FOUND: A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES
in Phillips. Describe. Call 942-5440.
tutoring
, nNEED HELP IN MATH22, 30. 31, or
. 1-4? OR Stat 1 1 or 23? Jim has rea
', . ,!sonable rates. Call 929 5237 day or
, n9ht. Leave message.
TUTOR AVAILABLE: Chem. Bio-
chem, and Biology. Qualified (PH.D.)
and Helpful (very). Evenings and
weekends. $10hr. or $152 hrs.
- -Phone 933 0617.
services
'-.'RESUMES, Typing, Scanned Graph
, Ics, OCR, Laser printing, Fast turn
around. Low rates. TEXT SERVIC
ES. 942 3682.
TYPING AND FAST PROFESSION
AL WORD PROCESSING AT VERY
' '' COMPETITIVE RATES. CALL CA
'THY. 912 5838.
. TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -,
FAST, professional quality. FREE
editing of spelling, grammar, sen
tence structure. FREE pick-up and
delivery. FREE disc storage. 20 years
' experience. 542-5922 (local call).
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -Freshman
to Post-Doctoral and
Faculty. No job too large or too
small. 100 letter quality. Pro
' fessional, fast, dependable, accu
rate. Word Wrangler, 933-9752.
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SUME SERVICE - FAST. ACCU
RATE TERM PAPERS, THESIS
AND CUSTOMIZED RESUMES.
LOW STUDENT RATES. THESAU
RUS, SPELLING AND GRAMMAR
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PICK UP AND DELIVERY AVAILA
BLE. RUSH JOBS WELCOME.
CALL ANYTIME. 870-1921.
ABORTION - To 20 weeks. Private
and confidential GYN facility with
Saturday and weekday appointments
available. Pain medication given. Free
pregnancy tests. 942 0824.
CHEATERS NEVER LOSE! But you
- can with amazing new Appetite At
tacker. You must remember to eat!
Great for binge eaters and emotional
1 eaters. CaB 479 3038.
CONFUSED ABOUT THE PUR
. CHASE of an automobile, appliance,
. .HiFiTVVCR? Contact Professional
. Consultants, 968 9937. Please leave
message. Inquiries answered prompt-
COflE CLOSER!
CLOSER!
Pardon the rude Intro
duction, but if you're an
attractive female, we
want to take a closer
look at YOU tor the.. .
1990 Carolina Girls
Swimsuit Calendar
Call: 968-0465
The Carolina Union
Forum & Film
Committees present
SPIKE LEE
aka: Mars Blackman
Independent Film
Maker of "School
Daze" & "She's Gotta
Have It"
Mon. April 17
8:00 P.M.
Memorial Hall
SMOKERS
NEEDED FOR
LUNG RESEARCH
Smokers age 18-45
needed for study on lung
clearance of inhaled
particles (must have
smoked at least 1 pack a
day for 5 years)
You will receive free
tests of pulmonary
function as part of pre
screening If selected for the study
you will earn $1 75 for
participating, 34hrsday
for (3) separate days
For more info, call the
Center for Environ
mental Medicine
UNC-CH 962-01 26
THE Daily Crossword by Harvey
ACROSS
' 1 Kilt wearer
5 Bannister e.g.
3 10 Hammurabi
X-"- had one
.14 Corn country
15 Dry-cell part
16 Soon
17 '60$ TV spy
spoof
20 Signed checks
21 December
song
.. 22 Atmospheric
prefix
23 Cabbage kin
. 25 Scours
' 29 Autumn apple
.32 Casslnl
33 Silly Soupy
34 A DIMaggio
39 Classic TV
sitcom
40 Night starter
41 foot oil
42 Brown brews
43 Spy's quest
45 Postulate
47 It's nothing
44 Epoch
49 Notary's need
51 Noteworthy
58 70s TV police
drama
59 Actor Conrad
60 Steer clear of
61 De-wrinkle
62 Hill builders
63 Inventor
Nikola
64 Hotbed
DOWN
1 Where It's at
2 Attorney Roy
3 Had to pay
4 -shanter
5 Parsons'
homes
6 Use deduction
7 Feudal boss
8 Tokyo's former
name
9 Sleep phenom.
10 They get
paddled
11 in the past
12 Talking toy
13 Comp. pt.
18 Muscat native
19 Hedger's
word
23 Metric weights
24 All over
25 Cuddly
28 Toucan's
toenails
27 Fix a bow
28 Cry of
disgust
29 Hankers for
30 Fred's sister
FREE TAX HELP available from
the VITA program (Volunteer In
come Tax Assistance). Bring
wage statements (W-2's) and
other relevant information to
New Carroll room 202 every
TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY
beginning February 28 and end
ing April 12 from 4-6 pm. Feder
al tax forms will be provided if
you do not have yours.
