The Daily Tar HeelTuesday, April 25, 19897
CONVENIENCE, QUIET.
PARKING, walk to campus, lots
of storage. Share my 2 BR apart
ment next year, $212.50mo
Plus 12 utilities. Really a nice
place. Call Karen, 942 8754.
FEMALE MAY GRADUATE seeks
roommate to share apartment in
WINSTON-SALEM, beginning In
JuneJuly. Apartment choice has not
been finalized yet. Please contact Ju
lia. 929-4502.
FEMALE SEEKING NON SMOK
ING ROOMMATE for fall "89. Cur
rently living in 2 bedroom apartment
a Canterbury but flexible. Call Lisa
al 967 1553 if interested.
FEMALE SEEKS ROOMMATE FOR
first summer session. Have own room
fully furnished. Old Well Apts.
Sl55mo negotiable. Call Jenn at
933 6820 ASAP. '
FEMALE WANTS ROOMMATE to
share beautiful 2 BR duplex for sum
mer andor fall. C-Bus route.
S187.50 12 utilities. Grad or
prof, student preferred. Call 933
2519.
FEMALE WANTS ROOMMATE Ao
share 2 BR Weatherstonc town
house. WD, sun deck, furnished ex
cept bedroom. S125mo., May 15
through August. Call 968 6514.
FEMALES SEEK 2 ROOM
MATES TO SHARE 3 BR 2 bath
Bolinwood Apt. beginning pref
erably in May, but possibly in
Aug. $131.75month 14 utili
ties. Call Donna or Ginger at
967-4554.
FRIENDLY ROOMMATE needed to
sublet room in lovely townhousc in
Carrboro for one or both summer
sessions. Completely furnished, own
bath. Washer and dryer. Rent
$225month. Utilities included. A
vailable May 20. 9674)773. ;
ROOMMATE NEEDED for sum
,raer. MILL CREEK, furnished,
.washdry, pool, tennis courts,
AC, walk to campus.
,.$190month. Call David, 967
9308.
WONDERFUL 2 STORY DUPLEX is
available for summer. 4 bedroom, 3
12 bath w fireplace, washerdryer,
access to pool and tennis courts,
and Walking distance to campus. Re
duced Rate. Call Stephanie or Gra
ham at 942 7545.
ROOMMATE NEEDED. 2-bed-room,
2 -bath apartment. AC.
pool, tennis courts, on busline,
convenient to Chapel Hill and
Durham. $180 12 utilities.
490-0409.
Jim McLaughlin
'"What STUDENT
: TEACHERS Should
expect from their
... COOPERATING
TEACHERS, and later,
MENTORS"
210 Peabody
April 26, 630 pm
REFRESHMENTS!
rrhaiikYou 1988-89
Carolina Union
Activities Board
Chairs!
Billy Pizer
Sharon Kessler
Maria Browne
. Merry Meadows
Melinda Hart
Kris Roberts
Teresa Frazier
Christie Blom
John Oxford
Dennis Toseland
-Special Thanks To:
Chris Hance
Ashley Mattison
Laurie Rodgers
Wollongong, Australia
Politics, Literature,
Art, History, Busi
ness, International
-Rel., Anthropology
Semester or Year
UNC Program
Information in
STUDY ABROAD
OFFICE
Basement of Caldwell
Hall
THE Daily Crossword bv
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5 Afr. capital
10 Arab garments
14 Landed
15 Zeal
10 ;An Anderson
17 Beam type
18 Do art work
19-Gunshot
20 .'Lapis
22" Prayer
24 - Harl
26 Author Milne
27 Imposing
residence
30 Grease used
i In ointments
;34 Excitement
35 Compelling
3 7--1 love: Lat.
'38"' de plume
l3?-Sailor
40 Sudden flight
41 Retirement
nest egg
42 Fierce storm
48 Khan
;47 Pyrenees land
49 Adman's
avenue
51 Serene
52 God of love
53 Shock
56 Elementary
particle
60 Croissant
61 Biblical
mother-in-law
65 Zola heroine
66 Square pillar
67 Aria singers
68 Rainbow
69 Former TV
host
70 Splnach-IIke
plant
71 Quitter's word
DOWN
1 Go under
2 Troubadour
love song
3 Max. general
4 Plays a guitar
5 Congress
meets here
6 Parseghian
7 Amln
8 Howard or Ely
9 Bunting
10 Colorless
beast?
