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GOT A FRIEND? Female seeks two
roommates to share two bedrm, two
bath aptmt. (or summer and next
year. Rent $160, low utilities. Call
HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM
while sharing a huge house with
three guys, June 1 -August 1.
Close to campus and on bus
line. Call Kelly at 933-2524,
ATTENTION MILL CREEK OWN
ERS - 2 non smoking responsible fe
males seek to rent unil for the 1989
?0 school year please call 933
1788 if no answer leave a message.
HOUSE SITTER AVAILABLE for
summer. UNC graduate, both par
ents on faculty. Call Brian al 933
1342 and leave message.
NEED A ROOMMATE? Next Sep
I ember I will be a grad student (fe
male). Am out-of-town now. Need
student(s) who has apartmenthouse
to share. Please call Maureen
PESPERATELY NEED RIDE to
OVA weekend of April 14-16. Will
help pay gas and drive. Good compa
ny! Please call Sarah 933-4592.
NEED A RIDE TO D.C. on April
20th or early 21st. Will pay for gas
and provide bitchin conversation.
Call either 929-9524 or 933-4300
and ask for Steve.
NORTHWEST: Ride available UNC
grad departing 6189 for Seattle. 1
2 non-smokers; personal expenses
only, no gas or driving required. Late
July return possible. 1-847-4832.
EUROPE! EUROPE! EUROPE! EU
ROPE! SBT Travel has the best in
low priced tour packages to Europe!
Trips start at $700! Call today 929
4321. PLANE TICKET! Depart, to DEN
VER. COLORADO, one way with
brief connect, in Chicago. Leaves
May 9 at 1 1 am from Greensboro on
United, arrives 2:24 pm. $100. Call
.Adam. 933-6253 or leave message.
SEE EUROPE. Open Ticket from
N.Y.C. to Paris via major airline. Ac
cepting all offers. Call Dan. 929
Is hiring for student callers
now through the summer
. session. Convenient
evening sessions, flexible
schedules, $4hr to start,
and a great resume builder!
Call 962-7014 or come by
the Porthole Building for
- more information.
DEISIID DC RATES
WILL REMAIN AT THESES
LOW. LOW RATES FOR THE
REST OF THE SEMESTER!.
1 col. inch $4.00
2 col. inch $8.00
3 col. inch $12.00
'.. Business Rates:
1 col. inch $5.55
.'3 col. inch $16.65
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THE Daily Crossword by
1 Onion kin
5 Cinema aide
14 High point
15 New cadet
16 Bit of thunder
17 Curds partner
18 Wolf's remark
20 Likewise not
21 Kind of dance
23 Traffic sign
2$ Traffic sign
28 Wept loudly
; 38 Word game
38 end (over)
: 39 Afore
: 40 Opera piece
; 42 Senate event
; 45 Cry of dread
'. 47 Asian nation
; 50 Printing units
51 Not up to par
' 54 Alternates
57 Bantu tongue
58 Sort of
59 Author Zola
60 Till section
61 Fresh talk
63 Track posting
9 Lab chemical
10 Make a bust
11 German river
24 a Song
26 Less noble
29 Encircled by
FOR DISCOUNT airfare to Europe
call SBT Travel at 929-4321. We can
save you from $50-$350. London
roundtrip, $395. Paris, $375, Aus
MYRTLE BEACH CONDO. "Place
at the Beach I", Shore Drive, Ocean
Front Sideview, 919-488-7002.
NANTUCKET ISLAND: Apartment
for rent for (4) people for the summer.
508 228-2710 (eves.). Within walking
distance of the beach.
lost & found
THE DAILY TAR HEEL is now offering
free lost ad for two coasecative '
day. If you wish to run your ad longer
than two days, please pay for the addi
FOUND: A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES
in Phillips. Describe. Call 942-5440.
FOUND: GREY UMBRELLA on sec
ond floor Murphy. To claim, call 933
FOUND: WATCH. Call 933-4719.
LOST APRIL 4. a pair to PRESCRIP
TION GLASSES in a soft, tan case.
Lost in Saunders Hall, Howell Hall or
Davis Library. If found please call
LOST: Circular gold charm wilh ini
lials EBA. Call 933 6524.
LOST: TAN BAG with blue trim con
taining clothes. Lost in parking lot at
East Granville on side of Little Frat.
Reward offered. Contact 933-1485.
LOST:CROSS PEN AND PENCIL
SET in beige case. Lost between
Paul Green Theatre and Phillips HalL
Please call 1-834 3376 (night), ask
NECKLACE FOUND in FeUer Gym
locker room, Thurs. 46. Call to de
scribe. 933 3358.
TIMEX WATCH given to me by
grandparents-lost between South
campus and Sig Ep house. If found
please dial-a-now-sobered girl, 933
HAVE A SEISMIC EXPERIENCE!
