m4m mii GOT A FRIEND? Female seeks two roommates to share two bedrm, two bath aptmt. (or summer and next year. Rent $160, low utilities. Call 9683610. HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM while sharing a huge house with three guys, June 1 -August 1. Close to campus and on bus line. Call Kelly at 933-2524, leave message. rooms needed ATTENTION MILL CREEK OWN ERS - 2 non smoking responsible fe males seek to rent unil for the 1989 ?0 school year please call 933 1788 if no answer leave a message. HOUSE SITTER AVAILABLE for summer. UNC graduate, both par ents on faculty. Call Brian al 933 1342 and leave message. NEED A ROOMMATE? Next Sep I ember I will be a grad student (fe male). Am out-of-town now. Need student(s) who has apartmenthouse to share. Please call Maureen 312472 1744. rides PESPERATELY NEED RIDE to OVA weekend of April 14-16. Will help pay gas and drive. Good compa ny! Please call Sarah 933-4592. NEED A RIDE TO D.C. on April 20th or early 21st. Will pay for gas and provide bitchin conversation. Call either 929-9524 or 933-4300 and ask for Steve. NORTHWEST: Ride available UNC grad departing 6189 for Seattle. 1 2 non-smokers; personal expenses only, no gas or driving required. Late July return possible. 1-847-4832. travelvacation EUROPE! EUROPE! EUROPE! EU ROPE! SBT Travel has the best in low priced tour packages to Europe! Trips start at $700! Call today 929 4321. PLANE TICKET! Depart, to DEN VER. COLORADO, one way with brief connect, in Chicago. Leaves May 9 at 1 1 am from Greensboro on United, arrives 2:24 pm. $100. Call .Adam. 933-6253 or leave message. SEE EUROPE. Open Ticket from N.Y.C. to Paris via major airline. Ac cepting all offers. Call Dan. 929 7840. SUi'XJIiD EUPLGYuEP?!! UNC PHONATHON Is hiring for student callers now through the summer . session. Convenient evening sessions, flexible schedules, $4hr to start, and a great resume builder! Call 962-7014 or come by the Porthole Building for - more information. mm lf.EiT.ip7S I presented by Vfrrnn ink DUETO POPULAR DEISIID DC RATES WILL REMAIN AT THESES LOW. LOW RATES FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER!. Students, University, Individual & Non-profit Rates: 1 col. inch $4.00 2 col. inch $8.00 3 col. inch $12.00 '.. Business Rates: 1 col. inch $5.55 -':2col.inch $11.10 .'3 col. inch $16.65 aljp 9atlij QTnr Hrrl Room 104 Union Deadline: 12 noon, '2 business days before publication. THE Daily Crossword by ACROSS 1 Onion kin 5 Cinema aide 10 Solidifies 14 High point 15 New cadet 16 Bit of thunder 17 Curds partner 18 Wolf's remark 20 Likewise not 21 Kind of dance 22 Houseplant 23 Traffic sign 2$ Traffic sign 28 Wept loudly 28 Treating unfairly 32 Pale-faced 33 Layers 34 Born 35 Proofreader's request ; 38 Word game 38 end (over) : 39 Afore : 40 Opera piece 41 Painter's pigment ; 42 Senate event 44 Coercion ; 45 Cry of dread 46 Alma '. 47 Asian nation ; 50 Printing units 51 Not up to par ' 54 Alternates 57 Bantu tongue 58 Sort of friendly? 59 Author Zola 60 Till section 61 Fresh talk 62 Bobbin 63 Track posting DOWN Tennis type Sound return Grinding machine Essential Defend Swung around Mideast lang. Flow away 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Lab chemical 10 Make a bust 11 German river 12 Prohibited 13 Fitness centers 19 Tap-dances 21 Adolescent 24 a Song Go..." 25 Ladles 26 Less noble 27 National Leaguer 28 Sandbank 29 Encircled by seats FOR DISCOUNT airfare to Europe call SBT Travel at 929-4321. We can save you from $50-$350. London roundtrip, $395. Paris, $375, Aus tralia, $795. MYRTLE BEACH CONDO. "Place at the Beach I", Shore Drive, Ocean Front Sideview, 919-488-7002. NANTUCKET ISLAND: Apartment for rent for (4) people for the summer. 