PREGNANT? Call PSS for FREE
and CONFIDENTIAL testing. 942
7318. passport photos
OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS
AND APPLICATIONS while you
wait. Ask for student and faculty
10 discount card. 10 good for
photos, supplies and shipping for
entire year. Sterling Business Servic
es. 1507 East Franklin. Mon-Fri. 9
6; Sat, 9 3. 933-1111.
fellowships
THE WHITFIELD FELLOWSHIP of
fers $500 for individualized travel
study in Summer "89 for returning
undergraduates. Information available
at 214 Pittsboro St. (942-2152) or at
the Student Union. Deadline is April
14.
WANTED: Good undergraduate
students interested in pursuing
graduate work in economics. The
department of economics at
Clemson University offers
coursework leading to the M.A.
and Ph.D. degrees, with specialty
areas that include Industrial
OrganizationRegulation, Public
Choice, Financial Economics and
Labor Economics. We have one of
the top research and teaching fa
culties in the South and encour
age close working relationships
between faculty and graduate
students. Financial aid in the
form of research and teaching as
sistantships is available. For
more information, contact Prof.
David N. Laband, Department of
Economics, Clemson University,.
242 Sirrine Hall. Clemson, SC
29631.(803)656-3969.
announcements
UNC MARCHING CAROLINES
FLAG CORPS TRYOUTS April 13
16. Informational meetingpractice
Thurs. April 13, 8 pm in Carmichael
Auditorium. For more information call
Cynthia, 9336186.
Leadership Matters...
announces the
Closing Session of the
Spring '89 Delegates
program.
This will be held on
Thurs., April 13,
7:00-8:30 p.m.,
208 Carolina Union.
For more information call
the Office of Leadership
Development, 966-404 1
1789
SEOI0O R1GE
The Senior Class
wishes to
congratulate
HENRY ROGERS
for being the first
senior to complete
the 200 Race!!
The 200 Race
continues while
mugs last!
IDs in Suite B
Awareness Week
APril9-12
WED: Racism in the
Gay Community
THURS: Orange Co.
Hearing on Anti
LesbianGay discrimi
nation FRI: Blue Jeans Day,
party, dance, fund
raiser SAT: Diedre McCalla
in Concert.
Call 962-4401 or come
by 21ZB Union for
details.
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All Rights Reserved
31 Toughie
33 Shoe on
wheels
35 Helens,
Wash.
37 Sign up
38 It holds the
line
39 relief
44 Snow-tire
alternatives
45 Business list
46 Mail away
48 Benefit
49 What CATs do
50 Give off
51 Grandson of
Adam
52 Matching
53 Kind of drill
54 Strange
sightings
55 Fast time
56 Finance deg.
57 Caesar's
lang.
58 Caesar's
greeting
THE CLEF HANGERS arc
auditioning for all parts
Mon-Wed. April 17-19. Pick
up applications and sign up
for audition times at the Un
ion Desk. Be a part of the
tradition!
UNC CLEF HANGERS will host
their 12th annual SPRING CON
CERT on Frl., April 14. at 8 pm in
Memorial Hall. Tickets may be pur
chased at the Union Box Office, in
the Pit, or at the door.
HILLEL. TONIGHT, 7:30 pm.
Professor Gior Ofer, professor at
Hebrew University, will speak on
Israelis and Palestinians - States
of the Conflict. Duke University
Social Sciences Bldg., Room
139.
HUMAN RESOURCES REPRESEN
TATIVES from Glaxo, GTE, and
EXXON at the IRAASPA HR Ca
reer Panel!! Wed., April 12 at 5:00 in
room 205 Carolina Union.
ORANGE COUNTY SPECIAL O
LYMPICS needs volunteers to help
on the day of the Games! Tues, April
18. Arrive by 9am. Grey Culbreth
Junior High, Chapel HiU.
PASSOVER SEDER 1989.'
First Seder on Wednesday
evening, April 19. Hillel will
have two Sedarim on the
first night, one at the Hillel
House, 210 W. Cameron
Ave., Chapel Hill and one at
Beth El Synagogue, 1004
Watts St., (corner Markham)
in Durham. Both begin at 7
pm. The Seder in Chapel
Hill will be Reform; the one
in Durham, Conservative.
Cost of Seder, $12 for stu
dents and $18 for communi
ty (faculty). Please call 942
4057 or 684-5955 as soon as
possible to make reserva
tions or for more informa
tion. Without a reservation
there is no guarantee of a
place. Reservations and mon
ey due by April 17.
WIN UP TO $10,000 cash with the
NCAA Championship Game Con
test. Bring your 7-Up caps (2 liter or
16 oz.) to Western Union agent at
Sterling Business Services, 1507 E.
Franklin St.. 933-1111. Mon.-Fri., 9
6; Sat. 9-3. STERLING transfers
money, sends telegrams, cables and
mailgrams via Western Union.
