.
FAST, professional quality. FREE
editing of spelling, grammar, sentence
structure. FREE pick-up and delivery.
FREE pick-up and delivery. FREE disc
storage. 20 years experience. 542-5922
WORD PROCESSING AND RESUME
SERVICE Fast, accurate term papers,
thesis and customized resumes. Low
student rates. Thesaurus, spelling and
grammar checkers on line. Graphics and
lasar printing available. Daily Student
Union pick up and delivery available. Rush
jobs welcome. Call anytime. 870-1921.
RESUMES, Typing, Scanned Graphics,
OCR, Laser Printing. Fast turn around.
Low rates. TEXT SERVICES, 942-3682.
LASER PRINTER USERS!! HP and Apple
laser printer toner cartridges can be
recycled! Huge $$ savings. Satisfaction
guaranteed. For details call RANDMONT
STILL looking for a job? Student part-time
employment (SPTES) is STILL here! WE
WANT TO HELP YOU!!! ITS FREE!
Union Suite C, rm 217A. 962-0545.
OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS and
applications while you wait. Ask for
student and faculty 10 discount card.
10 good for photos, supplies and
shipping for entire year.' Lowest photo
prices in town. Sterling Business Services,
1507 East Franklin. Mon.-Fri., 9-6; Sat. 9
COLOR OR BLACK AND WHITE pho
tos for Passports, Soviet Visas, applica
tions or portraits at PhotoQuick. 137 E. '
Franklin, Downtown Chapel Hill, 968
1377. OFFICIAL COLOR PASSPORT
PHOTOS. Quantity discounts. You can
always walk to: FLASH PHOTO LAB,
133 W. Franklin in University Square,
NEED HELP IN MATH 1-4, 22, 30, 31
or STAT 11 or 23? Call Jim at 929-5237,
day or night. Keep trying for an answer.
ULCERATIVE COLITIS PATIENTS
NEEDED for clinical trial of new drug.
Patient participation fee provided. Six
week study sponsored by UNC
School of Medicine, Division of
Digestive Diseases. Call 966-5800 for
SPECIAL OLYMPICS still needs volun
teer coaches for mentally retarded ath
letes 1-hour per week until April 18. Please
call Caryn Messinger at 544-5650 if you
WHAT? HARV' 775
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The Daily Tar HeelMonday, February 20, 19899
WESLEY FOUNDATION, the Methodist
Student Center, is taking applications for
its 1989-90 residential community. This is
an 11 person, co-ed, non-denominational
group and offers competitive housing
rates, good location, guaranteed parking,
kitchen, laundry and study areas. Appli
cations may be gotten at the student union
or at Wesley, 214 Pittsboro St. For more
information, call 942-2152.
VOLUNTEERS TO GO TO ITALY.
Scholarships available for service project.
Sponsored by Religious Youth Service to
encourage interreligious and intercultural
understanding. Call Jim, 929-9652.
RESIDENCY STATUS AND TUITION,
the practical guide to obtaining in-state
tuition status, is now available at the Bulls
Head Bookshop, Student Stores. '
ASTHMATICS: Women and men ages
18-35 who are otherwise healthy can earn
$7 an hour or more while partcipating in
a study of the special problems of air
pollution and asthmatics. For information
call 929-9993. '
EXPLORE THE BAROQUE AND CHI
NESE LITERATURE at a talk by National
Humanities Center Fellow and distin
guished scholar, prof. Yang Zhouhan,
Professor of English, University of Beijing,
3:30 p.m., Wed., Feb. 22, Toy Lounge,
' Dey Hall. Reception will follow. Sponsored
by the Graduate English Club and Cur
riculum in East Asian Studies.
PROJECT UPLIFT 1989. Dorm
Assistants aad Coaaselors Posi
tioas Available. Applicatioas are
low beiag accepted for Dorm
Assistaats aad Coaaselors for
Project Uplift 1989. Dorm Assist
aats are selected competitively
aad receive a stipead. Coaaselors
serve as volaateers aad assist with
the programs. Applicatioas are
avaUable at 03 Soath Bids. AU
applicatioas mast be retaraed by
5 pm March 9, 1989. For farther
iaformatioa, coatact Allaa
Yoaaser or Jameaee Alstoa at 962
6962 (03 Soath Bldg.)
WIN UP TO $10,000 cash with NCAA
Championship Game contest. Bring your
7-up caps (2-Liter or 16 oz) to est em
Union agent at Sterling Business Services,
1507 E. Franklin St., 933-1111. Mon-Fri,
9-6; Sat. 9-3. STERLING transfers money,
sends telegrams, cables and mailgrams via
KARATE TAE KWON DO. Self
defense . . . Discipline . . . Self-confidence
Frank Porter Graham Lounge, Union,
6:30 pm, Feb. 21. CLASSES at the
Community Church, 6-8 pm Tues. and Fri.
BLACK BELTS certified by Korean
Tae Kwon Do Association.
STUDY IN ENGLAND! Manchester,
Sussex, Leeds-(lower GPA requirement),
London and other programs available.