11 Scarves
12 A. D. word
13 Omen
21 Non-clerical
23 Carry on
25 Word for
word?
28 Crimson
Tide
ROOMMATE NEEDED to
share fully furnished 2 BR 2
BA condo. Great location,
pool, tennis, split utilities.
Call 942-4155, ask for Brad
Davidson, leave message.
ROOMMATE WANTED: NON
SMOKING GRAD STUDENT to
share 2 bedroom apt. with 1st year
female law student, J busline,
Sl78mo. 12 utilities. Summer
andor fait. Call 933-7538.
ROOMMATE WANTED - Grad MF ,
to share 2 bedroom, 1 bath apart
ment starting August 1st.
S220month phone and 12 elec.
Quiet neighborhood. Walk to UNC
campus. Call 933-3792.
ROOMMATE(S) WANTED FOR
FALL '89. Own room $185, or share
a room $120mo. On J busline. Call
Sherry or Melanie, 929-1057.
ROOMMATES NEEDED. Fully fur
nished condo, AC, washeddryer,
kitchen, pool, tennis, jacuzzi.
S200mo. -- YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR OWN ROOM - CALL NOW.
Leave message, 933 5432, Chris.
SUMMER SUBLET. 1 or 2 spaces a
vailable with females. Fully furnished,
free bus pass. Rent negotiable. Call
942 5849. Leave message!
SUMMER SUBLEASE: Female
needs male or female to share 2 Bd2
12 Ba Canterbury townhome; fur
nished, on J line, $200 plus 12 u
til.; lots of privacy. 967-8643.
TWO FEMALES SEEK 2 NON
SMOKERS to share 2 BR2 Bath
apt. for summer. $120month plus
14 utilities. Pool, AC, dishwasher,
tow utilities, quiet. Call Pam, 968
3610. TWO MALES LOOKING FOR
ROOMMATE for next year. $185 per
month. Pool and lighted tennis
courts in apt. complex. Call 967
6648. WALK TO CAMPUS - AC. pool,
fully furnished. Female needs one or
two roommates for either or both
summer sessions. Call 933-2249 or
968 1685.
WANT A COOL PLACE TO LIVE
THIS SUMMER? How about pool.
AC, tennis, washerdryer, close to
campus, etc Own room. Non-smoker
please. Call 967 5606.
WANTED: Graduate or professional
student (nonsmoker only) to share 3
BR house, own unfurnished room for
$166.50mo. plus 13 utilities (water
free!) Amenities include woodstove,
big yard, woods, washer and dryer.
Call 933 3739 for details and direc
tions. 10 OFF
Any Book
Purchase
with this ad
405 12 W. Rosemary
933-5550
Senior Class of 1990
FRESHMAN
BUDDY
PROGRAM
All upperclassmen
(rising sophomores,
juniors and seniors)
are encouraged to
sign up now to be a
big buddy to a fresh
man next fall!! Appli
cations available in
the Senior Class
Office (Suite B)and
at the Union Desk.
Questions call:
962-1989
HOW
ABOUT
NEXT YEAR
AT
ST. ANDREWS
SCOTLAND
UNC Study
Abroad Office
Basement of
Caldwell Hall
It's A UNC
Program!
William
1969 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
All Rights Reserved
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28 Embellish
29 Gypsy e.g.
31 Musical
syllables
32 Adult
Insect
33 " Is an
Island"
38 Calendar abbr.
42 Mine car
43 Epcot city
44 Slightly wet
45 Smell
48 Visual
50 Satirical
53 Snare
54 A Barrett
55 Can. prov.
57 GWTW home
58 years
(elderly)
59 Cartoonist
Thomas
62 Make public
63 Eggs
64 Address to an
unknown
WANT A NICE PLACE TO
STAY THIS SUMMER? Fully
furnished townhouse condo
available with microwave,
pool, tennis, free bue pa
more. $155mo. 14 utili
ties. 968-8258.
LOOKING FOR a summer a
bode? Call 929-4992 for the pe
nultimate place on McCauley
Street, next door (almost) to the
Kappa Kappa Gamma house
which means it's close to cam
pus. SI 50 per month.
rooms needed
ATTENTION MILL CREEK OWN
ERS - 2 non-smoking responsible fe
males seek to rent unit for the 1989
90 school year - please call 933-
1788 if no answer leave a message.