Get help from a geology PhD stu
dent! Lecture and lab tutoring.
Group rates available. Have brains;
wil travel. 929-8296.
TUTOR AVAILABLE: Chem. Bio
chem, and Biology. Qualified (PH.D.)
and Helpful (very). Evenings and
weekends. $10hr. or $152 hrs.
Phone 933 0617.
Wed., April 19
The best teams in
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31 DNA elements
38 Hard rocks
37 Hawaiian port
38 Land area
40 Feels sore
41 Inning sextet
43 They don't
48 Park, N.J.
47 Heat meas.
49 Luau music
makers 52 Escaped
55 Plate cleaner?
57 Chaotic place
NEED HELP IN MATH 22. 30. 31,
or 1-3 or in STAT 1 1 or 23? Jim has
reasonable rates. Call 929-5237 day ,
or night. Leave message.
ABORTION - To 20 weeks. Private
and confidential GYN facility with
Saturday and weekday appointments
available. Pain medication given. Free
pregnancy tests. 942-0824.
CHEATERS NEVER LOSE! But you
can with amazing new Appetite At
tacker. You must remember to eat!
Great Tor binge eaters and emotional
eaters. Call 479-3038.
CONFUSED ABOUT THE PUR
CHASE of an automobile, appliance,
HiFiTVVCR? Contact Professional
Consultants. 968 9937. Please leave
message. - Inquiries answered
PREGNANT? Call PSS for FREE
and CONFIDENTIAL testing. 942
RESUMES, Typing, Scanned Graph
ics, OCR, Laser printing, Fast turn
around. Low rates. TEXT SERVIC
ES, 942 3682.
TYPING AND FAST PROFESSION
AL WORD PROCESSING AT VERY
COMPETITIVE RATES. CALL CA
,THY, 942 5838.
ING - FAST, ACCURATE.
ATION OF YOUR TERM
PAPER. RESUME. THESIS.
DISSERTATION. ETC. LET
TER QUALITY PRINTING.
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -FAST,
professional quality. FREE
editing of spelling, grammar, sen
tence structure. FREE pick-up and
delivery. FREE disc storage. 20 years
experience. 542-5922 (local call).
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -Freshman
to Post-Doctoral and
Faculty. No job too large or too
mall. 100 letter quality. Pro
fessional, fast, dependable, accu
rate. Word Wrangler. 933-9752.
WORD PROCESSING AND RE
SUME SERVICE FAST, ACCU
RATE TERM PAPERS, THESIS
AND CUSTOMIZED RESUMES,
LOW STUDENT RATES. THESAU
RUS, SPELLING AND GRAMMAR
CHECKERS ON LINE. GRAPHICS
AND LASER PRINTING AVAILA
BLE. DAILY STUDENT UNION
PICK UP AND DELIVERY AVAILA
BLE. RUSH JOBS WELCOME.
CALL ANYTIME. 870-1921.
THE WHITFIELD FELLOWSHIP of
fers $500 for individualized travel
study In Summer '89 for returning
undergraduates. Information available
at 214 PittsboroSt. (942-2152) or at
the Student Union. Deadline is April
WANTED: Good, undergraduate
students Interested in pursuing
graduate work in economics. The
department of economics at
Clemson University offers
coursework leading to the M.A.
and PhD. degrees, with specialty
areas that include Industrial
Be First In
. without standing in
. one! The Carolina
Union Activities Board
is looking for a few
students to staff
committees this spring
in preparation for fall's
early events. If
interested, join us in
Union Room 21 1-12 at
6:00 pm on April 17.
Look for us because
we'll he looking for you!
Smokers age 18-45
needed for study on lung
clearance of inhaled
particles (must have
smoked at least 1 pack a
day for 5 years
You will receive free
tests of pulmonary
function as part of pre-
If selected for the study
you will earn $175 for
for (3) separate days
For more info, call the
Center for Environ
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Choice, Financial Economics and
Labor Economics. We have one of
the top research and teaching fa
culties in the South and encour
age close working relationships
between faculty and graduate
students. Financial aid in the
form of research and teaching as
sistantships is available. For
more information, contact Prof.
David N. Laband, Department of
Economics, Clemson University,
242 Sirrine Hall. Clemson. SC
29631, (803) 656-3969.
OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS
AND APPLICATIONS while you
wait. Ask (or student and faculty
10 discount card. 10 good for
photos, supplies and shipping (or
entire year. Sterling Business Servic
es, 1507 East Franklin. Mon-Fri. 9
6; Sat. 9 3. 9331111.
. KARATE CLASSES!! - Tuesdays
Fridays, 6-8 pm at Community
Church of Chapel Hill (Off Mason
Farm Road). Join today -- 2 Free
Classes. Information? 933-2882.
