LAUREL DAVIS. I found a present
for you from your parents. Call Rob,
9294472.
LOST! PAIR OF GLASSES lost
321. Have brown frame and are in
black case with words 'Taylor Clin
jc." Please call 933-6082. Margaret.
LOST. SILVER DIAMOND-SHAPED
RING on Thurs., March 23. Probably
in Greenlaw or Student Union. Call
peth 968-4974 after 5.
LOST: GOLD HERRINGBONE
BRACELET. Probably at SAE house
Thursday night before Spring Break -extreme
sentimental value -please call
"933 3373. $20 reward.
LOST: GRFY CANVAS MICRO
SOFT WORD CASE containing 12
Macintosh diskettes. S25 reward, no
questions asked. 962 0057 9am. 5
pm. or collect at 460 9367.
LOST: SEACS BANNER. Please
call 933-8495 with any information.
LOST: STUDENT ENVIRONMEN
TAL ACTION COALITION BANNER
last seen hanging on the Union stair
case last week in Feb. Please, if you
have any information about this, call
the Campus Y (962 2333) or Blan
(9338495).
SQUASH
TOURNAMENT
APRIL 1-2
Hard & Soft Ball
Sign Up Now
Phone: 966-5391 (Day) or
999-9504 (Nile)
flowing Up" In Faith:
Stages of Development
Speaker: Sister Mary
.Walsh, Catholic Campus
Minister
Wed., March 29th
StudentNight
5:30 pm Dinner
6:30 pm Program
AH Welcome!
218PitisboroSt. (behind
Carolina Inn)
NEWMAN
Till CATHOLIC
SrUDCXTCINTliB
3 on 3
Basketball
Tournament
Mar. 30'April 3
$150 1st Place
Sign up now for the 10th
Annual Kappa Sigma
Backyard Basketball
Classic - benefitting the
United Way of Qr eater
Orange County. $15
entry fee per team. Coil
968-9344 -ask for Stu
Kagel or Chip Hauke
Entries dueThurs.,
March 30. T-Shirts uill
also be available in the
Pit.
"ABODTIOIl
nEGOnSIDEHED
Sarah
: Weddington,..,
vs.
Phyllis Shlafly
Thurs., March 30
; 8:00 P.M.
Memorial Hall
Tickets available at Union
Box Office ,962-1449
$1 UN C Students
$3 General Public
Reception Sign Up at Union Desk
Spoworedbry
' The Carolina Union Forum Comiuee
GRADUATING
SENIORS:
if you are
planning to
participate in
May's
Commencement
Exercises, you
must stop by
the Great Hall
between 11
and 3
Wednesday,
March 29. for
important
information
THE Daily Crossword by Dorothea E. Shipp
. ACROSS
1 Sonar In Eng.
6 Grain mixture
10 A Lange
14 Spode
15 Commedia
dell'
16 Okla. town
17 School VIP
19 Peak
20 Squirming
21 Eyelid
problem: var.
22 Poker
statement
23 MDs
24 Be false
25 Bah
27 Find out
28 Water lilies
32 Conceals
35 Emerge
36 Inter
37 Retread
38 Voltaire
" heroine
42 Posed
45 Small stock
quantities
46 State
47 Society: abbr.
48 Perfection on
', some scales
49 Na Na
52 Some parties
55 Panache
FOUND: VACATION PHOTOS on
Highway 54 Sun. March 19. 1989.
To claim call Mark at 942-8921.
passport photos
OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS
AND APPLICATIONS while you
wait. Ask for student and faculty
10 discount card. 10 good for
photos, supplies and shipping for
entire year. Sterling Business Servic
es. 1507 East Franklin. Mon-Fri, 9
6; Sat. 9 3. 933 1111.
services
WORD PROCESSING AND RE
SUME SERVICE FAST. ACCU
RATE TERM PAPERS. THESIS
AND CUSTOMIZED RESUMES.
LOW STUDENT RATES. THESAU
RUS. SPELLING AND GRAMMAR
CHECKERS ON LINE. GRAPHICS
AND LASER PRINTING AVAILA
BLE. DAILY STUDENT UNION
PICK UP AND DELIVERY AVAILA
BLE. RUSH JOBS WELCOME.
CALL ANYTIME. 870-1921.