508 228-2710 (eves.). Within walking distance of the beach. lost & found THE DAILY TAR HEEL is now offering free lost ad for two coasecative ' day. If you wish to run your ad longer than two days, please pay for the addi tional days. FOUND: A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES in Phillips. Describe. Call 942-5440. FOUND: GREY UMBRELLA on sec ond floor Murphy. To claim, call 933 1S87. FOUND: WATCH. Call 933-4719. Please describe LOST APRIL 4. a pair to PRESCRIP TION GLASSES in a soft, tan case. Lost in Saunders Hall, Howell Hall or Davis Library. If found please call 933 9023. LOST: Circular gold charm wilh ini lials EBA. Call 933 6524. LOST: TAN BAG with blue trim con taining clothes. Lost in parking lot at East Granville on side of Little Frat. Reward offered. Contact 933-1485. LOST:CROSS PEN AND PENCIL SET in beige case. Lost between Paul Green Theatre and Phillips HalL Please call 1-834 3376 (night), ask for Christina. NECKLACE FOUND in FeUer Gym locker room, Thurs. 46. Call to de scribe. 933 3358. TIMEX WATCH given to me by grandparents-lost between South campus and Sig Ep house. If found please dial-a-now-sobered girl, 933 5117. tutoring HAVE A SEISMIC EXPERIENCE! Get help from a geology PhD stu dent! Lecture and lab tutoring. Group rates available. Have brains; wil travel. 929-8296. TUTOR AVAILABLE: Chem. Bio chem, and Biology. Qualified (PH.D.) and Helpful (very). Evenings and weekends. $10hr. or $152 hrs. Phone 933 0617. "Diabetes & Travel" atalkby Peggy Yarborough Wed., April 19 7:30-8:30 pm Health Education 2nd Floor Student HealthService Once Delations '89 presents The best teams in the Southeast Sat., April 15 Carmichacl Gym 8:30 PM The Carolina Union Forum & Film Committees present SPiKE LEE aka: MarsBIackman Independent Film Maker of "School Daze" & "She's Gotta Have It" Mon. April 17 8:00 P.M. Memorial Hall Harold 1969 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved 30 Approaches 31 DNA elements 38 Hard rocks 37 Hawaiian port 38 Land area 40 Feels sore 41 Inning sextet 43 They don't mix 44 Gentlewoman 48 Park, N.J. 47 Heat meas. 48 Tabula 49 Luau music makers 52 Escaped 53 Hoo-ha 55 Plate cleaner? 58 Bravo" 57 Chaotic place gg NEED HELP IN MATH 22. 30. 31, or 1-3 or in STAT 1 1 or 23? Jim has reasonable rates. Call 929-5237 day , or night. Leave message. services ABORTION - To 20 weeks. Private and confidential GYN facility with Saturday and weekday appointments available. Pain medication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-0824. CHEATERS NEVER LOSE! But you can with amazing new Appetite At tacker. You must remember to eat! Great Tor binge eaters and emotional eaters. Call 479-3038. CONFUSED ABOUT THE PUR CHASE of an automobile, appliance, HiFiTVVCR? Contact Professional Consultants. 968 9937. Please leave message. - Inquiries answered promptly. PREGNANT? Call PSS for FREE and CONFIDENTIAL testing. 942 7318. . RESUMES, Typing, Scanned Graph ics, OCR, Laser printing, Fast turn around. Low rates. TEXT SERVIC ES, 942 3682. TYPING AND FAST PROFESSION AL WORD PROCESSING AT VERY COMPETITIVE RATES. CALL CA ,THY, 942 5838. TYPINGWORD PROCESS ING - FAST, ACCURATE. COMPUTERIZED PREPAR ATION OF YOUR TERM PAPER. RESUME. THESIS. DISSERTATION. ETC. LET TER QUALITY PRINTING. CALL: 542-5760. TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -FAST, professional quality. FREE editing of spelling, grammar, sen tence structure. FREE pick-up and delivery. FREE disc storage. 20 years experience. 542-5922 (local call). TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -Freshman to Post-Doctoral and Faculty. No job too large or too mall. 100 letter quality. Pro fessional, fast, dependable, accu rate. Word Wrangler. 933-9752. WORD PROCESSING AND RE SUME SERVICE FAST, ACCU RATE TERM PAPERS, THESIS AND CUSTOMIZED RESUMES, LOW STUDENT RATES. THESAU RUS, SPELLING AND GRAMMAR CHECKERS ON LINE. GRAPHICS AND LASER PRINTING AVAILA BLE. DAILY STUDENT UNION PICK UP AND DELIVERY AVAILA BLE. RUSH JOBS WELCOME. CALL ANYTIME. 