FEMALE GRAD STUDENT looking
for a roommate and apartment next
fall (beginning Aug. 1). Please call if
interested, 9680386, leave message.
LAW STUDENT NEEDS TO
RENT OR SUBLET a furnished
apartment near school for June
and July. Please call Angelea,
703524 5046.
QUIET, STUDIOUS, NON-SMOKING
female grad student looking to
share an apartment for 1989-90 aca
demic year. Please call Stephanie
(914)473 9264.
housesitting
SUMMER HOUSESITTERS: Re
sponsible married graduate students
would like to care for your home
June through August. Refrences.
Please call Jimmi Davidson at 929
5469.
rides
ASHVILLE RIDE NEEDED: Thurs.
April 27 or Fri. April 28. Will help
with gas. Call 933-6454.
HELP! DESPERATELY SEEK
ING A RIDE TO NORTHEAST
OHIO anytime after May 9. Will
help with gas and driving.
Please contact me ASAP at 933
8137. KENTUCKEY RIDE NEEDED. Can
leave on May 8. Will help with gas
and driving, 933-8617.
NEW YORK: RIDE NEEDED to go
home anytime after 11 on Sat. May 6.
Will help with gas and driving. Call
Christine, 933-4462. .
NORTHWEST: Ride available UNC
grad departing 6189 for Seattle. 1
2 non-smokers; personal expenses
only, no gas or driving required. Late
July return possible. 1-847-4832.
RIDE NEEDED to and from
WASHINGTON. DC this com
ing weekend. I can leave anytime
between Thursday evening and
Saturday morning. Will share ex
penses. Please call 942-8609
and ask for Soukey.
Can you
believe you
canSTIIX
spend next
yesvr at a.
British
University
and STILL be
onalMC
Program?
Information in
Study Abroad
Office,
Basement of
Caldwell Hall
Guess what?
You can be off
campus your
senior semes
teryear and
STILL receive
UNC credit.
Information in
Study Abroad
Office
Basement of
Caldwell Hall
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travelvacation
1989 "POST-EXAMS-BEACH
BREAK!! May 9-121
All Students Welcome! Pack
age includes: 4 days3 nites
N. Myrtle Beach Holiday Inn,
buffet lunch, taxes, parties,
etc.!! Only $891! . Hurry!!
Only $25 to hold your space!
Call SBT Travel 929-4321.
FOR DISCOUNT airfare to Europe
call SBT Travel at 929-4321. We can
save you from $50-5350. London
roundtrip, $395. Paris, $375, Aus
tralia, $795.
MYRTLE BEACH CONDO, "Place
at the Beach I, Shore Drive, Ocean
Front Sideview, 919-488-7002.
NANTUCKET ISLAND: Apartment
for rent for (4) people for the summer.
508-228-2710 (eves.). Within walking
distance of the beach.
OCRACOKE VACATION COT
TAGE TO SHARE. JUNE 18
25. NEW 3 BR, 2 FULL BATHS.
2 SCREENED PORCHES.
GREAT ROOM & MUCH
MORE. $30.00 PER DAY WITH
$50.00 DEPOSIT. MIDDLE
AGE PROFESSIONAL WITH
COLLEGE AGE SON. CALL
942O019.
lost & found
THE DAILY TAR HEEL is now offering
free lost ads for two consecative
days. If vou wish to run your ad longer
than two days, please pay for the addi
tional days.
FOUND A KEY RING with numer
ous keys on it. Found on Franklin
SL To claim, call 929 2232.
FOUND: A SET OF KEYS IN
GARDNER Weds, morning. If yours,
claim at the APO Lost and Found.
FOUND: HUGE SET OF KEYS on
the wall next to Murphey Hall. In
cludes Ford car keys. Go to the Un
ion Desk and identify to claim.
FOUND: JEAN JACKET 416 at
approximately 9 pm, bench in front of
Chase Hall. Call 933-3523 to identify-
FOUND: ONE 12' x 15' LOFT. Claim
it and you can have it - just get it off
my hands. If you think this one be
longs to you. call 933-7203. Ask for
Timur.
FOUND: PRESCRIPTION GLASSES
AND CASE Monday 417. Gerrard
Hall. Call 968-1520 to identify.
FOUND- A set of keys in Gmghoul
neighborhood. Call 933-1028 to i
dentify. 1 LOST MY STUDENT ID (week be
fore Spring Break) 240-92-9832.
