BEAUTIFUL APARTMENT-sublet roorrt for summer -pool, tennis, jacuz zl cathedral ceiling, own room (fur nished), bath, walk-in closet, $200.mo. (12 May free). BARGAIN! 929-5050. CONVENIENCE, QUIET, PARKING, walk to campus, lots of storage. Share my 2BR apart ment next year, $212.50mo plus 12 utilities. Really a nice place. Call Karen, 942 8754. FEMALE MAY GRADUATE seeks roommate to share apartment in WINSTON-SALEM, beginning in -JuneJuly. Apartment choice has not been finalized yet. Please contact Ju lia. 929-4502. FEMALE SEEKS NON SMOKING ROOMMATE to share 2-bdrm Sun stone apartment from mid-May to mid August or until school starts. Own room, fully furnished. $240mo. l2 utilities. Energy efficient. Use of 1 pool, jacuzzi, clubhouse, tennis. Call Andrea or Diane at 942 0869. FEMALE SEEKS ROOMMATE FOR FALL '89. Carolina Apt., very good condition, 2 bd.. 2 12 ba. $121.50mo. plus 13 utility. If inter ested, please call 9330834. t PEMALE SEEKING NON SMOK 1NG ROOMMATE for fall '89. Cur rently living in 2 bedroom apartment ait Canterbury but flexible. Call Lisa at !967 1 553 if interested. FEMALE SEEKS ROOMMATE for tpwnhouse one mile from campus. A wailable May 15. Fully furnished ex cept your bedroom. $175monlh. Call 967 9346. 4 NEED 2 OR 3 NON SMOKERS to share 2 bedroom, 2 bath apt. begin ning late May. Rent $160 $120. Great location! Call 968 3610. rooms needed ATTENTION MILL CREEK OWN ERS - 2 non-smoking responsible fe males seek to rent unit for the 1989 90 school year - please call 933 1788 if no answer leave a message. FEMALE GRAD STUDENT looking (or -a roommate and apartment next fall (beginning Aug. 1). Please call if interested. 968-0386, leave message. INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE FE MALE STUDENT would Eke to have a bedroom in apartment or house for summer. Walk to UNC Campus or on bus line beginning May 15 to Au gust 15. (Contact) 933-7233. rides I NEED A RIDE TO UVa. for the weekend of the 21-23 or the 28 30. Will share expenses. Please call Barb at 966782. KENTUCKEY RIDE NEEDED. Can leave on May 8. Will help with gas and driving, 933 8617. ArMrVAII limATMIUfTM KWtAIivHhu-v.LilAlrvr Largest Library of Information bi US all subjects Order Catalog Today with VisaMC or COO ERET S00351-0222 in Calif. (213)477-8229 . pjsh S2.C0 to Research Information 1322cahoe 1206 Uos Argetes, CA 900251 1MM Graduation Beach Trip IN. Myrtle Beach Holiday Inn May 9-12 3 nights accommodations and all-you-can-eat lunch buffet everyday Graduation party at hotel only QJy a person. . Limited Space So Hurry! . Slop by Sr. Class office, Suite Bt Union or call 929-4321 or 967-3862 for info! MASSAGE What's It All About? Discover this important method of reducing stress "Find out the basic techniques Learn how to be a giver and a receiver Mon. nite, April 24 : 7:30-9:00 pm The UNC Wellness Resource Center : . Class limit 25 Register Today! Call Donna Mills 966-6586 THE Daily Crossword by ACROSS 1 Stuff 5 Dishes 10 Platter 14 Tr - 15 Inn 16 "It's a sin to tell " 17 Nanking nanny 18 Resource 19 1492 caravel 20 Houdlnl feat 23 Motown's Diana 24 Mosquito genus 25 Morocco's capital 28 Loathe 31 Buck heroine 32 Brook 34 Evlan e.g. 37 Evaporate 40 Remnant 41 Loyalists In 78 42 Hawks' home 43 Home on the range 44 Slammln' Sammy 45 Old NY hotel 48 Cambodia's neighbor 50 H.Q. Wells title 57 Judge Warren 58 "Give