ATTENTION RISING SOPHO
MORES: If you would be interested
in participating in Emerging Leaders
Program for Fall "89, please attend an
informational meeting on either Mon
day, 417 at 5:30 pm or Tuesday,
418 at 6 pm in 101 Greenlaw.
Sponsored by the Office of NC
BABIES CANT PROTECT THEIR
HUMAN AND CIVIL RIGHTS. Will
you please help stop the unneeded
and harmful so-called "surgery." No
BLUE JEANS DAY! The CGLA asks
that all lesbians. Gay men, and our
supporters wear Blue Jeans on Fri.
April 14 to show solidarity.
CHIMERA FILM FESTIVAL.
Saturday. April 15th, 12:00
noon in the Student Union's
Great Hall. Three films in
cluding "THE ROCKY HOR
ROR PICTURE SHOW". Ad
mission - $3:00 - General;
$5:00 - Audience Participa
tion. All Transylvanians
PASSOVER SEDER 1989.
First Seder on Wednesday
evening, April 19. Hillel will
have two Sedarim on the
first night, one at the Hillel
House, 210 W. Cameron
Ave., Chapel Hill and one at
Beth El Synagogue, 1004
Watts St., (corner Markham)
in Durham. Both begin at 7
pm. The Seder in Chapel
Hill will be Reform; the one
In Durham, Conservative.
Cost of Seder, $12 for stu
dents and $18 for communi
ty (faculty). Please call 942
4057 or 684-5955 as soon as
possible to make reserva
tions or for more informa
tion. Without a reservation
there is no guarantee of a
place. Reservations and mon
ey due by April 17.
"You're A Good
by Clark Gesher
Sun., April 16,4 & 8 pm
Mon., April 17,4 & 8 pm
Tues., April 18, 5 pm
Ticket distribution begins 45 minutes
before each performance!
06 Graham Memorial
If you are interested in
participating in the
for Fall '89, attend one
of the information
Mon 417, 5:30 pm
Tues 418, 6:00 pm
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1990 CAROLINA GIRLS SW1MSUIT
CALENDAR MODELS NEEDED. If
selected you will receive a sitting fee,
free calendars plus more. No experi
ence needed. For information, 968-0465.
MISSED THE MEETING
THURSDAY NIGHT? It's not too
late to try out for UNCs March
ing Carolines Flag Corps, come
to Ehringhaus Field at 3:30 pm
today or call Cynthia, 933-6186.
ORANGE COUNTY SPECIAL O
LYMPICS needs volunteers to help
on the day of the Games! Tues, April
18. Arrive by 9am. Grey Culbreth
Junior High, Chapel Hill.
SCUBA CLASSES! Spend this sum
mer in the water! Courses in April
and May, Chapel Hill and Durham lo
cations. Cafl Water World. 9424)918
SENIORS! SENIORS! Don't miss the
1989 GRADUATION TRIP to MYR
TLE BEACH! Look for info, in the Pit
or call SBT Travel 929-4321 or 967
THE CLEF HANGERS are
auditioning for all par's
Mon-Wed. April 17-19. Pick
up applications and sign up
for audition time at the Un
ion Desk. Be a part of the
UNC CLEF HANGERS will host
their 12th annual SPRING CON
CERT on Fri., April 14, at 8 pm in
Memorial Hall. Tickets may be pur
chased at the Union Box Office, in
the Pit, or at the door.
COME GET INVOLVED
WITH THE HUNGER
CLEANUP on April 15! Stop
by the Pit Monday or Tuesday
or come by the Campus Y to
COME TO A WORKSHOP ON
FUND RAISING sponsored by the
Office of NC FellowsLeadership De
velopment, and presented by Carol
Geer on Tuesday, April 18 at 7 pm,
211 Carolina Union.
HENRY KISSINGER played di
plomacy and so can you. Come
to Ourcon, Fri. -Sun. at Hamilton
Hall for Wargames and FRPs.
Fun starts at 6 pm Friday. .
HUMAN RESOURCES REPRESEN
TATIVES from Glaxo, GTE, and
EXXON at the IRAASPA HR Ca
reer Panel!! Wed.. April 12 at 5:00 in
room 205 Carolina Union.
LORELEIS AUDITIONS: April
18-20! sign-up for an audition time
at Union desk.
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GUATEMALA BOUND! Looking for
volunteers to participate in service
project in beautiful highlands of Gua
temala. Call Jim 929-9652.
WIN UP TO S 10.000 cash with the
NCAA Championship ' Game Con-,
test. Bring your 7 -Up caps (2 liter or
16 oz.) to Western Union agent at
Sterling Business Services, 1507 E.
Franklin St.. 933 1111. Mon. Fri., 9
6; Sal. 9 3. STERLING transfers
money, sends telegrams, cables and
mailgrams via Western Union.