CHEATERS NEVER LOSE! But you
can with amazing new Appetite At
tacker. You must remember to eat!
Great for binge eaters and emotional
eateTS. Call 479-3038.
EXPERIENCED PARTY DISC
JOCKEYS. Chapel Hills finest, a
vailable for all your parly needs. Light
show available. Call Anderson, 933
5181 or Jason 933 5153.
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Interested in
working with
Committees?
Come by Suite A
of the Union
THIS WEEK
to apply!
Relationship
Problems?
Wondering bow to
attract others?
Divine Love can
come to the rescue!
FREE Christian
Science lecture
March 30
8:00 PiI
104 Howell Hall
FrL, March 31
Pi Kappa Phi's
Waxing
Poetics
The Pursuit
of Happiness
1:00 pm
Human Rights
Week '89
invites you to:
Wednesday,
March 29
at 5:30 p.m.
Y Lounge
1969 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved
Uth ANNUAL
57 " shall we 29 Lateen
three..." 30 Raison d'
58 Luxurious 31 Beginning
59 Obstinate 32 Maine
61 Help river
62 Shells 33 Togged out
63 Football's 34 Cheesy coat
Lombard! 39 Charged
64 Afternoon atoms
functions 40 Sot's problem
65 Fr. river 41 Looks up
66 Harden to
42 Bullfighter
DOWN 43 Kiln and oast
1 Yearned 44 Study
2 Diaphanous 49 Glistened
3 TV knobs 50 Therefore
4 500 51 He gives show
5 Curved wheel dough
6 Golf 52 Tiff
tournament 53 "The best is
7 Bohemian vt "
8 Skyline sight 54 On the briny
9 HRH word 56 Kind of duck
10 Savage 57 Legal
11 Formerly PPr
12 Cotton 59 Forage
type 60 Some sets
13 Biographer
Leon
18 Burmese e.g.
22 Whit
24 Shelter
26 - Paul
Kruger
27 Low beams
CONFUSED ABOUT THE PUR,
CHASE of an automobile, appliance,
HiFiTVVCR? Contact Professional
Consultants, 968-9937. Please leave
message. Inquiries answered prompt-
ly-
FREE TAX HELP available from'
the VITA program Volunteer In
come Tax Assistance). Bring
wage statements (W-2's) and
other relevant information to
New Carroll room 202 every
TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY
beginning February 28 and end
ing April 12 from 4-6 pm. Feder
al tax forms will be provided if
you do not have yours.
FREE TAX HELP, sponsored
by Student Legal Services. Tax
Table located in Union Lobby,
Tuesdays, 9-12 noon; Thurs
days, 10-7 pm. (Through April
11, except Spring Break.)
PREGNANT? Call PSS for FREE
and CONFIDENTIAL testing. 942
7318. PROFESSIONAL GROUP PHOTOS
AT. STUDENT RATES. Available
wcustom framing for under $20.
College classes, Greeks, Dorms,
Clubs, Pledge Classes, Teams -Any
Size. Call 967-3517 for more info.
RESUMES, Typing, Scanned Graph
ics, OCR, Laser printing. Fast turn
around. Low rates. TEXT SERVIC
ES. 942 3682.
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING
Freshman to Post-Doctoral and
Faculty. No job too large or too
small. 100 letter quality. Pro
fessions!, fast, dependable, accu
rate. Word Wrangler. 933-9752.
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -
FAST, professional quality. FREE
editing of spelling, grammar, sen
tence structure. FREE pick-up and
delivery. FREE disc storage. 20 years
experience. 542-5922 (local call).
All Sophomore & Junior
BUSINESS MAJORS
find our about
Concentrations in
Business
March 29 at 3:00
' Operations, Finance,
Accounting
March 30 at 4:00
Marketing, Law, Real Estate,
Organizational Behavior
308Harres
Refreshments
AXQ
Frisbee Golf
THIRD ANNUAL TOURNAMENT
SUNDAY, APRIL 2
11-4 PIA
New UNC campus route. Tickets
available in the Pit or from anv
f-"Alpha Chi Omega member. For
info call: 968-0057
Jill Balloun-Pufcia'fy
Jane Cox-Performing Arts
Laura Foster-GaZery tu ,
Morgan How ell-Social
Karen Moon-Cabaret
Sue Rao-Current Issues
Mark Ricker-Film
RC Styles-Forum
Julie Wyne-Pubjc Relations
Ad Hoc Chairpersons:
Chris Hance-College Bowl
Steve Ol)tsVx-Concerts
Meredith Simpson
Performing Arts Outreach
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ABORTION - To 20 weeks. Private
and confidential GYN facility with
Saturday and weekday appointments
available. Pain' medication given. Free
pregnancy tests. 942-0824.