Reward offered. Call 968 1293.
LOST GOLD RING WITH PURPLE
STONE between E-haus field and
Charmichael Dorm. Means a hell of a
lot to me. Call 929-9098. Susan.
Thank you.
LOST: GOLD SIGNET RING WITH
INITIAL "C" SOMEWHERE BE
TWEEN H-STREET AND BUB'S
PARKING LOT. SAT. 418. IF
FOUND PLEASE CALL 967-2808.
REWARD OFFERED.
How About
SIENA, ITALY
next semester
No Italian Required
UNC
SEMESTER
PROGRAM
Information
available in Study
Abroad Office,
Basement of
Caldwell Hall
Join UNC's
fall semester
program to
LonBon
SCHOOL OF
Economics
(not just econ.)
INTERESTED?
Come by Study
Abroad Office
Basement of
Caldwell Hall
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LOST: GOLD ROPE CHAIN
BRACELET; UNC maintenance man
did not see you Thurs. in the Pit--I
will be on the pit side of Lenoir Hall
Wed. 426 at 12 pm. Jennifer S.
LOST: To the gentleman who found
my ring--I didn't see you Thurs. at
12:30. Please call again. It has great
sentimental value. 967-2808. (
LOST: Tues. 418, SMALL KEY
RING WITH FOUR KEYS. Call 942
2188 or 933-3578.
LOST: YELLOW TOPAZ RING giv
en to me by my grandmother. RE
WARD for its return. PLEASE call
933-8085 and leave a message!!
TECHNICS RECEIVER ACCIDENT
LY PLACED IN A VOLKSWAGEN
RABBIT in parking lot beside Bub
O'Malleys Friday night. Please call
Anderson at 933-9695 or Jason
9335153.
tutoring
DONT GO EXTINCT! Study with a
geology PhD student! Lecture or lab
tutoring. Group rates available, call
929-8296. The dinosaurs wish they
had!
NEED HELP IN MATH 22, 30. 31.
or 1-3 or in STAT 11 or 23? Jim has
reasonable rates. Call 929-5237 day
or night. Leave message.
services
CHEATERS NEVER LOSE! But you
can with amazing new Appetite At
tacker. You must remember to eat!
Great for binge eaters and emotional
eaters. Call 479-3038.
CONFUSED ABOUT THE PUR
CHASE of an automobile, appliance,
HiFiTVVCR? Contact Professional
Consultants, 968-9937. Please leave
message. Inquiries answered
promptly-
ELECTRONIC REPAIR: VCR's, CD
Players, Tapeplayers, -Microwaves,
(Rebuild or Repair). Factory author
ized service Center for major brands.
Custom speaker. Car stereo installa
tion. Medical and laboratory equip
ment repair. Hours 9-5:30, Mon.
Fri., 9-1 Sat. Norina Instrument Co..
405 E. Main St, Carrboro. 942
3777. PREGNANT? Call PSS for FREE
and CONFIDENTIAL testing. 942
7318. STORE YOUR CARPET OR RE
FRIGERATOR for only $5month
this summer with RPS. Pick-up and
delivery provided. Call Robert or Ste
ven at 933-1532 noon to midnight.
THE RIGHT JOB! Send your resume
to thousands of employers in the Tri
angle Cities for just $24.00, and let
the right job find you. Call The Trian
gle Personnel Listing's 24 Hour Hot
line for more information. 919-481-0211.
TYPING AND FAST PROFESSION
AL WORD PROCESSING AT VERY
COMPETITIVE RATES. CALL CA
THY, 942-5838.
TYPINGWORD PROCESS
ING - FAST, ACCURATE.
COMPUTERIZED PREPAR
ATION OF YOUR TERM
PAPER, RESUME, THESIS.
DISSERTATION. ETC, LET
TER QUALITY PRINTING.
CALL: 542-5760.
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -FAST,
professional quality. FREE
editing of spelling, grammar, sen
tence structure. FREE pick-up and
delivery. FREE disc storage. 20 years
experience. 542-5922 (local call).
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -Freshman
to Post-Doctoral and
Faculty.. No job too large or too
small. 100 letter quality. Pro
fessional, fast, dependable, accu
rate. Word Wrangler. 933-9752.
WORD PROCESSING AND RE
SUME SERVICE - FAST. ACCU
RATE TERM PAPERS. THESIS
AND CUSTOMIZED RESUMES.