870-1921. fellowships THE WHITFIELD FELLOWSHIP of fers $500 for individualized travel study In Summer '89 for returning undergraduates. Information available at 214 PittsboroSt. (942-2152) or at the Student Union. Deadline is April 14. WANTED: Good, undergraduate students Interested in pursuing graduate work in economics. The department of economics at Clemson University offers coursework leading to the M.A. and PhD. degrees, with specialty areas that include Industrial Be First In Line... . without standing in . one! The Carolina Union Activities Board is looking for a few students to staff committees this spring in preparation for fall's early events. If interested, join us in Union Room 21 1-12 at 6:00 pm on April 17. Look for us because we'll he looking for you! SMOKERS NEEDED FOR LUNG RESEARCH Smokers age 18-45 needed for study on lung clearance of inhaled particles (must have smoked at least 1 pack a day for 5 years You will receive free tests of pulmonary function as part of pre- screening If selected for the study you will earn $175 for participating, 3-4hrsday for (3) separate days For more info, call the Center for Environ mental Medicine UNC-CH 962-01 26 B. Counts i 2 3 u "5 i 7 a 9 r 10 11 12 13 14 : 15 18 17 " 18 vST 20 " 2lT" 22 2T24" 25" ' 28 27 " 28 29 30 31 32 33 " "" 34 35 """" 3flT" 37"" 38" 39 """iflT ST" 42 43"" 44 45 " iT" 7 " 47 48" 49 " 50 51 52 53 54" sT" 58" 57 IZZZ'ZJZZZZ CJZZZ 61 82 83 OrganizationRegulation, Public Choice, Financial Economics and Labor Economics. We have one of the top research and teaching fa culties in the South and encour age close working relationships between faculty and graduate students. Financial aid in the form of research and teaching as sistantships is available. For more information, contact Prof. David N. Laband, Department of Economics, Clemson University, 242 Sirrine Hall. Clemson. SC 29631, (803) 656-3969. passport photos OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS AND APPLICATIONS while you wait. Ask (or student and faculty 10 discount card. 10 good for photos, supplies and shipping (or entire year. Sterling Business Servic es, 1507 East Franklin. Mon-Fri. 9 6; Sat. 9 3. 9331111. announcements . KARATE CLASSES!! - Tuesdays Fridays, 6-8 pm at Community Church of Chapel Hill (Off Mason Farm Road). Join today -- 2 Free Classes. Information? 933-2882. ATTENTION RISING SOPHO MORES: If you would be interested in participating in Emerging Leaders Program for Fall "89, please attend an informational meeting on either Mon day, 417 at 5:30 pm or Tuesday, 418 at 6 pm in 101 Greenlaw. Sponsored by the Office of NC FellowsLeadership Development, 966-4041. BABIES CANT PROTECT THEIR HUMAN AND CIVIL RIGHTS. Will you please help stop the unneeded and harmful so-called "surgery." No more circumcision. t BLUE JEANS DAY! The CGLA asks that all lesbians. Gay men, and our supporters wear Blue Jeans on Fri. April 14 to show solidarity. CHIMERA FILM FESTIVAL. Saturday. April 15th, 12:00 noon in the Student Union's Great Hall. Three films in cluding "THE ROCKY HOR ROR PICTURE SHOW". Ad mission - $3:00 - General; $5:00 - Audience Participa tion. All Transylvanians Welcome! PASSOVER SEDER 1989. First Seder on Wednesday evening, April 19. Hillel will have two Sedarim on the first night, one at the Hillel House, 210 W. Cameron Ave., Chapel Hill and one at Beth El Synagogue, 1004 Watts St., (corner Markham) in Durham. Both begin at 7 pm. The Seder in Chapel Hill will be Reform; the one In Durham, Conservative. Cost of Seder, $12 for stu dents and $18 for communi ty (faculty). Please call 942 4057 or 684-5955 as soon as possible to make reserva tions or for more informa tion. Without a reservation there is no guarantee of a place. Reservations and mon ey due by April 17. THEATRE presents "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown" by Clark Gesher Sun., April 16,4 & 8 pm Mon., April 17,4 & 8 pm Tues., April 18, 5 pm Ticket distribution begins 45 minutes before each performance! 