fellowships
THE WHITFIELD FELLOWSHIP of-,
fers $500 for individualized travel
study in Summer "89 for returning
undergraduates. Information available
at 214 Pittsboro St. (942-2152) or at
the Student Union. Deadline is April
14.
announcements
GUATEMALA BOUND! Looking for
volunteers to participate in service
project in beautiful highlands of Gua
temala. Call Jim 929-9652.
ORDER of the ARROW SUP
PER CLUB forming. Organiza
tional meeting March 30 at 7
pm. in Classroom 1 of the law
building. For more information
call David (933-4798).
OXFORD FOR YOU? If you have a
3.5 GPA and wish to spend a year in
one of the world's great universities
then come to Room 12, Caldwell Hall
for more information. UNC credit.
PAY UNC TUITION, fees and room
and Study Abroad in Manchester,
England. Last minute openings may
give you the chance of a lifetime. De
tails in Room 12. Caldwell Hall.
PROJECT LITERACY will
be conducting training work
shops for the Children's
Reading Program tonight
and Thurs. from 7-10 pm at
the campus Y. Please come if
interested.
LAST CHANGE
to show your art in
the Union.
pick up an information
sheet at the Union Desk
March 22-31
Industrial Relations
Association
and ASP A
will sponsor a
reception to get
acquainted with
Faculty and
Members
March 29
5:00 Lenoir Hall
North Dining Room
PROGRAM
Organizational
Meeting
for
1989-90
Thursday,
March 30
7:00 p.m.
Dey206
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IJEARKL
. MANPOWER is looking for
students interested in earning
great pay-plus commissions. We
offer flexible hours, and valuable
training and business experience.
Plus free use of a personal
computer.
If you are a full time student,
sophomore or above, with at least
a B average and are computer
familiar, Manpower needs you as
a Colligiate Rep to promote the
sales of the
IBM Personal System2
on campus.
For Experience That Pays,
uall Today
Manpower Temporary
Services
929-0279 or 493-4463
Alice Lockhart
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GPA HAD A HARD TIME LATELY?
LEEDS UNIVERSITY in England will
accept 2.5 GPA students from UNC
More information in Room 12, Cald
well Hall.
HEALING ARTS FESTIVAL.
Enjoy a full day of health related
workshops on Sat., April 8 at
UNCs Student Union. 9 am
4:30 pm. Topics include: Fitness
Walking, Creating a Responsible
Diet, Self-Massage. Tai Chi,
Self-Hypnosis, and many more.
Student fee: $15. Sponsored by
Community Wholistic Health
Center and Association of Nurs
ing Students. For more informa
tion call 929-1 132.
INTERRACIAL COUPLES.
MARRIED COUPLES,
andor individuals needed to
serve on panel for a program
for Race Relation Week
1989. Please contact Tanya
Person at the Campus Y by
April 3 for more
information.
INVESTMENTS . CLUB MEETING.
Thurs. March 30. New Carroll T-6 at
7 pm. Speaker from F.N. Wolf Invest
ment Bank. Also AT&T Contest re
sults will be discussed.
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE SPE
CIAL? Wondering how to attract oth
ers? Answer: "Divine Love to the
Rescue!" A free Christian Science
lecture on human relationships.
Thursday, March 30, 8 pm., 104
Howell HaiL
LYON, FRANCE for a year! Pay UNC
tuition and fees. UNC Study Abroad
Program. Details at 12 Caldwell.
MODELS NEEDED FOR 1990 CAR
OLINA GIRLS SWIMSUIT
CALENDARPOSTER. Experience
not necessary. Send name, address,
year, phone number plus face and
full-length pictures to: G&R Publica
tions. Box 934, Chapel Hill. NC
27514.
Add OXFORD to your RESUME.
Strong pre-law department. Receive
UNC credits with Study Abroad.