YOUR OWN BUSINESS - Sell u
nique T-shirts. Must apply now for
Fall '89. Call toll free 1-800 842
2336. Get Excited!
Dlff Giiiliiif
Group Leader
applications
now available
at the
Campus Y
Due by Tues.,
April 18
Got a question?
Got a gripe? Just
want to meet the
Chancellor?
Lunch with
Chancellor
Hardin!
April 27, 1989
12 noon
North Dining
Room, Lenoir Hall
Free & Informal
Sign Up at the
Union Desk
SENIORS
The Senior Class
Gift is not over!
We need some
interested and
critical minds to
help decide on
the criteria for our
$500,000 profes
sorship. Come
give your input at
an open meeting
tonight at 8 pm, in
the Union, room
208
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UNC MARCHING CAROLINA
FLAG CORPS tryouts are this
week, Thursday 8:00 pm Carmi
cheal Auditorium. Come pre
pared to practice! Questions call
Cynthia 933186.
LORELEIS AUDITIONS: April
18-201 sign-up for an audition time
at Union desk.
SALE! LIGHT YEARS JEW
ELRY announce their semi
annual outside earring sale.
April 7-12. 119 12 E.
Franklin St. 1 1-5:30 pm daily-
SCUBA CLASSES! Spend this sum
mer in the water! Courses in April
and May, Chapel Hill and Durham lo
cations. Call Water World, 942-0918
or 596 8185.
SENIORS! SENIORS! Don't miss the
1989 GRADUATION TRIP to MYR
TLE BEACH! Look for info, in the Pit
or call SBT Travel 929 4321 or 967
3862. COME GET INVOLVED
WITH THE HUNGER
CLEANUP on April 151 Stop
by the Pit Monday or Tuesday
or come by the Campus Y to
sign up.
ENGLISH PROFESSOR
GEORGE LENSING will speak
on " God's Friendship" New
man the Catholic Student
Center, 6:30 pm, Wed. April
12. (218 Pittsboro, behind Caro
lina Inn). Join us for dinner at
5;30 pm also! All welcomel
FREE TAX HELP available from
the VITA program (Volunteer In
come Tax Assistance). Bring
wage statements (W-2's) and
other relevant information to
New Carroll room 202 every
TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY
beginning February 28 and end
ing April 12 from 4-6 pm. Feder
al tax forms will be provided if
you do not have yours.
GUATEMALA BOUND! Looking for
volunteers to participate in service
project in beautiful highlands of Gua
temala. Call Jim 929-9652.
HENRY KISSINGER played di
plomacy and so can you. Come
to Ourcon, Frl. -Sun. at Hamilton
Hall for Wargames and FRPs.
Fun starts at 6 pm Friday.
KARATE CLASSES!! - Tuesdays &
Fridays, 6-8 pm at Community
Church of Chapel Hill (Off Mason
Farm Road). Join today 2 Free
Classes. Information? 933-2882. '
BABIES CANT PROTECT THEIR
HUMAN AND CIVIL RIGHTS. Will
you please help stop the unneeded
and harmful so-called "surgery." No
more circumcision.
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CARLOS
FUENTES
April 12
7:30 P.M.
Location Change!
Memorial Hall
Lecture followed by
book signing
Presented by
Carolina Union Human
Relations Committee
HUMAN
RESOURCES
CAREER PANEL
sponsored by
American Society for
Personnel
Administration
and the
Industrial Relations
Association
Reps, from
Glaxo, GTE & Exxon
Wed., April 12 at
5:00, Rm 205
Carolina Union.
ELECTION OF ASPA
OFFICERS, TOO!
BLUE JEANS DAY! The CGLA asks
that all lesbians, Gay men, and our
supporters wear Blue Jeans on Fri.
April 14 to show solidarity.
CAMPUS UNITE! TAKE
BACK THE NIGHT. THURS
DAY. APRIL 13TH. 7:30
BETWEEN DAVIE HALL
AND THE ARBORETUM.
TAKE A STAND. SAY NO
TO RAPE ON OUR CAM
PUS. BE THERE!
CAROLINA FEVER will have its
final meeting of the year Mon. A
pril 17 at 7 pm in Gardner 08.
ALL current and potential mem
bers should attend!!
personals
VONDA: HEY HAG ... you bet
ter forget about those social se
curity checks and check out
some late-night doughnuts in
Durham action. But don't forget
about screeching our entrance in
to Hickory, the wild Greenville
dancers, doin the Heisman, THE
EMPIRE, and when all else fails
there's always somethin' hap
nin' at the Bo. Looking forward
to lots of labels and bagels in
the future ... DJ Jazzy Jas
mine and Fresh Sarah YO!