06 Graham Memorial FREE ADMISSION! ATTENTION RISING SOPHOMORES If you are interested in participating in the EMERGING LEADERS PROGRAM for Fall '89, attend one of the information meetings: Mon 417, 5:30 pm or Tues 418, 6:00 pm 101 Greenlaw sponsored by: "Leadership Matters" L JUL! LI B I ft L .. $ ilftlP S iXL!S !.. HIE UMt SL I - s PUR JLA-LJJ IKjLliL-TiiJLl li.A.i.iJLlUO-iUl RjjjD iilTO p s ijiiiiixjLicnnpi ilAiliS.Ii-.iii.BIi S.JLS.L IjAJLA-L liJLM JLJLii PA JLilii S 1990 CAROLINA GIRLS SW1MSUIT CALENDAR MODELS NEEDED. If selected you will receive a sitting fee, free calendars plus more. No experi ence needed. For information, 968-0465. MISSED THE MEETING THURSDAY NIGHT? It's not too late to try out for UNCs March ing Carolines Flag Corps, come to Ehringhaus Field at 3:30 pm today or call Cynthia, 933-6186. ORANGE COUNTY SPECIAL O LYMPICS needs volunteers to help on the day of the Games! Tues, April 18. Arrive by 9am. Grey Culbreth Junior High, Chapel Hill. SCUBA CLASSES! Spend this sum mer in the water! Courses in April and May, Chapel Hill and Durham lo cations. Cafl Water World. 9424)918 or 596-8185. SENIORS! SENIORS! Don't miss the 1989 GRADUATION TRIP to MYR TLE BEACH! Look for info, in the Pit or call SBT Travel 929-4321 or 967 3862. THE CLEF HANGERS are auditioning for all par's Mon-Wed. April 17-19. Pick up applications and sign up for audition time at the Un ion Desk. Be a part of the tradition! UNC CLEF HANGERS will host their 12th annual SPRING CON CERT on Fri., April 14, at 8 pm in Memorial Hall. Tickets may be pur chased at the Union Box Office, in the Pit, or at the door. COME GET INVOLVED WITH THE HUNGER CLEANUP on April 15! Stop by the Pit Monday or Tuesday or come by the Campus Y to sign up. COME TO A WORKSHOP ON FUND RAISING sponsored by the Office of NC FellowsLeadership De velopment, and presented by Carol Geer on Tuesday, April 18 at 7 pm, 211 Carolina Union. HENRY KISSINGER played di plomacy and so can you. Come to Ourcon, Fri. -Sun. at Hamilton Hall for Wargames and FRPs. Fun starts at 6 pm Friday. . HUMAN RESOURCES REPRESEN TATIVES from Glaxo, GTE, and EXXON at the IRAASPA HR Ca reer Panel!! Wed.. April 12 at 5:00 in room 205 Carolina Union. LORELEIS AUDITIONS: April 18-20! sign-up for an audition time at Union desk. Fancy Free f. II s .. . I " HI l 1 1 .-V- . 4. -VU.'S . II 7-i-7viw- -v IIV mm 1 : 11 1 . - if A r . . II r?o, color, jftfr, mJI I Sideshow Ljs r Mil Hi iSJKJS&'j- "-5ir u-x lil HI 11 r prt Wi i I ; Ll n J....., I 1 UM,S0 WHY A I DUNN0. IT'S AM I WEARING A PROTEST SIW A G-STRING? STATEMENT. Doonesbury J0ANIC, WHAT V0UHAVB 70 UNDERSTAND IS THERE'S A LOTOFAN6BR ON THIS WARD. FOR MOST PAT5NT5, AIDS IS A STIGMA ON TOP OF A STI6MA. SOCIETY HAS YET 70 COM3 TO TERMS WITH 17. 3. TV I r & 1 Bloom County I'M SORRY... h I 1 I I YjZ' ' . 7 wBP0N7Neep i r r lb " (vet, m snu. ) r . ANYWVMNce ) h ( mrsTH(5? tolly fimsotr) l' SUR MB PONT J t fS, TOPRy. tA XAFRBeoffrr) s cupcakb. Is U tjeePuseL f f ffi (NsvRflNce,) r jJAk, til1 ' O r 1 r i 'w GUATEMALA BOUND! Looking for volunteers to participate in service project in beautiful highlands of Gua temala. Call Jim 929-9652. WIN UP TO S 10.000 cash with the NCAA Championship ' Game Con-, test. Bring your 7 -Up caps (2 liter or 16 oz.) to Western Union agent at Sterling Business Services, 1507 E. Franklin St.. 933 1111. Mon. Fri., 9 6; Sal. 9 3. STERLING transfers money, sends telegrams, cables and mailgrams via Western Union. personals RON (Mr. Best Looking Eyes from Grimes) - Tell Shane I said Happy Birthday and thank him again for . making my day at Beach Blast! Shan non. SUZIE, Let's see if it's true abaout the "Little Duece! We can find out after the Clef concert Friday night, 'cause he "Get's Around." See you there ! X. TIMOTHY ALLEN H. Congratu lations on finishing your Honors History Thesis. I'm so proud of you! Love, Larisa. TO