Come to Room 12, Caldwell Hall for
information.
BE IN THE HAWAIIAN TROPIC
BIKINI CONTEST AT PI KAPPA
PHI'S BURNOUT Fri., March 32.
Call Craig at 968-3286.
DRIVER NEEDED: April 9 March on
Washington! Caravan with AACE,
march with UNCCH pro-choice ban
ner. Riders share gas. Info, at rally
Weds. 29, 7 pm pit or 929-4449.
FREE TAX HELP available from
ihe VITA program (Volunteer In
come Tax Assistance). Bring
wage statements (W-2's) and
other relevant information to
New Carroll room 202 every
TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY
beginning February 28 and end
ing April 12 from 4-6 pm. Feder
al tax forms will be provided if
you do not have yours.
FUN, FRIENDS AND GIRLS!!!
It's not Spring Break, but , AX1
FRISBEE GOLF. Sunday, April
2, 11-4.
Fancy Free
5J,e vJA Ve-y lT
Sideshow
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ABOUT
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...WITH PROTECTING THE ) I I WHAT WAS Vcl S 1 DUNN0. MAYBE A ':
. INTERESTS OF ITBUBBA? ) C( DEER. I THINK I :
LEGITIMATE SPORTSMEN. ) Jf CtUA SEE A HOOF j
Doonesbury
MA'AM.
BILL ONLY HAS
AIPS-R5LATEP
COMPLEX, BUT
RANPY HAS FULL
BLOWN KAPOSI'S
SARCOMA. I
AND BOTH
BILL ANP
FAN PY ARE
INTHE HOS
PITAL WITH
IT, TOO
3-29
Bloom County
MY OH MY X
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BLUE JEANS DAY! The CGLA asks
that all lesbians, Gay men, and our
supporters wear Blue Jeans on Fri.
April 14 to show solidarity.
BURNOUT! Burnout! Bumout! Get
your 1989 Bumout T-shirt today! On
ly ten dollars and on sale in the Pit!
Get your Burnout shirt Lop Twicky!!!!
CAREER AND JOB FAIR: Over
90 employers from hospitals, health
agencies and career advisors availa
ble to discuss job opportunities and
degree options with any and all ma
jors. Thurs. March 30 from 10-2 pm.
Carmichael Auditorium. Refreshments
served.
CAROLINA CHEERLEADING
TRYOUTS (Men and Women) O
pen Gym April 4, 6:30 Fetzer
Gymnastics Room. Tryouts begin
April 7, 6:30 Fetzer Gymnastics
Room. Be a part of Carolina
Spirit! (Come dressed to prac
tice). CAROLINA FEVER is now taking
applicants for 1989-90 directors.
To apply, sign up for an interview
this week at the CAA office.
CAROLINA MAJORETTE TYR
OUTS Sun. April 2, 2-6 pm. For
more info call Gretchen 967-3574.
CGLA GENERAL BODY and A
WARENESS WEEK MEETING.
Thurs. March 30. 7:30 pm. Room
212 Carolina Union. Please come.
CHIMERA. UNCs Fantasy and Sci
ence Fiction Club will meet Thurs
day, March 30, 7:30 pm in Student
Union, Room 213 for Show and Tell.
Bring stuff!
CHINA for a year or semester, with
or without Chinese language. UNC
tuition, fees, room and board for year
exchange. Interested? Room 12,
Caldwell for details.
S.E.A.C.'s BANNER IS MISSING
and needs it back, pretty darn bad.
NO QUESTIONS. Call Blan or Alec
at 9338495.
SENIORS! SENIORS! Don't miss the
1989 GRADUATION TRIP to MYR
TLE BEACH! Look for info, in the Fit
or call SBT Travel 929-4321 or 967
3862. SIGMA PHI EPSILON "SLUGFEST"
WEEKEND April 7-8 for the benefit
of the Ronald McDonald House.
Softball teams needed to participate
in the tourney. Interested? Contact
968-9082 or 968-4019 for more info.
SQUASH TOURNAMENT, April
1-2. Fetzer Gym. Hard and Soft Ball.
Sign up now! Phone 966-5391 (days)
and 929-9504 (eves.).