horse he can ride..." 59 contendere 60 Henry's wife 61 Soupy 82 Chimney accumulation 63 Oboe or clarinet 64 nous 65 Ms Kett DOWN 1 Dressed 2 Branches 3 Too badl 4 Hindu princess 5 Range wear 6 Firefighting equipment 7 girl! 8 do-well 9 High: pref. 10 Hazard 11 Homer's epic 12 Before now 13 Odlst 21 Poker pool 22 Mother-in-law of Ruth 25 Wander ANYONE going to, through, or near CHARLESTON. S.C. this weekend (21-23), I would love to ride with you! Please call Jennifer at 933-5382. I will gladly pay for gas. CHICAGO. I need a ride after exams and before May 15. Will help drive and pay (or gas. Please call Robert, 9427001. DRIVER NEED TO GET CAR TO CALIFORNIA ( San Francisco area preferably). No charge just pay your own gas. Call for more information 9294)738. HELP! DESPERATELY SEEK ING A RIDE TO NORTHEAST OHIO anytime after May 9. Will help with gas and driving. Please contact me ASAP at 933 8137. NORTHWEST: Ride available UNC grad departing 6189 for Seattle. 1 2 non-smokers; personal expenses only, no gas or driving required. Late July return possible. 1-847-4832. travelvacation 1989 -POST-EXAMS-BEACH BREAK!! May 9-12! All Students Welcome! Pack age include: 4 days3 nites N. Myrtle Beach Holiday Inn, buffet lunch, taxes, parties, etc.!! Only $89!! Hurry!! Only $25 to hold your space! Call SBT Travel 929-4321. FOR DISCOUNT airfare to Europe caO SBT Travel at 929-4321. We can save you from $50-$350. London roundtrip, $395. Paris, $375, Aus tralia. $795. GREAT DEAL! Take "that European vacation you deserve! Plane ticket from RDU to Frankfurt May 15 re turning from London to RDU June 14. $321 or best offer. Call John at 7830767. NANTUCKET ISLAND: Apartment for rent for (4) people for the summer. 508-228-2710 (eves.). Within walking distance of the beach. OCRACOKE VACATION COT TAGE TO SHARE, JUNE 18 25. NEW 3 BR, 2 FULL BATHS, 2 SCREENED PORCHES. GREAT ROOM & MUCH MORE. $30.00 PER DAY WITH $50.00 DEPOSIT. MIDDLE AGE PROFESSIONAL WITH COLLEGE AGE SON. CALL 942-0019. PLANE TICKET! Depart, to DEN VER, COLORADO, one way with brief connect, in Chicago. Leaves May 9 at 1 1 am from Greensboro on United, arrives 2:24 pm. $100. Call Adam, 933-6253 or leave message. SUMMER IN EUROPE FROM $315 each way on discounted scheduled airlines to Europe from Raleigh. Call (800) 325-2222. UNDAJ UNDA! UNDAJ Happy 22nd Birthday & Way To Co! (to Washington) love, Michelle K3gaswi presented by Got a question? Got a gripe? Just want to meet the Chancellor? Lunch with Chancellor Hardin! April 27, 1989 12 noon North Dining Room, Lenoir Hall Free & Informal Sign Up at the Union Desk C.F. 1989 Tribune Madia Services, Inc. All Rights Reserved 28 AJda or Bates 27 Musical group 28 Palmer 29 noire 30 Sounds of triumph 32 Small store 33 Fatigue 34 Ditto 35 colada 38 Parched 38 Violinist Isaac 39 Tommyrotl 43 Labored 44 Fa follower 45 Qo on (revel) 48 Ladd classic 47 Tin alloy 48 QE II 49 Demean 51 Urn 52 M old cowhand" 53 Old sailor 54 Debatable 55 Oodles 58 creature was-." LLLil MYRTLE BEACH CONDO, "Place at the Beach I", Shore Drive, Ocean Front Sideview. 