MNDC Is Fred Dan Quaile? Is this kinder and gentler? Why do Beehive's lips burn? Why did Greg order Miller? Does Voss climb trees? Who went to Players and why? TO MY PARTNER IN CRIME: Here's to a great weekend, and surprises. TO THE BEAUTIFUL BLONE wear ing the whitecream sweater and green pants in the Ratt at 1:15 Tues day, I've admired you all semester. The minute I saw you I was attracted to you. I can't get you off my mind. XXX OOO. Guess who? Don't know? Something's wrong! TO THE CUTE LITTLE red-haired girl. Meet me at the Lab Theatre for the UNC premiere of "YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN" April 16-18. m save you a front row seat! Your secret admirer, CB. Advertise in the Daily Tar Heel Classifieds. Need a ride? Need a ticket to a concert? Need a place to live? You can find it in the Tar Heel Classifieds. The forms are available 24 hours a day! Room 104, Carolina Union. GOOD MORNING, SNUGGLEBUN NY! Remember these - poetry, pic nics, beebeebobbi, distant kisses, eep eep eep, "just wanted to move your head," White Zinfadel, the trian gle. Forever yours. HAPPY 21st Birthday Alecia! Re member to be an agressive woman while we party all night go wild! Love, your busom buddies Christie, Claudia, and Katya. ANDY USBS HUMOR TO SOFTEN THBRAGBHEFeaS ANP TO HUP HIM FAC5- THB ABYSS. I ENCOURAGE II BECAUSE AlPS CARE IS ABOUT HOPING PEOPLE COPE, HELPING THEM PIE WITH PIGNITY.., - . -rrCVTI 1.1 C-J iSSVZ 1 r- The Daily Tar HeelFriday, April 14, 19899 TO THE KAMIKAZI GIRLS at Beach Blast: Thank you for being so nice. Would you like a copy of the video footage I took of you? Call me at 489-0982 after 9pm. Edward. TRACEMEISTER: May your day be replete with YOUR cool whip, mu chos KFC road crossings, WAYNES WORLD! and no fallin' down the steps. Ah'll shurely miss yoo in Col ' or a yd o next year! Your the best! Happy 19! Katester.1 - LOVECHUNKS. If you loved me you'd take me to the Clef Con cert on the 14th! POOPSIE. MISTRESS ROTUNDRA. if thou dost have the ability to crack my face, I challenge thee to do so. I am cer tain that thou willst fail for I am a Su preme, Noble being, sitting upon an ivory tower, looking down upon your massiveness. Again I challenge thee and in the process I will destroy you. Sincerely, The Countess. MY DEAREST POOPSIE.' I'll give you an answer at the Clef Hanger concert, but not if you don't take me! Kitten. The Far Side "Now over here, Mom and Dad, is what we call 'The Rack,' and I'll show you how it works." WW I S at f rS JT I l IHWV 1 rmll I -tea yi cter jetfr'y ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE SCENE, BABE. YOU'RE THE VALEDICTORIAN OF THE UNC CLASS OF. 1990, LEADING THE SENIORS INTO SOCIETY TO TAKE THEIR PLACES AS TOMORROW'S LEADERS. ev&amyisoiNToseeiwt ANDHBMAKeS 50m 1BFF1BLB JOKE ABOUT HIS teaONS, ANP I nAIS!KAI6HTIH0N,AWm'HS Km sotemiNe inside, but rrSBTW.1HANGOINSIHAP. f If in (1 BRE, You no longer look like a foot , ball player. I'm sure Jimmy's im-; pressed because "no snack satisfies you" Remember, kissing cousins is wrong. Squirrel. CATS CRADLE will hold a ben efit concert for Operation Cross roads Africa, tomorrow, Wednes day, featuring Filter Kings and Dillon Fence. Draft 50. Spon sored by Hardback Cafe. DENEUVE Is this really happen- -ing? Maybe we'd better go back to, sleep. (No more surprises for awhile!) Love always. Sinus & Senior. P.S. . O.K., maybe a few more. RENEE. Happy Birthday Roomie! You're the best friend I could ever have. I'm sure next year will be even wilder. (Don't wear jeans!) Love Trish. ROBERT D. I've often admired you from afar. Would you meet me in front' of Memorial Hall 8:00 Monday, April 17 to hear SPIKE LEE? I ll be in aU black and reveal myself then. Re spond DTH. 1980 Chronicle Features Distributed. by Universal Press Syndic dHfr r W TJ V A"- I UNWIND. HOLDUP CONVENIENCE STORES. THAT SORT OF THING. ANP ON Y0UF.PAYS OFF? 1 I ! II