NEED A ROOMMATE? Next Sep
tember I will be a grad student (fe
male). Am out-of-town now. Need
student(s) who has apartmenthouse
to share. Please call Ma ureen
312472-1744.
SUMMER HOUSING: German
scholar (SF) seeks house to sit;
SF(s); family; or sublet to live in
Chapel Hill this summer (beginning
may 12). 942-2114.
rides
Need ride to ATLANTA or ATHENS
this weekend. I'll pay gas $$$.
PLEASE call Amy 933 1676. leave
message.
travelvacation
CYCLE CROSS COUNTRY, to ben
efit the Association for Retarded Citi
zens, 5,000 miles, mid-May to mid
Aug. Cool Northern route, low cost,
experienced tour leader. Call John
Egan. 967-5002.
EUROPE! EUROPE! EUROPE! EU
ROPE! SBT Travel has the best in
, low priced tour packages to Europe!
Trips start at $700! Call today 929-
' 4321.
HEADING FOR EUROPE THIS
SUMMER (OR ANYTIME)? Jet
there from DC or NYC for no more
than $160 with AIRHITCH. as re-
ported in Consumer Reports, NY
' Times, Let's Go, Newsday, Good
Housekeeping, and national network
morning shows. For details, call 212
864 2000 or write: AIRHITCH,
2901 Broadway. Suite 100C. NY.
NY 10025.
PLANE TICKET! Depart, to DEN
VER, COLORADO, one way with
brief connect, in Chicago. Leaves'
May 9 at 1 1 am from Greensboro on
United, arrives 2:24 pm. $100. Call
Adam, 933-6253 or leave message.
lost & found
THE DAILY TAR HEEL is now offering
free lost mim for two coMccativ
day. If you wish to, run your ad longer
than two days, please pay for the addi
tional days.
Found one bead necklace outside of
Phillips. If you can identify it, it is
yours. Call 933-7705 evenings.
Found! 4 silver keys on blue Wacho
" via key chain. Found on Softball field
4, intramural fields 328. Check
. APO lost and found.
FOUND: WATCH IN HOWELL
HALL room 104. Please call 933
6523 io claim.
Green hooded jacket lost before
Xmas. Still miss it. Please return.
Anne 966-2343, 967 262.
LOST! GRAY CAT with yellow col
lar. Female, small, thin. Approx. 6
lbs.. 10 mo. old. ROYAL PARK AR
EA -Friday night. REWARD! Call
967-3517. WE MBS INKY!!
LOST: GOLD HERRINGBONE
.BRACELET. Probably at SAE house
' Thursday night before Spring Break
extreme sentimental value-please call
' 933 3373. $20 reward.
- -STUDENT I.D.
MILLER. Pick
Desk.
FOUND. J. SCOTT
up at Union Front
Fri., March 31
Pi Kappa Phi's
Waxing
Poetics
The Pursuit
of Happiness
1:00 psn
WHUJBYOU
MANPOWER is looking for
students interested in earning
great pay-plus commissions. We
offer flexible hours, and valuable
training and business experience.
Plus fre us of a personal
computer.
If you are a full time student,
sophomore or above, with at least
a B average and are computer
familiar, Manpower needs you as
a Colligiata Rep to promote the
sales of the
IBM Personal System2
on campus.
For Interview on Campus
Mon & Tues, April 3 & 4
Call Alice Lockhart
929-0279
Manpower Temporary
Services
13h ANNUAL
THE Daily Crossword by Frank
ACROSS
1 Worst
5 Kind of fool
10 Party snack
14 Proceedings
recorded
15 "Not my will,
but
16 Algae gel
17 Stravinsky
masterpiece
20 Teen dance
' 21 Gullet
'.22 Language
'23 Pressure gp.
24 Mr. Addams
26 Plane people
33 Macbeth title
34 Excite
35 Sine
36 Penguins'
place
37 Tailor's Iron
' 33 Donate
-;39 More: abbr.
' 40 Bout
41 All fed up?
42 Traffic
suggestion
45 Bank
46 "Chorus Line"
number
47 Seldel
50 Lincoln
51 Meet
54 Mom's query?
59 "Dies "
60 Equalizes
61 Holly plant
62 Rumple
63 Plus
64 Cop's route
DOWN
1 Balneatlon
2 Bounced
sound
3 up
(increase)
4 Paving
component
5 Affix
6 Ugh!
7 de Oro
8 Data: abbr.
9 Paul of music
10 Celtic star
11 Antl to some
12 Strong taste
13 Therefore
18 Likeness
19 Metal sheet
23 In the
(healthy)
24 Defoe hero
25 Socks
26 Betty of
"Golden
Girls"
27 Belg. marble
28 Lively
29 Phone or toll
LAUREL DAVIS. I found a present
for you from your parents. Call Rob,
9294472.