919 488 7002! lost & found THE DAILY TAR HEEL is now offering free lost ads for two consecutive days. If you wish to run your ad longer than two days, please pay for the addi tional days. FOUND A KEY RING with numer ous keys on it. Found on Franklin St. To claim, call 929-2232. FOUND: A SET OF KEYS IN GARDNER Weds, morning. If yours, claim at the APO Lost and Found. FOUND: CD CASE with CDs on Sun., April 9. Parker parking lot. Call to identify, 933-2981. FOUND: JEAN JACKET 416. at approximately 9 pm, bench in front of Chase Hall. Call 933-3523 to identify- FOUND: ONE 12' x 15' LOFT. Claim it and you can have it -- just get it off my hands. If you think this one be longs to you. call 933-7203. Ask for Timur. FOUND: PRENTISS VALLENDER, I found your keys and charge card on the wall in front of Dey Hall. Call 933 1 1 2 1 and ask for Tracy. FOUND- A set of keys in Qmghoul neighborhood. Call 933-1028 to i dentify. I LOST MY STUDENT ID (week be fore Spring Break) 240-92-9832. Reward offered. Call 968 1293. I LOST MY BOOKBAG with keys and student D. It has a "I Love Gar lic" button on it. Lost in front of Hardback Cafe. If you find it please call Belh at 968-6354 no questions asked! - LOST: A LEATHER JACKET IN 301A. WOOLLEN GYM. $50 reward . - no questions asked. 933-3846. Wear it on campus at your own risk. LOST: a pair of GOLD, ROUND RIM GLASSES on the law on the corner of Columbia and South St. Call Rob by. 933-1005. LOST: GOLD SIGNET RING WITH INITIAL "C SOMEWHERE BE TWEEN H -STREET AND BUBS PARKING LOT. SAT. 418. IF FOUND PLEASE CALL 967-2808. REWARD OFFERED. LOST: GOLD-FRAMED RAY BANS. Lost at Burn Out. Great sen timental value. Desperately need them back. Am willing to pay a generous reward. Call 933-3696. No questions asked. Leave message. LOST: Pair of Rx eyeglasses with gold colored metal circle-shaped rims in Bingham Hall basement (men's room) at 1:00-1:30 Friday 414. Please return to Nick, 929-2271. Re ward Offered. LOST: Pair of red glasses in a ma roon case. Call Nancy, 933-2677. WHITE FEMALE WITH LAB. BLOOD found on Merritt Mill Sun day the 16th. Claim it by calling 929 1936. services ABORTION - To 20 weeks. Private and confidential GYN facility with Saturday and weekday appointments available. Pain medication given. Free pregnancy tests. 942-0824. PREGNANT? Call PSS for FREE and CONFIDENTIAL testing. 942 7318. RESUMES, Typing, Scanned Graph ics, OCR, Laser printing. Fast turn around. Low rates. TEXT SERVIC ES, 942 3682. ABS Year-End-Bash Pizza! Music! All ABS members welcome! Fri, April 21 9:00 pm FoxcroftApts. Clubhouse TARHEEL VOICES Spring con cert Saturday, April 22, 4:00 Union Auditorium free admission Murray 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 5 9 10 111 12 13 14 15 "" 19 " 17 uT 20 21 22 23 24 24 ristSliT" 24 2 30 31 32 1 33 - 35 3S' 37 3T ' m" 40 41 " .-iiiimili I n Immm f n ri - i IP I nm 43 44 44 4 47 " 41 48 """ 50 -"" 51 S2 S3 " 54 iSS S ZZZZ iLZZZZ cZZZ 80 .61 .52 L I HI II 1 rl 1 1 I r i CHEATERS NEVER LOSE! But you can with amazing new Appetite At tacker. You must remember to eat! Great for binge eaters and emotional eaters. Call 479-3038. CONFUSED ABOUT THE PUR CHASE of an automobile, appliance, HiFiTVVCR? Contact Professional Consultants, 968-9937. Please leave message. Inquiries answered promptly. STORE YOUR CARPET OR RE FRIGERATOR for only $5month this summer with RPS. Pick-up and delivery provided. Call Robert or Ste ven at 933-1532 noon to midnight. THE RIGHT JOB! Send your resume to thousands of employers in the Tri angle Gties for just $24.00, and let the right job find you. Call The Trian gle Personnel Listing's 24 Hour Hot line for more information. 