Come to Study Abroad, Room 12 Caldwell
Hall for information on late openings for
WANT TO BE A PEER LEADERSHIP
CONSULTANT? Applications are avail-'
able at the Office of Leadership Devel
opment, 19 Steele Bldg. or at the Union
Desk and are due by 5 pm, Friday, March
3. For info, call Carol Binzer, 966-4041.
STILL LOOKING FOR A JOB? Student
Part-time Employment (SPTES) is STILL
here! WE WANT TO HELP YOU!!! It's
FREE! Union Suite C, rm 217 A. 9620545.
MISSED CARNIVAL? Well, you can still
go to Rio! Come to the Study Abroad
Office, Room 12 Caldwell Hall at 3, Wed.,
JUNIORS AND SENIORS have you
heard? Mon. through Thurs. Alpha Kappa
Psi presents Career Week. See our ad
for details. See you there!
INTERESTED IN MULTIPLE PER
SONALITIES? Tomorrow, 7 pm, Davie
110. Dr. Gary Peterson, specialist in
treatment of MULTIPLE PERSON
ALITIES will talk. Sponsored by Psych.
Club. FREE Admission. " " '
THIS IS THE LAST WEEK TO GET
YOUR PICTURE IN THE YEAR
BOOK. Come by room 106 of the
Uaioa or call 962-3912 for aa
The Far Side
"Yoo-hoo! Oh, yoo-hoo! ... I think
I'm getting a blister."
YOU MEAN... UH-HUH.
COPENHAGAN informational meeting,
Feb. 21 at 3, room 12. Caldwell Hall. (DIS
rep. will attend).
FIELD HOCKEY SCRIMMAGE Mon
days from 4 pm to 5:30 pm at E-House,
field. Come one, come all, weathef
SANGAM GENERAL BODY
MEETING Wedaesday, Feb.
22 at 7 pm, Stadeet Uaioa:
TO B , Be more specific about the1
stunning blonde in red. There was prob-
ably more than one! , r,
ELVIS LIVES, Raady rales, aad
Mickey, well, Aayway . . . HAPPY
BIRTHDAY LYDIE W.I May this
day brias yoa calorie-free la aches ,
aad passioaate aapsl We love yoa,
roomie! Kath, Beck, aad Wea.
CALIFORNIA MAN: Your message was'
sweet The music first rate Just give me ;
a call Well set up a date. A friend has
STEPHANIE IN McIVER - Have been
watching from afar. Would like to apply '
for vacant "Romeo" position. May I have '
an interview? Timid. (Respond DTH).
MY DEAR GOBLIN CORPS: Your fix-.
ation with Swashbuckler's legs is most,
worrying. Perhaps you should turn your'
attention to someone else. Dave, Ramon,
Westly or The Dread Pirate would be,
appropriate. Love, Apprentice
TO STAR QUEEN: His Majesty moves'
the stars for no one; we move the stars '
for everyone (or did!) Sarah. 4
DIJON, A GENTLE REMINDER to help
you through these wet and rainy days:
white sand, azure water, two certain'
tanned bods and us Happy? Cinon.
KAPPA ALPHA THETA SENIORS -'
Thanks for your strong support of the.
Senior Class Gift. You've certainly made
a Lasting Impression!
KORPS DES GOBLINS: The Phoenix is
a rare bird, whose infinite variety I can
attest to; Q.V. VINCENT: The Hermetic
Philosopher and Spagyrist is named
'Paracelsus," and he is a good guy, despite
the calumnies you see on TV; EVIL TWIN
and TERRORIST; "I rode bare-breastedi
to Damascus. The troops were inspired." '
TO HER MAJESTY THE G.Q.: Don't ,
scorch your feet on the Red Sands. Love
and kisses, Die Sonnentaucher WHWH
DANA, KARLA, BETH, AND JAN. You.
guys are the greatest! Thanks for making' ,
my 21st my best ever! And, I would've '
never made it through last week without
your support and inspiration! I love you
TO ANYONE who attended a parochial
school. Relive the experience. Come see
"SISTER MARY IGNATIUS EXPLAINS
IT ALL FOR YOU." Feb. 22-26. Union
Cabaret. VOTE FOR URBAN EDGE IN Snickers
New Music Search. Dial 1-800-777-1989.
Wait. Then press 05. Thanks for support-'
ing North Carolina Talent. URBAN
KERRY. HAVE A HAPPY. HAPPY
BIRTHDAY! Wonderful, sensational,
terrific no word does you justice. Tm
so glad we met. PHIL i
TO ANYONE who knows anyone who1
attended a parochial school. Come see'
why they are the way they are as "SISTER ',
MARY IGNATIUS EXPLAINS IT ALL'
FOR YOU." Feb, 22 26. Union Cabaret.
ML A ROSE A DAY for 5 days to chase'
THOSE" POST VALENTINE BLUES
away. Look for a question here on Fri.
to you. C3. ,
Advertise ia 'The Tar" Heel
Classifieds. Need a ride? Need a
ticket to a concert? Need aplace to
live? You can find it m the Tar Heel
classifieds. The forms are accessible
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