OK ARNOLD: Call me. I'd love to go
eat dinner and see SPIKE LEE next
Monday. Jackie, the tail chick.
POPTART! The X 15 cruise Basse
lope has entered the Earth's atmos
phere to wish you-know-who a happy
you-know-what week! Love, Me!
3D - Did I Mention How Much I Love
You? - BDS.
Advertise in the Daily Tar
Heel Classifieds. Need a ride?
Need a ticket to a concert? Need
a place to live? You can find it in
the Tar Heel Classifieds. The
forms are available 24 hours
day! Room 104, Carolina Union.
T - My life is a living nightmare with
out you. I blame myself for what has
resulted, and I truly regret it. I'm very
sorry! P. S. If fate prevails, remember,
1 can't promise what will happen to
morrow, and I wish that I could only
buy back the bad things I did yester
day." All I'm asking is that you give
me one last chance. I LOVE YOU!
C.
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SUZIE, Let's see if it's true abaout
the "Little Duece! We can find out
after the Clef concert Friday night,
'cause he "Get's Around." See you
there IX.
CATS CRADLE will hold a ben
efit concert for Operation Cross
roads Africa, tomorrow, Wednes
day, featuring Filter Kings and
Dillon Fence. Draft 50. Spon
sored by Hardback Cafe.
DENEUVE Is this really happen
ing? Maybe we'd better go back to
sleep. (No more surprises for awhile!)
Love always, Sinus & Senior. P.S.
O.K., maybe a few more.
EQUESTRIAN TEAM: KK. Susan.
Mary Todd, Chris, Kathy K.. Beth
S., Nan, Milan, Ben, Beth Y., Kathy
0. and Gabriele. Thanks for a suc
cessful show season and an awe
some year! The early (5 am) trips,
stopping at Hardee's. YOU GUYS
ARE GREAT!
HAPPY 20th Birthday Vonda! You're
mint! - Jen, Mel, Cathy and Jenn.
HAPPY B DAY VON, DA, V-HICK-LE,
ETC. Twenty long years without
a personal ad (so sad.) Here's to sur
viving two years in ETiaus. Beee. LI.
KATIE ADAMS, Emily Boothroyd,
Cheryl Borszich , Lisa Brady, Katy
Crum, Beth Domby, Carter Edge
worth, Dan Gallagher, Dierdre Healy,
Linda Herman, Karl Huber, Beth Jol
ly, Jim Knoble, Ela Milewska, Eu
gene Naughton, Stefanie Schoen
bach, Robert Staley, and Patricia
Thieman. Thanks for all your hard
work with Catholic Campus Ministry
this year. Ann Frey, Shannon Jones,
and Tom Krebs.
UN B.: HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I love
you! If you're still hungry I'll take you
to dinner. Please behave yourself. As
if you wouldn't.
TO THE WOMAN I saw
working alone last night:
Come to the Take Back the
Night March on Thursday,
7:30 pm in the Arboretum
behind Davey Hall.
TRACE MEISTER: May your day be
replete with YOUR cool whip, mu
cins KFC road crossings, WAYNES
WORLD! and no fallin' down the
steps. Ah'U shurely miss yoo in Col
oraydo next year! Your the best!
Happy 19! Kat ester.
V - HICKLE HAPPY BIRF-DAY.
Eat lots of cake and drink some more
Corona. With love, Da Cave Dwellers.
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TO DA! The world's biggest sweetie
and bestest friend. Happy Birthday!!
Yeah, Yeah, chocolate would have,
been better, but oh well. LUV YA!
Steph.
TO THE BABE in white Mercedes
with Texas plates I like what I see!
Like to get to know you better! Re
spond in DTH. Blonde in electric
blue Acura.
TO THE KAMKAZI GIRLS at Beach
Blast: Thank you for being so nice.
Would you like a copy of the video
footage I took of you? Call me at
489-0982 after 9pm. Edward.
' TO THE TWO GIRLS from Avery
waiting on the bus last Saturday
night, need another lift to Franklin
St. this weekend? Call me on Thurs
day from 5-11 if you're interested.
Mike.
The Far Side
"I don't know which one of you is doing it,
but at the end of the symphony, we shall
refrain from playing 'shave and a haircut.'"
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LOVECHUNKS, If you loved me
you'd take me to the Clef Con
cert on the 14th! POOPSIE.
MISS PORKARINA FAY!
How dare you insinuate that
you, of all people, have the
ability to crack my face!? Let
me tell you something Miss
Pigarella. If I ever hear you
spreading such preposterous
falsities again, I will person
ally liposuction the 1,000
pounds of cholestrol housed
in your body and use it for
moisturizer! Sincerely, The
Countess.
MY DEAREST POOPSIE, Til give
you an answer at the Clef Hanger
concert, but not if you don't take me!
Kitten.
4-12.
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