919-481-0211. TYPING AND FAST PROFESSION ,.AL WORD PROCESSING AT VERY COMPETITIVE RATES. CALL CA THY. 942-5838. TYPINGWORD PROCESS ING - FAST. ACCURATE. COMPUTERIZED PREPAR ATION OF YOUR TERM PAPER, RESUME. THESIS. DISSERTATION. ETC. LET TER QUALITY PRINTING. CALL: 542-5760. TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -FAST, professional quality. FREE editing of spelling, grammar, sen tence structure. FREE pick-up and delivery. FREE disc storage. 20 years experience. 542-5922 (local call). TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -Freshman to Post-Doctoral and Faculty. No job too large or too small. 100 letter quality. Pro fessional, fast, dependable, accu rate. Word Wrangler. 933-9752. WORD PROCESSING AND RE SUME SERVICE - FAST. ACCU RATE TERM PAPERS. THESIS AND CUSTOMIZED RESUMES. LOW STUDENT RATES. THESAU RUS, SPELLING AND GRAMMAR CHECKERS ON LINE. GRAPHICS AND LASER PRINTING AVAILA BLE. DAILY STUDENT UNION PICK UP AND DELIVERY AVAILA BLE. RUSH JOBS WELCOME. CALL ANYTIME. 870-1921. tutoring DONT GO EXTINCT! Study with a geology PhD student! Lecture or lab tutoring. Group rates available, call 929-8296. The dinosaurs wish they had! NEED HELP IN MATH 22, 30, 31, or 1-3 or in STAT 1 1 or 23? Jim has reasonable rates. Call 929-5237 day or night. Leave message. passport photos OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS AND APPLICATIONS while you wait. Ask for student and faculty 10 discount card. 10 good for photos, supplies and shipping for entire year. Sterling Business Servic es, 1507 East Franklin. Mon-Fri, 9 6; Sat, 9 3. 9331111. announcements BABIES CANT PROTECT THEIR HUMAN AND CIVIL RIGHTS. Will you please help stop the unneeded and harmful so-called "surgery."' No more circumcision. CAMPUS Y will hold its end of the year BASH Sat., Apr. 22. 11:30 2:00 in Y Court. Everyone Welcome! SENIORS Buy your tickets now for the Senior Ball, Fri. April 21, 9pm lam at the Holiday Inn. $10 per couple. Tickets on sale in the Pit from 10-2 daily and in the Senior Class Office. HIP. offtheN.C. coast, April 22 S 23, with the UNC SCUBA Club. Also, summer dives to the Florida keys. For more information call: 929-0519 , w Imp e h i BSE i. IpULfr i ii iTu ijiix Tr Mr 1 1 mmK is lw o T (ZjlJLI I E E R ItUISIT Y SOOW KARATE CLASSES!! - Tuesdays & Fridays, 6-8 pm at Community Church of Chapel Hill (Off Mason Farm Road). Join today 2 Free Classes. Information? 933-2882. "Hark the sound of Tarheel Voices . . UNCs newest choral group will hold its first spring concert on April ' 22 at 4 pm in the Union Auditorium. Admission is free! Come hear the sound for yourself! 1990 CAROLINA GIRLS SWIMSUIT CALENDAR MODELS NEEDED. If selected you will receive a sitting fee, free calendars plus more. No experi ence needed. For information, 968 0465. ABS MEMBERS come join the fun! End of the year party with pizza and music! All members welcome! Friday, . April 21st, 9:00 pm at Foxcroft A partments Clubhouse. ANNOUNCING THE FORMATION of a colony of SIGMA PI FRATERNI TY, a men's social fraternity. All in terested men please call James at 933-6051 for information. CELLAR DOOR, UNCs Un dergrad. Literary and Visual Arts Magazine seeks advertisng and publicity, managers, editors and treasurer. General interest meet ing Tues. 425, 7:30 pm, Rm 210Union. FROM ELI FRY QUEEN TO SUZIE QUATRO. REM to Rilke, Steinbeck to Springsteen, Tolstoy to Talking Heads . . . Skylight Exchange 405 12 W. Rosemary. 