LOW STUDENT RATES. THESAU
RUS, SPELLING AND GRAMMAR
CHECKERS ON LINE. GRAPHICS
AND LASER PRINTING AVAILA
BLE. DAILY STUDENT UNION
PICK UP AND DELIVERY AVAILA
BLE. RUSH JOBS WELCOME.
CALL ANYTIME. 870-1921.
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Bloom County
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ABORTION - To 20 weeks. Private
and confidential GYN facility with
Saturday and weekday appointments
available. Pain medication given. Free
pregnancy tests. 942-0824.
passport photos
OFFICIAL PASSPORT PHOTOS
AND APPLICATIONS while you
wait. Ask for student and faculty
10 discount card. 10 good for
photos, supplies and shipping for
entire year. Sterling Business' Servic
es, 1507 East Franklin. Mon-Fri. 9
6; Sat, 9-3. 933-1111.
announcements
RESIDENCY STATUS AND TUI
TION, the informative guide on the
in-state tuition application process is
available, now at the Bullshead Book
shop, Student Stores.
SALE - STERLING SILVER
CHAINS on sale. 25 off.
Light Years Jewelry, 1 19 12
E. Franklin St.. 11-5:30 daily.
SANGAM APRIL GENERAL
BODY MEETING: Tuesday,
April 25th at 7:30 pm in
room 208, Student Union.
Nominations for elections
will be taken. Followed by fi
nal General Body Meeting at
8:00. Elections will be held
so please attend.
SENIORS! SENIORS! Don't miss the
1989 GRADUATION TRIP to MYR
TLE BEACH! Look for info, in the Pit
or call SBT Travel. 929-4321 or 967
3862. STUDENT TEACHING SOON?
NCAE presents JIM McLAUGHUN:
"What to expect from your COOPER
ATING TEACHER and MENTOR."
218 Peabody. 6:30 pm.. April 26.
Bring your questions!
THE UNC ENTREPRENEURS CLUB
will be having its final meeting of the
year Tues. April 25 in 206 Union
from 3:30-5 pm. Elections will be
held. Anyone' interested in Entre
preneurism should attend.
WIN UP TO $10,000 cash with the
NCAA Championship Game Con
. test. Bring your 7-Up caps (2 liter or
16 oz.) to Western Union agent at
Sterling Business Services, 1507 E.
Franklin St.. 933 1111. Mon. Fri., 9
6; Sat. 9-3. STERLING transfers
money, sends telegrams, cables and
mailgrams via Western Union.
WOMEN - Work on your all-over
tan without sexist hassles. Dis
cover people who'll respect who
you are, not just how your body
looks. Contact: Triangle Area
Naturists, P.O. Box 33612-T,
Raleigh, NC 27636.
GOT AN INTEREST in BOWL
ING? The UNC BOWLING
CLUB is sponsoring an info
session for beginners, intermedi
ate and advanced bowlers. Tues
8:00 Room 213 Student Union.
KARATE CLASSES!! - Tuesdays &
Fridays, 6-8 ' pm at Community
Church of Chapel Hill (Off Mason
Farm Road). Join today - 2 Free
Classes. Information? 933-2882.
1990 CAROLINA GIRLS SWIMSUIT
CALENDAR MODELS NEEDED. If
selected you will receive a sitting fee,
free calendars plus more. No experi
ence needed. For information, 968
0465. .
BABIES CANT PROTECT THEIR
HUMAN AND CIVIL RIGHTS. Will
you please, help stop the unneeded
and harmful so-called "surgery." No
more circumcision.
CATHOLIC BACCAULAU
REATE MASS at Newman-the
Catholic Student Center, Satur
day May 13 at 5:15 pm. All are
welcome!
CELLAR DOOR, UNCs Un
dergrad. Literary and Visual Arts
Magazine seeks advertisng and
publicity managers, editors and
treasurer. General interest meet
ing Tues. 425, 7:30 pm, Rm
210 Union.
all experiments
on
behavior
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Unaccepted People:
A Study of You"
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CHIMERA: Emergency meet
ing tonight at 7:30 pm Room
220 Student Union. Impor
tant. Attendance by all mem
ber is needed.
FROM YOUNG TO YEATS. Zappa
to Zola . . . and more, Skylight Ex
change 40512 W. Rosemary 933
5550. Books, records, tapes, CDs.
Buy, sell or trade.