THE CAA is looking for creative,
dedicated people for next year's
Homecoming, fundraising, pub
licity, and ticket committees. Ap
ply at our Union office by April 3.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN if Roe vs.
Wade is overturned? Find out at the
Abortion Debate on March 30 at
8:00 pm in Memorial Hall!
WIN UP TO $10,000 cash with the
NCAA Championship Game Con
test Bring your 7 -Up caps (2 liter or
16 oz.) to Western Union agent at
Sterling Business Services, 1507 E.
Franklin St.. 933-1111. Mon.-Fri.. 9
6; Sat. 9-3. STERLING transfers
money, sends telegrams, cables and
mailgrams via Western Union.
I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT AIDS
WILL BE THE ONLY TOPIC AT YOUR.
TOWN MEETING TODAY. PEOPLE
UJILLUANT YOUR ON EVERY
THING, FROM HEALTH CARE COSTS
TO CONFIDENTIALITY ISSUES TO
RE-LICENSN6 THE BATH HOUSES!
BANNING SEMI-AUTOMATIC AeSw
) !i fl RIFLES ISN'T THE
-a . rhV ArMSWFR ! 1 WANT TO I. - 1
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The Daily Tar Heel Wednesday, March 29, 19897
THE LATTER-DAY SAINT STU
DENT ASSOCIATION will have a
presentation on Making Time for
Christ presented by Joe and Marie
Cutlett on April 3 at 7 pm in the Un
ion. All are invited.
THREE OPENINGS for fall '89 at
LS.E. with new UNC program.
Semester or year programs. Informa
tion at 12 Caldwell, Study Abroad.
UNCs MARCHING CAROLINES
FLAG CORPS TRYOUTS will occur
April 13-16. Make plans to attend.
Watch the DTH for further details.
personals
Advertise in the Daily Tar
Heel Classifieds. Need a ride?
Need a ticket to a concert? Need
a place to live? You can find it in
the Tar Heel Classifieds. The
forms are available 24 hours a
day! Room 104, Carolina Union.
DEAR GOBLIN CORPS - Mouse
asked me to relay this message, "Not
good, worse than not good. Mouse
not see Goblin Corps. Where are
they?' - Vincent.
ELIZABETH, WE COULD BE
RICH if we wrote a book about
us. Times are changing. Go with
what you know! Your 4 am call
er. ERIC AND JoLee -Break a leg! Break
all your legs! Break various and sund
ry parts of your bodies! Just break
something. Love-Jamie.
The Far Side
"You meathead! Now watch! ... The rabbit
goes through the hole, around the tree
five or six times
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jsiV
RE-LICENSING UH...YES,
THE PATH MA'AM. THEY
HOUSES? YOU HAVE BEEN '
MEAN, THEY'RE FOR SOME
ClOSEP TME. .n
HZLLO?
I " SHARPER
I BRtC-A-5mC CO. ?
. term
YMflfL ORVER.
HAVE FAITH, forget or find out -never
doubt!
ITALIAN? SPANISH? Very attractive!
Latin-looking woman seen in
Fowler's around 12:30 pm. Mondayr
Was the guy with you a friend or
lover? If the former, and if you might
like to meet a man who appreciates'
women of your beauty, write Zonker,
P.O. Box 305, Chapel Hill for further
details.
MICHELLE AND URSULA-My
friend Winfield and I have been ad
vised that the Easter Bunny has left
something in our room for you.
Please help us with our dilemma.
P.S. Winfield says he loves you Ursu
la and of course I love you Michelle.
THE GOBLIN CORPS miss few op
portunities for adventure. The Dalek .
traveled to Skaro with the
Highlander's kilt! Peri, Jamie, and
Victoria adventured on the Hill. Sun
dipper had work to do, did the Evil1
twin prove a distraction? The goblin
Queen was absorbed in the work of
her kingdom. Vincent visited the un
derground and the Dread pirate
sailed away. Terrorist, Purple God
dess and other unmentioned goblins
had adventures afar. Our best wishes
to Hero for good health and return.
The Goblins are always busy but not
always talkative.
the only problem with pyramids is
that you never know who's on top.
TO THE GUY IN THE NC sweat
shirt, My name is Cathy, Give me a
call (929-9300). From the girl in
beige on the box.
WHEN LOVE STOPS, pain begins.
lift BryAy fco(
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