933-5550. HAVE YOUR LOFT PICKED UP. stored, delivered next fall. Sign up thru the 25lh in the Pit or call 933 6161. $40 Benefits Habitat for Hu manity. HILLEL, Friday, April 21, 6:30 pm UNCDuke Shabbat Services and Dinner. Both Reform and Conservative Services will be conducted. We will be together for dinner. Special Passover Din ner$5.00. Hillel House, 210 W. Cameron Ave., 942-4057. MENS AND WOMENS CREW will have a meeting in Howell 104 on Tuesday, April 25 at 8 pm for all interested in rowing or coxing next fall. THE UNC ENTREPRENEURS CLUB will be having its final meeting of the year Tues. April 25 in 206 Union from 3:30-5 pm. Elections will be held. Anyone interested in Entre preneurism should attend. WIN UP TO $10,000 cash with the NCAA Championship Game Con test. Bring your 7 -Up caps (2 liter or 16 oz.) to Western Union agent at Sterling Business Services, 1507 E. Franklin St., 933-1111. Mon.-Fri.. 9 6; Sat. 9-3. STERLING transfers money, sends telegrams, cables and maitgrams via Western Union. Fancy Free loo REAUze that yoJAm 5 awl. 5 V 2- LIK.E WHAt? Sideshow a lb II ev4;et dttKglf ' i. i W. we . they're .3 . y A; rt r ftt Mrv IM we II - 'XV1 I -I4imV rfiT 'KIT ' KW1 I ' y TH YOU Wt-S.E.T.A. ANIMAL LOVERS MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR ox& YOU PINKOS inN'Mj WV v - f Mtk. M inu Doonesbury win worm i3l h Sl ABOUT I MBS YOU'FB- ' y Bloom County ...MP career m 0 H-73PB SlbNfiL ' NimifZB AMP WKTThe VCR AMP I 1HB ti&rt, MNPYA we L3P pesavMBcex l mntFiep J pck zh-W3... r-y fmzre... n vj -f y7 SANGAM APRIL GENERAL BODY MEETING: Tue.day, April 25th at 7:30 pm in room 208, Student Union. Nominations for elections will be taken. Followed by fi nal General Body Meeting at 8:00. Elections will be held so please attend. SENIORS! SENIORS! Don't miss the 1989 GRADUATION TRIP to MYR TLE BEACH! Look for info, in the Pit or call SBT Travel, 929-4321 or 967 3862. SORORITY RUSH 1989. Register now for 1989 fall Rush, in the Pit from 1 1 to 2 this week. SORORITY RUSH 1989. . Register now for 1989 fall Rush, in the Pit from 11 to 2 this week. THE MEXICAN PROJECT is having its annual Quiche Brunch on Saturday, April 22nd from 11 am-2 pm. St. Thomas More .Catholic Church. $5.00 at the door. WOMEN - Work on your all-over tan without sexist hassles. Dis cover people who'll respect who you are, not just how your body looks. Contact: Triangle Area Naturists. P.O. Box 33612-T. Raleigh, NC 27636. personals EARL - Hey you! I can't believe it's been a year already. It's been perfect and special and exciting and fun! I love you! Laurie. P.S. Here's to Marriott and bubble baths. GENE D. - GOOD LUCK WITH FI NALS. I'd like to get to know you -how about a movie reading day? Re spond DTH. Friend from the G-Bus. IF LANGUAGE WERE LIQUID it would be rushing in Instead here we are In a silence more eloquent than any word could ever be And is God. SUZANNE VEGA. Advertise in the Daily Tar Heel Classifieds. Need a ride? Need a ticket to a concert? Need a place to live? You can find it in the Tar Heel Classifieds. The forms are available 24 hours a day! Room 104, Carolina Union. CANDY: "Where are you storing your refrigerator and carpet this sum mer?" ROD: "I'm storing them with RPS." Can Robert or Steven at 933 1532 for appointment CHARM - Happy 20th! Is this better than a card? Have a happy day, Pea nut! I love you! Your "real" big sis! tr You kno that yo A9.S. veY FAT ? coottH'r HEt-P notice, WHAT A YsES 7"ffE per tcWvTS"? HEADS OFF HEH-HEH ANP BdU5V5- M5-, NOTHING COOLSRTHANA 15-Y&4R.