LOST BLACK & GOLD RING with
Japanese writing. Lost on campus.
489-7889 (Durham).
LOST EMERALD RING AND GOLD
DOME RING on Softball Field 2 or 4
Tues. nite. If found please call Laurie
967-7335. Reward offered.
Lost or stolen: Large brown wallet. If
stolen, you know who you are. Taken
from Davis Library. Please return to
APO to save me some hassle. If
found please take to APO. Help me
OUT please!
tutoring
NEED HELP IN MATH22, 30, 31, or
1-4? OR Stat 11 or 23? Jim has rea
sonable rates. Call 929-5237 day or
night. Leave message.
services
ABORTION To 20 weeks. Private
and confidential GYN facility with
Saturday and weekday appointments
available. Pain medication given. Free
pregnancy tests. 942-0824.
CHEATERS NEVER LOSE! But you
can with amazing new Appetite At
tacker. You must remember to eat!
Great for binge eaters and emotional
eaters. Call 479-3038.
CONFUSED ABOUT THE PUR
CHASE of an automobile, appliance,
HiFiTVVCR? Contact Professional
Consultants, 968-9937. Please leave
message. Inquiries answered promptly-
FREE TAX HELP available from
the VITA program (Volunteer In
come Tax Assistance). Bring
wage statements (W-2's) and
other relevant information to
New Carroll room 202 every
TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY
beginning February 28 and end
ing April 12 from 4-6 pm. Feder
al tax forms will be provided if
you do not have yours.
FREE TAX HELP, sponsored
by Student Legal Services. Tax
Table located in Union Lobby,
Tuesday. 9-12 noon; Thurs
days, 10-7 pm. (Through April
1 1, except Spring Break.)
PREGNANT? Call PSS for FREE
and CONFIDENTIAL testing. 942
7318.
PROFESSIONAL GROUP PHOTOS
AT STUDENT RATES. Available
wcustom framing for under $20.
College classes, Greeks, Dorms,
Clubs, Pledge Classes, Teams -Any
Size. Call 967-3517 for more info.
RESUMES, Typing, Scanned Graph
ics, OCR, Laser printing, Fast turn
around. Low rates. TEXT SERVIC
ES, 942-3682.
TYPING AND FAST PROFESSION
AL WORD PROCESSING AT VERY
COMPETITIVE RATES. CALL CA
THY, 942-5838.
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING
Freshman to P oat-Doctoral and
Faculty. No job too large or too
mall. 100 letter quality. Pro
fessions!, fast, dependable, accu
rate. Word Wrangler. -933-9752.
DUE TO POPUUIR
DEfi'JUID DC RATES
WILL REMAIN AT THESES
LOW. LOW RATES FOR THE
REST OF THE SEMESTER!
Students, University,
Individual &
Non-profit Rates:
1 cel. inch $4.00
2 col. inch $8.00
3 col. inch $12.00
Business Rates:
1 col. inch $5.55
2col.inch $11.10
3 col. inch $16.65
Room 104 Union
Deadline: 12 noon,
2 business days before publication.
Loreleis
Spring Concert
Fri. March 31
8:00 PM
Gerrard Hall
Tickets: $3 at School
Kids Records, Union
Desk or at the door.
1989 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved
30 Mrs. Bunker
31 Engross
32 Beginning
33 Arduous
Journey
37 Earth sci.
38 Challenge
40 Office worker
41 Tendon
43 Esteems
44 Sturdy
47 Use the pool
48 From one side
to the other
49 Young falcon
50 Skookum
51 Dossier
52 Virginia
willow
53 Topic
55 Tchrs.' org.
56 Nielsen's
concern
57 Affirmative
58 Umbrella
support
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -FAST,
professional quality. FREE
editing of spelling, grammar, sen
tence structure. FREE pick-up and
delivery. FREE disc storage. 20 years
experience. 542-5922 (local call).
WORD PROCESSING AND RE
SUME SERVICE - FAST; ACCU
RATE TERM PAPERS. THESIS
AND CUSTOMIZED RESUMES.
LOW STUDENT RATES. THESAU
RUS. SPELLING AND GRAMMAR
CHECKERS ON LINE. GRAPHICS
AND LASER PRINTING AVAILA
BLE. DAILY STUDENT UNION
PICK UP AND DELIVERY AVAILA
BLE. RUSH JOBS WELCOME.