HAVE YOUR LOFT PICKED UP,
stored, delivered next fall. Sign up
thru the 25th in the Pit or call 933
6161. $40 - Benefits Habitat for Hu
manity. HETEROSEXUAL awareness day:
The UNC College Republicans en
courage all heterosexuals and their
supporters to wear shoes on Weds.
April 26:
LAST CHANCE to register for SO
RORITY RUSH. In the Pit from 1 1 to .
2 on April 24 and 25.
MENS AND WOMENS CREW will
have a meeting in Howell 104 on
Tuesday, April 25 at 8 pm for
all interested in rowing or coxing
next fall.
ACTIVATING AWARENESS
for CHOICE and EQUALITY
is sponsoring a pro-choice
rally in the Pit Tues 12-1. O
pen mike after guest speak
ers. personals
A.
GENE D. '- GOOD LUCK WITH FI
NALS. I'd like to get to know you -how
about a movie reading day? Re
spond DTH. Friend from the G-Bus.
JEFF P. (fencer from Saluda): thank
you for the thought. Are we as out of
touch as I think? (sorry) Call before
you leave! -E. .
LAST CHANCE FOR POETRY
that's not required for exams or other
undesired activities. Come to the ST.
ANTHONY HALL POETRY
READING, 207 Pittsboro ST. at 7
pm., Wednesday, April 26. Bring
poetry, prose and friends! Call 968
8801 for info.
PETER-Just wanted to tell you what
a wonderful dinner it was Fri. Night!
Thank you! See you soon-Love, S.
TARA: MET YOU FRIDAY NIGHT
at party. Would like to talk to you a
gain. If interested, respond DTH or
call. I'm the one who was ignored.
TO JAKE WHO WAS NT RICHARD:
You're an interesting "wrong num
ber!" Subtract 5913 from your num
ber and call me back! Ask for MJ.
tR-Thanks for all of the fun times!
You are the bright spot in my day.
Thank you for including me in your
life. Love. HE.
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LEIGH M.: HAPPY 2 1ST B-DAY.
Here's to the great times we've had.
Piece Goods, limo rides, Four Oaks,
Bahamas and more to come! Have a
drink on me at He's Not tonight.
Love you. Neat.
A. JOY. H.S., S.P. No lectures -just
Happy B-day! Wear those dan
gling earrings to Stratford and Dan
bury. You're not too bad. Okay-FINE!
See you in Salzburg. S.M.
Advertise In the Dally Tar
Heel Classifieds. Need a ride?
Need a ticket to a concert? Need
a place to live? You can find it In
the Tar Heel Classifieds. The
forms are available 24 hours
day! Room 104, Carolina Union.
ANN: Did anyone ever tell you that
.you have the most beautiful-oh, they
did! Well, I'm telling you too!! Love al
ways, Mike.
APRIL-You're really getting to me.
Love, your trained roomie-and watch
those crickets. Let's get married
soon. (Oh, o.k. I'll call back tomor
row). I love you. Airdale Lee. P.S
Look for your graduation personal
CANDY: "Where are you storingl
your refrigerator and carpet this sum
mer?" ROD: "I'm storing them witN
RPS." Call Robert or Steven at 933
1532 for appointment.
CEH: THANK YOU for making my
freshman year so special! I'm going to
be lonely in Wilmington without you!
I love you!! JLD.
CONGRATULATIONS NEW
CLEF HANGARS!! Tristan. Rob
T.. and Tim F. Yeah Glee Club!
Congratulations Jay! You never
WERE nothing. GOOD LUCK
YALL!! I'll miss you Rob Su
san M.
DEAR SUSAN S.: HOW
GOOD it was to hear from
youl Let's get together over
lunchdinner (my treat) to
discuss the dilemma(s) I face
(and the possible (aesthetic)
resolutions available to me)
as an (immutable) homosex
ual; that is, as a person who,
by indulging In unmentiona
bles, has taken up an impos
sible battle against nature,
which act of violence ( some
would argure) condemns me
to a hellish existence in this
life and the one beyond(?)
Call me soon. (Try In the eve
ning). Most sincerely yours.
Your first gay friend, Domi
nick A. 933-6984.
DO YOU LOVE POLITICS? Then
we need you! TheDTH's state and na
tional desk is looking for a few good
writers for next year. Drop by the
DTH sometime this week after 3 pm.
and see Tammy Blackard.
Perception:
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