RON (Mr. Best Looking Eyes from
Grimes) - Tell Shane I said Happy
Birthday and thank him again for .
making my day at Beach Blast! Shan
non. SUZIE, Let's see if it's true abaout
the "Little Duece! We can find out
after the Clef concert Friday night,
'cause he "Get's Around." See you
there ! X.
TIMOTHY ALLEN H. Congratu
lations on finishing your Honors
History Thesis. I'm so proud of
you! Love, Larisa.
TO MNDC Is Fred Dan Quaile? Is
this kinder and gentler? Why do
Beehive's lips burn? Why did Greg
order Miller? Does Voss climb trees?
Who went to Players and why?
TO MY PARTNER IN CRIME: Here's
to a great weekend, and surprises.
TO THE BEAUTIFUL BLONE wear
ing the whitecream sweater and
green pants in the Ratt at 1:15 Tues
day, I've admired you all semester.
The minute I saw you I was attracted
to you. I can't get you off my mind.
XXX OOO. Guess who? Don't
know? Something's wrong!
TO THE CUTE LITTLE red-haired
girl. Meet me at the Lab Theatre for
the UNC premiere of "YOU'RE A
GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN"
April 16-18. m save you a front row
seat! Your secret admirer, CB.
Advertise in the Daily Tar
Heel Classifieds. Need a ride?
Need a ticket to a concert? Need
a place to live? You can find it in
the Tar Heel Classifieds. The
forms are available 24 hours a
day! Room 104, Carolina Union.
GOOD MORNING, SNUGGLEBUN
NY! Remember these - poetry, pic
nics, beebeebobbi, distant kisses,
eep eep eep, "just wanted to move
your head," White Zinfadel, the trian
gle. Forever yours.
HAPPY 21st Birthday Alecia! Re
member to be an agressive woman
while we party all night go wild!
Love, your busom buddies Christie,
Claudia, and Katya.
ANDY USBS HUMOR TO SOFTEN
THBRAGBHEFeaS ANP TO
HUP HIM FAC5- THB ABYSS.
I ENCOURAGE II BECAUSE
AlPS CARE IS ABOUT HOPING
PEOPLE COPE, HELPING THEM
PIE WITH PIGNITY..,
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The Daily Tar HeelFriday, April 14, 19899
TO THE KAMIKAZI GIRLS at Beach
Blast: Thank you for being so nice.
Would you like a copy of the video
footage I took of you? Call me at
489-0982 after 9pm. Edward.
TRACEMEISTER: May your day be
replete with YOUR cool whip, mu
chos KFC road crossings, WAYNES
WORLD! and no fallin' down the
steps. Ah'll shurely miss yoo in Col
' or a yd o next year! Your the best!
Happy 19! Katester.1 -
LOVECHUNKS. If you loved me
you'd take me to the Clef Con
cert on the 14th! POOPSIE.
MISTRESS ROTUNDRA. if thou
dost have the ability to crack my face,
I challenge thee to do so. I am cer
tain that thou willst fail for I am a Su
preme, Noble being, sitting upon an
ivory tower, looking down upon your
massiveness. Again I challenge thee
and in the process I will destroy you.
Sincerely, The Countess.
MY DEAREST POOPSIE.' I'll give
you an answer at the Clef Hanger
concert, but not if you don't take me!
The Far Side
"Now over here, Mom and Dad, is what
we call 'The Rack,' and I'll show you how
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ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE SCENE, BABE.
YOU'RE THE VALEDICTORIAN OF THE
UNC CLASS OF. 1990, LEADING THE
SENIORS INTO SOCIETY TO TAKE THEIR
PLACES AS TOMORROW'S LEADERS.
ANDHBMAKeS 50m 1BFF1BLB
JOKE ABOUT HIS teaONS, ANP I
Km sotemiNe inside, but
BRE, You no longer look like a foot ,
ball player. I'm sure Jimmy's im-;
pressed because "no snack satisfies
you" Remember, kissing cousins is
CATS CRADLE will hold a ben
efit concert for Operation Cross
roads Africa, tomorrow, Wednes
day, featuring Filter Kings and
Dillon Fence. Draft 50. Spon
sored by Hardback Cafe.
DENEUVE Is this really happen- -ing?
Maybe we'd better go back to,
sleep. (No more surprises for awhile!)
Love always. Sinus & Senior. P.S. .
O.K., maybe a few more.
RENEE. Happy Birthday Roomie!
You're the best friend I could ever
have. I'm sure next year will be even
wilder. (Don't wear jeans!) Love Trish.
ROBERT D. I've often admired you
from afar. Would you meet me in front'
of Memorial Hall 8:00 Monday, April
17 to hear SPIKE LEE? I ll be in aU
black and reveal myself then. Re
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