CALL ANYTIME. 870-1921.
passport photos
OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS
AND APPLICATIONS while you
wait. Ask for student and faculty
10 discount card. 10 good for
photos, supplies and shipping for
entire year. Sterling Business Servic
es, 1507 East Franklin. Mon-Fri, 9
6; Sat. 9-3. 9331111.
fellowships
THE WHITFIELD FELLOWSHIP of
fers $500 for individualized travel
study in Summer '89 for returning
undergraduates. Information available
at 214 Pittsboro St. (942-2152) or at
the Student Union. Deadline is April
14.
announcements
OXFORD FOR YOU? If you have a
3.5 GPA and wish to spend a year in
one of the world's great universities
then come to Room 12, Caldwell Hall
for more information. UNC CTedit.
PAY UNC TUITION, fees and room
and Study Abroad in Manchester,
England. Last minute openings may
give you the chance of a lifetime. De
tails in Room 12, Caldwell HalL
THREE OPENINGS for fall '89 at
L.S.E. with new UNC program.
Semester or year programs. Informa
tion at 12 Caldwell, Study Abroad.
UNC MARCHING CAROLINES
FLAG CORPS TRYOUTS April 13
16. Informational meetingpractice
Thurs. April 13, 8 pm in Carmichael
Auditorium. For more information call
Cynthia, 9336186.
WANTED! A FEW GOOD
BUFFS (and non-buffs). The
Carolina Union Flint Com
mittee needs a very few people
to make very preliminary plans for
next Fall. Spaces and interviews
are limited so sign up quickly.
Applications due Sat. April
1. See more info at Union Desk.
WIN A BEACH TRIP FOR TWO! En
ter the Carolina Beach Blast '89
Shag Contest - April 9, E'haus
Field. Contact Mike Sullivan at 933
5270. WIN UP TO $10,000 cash with the
NCAA Championship Game Con
test. Bring your 7 -Up caps (2 liter or
16 oz.) to Western Union agent at
Sterling Business Services, 1507 E.
Franklin St., 933-1111. Mon.-Fri.. 9
6; Sat. 9-3. STERLING transfers
money, sends telegrams, cables and
maikjrams via Western Union.
THEATRE
presents
"Keep Tightly
Closed..." '
by Megan Terry
"Life In The
Theatre"
by David Mamet
Sun., April 2,4 & 8pm
Mon., April 3,4 & 8 pm
Tues., April 4, 5 pm
Ticket distribution begins 45 minutes
before each performance!
06 Graham Memorial
FREE ADMISSION!
Richard
Adler
Lyricist, Songwriter
filonday,
April 3
0:00 Pftl
Union Cabaret
FREE
Sponsored by
Carolina Union
Special Projects
R. Jackson
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26 27 28 29 30 31 (32
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PROJECT LITERACY will
be conducting training work
shop for the Children'
Reading Program tonight
and Thurs. from 7-10 pm at
the campus Y. Please come if
interested.
S.E.A.C.'s BANNER IS MISSING
and needs it back, pretty darn bad.
NO QUESTIONS. Call Blan or Alec
at 933 8495.
SENIORS! SENIORS! Don't miss the
1989 GRADUATION TRIP to MYR
TLE BEACH! Look for info, in the Pit
or call SBT Travel 929-4321 or 967
3862. SIGMA PHI EPSILON "SLUGFEST"
WEEKEND April 7-8 for the benefit
of the Ronald McDonald House.
Softball teams needed to participate
in the lourney. Inlerested? Contact
968-9082 or 968 4019 (or more info.
THE CAA is looking for creative,
dedicated people for next year's
Homecoming, fundraising, pub
licity, and ticket committees. Ap
ply at our Union office by April 3.
THE LATTER DAY SAINT STU
DENT ASSOCIATION will have a
presentation on Making Time for
Christ presented by Joe and Marie
Cutlett on April 3 at 7 pm in the Un
ion. All are invited.'
INTERRACIAL COUPLES.
MARRIED COUPLES,
andor individuals needed to
serve on panel for a program
for Race Relations Week
1989. Please contact Tanya
Person at the Campus Y by
April 3 for more informa
tion. KAPPA KOURT and Kappa Alpha
Psi fraternity Inc. present a Lip Sync
contest featuring various R&B, RAP
and pop groups. Entertainment by
vocalists with a mini stepshow April
4, 1989 at 7 pm.
LABFEST '87 - DAVID MAMETS
"LIFE IN THE THEATRE" and Meg
an Terry's "KEEP TIGHTLY
CLOSED." April 2-4 in the LAB
THEATRE. 06 Graham Memorial.