-OLP WAimQ POUJN TH&5TFTMTH A CIGARETTE-'. HR3,1RyON&! iui i r r.m err,- jrw , . stir r x i The Daily Tar HeelFriday, April 21, 198911 CHOKING ON TURKEY BOOBS, purity test, Su, PMS, exboyfriends, trips to Durham, foolish mistakes. Cabriolets, party's at four, driftwood, poster child, nice shirt, Playgirl, se crets, 4:00 weekends, road trips. Have fun and be careful. Love Mom. KEITH: THE MAN WITH THE IN CREDIBLE SHOULDERS. Here's your personal. Don't forget "home work,'' nude rodeos and sadistic Germans. "Stripped" off your clothes lately? Love Judi. MICHAEL P. - Thanks so much for having patience with me when I was being such a ! (You know what I mean!) Love, Meredith. PIGFISH: What can happen in six months? You can learn to play cards without cheating. You can learn Chemistry. You can train a stupid fish to eat ANYTHING - AND you can cultivate a love that will last FOREVER! Reap the benefits of this love: Will rendezvous at 7:00. ROB - Congratulations to the newest Clef Hanger! How's this for sponta neity? - Sara. SCOTT IN BROCKINGTONS 1 1:00 Anth 41 class. I see you watching me from afar. Give me a note if you're interested. I am interested in you. . THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD as I know it, and I feel fine. Do I real ly? You're right. I'm lonely. The Far Side "No! No! Not hHAr Yov know you vet.? fat; r poajt po AMTViiNtr ABOOr IT. Hv4 lAANY t y0yj eat Pep- o-f ? . T- YOU THINK THAT'S WISE? f C'MON. MAKE (MY DAY. J. V ' S5AT TAST5, ( DON'T WRRvA "lT' H, JMMY? -Z-J? FOLKS-HB'LL f ( GET TH6. HANS 1 YAH...'C0U6H'.i I I R5AUY excsL- va 7 HACKf' m THOMAS: I'm so glad you're here! I hope it's a Fun Time and a Happy Housewarming! Love, Laura TIM K. FROM E-HAUS. You always sign your name, but I never sign mine. I'D be at the usual place on Fri. (Hint: just fike Weds.) after 1 pm, or next week same time, same place. TO THE SUAVE DARK HAIRED GUY in the white polo in front of Gardner around 11:00. My hormones are doing aerobics. Congratulations on becoming a brother. Sweet Lips. WHAT MADNESS! A personal from JEN! An unexpected but wonderful surprise from a Back-rubbin', Table thumpin', Breast-touchin', Boss babe! The Que Crew must re-unite and be stow the gift ofine grillin to Chapel Hill! LE DIEU DE LA QUE has spok en. Three, no four drumsticks for Jennifer!!! Call me, as we must Thump! BBWAHAHAHA! You said you saw the CAR THAT ROLLED INTO MY RED CRX at Carr Bldg. on 412. Please call me at 962-2063. L.D. Thanks. PAAAAAT SUUUCKSII1 PETUNIA STEPHENS - Bet you're glad they'll be no more push -ups, up chucks, sit -ups, or being stood ups (those aren't over), midnight calls, earring flaws, or gulping E.W. highballs. Bet you wish you could rest on your Laurals! Butts & Fauwk. i960 Chronicle Features Drstnbuted by Universal Press Syndicate' that! Not the pit! How P am: T W4 frumirtdf eft... wm 'in'' tAd HEY) THOSE CREEPS GOT IT C0MJN7 BESIDES, THEY DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. WHATTA THEY GONNA DO TO ME ? miiriDHjjaio 7 Ii WHATTA WE GONNA DO WITH VIM? DUNN0. I ALREADY PEED ON HIS TERM PAPER. ( om ) 0 A