FREE ADMISSION!
LYON, FRANCE for a year! Pay UNC
tuition and fees. UNC Study Abroad
Program. Details at 12 CaldwelL
MODELS NEEDED FOR 1990 CAR
OLINA GIRLS SWIMSUIT
CALENDARPOSTER. Experience
not necessary. Send name, address,
year, phone number plus face and
full-length pictures to: G&R Publica
tions, Box 934, Chapel Hill. NC
27514.
NEED TO RELAX? 3 session
group focusing on relaxation strate
gies. Wednesdays, 3-4:30 pm., -beginning
April 5. Call 966-3658 for
more information.
FUN. FRIENDS AND GIRLS!!!
It's not Spring Break, but AXi
FRISBEE GOLF. Sunday, April
2. 11-4.
GET INVOLVED IN YOUR BUSI
NESS SCHOOL! Be an ABS officer.
Elections Tues. in T-2 Carroll. See
ABS office for details on the officers.
GPA HAD A HARD TIME LATELY?
LEEDS UNIVERSITY In England will
accept 2.5 GPA students from UNC
More information in Room 12, Cald
well HalL
H
Jkll-Campus
tJam?
TONIGHT
Carmichael
Ballroom
101
featuring PRO DJ with
' lights &fog
Dance Progress ive Rap Rock
Carolina
Cheerleader
Tryoats:
Open Gym:
April
6:30 PM
Try outs Begin:
April 7
6:30 PM
Fetzer Gymnas
tics Room
Be a part of
Carolina Spirit!
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GUATEMALA BOUND! Looking for
volunteers to participate in service
project in beautiful highlands of Gua
temala. Call Jim 929 9652.
HEALING ARTS FESTIVAL.
Enjoy a full day of health related
workshops on Sat., April 8 at
UNCs Student Union, 9 am
4:30 pm. Topics include: Fitness
Walking, Creating a Responsible
Diet, Self-Massage, Tai Chi,
Self -Hypnosis, and many more.
Student fee: $15. Sponsored by
Community Wholistic Health
Center and Association of Nurs
ing Students. For more informa
tion call 929-1132.
HILLEL. TONIGHT. 6:30 pm.
Shabbat Services and Dinner.
Both Reform and Conservative
Services will be conducted. We
will be together for dinner. Din
ner. Hillel House, 210 W.
Cameron Ave.
Add OXFORD to your RESUME.
Strong pre-law department. Receive
UNC credits with Study Abroad.
Come to Room 12, Caldwell Hall for
information.
ALL WELCOME to come hear James
Davis, president of the AMERICAN
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, speak at
a buffet banquet dinner at the Holi
day Inn, downtown Raleigh, on April
20. The host is NCSU AED. Tickets
are $13, including dinner. For more
information, contact Nancy Cochran
at 1-737-3293.
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS.
David Herwitt, Vice President of
Marketing and Communication
Services at General Foods, will
speak about ad and marketing
careers on Mon., April 3 at 5:30
pm in 104 Howell Hall. Spon
sored by AAF.
BISEXUALS NEEDED FOR PANEL
ON BISEXUALTFY for Gay Aware
ness Week. Program to be held 41 1
(Tues.) at 3:30 pm. Please contact
the CGLA office at 962-4401.
BLUE JEANS DAY! The CGLA asks
that all lesbians. Gay men, and our
supporters wear Blue Jeans on Fri.
April 14 to show solidarity.
CAROLINA BEACH BLAST '89. Eh
ringhaus Field, April 9. Chairmen of
the Board, Entertainers, Breeze
Band. T-shirts on sale in the Pit -only
$8.
CAROLINA CHEERLEADING
TRYOUTS (Men and Women) O
pen Gym April 4, 6:30 Fetzer
Gymnastics Room. Tryouts begin
April 7, 6:30 Fetzer Gymnastics
Room. Be a part of Carolina
Spirit! (Come dressed to prac
tice). CAROLINA FEVER Is now taking
applicants for 1989-90 directors.
To apply, sign up for an interview
this week at the CAA office.
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OUTS Sun. April 2. 2-6 pm. For
more info call Gretchen 967-3574.
CHINA for a year or semester, with
or without Chinese language. UNC
tuition, fees, room and board for year
exchange. Interested? Room 12,
Caldwell for details.
FREE TAX HELP available from
the VITA program (Volunteer In
come Tax Assistance). Bring
wage statements (W-2's) and
other relevant information to
New Carroll room 202 every
TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY
beginning February 28 and end
ing April 12 from 4-6 pm. Feder
al tax forms will be provided if
you do not have yours.
FRESHMAN WOMAN'S SCHOLAR
SHIP -Challenge Yourself. All
Freshmen Women apply for a scholar
ship worth fall semester's in-state tui
tion. Applications are at the Union
Desk or the Dean of Student Affairs.
Due 4389 at 5 pm.
personals
ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS
ARE BLUE, isn't it sweet. Mark
is 22! Happy Birthday! Love,
Jewel and, Beth. P.S. Do you
still want to be a dentisth?
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE I
CAME UPON THE DOCTOR, but
he wasn't mine, and a good thing
too! He's no better than the old one;
still, at least Peri likes him. I'm just
glad to be back with Victoria. Now,
if only I could find Mo! Poor Sara,
she still can't find her way through
the Labyrinth, searching for the Go
blin City and the tall pale and ema
ciated one. Oh well! Until upon a
highland morn, Jaimie.
TO ELIZABETH S. R. -- HAPPY
BIRTHDAY! 4189, what a perfect
day for you to be bom! How appro
priate. From the best roommate in
the world!
TO HER MAJESTY and Her Co
horts in the Goblin Realm: Greet
ings! Sundipper is laid to rest. I am
now the Jawa Rider. Care to sit in
my Velorex?
TO OUR CRITICS: What makes you
so sure the Goblin Corps doesn't
have a real life? Because we write
strange personals? We're a group of
individuals who enjoy what we do ...
even if you don't like us, try to cope.
The Copperhead.
WHEN LOVE STOPS, pain begins.
GREETINGS GOBLIN CORPS!
Through Homework Undone and
programs unwritten, I have fought my
way to Fri. To those who have re
turned from afar, I cry welcome! (And
especially to Jaimie, whom I sorely
missed.) Peri has been electrocuted
while Sara is all sewn up. Love to all.
- Victoria.
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ABOVE, BELOW, BETWEEN, the
Goblin Corps inhabits all of these.
Well, no tunnels yet, but we inhabit
the Labrinth and the night skys. And
just think the Goblin Corps will be
international. Vincent is going where
two Doctors roamed. Don't you know
Father will have a fit! - Vincent.
Advertise in the Daily Tar
Heel Classified. Need a ride?
Need a ticket to a concert? Need
a place to live? You can find it in,
the Tar Heel Classifieds. The
forms are available 24 hours a
day! Room 104, Carolina Union.
ALI: Yo . Alicia ... hope you don't
sleep through the NCAAs. Recreate
all over them!
ASHLEY: Your fleche excites us.
Grabs some for us.
CAROLINA WOMEN LOOK
GOOD! Alicia, Cheryl. Ashley.
Lisa: Good luck at NCAAs. We're
behind you ... where the view's
good! The Men.
CHERYL: Kick Butt (from Hell)! We're
looking forward to hookin' with you
when you get back. ,
CHILD OF THE SUN: Our mutual
acquaintance has proven interesting,
however your presence is sorely
missed. Awaiting your next visit ....
Child of Shadows.
The Far Side
'Yes, yes ... now don't fuss ... I have something
for you all."
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VICTIMS OF
I'M NOT BAD. I just costume that
way The Daggit. I think the
Doctor's coat was designed by a
toon. - Peri. Well, I'll have you
know that my coat was designed by a
good friend of mine, a fellow by the
name of Walt. - the Doctor. Yes,
Walth Disney! -- Peri. Seriously fun
ny! He better watch out for the DIP! -R.
Rabbit.
IF SARAH'S BROUGHT THE KILT
BACK maybe Nero & Terrorist will
get another chance at Jamie's legs at
the Star Meeting (If AP absents her
self long enough). Congrats to Sun
dipper for Scarlet Dirt's nomination.
Bladerunner's new do is tempting for
tweaking. -- Nero.
Jeff 231 Morrison. Did you know
you're a DEAR with sexy legs and
beautiful eyes? Signed Ms. Parr or is
it Ms. Deneuve or ...
LISA: The future is now. The Irosh
has arrived. Enjoy your last trip with
(he senior women.
Maria Francesca S. My beautiful bril
lianl multi talented actress scholar
roomie Congrats on the MELLON!!
JAM on the comp lit Ph.D. E.
MY GOOD BEINGS OF THE GO
BLIN CORPS: I found the Igmee
comic strip to be very Neoclassically
Paleolithic. -- Renegade. It's always
summer here soon enough, but mine
is the hottest blood of all. - Argent.
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